1:06:16 funnily enough the Chinese invented bamboo torture, where someone is literally strapped down on top of a bamboo shoot and after a while a stalk of bamboo grows straight through their chest cavity and the MythBusters tested it and it’s actually plausible so yeah, food for thought

@ughzgaming2873

Ай бұрын

It is nice to know that others know this odd fact

@LilacShowers

29 күн бұрын

they uh... tested it, huh?

@Choujifangirl

29 күн бұрын

@@LilacShowers well yes…technically. they tested it on a dummy made out of ballistic gelatin, which is the closest equivalent you can get to human skin and flesh other then using a pig carcass as a stand-in

@KLune92

27 күн бұрын

@@Choujifangirl I remember that episode, that one and them trying to explode a stomach with soda and pop rocks.

@Longingtobesomeone

24 күн бұрын

Came here to say this! New fear unlocked for Jack. 👌

My guy, I need you to know this because it is soo cool! The indoor beekeeping. Bees activity in their hives generate tonnes of heat. If you have enough hives in your walls, they could heat the building. There are places you can say that are literal bee heated cabins and I am absolutely not over it!

I've got cookies for everyone

@JohnDoe-sl5kj

Ай бұрын

Can i have one?

@RIXY_DRIFTER_

Ай бұрын

Cookies???

@Wolf_Does..._Arts

Ай бұрын

COOKIES, U SAY?

@Boba56

Ай бұрын

🍪

@Mrpuggo0322

Ай бұрын

DONT WORRY! I MADE ENOUGH FOR 3K PEOPLE! ILL MAKE MORE IF I NEED TOO

48:10 I received a tortilla blanket as a gift from a friend after I mentioned enjoying "burrito mode" (eg wrapping up in a blanket) on the couch in winter. It's actually a quality-made blanket, and the print is accurate. 50:43 Hear me out...you can just swallow your chewing gum. That thing about it being in your intestines for 7 years is an urban legend (read: lie).

watches EmKay. "Okay cool im enjoying this." Lexi starts talking "LIFE IS WORTH LIVING!"

@MiseourMow

24 күн бұрын

Lexi makes you happy, Robin makes you mad, Jack does everything else

Christ the street lamp edit got me good.

@temporaryaccountforbestinvent

25 күн бұрын

it doesnt even cover the whole bench

@temporaryaccountforbestinvent

25 күн бұрын

but it is cool

Anyone else notice that the editor forgot to censor the first time the split bath appeared? It only got censored after it zoomed out and returned to default size

@conlon4332

Ай бұрын

2:17 Yeah, I did notice it was suddenly censored. Honestly I don't see why it ever needed to be, the people aren't indecent.

@user-uv7ii7kl2d

24 күн бұрын

I noticed

@treyparkerfanboy

14 күн бұрын

@@conlon4332youtube would probably think they were nude

2:30 Because of water temperature. You can enjoy someone’s company in the bath but hate their taste in water temperature.

The solution to the waste caused by balloons could be solved two ways: 1. Edible balloons (as long as they’re safe for both humans and the wildlife to eat, and you can even make them different flavors, like cherry or apple) 2. Biodegradable balloons (less exciting, but probably more practical than trying to make them taste good while still safe for animals to eat)

EMKAY STOP MAKING ME WANT TO USE MONEY I DON'T HAVE-

@andistansbury4366

Ай бұрын

Have you considered bank robbery.

@matthewelliott7294

Ай бұрын

Rest in peace wallet

@Apheriac

Ай бұрын

-Take a loan -Cool things -Debt -Run from the country

@Al-Cohol999

Ай бұрын

Money isn't real. It's just a slave token printed by the government to keep slaves working to pay mortgages and other debts.😊

@Dextersauve2001

Ай бұрын

Tax evasion dude. Tax evasion

The amount of howling and wheezing I’m doing over the chair attachment for your jeans probably has my neighbors worried. My dog definitely looks concerned.

