What you call a sliced loaf of bread doesn’t even qualify as bread in Germany and it only appears in form of a sandwich or a toast over here. No one actually eats it the way you would eat bread here.

@oklaftrahlegne7298

7 ай бұрын

It doesn't seem to register with him that the problem isn't the bread being sliced but the bread itself being cardboard :D

@rutherford2580

7 ай бұрын

Thank you! It is about the bread not the slicing. In Germany we tend to eat bread made from less processed flour (closer to or exactly wholemeal flour) containing oilseeds, seeds, and whole grains. In conclusion german bread is much firmer, denser and stronger in flavour.

@aRealAndHumanManThing

7 ай бұрын

​@oklaftrahlegne7298 this. Sadly, much of the bread you can get at a bakery isn't that buch better. For a big part of my childhood, we had a bakery with handmade bread nearby (with cheap prices). I can't stand that pale taste of much of the standard bread you can get, but don't have the money to buy it from other (very expensive) self baking bakerys

@alihorda

7 ай бұрын

actually we call that kind of bread toast bread and mostly used for hot sandwiches. for other sandwiches you eat normal/ real bread or rolls (Brötchen)

@DO-NOT156

7 ай бұрын

it's a show called "Bernd das brot" here in germany

For your explanation. A 'shower lamp' has the german word 'Duschlampe' which with different permutation/pronounciation becomes an insult by saying 'Du schlampe' -> 'You whore' So much for the Shower meme :) No german will go tell that to their mothers. *flies away*

@gnommg

7 ай бұрын

I thought it was a reference to the dangers of taking a shower in German ruled areas 80 years ago.

@emawood5518

7 ай бұрын

Danke, ich hatte es nicht kapiert 😂😂😂

@marie-thereswelte7281

7 ай бұрын

@@emawood5518 ich auch nicht. Drum bin ich direkt in die Kommentare 🤣🤣🤣

@walkir2662

7 ай бұрын

More "you slut", but yeah.

@Micha-qv5uf

7 ай бұрын

Ich dachte auch das wär irgendeine KZ Referenz xD

Fun fact: The original actor of the german kids TV-show "Löwenzahn" ("dandelion" from the KiKa meme) was also the sound technician responsible for the broadcast of the JFK speech in Berlin from the other meme. His name was Peter Lustig.

@n4tural....te4

6 ай бұрын

And the newer one I think his name is Fritz Fuchs is in my opinion worse than our original and iconic guy Peter Lustig.

@Flopcopp

6 ай бұрын

Well that's indeed a good funfact.. I didn't know that😂 Ty

@Nick_ID_1VFXArtist_und_Cutter

6 ай бұрын

“Peter Lustig“ is “Peter Funny“ in english, it couldn't have been fitting better😅🎉❤

@MegazockerxD

5 ай бұрын

Größter Ehrenmann. Warum gibt's noch kein Peter Lustig Denkmal?

@alexbeck7493

2 ай бұрын

@@MegazockerxD Der Bauwagen ist das Denkmal

As a German I genuinely love these reactions of Americans to German stuff it's funny to me and very entertaining! Thanks for this it's amazing keep it up! Love from Germany ❤️

Kika (Kinderkanal) is a German tv channel for kids. Kindheitshelden = childhood heroes. Santa with sand refers to the Sandmännchen, the toast refers to Bernd das Brot, the mouse to Sendung mit der Maus, and the dandelion to Löwenzahn (all shows that run/ran on Kika)

@crazyo7560

7 ай бұрын

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

@m.h.6470

7 ай бұрын

yep, came here to write this exact comment :)

@tweety77hf

7 ай бұрын

Ah, danke. Bei den ersten zwei stand ich auf dem Schlauch 😂

@flox1940

7 ай бұрын

yeah@@m.h.6470

@lexiadam2773

7 ай бұрын

​@@tweety77hfich auch 😂

You know what you need? A good German friend sitting next and explaining to you. The next German is statistically nearer than the next dollar bill.

@michaelgoetze2103

7 ай бұрын

May not help. I've been living in South Africa for 25 years and I don't get half the memes.

@robopecha

7 ай бұрын

i am german and dont get most of those memes. you have to be a certain age and social group as well.

@maxa4800

7 ай бұрын

Hi, you found the guy, me

@Shazed39

7 ай бұрын

usually the comments explains the meme aswell

@jamespotter9683

7 ай бұрын

@@robopechai understand all of them

I live in Germany and the fact you can literally throw a sledgehammer on the wall and it doesn’t break says that Germany cares about their people 🇩🇪

@stuffandthings617

4 ай бұрын

More about caring about the house xD you have to be aware of the sledgehammer bouncing of back into your face 🤣

@gonzo2495

29 күн бұрын

Gipskartonwände gibts auch bei uns genug.

@Thre1152

Күн бұрын

@gonzo2495 Normalerweise ist drunter aber eine OSB-Beplankung, in den USA haben aber Innenwände und die Innenseite von Außenwänden NUR Gipskarton.

@gonzo2495

6 сағат бұрын

@@Thre1152 Die haben da nur 2 Lagen Gipskarton drin? lol Herrlich.

as a German person I feel an obligation to explain the memes.. 3:30 we have the sandman, Bernd the bread (yes, we're THAT German), the mouse from Sendung mit der Maus and Löwenzahn (dandylion) on the kid's TV program "Kika" (kinderkanal, children's channel) 4:43 lamp shower translates to Duschlampe which would sound like "du Schlampe" which translates to "you bitch" 7:20 ich_iel means irl (ich I'm echten Leben) this subreddit has a habit of translating meme formats literally for additional humor 9:08 I think Hausis is supposed to mean Hausmeister as in janitor (meaning the mods) 9:39 in Germany you can drink light alcohol with 16. I hate it, I don't drink alcohol, but that's the way it is. The picture is either apple juice, fake, or irresponsible it's not illegal to drink outside of your house but if people noticed young children drinking they would definitely talk to the parents 10:43 ok that has to be fake. nobody can be that stupid to put China and Australia in Europe and to think that Russia is that small and Poland is that big 12:23 it would also be bad for the climate 13:05 we don't make sandwiches, we schmier das Brot in Germany it would be a sin to call American sandwiches bread. they are sandwich slices, nothing more. I don't like every bread here in Germany but some are quite tasty, whereas sandwich slices taste of little

@cyrx-glg-1675

5 ай бұрын

Pretty sure 9:08 is supposed to be a literal translation from english meaning "Ich_Iel Homies be like here we go again"

@sickaholic

5 ай бұрын

​@@cyrx-glg-1675exactly! And ich_iel translates to me_irl.

