And yes, only in America you can film anything and everything. Stopping on the road to film an accident is illegal in most European countries. Americans should be a little more learn about other cultures before wanting to give lessons. And for your information, English is not spoken in all countries….
@vogelwild38219 минут бұрын
You d better read a view informations before.just stop and go and than your stupid comments,,incredibble!
@44siesta26 минут бұрын
_You can get Vitamin D only when your shad is smaller than you.
@lupuda35 минут бұрын
It's not comedy in the American sense, but political sarcasm. To fully understand Volker Pispers in his power of words you really have to know German very well. Every sentence is bitter satire and sarcasm. Most people in the audience laugh at their own stupidity or because they don't understand his sarcasm.
@ritabecker562544 минут бұрын
you can´t get more german than by hiking in the woods
@CroxlD45 минут бұрын
7:45 Might not, they all suck.
@toxicxpr0llproll10148 минут бұрын
Please watch "Jules der II. -> auf den spuren deutscher memes." Thats the real german shit.
@witzeshorts48 минут бұрын
With the garbage disposal you feed roaches, rats, ... and tell them "Come here, here is the good stuff" :)
@Fossombrome53 минут бұрын
Please react to „Feuer und Flamme“
@KevinBollingTeechen58 минут бұрын
Prinzenrolle - deutsche Oreo.
@ritabecker5625Сағат бұрын
tipping 10% is normal. It´s wrong when US-people allways tell in their videos that you don´t have to tip in Germany. The wages of the waiter/waitress aren´t that high, they depend on tips too. But 10% is enough (for a cup of coffee may be 50 cents) - 20 % as in the USA makes me avoid eating/drinking outside.
@un1kum42Сағат бұрын
Theoretically we in Germany can just combine words until infinity as long as it still makes sense. The longest one in an official law text is :"Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" Which means something like "law about delegating the task of overwatching the marking of cattle." Something like that^^
@qllib.7862Сағат бұрын
8:00 I'm not sure if anybody has writte this already, I couldn't find it in the comments. The reason the traffic light goes from red --> red + orange --> green is so that you know that the traffic light will turn green next. If it went red --> orange --> green and reverse green --> orange --> red, you wouldn't know what happens next when you approach an orange traffic light, as it could either go red (decelerate) or green (accelerate). This way it is clear that when you ONLY see an orange traffic light, it will ro red next and you need to decelerate and stop :)
@LiftandCoaСағат бұрын
I literally cannot believe that "Willst du mit mir Drogen nehmen" of Alligatoah is actually just the 4th popular song in 2014. That does not compute with the reality and people i lived in and with hahahha It was everywhere, literally everywhere.
@michaeljungen9103Сағат бұрын
Budweiser and Heineken are no German Beers. Bud is Czech, Heineken is Dutch.... Love your videos!
@Perry_Rhodan2 сағат бұрын
to 2:00 ... The show is called Frontal 21 ^^
@dertyp34632 сағат бұрын
Nah I agree with the cop: If you only have to pay the fine you'll just be upset that you got caught. being confronted in the most gut wrenching way possible may actually make you think and reflect.
@urteschneider83122 сағат бұрын
You feed the rats.
@ritabecker56252 сағат бұрын
von diesen"Witzen" ist einer blöder als der andere
@viomouse2 сағат бұрын
I was just thinking how my household sorts all kinds of "trash", there's obviously: glass, paper, recycling, Pfand, then batteries, compost, cork, returns for honey jars, clothes for second hand stores, returns for egg cartons and old furniture and rubble...
@FlaviusAspra2 сағат бұрын
Such a thin wall. Where I grew up at the country side, the wall was 50 cm thick and made of bricks. It was cool in summer and warm in winter.
@Eu_Yo2 сағат бұрын
How the germans ar building there normal homes is wrong. try to find how the romanians are building. Because in Romania therea are erathquakes there is a different type of building a house...are much more stronglly.
@belas71992 сағат бұрын
2:24 Du-Röhre is just a very literal translation of KZread
@IsiPelli2 сағат бұрын
Hey Ryan, I really like your reaction Videos. It’s so interesting to see the differences between the US and Germany 😁 If you want to react to a another german City, I just found out that 6 years ago my town Ahaus uploaded a Video in English introducing our City. It’s called City of Ahaus - english Version Have a nice day 😊
@Rudelherz3 сағат бұрын
Ryan, there are so many spoiled kids here, it is getting worse and worse. Please don't think our children are better. They are all the same😂 strong willed and hard to handle. We love them anyway😂❤
@un1kum423 сағат бұрын
Around 7 minutes you said that Germans economy is booming, but it really isn't. Our economy is in a crisis for 5 years now and it does really not look good at the moment. (0.2 % prognosed growth in comparison to America that is already on the way to pre-crisis growth. Our schools, bridges and roads are rotting away. We don't have enough people, or at least we can see now that we will get massive problems in regard to workforce when all the boomers stop working. Thats why the idea of letting people work till mid 70s is now getting big in our conservative politics and everyone is always so freaking angry in this country. I feel like it will really go downhill from here on. And then there are a lot of people right now that want to vote for Snake-oil-Salesman because they give easy answers that the people want to hear, even when that party is pretty clearly standing for stuff that will hurt the people voting for them.
