“Sherwood Forest”. Had me on the floor.

@DA-of9sv

2 жыл бұрын

It did me

Gazza is the kinda guy you would love to have in your workplace. Just constant banter and laughs. Mccoist is a great story teller too.

@lewischar

3 жыл бұрын

That right mate aye?

@eastendthug

3 жыл бұрын

@@lewischar uh huh

@sparkidee

9 ай бұрын

I have one at my work place his name is John, he's a legend always having a laugh with us he does pranks on us and we do them back on him. He went home once with his coat on inside out and didn't realise 🤣

Great story that never gets old. Coisty is a cracking story teller 🇬🇧

@JC-il6ps

Жыл бұрын

You mean Allsy?

@hoopy6781

Жыл бұрын

Aye McCoist is a great story teller, however, he keeps quiet about the money he screwd sevco out of when he was their worst manager EVER.

@garydonaldson5573

Жыл бұрын

​@HOOPY67 what a sad life you have m8

@Mr_Makina

Жыл бұрын

​@@garydonaldson5573 zombies mate. They lack critical thinking skills to understand that there's a time and a place for things. I shouldn't really be saying anything because I'll get roped into it but, I'm just here for the laughs.

What a footballer and a person Gazza was. Love him. Hillarious story told by another great footballer and human being.

@CaWFly

2 жыл бұрын

well said . Ally's a Legend himself !

@ashterfadgadget817

2 жыл бұрын

@@CaWFly The 'Clown Prince' of Scottish football.

@bfb187

2 жыл бұрын

Person? Didn’t he batter his mrs and kids?

@chrisdurant4627

2 жыл бұрын

@@bfb187 who, gazza, is kids no way, mindya me mam used to clout me when I wo 54 ahhh,

@futurefreak8789

Жыл бұрын

Was?He hasnt Passed…Is

I knew Gazza when I was a young man between the ages of 14 and 22 he was a quiet lad never kicked around on the streets to much was always at football training . Back then nobody called him Gazza that was an invention of the press years later when he started to come to their attention in the very early part of his career. He was known as Gasa by eveyone and called Gasa by everyone ..I remember his first "free car " sponsored by some dealership when he was in the reserve team for Newcastle it was a shitty brown coloured Renault 5 , he was dead chuffed pulled over at a junction when he saw me behind him in my equally shitty ford fiesta and jumped out and shouted " like the car ? , I just got it " I said I didnt know you had passed your test and he replied "I haven't laughed that naughty laugh of his jumped in and drove off... he always was a genuine lad and character . I can't claim to be mates with him or nothing he was a few years younger than me and we lived on the same estate in Dunston way back when ...but I wish him peace and happiness , he deserves a happy life and good health because he is one of the good people out there in the world (football aside ) I really hopes he beats his demons and alcohol and lives a happy life without the pain that is so well documented by the press...good luck Gasa and best wishes from an aquaintance of 40+ years ago ....

@johntudorhallelujah2976

5 жыл бұрын

Shad ow ....nice one

@Steve-xo2ip

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the great story mate, it put a smile on my face

@paulhull1753

4 жыл бұрын

His dad was gasa get your facts right

@rhythmaster2350

4 жыл бұрын

You've just copied someone else's story you goon

@bro89174

3 жыл бұрын

If u say so

The most talented player England has ever produced - Paul Gascoigne !! Legend !!

@bobSCOTT99

10 жыл бұрын

You think so?

@Gingeee7

10 жыл бұрын

Barcelona1972 100%

@beano1eye

10 жыл бұрын

yep anyone who thinks different knows fuck all about football.

@foolishsuckas

9 жыл бұрын

Paul Scholes

@Gingeee7

9 жыл бұрын

Hacksaw Jim Duggan No, Gazza. The masjority of English pundits would agree with me, Gazza could do everything, Scholes couldn't and Gazza used to wake up snort 3 lines of cocaine, drink half a bottle of whisky go onto the pitch score goals and get man of the match awards, I doubt Scholes could do that!

Greatest British footballer of his generation. Gazza was top talent too

I love how stories about Gascoigne are crazy but alway contain an element of how much of genius he really is

McCoist , Gazza , Hateley, Walters, Laudrup , McSwegan, Gough, Butcher, Brown, Ferguson - what a team

@hensmithers9687

8 жыл бұрын

I think both sides would love to have strikers of that quality now

@graemegood3333

8 жыл бұрын

WATP

@graemegood3333

8 жыл бұрын

+RainbowColored Infinity has big boyd got the goal scoring record

@MrCheesyBaconBits

8 жыл бұрын

+RainbowColored Infinity Not all hate between the top two... good to see :)

@Frank75288

7 жыл бұрын

but they're all proddys though

Matt LeTissier and Paul - now that would be the best English combination ever. Matt was too principled to join the madness. A great man and great player.