@mirkofritzen7268

5 ай бұрын

Jup Home wie Haus und das is mit rein

@xuxa1015

5 ай бұрын

Maybe I’m taking this a bit too far, but isn’t the lamp shower meme actually a reference to the .. gas showers ? That’s why the german reaction in the picture is so grim. 🤷‍♀️

@sickaholic

5 ай бұрын

@@xuxa1015 exactly

“I know German houses are made from brick, but what are your walls made of?” 🤔

@Hulgah

7 ай бұрын

Brick

@RustyBear

7 ай бұрын

American walls are made from wood or sometimes even harden cardboard 💀😎

@donfluffles8727

7 ай бұрын

The Infinity Stone XD

@Moondragon1234

7 ай бұрын

Not also brick... my House in Germany, the walls are made with concrete. 😉 They could easy broke your Hand 😁👍

@oliwierbroda2575

7 ай бұрын

​@@Moondragon1234same in Poland. However mein has decorational layer of concrete.

walls here are made out of brickstone or concrete

@spitefulwar

7 ай бұрын

Famously idolized by ZZ Top in their hit "Concrete and Steel"

@pascalnitsche8746

7 ай бұрын

In some cases even steel reinforced concrete. I have friends who often hit steel when drilling a hole :) Sometimes you get drywall too though - but that’s not super common.

@MrHerrS

7 ай бұрын

That‘s just partly correct. Most older houses are made out of bricks and yes, also the inner walls are made out of bricks. But many of the newer houses also uses drywall for the inner walls. So you never know until you punch them 😂

@AlexGys9

7 ай бұрын

indeed, and on those solid brick walls there is usually a thin layer of some sort of chalk-mix applied to make them smooth so they can be painted.

@wolf310ii

7 ай бұрын

do you mean brickstone like watery water?

German houses don't typically have dry wall, not in the sense your thinking of at the very least. Depending on where exactly the wall is, it is most likely you will be hitting against either full on steel reinforced concrete in critical load bearing spots or in the majority of places aerated concrete blocks. Doesn't really make a difference when concerning your hand. They are covered in wallpaper without a big air gap to punch into, so yes it is literally like punching into concrete, even if it doesn't look like naked concrete. On the outside you then additionally typically have stone wool or something insulating like that, and a protective and decorative brick wall infront of that again. And no you shouldn't punch those bricks either. Again typically red brick or something similar in strength, so you are not going to do anything to that wall.

(second meme) As a german i too needed a while to figure it out. The pictures are intentionally weirdly chosen. It's all shows from the childrens channel. Top left is the sandman, a very old show that many kids watch before bedtime. Top right, the channel is not active at night, but there are a few episodes of "Bernd das Brot" (Bernd the bread) looping during the night. Bottom left is the Sendung mit der Maus (show with the mice). An educational childrens programm runing since before the berlin wall fell and still geting a new episode every sunday. Bottom right is Löwenzahn, a mix of educational and detective show. Everyone in Germany knows these shows since they run longer then many can think. These shows are running on publicly funded channels, therefore only care about entertaining and educating children and running completely ad free.

@marrykurie48

19 күн бұрын

Show with the mouse. Mice wäre Mehrzahl (Plural).

We can't call American sandwitch "bread", our bread is something sacred to us Germans😂

@CabinFever52

7 ай бұрын

Truly, you won't even find toast bread like that in the states. The toast bread here in Austria is more like a styrofoam loaf. I guess Wonder Bread in the states is shaped like that, but it is as soft and squishy as anything of flour and yeast can be. Actually, when you toast many of the breads in the states they have a very nice texture and flavor, but not all, for sure. I'm talking about ones that you can get from a bakery section of a store. Smith's in Nevada used to carry a rustic sun-dried tomato bread that was to die for. ...... Okay, maybe I should qualify that by saying that I haven't had bread in the states in at least 10 years.

@theredjar495

7 ай бұрын

We have like 3 milion types of bred over here and some like the Brezel you can't even get everywhere

@horror-game_lover7401

7 ай бұрын

Weißbrot

@UnkownWonders

7 ай бұрын

​@@CabinFever52idk what you're rambling about, that bread to us is low tier on bread not only cuz it's vile and flavourless but also because it's so highly unhealthy to eat. At that point just eat chips instead of that type of bread. Whole grain bread taste soooo much better and is also very healthy for you

@CabinFever52

7 ай бұрын

@@UnkownWonders , idk what you're talking about. I have never eaten USA Wonder Bread, but you can pretty much poke it in the grocery stores and it will behave like doing the same to the Pillsbury Dough Boy (maybe you aren't familiar with those ads, but he is squishy). But thank you for suggesting that my point of view is "rambling"... Have a nice day.

Suggestion: Stream your reactions live on twitch. German people could explain the memes live and you would not have to wait for comments on youtube.

@holzvvrm7718

7 ай бұрын

This. Please do this. Those memes are just way too specific to tackle with google translator ^^

@hallo100

7 ай бұрын

As a German I don't need to do that

@user-tb2uh2xh1w

6 ай бұрын

Being oblivious/unknowledgeable and asking naiv questions is his way of generating traffic for the algorythm. He could also just google some stuff, but then we wouldn't write as much in the comments.

@avysark2034

6 ай бұрын

I find that it's more fun this way and somewhat smarter too because one thinks about those things more, over a longer period of time, before eventually getting an answer and connecting the dots.

@Patrik6920

6 ай бұрын

@@avysark2034 ..hes US American...

14:40 the joke is that the sentence makes no gramatically sense in german

2:56 the santa is called "Sandman" in germany the bred is called "Bernd das Brot" (Bernd The Bred ) the mouse is "Die Sendung mit der Maus"(the show with the mouse) and the Flowers are "Löwenzahn"

😂 It's not the fact that it's sliced that makes it American Sandwich-"bread" , it is the fact that it's white, full of sugar, doesn't really have a crust etc... that gives it its name. You probably know alreasy that Germans are very proud about their bread😅. This is not usually considered to be bread but called "Toast".

@wolf310ii

7 ай бұрын

No, its simply the size, it doesnt use the american ingridients, nor these amounts of sugar.

@PattisKarriereKarten

7 ай бұрын

Actually the distinguishing factor between German toast and American Ssndwich bread is the size of the slices. American Sandwich slices are way bigger.

@WoWHunterkari

7 ай бұрын

@@PattisKarriereKartenthis. Also you can’t put toast in a sandwichmaker but you can put sandwich in a toaster. Hubby learned it the hard way, he’s banned from our kitchen since the cheese incident…

@mememoments2779

7 ай бұрын

@@wolf310ii actually it is. The size has nothing to do. As much as we eat asian food here thats still different than in asia we eat american bread thats not the same as in america. its their food but made for our tastings. thats literally what every country does to food in other lands. make it taste better for the people there

@solaccursio

7 ай бұрын

same here in Italy, one thing is "pane" (bread"), another is "toast" (sliced factory made bread). they are different things. You have lunch and dinner with bread on the table, you use toast bread for toasts (usually with ham and cheese, toasted)

Ryan, please google german bread types. I wanna see you reacting to our bread. Then you might understand why we don't call your "bread" bread but sandwich toast.

@marie9014

6 ай бұрын

I actually think he already knows about it, it's a common known fact/culture difference and he just plays dumb. I enjoy his videos but sometimes his reactions don't seem to be real.

@mweskamppp

6 ай бұрын

Or american card board.

@_somebody_-

6 ай бұрын

gute idee

@spockeyart3172

6 ай бұрын

Actually its not common knowledge at all. Met so many Americans and Australians who have no idea what bread might be. They only thinl of pumpernickel, but don't get the idea of hundreds kinds of German bread :(

@marie9014

6 ай бұрын

For people who actively learn about Germany (and he has many Videos about Germany) he probably has heard of it before. Of course people don't have to know about it if they know little about Germany, but if you look up the most common differences between Germany and USA for example, you will stumble across this fact. I just wanted to point out that he may already knows about it.

