“Tell that to your floating vampire Jesus” is just pure gold

@SuperGreatSphinx

11 ай бұрын

KING Jesus

@forgesoulfire1320

8 ай бұрын

Half expected her to "Reach out and touch faith"😊

@retrowolf6482

8 ай бұрын

@@forgesoulfire1320 In before it becomes a meme edit

@zackpeacekiller243

7 ай бұрын

Saulot? Is that you?

@ItachiUchiha-qd9mi

2 ай бұрын

She - U can't do this sub - U got booties 😂

They cut out the part where Trevor knees Alucard in the 🥜 and Alucard just looks at him and says “Please. This isn’t a bar fight. Have some class.” And Trevor goes flying across the room.

@keithadams7619

6 ай бұрын

But not before he butts him Glaswegian style.

@remnantzeelurker

Ай бұрын

​@@keithadams7619I'm aware that this is random but.. hello random absol enjoyer on the Internet! Lol

@joseflores199506

Ай бұрын

I remember that

@naxon9632

13 сағат бұрын

What I love about that scene is that in the first episode Trevor got kicked in the 🥜 in a bar fight (we come full circle)

To anyone wondering, Alucard goads him just to size him up in real combat and confirm his identity. He's checking the goods before bringing him to face Dracula.

@cendresaphoenix1974

8 ай бұрын

It's even more awkward because alucard is literally the only reason everyone is still alive

@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy

7 ай бұрын

I thought Alucard was Dracula??? That they were supposed to be the same person.

@bigbrain6452

7 ай бұрын

​. This is castlevania, not hellsing

@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy

7 ай бұрын

@@bigbrain6452 I guess it's only hellsing then.

@TheArmyduck23

7 ай бұрын

​@@East_Coast_Toasty_Boy Son of Dracula in this show. Anti-Dracula

"stone the fuck up" kills me every time 😆

@TheSuperSpud

9 ай бұрын

I think he says stand lol You can’t hear bcs of the whip sounds

@thedirector9580

7 ай бұрын

@@TheSuperSpudI like stone the fxck up better lol like calling him a coward

@kiteflying9317

4 ай бұрын

Yea, it is 'stand the f up'

@Vergil512

3 ай бұрын

He clearly says "stand". How does one "stone tf up?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@user-qg8rj7ck1q

3 ай бұрын

You stoleee my comments I was about comment this grrrrr 😂

I dont think ive ever heard any other vampire in the series hiss and growl like Alucard, i think he just kinda likes doing that.

@mikediz97

7 ай бұрын

Nah there’s quite a few that have

@TheArmyduck23

7 ай бұрын

His shape shifting form is a wolf. That explains the growl

@BatttleBun

3 ай бұрын

@@TheArmyduck23Um actually thats his fursona ☝️🤓

@TheArmyduck23

3 ай бұрын

@@BatttleBun 😄

@georgyekimov4577

3 ай бұрын

you sound like a cow farting

Damn, i thought i would never see a fight between a shirtless hair blonde man and a alcoholic vampire killer,and yet here i am...

@AnimeShort...

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ZAND4TSU

Жыл бұрын

@@AnimeShort... :)

The start of a beatiful friendship

My favorite part of this fight is that Alucard knows he is struggling against the whip, so he disarms Trevor. And when Trevor swaps to his short sword Alucard's confidence in the battle shoots through the roof. It's like he's saying, "Oh, you wish to go blade to blade, Belmont?" with his body language when he takes that stance he does, and the momentum of the fight immediately switches into Alucards extreme favor. The sword is Alucards specialty and it shows with his subtle but extremely lethal combos he throws at Trevor, and his abilities compliment swordplay perfectly too. It's great

@chunkblaster

10 күн бұрын

Belmont still got the W

@paradoxington

10 күн бұрын

@@chunkblaster true L vampire man W stinky man

“Nothing but insults…a tired little….” ***WHIP WHACK***

I love how Alucard is ranting about his disbelief that Trevor is a Belemont, then gets freaking whipped dead on in the chest! Edit: Holy hell, 1k likes! Thank you so much kind strangers!

@nathanbrown7906

9 ай бұрын

He quickly stopped arguing

@Neoansho

9 ай бұрын

@@nathanbrown7906 Oh yeah, and actually started taking the fight a bit more seriously! Lmao the thought of it

@nathanbrown7906

9 ай бұрын

@@Neoansho alucard was excepting to fight some random drunk, not a trained vampire hunter, he quickly adjusted his expectations.

@Neoansho

9 ай бұрын

@nathanbrown7906 And then after whooping Trevor's butt and about to "kill?", and seeing that Trevor was willing to die if that meant killing him. So after seeing that, and a death threat from Sypha for good measure, he was willing to join forces with him.

