The Rollie is the worst fleshlight I have ever bought.

@bearleesurviving4552

7 жыл бұрын

ouch....

@nerys71

7 жыл бұрын

depends. on or off :-)

@cyranthus

7 жыл бұрын

Either!? XD

@xuliaxis

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah? I was thinking about buying it because I wanted something that could heat itself quickly but I guess I'll pass...

@makarabaduk1754

7 жыл бұрын

Just don't set it to "scramble"

The day Food Network brings back a new season of Good Eats will be the happiest day of my life

@Greshgore

8 жыл бұрын

I know he could have easily gotten a new season just out of all the times he said "but that's another show" love Alton and Good Eats. In a minor way he/it taught me how to cook

@alexcole2443

8 жыл бұрын

Same, at least I can watch it on Netfix.

@sourmatt2909

7 жыл бұрын

isn't he also on cutthroat kitchen?

@alexcole2443

7 жыл бұрын

Matthew Parraga He's the host of it, yes.

@corsaircarl9582

7 жыл бұрын

Alton is the reason I got into cooking school. He was like the Bill Nye of food. He explained cooking in a way I understood, oddly enough if you think about cooking like chemistry, it is *A LOT* more easy to think about and makes it a lot less complicated. I got one more semester before I graduate, and I'm thanking Alton the whole time.

Nobody mixes humor, sarcasm, science and an incredible body of cooking knowledge like Alton. Nobody. The man is a legend.,

@DarthTwilight

Жыл бұрын

Considering he was the protagonist in I am Legend...

@HOTD108_

Жыл бұрын

@@DarthTwilight No?

"a beautiful, succulent... tube... of egg" 🤣 "It's 'cause you guys are starin' at him!" 😭

no remarks on the fact he was introduced as 'Alton Brown, Thyme Lord.'

@blu_laza

4 жыл бұрын

kesomon yo wtf..

@femmefuntime

4 жыл бұрын

He is The Chef and he’s only regenerated once

@death2boredom338

4 жыл бұрын

It took me till my third rewatch to notice lol

@michaelchallis4129

4 жыл бұрын

See, because thyme sounds like time.

@planescaped

4 жыл бұрын

@@michaelchallis4129 Do you think it might of have been a Doctor Who reference? Nah, probably wasn't...

That egg thing though..

@benjamingreen9540

8 жыл бұрын

+FailArmy how did you get here ?

@jesseharrington9395

8 жыл бұрын

lol fail army

@FoodLifeHacks

8 жыл бұрын

+FailArmy Hi ;)

@thedancnwolf6670

8 жыл бұрын

It's him!!! I'm in the army are you in it?

@slothoverlord3984

8 жыл бұрын

Lol hello failarmy what are you doing here?

I like how he legitimately broke a set lamp, kept his composure, and they just kept rolling

I feel like he's just reviewing products for future Cutthroat Kitchen sabotages.

@CraftQueenJr

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Highfill yep.

@reagan4888

4 жыл бұрын

Oh yes absolutely

@thomas_manfredo

4 жыл бұрын

Even though the show is over?

@CT-5736-Bladez

4 жыл бұрын

I miss that show so much

@madeleinemcilroy8061

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr I love cutthroat kitchen

I'm dying. This is hilarious. I hope he does more of this type of thing.

@dailydot

8 жыл бұрын

We'll ask him back soon!

@onlyvirginiapeanuts

8 жыл бұрын

+The Daily Dot I hope!

@BimmerBabe

8 жыл бұрын

+Nick Kominitsky yes the rollie got me!

@onlyvirginiapeanuts

8 жыл бұрын

+Bobby-John Ford Your comment was a real turd in the punch bowl. Thanks for making my day a little worse.

@onlyvirginiapeanuts

8 жыл бұрын

+Bobby-John Ford how's your day going? looking forward to the weekend?

I could not stop laughing when he reached the rolle. Obviously it has performance anxiety

@Birdbike719

5 жыл бұрын

Check out thr Vivian Tries review of the Rolle. Funniest review ever.

@brianm6337

5 жыл бұрын

Funny how this video is sponsored by Viagra.