"Löwenzahn" was the best and most interesting series as a kid. Awesome.

For those who don’t understand the 2nd meme, KiKa is a tv channel, the Santa image represents a show called „sand Männchen“ The bread image is firstly a bread out of a german store called Rewe, and it represents a show called „Bernd das Brot“ . It always comes at Sendeschluss (meaning at night one episode will keep repeating) The 3rd image is easy, it’s a knowledge show called die Maus. Die Maus often has some little adventures between the episodes including her friend der Elefant. The 4th image is a Löwenzahn, in Germany it’s a show about a dog with white black fur that goes on adventures, I can’t tell everything since I didn’t see it in a long time. (Written by a German)

@TheChosenDuck-

4 ай бұрын

As a german I approve❤

Bro you need to stream these, everyone in chat would explain it immediately.

Left kid drinks a Apfel-Schorle, right kid drinks pure apple juice. Looks like beer? Yes, it does actually.

@oklaftrahlegne7298

7 ай бұрын

It also looks like something else...

@Kivas_Fajo

7 ай бұрын

@@oklaftrahlegne7298 Yeah, I see what you did here! It definitely looks like...something else in various states of dehydration. ^^

@Matty0311MMS

7 ай бұрын

"Apfel Schorle" is a mixture of apple juice and sparkling water. A "Schorle" is the name we have for any drink, that is mixed with sparkling water. Some people like a "Weißwein Schorle" (white wine "Schorle"), but under no circumstances should you drink an "Orangenschorle". That just tastes like spoiled orange juice.

@MacHorz

7 ай бұрын

or alchohol free beer

@tobiaseder5945

7 ай бұрын

If you watched the original video this is from you can see them a few seconds later with a water in their hands and not the beers

at 3:35 the pictures do mean characters of kika, a childrens show in germany. The characters meant are: 1.Der Sandmann (Sandman) 2.Bernd das Brot (Bernd the Bread) 3.Die Sendung mit der Maus (The series with the mouse) 4.Löwenzahn (Dandelion) Google the german name and look at a translated explanation

ich_iel has this weird habit of literally translating English slang words into German in a way that doesn't make sense until you translate it back. So, in this case, "hausis" is supposed to mean "homies" (home=haus), even though "hausis" is not a German word. That's also why translate apps often fail on these captions.

petition for Ryan to do one of those geography tests where you have to klick on countries in Europe.

@sibyllehildebrandt5462

7 ай бұрын

I subscribe for this 😂

@shortposeidon

7 ай бұрын

Signed

@semagoldstein

7 ай бұрын

Ez

@stephanvolkl3701

5 ай бұрын

Judging by what I have already seen from him, he wouldn't qualify as a complete fool. I actually think he would be in the same range as the average European. He definitively wouldn't make it into one of those "Look at them, they are sooo dumb" shows.

The ich_iel subreddit is filled with "wrong" german words and grammar, because people transliterate english words to german, and sometimes keep the english grammar. the word "Hausis" means "homies" (I've seen it as "Zuhausies" or "Heimies" too), because "home" means "Heim" / "Zuhause" / "Haus" in german. The rest of the text is completely english grammar (so incorrect in german), with the words just translated.

@AlexEEZ

7 ай бұрын

That's actually so cool! I'm gonna start calling my german friend my hausi

@say_whuat

7 ай бұрын

Ich habs echt nicht kapiert 😅 Danke für die Erklärung!

@walkir2662

7 ай бұрын

@@AlexEEZthat'S what we called the school janitor (from Hausmeister)

@Matty0311MMS

7 ай бұрын

@say_whuat And "Mei-Meis" are "memes", because "me" is "mir / mich / mein" in german. (Also "ich_iel" is the translation of "me_irl" - "in real life" = "im echten Leben")

@Orbitalbomb

7 ай бұрын

Meaning “ich_ich Homies be like” and “oh shit here we go again”

2:58 those pictures stand for different german TV series for kids. The bread for example stands for "Bernd das Brot" which is a completely demotivated and depressed bread which can of course speak and walk and it's played on the kids channel throughout the entire night during the times where theres no programm and its one short episode the entire night. It is funny but after watching it for the third time in a row you indeed start to get a little sleepy. (by the way theres even a dinner for one version)

The good thing about walls being steel and concrete is that when theres a fire, it stays contained to that room or apartment. Since large buildings with multiple stories and tenants are much more common in europe, you dont want the whole thing burning down because 1 person living in the first floor fell asleep with a lit cigarette

The ich bin ein Berliner meme was funny cause a “Berliner” is a German Pastry similar to a doughnut. So it was pretty funny when John F. Kennedy said “All free men, wherever they may live, are citizens of this city of West Berlin. Therefore, as a free man, I am proud to be able to say: Ich bin ein Berliner". Which also said I’m a doughnut. I wasn’t alive back then and my father wasn’t neither, he was on the wrong side anyway, but this speech is pretty famous. And the comment was funny cause if he held that speech in Hamburg (the second biggest city in Germany) he would have said “Ich bin ein Hamburger”. If I said something wrong feel free to correct me. I’m a 13 year old girl and still in school so I just explained why and how I know about this.🙂

@pascalnitsche8746

7 ай бұрын

Fun fact: in Berlin itself that pastry is called an“Pfannkuchen“ (pancake) and in the south it’s also called „Krapfen“ - there are probably more names. From the context it is clear what he meant though and was totally correct German. There are some good videos explaining the misconception that he had said „I’m a jelly filled doughnut“ but that it was correctly understood to mean „I am a person of Berlin“

@lamaglama6231

7 ай бұрын

​@@pascalnitsche8746Agree I just wanted to write basically the same.

@stephenlee5929

7 ай бұрын

As a non German, who 'witnessed' (via TV) the quote, your comment is pretty much how many Brits understood it at the time.

@robopecha

7 ай бұрын

the joke is, that the person thought, if he was in hamburg, he would have said "ich bin ein hamburger." and that is funny, because a hamburger is a food item. but the actual joke is, that the person did not know that a berliner is a food item too!

@silkwesir1444

7 ай бұрын

Well, the trouble is, over the years there has come up this myth that what Kennedy said was wrong. Or that people understood the wrong thing from it. Which is not true. What he said was correctly phrased and everyone understood perfectly what was meant. It just happens to be that the same word is also used for a pastry similar to a doughnut in parts of Germany.

