Alkaline water cures everything

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Hey guys, in this video, we explore the concept of alkaline water and food. Does alkaline food actually cure you of AIDS and cancer? Let's find out.
This video took me forever to make. I hope you guys enjoy.
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  • @CrimsonQueen_plays
    @CrimsonQueen_plays5 жыл бұрын

    How to detox: Step 1. have a liver Step 2. Profit

  • @drsolo7

    @drsolo7

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yeah... Its bogus to think 'upgraded' water can detox

  • @johnyang799

    @johnyang799

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ever heard of liver damage?

  • @drsolo7

    @drsolo7

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@johnyang799 i heard. But i dont think we're dunb enough to damage it serverely

  • @johnyang799

    @johnyang799

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@drsolo7 Well, if careless, these organs are the ones that fail first. Kidney, liver, lung, heart.

  • @joops110

    @joops110

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@johnyang799 Im most cases a failing brain is what causes the issues in the first place.

  • @godfreypoon5148
    @godfreypoon51484 жыл бұрын

    I make sure I only eat alkaline batteries.

  • @Raffael-Tausend

    @Raffael-Tausend

    3 жыл бұрын

    xD

  • @catalinbadalan4463

    @catalinbadalan4463

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rumour is the acidic ones are heavily contaminated with lead.

  • @riverspohn9375

    @riverspohn9375

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh yeah me too i can really feel the benefits, I'm in the hospital and my insurance stoped paying :)

  • @HamboneCreates

    @HamboneCreates

    3 жыл бұрын

    I like batteries

  • @yondabigman4668

    @yondabigman4668

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well once it's done. You can't reverse it

  • @marcush4741
    @marcush47412 жыл бұрын

    I used to work at a health food store (for the pay, not the culture). I will not forget the day that my entire department decided they were going to start an alkaline diet... and they did it by drinking shots of apple cider vinegar and adding lemons to their water. They looked at me like a moron when I told them both of those are acidic, not alkaline.

  • @aqeel6842

    @aqeel6842

    2 жыл бұрын

    Vinegar is literally dilute acetic acid. Your departments is stupid

  • @marcush4741

    @marcush4741

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@aqeel6842 Oh I know. I went on to work in brewing sciences, they went on to continue working in health food stores.

  • @shadymcnasty5920

    @shadymcnasty5920

    2 жыл бұрын

    Don't lie u joined them because u wanted to be cool

  • @dreyvinnash

    @dreyvinnash

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shadymcnasty5920 not everyone is dumb enough to fall to peer pressure.

  • @kopioshu

    @kopioshu

    2 жыл бұрын

    Bruh bruh bruh bruh bruh Survival of the fittest? MORE LIKE SURVIVAL OF THE SHITTEST

  • @arturm6621
    @arturm66212 жыл бұрын

    Wow i had lung cancer from smoking two packs of ciggarettes per hour for 240 years But as soon as i started drinking alkalaine water my lungs dissapered compleatly Now i don't have lung cancer thank you alkalaine water👍

  • @Dhdjksjsnsnsnnsnsna

    @Dhdjksjsnsnsnnsnsna

    Жыл бұрын

    Can confirm! I was an alcoholic on the brink of death (still am an alcoholic but hear me out) and one single drop of alkaline water (about 5ml of water with 17 lemons worth of juice) cured me COMPLETELY! I was so cured that I literally drew my own blood and handed it to my presiding doctor, who then test it and confirmed that I have a blood alcohol level of -104838383% km/h per kilowatt! This is why I’m still an alcoholic! I could literally drink running alcohol and be completely fine!

  • @valentinexx

    @valentinexx

    Жыл бұрын

    @@georginahuitron4800you completely missed the joke

  • @ItsMeCharkey

    @ItsMeCharkey

    Жыл бұрын

    Love how you didn’t say the issues disappeared but that your lung’s disappeared

  • @Xenochetemist

    @Xenochetemist

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow I found out I had a brain tumor 2 weeks ago. But as soon as i started drinking alkaline water my brain dissapered compleatly. Thank you alkaline water.