@RippedupRefuge

5 жыл бұрын

I laughed so hard at the rollie. Its gross

@jcbvortex22

4 жыл бұрын

Egg Rollie’s are better circumcised!

Alton Brown: "Don't buy single use tools." Also Alton Brown: "So this is a knife I only use on Saturdays during a waning moon phase."

@flamingpi2245

2 жыл бұрын

I know right? He tried to replicate gyro shawarma with a complicated setup involving two prong like spits that hold the little meatloaf

@jengillies9747

Жыл бұрын

Extremely late reply, but exactly. Meanwhile my garlic press is in constant use because I apparently like to have bad breath on a regular basis and it works substantially better at speeding up the entire getting-cloves-of-garlic-into-tiny-bits-and-into-a-pan/bowl process than anything else in my kitchen (and keeps the reek contained to its designated device, instead of rendering a food processor garlicky until it can be properly washed). Single use tools are amazing when they're genuinely the right tool for the job and it's a job the things you cook on a regular basis require.

I've heard of fluffy omelets before, but that Rollie needs its own "fluffer."

@kellyhoward6941

4 жыл бұрын

omg, that's hysterical!

@RCola1217

4 жыл бұрын

That is just too perfect of a play on words 😂!

@pegianddon

2 жыл бұрын

I hate EVERYTHING about you! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I can't blame Alton for not wanting to eat the eggrection.

@alienboy1322

4 жыл бұрын

It looks like an egg baked into a condom.

@Arelak

4 жыл бұрын

@@alienboy1322 My first thought was that a layer of non-stick lining had come out when it began emerging.

@venuspluto67

4 жыл бұрын

More like eggscrement.

@doofkhwetty

4 жыл бұрын

I would have gone with eggscretion. \o.O/

@notaprogrammer7970

4 жыл бұрын

We all know he ate it later.

I'm a big Alton Brown fan. He's my fave Food Network personality.

@weeman9100

7 жыл бұрын

Same here, as a kid I really loved the show good eats. He's made for tv.

@Pengin910

7 жыл бұрын

he's the only one with self awareness. he knows he's not the best chef in the world and says the stuff he's doing is his way and he backs up his claims with research in his shows.

@jamesgretsch4894

7 жыл бұрын

Penguinsaurus wish he would open a restaurant like the other celebrity chefs. He's the only celebrity chef I want to go to his restaurant.

@justrev6755

7 жыл бұрын

I love Good Eats. I grew up watching the Beakman show, seeing seeing science and cooking combine hilariously got me hooked the moment I watched it.

@Ocelot80524

7 жыл бұрын

i've watched this guy since i was a kid and i get excited every time he does something else. his skits are cheesy but like was said, he's self aware. hilarious and informative. i'm so glad he's still around and i found this lmao. a year late but still. made my morning

Anyone else catch that he threw the claws and broke one of his backlight lamps at 1:53 ?

@andregoepfert2745

4 жыл бұрын

Nice catch!

@desent493

4 жыл бұрын

thanks, I was wondering what the shattering sound was!

@scarymeunster9095

4 жыл бұрын

Hell, I thought it was one of those joke shattering SFX for when you throw something.

@uglybecca6713

4 жыл бұрын

And didnt even flinch lol. Thats commitment.

@CyberKirby

3 жыл бұрын

I knew something seemed off.

I love how one of the products he reviewed, that i personally own, was met with a honest review.. The Culinary Claws make you feel like a badass when pulling apart meat.. lol

@canorth

Жыл бұрын

Honestly sort of like the idea of it. I make pulled pork a lot and ripping it with forks takes forever and is a legit wrist workout

“These arent meat shredders, this is a lifestyle.” Im dying XD

@WarBeasty

6 жыл бұрын

Shredding meat IS a lifestyle!!! :D

@soniao8886

5 жыл бұрын

I’m disabled and unable to grip forks with any strength. For me, the Wolverine meat shredders are a godsend.

@SonofSethoitae

5 жыл бұрын

@@soniao8886 Really? What makes them easier to grip? Not sarcasm, just so you know

@louie9373

5 жыл бұрын

That's what you buy for a feminist who cooks.

@timothywarren7712

3 жыл бұрын

For real tho, I make pulled pork, and buffalo chicken dip regularly for football snacks, and these things are 5 stars worth it. Makes shredding meats 1000 times easier. Couldn't be more happy with them.

