"Where do you even get this stuff?" In the realm with Ryan

I don't know why my brother and cousin think listening to you would make people go crazy. I love your crazy facts man like i learn many things from you that schools don't teach.

@manditoperez4381

Жыл бұрын

Same I love your crazy facts

@KrydrogensNull

5 ай бұрын

it makes me go crazy

“Life is just a really long story of how u died” 🫡

@markob8934

Жыл бұрын

Technically it’s the truth

@illuminaplayz

Жыл бұрын

true

@aprilbrandon3441

10 ай бұрын

R/iagree

@hareem000

6 ай бұрын

This quote got used in his video.

@ardensyoutube

6 ай бұрын

@@hareem000 yeah, thats why i commented it

The "When People Insult You In Your Dreams, You're just insulting yourself" part is so sad

At one point in cremation, the body is perfectly cooked🥸

@snotmonkey357

Жыл бұрын

Jeffery dhamer💀

Imagine Marvin and Ryan meeting

@KrydrogensNull

5 ай бұрын

i think they have

Not gonna lie, I'm interpreting these as intrusive thoughts. So there's really just one person, whose brain never stops. Also, "sleeping us a free trial of death." Also I love all the ones that basically turn life into a video game.

Marvin went real silent after watching this

This is an hour I’m gonna listen to it all

@amylooney-pogue318

Жыл бұрын

Dang..

@amylooney-pogue318

Жыл бұрын

Me too

@jellyboivin

Жыл бұрын

same

@zombikitkat

Жыл бұрын

Dang..

@zombikitkat

Жыл бұрын

Me too

6:21 “What are you doin in my swamp?” -Shrek 2022

Haha I'm saving this for when I have nothing to do.

“Tennis is just a big game of no you” As someone who plays tennis, I can agree that that is actually true.

“ If you charge your phone in the car it’s technically gas powered”, WELL WHAT ABOUT A TESLA

“IF APPLE MADE A HOUSE WOULD IT STILL HAVE WINDOWS?!”😂😂😂😂

“Ice is just crunchy water” got me thinking…..

4:5- Actually, a turtle's shel is part of its skeleton. It wouldn't be naked or homeless, it would be dead.

@snotmonkey357

Жыл бұрын

And there is thedead turtle

Ryan The Questioner of Our Universe Able to break the films of reality

I can't believe I watched this a year ago, especially because I listened to this not long after it came out, I can't believe how long you've been posting, this is amazing, thank you

Finally; Someone I can agree with.

See mum, we should leave later 😂

Who else noticed that this is just a compilation looped for an hour?

WOOOOHHOOOOO. CRAZY FACTS TO MAKE INSANITY FEEL SANE

The thing about someone stepping where you stepped is false because if you stepped on your own foot, you would probably be the first person to do so and you are the first person to wear new shoes