  • @Kami._Kaze

    @Kami._Kaze

    11 ай бұрын

    @@valentinexx i also love how being 240 y old isnt a concern for him, i think we found a vampire

  • @louisd8407
    @louisd84075 жыл бұрын

    Liver is overated, selling it to buy alkaline water machine now

  • @silverhusky7993

    @silverhusky7993

    5 жыл бұрын

    My god. People sell kidneys, this dude sells livers.

  • @nikepic8289

    @nikepic8289

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@silverhusky7993 if you cut your your liver in half it will grow back (that's how liver transplants work ) and you could sell it for alot of money

  • @turf6863

    @turf6863

    5 жыл бұрын

    TFW the machine costs more than half of your liver

  • @MrGollum1996

    @MrGollum1996

    5 жыл бұрын

    helen popova this man/woman gets it

  • @Nour-hh7ok

    @Nour-hh7ok

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nikepic8289 no thats is why it doesn't cost a lot of money

  • @gungy_vt
    @gungy_vt4 жыл бұрын

    "List of alkaline foods: LEMONS" Ah, yes, the least acidic fruit: citrus.

  • @DiscoDevil197

    @DiscoDevil197

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes it has a very low pH meaning it has low acidity

  • @nononononoyeahgood

    @nononononoyeahgood

    4 жыл бұрын

    Although lemons are well known for their high citric acid content, lemon juice is actually basic once metabolized. They also have a higher sugar content than strawberries, but that don't make em sweet.

  • @_Hal9000

    @_Hal9000

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lol. I am not sure about its metabolic products though.

  • @blackturbine

    @blackturbine

    4 жыл бұрын

    For best alkaline water mix 50% phosphoric acid, 50% water Boom alkaline water

  • @nononononoyeahgood

    @nononononoyeahgood

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@_Hal9000 Ash test on lemons show a PRAL of 4, meaning it's metabolic byproducts are indeed basic.

  • @Boredman567
    @Boredman56711 ай бұрын

    Saying that acidic lemon water has an "alkalizing effect" because the acid's pH increases is like saying that chewing ice has a heating effect because your body makes the ice warmer.

  • @mjp152
    @mjp152 Жыл бұрын

    When I was around nine my mother had a fit about alkaline food for a couple of months. I had to pee on ph paper which she would then inspect, I was scolded every time I ate something that was not alkaline (what foods were alkaline seamed to change from time to time). She would also preach about the benefits of lemons in water and eventually when I had repeatedly pointed out that lemons are acidic her alkaline fad died down. Weird childhood 🙄

  • @timothygooding9544

    @timothygooding9544

    11 ай бұрын

    Similar experience here with "grounding" and "negative ion" bs

  • @intelchip_x86

    @intelchip_x86

    11 ай бұрын

    @@timothygooding9544 you poor soul, imagine having to go through the thorium-infested "negative ion" products

  • @DragonOfTheMortalKombat

    @DragonOfTheMortalKombat

    11 ай бұрын

    This is why kids, don't believe everything your parents say.

  • @pleaserespond3984

    @pleaserespond3984

    11 ай бұрын

    God, I feel that. My mom is convinced that cooking vegetables increases the carbohydrates in them and destroys nutrients. There is, of course, some research showing that some nutrients are lost during heat treatment, but that's all offset from the fact that cooking the vegetable makes it easier to digest. She keeps saying that some raw vegetables are "keto". I am absolutely certain she just likes eating salad and is matching hearsay diet advice on facebook to that, which at the end of the day is fine - she's eating vegetables and not doing keto or anything like that - but it's a bit cringe to listen to.