I think we need Alton to review every gadget that comes out xD

@dailydot

8 жыл бұрын

On it.

@AlexanderRuiz

8 жыл бұрын

+DarGadgetZ Fancy seeing you here! I agree with this, though XD It was great!

@KillaKern

8 жыл бұрын

+The Daily Dot This video made me subscribe. More videos with this guy reviewing stiff would be awesome.

@dfmmaxibillion7725

8 жыл бұрын

+The Daily Dot yessss make this a series!

@J4KETS

8 жыл бұрын

+The Daily Dot seriously, this guys hilarious.

We need more Alton Brown reviews, this was hilarious!!!

Wonderful! Alton Brown has actually become even more likeable and camera savvy. He's so funny and great, and really very informative, too. Loved Good Eats back in the day. i'm glad it's back!

Rollie, because who doesn't want a device that combines the preparation of food with the aesthetics of pooping?

@carlosluque2346

6 жыл бұрын

makes the whole thing come full circle when you think about it

@DanHarkless_Halloween_YTPs_etc

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, and Alton's groan of relief as it came out was perfect. 😄

Something that looks like a fleshlight and shits out eggs? Add it to my christmas list.

@jefftreseder4358

7 жыл бұрын

I am SUCH an egg slut!

This came out five years ago and it's on my recommended again, I have no complaints.

Alton Brown mixed my love for science and passion for cooking in one show -- Good Eats. Will always admire him and have mad love for him.

VEGGETTI WHAT DOES THE SCANER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL

@viviantristesse1003

7 жыл бұрын

It's over 9000?

@TheLKStar

7 жыл бұрын

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@dragonborn5832

7 жыл бұрын

9,000!!!

@ultimakewl

7 жыл бұрын

The Veggetti Star was supposed to allow me to cheat on my diet! How could this be?!?!?

@Efreeti

7 жыл бұрын

WHAT NINE THOUSAND?! THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT!

17 minutes for a tube of egg. What a time to be alive

"The Food Network show you saw this on was called CUTTHROAT KITCHEN. It was used as a SABOTAGE." And there's me. On the floor. Dying of laughter.

His absolute best comeback is "you already have one". Can be applied to any gadget. My favorite is the "quesadilla maker". You already have one: a frying pan. How about the Margarita Maker? You already own one: a blender.

@Boxermom0317

Жыл бұрын

Thank you! I always say that ; garlic roaster? Aluminum foil. English Muffin separator? It's called a fork. :)

I swear to god, Alton Brown has got to moonlight as a comedian because this was flipping hilarious.

@ItTakesTwoReviews

6 жыл бұрын

Sha`yden his live shows are amazing! Theyre 70% comedy with 30% food science

I feel ashamed that what grabbed my attention was how skillfully and carefully he was able to break those eggs and guide the unbroken yolks into the small device.

@raem7846

8 жыл бұрын

... that's what she said?

@Saccillia

8 жыл бұрын

+RAE M well I am a she. so yes I said it.

@1997jankuschef

7 жыл бұрын

Want you two to know that I truly enjoyed the brief banter exhibited here

Alton Brown, I adore your sense of humor, your intelligence, and your creativity. I cannot imagine why you are not already an iron chef unless of course, you do not want to be. Thank you for your return and revisiting of good eats shows. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

The Rollie... LMAO!! This is really entertaining. Love your commentaries!

Alton Brown will forever be my favorite Food Network chef, and this is one of the reasons why

@edwardmarshall2035

8 жыл бұрын

I love Alton Brown. The Polka dot bowtie, the demeanor, and the voice. I'm not big on TV or celebrities, but somehow I actually enjoyed Good Eats.

@MrAnonymous825

7 жыл бұрын

Edward Marshall u

@demi5982

7 жыл бұрын

He's Southern that's why! He always keeps it comically real!!

@hellogoodbye2424

6 жыл бұрын

BellaPigeon1 Gordon Ramsey is like that strict dad But Alton Brown is that cool uncle that gives you playboy magazines

@swiftset

6 жыл бұрын

he used to be my fav, until i found out he's said some shitty things. oh well, that's why you don't look into the celebs you like.

