the luis suarez one is less about how his teeth look and more for the fact that he is famous for on THREE occations ahving BITTEN an opponent.

@37683769

3 ай бұрын

The Vampire from America 😅

@chsh1

3 ай бұрын

Talented attacking player a shark in the box

@diegodessy9700

3 ай бұрын

Chiellini in the 2014 wc, Ivanovic in a early 2010s Liverpool Chelsea and who else?

@damyr

3 ай бұрын

@@diegodessy9700 While he was playing for Ajax, he bitten a player from PSV.

@spleen8834

3 ай бұрын

El Cannibal!

3:29 there is no chant in the world that could make Zlatan insecure

@andreanecchi5930

3 ай бұрын

Insecurity is insecure when Zlatan is there

@Mise22

3 ай бұрын

Could almost say that Zlatan would make the chant insecure

@MaryRaine929

3 ай бұрын

@@andreanecchi5930 🤣🤣🤣

@MrsStef_85

3 ай бұрын

I chuckled at that too. Lol

@molnarcsani

3 ай бұрын

Yeah came here to say that, Zlatan and insecure are just mutually exclusive.

Zlatan is never insecure. Compared to Zlatan, even Christiano Ronaldo seems like a 15-year-old schoolgirl who meets her first crush.

@baptiste4438

3 ай бұрын

That is strangely accurate xD

@wykydytron

3 ай бұрын

I mean you can say it about everyone, Ronaldo is one of the least manliest people alive

@apaxtoa

3 ай бұрын

@@wykydytron Yeah but Zlatan was confident he was the best player in the world before stepping foot outside Sweden.

@istvangaluska

3 ай бұрын

favorite anecdote: when he went to the MLS, he got a jersey from LeBron James. He signed it for him and sent it back.

@philippprime6844

3 ай бұрын

@@istvangaluska I've got no Idea who Lebron James is (maybe president of MLS?) but sounds funny

"Zlatan, don't make him insecure..." yeah, no chance of that 😂

@adrianpallis4568

3 ай бұрын

true true

@nevalelapena

Ай бұрын

😭😭... Sign the Jersey and send back to LeBron....

They know the lyrics because they get sung every week and when a new chant is started it’s a few loud guys on the terraces who start it and everyone else gradually joins in. It also helps that the majority of chants follow just a few basic structures. Pretty much every club has a slightly different version of the same chants and they just get slightly different lyrics.

@adrianpallis4568

3 ай бұрын

In my times, tapes were recorded and handed around to all the fans, with lyrics and singing order,

The 20,000 empty seats song was being sung at my teams ground (Man United) and yes, stadium was full. They were singing about the team we were playing that day (Manchester City) who don't fill their own ground. It's a cross city rivalry song

@DonTom-qo6jz

3 ай бұрын

Okay, but for now Manchester is blue❤

@duffman18

2 ай бұрын

​@@DonTom-qo6jz there aren't even enough city fans in Manchester to fill their stadium even after winning a treble, which really says it all. At most, 1% of Manchester is blue.

@DonTom-qo6jz

2 ай бұрын

@@duffman18 i ment blue team ks better by results! Anyone know that manU has way bigger fan base

Was laughing out loud with your comment about Zlatan. Zlatan is famously arrogant and self confident. Also was an amazing player and I believe the whole arrogance act he did was mostly PR.

@diegodessy9700

3 ай бұрын

zlatan and the word insecure together is just an oxymoron

@damyr

3 ай бұрын

When he's bragging around, looking excessively arrogant, he's just trolling. He especially likes to troll journalists. He's a Balkan boy, after all.

@MaryRaine929

3 ай бұрын

😂 Laughed so hard on his parody character Zava on „Ted Lasso“.

@bulletvivace

3 ай бұрын

That comment made my night, Zlatan insecure. Had to check the comment before continuing the video.

@Captainumerica

3 ай бұрын

Zlatan is not arrogant. Arrogance is Zlatan.