@Guyinwater2847

26 күн бұрын

No one cares

@dawnstone4424

26 күн бұрын

@@Guyinwater2847 Get back in your basement, troll

@Constantine_Cvl8

12 күн бұрын

​@@Guyinwater2847I hope you get Funky Towned by the Mexican cartel

I'm not sure I want a street lamp shaped like slenderman offering me an umbrella, but who knows maybe he just lonely.

1:18 props to editor!!!

@DoAxKenney

Ай бұрын

What about 2:18 and 2:30 lmao

@AesherYT

17 күн бұрын

@@DoAxKenney because 1:18 is funny?

Response to the 70s conversation pit: They added that to Webkinz not too long ago as part of their retro collection. Ganz knows what we all want.

*intece breathing* *breathing stops* A spider like creature walks into the room Night light turns on *oh hi tim*

i had a "didnt know i wanted that" moment a couple weeks ago when i saw a post about someone's mom giving them a tiny Jesus figure and i've wanted it ever since

10:12 "Snickers bar" Riiight

Emkay when emkay posts I don’t whant to die anymore! Works like a charm

7:40 I don't have one but I do use foil folded to make the dividers. Pull the foil out, cover one side, fold a divider in the foil (make a wall), cover the other portion and then cut. Also works if your pan is too big for what you need, you would cut the foil after making a 'wall'.

the typewriter art is way too good-

5:04 my dad actually got one of these from a coworker and every time we see it we just have to laugh and say it's adorable and funny.

I’m new to your channel and just realised you’re Australian! I’m glad to see a popular aussie that makes me laugh from time to time. It gives me a sense of pride, y’know?

Lol. I have that shower/tub combo unit and let me tell y'all, I ain't giving it up but nothing. Rainfall shower, 2 shower heads, body sprayer, detachable foot massager, steam shower, aroma therapy, whirlpool tub, Bluetooth etc.....

17:11 that's amazing. I've genuinely forgotten controls and what i was doing in games. I need that

2:03 SMOOTH JURASSIC PARK REFERENCE, THANK YOU ROBIN!

0:23 it’s a good solution until the cats scratch through that too 😂

I didn't know I wanted anything in this video, but I certainly knew I wanted this video!

1:11:35 I think I read somewhere that bonsai isn't a type of tree but instead a technique that makes any tree stay miniature

41:47 Funnily enough, as long as you do it gently that is the proper way to hold a bird to restrain it (usually for small parrots kept as pets which need to be given medicine or a check up.) Since parrots need to move their ribcage in and out to breathe, holding them around the chest can be dangerous to their health. A gentle grip around the neck (more like making a ring with your fingers than actually grabbing the neck) and wings without putting pressure on the chest is the proper way to restrain a pet bird. Source: Me, as someone who has a klutz of a pet bird that I need to know how to perform first aid on/give medicine to ^^;

Nah man I knew i needed all of these i just didnt know they existed yet

1:14:24 theres no magnets or anything! this is a tension table, which is typically seen smaller (I'm not sure if it would work at this size but id assume so) where the tension with how its built keeps it up. that or the chains are actually just welded together

28:09 just like that one image of the two tiny porcelain cats drinking milk, I have this! It's got slightly different wood, and sadly the cable making the machine move broke long ago, but I do have one and it's very cool

I think I actually need these stuff, thanks EmKay!

I didn’t know I wanted this subreddit

1:10:35 my son loves these because he can't grow his own moustache yet

1:06:15 There was a method of torture using bamboo. Some fast-growing varieties can grow several centimeters a day. They were supposedly placed under a tied-up prisoner and then grew through parts of his body

13:50 you can wash and re-use plastic baggies as long as they don't break. A lot of people throw them away, but you can wash them, and some brands can even survive the dishwasher.

1:18 You dont know the lengths I will go to get that lamp.

2:53 We still had one of these at my local library in the 90s. They had repurposed it to hold different categories of magazines

i'm honored to be a part of this video

there was a guy in my high school who regularly wore flip flobsters. I would manage to be behind him in the stairwells almost every day before one of my classes and it made my day a little better everytime I saw them

21:26 No joke, I tried that soap. It left my skin feeling super dry and smelled like generic bargain bin soap you'd buy at the dollar store.

