The man straight up went with the most common cause of death.

@Jumbo58067

3 жыл бұрын

Heart gonna no worky anymore

@hamishwilson9787

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah true lol heart disease

@vanyuuhi5665

2 жыл бұрын

@@bond8436 Good to see you live up to your name

I love how the worst thing he's ever done is steal mars bars when he was 10.

@seansmith877

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah 7 Mars bars a week for 2 years, that's 730 Mars bars if he was consistently doing it even if they were like 50 p that's still roughly 365 pounds, that's alot of money

@whisper__

3 жыл бұрын

@@seansmith877 ngl. To an adult 365 pounds is nothing. To a child or someone without a job it will seem like a shit tonne but it actually isn't that much.

@seansmith877

3 жыл бұрын

I am honestly stunned by how upper class your response was that perfectly captures the memes you see where richer people look at poor people confused as to why they're complaining about losing money, even something as small as £10 is alot to some families, a few of my friends in high school were from poor backgrounds so even if they broke something that'd be cheap to replace for most families say 10-20 pounds they'd have to either never get it fixed or go with barely eating just to afford to fix it and you're over here looking at someone having over 350 robbed and going eh not much money, there are poor people in the world and as Karl said the store owner doesn't make much money so this much could have been a huge hit, even something as small as £10 can be difference between whether someone eats today or not, I'm a student at uni and have a £6 a day budget for food so if I lost over 300 that would practically starve me

@whisper__

3 жыл бұрын

@@seansmith877 I understand your response. But in England renting a shop costs about £10, per Square Metre, per Month. Lets just assume his store is 4x6 meters (As they normally are hahaha). That's £240 a month. If the guy can find £5,760 in 2 years then £300 ontop of that just isn't that much surely. It's what 6%? I assume he can easily find this money since it has lasted a minimum of 38 years (because of Karls age).

@seansmith877

3 жыл бұрын

@@whisper__ rent is litterally one of the very many expenses, you've gotta pay for all the stock, you've gotta pay all your employees, buying anything that's needed in the store itself like storage units, shelving, all the electricity it'd take to run the place, the constant lighting and heating bills, plus it's a corner shop and I live near where Karl does and most owners live in the shop usually upstairs because they can't actually afford to move into two separate buildings, plus you're also forgetting every single other expense in the guys life the store is litterally just his job, he's not just taking from the store but the owner who obviously has rent for his house maybe and family, pets and kids to support, no idea why you've only thought of the basic cost of just renting the room when that's one of the dozens, even when I was working my minimum wage job back in college, over 300 would have been a massive loss, minimum wage where I live is like £8 an hour so that'd be multiple shifts worth of my wage gone just in mars bars, plus in another interview he mentions it wasn't always just mars bars sometimes he'd take magazines and other things along with the mars bars

“...I Ieft with an ‘E’ in ‘istory...say if my dad knew that...he’d go, ‘right...get the brick...’”

1 opening neighbour’s mail 2 putting putty in hair 3 stealing mars bars for two years Karl’s a saint, bless him

Whenever i hear "get the brick" i lose it. Just so casual.

@brandocervera3854

5 жыл бұрын

what does he mean exactly?

@nathanoutput710

5 жыл бұрын

Brando Cervera get the brick to smash his head in

@thedukeparty

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, haha. If your dad knew you were going to fail history, HE WOULD MURDER YOU???????????

@pauljackson2409

4 жыл бұрын

His dad should really have got the brick if he knew he would turn out to be Karl Pilkington.

@strangeways4217

4 жыл бұрын

sadly that’s just the way life is here in manchester, piles of dead babies & bricks litter the street

if Ricky was there he would have said "STOP TALKING SHIT!"

My first impressions of Karl was he was a kindly village idiot type but after a few minutes it became clear- he is a genius.

"an E in history, get the brick"

@imperiumoccidentis7351

3 жыл бұрын

Asian parents be like:

"90%" smiles uncontrollably.

Was expecting Bullshit man to make an appearance

@caringnihilist2902

4 жыл бұрын

BULLSHIT!!!!!

@JL46L88

4 жыл бұрын

I can hear him flying in now....

Karl, sounds like you owe Bob the shop owner for 730 Mars bars.

They also give vague statements until they get a hit.

Never heard of someone as genuine as Karl lol. Like I know he has a knack to be offensive (e.g. his obsession with people who have deformities) but I've never heard him say anything downright malicious about anyone or anything - well aside from some animals "that don't do anything" XD (people who listen/watch the podcast would understand). Hope you live a long life buddy!

@Gyrbae

7 жыл бұрын

He was introduced to a girl with leukemia, his friend wanted him to date her. "There's no point to spend time and money on her if she's going to die on me anyway." That was pretty cruel.

@TheTruth-wn2vy

7 жыл бұрын

diabolicsloth But it was brutal honesty.

@britishnerd3919

6 жыл бұрын

diabolicsloth "got the furthest protruding eyes from the skull. Steve."

@PresidentialWinner

4 жыл бұрын

Honesty is not cruelty. Honesty can seem cruel, but so can life. Life isn't cruel. Life just is.

