Do you remember when wangxian literally visited a Cornetto ice cream stand during an episode of the MDZS donghua? I think we should shoot for that next. Literally just imagine the climax of the Black Water Arc getting derailed because someone brought out fruit juice. Hell, maybe that really would've happened. Maybe He Xuan's blood sugar was just low.

@LuriYowell

5 ай бұрын

Hualian chugging juice while the parade about He Xuan's death is going on in the background 😂

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

@@LuriYowell Hardly the worst indignity he's suffered. Not even the worst he's suffered this week.

@queenofthepierats3488

5 ай бұрын

"He Xuan, you're not you when you're thirsty. Have a [insert drink brand]."

@Habizuh_Studios

5 ай бұрын

LMAOO "I want to die." "Dream on. Cuz you'll die from the goodness of this drink-"

@norynoodles

5 ай бұрын

@Habizuh_Studios or perhaps from dehydration

[insert capitalism here] hahahaha ty for the video! i love them

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

No prob! We ain't translating no ad copy unless those juicemongers fork over the dough.

These ads get progressively more unhinged, I can't think about what someone with no connection to the story may think of the last one, hahahaha

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

That's what I love most about these -- they're just indistinguishable enough from real episodes that it takes you off-guard when they start talking about soup far more than normal.

“Gege, you’re home” “Sang Lang, I’m home” Is too cute 3:52

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

"I'm home and I brought back this plant because I had the feeling we'd have to do another commercial."

@oldenoughtobeyourmom221

5 ай бұрын

@@pengiesama No! 😭😭 What really gets me is the Yin Yu abuse

@user-qb6ue9kq7s

5 ай бұрын

Гага

Man these adverts are truly providing some fan service moments huh

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Using advertiser money for a most noble cause...

HELP THIS WAS SO FUNNY. I was cackling at the end,, poor Yin yu, lad’s been through enough….

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, but at least YY's employee benefit plan is competitive... And HC's manor is probably the only place that could hide him from a particularly determined QYZ...

Capitalism aside, I do love the idea of Hua Cheng sitting depressed and grumpy in his palace and all his servants being puzzled and frustrated. Then in comes his ray of sunshine boyfriend and he's brought him a _plant._ Because Hua Cheng gets bored and Xie Lian suggests starting a garden for the people of Ghost City, there's nothing green and living down here! Persephone vibes.

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

I fully and wholeheartedly support this, but there's no way XL is sticking to that "two seasons together, two seasons away" rule. 😆

@KaiseaWings

5 ай бұрын

@@pengiesama Oh there is no way- Oh hello! Thank you so much for all your hard work! You made it so newbie fans like me can get into this series. Even all the way in Australia

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

@@KaiseaWings Aww, thank you! I'm glad to be even a small part of such a phenomenal series.

"slake your hunger with gege'd tender peach" 💀

@pengiesama

4 ай бұрын

Juicy and nutritious!

Not me watching their ads just to get more of their interactions

@pengiesama

4 ай бұрын

I understand the pain 😥

I really like the food art for the citrus dishes. Also, Yin Yu deserves a raise!

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

I noticed that too; the artists went surprisingly hard on those random dishes! Maybe Yin Yu gets a quarterly bonus after all that clapping.

0:35 they made sure he had that indirect kiss heinnnn 😂😂😂🥰🥰🙈

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

The real reason they took drink sponsorships: plausible deniability for indirect kisses.

Ahaha, thank you for the translation. I love how season 2 of the donghua was considered too gay to air in mainland china, yet they air these ads which are even gayer.

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

They're just soup ads! Prommy! No gay here, officer!

@fangurkseraph

4 ай бұрын

Tbf, I think it's not specifically the content's fault of that season, butt just generally any BL adaptations being forbidden in mainland China. tgcf was just lucky to be aired by bilibili, since they have a more international shtick going.