59:47 I have this pointing at my door, so I tell everyone to duck the ducking duck off

10:24 I showed this one to my mom and she was like "That would be a fun gift for someone with arachnophobia." And when I mentioned they wouldn't set it up she said "They don't know it's a gift :)"

38:29 i love this place! Sadly the slide is gone but it's a great mall!

I'll come back later. I found my nonogram booklet yesterday and it's incredibly soothing to sink into it, but I can't watch at the same time, and this video needs eyes.

10:22 i need this so that i don’t have to worry about running back to my room after taking a piss at 3:00 in the morning

the gum one, normally gum in tins like that doesnt come wrapped, atleast all the brands i've seen

@lachouette_et_le_phoque

27 күн бұрын

yeah, and why would you want it wrapped? That's just more plastic waste, it's good that it isn't wrapped individually

TECHNICALLY It's not a spider lamp, because it only have 6 legs, while spider and other arachnids have 8

i’ll have you know i ALREADY own Lobster Flopsters, & wear them very often FOR YEARS

22:17 i used to have this but i lost it, and it was amazing.

"Why the QUOIK would i want that?!" lol thats too funny

1:52 ITS THE TPHONES GUYD WITWERAWWY THE TWESTOSTEPHONES THE TPHONW GUYS (Obvi just their shells but a boy can dream)

21:20 hell nah Robin, you’re gonna have to fight me for it

A guy at my high school wore fish flops every day until graduation 6:36

8:40 that door opens into the room that guy needs to squeeze past the Christmas tree every time, and I'm 100% sure he has hit it a lot.

5:12 sorry if this has already been brought up, however im more then 3/4ths sure that magnetic goose is the goose from untitled goose game, saying this because its my comfort game lmao

The diffuser story made from Lexi made me wish I was that lucky. My diffuser stripped the top layer off some of my furniture and damaged my hifi. I learnt a very good lesson that day.

i love you dude but the "no one cares or reads these" is super inaccurate cause let me tell you i learned the hard way everyone reads your door mats.. or whatever they are called in english

@schrod1ngersc4t

Ай бұрын

You got em right! Doormats are in fact read, as you said. Whether that be for better or for worse, we will never truly know

@AnkleGuy

28 күн бұрын

@@schrod1ngersc4t oh thank you! Glad i got it right lol

50:13 AGAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BUT I WHEEZED SO HARD

24:24 "Dude, the agency is after me, and this gate is closed! Quick, open it!" "I'm on it!" Sounds of rapid getting up, followed by the sizzle of waffle batter frying "Hurry up!" "I AM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!" More sizzle "WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG!" "I HAVE TO GET MY KEYBOARD WAFFLE!" "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, KEYBOARD WAFFLE!" "MY KEY CAPS ARE BROKEN, SO I GOT A WAFFLE KEYBOARD MAKER!" Loud gunshot noises followed by screaming and screetching "Jack?"

1:14:15 I've seen a physics breaking table up close. Took me quite a while to figure it out, but there's a short chain hanging from the upward curve. That chain holds up the entire weight of the table. The corner chains is for stability.

12:21 Custom camper Emkay: is that a horse trailer

26:13 red pandas do that when they feel threatened so they make themselves look bigger

perfect video to watch while eating dinner

we all needed that table cat socks

as for the bed with the shelves.... yes you will wake yourself up by slinging a hand into the decorations or books and its aweful I would totally by the rain sounds with the cat LOL

20:13 I wouldn’t want to see the water bill, but that shower looks like it would feel just amazing

6:30 the only reason i feel the need to get these is because of how hideous they are and i kind of love them for that lol

“Cats are a huge disaster.” Tell me… i have two One pisses on the floor and the other one tears up the blinds

58:19 Don't sweat it, you get equal credit cause you're sharing the picture with us!