  • @Natediggetydog

    @Natediggetydog

    11 ай бұрын

    I feel bad for my little sister who’s still in school, as my mom has recently been on a similar craze with ‘Organic supplements’

  • @deplorablemecoptera3024
    @deplorablemecoptera30244 жыл бұрын

    "Just because it's PH is lower than seven doesn't mean it's acidic" Nilered: "actually that's exactly what it means"

  • @Diorden119

    @Diorden119

    4 жыл бұрын

    "Just because 6 is lower than |10| doesn't make it a single digit number"

  • @darkscrap3347

    @darkscrap3347

    4 жыл бұрын

    NileBlue* FTFY

  • @alt8791

    @alt8791

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just because the light reflected by the sky is a wavelength between 380 and 500 nanometers doesn’t mean that it’s blue

  • @mutomboken

    @mutomboken

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nathanielmohr9622

    @nathanielmohr9622

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Diorden119 -45 < |10| and it's not a single digit number 😾

  • @bland6004
    @bland60045 жыл бұрын

    Alkaline water cured my addiction to non-alkaline water

  • @Jhet

    @Jhet

    5 жыл бұрын

    Now you have another addiction to worry about

  • @Jhet

    @Jhet

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@totalbrainfail1812 your username really describes you

  • @Jhet

    @Jhet

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@totalbrainfail1812 lol you took than better than expected. You're welcome m8

  • @unpleasednut5476

    @unpleasednut5476

    4 жыл бұрын

    You join a support group online and there website front page reads "Have you struggeled with acidic water? So have we, at Alkaline embracement.com you can talk to people who have lost there loved ones trust, there money, and there jobs due to acidic water, please join for a low, low fee of 89 dollars an our of our group therapy, alkaline treatment, and pleceb- i mean certified psycological anti-acidic conditioning, call now at 1-800-alkaline and change you life forever."

  • @cezarcatalin1406

    @cezarcatalin1406

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey man, aren't you addicted to air or something ?

  • @Dariakll
    @Dariakll Жыл бұрын

    I know I'm really late but this water would actually cause harm if it actually did what it claimed. Such as "balancing your body's ph". If alkaline water actually diluted your blood and changed its pH you would die. Your blood's pH is strongly controlled and kept in a range of 7.35 to 7.45 on the pH scale. If it really changes your body's pH you would have to make the ER your new home

  • @AurenGlytterkat

    @AurenGlytterkat

    2 ай бұрын

    Well, shit. Ima go drink some melted ice cream. Science is hard.

  • @Eintracht513
    @Eintracht5132 жыл бұрын

    I know I am a couple years late, but I wanted to thank you for specifically pointing out the difference in between Type I and Type II Diabetes, as this is very often overseen or straight up ignored. As a 24 year old type I diabetic, I get asked, if I had eaten too many sweets as a child, way too often. No, I had a cold and after that I had diabetes, it sounds dumb, but it is what it is 🤷🏼‍♂️ Anyway.. am gonna go on binge-watching your stuff. Greetings from Germany!

  • @DiniduPerera

    @DiniduPerera

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s fascinating that it started after a cold. I’ve never heard of that, but it kind of makes sense. It’s like your Immune system went on a rampage and your body hurt itself in its confusion.

  • @capperbuns

    @capperbuns

    Жыл бұрын

    Damn, that's stupid that it started after a cold.

  • @Sophiebryson510

    @Sophiebryson510

    Жыл бұрын

    What is type 2 diabetes?

  • @parabirb

    @parabirb

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Sophiebryson510 Type 2 diabetes is a form of diabetes that is typically preventable and begins during adulthood. In Type 2 diabetes, insulin production is decreased and cells are also insulin resistant. It's typically caused by a combination of genetic and lifestyle factors (obesity, exercise, diet, etc.). This is in contrast to Type 1 diabetes, which is an unpreventable autoimmune disease where the immune system attacks the cells that make insulin.

  • @ayyymacaroni

    @ayyymacaroni

    Жыл бұрын

    "I had a cold and then I got diabetes" hit me like a truck

  • @partlycloudy7707
    @partlycloudy77074 жыл бұрын

    When ever I hear "detox" or "detoxification" as a selling point for a product, I immediately think it's bunk.

  • @hectorpascal

    @hectorpascal

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yep, those 2 words seem to trip a switch in my brain that automatically puts everything following them into the "delete forever" bin!

