“This is my son” *three seconds later* *throws him*

@MyteMyte

4 жыл бұрын

*500IQ*

@derknilch7233

4 жыл бұрын

Gets father of the year diploma from KZread

@isaachitchcock7113

4 жыл бұрын

Fbi open up

@danielmaher1654

4 жыл бұрын

there's a reason he needs to sell them on the internet

These guys were actually allowed to buy a house.

@17jay29

4 жыл бұрын

Rob Bob42069 yea dude they are intelligent beings

@zim346

4 жыл бұрын

Kore”} does Two mad live with them?

@iaimsumtimes2488

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@robcrook2397

4 жыл бұрын

Clutch lol no

@rednotthecolor

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Why does Yumi look like a single mother who has a drinking problem

@jonopedersen6282

4 жыл бұрын

Javi_ Pollo26 because he is.

@jonopedersen6282

4 жыл бұрын

He just is.

@runescape108

4 жыл бұрын

I think u mean HOT

@cdiddy6918

4 жыл бұрын

Yumi is the mother

@yersvera

4 жыл бұрын

Cameron i was bouta say dat.

“I’m gonna kill myse-“ *Flawless Victory*

Instead of buying your plush son, can I buy the rights to become your legal son

@harrisonward3464

4 жыл бұрын

Arrow Head I must become his son at any cost

@blaze-uo5pm

4 жыл бұрын

@@harrisonward3464 one half cent at a time

@mrglizees7075

4 жыл бұрын

Did anybody else hear the who and think he was about to start singing

@randirafaeli

4 жыл бұрын

Daddy Tuxbird

@samthewizzy

4 жыл бұрын

Harrison Ward I’m pretty sure you can but wouldn’t your family have to disown you first or like what

Yoo Twomad caught me offgaurd, was expecting evan lmaoo

@pigeon2925

4 жыл бұрын

Sizlak so they actually don’t live with twomad

@diodoritos1944

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sizlak379

4 жыл бұрын

@@pigeon2925 I think he's just crashing with them atm

@kaylanvieira9294

4 жыл бұрын

Sizlak same

@roseox64

4 жыл бұрын

Good night girl I’ll see you tomorrow

McNasty: Talking about tacos and nominating ketchup Tux: Ketchup? Soup: Ketchup? Nick: Ketchup?

5:17 Im actually surprised Mcnasty censored this and Tux didn't.

Dude 2mad is like everywhere now I’m so proud of him :)

@barkleyu

4 жыл бұрын

I love threemod as well

@Epic_Eggroll

4 жыл бұрын

Yeh fourmed is an absolute legend

@xswxdegree9152

4 жыл бұрын

EpicEggroll XD 5thmad is really cool

@realspartan5206

4 жыл бұрын

🅱️womad

@Variouswigg

4 жыл бұрын

Liam Kirby subscribe to twomad

TuxBird: this is my son Nobody: TuxBird again: will you please buy my son

@joukjehoekstra2378

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@jmykle994

4 жыл бұрын

Yumi and Cob are the mom

@loganherskovitz2848

4 жыл бұрын

Joshua Snel 100%

@VanTillJaThor

4 жыл бұрын

Why tuxbird wants to sold own son, he's so cuuute

@autisticwarguy

4 жыл бұрын

I wants it

8:05 Kobe is still living amongst us in the chat...

At this point, TuxBird’s upload schedule is as inconsistent as Ceeday’s.

@htown4lifee136

4 жыл бұрын

Egg Guzzler I was gonna say AnthonyPit1 but that’s not accurate

@kaviewin9190

4 жыл бұрын

HTown 4Lifee Anthony’s is way worse by far

@thebitehandle360

4 жыл бұрын

Tux has been studying his balls off writing down critical notes about Anthonypit1 and seaottas uploading schedule. I see he has learned very well.

@arcirin3241

4 жыл бұрын

or as antony pit

@torontomercenary

4 жыл бұрын

Could be worse, he could be as bad as sovietwomble

Am I the only one that actually appreciates tuxbird’s forehead

@MyteMyte

4 жыл бұрын

No you are not the only one. For he has a mighty forehead.