I'm a Celtic man and thought that was hilarious. McCoist struggled as a manager. Don't actually mind him as a guy, he was hilarious on Question of Sport back in the day

@stewarthill3891

5 жыл бұрын

I feel the same way about most Celtic players - would love to have a pint with them

@rangersfchullo3387

5 жыл бұрын

Aye he struggled as a manager but also won div 3 l1 title no his fault rangers my club went into meltdown he was working for free no pay check now that’s loyalty at its core he’s ovbs rangers till he dies

@nickmason5333

4 жыл бұрын

Diddnt he get two promotions

@nickmason5333

4 жыл бұрын

Ad Max can someone wake as max up

@nickmason5333

4 жыл бұрын

Ad Max sincere apologies your right I missed an s it should have been ass max once again sorry

Really good to hear Ally Mccoist telling that story about Gazza. I like Ally and Gazza, so glad they are good mates. I can imagine they had some laughs at Rangers. Thanks Ally.👍

Brillant story about Gazza, so funny ! Gazza best England player l have seen in my 50 yrs

@johnroberts9845

4 жыл бұрын

Better than Scholes..... I dont think so.

@DoncasterACTIONnews

4 жыл бұрын

Are you feeling ok? Scholes was a good player but he did not have the flair Gaza's had!! Sort your head out

@jameshepburn81

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnroberts9845 well your the only one.

Ally Mccoist back in the good old days of fifa 2004

@manc7808

7 жыл бұрын

Schofie8 I was playing Fifa 94

@RichardS6417

3 жыл бұрын

2004? How old was he then? I play cm 97/98 and he's 33 then lol

@robbie8194

3 жыл бұрын

Richard he’s talking about how he was a commentator on fifa 04

@RichardS6417

3 жыл бұрын

Robbie my bad lol to be fair Mccoist could still play now haha great player

@robbie8194

3 жыл бұрын

Richard haha 😂 probably could, played in a Rangers legends match a few years back and scored a hattrick after just being subbed on class is permanent.

Super Ally and Gazza; two legends of the sport, two cracking human beings.

Listening to this story just reminds me of listening to Billy Connolly telling a story. Not just the accent, It's the mannerisms and everything. Legend

@OrigamiPenguin101

3 жыл бұрын

My grandad and all his friends were like that too, it's very Glaswegian

So lucky to say I was a young kid when Gazza was playing. He made me understand there is a fun side to all the seriousness in the modern game

The story is hilarious.... and he could play. Best English player I have ever had the pleasure to see. Gazza is a legend. End of.

What a story, i literally had tears streaming down my face with laughing so much...brilliant!

as a class a drug addict of some 24 years I can identify with gazza. I feel so sorry for the man. a football genius who could have been the best footballer on the planet if it wasn't for his addictions. people who've never been there will never understand what life can be like for us. we are looked down upon by society, a society that is so incredibly ignorant to addiction . walk a day in mine and gazzas shoes and then tell me were 'bad' people. we're just the same as you but suffer unfortunately from a serious, chronic and terminal illness. gazza, I for one, salute you!!

My favorite ever player,and what a player he was love the man

Despite growing up a Celtic fan these stories like these make me laugh

McCoist legend Gazza legend

Class story about a fellow Geordie, can't understand how anyone could give that clip a thumbs down?

@recruitmentch

8 жыл бұрын

+Kevin Hagan because he was supposed to be a footballer. not a comedian. that's why our resident clown balotelli is heading down the same road unfortunately.

@Callus_

8 жыл бұрын

+Roz Sa Love the idea that a footballer can't have fun in any way shape or form

@SkyDigital_01

6 жыл бұрын

He isn’t a Geordie, he’s from Gateshead

@Gordon6182

5 жыл бұрын

It'll be Celtic fans!

@MattRobson1

5 жыл бұрын

Maccams

This guy needs to go back on question of sport, not to say that Phil or Matt are bad at the show coz they aren't, but Ally takes it to whole new level

Lmao, quality.. Gazza is a legend

Some bitter schoolboy comments that have fuck all to do with football in the comments below. Gazza was a pleasure to watch on and off the field, never a dull moment when he was around, a pity more footballers didn't have his patter/technique these days...

@WeeJoe76

8 жыл бұрын

Qwerty Qwertyson Karma caught up with him for what he did to Sheryl in '96 in the Gleneagles hotel (Never once heard of him lifting a hand to his kids but if he has, again, karma's cut him 6ft wide leaving him destitute and friendless) I'm no fan of any wife beater or "man" who lifts his hands to a woman, however, the guy was still a brilliant footballer, wind up merchant and a laugh. That's from a lifelong Glasgow Celtic fan.

