goalie or goalkeeper is both fine, call him "goaltender" and people will cringe to death in front of you xD

@jackabalas

10 күн бұрын

Just “keeper” or “the keeper” is the most common way an English speaking football fan, player, pundit etc would refer to someone between the sticks.

@nakazaki1254

10 күн бұрын

@@jackabalasyup keeper is fine too we also say it that way in the Netherlands “kieper”

@Skyl3t0n

9 күн бұрын

@@jackabalas pretty sure "keeper" is international

@joules_sw

9 күн бұрын

Gk

@bruhgamingnl1315

9 күн бұрын

@@nakazaki1254 Nou, zo spellen we het niet, hoor, doorgaans kieperen ze ook niet om

Passing the ball to the security guy because he wears a vest in the same color was a classic.

Him saying U E F A separately just bugs me out😂😂😂

An American calling football football and not soccer. Approved 👍🏻

Goalie / Goalkeeper both 100% ok , Goaltender....erm what??

@Aoderic

9 күн бұрын

Yea, Goaltender is from Hockey/Ice hockey.

I watched with the same amount of confusion as you Ryan. Without explanation, I had no idea what was going on half the time. Well done, that was a hard one to react to without much football knowledge!

@NikolaBulj

10 күн бұрын

Yeah, "why does this guy have a circle" I honestly dunno Ryan

Football Compilation Videos on KZread MUST have shitty music added to it.. thats been the rule since 2005!

Even without the music and "funny sounds" this wasn't the best video to pick! :D

"What am I looking at here?" is the real question Ryan. I feel like it fits to the video in its entirety.

5:36 looking for his name on the jersey was a joke, EVERYONE knows who Zlatan Ibrahimovic is...🤣

5:36 big player with ponytail os Zlatan, he was great player and is famous for being very confident and cocky. He played in USA for some time, chcleck out his interview on Jimmy Kimmel or compilation of funny moments, he is amazing

Respect to the little boy , he was so cute and sporty with the push-ups he did. Maybe he will become a good football player one day.💜👍

EM is now. Europeans from every qualified country visit germany where the tournament is placed this year. In ten Studiums around germany 24teams/nations fight for the title in 6groups of 4 teams. After this round, with points, the best teams advance into k.o. rounds Till reaching the final, taking place... certainly in Berlin.

16:41 those are medics so obviously they help injured in the middle of the game

@nielstintin

10 күн бұрын

it seems that no one was hurt, the medics were just lost

@oleksandrbyelyenko435

10 күн бұрын

@@nielstintin lol

@nielstintin

10 күн бұрын

​@@oleksandrbyelyenko435no seriously, they were lost, no one was injured on the pitch, and the ref didn't understand why they stopped playing, then he see the medics and understood.

@BorisEagle

9 күн бұрын

@@nielstintin I think the gals are looking to help someone from viewers, and they don't care about some boy's games in the grass, so they took a short path through the field.

Man, I really hope you react to the best goals/moments as well!

The guy at 8:45 was not a score keeper. He was indicating the number of the replaced player (red) and the replacing player (green). And I don't understand why he was granted the yellow card as a non-player.

@certified-haterr

9 күн бұрын

ive seen coaches get yellow cards if they yell at the referee or get too heated. it happens. idk what this guy couldve done wrong tho

@qetsiyah3652

5 күн бұрын

Could it be that maybe the player who left the field got the yellow card but was already off the field so the ref held the card up to the player's number on the board? Just a guess though, I don't know what actually happened.

@chillinbush

3 күн бұрын

Even manager can get cards, Xavi got a red card in the UCL match vs PSG where they lost 4-1 i think.

as an Evertonian, an american calling Jordan Pickford the best goalie made me smile :DD

The answer to Your question on the clip at 11:32 is "filming a foul" or "simulating a foul".

@mickypescatore9656

8 күн бұрын

Or "Schwalbe"!?

@ghodd2

4 күн бұрын

It's "diving" or "to (take a) dive"

If You want to know the affection with the game football You should see some moments with Mr. Kahn (Oliver Kahn) from Germany when he was playing.

@stuborn-complaining-german

9 күн бұрын

Yes, absolutely, the Titan! I liked when Khan was trying to cheer up a Japanese player after the game, but that one ran away from him and later said in an interview he was afraid Khan wanted to eat him... 🤣🤣

5:40😂 the context: Zlatan, one of the great players in the history of football.(swedish).says that to the opposing player (with some arrogance)...and the boy responds masterfully...(in the end they hug and laugh) : "You will be one of the Greats and I will be a stranger... but here we are playing/fighting and I don't know you"

Some of the jumps when you get hit or fall over is to make sure you don't get injured even worse so instead of hurting their foot more they jump or throw themselves abit.