Always makes me smile when Americans refer to their national sport as football, especially when you think that 99% of the game the ball is passed hand to hand. At least the rest of the world know that when we refer to football we are talking of a game played with a ball and feet.

@drcl7429

3 ай бұрын

99% of the game is getting in to position.

@rhodry81

3 ай бұрын

​@@drcl7429so positionball?

@drcl7429

3 ай бұрын

​@@rhodry81 Call it whatever you want. Not going to make it less tedious.

@e1123581321345589144

3 ай бұрын

that moment when you realize that thing isn't even a ball

@D3__

3 ай бұрын

Thats why I refer to it by shape. Eggball. That's it. Or to piss them off more, US Rugby

I remember as a teen I went to the US to a holiday camp as a counselor. One weekend I went with some English kids to a Baseball game (Nationals vs someone else, I can't remember). We were seated at the far end of the stadium, and were bored to death, so we ended up singing camp and football songs for funs. Had a lot of fun but people were definnitely weirded out by us. Best part is, there was only one player close to us (the guy that was meant to catch any long balls I guess). We knew nothing about him other than his name (Wilson), so we started singing to him, 'Wilson we love you' and the like. Time passes, teams switch roles, and he gets to bat. Dude scored a home run. We were over the moon, and even posted the newspaper clipping of his homerun on the counselors cabin. Way to go Wilson!

@ricardoxavier827

3 ай бұрын

Yes, we sing for spark the players confidence as well when we feel that the team needs an individual ispiration break on the game. We are an extension of the coach. We can love and can punish from the stadium seats.

@SNMG7664

3 ай бұрын

i now love wilson too

The thing you have to know is that when the fans ( especially the fans of a big club) start slagging off a player, that means that player is considered a threat, so a player knows he has made it when the fans have a go at him, unless of course it’s his own fans then he really needs to pull up his socks.😊

Dont make him (Zlatan) insecure must be the funniest sentence i've ever heard :D

Taking the piss out of people is how we say we like you in Europe. If I was being paid 250k dollars a week and people weren't chanting about my big ears I'd be livid.

@Mike-zx1kx

3 ай бұрын

🎵KyLEmenOS🎵 KyLEmenOS🎵 he writes a lot,🎶but he are a toss. You are welcome!

To put the Georgie Best comment in context, he is famous for saying... "“I spent a lot of money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.”"

@Isleofskye

3 ай бұрын

Also, being on the p.... is not joining him for a communal wee. lol

The Luis Suarez chant is a reference to the fact he bit players during matches

i woudnt worry about making zlatan insecure, when he arrived in la to play for la galaxy he took out a 2 page add in the newspaper that whas just blank and in the middle it said "you are welcome"

Getting pissed (drunk) with George Best, a football icon, he passed away in 2005.

I love the fact he's just searching players 😂❤

@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia

3 ай бұрын

I usually like Ryan's videos even though I don't particularly find him funny. But on this one I burst out laughing uncontrollably every time he googled a name. I'm absolutely not into sports and even I know who Zlatan is ! 😂

Those were only English fans, not even from any other European state. Calling it "European" is like showing American Football fans from "all America" while showing only those from Cuba. It's accurate but easily could be replaced with other word.

@oskng

3 ай бұрын

Bio ke i cak jedan hrvat 😂😂😂 onaj sto je primjetio da je obojan u kockice 😂😂

@marlonrvlogs

3 ай бұрын

What European state do you mean County 🤨 Europe doesn't have states but countries 🇪🇺🤨

@loicrose9916

3 ай бұрын

@@marlonrvlogs In many countries, including mine, state = country. We however do an exception when talking about some countries like the US, but otherwise it's the same. I'm French

@Northerner-NotADoctor

3 ай бұрын

@@marlonrvlogs W.R.O.N.G. - In my state (Poland) there are c.a. 10 countries (Pommerania, Sudovia, Red Ruthenia, Kuyavia, Mazovia, Silesia etc.). - In the state called Great Britain there are 3 countries (England, Wales, Scotland). - In the state called Czechia there are 2 (and a little of a third) countries (Bohemia, Moravia and a piece of Silesia). Wanna know more? That will cost you mana points.

