"How incorrect am I pronouncing 'Heute' ?" Yes.

@em0_tion

6 ай бұрын

Hwite! 😂

@carroux4050

6 ай бұрын

Hehe exactly what I thought hehe

@kleinerfarmer1

6 ай бұрын

Well he got the "H" right, that's something I guess^^

@hansgunther5959

6 ай бұрын

I heard the: "Who What show".

@saschamasemann7696

4 ай бұрын

At least it's like pronounced like hoiteh. "Die Heute Show" means literally "the today show"

"eu" in german is pronounced as "oy". Also, vowels are never mute, so it would roughly be "Hoy-te Show"

@Chefmaks

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, very similar to the cockney "Oi!". ... "Oi! .. ropa"

@ololic

6 ай бұрын

I would go with Hoy-tuh show to get closer to the german e

@MrThomashorst

6 ай бұрын

@@ololic proabably better to spell it like Hoy-teh

@Denara1

6 ай бұрын

It's always funny when people try to teach him pronunciation rules. It doesn't help because he can neither memorise it nor is he able to apply it.

@faketheo3432

6 ай бұрын

like the "oi" in "Oil", "boil", "coil", "soil", etc.

In Germany, you clap for entertainment, and you knock for informative. So if you are in the audience of a TV show, you will clap to show your support, but if you are a student at university, you knock at the end of the lecture.

@piiinkDeluxe

6 ай бұрын

Oh, i didn't know that was the difference Thank you

@enigmas_karnivore28

6 ай бұрын

Der Genosse weiß Bescheid :3

@voyance4elle

6 ай бұрын

and in a very entertaining lecture we get confused and don't kno what to do :D

@piiinkDeluxe

6 ай бұрын

@@voyance4elle 🤣 yes!

@antariuswolfonso8035

6 ай бұрын

Who cares? another useless information

Me as a German debating with myself whether I should tell you the Heute Show is satire or let you believe these are our actual news🤔🤭

@sam-psonsmith9951

5 ай бұрын

doesn't really matter because either way nothing here was funny. 🤷‍♀

@willaries4182

4 ай бұрын

Er sagt doch selber, dass er davon ausgeht, dass das unsere "Daily Show" ist, was halt exakt der Fall ist und damit ist ihm auch klar, dass es Satire ist.

@roschue

23 күн бұрын

Die heute-show kam schon in mehreren seiner Videos und natürlich weiß er, dass das Satire ist.

I wanna give you a big advice on pronouncing German words. You often drop the last letters of a word in your pronunciation. French is notorious for that, but in German it is fairly uncommon to have letters that aren’t spoken out loud. At the very least when it comes to the ending of a word you are on the safe side if you pronounce all of it.

@kekitech

6 ай бұрын

He also tries to pronounce everything as fast as possible a lot but that's also not really a thing most of the time. But I think it may all be part of the show :)

@CM-ey7nq

6 ай бұрын

His brother Tyler is really progressing on his Norwegian pronounciation. Seems he just needed to let go of his initial fear of long, complex words (yeah, nothing compared to German, but basically the same issue), and things flow a little better :)

@Katzekoschi

6 ай бұрын

So german 😂

@herrbonk3635

6 ай бұрын

@@CM-ey7nq"His brother Tyler"??

@det999666

5 ай бұрын

I always tell my french colleagues: it’s payed for, so you may use them.

I am really afraid of what might happen if Trump becomes president again.

@michaelayling8855

6 ай бұрын

Can't be worse than Biden.

@xYonowaaru

6 ай бұрын

@@michaelayling8855 Of course it can and it absolutely would be.

@HerrFinster

6 ай бұрын

Unfortunatly you might substitute the "If" with a "when"...

@SlosII

6 ай бұрын

@@michaelayling8855 I'm sure you benefitted from at least one policy that came in under Biden. You benefitted from exactly 0 policies that came in under Trump. So no, it's not worse than Biden.

@bastian6625

6 ай бұрын

@@michaelayling8855 Are you nuts?

4:40 The idiom to take a page of someone's book is in the German original: "Eine Scheibe abschneiden", which translates literally to "cut off a slice". And the terrorists in Syria were known for their cutting actions..