0:00 I live by a mall where that pretzel brand/store is right next to a hot topic, so it might be that one lol

21:25 the side panel is from RDR2, I don’t know from which camp, but it was something I noticed real quick

I was at a museum yesterday and I saw a ring that had a key added onto it, I can't really explain it well but it looks so cool

1:18 .. why did this give me nostalgia? where did i see this??

I saw a camper car video the other day. Looked just like a camper not connected. He would drive up behind trucks 😂

1:14:19 this is called tensegrity, basically the chains are causing enough tension to hold the table up. All physics, baby!

The suspicious stew pringles taste like ramen and sour cream and onion chips for anyone wondering

23:25 "Fuck the man and die" got some real energy to it.

LOL at the Nachosaurus. My Mom made hot-dog holders in Ceramics when we were kids that were shaped like wiener dogs. They are SUPER adorable and this thing just made me grin like crazy. Thank you Robin! Also the pronunciation hotline: The first time I said brazier as in the brazen (bronze) bowl-thing used to heat spaces historically, I actually said "ladies' undergarment." So, yeah. That was fun.

15:07 I can't believe somebody would go to all of the trouble and expense to _build in a single-use, pointlessly articulated spigot_ solely to _occasionally_ put water into the _two pet bowls_ beneath it instead of just *actually making it automated enough to refill itself* so you don't have to. This is literally rich people wasting money to make their own lives harder than necessary while pretending it's an improvement. 47:34 Say what you want about it, but that thing will _definitely_ get you hammered.

@LunarTFM

Ай бұрын

BADUM TSS!

As a professional delivery driver, I can in fact confirm that people do read and enjoy joke welcome mats

An indoor beehive seems like a great way to lose a house.

17:14 Funny story, there is a game like that... Pokemon FireRed and LeafGreen have little recaps of what all you did whenever you saved and exited the game. And when the recap is over it turns from an almost monochromatic scene to a vivid color and you can do whatever again.

I NEED THAT PORTAL WATER BOTTLE

grocs

@andistansbury4366

Ай бұрын

Yellow

Nobody:it’s just a regular SpongeBob sponge but they messed up badly 0:13 Me: faceless SpongeBob 0:13

You’re wrong Robin the salt in Ramen comes from the packet not the actual brick of noodles itself but then again the brick is sealed with wax to keep it together so I don’t know which is worse😰

@anoob6614

9 күн бұрын

I thought it was deep fried

@Choujifangirl

9 күн бұрын

@@anoob6614 although you might wanna Google that for yourself because I’m not 100% sure on that fact…sorry😅

Shopping for my husbands birthday with this and I have so many tabs open right now!

I actually bought the sardine paper clips for studying purposes, and honestly? I kinda love them

LMAO THE DISH DRYING RACK ONE one of my best friends is finnish so i texted asking about their dish drying rack seeing if it was an above sink one ONLY TO FIND OUT THE STANDARD IS DISH-DRYING CABINETS??? they have rack bottoms and the water drips into the sink but they look like regular cabinets. FEELS SO MUCH MORE CONVENIENTTT

25:39 this is demonic 😂😂😂

Australia has had the handwash/cistern toilet for almost 2 decades. The only problem is some regional councils are being arseholes about their installation.

Okay I totally purchased the dsub connector cable cover because of this (I found it for sale on a japanese auction site, cost me $15 but totally worth it)

10:18 i got those socks for my birthday last year. Love them. Very goofy.

As a delivery driver I can say a good door mat can make your hour. May the force be with you Star Wars Style is one i always remember, but I actually do appreciate good door mats. I have to take pictures of them to notify the Customer where their food is! ❤

0:40 another big issue with leaving your cats outside without a roof is that there is a decent chance that they escape.

12:49 From the second picture, is that the kite that started a whole mystery in the town and even had some people bowing down to it because they though it was a sign from the heavens? No seriously, I remember hearing about this and it was a kite that looked just like that lol

I need that oven that tells when you started cooking. I got memorie issues. I forget to turn things off, forget im cooking if i walk off etc. Luckily i dont live alone. But its not fun having these issues.

took me a moment to notice on the starwars carpet