2:33 xl's like, "this osmanthus drink tastes the same as i remember" xD Also i've been fangirling abt the way san lang looks at xie lian here 2:27 (❁´◡`❁)

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

San Lang: (stares as Xie Lian drains the bottle dry and crushes it against his forehead afterward) San Lang: god I wish that were me

the third ad is literally them getting a drug trip from that plum drink 😭

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Too true; I mean, MQ is actually calm and smiling for once, and very few things aside from drugs could prompt that.

i love these random ads for some reason loved it in mdzs and love it here it's just so funny

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Same 😅 Though I think SVSSS wins in this department by having their sponsor be menstrual pads...

@BaiXue27

5 ай бұрын

@@pengiesama they w h a t i guess i've been Putting of watching scum villain too long

I find Chinese donghua capitalism amusing as all hell. (Nothing will EVER beat the Scum Villain period pad ad!) Thank you for the translation! (And poor Yin Yu DEFINITELY needs a break in life!

@HaldjasHelina

5 ай бұрын

... I have never heard of that. Is it on YT?

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

It used to be on YT, but looks like it's now locked behind a paywall--so I suspect anyone who tries to reupload it would get copyright struck.😑 Though if you google "scumbag system pad commercial", someone's uploaded it to FB and Tumblr!

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

MDZS was shameless enough to have Cornetto ads *within* an episode, but genuinely nothing can top Scum Villain's pad sponsorship.

The osmanthus commentary I might actually be dying why’d you have to do both my bois like that XDDDD

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

The dumptruck label was the highest compliment!!

Hua Cheng: I've only ever wanted that one Video: Xie Lian's chest 3:29 😎

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

We know, Hua Cheng. We know, and we understand. 🍼🍼

Hahaha there is one yogurt commercial collabing with other donghua too from season 1. Where san lang got jealous when the other guy drunk from xie lians bottle so he chugs it all up

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Gah, I can't believe I forgot that one! I'll see if I can track it down in decent quality and upload it for completion's sake.

@misyeye

5 ай бұрын

@@pengiesama theres a short one as well when xie lian was walking towards a tree, drinks. then camera pan to hua cheng to drink. i think it was on the same episode

These adds really providing us fan services 😂😂 thanks for translating it

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Our pleasure! Glad you enjoyed.

OMG i was so curious as to what they were saying thanks for the translation! :>

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

No prob, hope you enjoyed!

Why was that last one SO ROMANTIC LOL

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

The inherent romance of watching a grown man eat 10 pounds of lemons as he cries about his husband going out for the night without him...

I'm dead with the Zhongli reference. Anyway thanks now I can confirm the last one is just Hua Cheng thirsting for Dianxia

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Hua Cheng's continued existence is proof enough of his thirst for his prince. 😆

Thank you pengie, yun, and hualian for sharing quality drink advertisements! I am not immune to the work of capitalist shills when it comes to tgcf 💜

@pengiesama

3 ай бұрын

Thank you from both of us as well for watching!! 💖

あの世界観で鬼の王と太子殿下が普通にプロモーションしてるの笑う

@pengiesama

4 ай бұрын

今日の経済では神々さえも助けを必要としています...

the way they stare into each other's eyes as the ad reads i'm dead💀

🥰 even an ad with them is gorgeous. And the last one 👀 those flashbacks about xian le very intimate

@pengiesama

4 ай бұрын

They really didn't slack on the animation in these -- those adbucks sure do come with perks. Gay, gay perks.

IDK why but I find these HILARIOUS

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Well, watching FX start his idol singer career with a bunch of sentient plums is pretty hilarious.

@lizzy_da_lizard

5 ай бұрын

HAHAHHA omg literally so true

that 3rd ad..omg..so cute ;a; - they r providing us with such scenes whereas XL cant land in HCs lap in season 2 when falling down :D

@pengiesama

2 ай бұрын

They try to give us what they can, considering the circumstances 😭 And go all out when they get the chance~

@SusanChan

2 ай бұрын

​@@pengiesama I know, just the logic 😅 I cant even imagine how they gonna make the next seasons without any explicit scenes and still maintain the plot

"Slake your thirst with gege's milkies" "Slake your hunger with gege's tender peach"

@pengiesama

2 ай бұрын

Body: completely slaked

The fking english commentary im dying

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

I hope you learned many things!!