3:33 I watched football for 7 years and never seen Klopps hair before 💀

5:45 That Is Zlatan Ibrahimović ... one of the top G's

13:50 Good control during that own goal :D

0:38 As we say in germany: "hanging on someone's coat-tail" 😂

I was at the game with the stretcher. They wanted to cut off a part to not walk all the way around but obviously no matter what part of the field the ball is in play, that isn't allowed. Saddest of all: it was for the team I root for 😅

A referee can give a card to anyone in or around the field that isn't a spectator. This includes the technical team, medics, waterboy, ball boys, other referees, Press, even Security. If what they are doing is clearly disruptive of the game. But it is more common that they simply command Match Officials to escort the person out of the field directly.

In the clip at 5:01 I think it was not really funny but very unusual that the same guy was attacking (closest to the enemy goal) and defending (closest to the friendly goal) within seconds and doing two roles almost at the same time this way.

Over the next month it's going to be crazy here in Europe. I'll start the confusion. May the best win and may it be Portugal 🇵🇹

@babybear9443

7 күн бұрын

As a member of the Tartan Army, I want Portugal to win too! Lol. Is that because of Ronaldo? Yes. Yes it is.

@linabmoniz

7 күн бұрын

@@babybear9443 It's just because I'm Portuguese and I'd like my country to win

4th ref: the scorekeeper 😂😂🤣

The electroswing 😅

The water bottle has a special head on it so it can be shared between the players without it going in all their mouths.

That "sobriety test" was a concussion test - the player must have got hit on the head. Goalkeeper good, goalie good, but goaltender? Nope.

Sometimes there are hidden actors in football who seem to have chosen football in their second life! ;) But I'm surprised, in the games I've seen at this year's European Championship, it's pretty decent football that's being played.

im no big soccerfan but thoose videos are allways funny ^^

How is the bird shitting in Ashley Youngs mouth not in this compilation. Its the funniest thing ever in football and a great shot😂

5:38 the tall guy (wearing black, with a goatee) is Zlatan Ibrahimovic; i believe he plays for Sweden; he's one of the famous ones.... i don't follow any kind of football, American, European or otherwise, and even i know his name....

@nightstriker5885

9 күн бұрын

well he dont plays for sweden anymore but he was swedens most number 1 fottball player and an legend

Hi Ryan hard to see what happens in a lot of clips if you don't know the sport. I wish America would join the sport more that takes place on every continent, you guys would do well! it is a superb sport for kids to get active with. Unlike other sports it takes athletes and will give school kids the exercise they need. love your stuff, keep showing the world what they are missing!

That video was so bad... Some where just normal collisions. A laugh tracks doesn't make a medic checking if a player has a concussion "funny"

@bettinaceciliasilveira5773

12 сағат бұрын

Exactly. there are funnier videos about footabll in KZread...

8:56 bro that's not score board, that's Tag Heuer substitution board ❤

1:05 the goalie didn't protect it but slapped the ball inwards. So auto goal. Hence the reaction of opposing team

Goalkeeper or goalie

7:28 The same team color to instinctively pass to :D 9:28 He tries to beg for a duspa, a free kick from 11 meters without a living wall... Except there's no one to trip him There are really many comical situations. But I was SURPRISED by you! You didn't say, you didn't even write SOCCER, you wrote football... For the sake of this video...

@ghodd2

4 күн бұрын

9:28 surely tried to do a backheelshot

5:46 He is a legend,he is Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

HIS NAME is Zlatan Ibrahimovic

I had seen "funny football moments" compilations which made whole family think i am crazy for laughing so loud of nothing. This one - i hadn't smiled once... idk if i am getting old, or it's just a bad video which was sent to you... apologies that you had to see this...

@DanDanDoe

5 күн бұрын

Yeah I didn’t really like this one either. I don’t really follow football, only eurocup and worldcup, and didn’t know what was going on half the time. Watching this reminded me why I don’t really follow other leagues.

The player you missed the name of was on the back of his shirt. Tsafack.

The player who was asked his name *looks* like Zlatan, one of the top players in the world, even I know despite having no whatsoever interest in football

“You can’t use your hand”. But technically it was part of a tackle, and it was *the opponent’s foot* that kicked the ball…

11:45 diving, and yes it’s considered bad

Zlatan is THE ALPHA

3:37 that's Luis Díaz, for whose don't know

Even though I can't stand soccer. I would rather watch it than the American version of rugby.

8:40 he's just standing while all his team is attacking

@damyr

10 күн бұрын

He was admiring the goal.