@samcockpecker9802

8 жыл бұрын

+Wee Joe aye hes a piss stained alky no sympathy from me for people like that ,and dont talk shite your not a celtic fan

@samcockpecker9802

8 жыл бұрын

larsson ......the best player ive seen in scotland and messi is the best player ive seen in my lifetime so zip it dick sneeze ,family is family just because he is a pissed stained alcoholic does not mean his family should change there last names

@WeeJoe76

8 жыл бұрын

Sam Cockpecker No a Celtic fan?! First and fore I was reared on Celtic, secondly, Like Laudrup, Gazza was all over the park on and off the ball. We had an excellent engine in Hartson, Sutton and Larrson wee Henrik came back from a compound fracture to bang goals in all over the shop, ffs, it's a bad day when Ye can't say somebody's a good player because they wear a Rangers shirt. Bitter much?!

@samcockpecker9802

8 жыл бұрын

bitter about what all i said was facts ,gazza is a piss stained alcoholic who beat his ex.wife

The Legendary Gazza ❤️

"it was like sherwood forest" 😭🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😭

We need more gifted characters like him....Gazza take a bow son!!! #legend

What a great story ..love them both ..

I'm a Celtic fan but this was comedy gold.

@adamglasgow9268

5 жыл бұрын

Why would it refrain from being funny because you support celtic?

@perceptoshmegington3371

5 жыл бұрын

Adam Glasgow sectarian mongs

@dunneincrewgear

4 жыл бұрын

SlipShift Actually, it wasn't that funny...

@ivanburrows99

3 жыл бұрын

Ipbobbloomermurmurder

@pedz1690

3 жыл бұрын

Pub league

Ally and gazza are a right pair both clowning around love these stories.

Absolutely love this story

I never get bored of this story

0:46 "He was an insomniac, could never sleep, he loved his fishing" His mouth says fishing but his body language says cocaine 😂

@deborahanderson4050

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Type Gazza into KZread search and you can get lost for hours with funny stories, pranks and watching him play - what a talent

i loved gazza

I was just staying with him. He is a really nice guy. A legend.

Greatest brittish footballer of his generation.Beckham couldn't lace Gazza's boots

These storys lol what a great Good Human Being Paul Gascoigne is x

Gazza. Legend.

UNDOUBTEDLY a FUNNY Story! 😂😂😂

Gazza lit up Scottish football - total legend 👍

Gazza without doubt at his best had to be the best player in the world in my opinion and probably loved by everyone who played with him and against him 🇬🇧❤️🇬🇧

When Ally's goal record came up at the beginning!! WTF! That is an insane record!

@joshkennedy405

2 жыл бұрын

Won the European golden boot 2 years in a row!

I like that one he told about Gazza breaking into his house and eating his food

Brilliant tale well told. What a star Gazza is.......

Gazza. What a legend

legend of a story

What a fantastic story, about such a fantastic guy.

What a player gazza was. It still depresses me today thinking he nearly signed for man united and chose spurs instead. This story is hilarious

Naturally funny man. Quality on Talksport.

Glasgow Rangers definitely had Gazza at his best, i would have loved him at Old Trafford, but he was obviously happy in Scotland

It's sad a true legend in FOOTBALL in a downward spiral we all hope he recovers for ! Please save this man

Gazza= LEGEND

Gazza we LOVE you!

Nobody whatsoever can tire of Paul Gascoin stories!

Rangers was the best place for Gazza .. Glaswegians have good banter and understand and appreciate a character like that

Absolutely phenomenonal story.

Gazza you legend

heard this so many times ........................and it's always brilliant!

Huge Hearts fan but remember the days well, one of the most gifted funny characters you are likely to meet, dare say it, it was a pleasure to watch him play, massif genius

If he had not had serious injurys I can't imagine how great he would have been. 👍

@ozynozywon

Жыл бұрын

Also If he had some better friends not the hangers on who benefited from his downfall ... IE Danny ff Baker ...Chris gingernut Evans totally destroyed Gascoigne... End of...

pure magic!

makes me wana pull out championship manager again for old times sake :)

i can remember when he did this . it was a shift i was working on the fishery that day .

@beachlife2968

4 жыл бұрын

BS

Glasgow Rangers were one of the elite sides of Europe then.

I hope this is the beginning of a beautiful recommended videos adventure

Incredible story.

I love him. My sons hero and our families hero

aye malmo wis great. never heard ronny roar that night

@stephencrow2300

6 жыл бұрын

New English orchestra

@stephencrow2300

6 жыл бұрын

New English orchestra

Talking about Gazza in past tense, still a living legend

Ally is such a nice man !

🤣🤣🤣🤣 amazing story expertly delivered!!