@irondexterity9165

4 жыл бұрын

Overruled, Badger has the McDonald's Arches.

@beetlecraig5214

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@aaronholmes-black6621

4 жыл бұрын

How about that shirt.

@MarcoBMark-rt6ke

4 жыл бұрын

RaNdOMEperson we all know Brendon Urie has a bigger and mightiest one

Me and the boys coming back from Area 51 with the full body shield tachanka rework

@cgkai8578

4 жыл бұрын

*reword*

@nirv_sel

4 жыл бұрын

Oceanking 114 this nigga -_-

@pheene02

4 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture is ever so slightly off center and it annoys me

@alexmecca6003

4 жыл бұрын

Worlds first chair with 1k subs why are you on every video I watch

Tux: Buy my son. 10% of us: What? The other 90%: YEEESSSSSSSSSS!!!

@joygacusan8139

4 жыл бұрын

Tux the virgin

@eshwar6969

4 жыл бұрын

@@joygacusan8139 you can't just expose him like dat

Well I guess Anthony pit took over tux’s channel...

Good night girl, I'll see ya tomorrow.

@callmecarsonsalad250

4 жыл бұрын

*falls*

@infinitcheez

4 жыл бұрын

Dull thump sound

@imabigdumbstupid2163

4 жыл бұрын

*Lard hitting the floor intensifies*

@yuurichito1439

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@radkouse1of1

4 жыл бұрын

Goodnight girl, I'll see you tomorrow. **dies**

Twomad is literally everywhere nowadays jesus christ

@kevinbmx2225

4 жыл бұрын

It's toemud. He's everywhere.

@jambeau59

4 жыл бұрын

its because hes good at the game Kappa

@assgoblin699

4 жыл бұрын

TBVG twomad 360 is better than twomad

9:10 you'll thank me later

@dariusmoore2910

4 жыл бұрын

revy z whats it called

@skieowl9315

4 жыл бұрын

Gn see you tomorrow

@ace-software

4 жыл бұрын

No

@COCONUTSCC

4 жыл бұрын

revy z no

@eliekira7521

4 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

7:07 thats the manliest scream ive heard

twomad moved in

@TuxBird

4 жыл бұрын

i wish bro I’m so #sad and #crying rn

@MooserEdits

4 жыл бұрын

Tux bird is fucking a penguin

@thelifeofdakota

5 ай бұрын

Is he still there

@nekomata_aero

5 ай бұрын

wonder if bro still lives there

@Zaaf2003

4 ай бұрын

He ain livin there anymore. Or at all.​@@nekomata_aero

You can really tell that this is an abomination of a video... It's got a Joe mama joke in the first 15 seconds...

@benhorton1943

4 жыл бұрын

TBVG that’s me lmao I’m JeffBozos

@Vomna

4 жыл бұрын

@@benhorton1943 hey jeff

Tuxbird: You getting on? 2mad: I’m bouta go bed I know we couldnt play tonight but that’s alright

1:45 he looks like in call of duty when the connection is lost

1:08 News: Famous R6 youtuber posted him self throwing his child

Dangerously close to that 1.5 mil he’s at 1.49

@GoodGuyZEK

4 жыл бұрын

He at 1.5 mil now

@jaluver5955

4 жыл бұрын

Started.the vid at 1.49 ended 1.50 damn

"But every once in a while I don't suck at the game" sounds like my OW career

8:40 Hearing Tux, Soup, and Racc all saying “ketchup??” gave me life.

@sunnythereal7750

4 жыл бұрын

You’re a serial killer

@LofiCatFox

4 жыл бұрын

finally found a comment mentioning this stuff

Am I the only one shook by Yumi’s new hair

@daltonreynolds83

4 жыл бұрын

Nah dude it completely caught me off guard

@N0xxy._.