@Silthurnix

6 ай бұрын

I thought it was generally all Muslims who were into cutting of slices of their own... Oil-pipeline.

@marvinkant5205

6 ай бұрын

​@@SilthurnixWhat?

@Silthurnix

6 ай бұрын

Their Muhammad Jr's.

@draculakickyourass

6 ай бұрын

Funny thing,in my language, romanian ,,scheibe'' pronounced the same,but written ,,șaibă” means the washer you put between screw and nut😄

@ruthfischer7615

6 ай бұрын

@@Silthurnix ... not really...

The show is the "heute show" - today show. You pronounce it like hoi-tae show. It's a really popular show, that airs every Friday and discusses the politics of the week in a humorous way.

@biggsdarklighter0473

6 ай бұрын

Almost happy he didn't call it the hay-te Show.

@jensb.5456

6 ай бұрын

"really popular".. no

@LorenzJahn

6 ай бұрын

Nah, it's just a woke show that hides their honest opinions behind "satire".

@jerryisgaming6571

6 ай бұрын

> discusses the politics of the week in a humorous way. Yeah, but you have to be careful to watch it right away. If you wait a couple of weeks you won't be able to distinguish yesterday's satire from tomorrow's reality. Same problem with the Postillion (our version of the Onion).

It's mainly university students who knock after a lecture.

Fun fact: Christian Ehring, the guy who played the supporter, is a comedian from Extra 3. He sometimes appears in the Heute Show. He is really funny.

@TheGuyWhoAskedW

6 ай бұрын

Well he's a far-left propagandist..

@Vickzq

6 ай бұрын

He is not a comedian. He is a _Systemclown._

@fleckenfurz77

18 күн бұрын

Nah, he is a propagandist for political correctness, wokeness and mental castration.

The moment you read the subtitles while speaking german and understand the people properly

It's amazing how different politics are conducted in the USA and Germany. By the way: die heute show (today's show) is a weekly satirical news program

@shadesmarerik4112

6 ай бұрын

what is so different?

@NaturalBornQuerdenker

6 ай бұрын

@@shadesmarerik4112: It's way more stupid in Germany. Brainwash at it's best. 🤪

@fjolnir3068

6 ай бұрын

@@shadesmarerik4112 First of all, the obvious difference Although Germany and the USA are both federal systems with democratic principles, they differ in their political systems: in the presidential system of the USA, the president has far more powers than the chancellor in the parliamentary system of the Federal Republic of Germany. Differences can also be seen with regard to the relationship between the three branches of the state (legislative, executive and judicial) and the importance of the parties in the respective system...but this is now becoming a bit too academic for a KZread comment There are diffrences in the voting System but i dont think that i can Tell much about voting in the usa it seem to be more compicate then it is in germany but as i said i dont know to much and i dont want to tell any nonsense.... The next big difference is how politicians in the two countries appear. In Germany, political debates are rather quiet and boring, while in the USA everything is colorful, almost like a festival. and politicians, especially Trump, also insult and ridicule their opponents. Keyword "Sleepy Joe" In Germany, politicians are ridiculed, but we have satirical series on tv that attack all parties. A candidate for chancellor wouldn't do something like that, it would seem childish in Germany. I could explain more but its Hard to write in english because my Phone changes every Wort to some german Word and i lost my nerves 10 Minuten ago😅

@Theerik4443

6 ай бұрын

@@fjolnir3068nah wie lang soll ein Kommentar werden Ja

@josephjanitorius797

6 ай бұрын

@@shadesmarerik4112 A few main differences: The German parliament usually has 5 to 7 political parties (to be in parliament, a political party must receive at least 5% of the vote). Most politicians are life-long politicians by profession, with most holding university degrees preparing them for a political career; having a non-politician (like Trump) run for a major office is rare. The voting day is Sunday and the polls close at 6 p.m., and the final results are usually known within a couple of hours at most (and, often, immediately). Politicians interact with each other more formally and respectfully (well, usually). When no party is a clear winner after an election, 2 or more parties form a coalition government, and sometimes that government consists of the two main riival parties. Compromise and solidarity usually prevail in the end; there seems to be a general understanding that a workable solution must be found where all partiies grit their teeth but nevertheless commit to an agreement.

germany, where nobody was surprised of him winning that election back then... we were, however, surprised to find out, that you guys were so surprised...

