The thing is that We don’t even plan anything, every British Citizen just turns into a hive-mind when it comes to chants and insults.

@KrexzzZ

Жыл бұрын

Think we all just know them, it's like it's passed down in our DNA 😂

@tigerbaycustoms6811

Жыл бұрын

Well i wouldn't say no planning, you gotta be brave enough start these chants on your own haha

@Goady1000

Жыл бұрын

@@tigerbaycustoms6811 long ones yh buy banter on the day, it doesn't have to be that great for alpt to join in. I watched bale woth my coventry mate at white Hart Lane and started cheat, cheat, cheat. Then Gareth bale he dices when he wants soon drowned out by he scores when he wants lol. I was 12 at the time.

@jamesharland5137

Жыл бұрын

Yeah and then a plandemmic comes through backed by zero scientific evidence from elite evil profiteers and everyone dances round the streets with nappies on their faces jumping like marionettes if anyones comes within two metres

@madyottoyotto3055

Жыл бұрын

@@KrexzzZ not most are originally made on the fly usually the best ones too

USA: DE-FENSE! *clap clap DE-FENSE! *clap clap UK: Right lads, we've got a chant about the opponent's drink driving conviction, to the tune to an obscure 80's Swedish Top 20 song. I'll count us in........

@Fthegagenda

Жыл бұрын

Didn’t nick that from Facebook did ya

@jaxcoss5790

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lichkinggamer5708

6 ай бұрын

We don’t count, someone starts then we all join in

@glennvage

3 ай бұрын

...bugger!when you want to sum it all up well,and someone got there first(and did it better)

@martinconnors5195

Ай бұрын

​@@lichkinggamer5708 it's the typical tribal mentality, but I love

What's so savage about this is that they just come up with a lot of that stuff on the spot. One single lad begins and all of the sudden everyone knows what to do😂

@spacepotatoes744

Жыл бұрын

True 😂

@Darts_Addict

Жыл бұрын

Cause we’re smarter than Americans

@guswholaughs1888

Жыл бұрын

All it takes is one person chanting we all just become one collective hive mind

@angelagardner5230

Жыл бұрын

yes

@Christian_Bagger

9 ай бұрын

That’s what so brilliant about it. Everyone can just hurl insults at someone. This is culture!

The people chanting “what a waste of 40 quid” where chanting at their own team for playing so bad 😂

@brianchester4218

Жыл бұрын

Trust me nobody gets away from our chanting, Funniest one for me was a team that never scored a goal in months deceided to pretend they did

@binary2699

Жыл бұрын

@@brianchester4218 sorry you had to see a chelsea game😂

@F.O.O

9 ай бұрын

They were chanting at the away end

@leebirkett961

5 ай бұрын

@@brianchester4218Let’s pretend we scored a goal is always so jokes

"We lose every week, we lose every week, you're nothing special we lose every week." West Ham fans are hilarious.

@flooringpennine5500

Жыл бұрын

We sing it...Oldham fan

@paparoach007

Жыл бұрын

West Ham till I die...West Ham till I die... Green Street if you know, you know :D

@MaryB-tx2xq

Жыл бұрын

Crystal Palace v Brighton “did you ever see an eagle (Palace) f*ck a seagull (Brighton)”

My fav one is there's a scottish goalkeeper called Andy Goram, he was diagnosed with schizophrenia so the crowd starting singing "There's only 2 andy goram's, only 2 andy gorams!"

@David-ky4xz

Жыл бұрын

Goalkeepers get it worst don’t they, You remember Tim Howard(fella with Tourette’s) when he play against Bolton we chanted Timmy Howard’s got tourettes, got Tourette’s, Timmy Howard’s got tourettes, shit,fuck,chicken

@jamiebrooks3864

Жыл бұрын

I used to train with him at oldham athletic. Was few 1st team players who would come join us junior's. Dennis irwin being another. Was gutted when utd bought him for peanuts but happy to see it was best thing for him as time went on

@janolaful

Жыл бұрын

Sick

@jaxcoss5790

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@britpackdog4545

10 күн бұрын

😂😂😂

And this, guys, is why British sports don't need cheerleaders.