It's always funny to see Ryan struggle to translate a word back to English that has been translated literally into German by the ich_iel community. Like homies ares translated to Hausis. Which isn't a real word in German And the second meme was about German kids TV shows (the Sandman, Bernd das Brot, Sendung mit der Maus (show with the mouse) and Löwenzahn)

@stefanschleidt3789

7 ай бұрын

hmmm ... on the first picture i thought it could be also "Weihnachtsmann und Co KG"

@whoareyou-oh5vy

7 ай бұрын

But Hausis is a short form for homework in german tho

@tobyk.4911

7 ай бұрын

​@@stefanschleidt3789Is this a TV Show in Kika? Anyway, there is probably no German TV show about Weihnachtsmann, Santa Claus or Nikolaus that would be even remotely as well known as "Sandmann" - and there's a lot of Sand in this picture. we're looking here at a reference to a German children TV show that is famous enough to be listed together with "Sendung mit der Maus" and "Löwenzahn" - so, in my opinion that's surely "Unser Sandmännchen"

@Wildcard71

7 ай бұрын

If you call them "Heimies", it will remind of _Mini-Max._

@nina-thi

7 ай бұрын

@@tobyk.4911I assumed it was Beutolomäus, that’s the only kika show with a Santa I know

Well those Memes where fun! The childhood hero one: Kikka was (or is idk) a Child TV Channel back in the Day, i dont know what the Santa means, at first i was confused with the Bread but then i remembered "Bernd das Brot" basicly a Depression plaqued Bread with Hands and Feet glued to his Body (wich he allways complains that they're to short) that had his own Show and was the Night programm where he was stuck in Our TV. The Mice is "Die Sendung mit der Maus" wich is a TV Series about a Mice wich basicly explains some scince things. Last one is "Löwenzahn" i series with an Old man living in a Trailer who explains the more Technical Stuff. Lamp Shower: "Duschlampe"- Du Schlampe - You B!tch. Ich bin ein Berliner: You also call your Burgers Hamburgers over there, Hamburg is the bigest Port City in German (and somewhere placed on the top 3 in the EU) and its citizen are Hamburger, i think i dont need to explain more lol

Walls here in germany are either made of stone or drywall but behind the drywall we mostly have OSB (wooden plates) wich helps to stiff out the building and it makes the walls way more robust to resist angry punches :D

@BlueFlash215

7 ай бұрын

This heavily depends when your house was built and how it was built. We don't have any drywall+OSB in our house. We know a couple that has the upper floor remodeled, after they got kids. They've built it themselves and used drywall and OSB but it's terrible for noise insulation, just like American houses.

@Aaron-zg7jz

7 ай бұрын

@@BlueFlash215 depends how its done in older houses its difficult to get a good noise insulation because the most parts are already constructed and if you just place some walls the sound can still easily travel through the floor or other not noise insulated objects. But if its done correctly it is indeed quiet. ( Sure massive building structure does more for conversation noise canceling )

@reinhard8053

7 ай бұрын

My house (older) has brick walls. There was a soft wall to divide a room made from OSB and a wooden frame (which I found our later). I tried it with a sledge hammer and didn't get more then a small dent. I needed to saw a hole into it so that I could use more tools to break it down. Took me hours until everything was gone.

@itskyansaro

7 ай бұрын

I didn't even know that any Housing construction used drywall, if it's not being put in later to maybe split a room or something. I only know homes with solid Brick walls.

@reinhard8053

7 ай бұрын

@@itskyansaro My old appartment had one drywall. But that was only a sound barrier in front of the hard wall of the neighbouring appartement.

A lot of people have already commented on the kennedy meme. While there is a doughnut like pastry called Berliner, it is not called that way in Berlin. And since Kennedy's speech was in Berlin, pretty much nobody there would have thought he is thinking he is a pastry. The joke with Hamburg still works nicely though

@bresrk

7 ай бұрын

Ach so. Ich dachte weil er dann ein Hamburger wäre

@robopecha

7 ай бұрын

i think the joke also is that the comment comes from a non-german person, finding it funny, that he would call himself a hamburger then, a food item, not knowing that a berliner is a food item too!

@prodbysen

7 ай бұрын

Not only in berlin they are called pfannkuchen In the whole of east germany they are called pfannkuchen too, just like the inventor called them himself because he fried them in a big pan he was from berlin, so as another cook book printed his recipe they called it "Berliner Pfannkuchen" in it which west germany shortened to berliner while berlin & east germany kept pfannkuchen

@KaeptnTerror

7 ай бұрын

​@@prodbysenyes, and the Hamburger was invented when a Hamburger Steak made from cheap grounded up beef cuts (now called Burger Pattie) was served between two slices of bread so that it can be eaten without any cutlery by the Hamburg habor workers. So the hamburger got his name from the Hamburger Steak it contains.

@henningth.3704

7 ай бұрын

Alle Berliner sind mit Marmelade gefüllt 😄

What our walls are made of? They are friggin massive concrete as it should be! 😂

Well… yeah the walls are out of thick bricks, and scoped onto that is something like the stuff out of wich drywall is made (I’m not sure, but it’s something similar at least, a bit more brittle then the stones at least)

The kids are not drinking alcohol, looks like a cup of Apfelschorle (Apple juice with water) 😄🍻

@the_real_THlNG

7 ай бұрын

Sprudelwasser um exakt zu sein

@LOLMGS

7 ай бұрын

​@@the_real_THlNGgenau

@Nexus20060

7 ай бұрын

Sprudelwasser = sparkling water

Our walls are, as you correctly stated, made from bricks. And on the inside of the houses they are „verputzt“ which basically means that we smear loads of plaster on them to get them smooth and even. Punching a wall in a german house is a very bad idea indeed XD

@HalloTschuess

7 ай бұрын

Plus behind the "Putz" there is often a wooden board about half an inch thick.

@morti9324

6 ай бұрын

a lot of buildings are build with concrete too

@niemand6172

6 ай бұрын

Some Walls are Made of concret ans some are just hollow (still hurts)

@AvB.83

6 ай бұрын

A lot of porous concrete (which I to this day only knew as "Ytong", which apparently is just a brand name for it) as well. Basically spongy concrete bricks. Less than half the density of normal concrete, so even huge bricks are quite easy to move around. If you're Mike Tyson or Eddie Hall, you could probably punch a hole in them as well, steel capped boots might leave a dent, but they are definitly 99% child proof 😅

@mweskamppp

6 ай бұрын

In my upper floor i have walls from Rigips like the americans. But in ground floor i tried to fix the skirting (fussbodenleiste) with nails and got sparks and the nail flying around. Had to glue it.

The pics in the "Kika"-meme all stand for various iconic kids' programmes in Germany. Santa on the beach is supposed to be a reference to "Sandmännchen" (little Sandman). It's an old kids' programme right before young kids' bedtime and the Sandman comes and delivers a short bedtime story. The bread, I think, is a reference to "Bernd, das Brot" (a show with a very sarcastic loaf of bread ... don't ask 😀).The orange mouse is a reference to "Sendung mit der Maus" (The Show with the Mouse) which has little cartoons of said mouse and a tiny blue elefant and in between short films that usually explain how things are made or what people on certain jobs do and such. The dandelions (in German "Löwenzahn") refer to a show with that title where a guy who lives in a blue construction trailer is confronted with all sorts of problems and goes to find out about things, so the programme always has a topic that runs through the whole episode (like "drinking water" and how it finds its way into your house or "books" and how they are made etc). So when confronted with a problem, this guy goes for a deep dive on the topic and explains stuff in a way that kids can understand. Very educational. 🙂

As for the "Kindheitshelden": All of them are TV-shows for Kids 1) I don´t know 2) "Bernd das Brot" a Speaking loaf of Bread, with human attributes 3) "Sendung mit der Maus", some sort of Science show for Kids 3) "Löwenzahn", another sort of science show for kids Another one, the one about JFK: A Berliner is: a) someone who lives in Berlin b) some sort of a Donut (not the same, but similiar) So, if JFK would have hold his speech elsewhere, he would have told us, he is a donut. The same goes for Hamburg (someone who lives in Hamburg, and the best selling product of McDonalds)

"it's better to be pissed off then pissed on" 😂 here in Germany we say "besser arm dran, als Bein ab" which literally translates to "better to have the arm connected to oneself, than the leg detached". But "arm dran" also has the double meaning of "being in a bad situation".