  • @gillnosowitz2795

    @gillnosowitz2795

    3 жыл бұрын

    The only one that "work" are the drinks made to help you pass urine tests. They probably mask it, but it must work judging by some of my past coworkers...

  • @juliustegelhus7822

    @juliustegelhus7822

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think vomiting and diarrhoea.

  • @MedievalSolutions

    @MedievalSolutions

    3 жыл бұрын

    Usually same. Recently I've seen someone selling a sulphate free shampoo (a not bunk product, good especially for bleached hair or dry hair or also better on sensitive skin) and immediately noped out.

  • @net343

    @net343

    3 жыл бұрын

    A friend got a real detox because of a botox problem :v

  • @askhowiknow5527
    @askhowiknow55274 жыл бұрын

    Bleach is one of the most alkaline things you can consume Remember that

  • @randomfactsguy1386

    @randomfactsguy1386

    4 жыл бұрын

    Draino too 😀

  • @Call-me-Al

    @Call-me-Al

    4 жыл бұрын

    There are literally people drinking diluted bleach daily for their health, or forcing their autist child to drink it regularly in order to "cure" their autism and claim it is parasites or "toxins" when inside layers of their intestine die and slough off and get excreted. The former is depressing, the latter makes me livid.

  • @Kimmie6772

    @Kimmie6772

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Call-me-Al oh yeah that's disgusting. What makes it worse is that it must taste really bad and Autistic spectrum people with bad taste sensitivity must not be able to bear it. The loophole for those loons is that they claim that it is not bleach. None of them have a chemistry degree tho.

  • @societalreject4

    @societalreject4

    4 жыл бұрын

    I mean a couple drops of bleach can help make water safe to drink in the wild but that's about it xD

  • @askhowiknow5527

    @askhowiknow5527

    4 жыл бұрын

    A HA is autist even a word? True though. I had a psych professor that was a school psychologist and he spent all day fighting with parents about how they’re little Jimmy needs to be sent back to class and treated like a normal child whether or not he is on the spectrum

  • @JordiVanderwaal
    @JordiVanderwaal Жыл бұрын

    I love how 6 years ago Nigel felt like he needed to explain that "alkaline water doesn't cure anything" joke to his audience. But after that, he was very sarcastic for the rest of the video. Love his humour.

  • @varghesegeorge7250

    @varghesegeorge7250

    6 ай бұрын

    🎉die dragons die

  • @redwithblue_dex

    @redwithblue_dex

    5 ай бұрын

    I agree

  • @despinosasenderos2
    @despinosasenderos22 жыл бұрын

    I once bought a berry infusion water bottle that claimed to have alkaline water in it. When I saw that I quickly turned the bottle to see the information in the back. Then I read a paragraph that said: "Do not try to measure the pH with pH stripes. An alkaline water measurement machine must be used instead".

  • @nathanlamberth7631
    @nathanlamberth76315 жыл бұрын

    I had to pause the video to stop laughing at an alkaline water with a ph of 4

  • @TheDeadMeme27

    @TheDeadMeme27

    5 жыл бұрын

    right????? 😭😂😂

  • @Yawyna124

    @Yawyna124

    5 жыл бұрын

    A range of 4-10 means it can make water just as acidic as it could make it basic, lol. Not very precise, is it?

  • @richlaue

    @richlaue

    5 жыл бұрын

    Pure water has a PH of 6 and that is why 6 is considered neutral. A ph of 4 is acid. So yes I also got a laugh

  • @jeremyowen1

    @jeremyowen1

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@richlaue 7 is neutral. 6 is slightly acidic. Also distilled water at a ph of 7 can absorb carbon dioxide from the air and turn slightly acidic.

  • @TheDeadMeme27

    @TheDeadMeme27

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@jeremyowen1 I was about to say lol

  • @CinnamonFudge2229
    @CinnamonFudge22293 жыл бұрын

    "alkaline food: lemon water" kemist

  • @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm2528

    @qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm2528

    3 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @anthonyaaaauhh5492

    @anthonyaaaauhh5492

    3 жыл бұрын

    “kemist” 😭

  • @meditationman4208

    @meditationman4208

    3 жыл бұрын

    lemon juice produces alkaline byproducts once it has been metabolized. it has a negative PRAL score. "The PRAL of a particular food is the amount of acid that is expected to reach the kidneys after the body metabolizes that food." lemon juice is an acidic substance, but it is considered alkalizing. hope this clears up confusion.