I think it's fantastic how you guys are absorbing UK culture 👍

I grew up going to matches as a kid and the amount of chants I heard were insane. Tbh, I love footie crowds, just a chaotic atmosphere where almost everyone is drunk haha

@flooringpennine5500

Жыл бұрын

Its a good day work all week act like a cunt on a Saturday 🤣

@KellyIsShort

Жыл бұрын

@@flooringpennine5500 exactly! Just a way to relieve the stress after working all week!

@flooringpennine5500

Жыл бұрын

@@KellyIsShort who do you support

@KellyIsShort

Жыл бұрын

@@flooringpennine5500 I have to support Plymouth Argyle, my home team. However, I also support Newcastle United. Been obsessed with the club since I was tiny!

@flooringpennine5500

Жыл бұрын

@@KellyIsShort fair play mate. Oldham myself been Plymouth a few times over the years decent ground

The players can’t do much to 40,000 plus packed into a stadium. There used to be full blown battles in the 70’s where both sets of fans would storm the pitch and start punching lumps out of eachother so there’s always a level of respect from the players

@scrappydoo7887

Жыл бұрын

Getting on the terraces with Stanley 😉

@adeliojorgedepinamarquesfr1497

Жыл бұрын

James Marriott i bett nobody wanted smoke with the Wimbledon crazy gang from 1988 because people like Vinnie Jones

@wanderingsoul7935

Жыл бұрын

Ah the good old days of pitch invasions 😅

@TheAsrgrant

7 ай бұрын

6:57 crew!

Proud to be English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😂😂😂 We own the world of sports chants and have the best humour💀

@emilymarshall2979

Жыл бұрын

Exactly 💀

@JermaineCole2014

Жыл бұрын

But no dentists

@suliahmed2907

Жыл бұрын

@@JermaineCole2014 you have no salads

@samm7470

Жыл бұрын

@@suliahmed2907HAH!!

@VNOMALII

Жыл бұрын

@@JermaineCole2014 if u wanna really go there, the UK has a higher dental hygiene rating than the US. it makes sense too, considering we don't get blindly robbed poor just to receive basic healthcare. bet you was cuffed with that comment when you wrote it, wasn't you? 😂 rubbing your soft, fragile, keyboard-assassin hands together like a little fly on a piece of turd. probably even interlocked your fingers and done that stretch for a couple of low calcium bones to crack, making you feel a small sense of self-worth and badasserry, aye?

“Was Jimmy saville a player?”. Jesus Christ 😅

@markbuckle2222

Жыл бұрын

Not a player but a kiddy fiddler and protected by top people inc the bbc and use to sexually abuse the old and patients in hospitals

@civetmink9060

Жыл бұрын

I mean. He was in a sense

@Jabba-Dabba-Do-1

Жыл бұрын

no jimmy saville was a bbc presenter

@alistairteale8967

Жыл бұрын

Yes he played with the under 12s team

@repodan12

Жыл бұрын

@@civetmink9060 Fuck dude 😂

The reason Tottenham vs Arsenal is so big is because theres actually history between the 2 clubs. Arsenal originally werent a north london team but moved into Tottenham's area which they didnt take kindly too over 100 years ago, and the hateed is still going strong today

@sidburgess8781

Жыл бұрын

Tottenham were a Middlesex club until the council changed the boundaries in 1962 by that time The Arsenal had been in North London since. 1913 making them the first North London club, hope that clears things up 👌🏻

@adamwallis3235

Жыл бұрын

@@joee5756 exhibit A😂

@bentedore7020

Жыл бұрын

@@sidburgess8781 fuck off back to Woolwich, north London is ours

@sidburgess8781

Жыл бұрын

@@bentedore7020 in your dreams mate.

@lilywhitefi

Жыл бұрын

Also… Arsenal moved to North London in 1913 and somehow or other managed to get a spot in the newly expanded first division post WW2 despite finishing SIXTH in the second division before the war (whereas Spurs finished bottom of Div 1). Seriously underhand dealings are the only explanation for how that happened.