😂💕 This made my year, thank you💐

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

You're very welcome~

This is just stunning work omg thank you for posting this🙏🙏🙏

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed~

thank you for translating these! :D

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

No prob! Glad you enjoyed~

This is hilarious! Thank you for the translation! Poor yinyu needs a raise

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

A raise or a vacation, but the latter will only make it more likely that QYZ will find him...

This is so funny! Thank you for the translation.

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

You're very welcome! Glad you liked.

Thank you so much for these!! =^_^=

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

You're welcome~~

Never thought I’d say this but, Bless Capitalism😌

@pengiesama

3 ай бұрын

C*pitalism has probably produced some things of note over its lifetime, but I think these hualian drinks are kind of carrying it at this point tbh.

Thank you for this blessing !!!!!

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

You're very welcome!! Please enjoy 💖💖

“Gege’s peach” caught me off guard 😭😭

@pengiesama

4 ай бұрын

It does that to all of us sometimes... It's just so juicy.

omg thank you so much!

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Happy to help! 💖💖

Aww! Thank you for sharing this! I saw all these ads, but didn't saw them with eng subs ^^

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

No prob! Happy to be of service.

Omg thank you for this ❤, i was laughing sm watching this.

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

You're very welcome~ Glad you enjoyed!

I'm crying this is amazing

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

They certainly made me briefly consider paying absurd amounts of money to have these random drink brands shipped overseas.

FANTASTIC

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

tyty~~

😮 ty!!!😊

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

You're welcome~!

こんな可愛いCMだったら喜んで観るよ

Great captions haha

@pengiesama

3 ай бұрын

tyty~ Glad you liked!

2:27 look at him blushing 😭

@pengiesama

2 ай бұрын

Anticipating that ~*indirect kiss*~....

THE CAPTIONS ARE MAKING ME ASCEND STOP

@pengiesama

2 ай бұрын

Thank you~! Say hi to everyone up there for me.

why do i wanna drink these now?😭

@pengiesama

Ай бұрын

Blame the power of ship-based advertising!

funny thing is, i actually went to china and tried the drink from the last ad LMAO hualian is haunting me wherever i go

This made my day 😂

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Glad you enjoyed~

Xie lian saying he's gonna share his MILKIES with Hua cheng LMAOOOO

@pengiesama

3 ай бұрын

He's a very giving god, you see.

HOLY SHIT HC IS BLUSHING

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Dreaming of the indirect kisses that await him...

the zoom in on hua chengs lips 😭

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

These people know how to sell drinks!

В последней рекламе Хуа Чен флэшбэки словил

@pengiesama

3 ай бұрын

When someone's that old, I think they're particularly susceptible to catching flashbacks. 😆

面白いです。

@pengiesama

3 ай бұрын

そしておいしいです!

The logic of the ad is ridiculous but also cute. It's funny how we get fan service from commercials that we don't get from the anime.

@pengiesama

Ай бұрын

Many magical and unbelievable things happen in these ads, like an indirect kiss via yogurt and Mu Qing having friends.

@endlesssunshine

Ай бұрын

​​@@pengiesama Definitely still my favorite indirect kiss

2:34 bcuz he's been stalking u for the past 800 yrs

2:27 I just noticed that San lang blushed

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

San Lang's maiden heart can't take the excitement 💖

Get a dongua animated is expensive. Please do support them and buy 😂

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

I'd buy a whole caseload if they sold it here 😭

I was wrong thinking that things couldn't get more fruity...😆

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Then the peaches get involved. 🍑🍑🍑🍑

"Yin yus life is a joke" sadly but laughably true

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

We laugh AND we cry.

Just that time Chengzhu gets red😂❤

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

With that soup he's one step closer to his dream of becoming XL's personal shrine maiden; you can't blame him for blushing.

0:50 excuse me?

is it some kind of tea or soda commercial? I don’t know what kind of drink it is.