@herrbonk3635

3 ай бұрын

@@marlonrvlogs We sure have states. For instance, the Swedish government is called _staten_ (the state) in Swedish.

Some clarifications: No they didn’t mean “mad United fans” Man is short for Manchester 7:23: go on the piss is a euphemism for getting drunk, George Best is a footballing Legend from decades back 8:49: they know the lyrics because one person starts it and everyone else joins in. Once you hear it once you just go with it.

People didn't understand the Ivory Coast born Toure brothers chant. Kolo was the first to play in England and was a defender, his younger brother YaYa came later and was the epitome of streamlined attacking midfielder (he could also play other positions) They were both great players but YaYa had already played for Barcelona, who at the time were considered by some as the best team in the world, so much was expected of him when he arrived. He never disappointed, scored some magnificent goals and made wonderful plays for others to score. The chant has specific gestures as you sing the different brothers names, even if you're on the platform of the train station.

@theshiftybloke4672

3 ай бұрын

Always loved the Toure chant and the brothers!

Need to watch "zlatan Ibrahimovic cocky moments" please. :D

As you were typing Mesut Özil’s name I was already laughing 😂

@Toffifay

3 ай бұрын

I almost cried tears when he had to get up and walk away

@Dreyno

3 ай бұрын

@@Toffifay Just as well you haven’t got eyes like Özil or you could’ve drowned.

@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia

3 ай бұрын

I've honestly never laughed that much on any of his previous videos. I couldn't breathe anymore when he left the room ! 😂🤣

this man just said ' dont make zlatan insecure ' you gonna have a lot a fun reacting to zlatan videos :D

⚽️Even as a non football/soccer fan like me, you cannot escape the magic of a stadium packed with happily singing men. 😆

@babybear9443

3 ай бұрын

And women thank you very much.

@MissTwoSetEncyclopedia

3 ай бұрын

When I was young I worked at a football/soccer stadium as a hostess (greeted people, checked their tickets, helped them find their seats, etc.). I'm absolutely not into sports but needed to pay the rent. It happened to be one of the best jobs I ever had ! The atmosphere was awesome, everybody was having a good time and after a few matches I knew all the chants by heart. I even cheered for the players even though I had no idea who they were and didn't even understand the rules ! 😂

The seagull chant can be used at any stadium near the coast. When you know the stadium capacity and the average attendance you can claim XXX empty seats. Suarez was well known for biting opponents, hence the teeth jibe.

@DapoOlasiyan

3 ай бұрын

Were they not playing Brighton? Whose nickname is “the seagulls”?

0:34 To form the mosaics, the club simply leaves a banner of one color on each seat, and the fan raises it at the beginning of the match.This stadium is Cam Nou, Barcelona.

You're just envious that football fans may have better poetry than cheerleaders. I like the ones where they take a hit on themselves in true British self irony spirit.

@claudiosanchez764

3 ай бұрын

Ha! The British are the only ones in Europe who kinda get it. Nothing like South American chants tho

@BenjaminVestergaard

3 ай бұрын

@@claudiosanchez764 well, they may be the ones easiest to understand.

@BenjaminVestergaard

3 ай бұрын

@@claudiosanchez764 the nordics and their clubs' fans are quite savage towards eachother as well... But of course if you don't understand the nordic languages, it may sound like the fans are yelling recipes of chocolate moose and meatballs at each other (muppets' Swedish chef style)

I loved the smirk after the joke at the beginning: "I didn't know Europeans watched football. I thought they only watched soccer." That was a great joke! Love it!