Here is all the facts from 10:00 to 20:00. The list is in order and there might be some I accidently missed or incorrectly spelt. Enjoy! The ground you stand on is the only thing keeping you from being sucked down into the earth's core because of gravity, The reason why santa is depicted with a big stomach is because he eats everyone's cookies in one night every year, If superheros were real it would be both awesome and terifying at the same time, You can't realise you've forgotten something until you remember it, think of all the things that you've forgotten but never remembered, Phobias are basically mind allergies, When you're in an igloo, you're technically breathing under water, The last kid to leave the school bus knows where everyone lives, The vast majority of humans in history lived thier entire lives without knowing that penguins existed, Your bloodline has survived every major catastrophe in history , A book about saving forests would be hypocritical, You can never do all of your laundry unless you do it naked, What if when you blink, its your brain taking a photo, and when your life flashes before your eyes, you see your whole gallery, The chance of you dying at any moment are slim but never zero, Some strangers somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them, Thanks to space suits, humanity still hasnt touched the moon , When you're fighting a boss in easy mode, the boss is fighting in hard mode, If you trip and fall but dont die, you've survived a collision with a planet, The speed limit is the only law that people get mad at you for obeying, biking is actually vegan horse riding, With the advent of grovery delivery services, it is now possible for pizza to be both delivery and digiorno, The fancier the kitchen the harder it is to find the trashcan , When you're a kid you dont wanna sleep but you have to, when youre an adult you want to sleep but you cant, If you print money for a living, you make money by making money, Bald people save so much money in thier lives by not having to pay for haircuts, Considering how many people hate spiders, its kinda stange seeing how popular spiderman is, You cant imagine a new colour or smell, Water's flavor is its temperature, Living people eat dead mushrooms and living mushrooms eat dead people, The princess that kissed the frong could've hallucinated the whole prince thing we dont know hat kind of frog that was, The mailman has probably never been in your house so as far as your dog knows, his barking is working Doors are technically portals into other rooms, Come to think of it, a door is jsut a conventional hole in the wall you can walk through, If humans have different blood types, does that mean mosquitoes see us as different flavours, Technically everyone can swim, just some longer than others, If a homeless man adopts a stray dog, the dog is still technically homeless, A part of your body is always touching something, Six without S is nine, Some parking spots make more in an hour than workers on a minimum wage salary, When someone says hold your horses, theyre telling you to be stable, Dude, you could literally take someones grocery cart at the store go pay for thier items and leave, its not illegal because they dont own the things they gathered, Self checkout looks like a benefit for shoppers but its actually free labour for the employees, You dont make brownies, you make 1 brownie and cut it into smaller brownies, Sign language not being a universal language was a huge missed oppertunity, Someones mom could have used you as a bad example for thier kid, Drinking water with a minty mouth is the cold version of spicy, the guy that figured out babies instinctively hold thier breath underwater probably had alot of explaining to do, In the future self driving cars could probably drive themselves back to the dealership when payments are missed, Pinterest is like the virus that infected the google image search, The best liar you know is not the best liar you know, The apple logo represents that you will never get the full product, The only part of your reflection that you can lick is your tongue, Too many birthdays can kill you, Social anxiety is basically conspiracy theories about yourself, You can save 100% by staying home on black friday, If you win a years worth of calendars do you only win one calendar, We complain that everything is expensive yet when sold cheap, we automatically assume its defective or fake, Calves drink thier mother cows milk until one day theyre old enough to realise thay can eat the floor, I wonder if one day the phrase dont judge a book by its cover will morph into dont judge a video by its thumbnail, Sleeping in is considered lazy, but going to bed early isnt, It would be really weird if emotional dramas had cry tracks similar to sitcoms with laugh tracks, Scissors dont cut paper, they just precisely rip it, Bumper stickers are just car tattoos, You dip everythign you eat in saliva, Every new born child has held the record for youngest human alive, Batman is the only lego character to have a nose, If spiderman has the power of a spider, shouldnt the webs come out of his butts, Many dogs had to die because thier owners didnt know chocolate was poisonous for them, Magneto doesnt have to worry about losing his car keys, Theres a point in everyones life where how high can you count changes from a matter of knowledge to a matter of will,

Next time he comes in the door just be ready with like 10 crazy facts and see how he reacts...

Is Sand called Sand bc it’s in between land the sea🤨🤨

I like the new logo

My brain hurts from watching too many of these

I remember eating flinstone vitamins like they were gummies and my parents would always punish me because they said I would eventually get overdosed and die but I was five and didn’t understand so did it anyway 😂

I listen to one already that was one hour and eight minutes going to listen to this for one hour

I want to see the irl vids version

2:04 “frogs are just anti-aircraft animals” And dragonflies are fighter jets that patrol the sky for flying targets like frogs😊

Marvin is my favorite

Sleeping is just a long blink

POG

Tax evasion is like faking a subscription

If super Man doesn't have any powers isn't he just a man

Humpty Dumpty was a cannon

56:58 as somebody with glasses I can confirm that the answer is yes

Hallelujah 🎉😂

Why the quality of this video are less than 720p

"You just gotta think to yourself he's gonna run out of things to say eventually.. Right? er Right?" No

Somewhere in the world,there is a tree growing your coffin

Ryan - What is life?😕

Evil is an anagram for vile

41:27 I believe that cursive is French 😁😁😁

16:32 it’s only because of roman numerals I=1 II=2 III=3 IV=4 V=5 VI=6 VII=7 VIII=8 IX=9 X=10 XI=11 XII=12

I’m literally marvin

what is the realm? :/

Holy sht

Why do you keep putting in repeats?

Pt. i

7:17 NE

Among us

where dose this come from? wheres marvin

No all crazy fact YOU EVER MADE

The latest videos come in a different format :(

If you have a speech impediment, does that mean the voice in your head also has a speech impediment?

@juliancurtis3527

Жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure this is Marvin's realm. He gets some of these from the comments, I guarantee it, but the rest are unbelievable, who knows how he comes up with these

Actually if a turtle lost its shell it would be dead 💀

11:30 you can be weighed.

*Loads Silenced Pistol* I'll Stop Marvin

I'm confused

I'm getting bored, will this malfunction you?

I've watched 59 minutes of this I'm going insane

ii love fortnite !!!

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