  • @Satan_Official

    @Satan_Official

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love how the guy announcing the water says that, like, "this thing is the most alkaline you can find, it's called citric ACID"

  • @Yakjiru

    @Yakjiru

    3 жыл бұрын

    For real! Exactly what I thought when I saw that. Lol

  • @QT-JME
    @QT-JME2 жыл бұрын

    For those watching in 2022 like me, there have been some updates on how extracellular acidity from that lactic acid waste prevents our anti-tumor immune cells from doing their job and making tumorous cells undergo cell death. It seems to be a defense mechanism of the T cells to stop themselves from denaturing due to excess acidity, as well as a way to stop these T cells from attacking non-harmful cells. The excess protons from the acid cause a GPCR signaling cascade leading to a ligand binding to these T cells that prevents them from acting. However, tumor-bearing mice given sodium bicarbonate had a decreased expression of this ligand and more neutralization of tumor tissue. That's just one large study from 2020 though. That's not to say any of these crazy claims Nile shows in the video are right. They're WAY out of left field, far from the science that's actually related to acidity and cancer. But I figured I'd share this tidbit I happened to find for a class project! Fuck pseudoscience. Source: “Extracellular acidity in tumor tissue upregulates programmed cell death protein 1 expression on tumor cells via proton-sensing G protein-coupled receptors", by Mori et al., 2020.

  • @aquaintsound

    @aquaintsound

    11 ай бұрын

    Ooh neat! Thanks for adding additional context with a cited source!

  • @noahrichardson691
    @noahrichardson6912 жыл бұрын

    I have had Type 1 Diabetes for 7 years and I'm very impressed to see someone understand and explain it accurately

  • @jesseolson109
    @jesseolson1094 жыл бұрын

    Whenever someone says "this food cures cancer!" I ask them what type of cancer

  • @ymei3809

    @ymei3809

    3 жыл бұрын

    the cancer that is starveation

  • @gittabobitta

    @gittabobitta

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or when someone says something gets rid of "toxins," ask them which toxins 💁🏻‍♀️

  • @dudhhrmcdudhhr6071

    @dudhhrmcdudhhr6071

    3 жыл бұрын

    it cures the side effects of eating crabs

  • @nathankronew3434

    @nathankronew3434

    3 жыл бұрын

    all cancer

  • @beckel3593

    @beckel3593

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@dudhhrmcdudhhr6071 ♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋♋

  • @eidolor
    @eidolor4 жыл бұрын

    Don’t need dialysis anymore, thanks to alkaline water I even made two friends! Jaundice and Sepsis

  • @NPCSN

    @NPCSN

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bugbears and Wormwood Friends till the end... 😂🤣

  • @antoniofernandes7816

    @antoniofernandes7816

    4 жыл бұрын

    nice

  • @nagitokomaeda3237

    @nagitokomaeda3237

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh god

  • @imdonkeykonga

    @imdonkeykonga

    4 жыл бұрын

    dont forget the a-cute kid, ney :v

  • @red2theelectricboogaloo961

    @red2theelectricboogaloo961

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@imdonkeykonga failure

  • @timchallenge
    @timchallenge2 жыл бұрын

    Alkaline water has actually been a life saver for me. Not because of it has magic healing properties, but because it neutralizes excess acid in the stomach which has massively helped with my heart burn.

  • @pswanberg1

    @pswanberg1

    11 ай бұрын

    Take an antacid. Its the same chemistry, but not retarded.