@SuperLeica1

3 күн бұрын

Oh, did he joke?

there are chants and songs (in Germany aswell) that are there for "generations", you join the fanclub you hear it a few times and it is stuck in your head. I grew up close to a fan club pub and each time the football team played they were singing songs on the streets and in the pub and you just got stuck with those songs .. I dtill know most of the words to one song and I haven´t lived in that village for 25years and am not a fan of football at all.

It's only England however. Other countries have outrageous chants too

@0Clewi0

3 ай бұрын

It's like spoon feeding americans or just a lazy cc that doesn't want to translate chants.

@claudiosanchez764

3 ай бұрын

I mean I respect the British, at least they try and make some funny shit up. But no one in Europe holds a candle to South American crowds. Specially Uruguayans and Argentinian ones, we are wild over here. There are some hilarious compilations that sadly no one translated yet. The other day I looked up some chants from Spain and was utterly disappointed, it's like we speak different languages

The chant about Suaraz was a reference to him having a habit of biting opposing players during matches in Engalnd.

@DapoOlasiyan

3 ай бұрын

He also does have buck teeth

@Dreyno

3 ай бұрын

One match in England. The others were against Italy at the WC and while he was at Ajax.

George Best was a legendary skilled player who later in his career slipped into alcoholism and became a legendary drinker and womanizer and died quite young.

It's played with a ball and you use your feet, so it's FOOTBALL.

Ha ha ha! Making Zlatan insecure. That's a great joke. 😀

This was just too funny to watch in the middle of the night! Please react to more of these if you can find more, or if someone suggests another one!

One thing, Zlatan and insecure dont go together 😂😂

11:11 It's the perfect way to silence the opponents fans by taking the piss out of themselves because they have nothing real to come with. It's often used by teams that usually win but have a few bad weeks to say that the smaller team is not special for defeating them.

Even at amateurs as low as mine was there were often a few teens or very old guys trying to make you insecure, and your direct opponent on the pitch of course. In football confidence makes all the difference, if you have such a day that even ball is against you and isn't cooperating at all, you have to make sure you don't let it affect you.

If there was one man in the world who would never be insecure, it's Zlatan my friend. 😂 Time to educate youself about this living legend! Who played in the USA aswell.

This one is better in youtube "FUNNIEST FOOTBALL CHANTS IN ENGLAND + lyrics"

On "Boys from the Black Stuff" an awesome Liverpool based TV series, Bernard Hill, playing a less than sane Yosser Hughes, face to face with Liverpool star and hard man, Graeme Souness (famous for his moustache) "You look like me!" Next week, from all his own Liverpool supporters, "You look like Yosser Hughes!"😁

Best reaction channel by far

The mention of Luis Suarez that his teeth are offside refers to an episode that occurred in the 2014 World Cup in which he bit an opponent during a game.

@mehallica666

3 ай бұрын

He did it on two other occasions.

in Europe we know the difference between humor, heckling, and person. Sometimes on the edge of what is considered decent. SOMETIMES! it's about reality, and then the verdict is as hard as granite. Meaning neither Zlatan nor the nose, it's on the soft side.

@Itsukazutrap

3 ай бұрын

Really staying on the edge with the Park one yeah lmao

OMG! You are freakin' hilarious! I rolled at your reactions. thanks for sharing!

Zlatan for sure is not insecure. When he played for LA galaxy he took a full page ad that said: you are welcome

We follow along with the leader and anticipate the words. We are very very good at that. I was singing along here. 😂😂😂

The song made to Park was by his own fans, it's an honor to get one assigned to you. He was loved by everyone when he played for us and still is.

4:10 - Luis Suarez was known for biting other players during the game! 👹

Football/"soccer" fields don't have a standard size or even proportion - there only are defined maximum/minimum lengths and widths, that's why fields from certain angles can appear very differently in size and proportion.

No one can make Zlatan insecure. He was once asked in an interview what he was buying his wife for Christmas and his reply was "She does not need anything, she has Zlatan.".

"The personal attacks have to stop guys." Why? They're the whole point!