@couch_turtle

7 ай бұрын

Isn’t it: “Besser arm drank, als Arm ab?”

@mssarahmr

7 ай бұрын

Kenne es nur als "Besser arm dran als Arm ab"

@ikarus2379

7 ай бұрын

Ach das ist doch Jacke wie Hose 😅 lieber arm dran als arm ab ist meiner Meinung richtig.Wobei sich das arm dran auf Armut bezieht lieber kein Geld als kein arm quasi

@philipphoffmann8929

7 ай бұрын

​​@@ikarus2379 ist eigentlich nicht egal, das ist ein wortspiel und das verliert jede Bedeutung, damit jeden witz, wenn man die schlüsselwörter austauscht. Deshalb gehen in synchros auch sehr viele wortwitze einfach verloren, weil man es eben nicht einfach übersetzen kann, ist hier fast dasselbe

@stiegelzeine2186

7 ай бұрын

Arm dran means being poor because arm also means poor and dran means being

Hello, here to answer your questions/provide context 2:06 - You already said it, we have brick walls. Sometimes our inner walls which aren't statically relevant are made out of wood covered in plasterboard 2:56 - Those are oversimplified representations of TV shows we watched as children. The text above specifically mentions KIKA, which stands for "Kinderkanal", a TV station for kids. So there was: - one show about Santa and his talking sack experiencing the christmas time together - one show about a depressed loaf of bread called "Bernd" and his friends - one show called "Sendung mit der Maus" (show with the mouse) which was educational and explained things like "What does a carpenter do" or "How does a door lock work" etc. - and lastly a show called "Loewenzahn" (dandelion) which pictured the life of some dude named Peter Lustig who always happened to come across something interesting and, once again, educational. 4:38 - I'm not 100% sure on that one, maybe the title provides some context. But my best guess is that the translation of shower lamp would be "Duschlampe". Now that's a word we used to trick other kids back in elementary school, since "Du Schl*mpe" (the same word but with a space added) means "you wh*re" 6:40 - 1) It's called Hamburg, not Hamburg. (your second attempt was closer to being correct. You pronounce the a like you'd pronounce the u in "pun", but you pronounce the u like oo in "food") 2) If he was in Hamburg, he would've said "Ich bin ein Hamburger" - I am a Hamburger. You know? Like the food? 8:27 - the german subreddit ich_iel likes translating english memes word for word but in a literal way. Hard to explain. So "homies" gets translated to "Hausis" (home = haus). That's why your translation app wasn't able to understand. It basically says "Ich_iel homies be like: Aw shit, here we go again", referring to them knowing, that you'll giggle over their memes. 9:50 - the alcohol laws are a little more complex. So until you're 14 it's illegal to buy alcohol and to consume it in public. Once you're 14 you still can't buy alcohol, but you're allowed to consume it in public if your parents are with you and allow it. Once you're 16 you can buy "soft" alcohol like beer and wine and consume it on your own and once you're 18 you can buy and drink whatever, whenever and wherever you like 13:07 - well, germany loves it's bread. And what we call bread is far from toast. It's the darker, rounder, healthier kind of bread. So to differentiate, this is american sandwich bread, I guess. (Going full circle to the heart attacks meme) 14:30 - You're "infiltrating" the subreddit by reacting to the content. You're spying on them. Hope this helped. XOXO

@Viel_Glueck

6 ай бұрын

I'd say 6:40 isn't the entire truth it's only 50%. The other thing is that in some parts of Germany a "Berliner" is the name of a food (I think it's doughnut in english) that has many different names depending on the region. in bavaria it's called "Krapfen", in Berlin it's called "Pfannkuchen", etc. Hamburg is a city in which the doughnut(?) is called Berliner so no matter whether he said ich bin ein Berliner or ich bin ein Hamburger, both would've been something to eat

@CallMePerky

6 ай бұрын

Well, then the joke about it being a good thing that he wasn't in Hamburg doesn't make too much sense, does it? I feel like it's about the international audience and everyone recognizing "hamburger" as something you order at McDonalds, while only germans know what a Berliner is. Good point though, I did miss that.

@frederminoke4301

6 ай бұрын

4:38 Maybe it has something to do with Na#i Germany and the light maybe symbolising the hatch that gets opened to dump the "chemicals" into the showers

@yume3001

6 ай бұрын

13:07 you have different sizes of sandwich bread. American is much bigger. I think that the joke is really American Sandwich are made in Germany.

@Patrick_Ellgass

6 ай бұрын

I think "Schlampe" is actually "slut" in english whereas "whore" would translate to "Hure" in german Anyways thank you for explaining it to him

6:59 Berliner is a sort of Donut in german but is means the peron berliner too 😂

The first meme of the wall.. the bumpy walls are called Rau faser Tapete it’s just regular THICK wallpaper with tiny wood chips underneath.. they are about as big as a toothpick that u cut if a tiny piece off of and press it flat just a little.. it’s annoying to get off but I have definitely had an injury from those

4:40 The German word would be "Duschlampe" from "Dusche" meaning shower and "Lampe" meaning lamp. But the words "Du Schlampe" means "you b*tch", so you don't wanna say "Duschlampe", in special to your mum, because it could easy be misunderstood.

@leader_nich7998

7 ай бұрын

Yep....

@faultier407

7 ай бұрын

I think there is another reference meant. From a Time we Germans are not proud of.

@Milkymalk

7 ай бұрын

I don't think they had lamps in there and the part with telling your mother makes no sense.@@faultier407

I grew up in a house that was build in the early 1930s. The walls were build from1 foot thick sand stone blocks :) This house was never hot in summer and it didn't cool out quickly in winter in case the heating went down. I loved this house.

From the age of 14, you can drink alcohol up to 15% at home and with permission of your Parents. From the age of 16 you can also drink outside etc.

The Kika Kindheitshelden are: - Der Sandmann (when he puts sand in your kid eyes you will sleep) - Bernd das Brot (it is a bread which speaks and is very depressed) - Sendung mit der Maus (The mouse is only the 'Maskottchen', you can watch this every sunday and you can learn many things there) - Löwenzahn (You learn many things (e. g. flowers, smartphones, computers, police, ...) with the main character 'Fritz Fuchs'

The mouse is "Die Sendung mit der Maus" (The show with the mouse) which is a show for kids. And the Dandelion is "Löwenzahn" (Dandelion, literally: Lion's tooth), another show for kids with a lot of educational value. Regarding the "Ich bin ein Berliner meme": If he were in hamburg he would have said "I am a hamburger". The joke should be self-explaining in this case. For the ich_iel meme: There is a well known subreddit called "me_irl" (me_in_real_life) which can be literally translated to "ich_im_echten_leben". Abbreviated this becomes "ich_iel". That's why a lot of the memes of ich_iel use literal translations of english (which often sounds stupid, but funny in german). So the translation of "ICH_IEL HAUSIES SEIN WIE - OH SCHEISSE HIER GEHEN WIR WIEDER" literally means "ME_IRL HOMIES ARE LIKE - OH SHIT HERE WE GO AGAIN"

@sebastianwittmeier1274

7 ай бұрын

For Germans it sounds bad due to English grammar similar like: "me_irl housies to be like - oh shit at this place we leave another time."