"Dumbass award" is not the correct translation of "vollpfosten" since the actual translation wouldnt make any sense in English. "vollpfosten" translates to something like "total pole". It's a german insult and basically compares the intellectual capacity of the insulted to that of a (wooden) pole. So now you know why the award looks the way it does. Its meant to resemble some kind of pole :)

7 years old but still gold. And here we go again! elections with the two old men from the retirement home 😂

To clear up the language jokes. The award is a pole as in German a total pole is an idiot and they said "the IS can cut of a slice of trumps teaching" "the IS does like cutting of slices"

@espneindanke9172

6 ай бұрын

Bei denen heißt der Verein ISIS und nicht IS.

@piiinkDeluxe

6 ай бұрын

IS is "ISIS" in English

@Ugly_German_Truths

4 ай бұрын

Not sure you can translate the "voll" as total... it's more "massive" pole as in not hollow. And it's derived from many comparisons of stupid people to masts or post like objects like fenceposts.

"Take a page out of that book" is "to cut a slice off" in German, the subtitles translated the first instance and not the second hence the pun is completely broken.

Wer kennt sie nicht, die Who What Show ^^

knocking is a way of showing respect for an event, like a presentation in uni class or a scientific public experiment. Also commonly used in high school after a presentation due to the "higher" level of education and class. In "cheaper" forms of entertainment like a show or a music festival it is common to applause as it is not commonly seen as "impressive" or unique. The decision wether to knock or to clap your hands is usually centered around of the level of education and etiquette, not as in Germans always knock while other people clap.

@crafterofdoom

6 ай бұрын

so knocking is basically being a snob

@VfB1893huff

5 ай бұрын

It is also a question of the circumstances. You can't knock if there is no table obviously. It's not always about the level of education or "higher class" or something "impressive". I've seen people knocking on the tables after a speech or a meeting of the local marching band or hiking club.

Then choose the right party, otherwise it may be the last time you vote.

4:50: In Germany, the idiom "eine Scheine von [etwas/jemand] abschneiden" means "cutting a slice off [something/someone]" and is the German version of "taking a page out of someones book". It's the pun on the IS chopping people off versus the idea of taking an idea from someone as cutting a slice from someone. 8:00: If you haven't noticed, after Welke accused him of being a Trump-Fanboy, Ehring suddenly had a blonde Trump-wig.

@ServantOfOdin

6 ай бұрын

@@WilhelmEley-lr4gl Who doesn't know?

Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

The "eu" in "Heute" is pronounced like the "oi" in "boiling"

@DieGurke_

6 ай бұрын

Did you just say Oi to an murican?

@neutronenstern.

6 ай бұрын

​@@DieGurke_oi oi oi

Yea, he was "leading the cavalry down Pennsylvania Ave" by going in the opposite direction to his troops and watching them do his bidding, while sitting comfortably in the White House. Nero 2.0 anyone?

„huh-what show“💀

Knocking versus clapping: You clap for an artist or politician etc. Knocking needs a table, which you usually have in university and this way you can show support while you still can hear the words that are spoken and the speaker does not get interrupted as much.

4:03 ALTERNATIVE facts, Ryan. 🤣🤣🤣

2:59 Most Germans saw the catastrophe coming, but seriously hoped the Americans won‘t fall for Trump‘s stupid lies. I was convinced, until the bitter end, that you guys won‘t elect him and I was really shocked when it happened. The second time will be even worse. He will devide your country for decades. Loved the video.❤ Thanks Ryan.

@flibflob2785

6 ай бұрын

I think for germans it was much easier to see early what Trump is about because we all learned in history books about this sort of character and how they operate

@johannjohannes8265

6 ай бұрын

TRUMP 2024 🇩🇪❤🇺🇸

@pallao3500

6 ай бұрын

@@johannjohannes8265 How to tell everyone you are a loser without telling them you are a loser.

@DaddyChronic

6 ай бұрын

Many people call Trump the “Best President of All Time.” The catastrophes emerged during Bidenomics.