Who the hell makes a salad and eats it one week later?!

@alexojideagu

4 жыл бұрын

Someone who wants to die of E-Coli

@LoveSnoopy1962

4 жыл бұрын

I was thinking they used it to make carrot spaghetti or something like that and then cut it up for the salad. Make the salad a week later and find a piece of the tool in it from the veg they cut up. Just thinking.

@christiandenton2174

4 жыл бұрын

Stop thinking Terri no one likes that everyone is here to talk shit hahaha

@nicevers

4 жыл бұрын

I actually liked my veggie sharpener. You know that thing you can do with candy canes if you suck on the end and make a little dagger? Picture that with a cucumber

@littleloulou1

4 жыл бұрын

Someone who obviously lied...thinking that they were making a point.

Thanks for the laughter! I needed that more than any of the products you've mentioned!

It took me half a decade but I finally found this video. It was damn hilarious. Great work Alton and team.

Alton Brown is a national treasure.

My mom bought the meat shredders and I pretend to be wolverine

@xunesin

7 жыл бұрын

I bought my mom a set of meat shredders for Xmas so she can pretend to be wolverine. It came with a set of the zoidberg looking claw pot holders too. I think she put both in her kitchen junk drawer.

@Moonbutnosun

7 жыл бұрын

xune sinafey I bought the meat shredders a set of mom

@edwardtakoch5181

7 жыл бұрын

I definitely like the shredders over a fork, it's so much easier and hassle free especially when you don't have to have multiple utensils first to pull it out then pull it apart. Soooo much easier than a fork even if you aren't doing 100lbs per day.

Omg! 🤣The Rollie...with the studded grip collar...I just can’t...😂😂. My day is officially made. Brilliant!

So happy to see Alton Brown doing short videos. We all love his work. I do not care for Cutthroat Kitchen, but LOVE good eats. My favorite episode was "Oats". Keep up the excellent work!

@SmashBroD

2 жыл бұрын

Sew, you want too make-a Haggis

Thyme lord lmao

@salmonfish1145

7 жыл бұрын

Jayton Hawkins Omg until you said it here, I just realised 'Time Lord' 😂

I'm going to get a Rollie because I saw it on an Alton Brown video. I like how they provide purchase links for all these products he says he's not endorsing.

@kingdavey90

7 жыл бұрын

henryk077 , I am also getting a Rollie. Eggs time!!

@nerys71

7 жыл бұрын

that is because people will scream bloody murder if they don't provide links.

@drumbum7999

6 жыл бұрын

best part is they're affiliate links too meaning The Daily Dot makes commision off purchases through the links. what the actual fuck.

@garfoonga1

6 жыл бұрын

It's the buzzfeed model. Literally half of buzzfeed is commercials "americans try british snack" "Irish try american beer" etc. The other half of buzzfeed is garbage manufactured to divide the country with articles like "What every man should work on when interacting with animals" or "why every white man should quit their job"

@Dylanland234

6 жыл бұрын

It's just proper internet etiquette to provide links and info. Alton Brown is a genius. He wouldn't buy into this crap.

this guy is funny, refreshing to see a guy with his own humor, love his presentation

Excellent. I love the way how you present.

What the actual hell is the point to the Rollie? Who the hell would want eggs like that? It looks like someone is pooping upside down

@jameslaidler4259

7 жыл бұрын

roarshach13 Techmoan from England tried one of those a while back. Was similarly disappointing.

@BixbyConsequence

7 жыл бұрын

I think the idea is you now have a "sausage" or "hot dog" but it's made out of egg, so less fat than using meat.

@jameslaidler4259

7 жыл бұрын

Meh. Still doesn't cook well or thoroughly.

@SurgStriker

7 жыл бұрын

Maybe vegetarians want sausage too? Better question is why the hell did they call it "rollie"...it doesn't make a rolled omelette or anything similar, should be called "log-gie" or "eggdick"

@jameslaidler4259

7 жыл бұрын

Oh dear.

I watched this a couple of years ago, laughed just as hard this time. Congrats Alton on the re-release of Good Eats, may you have years more of success!