The first American who knows who jimmy saville is🤣🤣🤣

Sometimes the players dont take it like cantonas flying kick into the crowd 😂😂

@marcballard9428

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aZ2EsbV6eqXKfMY.html Cantona...I put up a comment with the same link. Hopefully the boys will see it

The Jimmy Savile they're chanting about was a high profile TV personality and celebrity and later a philanthropist charity do-gooder, famous in the UK from the 1960s until his death circa 2011 who was the subject of rumors for decades but revelations of his seedy activities only came to the public light after his death. Since when he has been demonized as a sexual deviant predator and is now viewed as one of the most notorious villains in British history.

@ifyousay2

28 күн бұрын

And many TV personalities and others knew what a creepy dirty old git he was and stayed shtum about it.

We take no prisoners. Everyone is fair game in football. ❤️🇬🇧

Makes me proud to be English the vulgar humour no harm just all fun and banter 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧😁😁😁😁😁😁

Hands down 'The Adams Family' chant. It must have been a 'Wednesday' game!

Great reaction but the guy in the yellow looks like he'd rather be somewhere else 🤣

The funniest chants are personal ones, like ones to players who have just become fathers and chanting: "the baby's not yours!!..."

Three out of 4 have a reaction. The one in yellow, looked bored, no sense of humour, yawning, rolling his eyes. Maybe next time he stays in bed at home. To watch or be part of a football crowd in Britain you need to have thick skin and good banter. Best atmosphere in all sports. 🧡🖤🐯

Chanting at basketball n football games is a must. Europe Morocco and Argentina rule when it comes to that, but England is on a league of their own. They get 10 across the board for creativity, improvisation, humour, tune plus they chant throughout the whole game 💥

Guy in yellow about to cry 😂

British humour is the best in the world, bar none!

If you come to the UK and want to experience an atmosphere, there's not many better places to go in the Prem than Newcastle. Them boys are wild. And that's coming from an Arsenal fan. The big teams grounds are like libraries. Full of posh tourists.

@leescott5326

Жыл бұрын

Agree. Get yourself to Newcastle. They’re bonkers

@davidhoward5392

Жыл бұрын

@@leescott5326 we are just a tad over enthusiastic with a sprinkling of lunacy, its the release of 14 yrs of frustration under the previous custodian plus we are doing quiet well at the moment 😀

@elliottkinlon4821

Жыл бұрын

I’m coming over to Christmas from Australia, have never been to a game before as I moved over when I was too young, the only game I went to was reading vs qpr in like 2012 and it was amazing so I’m buzzing to go back and watch brentford vs Liverpool, these late night matches don’t help either😂

@doubletapthatdotty4597

Жыл бұрын

@@elliottkinlon4821 Anfield Is a solid stadium for atmosphere

@emme2141

Жыл бұрын

Newcastle vs Sunderland for a derby

The is usually meaning and depth to chants as well. The big Dick one was about their former manager They weren't doing great that season and wanted him back. His name is literally Dick advocat

@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769

Жыл бұрын

They was singing about an inflatable cock. The steward took it from off the pitch. So my question is. WTF are you going on about?

@davinnicode

Жыл бұрын

He was destined to manage in Britain with that name :D

@niallbreeze258

Жыл бұрын

He was actually manager of Sunderland at the time, remember this game well as I was there (Sunderland fan)

Funniest chant I ever heard was when Jason Lee was playing for Nottingham Forest, the away fans would sing ‘He’s got a piiiiiineapple for a head, he’s got a piiiiiineapple for a head’…

@lindseyweeks2753

Жыл бұрын

I remember that! Brilliant

@sheilasmith1574

Жыл бұрын

He used to get a right mardy on 😆

@lewisgreenhalgh7546

9 күн бұрын

He's got a pineapple on his head, he's got a pineapple on his head 🤣

im favourite is the plant pot one. the rest are mostly about whats happening in the game or taunting the other team or fans. but the plant pot one is purely bordem and not caring about the game that is going on at the time. imagine being a player playing during that. loooking up at the croud going wild over a plant pot going on someones head. that must be sole distroying