@Attirbful

6 ай бұрын

at least he‘ll ruin American democracy for good… We Germans have been there. Now, I guess, Americans - not educated in history and whitewashing everything bad - will have to take that route for themselves…

It's hilarious how many people don't get that Ryan's intentionally mispronouncing German to play into his "dumb American" role. Or maybe it's just the obsessive German drive to correct people that overrides their better judgement? ;)

@Timbothruster-fh3cw

6 ай бұрын

They're very robotic in that way😂

@timbo3286

6 ай бұрын

@@Timbothruster-fh3cwSometimes we germans are indeed very robotic in that way. Einen schönen Tag mein Freund.

"Heute Show" is being pronounced "Hoit a show." And it translates to "Today Show". The name refers to the two most seen news in Germany, "Heute" (Today)and "Tagesschau" ("view the day"/"daily show)

@berlindude75

6 ай бұрын

"Tagesschau" = Review of the Day

@VfB1893huff

5 ай бұрын

Die Verbindung von heute SHOW zu TagesSCHAU fällt mir grad zum 1.Mal auf ...

That show is a satirical news show. Oh and the comment about the slice is a German saying in the likes of "You should take a slice of someone's behaviour", meaning you should take that someone as a role model for yourself and your own behaviour

well.. for the pronounciation question in the beginning: the "heute" part of "heuteshow" (the "eu" in there specifically), is kinda more pronounced like "Hoite" there (like as if you would say the "eu" part out as if it was "oi", you at very least are going to get close to do so, same counts for many similar "eu" containing words, where the "eu" ain't a result of two words having been basically smashed together)

Exactly, as you said in the end, it is a comedy show like the Daily Show in the U.S. The foreign correspondent in Washington is played by Christian Ehring who has his own comedy show "Extra 3". Note that Germans have no problem with the f-word. "Vollpfosten" (literally a (wooden) post, what the moderator is holding in his hands) is a very dumb person.

Would you ever want to learn the German language? I am currently, on my B1 levels, and it's one of the best things I've ever pursued. Like you, I love Germany and the culture and I want to move there someday. :)

I feel like people don’t understand that this is satire, it’s not an actual news show.

type "the netherlands second" in your searchbar. you will die laughing

It is unsettling to see, that we had more information about that ... person ... than the ppl in the US.

8:33 "Another Season of this..." Seasons have a feature, that Trump does not have. The come AND they GO.

The knocking is only in university or maybe an office meeting

“Heute” (today) is the name of the news program on a (public) German television station. The “Heute Show” (same station) then turns the news into satire.

The German "-eu" is prounounced similarily to the Englisch "-oi" btw

@rainerzufall42

6 ай бұрын

... or "-oy"!

the "who what" show? Danm, that killed me :P

Fun fact, his grandfather was born in a town near to Mannheim in Kallstadt /Germany, just 3 villages nearby my hometown....and I am not really proud of it.

@Creepypastaobsessed

4 ай бұрын

Was in Mannheim 😭

@we73

4 ай бұрын

@@Creepypastaobsessed Ja...nicht gewußt?

@Creepypastaobsessed

4 ай бұрын

@@we73 nö aber ich leb seid 13 Jahren in Mannheim 😭

Heute show = today show

Wow, the man would have a great career at fox news 😂

The "Heute Show" is the "today show" - it sum up the political week in a satiric way

That refugee bit aged like milk, huh?

The "eu" is pronounced a bit like 'oi' or 'oy', and there are no (or nearly to zero) silent letters in Standard German. "Heute" means today and is also the title of the daily news broadcast of the ZDF channel. The clip is from the New Years' Eve edition with their yearly award ceremony. The awards are called "Vollpfosten" (lit. "full post" / "full pole", but the meaning is "dumbass") and are designed like a bollard. 4:45 "take a page from his book" is a translation for the German idiom "eine Scheibe abschneiden" = cutting a slice (from a sausage).

The translation would be the "today" show.

Ryan, pronounce Heute like Hoyta. So relieved to know that you aren't a MAGA, not that I ever imagined someone with your sensibilities would be.