@marcfigo72063 сағат бұрын
Dieser Deutschrap aids
@MrFogbert3 сағат бұрын
"how much reinforcement do you need?" germans JA! greetings from germany XD
@Hey.Joe.3 сағат бұрын
Yes, the pricing aka shrinkflation + inflation is getting mad/pervert. For example I used to get 250g Bake Rolls for 1,39€ but now it's 150g AND 1,89€ each pack. That's a +127% rise. Or my favorite's Chips packsize was 175g now it's shrinked to 150g. Or my favorite Salami-Brand was for 100g and 1,99€, now it's just 80g AND 2,49€-2,99€ The list can fills pages, so much BS nowadays. -_-
@georgearmstrong88223 сағат бұрын
Ryan, you videos on Germany are excellent. They contain shock, surprise , information and humour. Great to watch mate. Keep it up. George Armstrong , Castle Douglas, Scotland
@JoelCoffeeholic3 сағат бұрын
i live in Germany. those memes arent funny and just like the left can`t meme this is also true for 99% of Germans.
@OFFICIAL_EAZY-C4 сағат бұрын
0:00 hahlah
@bubi_064 сағат бұрын
This is definitely not a typical German house! 😂
@rage4play784 сағат бұрын
Where is the joke? Thats my question too
@michaelgattinger99254 сағат бұрын
Some background information for 0:58 "Die Maus": 01. May is "Day of work" -> german: "Tag der Arbeit" in germany. It is a holiday by law.
@antjeblum90344 сағат бұрын
A little anecdote about my parents' house, which was shaken by a sudden and short earthquake in the 1990s: The roof, almost 200 tons of double concrete shingles, oak beams and insulation materials, flew vertically up some inches and fell perfectly back in place. Except a huge booming and shaking and of course terrified inhabitants, no damage happened to the structure🙂
@antjeblum90345 сағат бұрын
It's one of the reasons why there's less home owners in Germany than in the US: Building is extremely costly and there's thousands of laws and normatives to be obeyed. A house is not just regarded a personal asset but also a part of public structure. That means that there has to be guaranteed safety, for the users as well as bypassers, traffic protection, environmental protection, and, as latest development, protection of climate from building to a prospective demolition. The laws have become so hard that building is nearly unaffordable for the majority of Germans.
@generalrodcocker10185 сағат бұрын
the first rocket was invented by russians, not wernher von braun! the video you watched was spam. it's karl benz and not kai benz. what a joke
@patricklandfarth11825 сағат бұрын
The Heute Show is a left wing propaganda show and they manipulate and lie and cut off information from the context to defame the opposition, especial the AFD party. These media are taking tax payer money and force them to pay, they receive from every household almost 20 Euro , and f you don't pay you will end up in jail. Almost all official Media is controlled and publish the same shit to control the population.
@generalrodcocker10185 сағат бұрын
I had an accident, years ago and almost died and eventually lost my leg and all of the people from the village nearby where standing all around and gawking. I met one of these a few weeks later in the hospital and this woman said it to me, they where gossiping about me that they amputated my leg on site and crap like this. I was so upset and asked her if she had fun looking at me. I really despise this retarded villagers
@andreamck45215 сағат бұрын
"Freedom of the press"? The picture-guy isn't pess!! Here in Germany it isn't allowed to make photos of persons without any permission of these! And if the person(s) are dead - not at all! 😡
@andreamck45215 сағат бұрын
But I left an abo - being curious what else do you have....😉 Thanks for the video.... Greetings from Germany....🙋🏻♀️
@derhavas5 сағат бұрын
Obviously you didn't get the tower joke - or didn't look closely enough - or south enough... 😄
@elik.12435 сағат бұрын
I feel like I want to apologize for the WTC meme. We can be really coarse and ruthless round these parts…
@yvi23355 сағат бұрын
Whats wrong with your beer guys? 😂 there are so many beers in gemany, for every taste 😊
@Maedhros0Bajar6 сағат бұрын
7:45 I imagine it will be about the same, though I'm not in Germany. Our downstairs bathroom has a window, but the window is around 1m50 (5Ft) above the floor. With the height difference between outside and inside, that makes it 1m70 above the ground outside. Looking inside is, while not impossible, not something someone can do by accident. Our upstairs bathroom does have a window at around 1m20 (4Ft above the floor), but I imagine 4m above the ground does prevent people watching in No urinal here, but our house is around 30 years old, newer ones here in Belgium might have them, I don't know. 14:00 I really don't want to know what you do in your bed, cause if properly made, those wooden supports are pretty damn strong
@maximanuelotuffatz13416 сағат бұрын
Bergsteigermüsli von Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher Bergsteigermüsli.