@swagg7109

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gyrbae 3 years late, but it was a girl with something wrong with marrow n' that. Wasn't leukemia and it was a blind date, which he enjoyed... but because hes not a doctor and doesn't know what a problem with her marrow n' that is he didn't wanna take the risk. You are making it out to be worse than it is.

"You've got some sort of heart problem. If you axknowledge what you did wrong, it'll fix it." Did Karl just get mugged? X3

@cov9290

3 жыл бұрын

TheHorrorDevotee did Ricky and Stephen tell the fortune teller guy to say that.

Get the brick 😂😂, calculating the future lol more like the bill for the time

The guy at the end clearly got a bad fortune

Reading people's mail. That's not a confession, that normal. Best show on tv

‘Get the brick’ 😂😂😂😂😂 amazing

Tourist trap nonsense.

*If Karl gets a heart attack we can be sure that he forgot to put that paper on top of a mountain and the other in the sea.*

I thought he was going to predict that call would have boiler problems in the future

Fortune tellers expectations from his confession: I cheated on my wife for her sister and often stole money from her before I left her. Reality: I put putty into some dudes hair and he had to get it shaved. He had a funny shaped head as well.

that dude at the very very end! lol

Supergray? More like SuperGay!!!!

"Brilliant"

I knew one of the confessions would be the mars bars!thanks for uploading

@JadedKate

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of an episode of the thin blue line where the very camp character that has a crush on the indian girl passes her in the hallway and she asks "is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me ?" and she passes him, and she's already left for him to reply (but more or less basically saying it to himself) "actually it's a mars bar" 😂

If they could tell fortune they would all win a fortune!

@Vahe345

8 жыл бұрын

See thats what the main misconseption people get about fortune telling, people thing if you know your future then your future is a good one. But with Chinese Astrology it most often gives general guidance on when are good times to take chances and when are better times to play it safe and do things that are good no matter what like reading, exercising ect but it doesn't tell you what the lottery numbers are next week exactly, it will say what day and time is the best for money making opportunities and it will say if your naturally lucky in gambling.

@Konrad_Wallenrod

8 жыл бұрын

Vahe345 well, Western astrologers are not that specific either, but I get what you are saying! I am simpy seriously doubt that people can tell your fortune

@Vahe345

8 жыл бұрын

only way to know is to try. Just look at all the rich Chinese pay huge money for these people even banks use feng shui, i think these people are not stupid

@CyberJoeyO

7 жыл бұрын

You can make predictions based upon data and statistics. But even if those predictions you make with math are solid, it's still just testing for probabilities. Essentially there's no way to predict the future and if you believe a prediction is true and then it does happen, you're operating under a self-fulfilling prophecy.

" alot of marsbars, i know that thats why its on ere " karl pilkinton 😂😂😂😂😂

"Right, get the brick.." I've heard it before but I had coffee spraying from my lips when I heard it this time lol.

lol at the guy at the end

Oh, Here we go! Lol!

@bedford4383

7 жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@martinvermaak378

5 жыл бұрын

I lost it hahahaha

i dont want karl to die - never!!!

@SalvableRuin

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a double negative. If you do NOT want Karl yo NEVER die, that means you DO want him to die eventually. If you don’t want him to die, you should have said EVER, not NEVER

Poor old Karl Grimshaw. Having a weird shaped head is no joke.

Can't believe he forgot the time he put a hole on his girlfriend's dress and then chipped a kid's tooth on a toilet sink. You're dying of a heart attack, mate... Incidentally, if I was a fortune teller I think I'd make more of an effort than going for the most common cause of death in the world by far.

@PillarsOfHeaven

4 жыл бұрын

Well, statistically, if fortune tellers could really see into the future then we'd see heart problems foretold by them commonly

@benjaminmorris7159

4 жыл бұрын

and if he's got a family history then, luckily for the fortune teller, that's actually probably the most likely cause of death for karl

haha "right get the brick"

"right get the brick" that's got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard

i didn't expect him to have a palm pilot

"Get the brick" The brick? The fucking brick?! 😂😂

0:30 ‘…end it..do ‘em a favor ..’ ‘…get the brick…’

Stone cold reading - almost EVERYONE has some heart disease in their family. Almost everyone had a significant event happen to them when they were 12. Almost everyone feels their potential could result in more if their circumstances were more favourable. Almost everyone sees themselves as a complex balance of opposites. And so on.

@___Hermitage

2 жыл бұрын

Sure, but his prescriptions had some serious therapeutic value

Instead of worrying about the mars bars just pay em now that you have money karl

Lmao E in history son "right get the brick"

Lol at the palm pilot

Fortune telling, theres an app for that.

No ones commented on the fact the Chinese guy is having a drink from a cup with a goldfish swimming around in it ..... wtf

It's like when we were kids in a God fearing Catholic school and had to make up shit for saying in confession. We literally lied just to tell the priest fake lies and it was always the same shit “Disobeyed parents. Didn't tidy up our toys. Didn't share with my brothers and sisters. Didn't say my prayers on Wednesday before bed" Bet those priests loved a bit of flat out honesty “Yeah this week I've been hot wiring JCB's, sniffing glue at school, started a fire over someone's shop and and ruined their business then trashed the newly lawned bowling green with a runaway horse” Priest - "Go say one Hail Mary and come back next week with more good stuff my child"

Straight up funny.