4 жыл бұрын

UndeadSpartan36 yah I was over her going stupid in my chair

@LunaTank

4 жыл бұрын

It made me depressed

@akio5291

4 жыл бұрын

I am groot

No one going to talk about yumi's grandpa hair?

@Idk-hi3tf

4 жыл бұрын

Groot you would know that he changed his color of his hair if you watched tux streams

@akio5291

4 жыл бұрын

@@Idk-hi3tf hahaha sorry i missed the stream in twitch...ill be earlier from now on

Tuxbird: “Can you do the thing” *dies*

I love how the ''sometimes I am good'' clip was pure luck that they all walked there :D

I was watching TuxBird and he uploaded.. That’s exactly what I needed!!!

I hate it when i laugh when I’m dropping logs and I piss all over myself

@radkouse1of1

4 жыл бұрын

K

@pineapple3754

4 жыл бұрын

r/OddlySpecific

7:08 was the definition of perfectly cut screa.

Tux: doesn’t have a youtooz Also tux: “I have a plushie”

i like the “already dead” beat in the background

Tux vid titles have gradually become more true to what the videos are

You (sometimes) play like a potato, but you always edit like a god, best editing I've ever seen out of any of the other gamers I watch I liked and subbed, keep up the good work dude

Rest well twomad 😢

Song played when Amaru got caught by the welcome mat was Paralyzer by Finger Eleven

@Winter_ink

4 жыл бұрын

God send

@MEGAF4IL

4 жыл бұрын

You're a savior. I've been looking for this song for almost an hour

@samoclese6435

4 жыл бұрын

When that song played I got instantly transported back to 2008

@Evilman_520

4 жыл бұрын

He didnt get hit by a Welcome Mat, he just got destroyed by a shotgun across a room lol

@daltonreynolds83

4 жыл бұрын

As soon as I heard it I was sent back to my past and needed to find this song

Can't wait to take Tuxbird Kids!

@SSage2277

4 жыл бұрын

Stuart Little *sTuArT liTtLe ToOk tHe KiDs*

Tux: Doesn’t suck at game sometimes, even aces Also Tux: *still loses*

7:10 I’ve been traumatized by this music I keep seeing it in my dreams... Hey you, you’re finally awake.

4:43 FINGER ELEVEN BOYS

@3fstsdrauz347

4 жыл бұрын

Thx

Tux is selling his son.. What a loving father! I admire him so much now

Tux really said “enjoy video” instead of “enjoy THE video”, what a sinner. YOU REBEL

I very much appreciate the music playing in the background. During tux talking about his son.

Anyone heard that music during tuxbird was advertising his plush son?

@dallassena5210

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah I wanted to know what's the name

2:18 THATS ME IM BIG NUTZ RG Hey I’m in a tuxbird vid that’s pretty cool

Brother ya videos be funny as $%#£. Miss your Division vids but you playing rainbow six is hilarious. Keep up the awesomeness

Watching your videos while drunk is an experience, I don’t know if it’s a good experience it’s simply an experience

5:50 has me wheezing

Yooo lmao evan got kicked outtt and twomad is inn n.

Something that would be really cool to watch is yumi cob and tux actually playing ranked without joking and doing a commentary so I can get tips to get better

Thank you being a youtuber you make my day

Me and the boys at 10:00 am looking for *B E A N A*

Why does it look like tux is in my neighborhood???🤔🤔🤔

@ernestoalvarado7717

4 жыл бұрын

tysss cause joe

@Venompool-ms8lm

4 жыл бұрын

@@ernestoalvarado7717 whats cause?

@ernestoalvarado7717

4 жыл бұрын

Joe mama 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xeno9685

4 жыл бұрын

That is really sad Conner how did you fall for that bruh.

@thewildscrub4617

4 жыл бұрын

Looks like new Mexico

A small tuxbird to protect my room at night? fricc yeah

Hey Tux! I saw you had a destiny poster in your room. You should totally play Shadowkeep with the boys or play it on your own. Love to see you posting still!!