@peterjernebring5728

9 күн бұрын

I think you both missed what happened. When his teammate took the shot he pointed at his feet (and probably shouted too), suggesting passing him was the better option, not thinking the ball would go in. So the goalscorer shushed him.

I hear so many polish here 😆

COLO COLO IN VIDEO 🔥🔥🔥 🤍🖤

You look like Knux Hill

11:52 you mean diving?

More football videos 🔥🔥😊😊

The music is too loud

8:50 22-24 and you called him score keeper. i know youre not fimiliar with soccer/football but thats funny

05:45 - Do you mean Zlatan.

Sorry but it's David Walliams - not Williams. Have you seen any of the Scottish comedian Billy Connelly ?

I like to watch American reaction on football. They literally have not a single clue about anything that's going on the video

UEFA is pronounced as a word and not letters, like FIFA.....It pronounced U-Ay-Fa

pls more Football aye ^^^^

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Was the "anonymous" Scottish? If so, all my love for later - I'll support you Alba xx

If I see one more of those fucking Walkers ads...

To be a professional footballer, you have to be part actor.

@barriehull7076

9 күн бұрын

Tactical play acting.

You see its called football because you use your feet. Your football is our rugby

Germany just won 2:0 against Hungary, do you feel happy for Germany or are you on the side of your ancestors? Also I think you're one of my favorite channels, Greetings from Bavaria.

FCM mentioned🇩🇰 RAHHHH

Some are only funny because viewers are supposed to know the big superstars better than their next door neighbors or the politicians they vote for.

Really bad video to react to

You need to watch too the worst fouls.

If you thought that was funny, you should have watched the video of the German national team, who are currently quartered for the European Championships and are passing their free time with a lot of jokes. You find this video on the german youtube channel by DFB (Deutscher Fussballbund = german soccer association) videotitle -> Wie viele Versuche waren es? 👀🤔 | Die BTS-Bilder zum „Onetake“ 🤝😬 ( How many attempts were there? 👀🤔 | The BTS pictures of the "Onetake" 🤝😬 ) Her games was very funny.

You know Ryan, you say Uefa as a word! Not each letter individdually. Also you should wait with watching things like this because you don't enough about the game yet to possibly understand what's happening here. Think about that next time!

You really have to react to the "Kreisliga" edits. Its the worst, dirtiest and funniest football out there

And the player said ibrahimo*itch Instead of ibrahimovich

It's pronounced You-Hey-Fuh.

That original video was really not great. You kind of expect stupid music on a video like that, but those effects and laugh tracks were just awful. The selection of scenes was also pretty bad, definitely not the "funniest moments", some not even funny at all. You made the best of it.

As someone from Europe who isn’t at all into football, I can tell you that calling those clips “funny” is quite the stretch 😅

Euro >>>> world cup

The video is totally not for you xD you do not have the background

i think you need more context, you definitely missed almost 80% of this

Weird video. Not yours but the one you were reacting to is just weird with all that fake laughter at things that clearly aren't funny. I'm only 5 minutes in but am giving up to go watch one of your other videos.

This guy feels very slow picking up on things…

CLEATS !? Do you mean STUDS !? Not a " score keeper" ! That's the SUBSTITUTE BOARD he's holding up ! It shows the numbers of the outgoing and incoming players. " DOVE" !? It's DIVED !! Never call him a GOAL TENDER !!

@DanDanDoe

5 күн бұрын

He speaks American English, so cleats and dove are both correct and clear.

this must be the worst "funny" video i ever seen, like wtf?

I'd be suing the person who titled this 'funny'. Not your fault Ryan, this was just a really weak video to react to.

Don`t worry I don`t get why this video is supposed to be funny neither

people who send crap videos like that are crap themselves.

@ryan wuzer, you really hav no clue of what is happening on the pitch, do you ???

For someone who's job is just watching the video in front of them, you sure do a bad job at watching the video in front of you

There are funnier videos about football, this was just meh....

you found the most unfunny "funny" video I've ever seen

You "don't know much" about anything.

It's soccer, not football

@oleksandrbyelyenko435

10 күн бұрын

It's football 😂

@wormsblink2887

10 күн бұрын

In the majority of the world, it’s football

@paulinagabrys8874

10 күн бұрын

Real football⚽️

@Ace7-xc2rr

10 күн бұрын

mostly use your feet, so its football. nfl is handegg

@damyr

10 күн бұрын

No. It's calcio.

kzread.info/dash/bejne/lm2urZmFksbHdJc.htmlsi=pmwC6Jnd9BNwBiv4 30.000 scotish march "against" stadium, kkk