@larakleefeld8855

7 ай бұрын

@@sebastianwittmeier1274 I love how meta that is! You perfectly encapsulated the feeling of reading these posts as a german

@phonix6665

7 ай бұрын

I think you misunderstood the "Ich bin ein Berliner" meme, because in Berlin there is a doughnut-like pastry called Pfannkuchen, which in other parts of the german speaking world, including hamburg, is known as a "Berliner Pfannkuchen" which is shortened to "Berliner". So him saying "Ich bin ein Berliner" in Hamburg would be saying "I am a doughnut." de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berliner_Pfannkuchen

@sebastianwittmeier1274

7 ай бұрын

@@phonix6665 Or I am a ham burger

The legal drinking age in germany is 14 if you drink with the allowance and in accompany of your parents. But you can online drink beer, vine and light alcoholic drinks, so no vodka, for example. If you are sixteen, you can buy and drink light alcoholic drinks on your own, and if you're 18, you can basically do whatever you want.

@KicKandRoll666

7 ай бұрын

maybe change online to only ;)

@AnnieUnicorn1994

7 ай бұрын

Actually there's a discussion between a few politicians about the allowance at 14 should be forbidden. I don't think so. I mean I usually don't drink alcohol and I don't think it's a good idea to drink a lot. But I think a little bit of sparkling vine (maybe a half glass) would be ok once, twice or three times a year with parents around, so they're able to help in case of an emergency. In my opinion, it's way more dangerous for the most teenagers to drink alone at 16, because they don't know how much is to much. The others around could probably run away in case of emergency.

@irgendeinemichi

7 ай бұрын

​@@AnnieUnicorn1994it's called culture:)

@AnnieUnicorn1994

7 ай бұрын

@@irgendeinemichi drinkers culture?

@tonicwater_xd

7 ай бұрын

​@AnnieUnicorn1994 yes drinkers culture fits it pretty well and we're so damn proud of it

The bricks usually for chimney and outside for aesthetics and the rest is mostly concrete including walls.

I love that he doesn’t get the second meme ….Santa playing in the sand is the show “der sandman” that we watched late at night before going to bed, the sliced bread is referring to the show “Bernd das Brot” and is like a late night show that ran on a loop on the children channel so the channel didn’t just had nothing to stream late at night when the children where in bed 😂 the third picture of a mouse reference the show ….”die Sendung mit der Maus” it’s a very straightforward name and it is like an animated little comedy and facts show for children to learn and laugh. The last picture with the dandelion is the show “ Löwenzahn” (that is dandelion in German) a show about explaining, educating and exploring just all kind of stuff. The show was hosted by Peter lustig, a very much loved actor by nearly every democratic and age… he sadly died in 2016 and with him a little bit of the spirit of the show died, but the show is still being produced today now with a new host. That’s it for now from me about the meme at 3:20

@Sandwich: Don't call it bread! You can't call a donkey for a horse either 😂

12:44 t h i s i s n o t b r e a d.

The first image: The mouse comes from "Sendung mit der Maus" which comes every sunday on tv, that is educational. The plant comes from a very cool TV Show called Löwenzahn, with a inventor named Peter Lustig in the past and now with I dont know. This is for kids too and very educational.

we have drywalls in german houses or in industrial/office buildings, but only if you decided to divide a room into multiple rooms

We also have dry walls in Germany, but the are mostly used to change the shade of a room, or to seperate them into two rooms. Normally the walls are made from Brick.

@zero.Identity

7 ай бұрын

or if your walls are so shit you gotta cover up

@demonmen7952

7 ай бұрын

Normally these days they a made out of concrete or, if you really lucky, made out of something called "steel concrete" I don't know of what it's made of but it's basically as strong as steel. Also or doors regularly have a 3 millimeter steel sheet in them. So

@lox4482

7 ай бұрын

@@demonmen7952 alle Beton Bauten beinhalten Stahl soweit ich weiß, auch jene die Fertig zusammen gebaut sind wie zB Plattenbauten. Denn Ohne Stahl, hat das Beton nicht die Festigkeit so ein Gebilde zu halten.

@zero.Identity

7 ай бұрын

@@demonmen7952 well now you are just talking about all the buildings that have just been build or are being built. which the majority of, arent homes but businesses. and a very small minority of how much else there is still standing and the majority is living in

@tl1897

7 ай бұрын

Yes, newer Buildings are made from concrete as well. Also there are some wodden houses, but thats not common. I once was i a Village near Munich, where all houses were made from wood.

The biggest meme for me as a German is you trying to read something German. And I don't mean that in a bad way. It's just funny AF. Really funny to listen to.

2.13-3.50 Were the names of German childhood broadcasts. We have: Weihnachtsmann und Co. Kg, Bernd das Brot, Die Sendung mit der Maus und Löwenzahn which means in English: Santa and Co. Kg, Bernd the Bread, The broadcast with the Mouse and Dandelion which was actually about an Dog named Keks and his Owner

About JFK: He said in his speach "Ich bin ein Berliner" which translates: I am a donutlike dessert. His mistake was using the article 'ein', because in german you don't use it, if you want to point out which town you're from. Usually you would say 'Ich komme/bin aus Berlin' which is 'I am from Berlin', but you could also say 'Ich bin Berliner.' like you might say I'm a New Yorker. In English you use ther article in German you don't. More confusion: in Berlin you don't even call the dessert Berliner, but Pfannkuchen (which is pancake). It looks and tastes pretty much like donuts. Just without the hole.

„Hausis“ is a bad translation of the English word „homies“ So the meme says „The Ich_IEL homies be like… here we go again“

Ich glaube du darfst in Deutschland Wein und Bier in Aufsicht der Eltern schon mit 14 trinken, alleine mit 16 und alle anderen alkoholischen Getränke ab 18.

@Rajto

7 ай бұрын

in Bayern ist das nen Grundnahrungsmittel, da nippst du Bier schon mit vier 😳 hab ich gehört....🙄😇

@owenmailhammer8547

7 ай бұрын

Hast du gehört?

@Real.HMMort

7 ай бұрын

Hah lol ich wohne in bayern und trinke gerne Berliner Kindl (Ich bin 13)

@matze9.795

7 ай бұрын

​@@RajtoKein Bier vor Vier 😅

@stiegelzeine2186

7 ай бұрын

@@Rajto erst 4? In Polen produzieren die brustdrüsen einer Frau Wodka mit sogar 60% Alkohol Gehalt also wird man schon ab 0 alkoholiker

3:30 It‘s Santa Clause obviously and then toast bread the „Sendung mit der Maus“ or in English the show with the mouse and the last thing also is a german child series called „Löwenzahn“

"Peter Lustig" von "Löwenzahn" I do not envy kids who have to grow up without that show When i saw that picture with this title, I automatically had the title music of that show playing in my head :D an absolute legend that man

13:00 Here we see a classic American not understanding that there can be multiple kinds of bread lol

The Ich_IEL subreddit is probably difficult to translate because there is this unwritten rule - EVERYTHING MUST BE IN GERMAN😂 so they use words that, in a normal converation, would be an english word😂 If you're intrested: I recommend VERY MUCH the Videos from Jules 🤗😂👌🏼

@ChuckNorris130194

7 ай бұрын

The confusing part about abbreviations like "IEL" is that even in other languages, people tend to use english-derived abbreviations like LOL or AFK Just goes to show that German subreddits are disproportionally more niche than even english ones, since you have to be in on a lot of international jokes.