Heyyyy ty for the video! It reminded me of something and I want to tell you about it! To me - the funniest thing Trump ever said was: That Austria is a "forest city" and has "explosiv trees" If you havnt seen or heard about it - pls look into it 😂 And maybe consider a video about it (if u havnt yet) - I will never stop laughing about this (i am austrian... and i see myself as an elf in forest city from now on thanks to trump x'D) If u didnt heard his speech - its here on yt: "forest cities in europe, in austria they live in the forest" And one of our mayor that time, answered with this video youtube: "Donald Trump greetings from Birgit Hebein and the forest cities" this topic went extremly viral over here 😂 There were so many memes like: - our rockets are christmas trees shot into space - different pince cores act as "austrian grenades" - austrians hiding in the bushes xD and beeing all hairy - beware the explosiv trees (fake videos of one exploding) - we even photoshopped our politician as an elf (thandruil style) there is a lot more xD I hope my comment made you smile and i hope u hav a great day! Greetings from Austria!

All of your attempts to pronounce Heute Show have been really far off, mate 😂😂

HOY-TUH. Even by accident the fact you didn't get that one is amazing lol.

Keep in mind that this os satire and not real news. But they say the things how they need to be said.

the German sentences "to cut of a slice of something" means literaly "one can take a leaf out of his book

Christian Ehring is from your Favourite Extra3 TV -Show... He,and Oliver Welke are some kind of funny...😜

You should take part in a German course.

Heute show is pronounced like "Hoyteh"

Yeah, we did hate him first. AND our hate wasn't superficial. 🤣

"Heute" show is a weekly show... Friday evening. They are doing great comedy, a lot of those short clips regarding stuff from the news. "Heute" means "today" in English Very nice that you found that ^^

eu is pronounced like the oy in „toy“. So it‘s hoy-teh (the second syllable is like the te sound in waited if you pronounce it like a British person - so with a real t, not as if it‘s „waded“)

„How incorrectly am I pronouncing the shows name“ Literally everyone:“Yes“ Also: „Eine Scheibe von abschneiden“ (to cut a slice from something or someone) is a german phrase used for someone that likes a certain behavior or action from someone else, like the islamists want to cut a slice from trump’s behavior regarding his waterboarding attitude, which is when welke said „Yeah, the islamists enjoy cutting slices from someone (meaning it LITERALLY, cutting finger from thieves and beheading prisoners or hostages)“ so welke basocly plyed with words

I can`t believe such a great nation, so many people .... and the choice only between these two old men?

Cutting a slice off= taking someone as a model to improve oneself

I highly recommend that you watch "America first - Netherlands second" from the show Lubach XD

0:30 None of your attempts was close, but it isn't that difficult if you know two things: 1. In German words, eu is almost always spoken as a diphtong, the same that in English is written as oi or oy (e.g. boiler, toy, etc). 2. German ending e is never silent, it is spoken as a short e sound like e.g. in "bet".

Another round trump, well it'll be truly NORTH America.

6:22 yeah, that's the reason :D to less weapons..... I mean, in germany there where 38 terror attacks in the last 120 years (all listed in wikipedia germany) .... and the US had how many? must be way less with all the weapons.... hm.... oh well, above 600 a year?!

the "heute show" is a parodie, a political comedy show ! the missing word at the beginning is "Vollpfosten" means "fence pole" and is a medium rude word for "idiot". Nocking instead of clapping is the ususal way of applause in Universities

Reminds me of how much Donald Trump is hated in the UK, to the point so many people protested for him to not be allowed in the UK, and there was a giant balloon of Donald as a baby in a nappy.

@parryhotter3138

6 ай бұрын

and then u guys voted for brexit and boris johnson... ;)

@martinfiedler4317

6 ай бұрын

@@MartKart8 Just like in the US. Some voted for Trump, some against, some not at all. But Trump had not had any effect on the US like Brexit on the UK...

@kato1224

6 ай бұрын

I doubt that and by the way we don't care what you think.

@MartKart8

6 ай бұрын

@@parryhotter3138 I never mentioned I voted you assumed I voted, or did I?

Fun fact: Trumps famely has german roots. Ther is evan a dokumentation about his famely and how they got to the US and became rich.

"May you live in interesting times!" is a Chinese curse

The show is called the "Heute Show" translated "The Today's show" and it is pure satire. You didn't recognize it?

What is funny with the Trump imitation in German at the end is that it makes me remember The Dictator with Chaplin. Or another dictator, at your option.

Heute (Today) Eu is pronounced like oy = Hoy-teh

I could not imagine that the word Heute could be butchered in such a way.