@marksucker-berg7170

Жыл бұрын

And the bick dig

The guy in yellow looks bored out of his tree. He aint cracked his face once.

england (much like germany, spain, italy, brazil, france, etc.) is the football capital of the world so chanting, singing along or crowd participation of any kind is in our blood- we are practically born knowing the words to at least one football chant lol

At a family Christmas gathering, lasting 4 days, we began to realise that we were running out of Sarcasm and quick wit. As the day progressed we realised that we were getting loud and obnoxious and pretty soon it was apparent that we were acting as if we were Muricans from Queens!

I was once at a game where one of the opposition supporters was huge, really fat, Buster Blood Vessel big and completely bald. Some wag in the crowd started singing “Is it hot, is it cold, what’s it like to be bald?” And 3,000 fans joined in. He took it in good humour

Nice one lads, but the one in the yellow shirt looks like this isn't his thing.😂

@vishaalgohil8002

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he is always yawning loool

@anunusualironiccircumstanc2108

Жыл бұрын

He’s boring asf. He hardly ever reacts or talks not sure why they have him on here.

@scrappydoo7887

Жыл бұрын

He looked pretty uncomfortable lol

@ItsTonyMc

Жыл бұрын

Thank god someone pointed it out, like I'm really not trying to hate but I've watched a couple of videos from these guys now since finding them a few days ago and he literally has no emotion whatsoever he just sits there with a straight face and even when he laughs it seems very fake and forced he usually looks at his mates before/during or after laughing as if he's looking for some confirmation as to if he should be laughing or not, again not hating he's probably just awkward or shy and I'm sure he's a nice guy, maybe YT just isn't his thing but spending time with friends is 🤷‍♂

Jimmy Saville also TV presenter and worked as a volunteer porter in a hospital, the nurses hated him...

@lonalxaia

9 ай бұрын

The BBC seems to churn so many of his type.

Makes me proud to be English 😄

@jonbaker326

Жыл бұрын

Imagine how good you'd feel if you were Welsh.😄

The Motherland always comes up with the best laughs, never forget that Yankonians

You want rivalries...Manchester Derby arsenal vs Tottenham. Liverpool vs Everton.

English should be proud, they're not easily offended by a silly joke 😂

The brits have one advantage over other peoples of the world. They can laugh at themselves. Thus, even such serious subjects as Jimmy Savilles misdemeanors, they can put a funny spin on them. I don't think anyone else can turn something serious into something so funny, and for that, the Brits should be appreciated.

In context with the Adam Johnson thing, he did do time for noncing. The chants can be brutal, but don't go too far and usually based on facts. I know you're messing around, but don't mess around with firms because you will need to step up if things hit the fan (most will tell you to get out the area because it's not your beef).

Seriously Leeds is like 40% of this video

@jeffcatgreeb7262

Жыл бұрын

More I reckon

I love the ones where its an individual player chant, showing love or hate, Diego Costa the elephant man, Harry Potter is coming for u to Shelvey, the Bobby Firmino and Mo Salah songs r just great songs tbf, i get bored of the standard chant patterns I like em to be put to different songs, like the Adams family one on ere!

17 biggest derbies in english football! Fans vs fans it shows

My fave was always “He’ll shoot, he’ll score, he’ll eat your Labrador, Seol Ki-hyeon, Seol Ki-hyeon!”

@TDBTylerable

Жыл бұрын

Oh my gosh, did not expect to see this chant here, last time I heard it was at Reading's ground like 10+ years ago?!

@ChimpRiot

Жыл бұрын

@@TDBTylerable Yeah that’s right, it was from Madejski Stadium back when Reading were in the EPL. It always stuck with me.

The worst rivalry in London and probably England is Millwall v West Ham.