@EllesGhost13

7 ай бұрын

​@@nathanbrown7906not really, he was expecting them, had to make sure it was the right people

"Do you think you can?!!" Alucard said calmly

0:24 « Belmont you got booties » instead of « Belmont you can’t do this » had me dead lmao

@kliperx

2 ай бұрын

I'm glad not only i noticed

@neyro0101

2 ай бұрын

Ahhaah

Vampire jesus always kills me😂

That hiss from Alucard = That fucking hurt

@1337penguinman

3 ай бұрын

That's the Vampire Killer whip. Specially designed to hurt the undead.

@briantaylor9285

Ай бұрын

"Good thing I'm HALF vampire." 😖

Who voices Alucard? Theyd be a good Simon Templeman replacement if they ever did a legacy of Kain reboot.

@mmgringoire2

8 ай бұрын

James Callis. He was Gaius Baulter in Battlestar Galactica

@wargaming67

7 ай бұрын

​@@mmgringoire2Then the Jesus comparison fits even better lol

"This isn't a bar fight, have some class"

@brianheath959

2 ай бұрын

Trevor: *immediate headbutt*

lol "booties."

@MegaLozenge

7 ай бұрын

"Am I going to have to queue." God these subtitles are so funny I had to rewatch them.

@ea5yliver

6 ай бұрын

YU CAHN BOOTIES

I don't know why but the first hit with the wip cracked me up

Vampire Jesus here , that got me

The subtitles are fairly off. A lot of shorts have them wrong. I wish short creators would get them right some of the time.

@m.s.5370

5 ай бұрын

That's probably because they're too lazy to do the subtitles themselves and instead just have a speech-to-text-AI do them. That's why, especially when the characters are talking fast, or mumbling a little, or speaking in an accent, the subs tend to get a little funky because the AI can't keep up

Everything about this show is amazing. It has to be the best video game related show ever.

That whip would have made Issac shiver 💀

@SMandz

2 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOO YOU MAD FOR THIS 😂😂😂😂

He came to a draw with his whip. He would definitely win after finding back his chain

@khotunkhan3950

29 күн бұрын

If Adrien wasn't holding back

if belmont vs trevor, whos fighting alucard?

@samreddig8819

9 ай бұрын

That's only in the reboot games. Original continuity the Belmonts had no relation to alucard.

@czowiek9625

7 ай бұрын

Belmont vs Trevor is how Trevor led his life

So, the real question. Alucard's saber here... or Sephiroth's Masamune?

@mudyao

9 ай бұрын

Both

@NyJoanzy

8 ай бұрын

That's not a saber, that's just a really long arming sword.

@marseldagistani1989

8 ай бұрын

​@@NyJoanzylong and thin arming sword that could be mistaken for a Spadroon with a crossguard

@T-verseTrevor

8 ай бұрын

​@@marseldagistani1989 Nah, I'd say it's more of an estoc.

@ToadegatheNerd

8 ай бұрын

Alucards sword wins it is blessed with ancient magic and he can power it up and also control it telekinetically

Trevor clapping Alucard is so satisfying. Y'all can't tell me Trevor isn't one of the strongest Belmonts to ever exist

@eatmyphatphuckingass

3 ай бұрын

alucard let him lol

@corrat4866

3 ай бұрын

He's de facto the weakest too. It just means that he's the hardest mf out of every Belmont who lived.

@notbothered5542

2 ай бұрын

Clapping is an exaggeration, alucard was holding back

@TLACY606

Ай бұрын

It was a draw. Trevor is out of practice, as he stated earlier in the series. Also Alucard is holding back. He knows that he needed Trevor and Sypha to stop his Dad.

I imagine they did this yearly after their adventure just to show the kids and to let off some steam unless Trevor wasn’t already dead for pissing off his red head.

Are these autogenerated subtitles?

@Link9058

2 ай бұрын

Yeah. These low effort content channels always use them

Hearing the name alucard reminds me i need to finish symphony of the night.

@morgan4574

6 ай бұрын

It's worth it. There's 3 different endings too. I play through every October!

@JACKED_LOBSTER1

6 ай бұрын

@@morgan4574 3?? Damn I got 2 of them then I think.

Trevor was so dirty in his fighting that he tried to crotch shot that whip strike. Based on the wound seen on alucards torso near his belt line. 😂

Vampire Jesus? That's new. 😂

"Belmoth you can booties???"😂😂😂😂

Best animated series ever

The fact the whip actually grinds against a magical sword like it's steel on steel is pretty wicked. Not to mention it's deceptively long and versatile.

One of my favorite lines is when someone tells a hissing vampire to sgut up and asks if hes a cat.

_...and they become best friends..._ 🦇...

Belmont do got them booties

"Trevor! You can booties!" - subtitles Sypha

When belmont uses the whip he owns the room

Trevor was easily the most skilled weve seen. Obviously Richtor is the strongest but Trevor has knowledge and years on him. I just love the show

2 gigachads about to throw hands: Sypha: BELMONT YOU GOT BOOTIES 🗣🔥🔥🔥

Everytime i dont want to watch this i come across a clip of these two and i go 'i should give this show a watch!' But i never do..