  • @timchallenge

    @timchallenge

    11 ай бұрын

    @@pswanberg1 or I could just drink alkaline water, it's the same chemistry, but I don't have to carry around antacids

  • @G.A.C_Preserve

    @G.A.C_Preserve

    11 ай бұрын

    @@timchallenge just drink regular water

  • @timchallenge

    @timchallenge

    11 ай бұрын

    @@G.A.C_Preserve or I could just drink alkaline water, it's harmless and the exact same price as normal bottled water. Y'all act like alkaline water is poisonous. If I'm going to take bottled water with me to work anyway, it's no more harmful or expensive to just grab the high pH stuff. Get a grip people!

  • @atnosh306
    @atnosh3062 жыл бұрын

    The only major benefit I think is helping neutralize stomach acid, which Americans have tons and tons of issues with. So many people have acid reflux and I think it's the best actual health benefit, if you're one of those people

  • @bradhhaan

    @bradhhaan

    2 ай бұрын

    Yes, odd he doesn't mention this. I had no idea about all this pusedo science I drink it the day before a race because it makes my stomach feel slightly better. I am constantly battling acid reflux, certainly not a complete cure but helps some

  • @dme3y690
    @dme3y6903 жыл бұрын

    "Because it's pH is lower than 7, doesn't mean that the fruit is acidic" Hmmm, yes... The floor right here is made out of ceiling

  • @benart-ist2159

    @benart-ist2159

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hmmm, but that would be true if you live on a level higher than the first floor

  • @raziasultana5222

    @raziasultana5222

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @meditationman4208

    @meditationman4208

    2 жыл бұрын

    I posted this somewhere else but just though it was relevant to solve the confusion. I just think there seems to be a misunderstanding between the terms 'alkaline' and 'alkalizing'. Lemon juice is not alkaline, but when your body breaks it down it creates byproducts that your body absorbs, and those byproducts just so happen to be alkaline. I also do not think that alkaline water cures diseases. I google searched 'are lemons alkaline' or something and quoted what it said. I will find the original source and link it here. To those that say something along the lines of 'your stomach produces acid so why doesn't that harm you' it's because your stomachs job is to metabolize food with the acidic digestive fluids. It is designed to be a container for that fluid and to keep it seperate from your body while filtering out and absorbing the byproducts and nutrients. Those nutrients do end up in the body and bloodstream. I hope this cleared everything up. Wish you all the best. Edit: Just thought its worth mentioning that a certain food is given a certain score based on how alkaline the byproducts are. As I've mentioned above, this kind of score is called a PRAL score. However, the score a substance gets when you test its inherent alkalinity/acidity (right on the spot, no metabolizing) is called its pH. These are different things. Also, the main purpose of keeping acidic substances from reaching your kidney is because your body has to borrow alkaline material from elsewhere in the body (i.e bones, teeth for calcium) to neutralize the acidic ones. If this happens enough this can lead to lots of health problems (i.e arthritis, other diseases possibly but I'm not 100% sure on that). This is why people say alkalizing foods can prevent various diseases. (it's not that alkalizing foods cure diseases, it's that not consuming enough alkalizing foods causes them, so the logic is that consuming alkalizing foods can restore the balance and 'cure' the diseases you have that are a direct result of not having enough alkalizing food in your system)

  • @michealpersicko9531

    @michealpersicko9531

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@meditationman4208 Sources? You're body regulates your pH naturally so your body doesn't give a shit about what pH your food is your body's ph can reach homeostasis on it's own; you're basically full of shit and i imagine the 420 in your name isn't just a joke it's part of your "scientific process." Just eat regularly and let your body worry about taking care of it's pH and don't worry bout helping it out you'll do more damage

  • @arkancer2210

    @arkancer2210

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@benart-ist2159 so you need to be high

  • @alexschrijnemaekers8067
    @alexschrijnemaekers80674 жыл бұрын

    How to detox like a boss: 1: Have a liver. 2: Have at least 1 kidney. 3: Enjoy!

  • @themax2848

    @themax2848

    3 жыл бұрын

    instructions unclear i sold all my kidneys, livers, hearts, stomachs and left leg, help please

  • @catalinbadalan4463

    @catalinbadalan4463

    3 жыл бұрын

    Instructions unclear, just donated my heart on account is not needed.