Yey! More heute show! 🎉

This is a satire of "heute", news in ZDF, so not news-show.

The best years (four) are yet to come ... 🤔😬

You are wearing the coulor of theTV Staion of the Heute Show

@blatterrascheln2267

6 ай бұрын

Sendung mit der Maus 😅

None of that pronunciations of „Heute“ was even close 😅

pronounce it: Hoytuh show...then you're pretty close. ^^ It means Today Show...btw.

ei, au, äu and eu - less commonly used ai, oi and ui are in German diphtongs. English also has diphthongs. The German diphtong eu is the English oy like boy.

Don't skip an E at the end of a German word! Just saw another video where Americans skipped the E at the end of Italian words. That's also wrong. HeutE. DunklE MateriE. CalzonE.

"to take a leaf out of s.o book" means "eine scheibe abschneiden" in german. "schneiden" means to cut, "scheibe" is a slice

heute prounounced in English kinda like hoy-ta

Don't forget to pronounce the e at the end of 'heute'. We pronounce most letters in every word and definitely the last letter if it is a vowel, even an e. The last e in 'heute' is pronounced like the e in 'the' if it is not stressed. So, the normal 'the', not the /thee/ 'the'💁🏽‍♀️😊

Love it, how he tried to say Heute-Show. XD Try Ho-i-te Show Or just say Today-Show... thats how it translated. The german phrase "To cut a slice from it", is equal to the english "Take a Page from that Book" So he just said: Even the IS could cut a slice of it - and the return was: Yea, they like to do that...

Eine Scheibe abschneiden is A german phrase. Means cut down a slice of something like from bread or from a Roast pork. It means he could look at someone an overtake the behavior of this person. Normally it's used if there is a Coward to cut a slice of hero for example

Heute... The "eu" spoken like "oi" in "Oink" (Think you say that for sound of pigs.) Heute means "today". There is a news-show called "heute", but the "heute-show" is comedy.

Nonono, not 7 years ago; this is actually a show from last week.

Yeah, Trump was HUGELY unpopular in Germany, worst approval rating of any US president in history, by a huge margin.

@johannjohannes8265

6 ай бұрын

Who cares?

@Arsenic71

6 ай бұрын

@@johannjohannes8265 You obviously care enough to ask a pointless question 🤣

all your pronounciations of " heute" are hilariously wrong, but in a good way.

@alansmith4748

6 ай бұрын

I agree. So many people here trying to correct his pronunciation. He's not a student of the German language. It doesn't matter

@rainerzufall42

6 ай бұрын

@@alansmith4748 Actually he is studying the German language. Have you seen his videos about the German language? He's doing quite fine...

@alansmith4748

6 ай бұрын

@@rainerzufall42 He's commentating on German language videos and attempting German language quizzes for his youtube channel but he's not really making a serious attempt to study the German language

@rainerzufall42

6 ай бұрын

@@alansmith4748 He's not doing German studies or so, but I just recently watched him doing some German language exercises (like a German course)...

@alansmith4748

6 ай бұрын

@@rainerzufall42 Ja, ich hab dasselbe Video geguckt

"HOITE SHOW" And don't even dare to regard the ending E as SILENT!! 😂 "That makes the dog go crazy in the pan"

@thorstenjaspert9394

6 ай бұрын

I agree. German e is never silent. In the often spoken more as an äh Ire weak e pronounced, the schwa sound.

eu in german is an oi or oy sound in english i think.

"Eine Scheibe abschneiden" means to take an example of something

4:52 It basically means "taking a leaf out of someones book" (it's an expression)

09:17 "I'm going to react to more of this show, the Whuat Show, ... this is like your Daily Show, right? This is kinda the equivalent of the Daily Show over there in Germany"

Yeah it’s basically the daily show (the Jon Stewart version) but it’s coming weekly and the closest you could come to pronouncing it in eglish would be: The Hoita Show

4:44 IS is short for Islamic State. I always thought ISIS means the Islamic State in Syria and ISIL being the Islamic State in Lybia, but that's not completely true according to Wikipedia the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL; /ˈaɪsɪl/), as well as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (ISIS) are the abbreviations. Daesh is also used in the English language, I think. But if you're not familiar with IS you have most likely heard of ISIS instead.