Guy in yellow brings a lot to the show, so enthusiastic

@montutu

8 ай бұрын

I wouldve preferred the football chants clip in full screen rather than watching 4 guys doing f all

I know I’m late but I would recommend 17 biggest inflight rivalry’s as it’s very good I would love to see u guys react to it as it shows older clips of fans in England fighting ect like 70,80,90s KRO utb

The one with the keeper reminded me of a Barca game where every time one of the keepers got the ball the entire crowd just booed since he kept it for so long and only got a yellow card at the end, but in the end he just kept doing it for the hell of it

Yes yes yes! if you come to the uk you need to go to a game and enjoy and bask in the atmosphere for real you will love it, i went to my first game years ago to old trafford and i kid you not i had shivers up and down my body the whole game

And that is why we don't need cheerleaders😀

Nah,Liverpool-Manchester United,if you wanna see a rivalry.Might just be the oldest and fiercest rivalry in all sports combined.

‘Jimmy Saville was he a player?’ 🤣🤣🤣 yeah. He played with Man U 🤣🤣🤣

The Kidderminster harriers are the team we all call it kiddy for short! It does sound bad if your not from that area lol

Blimey how tired is he guy in yellow on the right LOL.. cant stop yawning !!

I’m convinced the guy in yellow is an npc

@ItsTonyMc

Жыл бұрын

😭😭😭😭

Hi guys gr8 vid...you need to go to Elland road...home to the mighty Leeds United...best atmosphere in the premiere..loudest fans you will come across from the 1st minute to the last...win, lose or draw

You gotta go guys. U will love it. Have to say 'kiddy family' chant is my fave. Savage! 🤣🤣😎💕

If you do come to the UK and want to go to a game, then stay away from the so called "big clubs". If you're lucky enough to get tickets, they'll cost you a fortune and you'll be surrounded by tourists. Go see a game in the championship. It's a lot cheaper and you'll still get a good atmosphere.

@pennineflooring7489

Жыл бұрын

None league is decent oldham fan

@OLDSKOOLRAVER1

Жыл бұрын

What are you on? Surrounded by tourists looool.

The amount of clips from Elland Road in this video, makes me proud to be a Leeds fan hahaha

Social media has encouraged better efforts at obscene, funny chants. Excellent. A really good local Derby to watch would be the Glasgow one.

I love chants man, just being there and then someone starts shouting shit and in the next round everyone knows is and is shouting is as loud as they fucking can to the other team 😂 And the kiddy one I can confirm we chant that all the time 😭

Ed Woodward was the actor who played the original equaliser in the 80s tv show ran for about four seasons

Good stuff fellas🫶🏽😂😂the players don’t always take it btw - check out Eric cantona’s kungfu kick😱😂

Glad you enjoyed this video -but be aware - in a actual match there won't be this frequency of chanting - this is a"boiled down" version of several matches - (apologies if im stating the obvious!)

@harrygreb1058

Жыл бұрын

South stand Elland Road is where a lot of that was filmed and those songs go on at every match. Ps Jimmy saville he fingered ya mum

The Kiddy family song by the way fans is due to them playing at Kidderminster.

@markwalker2627

Жыл бұрын

To add further context Kidderminster is known locally as Kiddy.

It's so funny watching Americans listen to these chants and laugh about it, still not knowing the full context of each one 😂

If you can't get the derbys you want, I recommend: Newcastle v Sunderland Celtic v Rangers And get a local guide to pull you into the best pubs Edit for some unsolicited advice: when you come to the UK for a visit, spend 36 hours in London maximum, then bounce anywhere else.

@DaveBartlett

2 ай бұрын

...and 36 hours is only bearable, since you'll be spending about 8 hours of it asleep in bed!

Every time an English Soccer match goes on there is chanting match on Stands.

The plant pot one made me smile.... he’s got the whole world in his hands.

Died laughing- well done guys.

We can literally sing about anything, away days are the best

God this is kind of inspiring. Wish we constantly sang in sync 😂

Love how the two lads on the right always bring context to football clips. They know their shit

"you fat bastard" is used in a British 90s sitcom Gimme Gimme Gimme, the opening is Who ate all the pies? they are chanting the answer, it is a comedy series well worth watching, but not if you are easily offended in todays pc world 🤣🤣

You won't see this at "every game", so you may be disappointed if you do come and see a game.