Euro 96...what a gooooooooooooooooaaaaaal

The story about Gazza crashing the bus at Spurs is also hilarious!

@josuesantos8885

3 жыл бұрын

Which one?

great story

we all have our problems demons but i prefer to remember Gazza for his amazing talented footballer. there only one Gazza !

"He''ll think that's it". Lol.

Bring back Goals on Sunday. I miss this studio.

This had me on the floor. Fucking hilarious.

Ally McCoist and Gascoigne were better player than Celtic ever had and ever will have

@maxsteel203

9 жыл бұрын

Henrick larrson..

@kodikodak1

9 жыл бұрын

Martin Mcloughlin Both McCoist and Gascoigne were better.

@gearoid21

9 жыл бұрын

kodi limerick are you having a laugh,whatever about comparing gazza and larrson,but mcCoist is like a kid who won a competition beside them two,both phenomenal footballers,mcCoist is average beside them lads

@maxsteel203

9 жыл бұрын

Couldn't agree any more mcoist was a good player, but how can you have him up there with larrson who also proved himself at barcelona and man united and gazza proved himself at lazio, and numerous premier league teams I'm not disputing he was good but he did nothing to prove he should be mentioned amonst players like that

@kodikodak1

9 жыл бұрын

Martin Mcloughlin What about Messi? Are you trying to say he can't be compared to Ronaldo who has played at numerous clubs such a Manchester United and Real Madrid? When Messi has only played at 1, so what you are saying here is that like McCoist and Larson they can't be compared because Larson has played at numerous clubs?

Fkn hell i cried laughing nice one Coisty

The beast on the train \o/TAL

HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY TO THE 1 AND ONLY GAZZA

NO WALKING AWAY

Haha. Nice one.

When he finds the 1st 1 he'll think that it 🤣

Gazzas a legend so super Ally to

Great player England have not had one like him for a long time now he is exactly what they could do with now. Which suits me as I'm a Welshman !

@anactualprostitute5214

7 жыл бұрын

I had to laugh at this post. You have great comedy timing.

@richiecheval9528

7 жыл бұрын

Haha I have to be careful I don't start crowing, Karma and all that, we have a decent team at the moment no midfielders like Gazza but men who can play together as a team. England are desperate for good players.

@anactualprostitute5214

7 жыл бұрын

Richie Jones I'm Scottish so I'd take most English players as Scotsmen right now I think. They're pish but we're even pisher. I'll take that Walcott off their hands for them. :) Wales seem to produce the world's best left-wingers for some reason. Everywhere else, pretty average but as you say, hard working lads. Scotland are the worst team in the Isles so I'm just gonna keep quiet. tehehe. Everyone's better than us, no doubt about that.

@richiecheval9528

7 жыл бұрын

I was told Scotland played well against England but they put the goals away. Wales football Trivia I presume you are younger than me. Joe Jordan is despised by the Welsh for cheating us in a world cup qualifier for 1978. The old Home Internationals were used for world cup qualification that time, Jordan hand balled in our penalty area and Scotland was awarded the penalty.

@apathyintheuk265

7 жыл бұрын

Not quite correct with the details concerning qualification. It used to be the case for the top two from BHC to be granted WC entry by FIFA but that had finished by the 1960's. The incident you recall was actually a Wales 'home' group qualification game played at Anfield owing to crowd trouble in a previous game at Cardiff - I presume FIFA had put a one match ban on Wales playing on home soil so the nearest (and largest - Gate receipts and all that) ground outside of Wales was hired for the gig. And yes, Jordan did cheat by deliberately 'knocking on' with his hand, altho he could never have imagined the fluky 'reward' it would achieve.

Lived near this guy in ek took piss out me trying to learn to ride my bike great guy must have drove him nuts ringing his flat intercom all the time singing super ally lol

what a character

Brilliant

Met Ali once in Bristol Airport bar, before a flight to Dublin. Top down to earth guy, chatted to us all and offered us all a drink. mind you....typical Scotsman, held the take off of the plane up, having that last drink. lol.

1997 my fondest memory of gazza was walking past Alan mclarens house in Edinburgh at 15 and who is kicking back on the couch with a tin of tennants. Big wave to us 15 year olds looking in with disbelief. Unbelievable 😍

Gazzas top rank at his game

I'm sure that almost everyone wishes Gazza well. Like with George Best, I don't see a happy ending but who knows?

I like the way super salary feels the need to mention the 140 years history of the club. I look forward to Jose Mourinho and Jurgen Klopp regularly mentioning the specific age of their respective clubs. Seems a logical thing to mention in an interview about a former team-mate. Or maybe there's some sort of esteem problem. Couldn't think why...

Gazza man he just struggled with the big demons!