I couldn't laugh more when he said "don't make him insecure" referring to Zlatan. 🤣🤣🤣

It’s Zlatan. If his nose was offside, the laws of the game would spontaneously change to make it onside.

2:20 the melodies are constant and all you need is one wise ass and a group of friends to start chanting. If people like it they join in

Those are usually cardboard pieces left on the seats before people get in. You lift the one left on your seat when the speaker tells you to. If it's the whole stadium, the club organized it. It it's on the ultras stand, they did it themselves.

"offside" is a special rule in association football - a bit too complicated for me to explain, but any goal scored while being in a offside position is invalid. So it is a play with words. (The rule says that feet, rump and *head* count for detecting an offside position. Ice hockey and Rugby have also rules regarding offside positions.)

To your first question, people is just holding the colored sheet they find under their seat

@marcv9144

3 ай бұрын

I've seen a comment from Ryan asking me for a discussion but now is gone. Spam or real?

I gotta say, the funniest part was when you were compelled to look their picture up.😂

@Ryan Luis Suarez has bitten other players multiple times. I think it's as much a reference to that as the formation of his teeth.

Kurt Kouma fans chant "That's how your cat feels " when he gets injured he got caught on video kicking his pet cat

That one was relatively tame. They didn’t even call anyone a pedophile.

Well, in fact, these are all fan chants from Greatbritain, not of any other European country. The Brits are quite infamous for them, their fan culture might be viewed as a bit aggressive at times. But they are also loyal to the core to their respective club or national team.

@DenUitvreter

3 ай бұрын

It this was a video about Germans, also famous for their sense of humour, too few would understand them. I think the self mockery, it's only 4-0, we loose every week, is rather typical of English people drinking for the many hours in the bus to an away game in just another a season that is going nowhere for them and in which they can't even score a goal for weeks to cheer them at least a bit up during a losing match.

@101steel4

3 ай бұрын

England

0:42 they place a paper in each seat to the fans raise it at the beginning of the match during the anthem usually. This is a home match so 90% of the crowd is from the same side.

I have watched a couple of American Football games at Wembley, they are very long without all the ad breaks and I can only assume everyone is asthmatic, after each play they need to rest and get their breath back?

02:21 don't you see the seagulls flying over the stadium? Definitely more seagulls than fans! 😂

The 20000 empty seats wasnt talking about the stadium they were in, that was old trafford which is usually packed. The fans were sunging abiut their rivals at the etihad who have a shockingly low attendance rate

0:46 some clubs leave out flags or pieces of card to hold up to create a pattern in the stadium

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS deseres a SUB! Greetings from Arctic Norway ✨✨✨✨🌟

For the first picture with the colour coordinated stadium: when you arrive to your seat or section, there will be a sheet of paper in a colour, and usually a flyer explaining when to hold it up or when to turn it if it's different colours on each side. If you want to see it on a smaller scale, Zürcher Südkurve of FC Zurich does a lot of those Choreos. How we know what to sing: if it's a new song there will be a flyer with the text and which melody it is for the first time it's done. And the Capo will chant it into a megaphone every time it's done.

i watch this video over and over again

0:40 they just rise up a prepared colored PAPER! (fangroups often prepare them before the game all over the selected seats and at around the start they have splitted their coordinators that animate the crowds to rise it up when they give the sign (or when you see all the others start rising theirs ... in case you just slept until kickoff :D) And: they are NOT installed by the football clubs themselves, but by their biggest fanclubs (of course in colaboration WITH the football clubs) its a GIFT OF SUPPORT AND LOVE and pride of the fans to their team!

Nice they have inspiration from opera like 'La Donna è Mobile (Rigoletto)' and classics like 'Whatever will be (Que Será, Será) - Doris Day'. Very cultured

Nothing cam make Zlatan insecure 😂😂😂

@DenUitvreter

3 ай бұрын

Ajax did make Zlatan insecure. But that was only part his process becoming a confident man.