I'm not even Scottish but the one derby you guys should go to is Celtic vs Rangers. That's insane. No disrespect to the London clubs but there's derbies with much better atmospheres around.

You should look up the films football factory or green street. They are like the back end of football fans. The aggressive fighting side of the rivals. My dad was one. He was a west ham supporter. Told me a few tales about his times in the 50s/60s. Ie finding his mates in hedges the next day with fingers missing . Or messed up and they don't know how they got there

@scrappydoo7887

Жыл бұрын

I used to go out with Charlton or west ham lads lol some of them boys are savage with a blade

You probably notice that these are more creative and jubilantly obscene than the other two chants clips you reviewed, because almost all of these are from smaller, lower division teams. The Premier League has become so bland and corporate it discourages this kind of grassroots spirit, but it lives on outside the spotlight of the big clubs.

@keighlancoe5933

Жыл бұрын

I support a non-league club. One of the funniest moments i've experienced was the stadium announcer apologising for the home fans insinuating every away fan was a paedophile.

Celtic vs Rangers is the best derby in the UK and I'm a Liverpool fan.

You should definitely go to a game. we love football and everyone as passion and love for their clubs ⚒️💙⚒️

So proud to be British ❤

If you like this you should respond to Englands Barmy Army that Follow the English Cricket Team around The World to all The Matches and Chant Songs . As an Australian there is Nothing Better than when The Barmy Army are in Full Force singing and Stirring Us Aussie at The Ashes !

You guys will love a English football game if u come .... pure jokes

Football fans in England are all mad but can sing I married one 🤣🤣🤣

Not sure why the guy in the yellow is on the panel, he either dosent get it or is totally board. I think the last one as all he's doing is yawning!!

Good video 👍 The Manchester derby is at Wembley on the 3rd June. The FA cup final. That'll be fun 👍

Reminds me of seagulls taking the piss out of humans 😂

One of the chants that the little Leeds Utd fans love is “Always look out for Turks carrying knives”

Can we please get the Ali G Haravard speech probably his best thing on KZread you guys will love it.

when you go to england try and get to see (chelsea versus fulham) or the other way around. they are only 1 mile apart in London

Mostly spontaneous, if your looking to go to a game, head North to the Toon, great night out and St James Park

Best chant is the “In Your Liverpool Slums”

@ItsTonyMc

Жыл бұрын

Let's be real there's sooooo many better chants than that shit chant, the fans who sing that chant half the time are from poor council estate cities themselves plus the tories have fucked us all over for years so there's food banks all across the UK, so in theory the fans are just terrorising themselves ahahaha, It's only for a laugh at the game though so I get it

We also say bird here in Australia too referring to one's girlfriend

All natural 😂

Boys, if you want to experience good chants, go to the smaller clubs. Most of the bigger club's fans aren't local and can be a bit dead however, the sheer number of people alone will make a good atmosphere.

This is why I'm proud on being from the uk 🇬🇧 👏

08:09 not sure you guys have the context (maybe you do, you guys know some football) their team has just been relegated to the league below, so they have turned what should be a big negative into a joke that they are just touring the league below because they will get promoted the next season

@ianmclean6399

Жыл бұрын

Relegation is 💩 for the team but for fans its a different experience going to different grounds it can be a laugh. Rangers fans going from prem to bottom league and touring all the way back up was wild. 😂

I found you through your Idiot Abroad videos and I've got to say your quickly becoming some of my favourite people to watch love you guys :)

I’m lucky to have it as a Man City fan where I’ve been used to losing every week at Maine road (and looking after your car…) and not I’m used to winning. Though don’t go to a big game, go to the lower leagues if you want proper savage chants and proper hatred against teams

@Wheres_the_money_lebowski

Жыл бұрын

I remember going to Maine Road with my dad and having some kid come over and offer to "look after" the car for a quid. Basically give us a quid or we're gonna smash your car up.