@aleksandarnikolovski88656 сағат бұрын
Houses with concret are actualy less expensive
@torstenschwartz59746 сағат бұрын
Do Not eat into the toilet, Party for the rats!
@yvi23356 сағат бұрын
Oh i didnt know that the broken icemaschine at mcdonalds is a international thing 😂😂😂 same thing in gemany 😂
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And yes, only in America you can film anything and everything. Stopping on the road to film an accident is illegal in most European countries. Americans should be a little more learn about other cultures before wanting to give lessons. And for your information, English is not spoken in all countries….
You d better read a view informations before.just stop and go and than your stupid comments,,incredibble!
_You can get Vitamin D only when your shad is smaller than you.
It's not comedy in the American sense, but political sarcasm. To fully understand Volker Pispers in his power of words you really have to know German very well. Every sentence is bitter satire and sarcasm. Most people in the audience laugh at their own stupidity or because they don't understand his sarcasm.
you can´t get more german than by hiking in the woods
7:45 Might not, they all suck.
Please watch "Jules der II. -> auf den spuren deutscher memes." Thats the real german shit.
With the garbage disposal you feed roaches, rats, ... and tell them "Come here, here is the good stuff" :)
Please react to „Feuer und Flamme“
Prinzenrolle - deutsche Oreo.
tipping 10% is normal. It´s wrong when US-people allways tell in their videos that you don´t have to tip in Germany. The wages of the waiter/waitress aren´t that high, they depend on tips too. But 10% is enough (for a cup of coffee may be 50 cents) - 20 % as in the USA makes me avoid eating/drinking outside.
Theoretically we in Germany can just combine words until infinity as long as it still makes sense. The longest one in an official law text is :"Rinderkennzeichnungsfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz" Which means something like "law about delegating the task of overwatching the marking of cattle." Something like that^^
8:00 I'm not sure if anybody has writte this already, I couldn't find it in the comments. The reason the traffic light goes from red --> red + orange --> green is so that you know that the traffic light will turn green next. If it went red --> orange --> green and reverse green --> orange --> red, you wouldn't know what happens next when you approach an orange traffic light, as it could either go red (decelerate) or green (accelerate). This way it is clear that when you ONLY see an orange traffic light, it will ro red next and you need to decelerate and stop :)
I literally cannot believe that "Willst du mit mir Drogen nehmen" of Alligatoah is actually just the 4th popular song in 2014. That does not compute with the reality and people i lived in and with hahahha It was everywhere, literally everywhere.
Budweiser and Heineken are no German Beers. Bud is Czech, Heineken is Dutch.... Love your videos!
to 2:00 ... The show is called Frontal 21 ^^
Nah I agree with the cop: If you only have to pay the fine you'll just be upset that you got caught. being confronted in the most gut wrenching way possible may actually make you think and reflect.
You feed the rats.
von diesen"Witzen" ist einer blöder als der andere
I was just thinking how my household sorts all kinds of "trash", there's obviously: glass, paper, recycling, Pfand, then batteries, compost, cork, returns for honey jars, clothes for second hand stores, returns for egg cartons and old furniture and rubble...
Such a thin wall. Where I grew up at the country side, the wall was 50 cm thick and made of bricks. It was cool in summer and warm in winter.
How the germans ar building there normal homes is wrong. try to find how the romanians are building. Because in Romania therea are erathquakes there is a different type of building a house...are much more stronglly.