@korneliusfrik9545

7 ай бұрын

Ich habs nicht kapiert, kann aber noch kommen

@eagle1de227

6 ай бұрын

In that case it's an (awful) literal translation of "me_irl homies are like oh sh1t here we go again"

The 4 pictures meme explained by a person growing up in the 90's in germany: The cut sandwich bread = A funny, pessimistic comedic character named Bernd Das Brot (Bernd the Bread). The mouse: "Die Sendung mit der Maus" (the mouse show). Dandelion: "Löwenzahn". A children's science show. Santa: "Sandmännchen" (the Sandman, last show of the channel at 7 PM before bedtime). All of these childrens shows were part of the "KIKA" channel ("Kinder Kanal" - children's channel). 😊😊😊😊

The Childhood Heroes are: "Santa" is supposed to be the kids show "Sandmann" (Sandman) which is a ancient show featuring a folklore gnome that guides childs to sleep using sleepimg sand. Its supposed to help kids go to sleep and feautures short clips woth puppets and old cartoons The Bread is "Bernd das Brot" a talking cynical loaf of Whitebread that aired at the End of Kikas (Germanys Kids Channel) Broadcast time The orange mouse is "Die Sendung mit der Maus" A educational show airing every sunday at 12 featuring a orange mouse, blue elephant and yellow duck as their mascot and explains kids the world The Dandelion is a show called "Löwenzahn" another educational show featuring first Peter Lustig and uppon his passing Fritz Fuchs who lives in a old construction trailer and explains the world using small daily adventures

Would be funny, if you would make a video with a german, who explains those memes for you haha

@wolf310ii

7 ай бұрын

And a Kellerkind that explains it to the german first.

2:40 No that is just big toast. Theres hundreds of types of bread everywhere in europe. The americans just think that toast is bread. But its actually the cheapest sort of bread here in germany. (Not kidding)

@kilsestoffel3690

7 ай бұрын

If you bring something new to the market, you have to name it. Though we have squared, spongy wheat bread (we call it "toast", bc it's supposed to be toasted), the "American Sandwich" is bigger. "Bread" is an umbrella term for a big variety of baked goods. Bread comes in different shapes and, more important, made of different graines (wheat, rhy, spielt,....), even different methods (yeast or sour dough) are possible. So "American Sandwich" is a wheat bread in a certain shape and size.

The cups are in some stadions for all drinks. It was Something like "Apfelschorle" i think

Can confirm the wall thing is true. You _will_ injure your hand while the wall remains completely unscathed. xD

German houses outside walls from inside to outside: 1. ~2.5cm(1inch) layer of concrete flat final cover 2. 17.5cm(7inch) layer white brick 3. insulation glaswool 16-18cm(~7inch) 4. Outside brickwall 11,5cm(~4,5inch) German inside walls: 11,5cm(~4,5inch) or 17,5cm(7inch)Brickbuild white, both sides final covered by ~2,5cm(1inch) concrete flattening layer I don't recomm punching it😊

@pavelkoudelka7988

7 ай бұрын

And then there are the people who live in old houses. Sixty centimeters of brick.

@Lillith-NMC

7 ай бұрын

My father threw his phone against the wall once it has a little hole now but he told me the phone was completely broken

@LunarisMelodia

6 ай бұрын

except you're living in a "Dachgeschosswohnung" (attic apartment) in older houses, the space behind the walls sounds/feels empty :D but they still won't break easily, I don't recom punching them either :D

@nicok2648

6 ай бұрын

@@LunarisMelodia yes I remember the feeling when I was a kid mein Kinderzimmer war auch im DG Süd 🥵 ich fühle mit dir

little explanation for the sliced bread confusion. Not every sliced bread is labeled as American Sandwich, mostly there is Butter- or full grain toast written on the packaging. The 'amarican' style is just a bit bigger than the other ones, a bit softer and as I can tell a bit sweeter in taste. That's why it's straight up called 'amarican sandwich' 😅 But we would never call it 'bread' cause that's just toast 😂

@airlag

6 ай бұрын

I'd call it a sweet sponge.

@MeDroid-Band

6 ай бұрын

You can the American Sandwich also name and use as a sponge.

The one called American sandwich bread actually relates to German series, that kids watched often. There was a series called "die Sendung mit der Maus", the second series simply translates to "dandelion" and the third series was called "Weihnachtsmann und Co. KG". I think the one with the sandwich bread is meant to be funny, because the brand simply says "yes!" which is typically German but at the same time it's called "American sandwich bread".

The funny thing about the ich_iel memes is they use tipical Terms English memes translate literally word for word into German.

The kids with the beers are probably actually drinking apple juice with sparkling water (Apfelschorle) 😂 we don't have 6 y/o children non-chalantly drinking here in Germany haha

4:14 in german it means: Duschlampe, this can also be heard as: du schlampe wich means you bitch

Hi Ryan. The second example: "Wähle Deinen (Kika-) Kindheitshelden." (Which means translated: Choose your (Kika-) favourite hero"; Kika is the german short form of "KinderKanal" [childrens' channel] which means a German TV broadcasting station for children). I don't know the meaning of the first pic (Santa), but "Ja!" [meaning "yes!"] is a brand for German toast. The orange mouse is a famous TV star for children in Germany "Die Sendung mit der Maus" [which literally means "The broadcast with the mouse"] and the pic with dandelions [German: "Löwenzahn"] means also a famous bradcasting for children with the entertainer "Peter Lustig" ("Peter Funny").

1:58 depends on the house, mostly common are bricks or good ol' steel and concrete

German walls are typically brick, in newer houses sometimes concrete, in rarer cases drywall with wooden planks behind it or just wood planks with wall paper... or sometimes just literal stones and plaster. Drywall with flimsy wood framing like in the US is typically only found in commercial/rented office spaces (i.e. when the space is likely to be restructured frequently for a different floor plan).

Second meme is "Weihnachtsman & Co. KG", "Bernd das Brot", "Die Sendung mit der Maus" and "Löwenzahn". All very well TV Shows for Kids.

@meruginger934

7 ай бұрын

Bernd das Brot - oh yes...I've been racking my brain as to what that means....

@XxXJayZZoNXxX

7 ай бұрын

also ich dachte der erste geht um sandmann

the kids drinking beer is probably "apfelschorle" (sparkling apple juice) which is a very popular drink to serve to kids in germany

The childhood hero thing refers to 4 TV series for kids, namely the sandman (man in a red coat on a beach with sand), "Bernd das Brot", a show about a loaf of bread living through wacky and dumb stuff, "Die Sendung mit der Maus" is a show where all kinds of things are explained to kids with 3 characters, a mouse, an elephant and a duck, asking the questions or helping answering them. "Löwenzahn" is basically the same thing with a guy and his dog explaining stuff to kids, don't ask me why it's named after a dandelion.