@techfreak244

4 жыл бұрын

I know right. I've seen this many times and still laugh my ass off. He needs to do more of these

@3asianassassin

4 жыл бұрын

Wait WHAT!? My favorite shoe on television is back? WOOOO

@pkawesome6230

4 жыл бұрын

@@techfreak244 yes more of these ahaha

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!! This is a classic!!!

👏👏👏Also loved the Good Eats program! I love that you told how individual ingredients reacted with each other and why you used them in the recipe. When you know that, you can make up your own recipes.🥰 I’m a fan!

@Soxruleyanksdrool

Жыл бұрын

Good Eats teaches the difference between following a recipe and knowing how to cook. When you know how to cook, you can often substitute ingredients the dish calls for that you might not have on hand with other ingredients that work just as well or better. That's why it is such a great show.

Alton Brown would be the coolest grandpa.

"Whats for Breakfast, Dear? OH NOT EGG COCKS AGAIN!"

@Kryptnyt

7 жыл бұрын

*domestic violence ensues*

@idahofarmgal2331

5 жыл бұрын

Wait..........roosters don't lay eggs....................(do they??)

@Catarinawon

4 жыл бұрын

Omg how about Veggetti noodles with eggpecker fir breakfast?

@amandaperkins852

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed way harder at this comment than I should have lol

That little breakfast sandwich maker at 2:50 is actually fantastic. Works perfectly. We love it and use it often!

I was not ready for that rollie review😂😂😂 I'm floored 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

Alton is the best type of chaotic neutral also the background music was perfect

seriously no one would mess with you in a fight if wore those kitchen wolverine claws

hahahahaha - i am still laughing - this was the funniest video I have seen in a while! I was laughing out loud most of the time. thank you for this good cheer!

Omg. I cannot believe I have only just discovered this channel. Subscribed!

Dammit Netflix why would you get rid of this guy he is AMAZING

@notmousse

5 жыл бұрын

He was on Netflix? He was fired from Netflix?!?!

@ScottKorin

5 жыл бұрын

Good Eats was on Netflix for awhile. Now it isn't

@Tydorstus

5 жыл бұрын

And that is why.i spent monet buying all the eposides on Google play

@galvaniccorsair

5 жыл бұрын

I'm just glad I binged every episode on Netflix

Hey man that strawberry thing at the beginning isn't a unitasker. You can slice hard boiled eggs for salads (which I never have). But also black olives for pizza toppings and garlic sausage for mac and cheese (I do this ALL THE TIME.)

@dailydot

8 жыл бұрын

Fair enough.

@BobertJunior1025

8 жыл бұрын

+singedrac That is doing one task over and over with different items. Just because scissors can be used to cut a plethora of items doesn't mean it's not a unitasker.

@c12345678910c

8 жыл бұрын

Just buy a quality knife set

@She1byCakes77

8 жыл бұрын

+singedrac Or just get the normal shaped (and larger) egg slicer and use it for all of that stuff and mushrooms.

@singedrac

8 жыл бұрын

+Max Lorge Let's agree to disagree on this topic.

The last bit was hilarious, Alton Brown killed it. "STOP STARRING AT IT!!! LOL!!!

Always loved this dude, he makes learning about food so freakin fun🤣

My feelings about certain unitaskers, like fancy produce peelers and corers, is to only buy them if you are going to use them A LOT. Like, buy a strawberry corer if you make a bath tub's worth of strawberry jam every year, or an avocado cutter if you are on some weird avocado diet.

@Dan_The_Dude

7 жыл бұрын

Meghan Hirsh also some of them, especially the ones that help with slicing, handling, timing, etc can be very helpful for people with disabilities. Someone that struggles with fine motor control can have a hard time chopping things like strawberries, so having the strawberry chopper would help them a lot

@sammelia1

6 жыл бұрын

Meghan Hirsh totally agree with u😌

@vociferonheraldofthewinter2284

6 жыл бұрын

You're so correct. I once was peeling so many apples that it actually became worth it to buy a dedicated apple peeler/corer/slicer. Used it at least once a week and it saved me so much time. Now that I'm not selling apple pies any more, I just use a knife. But it had its purpose at one point.

@TheBusyJane

6 жыл бұрын

You're supposed to core strawberries with a straw. That's why they're called STRAWberries.