"I tought they watch soccer" Them fighting words, mate..they throw you eggs, flour, sugar and make chocolatine out of you😂

How did they know the lyrics? How wouldn't they? I still know a bunch of chants by heart, and it's been over a decade since my footie passion faded away. Different melodies too lol

America grow a thicker skin.

That was just English fans! lol

Elephant man see John Merrick

Ryan, Ryan...it´s not european fans. Those were only English fans...

I’ve been told a journalist asked Zlatan when he got married what kind of wedding gift he would give his wife. The formulation of the question was “what will she get?” Zlatan answered “What she’ll get? Zlatan!” keyword: crotch area

the empty seats one is being sung in mam united's stadium about man city

Personal attacks in England are a form of bonding. It keeps everyone humble... something I have learnt is much less welcome in the USA. Basically, in England (Australia and New Zealand too); if you like someone you work with or have a friendly relationship, you make fun of them to keep them in check. This is done primarily at work but only because most of the time one is at work. But If they are not making fun of you to your face (taking the mikey); then they think you are an arse and you need to check yourself. Sticks and stones... No Harm no Foul

Football.. you are right, in Europe there is only One football!!

Zlatan is the opposite of insecure. There is absolutely nothing that would make him insecure. Got me thinking of his season in Los Angeles I think he made a great impression there. An interview with him at Jimmy Kimmel to give some background: kzread.info/dash/bejne/g2WIus1wisfPgag.htmlsi=LICOYuLyEmOu0nTZ And in his first game for LA Galaxy, the team was under with 0-3. Then Zlatan came onto the field, and started off with this goal: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fGVp2MiRodHdh9o.htmlsi=-s6Px4pxLTxLgFOF and later made another goal and LA Galaxy won with 4-3.

The chant about the empty seats are United home against City at Old Trafford. They are singing about City's home ground, the Etihad, which is never full. Replying to the City chant: "the City is ours".

In Football the local team is shown first in the score sheet. They are mocking the visiting team because they are losing by 4.

that's the first time ever I heard someone say about Zlatan "Don't make him insecure'. You clearly don't know him ;) Maybe react to his funniest interview moments. He is pure gold and a worldwide meme and legend

As a note, seagulls are the nickname for Brighton Hove Albion, I guess the song is using this to mock them for being rubbish

3:50 ye that was because he has a history of biting ... apparently he even went to a therapist over that

These are all ENGLISH football fans, not European ! The Seagulls is also the nickname for BRIGHTON and HOVE ALBION football team. Suarez was well known for BITING his opponents on the pitch ! MAN UTD is short for MANCHESTER UNITED. MAN CITY is short for MANCHESTER CITY. To GO ON THE PISS is to get very drunk.

It's so funny to see someone who clearly has no interest in sports or ever been to a stadium watching these videos.

im not english but i know that going on a piss means going on a beer. and Btw Ozil when he played was absolute beast just to add it :D he wasnt a big goal scorer he was a Creator with BIG C dude had vision and ability to pass out of this world in his prime and later on. One of my favorite playmakers of all time

All those offside chants are harsh but funny and of course all are or were some of the best players in the world.

In old times pre internet the supoorter club of my club sended Tapes out to all the supporters with which songs and in which order.

George best legendary player and drinker to go and get drunk get pressed on the piss, with the express intent of getting drunk

The Mesut Özil thing is no longer because the fishmen island was freed a while ago. I mean they are still in the reverie

Thats right , now u now they not fuckin around. 😂😂 Nice reaction

2:43 the chant was sung by man united at home to man city whose stadium is known for being empty

@Wishbone1977

3 ай бұрын

Keep in mind that an American is unlikely to have any ingrained knowledge of the fact that "Manchester" is frequently abbreviated to "Man" in various contexts (particularly football) in the UK.

Park was a Manchester United player from South Korea. "Scouse" is someone from Liverpool. United vs Liverpool is THE greatest game of the season in England. Those are the United supporters taking the piss out of Liverpoo.