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Not quite! The first two are for one product, which is a drinkable probiotic yogurt -- think a similar texture to Yakult. The second two are for another product, which is a sweet and sour plum soup drink. Drinkable soups in bottles are popular in Asian countries; you buy them from vending machines and they can come hot or chilled.

#.YINYUDESERVESARAISE

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

No amount of financial compensation can erase what he's seen.

@GamersInHellOnYt

5 ай бұрын

He does . Considering he has to write on 3000 lanterns every year. We all just glossed over the fact than san lang cant write....😂

❤❤❤❤❤❤⋯⋯

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

💖💕💖💕💖💕💖

"insert capitalism here" it says ! xD

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Yogurt capitalism! Soup capitalism! Either of those!

wait didnt nan fneg and fu yao techinally have a indirect kiss :0

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Technically yes, but good luck getting them to admit it.

HAHAHAHAH "Insert capitalism here"

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Gotta pay for Season 3 somehow!

Twedledee and twedledum offcourse

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

NF and FY are about as ineffectual as the real tweedles. 😆

SLATE YOUR THIRST WITH *WHAtT?*

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Juicy, juicy peaches. 🍑🍑

tag urself im [INSERT CAPITALISM HERE]

@pengiesama

4 ай бұрын

I'm "Yin Yu's Life Is a Joke"

poor Yin Yu 😔

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

QYZ will help eat all that food and even lick the plates so YY doesn't have to wash dishes. Such a good shidi.

Hilarious! {Insert Capitalism Here}

@pengiesama

Ай бұрын

[Tell Capitalism Where It Can Insert Itself]

Do they know what 🍑 stands for??😮

@pengiesama

4 ай бұрын

I'm sure they'll understand soon enough...

0:59 what is the "👁👄👁🍑🍆" thing..

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Sorry for the confusion! It's a silly joke face I inserted to make fun of HC for being thirsty and asking XL if he likes "peaches", which is a euphemism for a certain body part.

This is even more gay then official show 😂 But I love it❤

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

And that is quite the accomplishment indeed.

正装花城似乎是美食家诶，童装花城完全不靠谱哦 说到美食，Amanda的料理推荐哦（第二集第二集花城主有一位美丽的人类下属） 中国外卖人群过多，统一是标配饮品 code geass里有一位会做饭的姐姐

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

啊啊，三郎尽力了。😭💕 在鬼市，他有私人厨师！他已经没有练习了。而且他更喜欢他妻子做的菜......

@liangci_xue

5 ай бұрын

@@pengiesama 哎，中国LGBT婚姻没有合法….哎…….

The ad doesn't even make sense! They're obviously living in a historical fantasy world so why is there a plastic bottle? 😮‍💨 That bottle is totally out of place.

@pengiesama

4 ай бұрын

It's there so Xie Lian can get the five cent bottle return. Obvs.

This is even more gay than the show lol how is this possible

@pengiesama

2 ай бұрын

Haoliners trying to show us what they could do if they weren't wearing those Rock Lee training weights...

I tried to wtahc it I really did... but the cringe... it's TOO MUCH

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

I totally get it, though in TGCF's defense, MDZS shilling for Cornetto during an episode and Scum Villain's pad sponsorship are much more psychically jarring. 😆

Just a few says ago I tought it would be nice to have a compilation od all the Tgcf commercials... THANK YOUUU 🥹🥹🥹

@pengiesama

5 ай бұрын

Preserving such important media is vital!

Thanks for the Hualian indirect kiss random drink add 🫡🫡🙏🏻

@pengiesama

2 ай бұрын

We take our blessings where we find them, and today we find them with yogurt. 🙏🙏

@kictor

2:33 xl's like, "this osmanthus drink tastes the same as i remember" xD Also i've been fangirling abt the way san lang looks at xie lian here 2:27 (❁´◡`❁)

@catseella

5 ай бұрын

Zhongli reference?

@fyrselcacher6714

5 ай бұрын

but where are those who share the memory?! I heard it too😅