13:05 that is NOT bread xD and "toast" has nothing to do with sliced or not sliced. a simple definition: if u throw it onto someones head, and a) he got a concussion -> it is BROT=BREAD since it is **hard and heavy*.* b) he just sais "wtf?!" -> it's TOAST(BROT)=[come up with a name that's not bread!!] since it is **fluffy and light*.* BREAD is round(ish) and has a crust that grandma with her third teeth cant bite, while toast is made in a mold and has this ..shape.. and (do you eat it untoasted too? well since it is just "bread" to u, i'd wager yes) can be eaten even by the toothless boomer. P.S. when i am eating toastbrot, i mostly eat it as is, untoasted. i like the soft texture with soft and delicate things, like philadelphia. i think the superior bread for toasting is BROT, with olive oil salt and pepper :3 so rich in flavour

In germany you call a Shower Lamp (Duschlampe) but if you put a space between like this (du Schlampe) it means you b*tch. I love your Videos man keep it up

1:53 most houses don't have dry walls but proper walls inside, made of bricks or concrete.

I think with "Kindheitshelden" in this regard were ment the old TV-Shows: 1. "Weihnachtsmann & Co KG" or maybe "The Sandman"; 2. "Bernd das Brot"; 3. "Sendung mit der Maus"; 4. "Löwenzahn" we all know about from our Childhood.

6:48 YES! You got it! It’s called HAmburg. Not Hämbörg. And that’s how you pronounce every a in German.

@gaedingar9791

7 ай бұрын

When I am speaking English, I usually use the English names of the cities that have one. And I would say, that for Hamburg, Berlin and Bremen (probably amongst others) the English name only differs at pronounciation. In German, we do it similar with London or Paris. In normal everyday conversation, most people will speak the "O"s in London the German way and actually speak the "S" in Paris. I think, there is a shift in using the original names of places, it is less common to call Aachen Aix-La-Chapelle at least in English and at least the English Wikipedia article of Lüneburg is called so nowadays. But I wouldn't say it is wrong to say Hamburg with the English pronounciation, as long as the conversation is English.

@winterlinde5395

7 ай бұрын

@@gaedingar9791 Ja ja I was just trying to compliment Ryan‘s pronunciation because he was trying to say it in German. And giving the hint that that’s how you say the a in German. Always. For example in hallo. 😊

@silkwesir1444

7 ай бұрын

You should keep something in mind. Whenever you say something about a language, like how a letter is pronounced, or how a grammatical rule works, or something like that, try to avoid making statements with "every" or "always" or "never" or stuff like that. Because, there usually exceptions. That goes for pretty much everything in every language. and even if not, doesn't hurt to be safe, does it?.

13:13 the point is, we don´t call "this" bread. more likely it´s called "toast"

For the second meme. These Pictures have a second meaning, they are all TV-Shows for childrens. Santa at the beach = "Sandman" (GoodNight-Bedtime-Story) Bread(Toast) = "Bernd das Brot" (came in the time between 9 o'clock p.m. til 6 o'clock a.m., to say that the Kids shouldn't watch TV.) Orange Mouse = "Die Sendung mit der Maus" (There are some storys and some Experiments, this came most at noon.) Dandelion = "Löwenzahn" (this are more experiments combined with a story, they are more sciene)

the image with the childhood heroes are about tvshows. "kika" is short for "kinderkanal" (children's channel) and is a tv channel with kids shows. the dandelion one is called "Löwenzahn" (which is german for "dandelion"). the mouse is for "Die Sendung mit der Maus". regarding the american sandwich: we have much more variety of bread so we dont call it "loaf of bread"... we call it "toast" or "sandwich toast" and some apparently put "american" before it because thats typical american bread. at 7:35 it basically means "ich_iel homies be like - oh shit, here we go again"

I would find it hilarious if he had a german with him ready to explain the memes he doesn't get 😂

Congratulations on becoming your own meme. :D

2:48 Sandman, Bernd das Brot, Die Maus and Löwenzahn. They're four german (i'm not sure if sandman is german) kid shows. Löwenzahn is a roleplay nature thingy and Die Maus is basically Bill Nye the science guy (not sure how to spell it, sry). Bernd das Brot is a show that'd start at around 22:00 (10 PM) in the kids channel KIKA. It's about a bread doing some stuff.. And sandman, everyone knows it, I never watched it, Bernd das Brot is still giving me nightmares.

09:50 // It could be cask soda, it looks like beer, but it's a soft drink. These are the ingredients: Traditionally, Fassbrause is brewed from mineral water, malt, fruit and licorice concentrate and herbs, and today also from fruit extracts.

Maybe this needs to be explained: the reason why translating stuff from German subreddits, especially ich_irl doesn’t work so well is, that it has become a meme to eliminate all anglicisms in the German language they use, by radically replacing them with the direct translations of those words, even if the result is meaningless/doesn’t translate or grammatically wrong. So for example: in Germany we don’t have a direct translation for the word homies. It is a exclusively English slang term. Ich_irl will take the part of the word that is translatable m "home" and simply translate it into German "Haus" (wich isn’t even totally correct it should be "Zuhause" but it doesn’t really matter now. Then they will imitate the way the slang worked by adding "is" wich is a way of making a word sound cute like "ies". Is this dumb? Probably, but I can tell you from the get go that not doing it will only lead to your mother being insulted very frequently.

@gameratortylerstein5636

6 ай бұрын

I think Heimies is more accurate

@Salzui

6 ай бұрын

Yes, they will do a comment chain of "Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn", or later, because in 2023 r/place people got to know the term "Hurensohn", they will replace it with older german words like "Sprich deutsch du Sohn einer Dirne" or "Sprich deutsch du Dirnenspross"

@TheFren

4 ай бұрын

I so so hate this as a German, it hurts my eyes to read that broken Grammar and the cringey translations

@Ryan Wass Hausis is the literal translation of homies to german ( Home ment as house ) so its like : ICH_IEL Homies be like , " Shit here we go again " Together with the second layer of the meme, the picture of Al Bundys after hours ritual for relaxing. The couch and one hand in the trousers. The meaning of the meme is like they appreciate your content and find it helping to relax after a hard day of work. And i couldn´t agree more. Here take a thumbs up.

@silkwesir1444

7 ай бұрын

You actually read some sense into it. So it does not have anything to do with that particular thumbnail? I was wondering why that content in particular would be so enticing, but if they just meant Ryan in general, then I understand it now.

3:32 I only just now realized who the Santa on the beach is meant to represent. I'm ashamed it took me so long, but of course it's "Sandmännchen"! KiKa is the abbreviation of Kinderkanal (Kid's channel) and the four pictures represent four classic childhood TV-shows respectively: "Sandmännchen" "Bernd das Brot" "Die Sendung mit der Maus" "Löwenzahn"

to Timestamp 2:55 -- First: Santa means = Sandmännchen, 2. means = Bernd das Brot, 3. means = Sendung mit der Maus, 4. means = Löwenzahn on TV

Ich think the kids are drinking "Apfelschorle", a mix of Applejuice and Sparkling water