Goomba got a promotion from Bowser that day.

@YeilTheHero

5 жыл бұрын

The promotion being him getting plastic surgery paid by bowser to get ripped arms and legs he also had a gold sword a shield and for back up a goomba mech for yaaa....... you probably get the point.......🍄

@PhayzinOut

5 жыл бұрын

Oooh ooh waaaauuuugggghhhhh

The most of fails in Speedruning is... Reset the time.

@meove1213

5 жыл бұрын

waste 30 minutes reset time

@shazers7313

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t start the timer

@meove1213

4 жыл бұрын

@Danielle Smith your comment history is full of swearing. im not surprised

@Usugato

3 жыл бұрын

Oh,ok.

The shaking of the camera at 6:29 made it so much funnier 😂

The clip at 8:25 just made me spit out my pop from laughing. XD

@brainnotdetectedhurdedur

4 жыл бұрын

“Fuck You’re Speedrun!”

It's the Triforce! ...of failure

Green gladJonas uploads are the best.

9:57 That actually jumpscared me a little.

1:07 Goomba of the whole life in bowsers army

all mario 64 clips are: failing in dark world failing bomb clip in ssl bljing into wdw reds in vanish cap stage and the last jump in final bowser

@entrances

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot trying to collect "wall kick will work" star in CCM but failed miserably Edit : oh wait nvm that's most of them are

*Misses jump entirely when trying to get on the salt* "That's bullshit!"

7:46 “Jennifer Dumped Me.” -Arin Hanson

6:31 Oooooooooooh that screen shake ToT

6:52 Don't use the analog/control stick in side-scrolling levels.

@WillCipher

4 жыл бұрын

So that is what happened

Bowser in the dark world the level that keeps giving.

What happens at 4:22 he says he cant get in the car , but he he can enter it while it in motion , but it clearly not moving lol besides i dont know if he talks about the white car or the black van. He can enter the van from the other side

@SaiyanCOG

5 жыл бұрын

From the looks it may have not been worth it for the time he had lost at that point

@Ales9004

5 жыл бұрын

Probs white car because he said it was in the ground.

@justsomedude2882

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he had more than enough place on the other side of the car i dont knwo what he was thinking it doesnt take that much longer

Finally!! Another gladjonas video, keep it up!!

Didnt know UKOGMonkey did speedrunning, only ever saw Guitar Hero on his channel.

@batouttahell24

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he does Crash NST speedruns every Wednesday.

1:59 SO MANY OPENINGS AND SO MANY HAMMERS

7:16 what is name of that music ? i cant remember

It's-a me, MA- **SuperMario64.exe has stopped working**

@JargonMadjin

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, my favorite of the Mario Bros; MA-

As soo as I saw Adventure Boy I instantly thought of Arin yelling in rage and all the improv stories he made up.

Thank you for using my clip!

Bowser: If only what I have to do is pass to the runners Bowser: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH I fell! 8:50

song at very end? outro song?

Fails In Speedrunning Vs. Glad Jonas is like Samsung vs. Apple

1:30 I remember when Emo was a thing

Wow speedruning super mario 63. oh dang, good old times

What the name of the song on 7:03 ?

Hell yeah, my boi George ukogJabba

7:00 Music ?

@officialjoley2196

4 жыл бұрын

Lucas Eduardo some weeb shit

3:44 epic...EPIC!.......epic fail

i like your cool concept

I will never do speedruns. That seems very frustrating even I can feel It, all those hours wasted In one fail.

4:40 So... couldn‘t he just sit in the car that was blocking the other cars door and drive that away or am I missing on something here?

What's the game at 7:50 ?

4:16 Why don't he you know backup the car? Is it against the rules?

6:49 Rasha Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy

Idk if im missing something but the guy playing crash literally jumped and came towards the screen. Looked lije he jumped right off the ledge n killed himself. Did he think he went through the floor?

Here for the ukog thumbnail

Speedrunfails in the dark world

6:58 Wait, what happend there ? P.S. Thank you daddy gladJonas for honors at the end of the video

@sonicgen1

5 жыл бұрын

Dr NeoKorteks How'd you get six minutes in when the video was uploaded 2 or so minutes ago?

@drneokorteks

5 жыл бұрын

@TOAD'S XOOL Magic

@sonicgen1

5 жыл бұрын

Dr NeoKorteks lmao. ok your in the clear.

@GreyWolfLeaderTW

5 жыл бұрын

Apparently the collision detection for the floor failed. It has happened once in a while while people speed run Crash Bandicoot games.

@Sentom23

5 жыл бұрын

Nah he just failed the jump and while he was raging he saw a 250 pound donation and didn't know how to react.

Utter shock bandicoop looked up and said "me game crashed" oh what a sad day for bandicoop.

you have died and you have fallen XD 2:09

Shout out to my boi Glad Jonas

@IamaPERSON

5 жыл бұрын

And SimpleFlips

Is it bad that I skip all of the GTA runs in all of these videos?