The bloke at the very end hahaha

@manwithouthat44 Naw. Chinese Fortune Telling uses a lot of numerology. It probably just calculates things quicker than he could do by hand or in his head.

Jesus... If only doctors thought of this shit... High blood pressure? No problem sir, just write 3 confessions on a piece of paper!

100% certified bs. But it's always nice to see Karl.

Well that was a straight-up scam.

i love how karl justified not being great in school by how he turned out when his entire job hinges on him being an idiot,lol

@michaelcaplin8969

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, I think he referenced that he did accomplish a lot in life from hard work and street smarts alone. And let me tell you, Karl worked his way up from a small time unpaid hospital radio gig in Manchester to becoming not just a good producer, but Head of Production at XFM with a huge salary in London all on his own, and all that before the age of 30, and before he even met Ricky and Steve. To be honest, he geniunely accomplished more with his life at 30 than most of us do at 50. The fact that Ricky and Steve found him and showed him to the world, which made him a millionaire, doesn't take away from the fact that without Ricky and Steve, Karl would still have "made it" in the media world and gotten nice, incredibly well paid executive positions.

Yeh he's done alright..multimillionaire 🤣

what city was he in? it looks a bit like guangzhou but I can't be sure

What are the chances Karl developed heart conditions from eating Mars bars for two years?

Why didn’t the fortune teller know palm pilot would go away.

"Right, get the brick" lmao

2:07 pause. Look at that grin lmao

Oh ere we go

😂😂 Get the brick 😂😂

palm pilot futuristic LOL

ah the bloke at the end...!

Guaranteed he went to a cardiologist after this was filmed haha

Get the brick

I thought the translation has sth. wrong. Future tell should say"血光之灾"（it is very common saying for Chinese future tell and I am not sure how to translate,maybe "harmful calamity"）"血光"sounds like"血管"（blood vessel）.

It's called playing along guys 👓

i love karl pilkington

0:53 Koishi theme

i need fortune teller too

7 mars bars a week for 2 years That's literally 828 mars bars wtf 😂

90% how does he come to that percentage? lets make a pie chart lol

@AA-hg5fk

4 жыл бұрын

90 percent on a pie chart is pretty pointless, pie charts where one of the possibilities are that high don't make good pie charts at all.

@zoehampton3694

4 жыл бұрын

@@AA-hg5fk Dickhead

Get the brick haha

I don't kno what you talkin bout, I'm concentrated in calculating your future.

Brilliant. Well that's put the worlds cariologists out of business then.

This is Bear Grylls counter ego.

Karl is a living, breathing kick in the face to PC. Long live the Pilk Down Man!!!

@bobsy852 It's the way he takes it so seriously haha

Is this guy like this in everyday life or acting?🇳🇴🙋‍♂️🐺

Ridiculous. Anyone can look at Karl and correctly assume health isn't a big priority for him lol

Hang on, wait, wait! I currently have heart problems. If I write some messages and lob them in the sea my heart will be fine?

@SalvableRuin

4 жыл бұрын

It only works if a Chinese liar helps you do it

palm pilot

Is it going to kill me then? 90%

Why is this fortune teller slurping so loudly

@BritishKidd I was just thinking that

I dohnt know whata you're talkeen about am concentrating am calculateeng your a futureee...

I bet Ricky sent the fortune teller some intelligence on karl

Wron-G

700 Mars Bars..

Hmm, watching this back years later this guy actually got it quite close since a few years after this he got kidney stones

@cletustheaborted8324

3 жыл бұрын

how tf is a kidney stone a heart problem? Your the kind of moronic westerner that fuels this sham industry

People like that guy should actually be prosecuted for providing medical advice. Fortune tellers change people's lives based on some magic. I remember a phone call to a guy like that asking: 'I am not sure what to do.. I love my boyfriend but I got a job in XYZ, shall I go?'. Fortune teller: 'yeah, go, your boyfriend cheats on you - I can read that from my cards'. Seriously?

@AA-hg5fk

8 ай бұрын

Meh, as long as people understand they are not seeing a medical doctor they should always take anything the fortune teller says about health with a pinch of salt. As far as we can see the fortune teller isn't claiming to be a medical doctor so he wasn't being fraudulent. What's worse is people who have bogus alternative therapy qualifications and use the title doctor when they aren't registered medical doctors.

Right get a brick

Karl keeps saying how much of a good paperboy he was (despite the robin). But on the podcast he said that he told the homeless fella who called him a dick head that he used to just chuck em away, weird innit?

I'm not surprised he has heart problems eating that many mars bars 🤣

@jayy_93

4 жыл бұрын

And packets of pickled onion monster munch 😂

I heard that there is also an app for generic KZread comments.

672 marsbars

90% ouch

@Mohrkai my comeback*, ah shit

大概在05年时我听说天津水上公园后面有一个算命先生 百算百灵 不知现在还在不在 但也蛮恐怖的 坏事也能算得出来

不过他真的很有趣