A device which poops out cooked eggs? I'm in

@jerricho11

7 жыл бұрын

The fact that you saw that and thought of pooping is the most innocent thing EVER... of all time.

@DoomRater

7 жыл бұрын

jerricho11 To be fair, I did too... and I have weird fetishes.

@markbrown713

6 жыл бұрын

I poop out cooked eggs but it doesn't look anything like that...

@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer

5 жыл бұрын

Only innocent if they aren't Japanese {Sees name} _oh_

omg, the egg producer is priceless, alton you are too good for this world

The sandwich maker is actually pretty great and you can also make little omelets as well.

I saw the strawberry thing the other day and thought, "why can't I use one of those hard boiled egg slicers? Or, you know...a knife?"

@ar-gaming9014

6 жыл бұрын

you get a cookie for being smarter then 85% of people and a slice of pie for not being lazy and using a knife lol i'm being serious people today think this says eggs cant use that and we have strawberry slicers because people are to lazy to use a knife it sad really

@sinandcyanide7505

6 жыл бұрын

AR-Gaming I eat my strawberries whole or cut in half, too, so it's extra stupid for me. If I wanted a sliced strawberry on top of a cake or something, it'd probably look nicer with a knife, too.

@cavareenvius7886

6 жыл бұрын

Best thing i ever saw was the Banana Box/ Apple Box Yes, a box that is shaped like a banana/apple. Because nobody has tupperware at home

@chrissimon8368

6 жыл бұрын

Don't drink the kool aid.

@AlexO-sx6ff

5 жыл бұрын

That item could come in handy as a defensive weapon if your fiercest rival come at you unexpectedly. Other than that it's useless.

Alton Brown belongs on the Internet.

@sinandcyanide7505

6 жыл бұрын

Nasreen No! He belongs EVERYWHERE.

I haven't laughed so hard during quarantine. Bless Alton! One the og food network stars!!

The Rollie tho. Literally Rollie-ing on the floor laughing my butt off! 🤣 Thanks, A.B.

You had me at Alton Brown

@bearform666

6 жыл бұрын

Why don't you marry him?

Technically, due to Good Eats... YES, WE HAVE BEEN IN YOUR KITCHEN AND KNOW YOU HAVE A MUFFIN PAN!!! lol

@Xskills16

4 жыл бұрын

No, he has a popover pan now!

This is hilarious! Please do more of these videos!

Lol, ok I love my breakfast sandwich maker. 😂😂 I might just have to get some of those claws though. Wolverine😈

I love Alton Brown I watch all of his shows. After, I started to Good Eats I would hooked on Alton Brown shows. He has such a likeable personality and he funny.

@mizuko2001

8 жыл бұрын

I love him too. Miss Good Eats.

@Naplesfrank154

8 жыл бұрын

I wish AB would go back to the original show that made him a famed culinary star. Every show other than Good Eats is so dumb, I'm surprised that he'd put his name on them. Please bring back GOOD EATS!!!

@drdestructo1112

8 жыл бұрын

+Frank Daniels I agree...but...working brings in money...even dumb stuff.

@KromeDragon

8 жыл бұрын

+jasmines will And he's phoine.

@shahzebkhan8352

8 жыл бұрын

+Zeneki vuzswe

I have loved Alton Brown ever since I was a kid, never missing an episode of Good Eats, or Iron Chef America. So glad to see he is still joking about unitaskers!! I don't have a single unitaskers in my cooking life, and I never will!!

I need one of these videos in my life every single day Alton.

So funny Alton! Love watching your shows and videos!

best vid ever

@dailydot

8 жыл бұрын

Thanks!

@SKYLANDBAK

8 жыл бұрын

Apart from all the others that are better..

This man is a treasure.

Best Alton Brown video EVER!! Hysterical!!!

😂🤣 Great to have you here Alton. Thanx. 👍👍

His voice at 4:27 . . . You're welcome (and all sickos).

@midnitemufassa

8 жыл бұрын

+shintopig thanks bro u saved my life

@4everuruguay

8 жыл бұрын

+midnitemufassa the, I 0 in his 0l

@MagusFyre

8 жыл бұрын

+shintopig lol i think that was his intention.