1:22 its sad/funny cuz i've just see the few second before this part in a luck in speedrun video where he succefully glitched first try...

bad goomba 1:06 oh no XD 1:28 oh no again XD 1:48

6:09 XD

3:52 when you BLJ so bad that you lose your fucking mind

3:50 that's what you get for being so pretencious

I didn’t know Michael McDonald played Crash for his MADtv audition tape.

I'm sorry, but what was that Kirby guy at the beginning trying to do? o_o

its been years since I last played a gta game but cant you just enter from the passenger side of the vehicle and your character will automatically move over to the driver side?

@JargonMadjin

2 жыл бұрын

You will move to the other seat, it would be pretty awkward if you didn't

4:30 Isn't there a passenger side door?

Whats that game at 7:30?

@HTSI

4 жыл бұрын

Super Mario 63

Imagine trying to speedrun Crash 1, the game in the trilogy that wasn't built for rushing through

@JargonMadjin

Жыл бұрын

@Rob Well at least the platinum relics serve as a basis for speedrunning, other than that the platinums are just there for bragging rights, of course until you get to Crash 4 (It's About Time) where they're a requirement for completion, it's the dev relics you shouldn't bother with at that point

Any speedrun fail video uploaded by glad is just a cheap alternative, I'd rather watch yours

My favorite clip was the kid who blj'd into wet-dry world. I didn't expect that at all XD

Nou 4:49 Nou 4:59 Nou And R.I.P XD 5:10

Hey for Halloween can we get a Jumpscare In Speedrunning?

R. I. P. Ukog went all blj there xD

6:33 he is lucky,while i am doing the first base,catalina fell water somehow (thanks dumb AI)

7:03 What name Japanese song ??? Please !!! Moto re nai sekai lyrics

ITS A ME MA-

2:34 :"| Crying forever

7:18 name of the game?

@entrances

5 жыл бұрын

Super mario 63

@cristianguajala4935

5 жыл бұрын

Thank u bro

you went down to the wrong pipe 2:33

*MIKE*

Isn't the editor gladjonas?

Speedrun fails 3DS

MAN I LAUGH 06:30

I live on their pain

atleast george was used for the clickbait

UKOGmonkey isn't playing guitar hero? That's weirdo.

@trevorroscoe2245

5 жыл бұрын

ByRiolu Iqē I legit stared at the thumbnail thinking “is that George? He’s wearing a Trivium shirt but still what the heck would he be doing in a speed run compilation”

5:12 Wow, that was the worst attempt at that particular star that I've ever seen. What happened there? Did he mess up earlier and tilt hard afterwards or what? Poor guy.

XD 3:16 XDDDDDDDDDDDD 3:23

Wait what- UKOGmonkey does speedruns???

I'm not familiar with that 2D mario flood game.

I PRESSED TRIANGLE!! TRIANGLE!!! NOT SQUARE!!!

Why do speedruners use the japanese version of the games? I've recently became very intrested in speedruns and I've seen some speedrunes play games like legend of zelda or mario with japanese language, dose it help them speedrun faster by any chance? I would really appreciate it if one of you guys answer this question, Thanks.

@waleuska

5 жыл бұрын

yes japanese scrolls faster than English

@dannyurdb8616

4 жыл бұрын

navid aria Nice question. I have the same doubt

ukgmonkey must be the person with more bad luck in crash bandicoot 1

@JargonMadjin

2 жыл бұрын

Crash 3 has relics, the Crash Dash and slide jumping because they expected people to rush through it. Crash 1 doesn't have any of that because they didn't expect people to rush through it, which is why adding relics to Crash 1 in the remake was an odd choice. RIP the jetski controls in the Crash 3 remake though, they butchered that

r u glad jonas?

Jump fails >□

rip

How do you manage to get past the last Hammer Bros in world 8-3 and completely botch the easy part?! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 And Mario, you only got 5 minutes to rescue Peach!!!! You ain't got time for world 7!!!! 😡😡😝😝

@rdtworld9720

5 жыл бұрын

Trust me it hurt when I did it!

Way talking about Rage quit in speedrunners in next video please???

Ive seen a few videos of SR fails, and in none of them was a game of Sonic, but half of them were Mario. I call bullshit

go to BONUS MEME 9:36

Hello friend :D

8:26

#teamspeedrunfails. I mean I watch some of gladjonas... Just cuz I need something to watch >> but yeaaaaa I'm speedrun fails all the way. P.s. love ya glitch

👀

I prefer apple juice anyways

6:20

Reeeee

Shout-out to crimplenips

Speedrun Fails, dont you think its about time to edit or change the MEME *BONUS* presentation? At least the faces that appear on that screen, you already have more than enough material to do it.

x127 fails

Leave gladjonas alone

i saw George = insta click