Yo I’m pretty sure I’ve watched all your videos because I can’t find one I haven’t watched

He lives in Nevada? Time to go door to door until make him fall in love with me

@baz4life218

4 жыл бұрын

Area 51

@kevinbmx2225

4 жыл бұрын

I call dibs on cob.

@Captain_Chromosome

4 жыл бұрын

R/wtf

Tuxbird's community: nobody buys the plush toy Tuxbird: thaaats alright

I love how 3 of you said ketchup in a row that was so funny

5:19 come on dude I’m eating some ramen

I don’t think tux knows how to upload anymore.

Thedooo:ooohh what's that Tux:no dude uh aww *Explosion*

This is the definition of content

Thats so expensive in my country i was gonna buy it but i cant

YO TUXBIRD YOU HAVE INSPIRED ME SO MUCH TO START MY OWN CHANNEL AND ITS FINALLY GROWING I LOVE YOU KEEP UP THE AMAZING WORK

@thatbirdmf7305

4 жыл бұрын

Yubzy noice

@XCBXII

4 жыл бұрын

ok

@Jewelxvro

4 жыл бұрын

Yubzy aight ima sub

@thatbirdmf7305

4 жыл бұрын

Ballout 76 same

@mrstale2673

4 жыл бұрын

Good for you m8, keep up the great work and get them play buttons

Bro the merch ad has omae ma shinderu instrumental as the background lmao

The photoshop of the short legs with the Jordan 4s on sledge kills me everytime at 4:32

*Lil Bloom in the background* Me and other Weebs: *dancing*

@ralph10299

4 жыл бұрын

lil boom? typo or purposely

@nineseven4225

4 жыл бұрын

Touhou does have a tendency to make people dance to its music~

@pitied3744

4 жыл бұрын

@@ralph10299 look it up

@ralph10299

4 жыл бұрын

no I meant was it a typo ik the song

@pitied3744

4 жыл бұрын

@@ralph10299 oh idk how it would be a typo

tux is selling his son? he must really like his fans, that or he hates his son

@daynemtn

3 жыл бұрын

Both

Tuxbird : This is my son Also Tuxbird :he will be on sale at fanfibre

The cameraman turned the camera and said hey i was jesus funny as crap

I watched this whilst in a ranked My team love me!

man i remember when this guy was at like 2k doing the division videos and now hes at 1.5mil

No one: TuxBird: Buy my child

Tux I love you even more now for playing Paralyzer at 4:43

9:43 um idk what a frost tarp is but I would love to know

@Pajuretry

4 жыл бұрын

It's like a bear trap

5:16 And you know what that sounds like do you?

You already know that plush is being delivered to my house as we speak

Tuxbird:how can you say no to this cute face Yumi:no Tuxbird:SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW

Can someone tell me what the song in the background of the intro is?

@simonemariano7403

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/hJqGlKehY8mtqKQ.html

Damn TwoMad 😔 1:18

tWOMAD DOESNT FIT IN WITH TUXS COMEDY BUT THAT MAKES IT GOLD

The first 10 seconds made me laugh so much 😂😂

What's that bass boosted song at 4:44?? I can't think of the name :(

@bluemeanni

4 жыл бұрын

Finger eleven- paralyzer

@bluemeanni

4 жыл бұрын

I got u boi

@cameron2289

4 жыл бұрын

@@bluemeanni thanks homie

At 7:09 I was drinking a coke and almost spat it everywhere. Thanks Yumi! For almost making me waste a coke!

idk why but the part where twomad was recording got me

Tuxbird has officially started the Anthonypit1 upload schedule

Let's play a game: MEN keep the like button odd WOMEN keep it even. I'll start

No views 213 comments KZread: Sounds about right

Twomad at the start was like: hey was up girl...

My whole team and the other team had all reverse triangles

Is this a face reavel or am I just dumb like if I’m dumb wait you live with twomad I love him

@grispywhispy6357

4 жыл бұрын

Oh

I would say “wow KZread is broken” but that is so unoriginal now

7:06 yumi screamed like fearless

Just seeen tux bird first time. Not what i was expecting