@MallorcaOrcas

8 жыл бұрын

+shintopig But is that the sound he makes when he poops or has an orgasm? Or both?

@farahanfarahan

8 жыл бұрын

MagusFyre You know how much I love the fact that the only thing in my life

(On pronouncing Veggetti) "I'm not really comfortable saying either of those words" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AlexandraLynch1

4 жыл бұрын

I have one and actually like it for its given use: Making zucchini into spaghetti, say, for someone who can't eat pasta. And it's not so big that I have trouble storing it. It's like using a big pencil sharpener.

@justwavs7554

4 жыл бұрын

@Sponge Bob Vagetti ?

@AuroraLalune

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlexandraLynch1 Kiddos friend's mom can't have gluten due to a disorder she has so I can see how that would be useful. We got something like it to turn veggies into noodles to be healthy though. Lol I like using alternatives and we buy spinach noodles etc. In my case it's just another vehicle to shovel nutrition veggies into better half(since kiddo himself is not the one with the avoidance issues). Although that someone could find the blades broken bits in things is outright terrifying.

@jcbvortex22

4 жыл бұрын

Veggetti Italian for vagina!

@frenchtoast1953

4 жыл бұрын

My mom has one of these, she doesn’t use it that much.

Great video Alton, You are one of the great cooking educators of my time. I especially liked the review on the egg cooking Rollie...lmao.

Omg I love the breakfast maker roast 😂

I was given the Good Eats series on DVD as a birthday gift and it was probably the best gift I ever received Learned a lot from those episodes Alton, keep on educating America!

@ohdaUtube

4 жыл бұрын

Next step for you: Food lab by Kenji Lopez. Alton 2.0

@nobodyimportant2470

4 жыл бұрын

If you still get Food Network you can watch new episodes. Good Eats is back for S15 starting 8-25-19.

@judsonkr

4 жыл бұрын

The Good Eats series on DVD and the entire The Far Side collection in 2-15 pound books are my 2 favorite gifts ever.

Can it truly be called a unitasker when it lets you transform into Wolverine AND shred meat? Can it Alton?? Can it??? You are truly my favorite food network celebrity!

This sent me into a laughter-induced asthma attack (yes, there's such a thing). Totally worth it.

I have watched this video over and over again and it just gets funnier everytime

I can relate to the Rollie!

@extraSPARErib

6 жыл бұрын

It is probably because it was well played with during ... his younger years, that he is now having the need for E.D. ... pills

@franchesdun

5 жыл бұрын

Sorry man....

@Gramps1887

5 жыл бұрын

I am relating right now....

@Bob12369

5 жыл бұрын

Friend, I don't believe I'd have told that.

I could be easily convinced that Alton Brown and Mark Hamill are the same person.

@chesusjrist9733

6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Campbell yes

@maximilianjack1764

6 жыл бұрын

No...

1:30 I actually use these to lift roasts and Turkeys as well as shred large pieces of meat. I consider this a multi-tasker. I actually love them.

I have a feeling this will remain the best kitchen gadget review I'll ever see

Thyme lord. That was clever.

Who doesn't want to eat from a robot that poops cooked egg?

We need more Alton Brown in the world. Glad to see him out there and working.

Even though this is 5 years old, I still cracked up with tears in my eyes!!! Need a new gadget video SOON Alton!!! 💚 💛 💜

Nothing quite like watching a tube shit out an egg log.

So i bought the meat claws for 50 cents from a thrift store for digging quartz crystals in montana... Metal gardening tools can scratch and break them... But i originally had no idea what th were atually for

@MaximilianonMars

5 жыл бұрын

Being Wolverine, that was established in the video!

@Latomian

5 жыл бұрын

Nice try, Wolverine. We know it’s you.

@weirdasscandyreview3254

4 жыл бұрын

Soooo...how well did the claws work for quartz mining?

@SavageGreywolf

4 жыл бұрын

Wolverine, quartz miner

@briangregus5225

4 жыл бұрын

@Plasma Storm73 I like them too man! Mine didn't cost a mere 50 cents (there are many versions out there) but it's great for lifting up and shredding pork butt.

Thanks for the laughs ! Rollie LOL!

This man got me through some dark times! This time included! Hats off Alton!