2:24 Du-Röhre is just a very literal translation of KZread
Hey Ryan, I really like your reaction Videos. It’s so interesting to see the differences between the US and Germany 😁 If you want to react to a another german City, I just found out that 6 years ago my town Ahaus uploaded a Video in English introducing our City. It’s called City of Ahaus - english Version Have a nice day 😊
Ryan, there are so many spoiled kids here, it is getting worse and worse. Please don't think our children are better. They are all the same😂 strong willed and hard to handle. We love them anyway😂❤
Around 7 minutes you said that Germans economy is booming, but it really isn't. Our economy is in a crisis for 5 years now and it does really not look good at the moment. (0.2 % prognosed growth in comparison to America that is already on the way to pre-crisis growth. Our schools, bridges and roads are rotting away. We don't have enough people, or at least we can see now that we will get massive problems in regard to workforce when all the boomers stop working. Thats why the idea of letting people work till mid 70s is now getting big in our conservative politics and everyone is always so freaking angry in this country. I feel like it will really go downhill from here on. And then there are a lot of people right now that want to vote for Snake-oil-Salesman because they give easy answers that the people want to hear, even when that party is pretty clearly standing for stuff that will hurt the people voting for them.
Dieser Deutschrap aids
"how much reinforcement do you need?" germans JA! greetings from germany XD
Yes, the pricing aka shrinkflation + inflation is getting mad/pervert. For example I used to get 250g Bake Rolls for 1,39€ but now it's 150g AND 1,89€ each pack. That's a +127% rise. Or my favorite's Chips packsize was 175g now it's shrinked to 150g. Or my favorite Salami-Brand was for 100g and 1,99€, now it's just 80g AND 2,49€-2,99€ The list can fills pages, so much BS nowadays. -_-
Ryan, you videos on Germany are excellent. They contain shock, surprise , information and humour. Great to watch mate. Keep it up. George Armstrong , Castle Douglas, Scotland
i live in Germany. those memes arent funny and just like the left can`t meme this is also true for 99% of Germans.
0:00 hahlah
This is definitely not a typical German house! 😂
Where is the joke? Thats my question too
Some background information for 0:58 "Die Maus": 01. May is "Day of work" -> german: "Tag der Arbeit" in germany. It is a holiday by law.
A little anecdote about my parents' house, which was shaken by a sudden and short earthquake in the 1990s: The roof, almost 200 tons of double concrete shingles, oak beams and insulation materials, flew vertically up some inches and fell perfectly back in place. Except a huge booming and shaking and of course terrified inhabitants, no damage happened to the structure🙂
It's one of the reasons why there's less home owners in Germany than in the US: Building is extremely costly and there's thousands of laws and normatives to be obeyed. A house is not just regarded a personal asset but also a part of public structure. That means that there has to be guaranteed safety, for the users as well as bypassers, traffic protection, environmental protection, and, as latest development, protection of climate from building to a prospective demolition. The laws have become so hard that building is nearly unaffordable for the majority of Germans.
the first rocket was invented by russians, not wernher von braun! the video you watched was spam. it's karl benz and not kai benz. what a joke
The Heute Show is a left wing propaganda show and they manipulate and lie and cut off information from the context to defame the opposition, especial the AFD party. These media are taking tax payer money and force them to pay, they receive from every household almost 20 Euro , and f you don't pay you will end up in jail. Almost all official Media is controlled and publish the same shit to control the population.
I had an accident, years ago and almost died and eventually lost my leg and all of the people from the village nearby where standing all around and gawking. I met one of these a few weeks later in the hospital and this woman said it to me, they where gossiping about me that they amputated my leg on site and crap like this. I was so upset and asked her if she had fun looking at me. I really despise this retarded villagers
"Freedom of the press"? The picture-guy isn't pess!! Here in Germany it isn't allowed to make photos of persons without any permission of these! And if the person(s) are dead - not at all! 😡
But I left an abo - being curious what else do you have....😉 Thanks for the video.... Greetings from Germany....🙋🏻♀️
Obviously you didn't get the tower joke - or didn't look closely enough - or south enough... 😄
I feel like I want to apologize for the WTC meme. We can be really coarse and ruthless round these parts…
Whats wrong with your beer guys? 😂 there are so many beers in gemany, for every taste 😊
7:45 I imagine it will be about the same, though I'm not in Germany. Our downstairs bathroom has a window, but the window is around 1m50 (5Ft) above the floor. With the height difference between outside and inside, that makes it 1m70 above the ground outside. Looking inside is, while not impossible, not something someone can do by accident. Our upstairs bathroom does have a window at around 1m20 (4Ft above the floor), but I imagine 4m above the ground does prevent people watching in No urinal here, but our house is around 30 years old, newer ones here in Belgium might have them, I don't know. 14:00 I really don't want to know what you do in your bed, cause if properly made, those wooden supports are pretty damn strong
Bergsteigermüsli von Seitenbacher. Seitenbacher Bergsteigermüsli.
Houses with concret are actualy less expensive
Do Not eat into the toilet, Party for the rats!
Oh i didnt know that the broken icemaschine at mcdonalds is a international thing 😂😂😂 same thing in gemany 😂
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