Alucard lost 1/4 of his healthbar from that crack.

Idk how we went from this to whatever the new show is. Like dont get me wrong, it had its moments but trevor is just amazing and this show really out did itself

I would indeed call Alucard Jesus if I saw him in person too 😭 . I’m the ultimate glazer

Ive based part my current character in my D&D campaign on this Alucard. His general personality is similar but when i go into rage mode he turns into Hellsing Alucard.

I immediately thought it was the alucard form hellsing

Alucard is a skilled warrior vampire. Mastery of the sword. Not like some savage vampire. Belmont is a skilled vampire warrior. However. He does not have super human strength. He is a human. Alucard has super strength, speed and agility and a warrior mind. Which is very deadly opponent.

"Do you think you can?!!" Alucard said calmy

to your floating Vampire J messiah what?

Bro the tingling were caught unaware the the whip hit him😂

You know I imagine dialogue for a parody of this and Trevor talking to TFS Alucard is hilarious

Alucard❤❤❤. Great show

Misunderstanding lead to this but sypha intervened now they stop pointles fighting to unite to stop draculas menace

@MichaelisBLee

7 ай бұрын

Alucard was never going to kill him. He was testing Belmont's resolve to see this through.

Alucard: Let's find out. Sypha: Belmond you can't do this Alucard (subtitle): Let's find out. Sypha (subtitle): Belmond you got booties 😆

This is so much like Dracula's Curse. Indeed.

Trevor and Sypha: Fighting demons Meanwhile Alucard: 💀

Floating vampire Jesus

Imagine if he had the morning star

Sypha: Belmont you can't do this! Subtitle: Belmont you got booties!

@Essex121514

2 ай бұрын

The subtitle was her inner thoughts.

This has been on my watch list for a while now. I have been procrastinating on watching it. Why does Trevor sound like Forrest Gump? I noticed that with another clip.

Trev don't fuck around with the chit chat

Trevor is the definition of on sight.

Imagine if trevor had the morning star

"Belmont you cant booties" is the best focking line 😂

This is me at 41 fighting my 2 year old to get ready for bed.

Meanwhile in Lords of Shadow 2 they are same person

Do you think you can. If you'r rly a belmont and Not some runt running arround with the Familie crest, you might be able to Lets find out I LOVE THIS LINE

Subtitles are cursed💀

The whole thing with those two twins was odd

"Belmont you cant booties"

@Caoimhin93

8 ай бұрын

You caught that too? 😂

TF are these subtitles lmao

BOOTIS TO!

The captions are drunk as hell

Stop using automated subtitles in your editing process! Why do all shorts do this??

Stand the fick up 😮 awesoooome

Not bad but your textwork could use a little improvement & spelling correction.

Games Trevor wouldn't even sweat

I don’t watch this show but I think their problems would be fully solved if they just made out sloppy style

Alucard was so cool (except for season 3)

@sarahno4748

9 ай бұрын

He was a very sad man even before being abandoned and then betrayed so... not his fault really.

@rupeshbhangare3446

9 ай бұрын

That was his arc in s3 before recovering in s4

@themadmanescaped1

9 ай бұрын

Alucard was always cool wtf do you mean?

@czowiek9625

7 ай бұрын

if you don't like him at his season 3 you don't deserve him at his 1, 2 and 4

@Maniacman2030

7 ай бұрын

To be fair, he was having a hard time adjusting after Trevor and Sypha left. Then two escaped child assassins asked for his tutelage. He tried to warn them about the busted tech and magic, but they got impatient. Then they ultimately betrayed him using sex and magic they found in his castle and he had to kill them with his magic sword. As far as how much he went through, it was understandable why he impaled their bodies outside of the castle as a warning. It wasn't that he was "uncool", it's that he was lonely and fell for the false companionship. I wondered how he was going to get out of it and was pleasantly surprised.

Belmont you got booties is crazy

smash. Next question

Why is alucard so hot?

Me watching this thinking why didn't he teleport behind him

Gamer 20 shots in vs twilight fan

What's the name

MAY BE A DUMB QUESTION; Would Trevor have beaten him if he had the Morningstar?

Belmont u got booties

I family honour is not important one own honour is more honourable. What if you family is serial killer you want carry that name

Can’t ya’ll take the time to actually put correct subtitles, or just not put subs at all?

Subtitles are fucked

I dont know why but something about a human hitting a vampire with a belt just seems racist xD

Wtf are these subtitles💀

Castlevania

Dude would have violated him, if he wasn't a diplomatic vampire

Much much more mature content compared to new cheesy castlevania series.... why alter and ruin sth so successfull

no u cant do, i beated death to shizz xD

Aight haven't seen the anime but that lady is annoying

Alucard held a lot back here. People always claim Richter is the strongest Belmont. But even Richter couldn't scratch Alucard unless he wanted him to. Alucard for all intents and purposes, is the absolute strongest power in all of canon CV

What a horrible mouth movements and va