  • @indecisivecountdooku1340

    @indecisivecountdooku1340

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@themax2848 just grow new ones you should have at least 1 stem cell to do it wait-

  • @farLander1

    @farLander1

    3 жыл бұрын

    One kidney gang

  • @noodlelynoodle.

    @noodlelynoodle.

    2 жыл бұрын

    Shiiiit I've got 2 whole kidneys I might need to sell one

  • @chraman169
    @chraman1692 жыл бұрын

    It really has one big effect that no one talks about: It helps against heartburn. A lot

  • @akiramado9198

    @akiramado9198

    2 жыл бұрын

    I drank it for quite a long time I did find d it hydrating. For some reason I dont hydrate well regardless of how much I drink.

  • @dylanramsdell2362
    @dylanramsdell23622 жыл бұрын

    This is the best/funniest video on KZread!! The fact you did this video without being condescending or laughing blows my mind. So funny just for that reason alone. It's genius cause it's a legit learning experience. you took something ignorant and turned it on its head and made something really informative out of it.

  • @thumuslol
    @thumuslol4 жыл бұрын

    Ironically, if a type 1 diabetic (like myself) stops taking insulin because they think that “alkaline water” will cure them, they will go into to DKA and have acidic blood which can be fatal.

  • @vituperation

    @vituperation

    3 жыл бұрын

    So if you hit that state and keep drinking alkaline water to neutralize it, you'll be cured! Just inject alkaline water right into your blood regularly to stay alive. Now you can stop being dependent on your regular insulin injections to stay alive.

  • @blitz7488

    @blitz7488

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vituperation no dont do that

  • @astracrits4633

    @astracrits4633

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vituperation Wow, what an improvement!

  • @laughoutloudpaperanimation4846

    @laughoutloudpaperanimation4846

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thomas Prybylski that’s kinda ironic

  • @TheMarshmallowMushroom

    @TheMarshmallowMushroom

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@georgiaclark4646 Don't copy comments.

  • @elektrode4585
    @elektrode45853 жыл бұрын

    It’s been 5 years Nigel, and you still haven’t explained one thing - does alkaline water protect you from nuclear fallout?

  • @Gokuos

    @Gokuos

    2 жыл бұрын

    This comment right here

  • @tristanuchiha6285

    @tristanuchiha6285

    2 жыл бұрын

    The short answer is obviously no, but there are some interesting points to talk about regarding the subject. I think that it's explained in a very intricate and detailed way in this video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/nGyE2tOgnMyvntI.html

  • @elektrode4585

    @elektrode4585

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tristanuchiha6285 ahh ok thanks, that clears up the confusion now. I’ve seen the guy in that video a few times before, he never gives his viewers up or lets them down with unsatisfactory explanations.

  • @Robotcreeper101

    @Robotcreeper101

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tristanuchiha6285 this video was very helpful and its academic value is beyond comparison. I cannot thank you enough for providing it to me.

  • @hellstoastt

    @hellstoastt

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Robotcreeper101 That video has since been debunked. I found an even better video that uses ACTUAL facts. Here: kzread.info/dash/bejne/m52flJewoazbdtI.html

  • @heyjohnsmith
    @heyjohnsmith2 жыл бұрын

    I wish NileBlue starts back making this debunked series. The amount of lies in this world is growing crazy.. Especially with all these new types of cure-all miracle diets

  • @lynniewood

    @lynniewood

    2 жыл бұрын

    Most of them are just expensive eating disorders

  • @ARCHIVED9610

    @ARCHIVED9610

    11 ай бұрын

    @@lynniewoodYeaa

  • @AzngameFreak03

    @AzngameFreak03

    11 ай бұрын

    You start to question these things when the government lies extensively. For example cannabis and pyslocibin mushrooms. Both were claimed to be too dangerous for study but the more people use them they see their mental instability wash away and a calming silence when partaking either before or after.

  • @anhydrouswater
    @anhydrouswater2 жыл бұрын

    I don't buy into wild health fads but have read a tiny bit about kidney stones and work in the citrus industry. Pulled this from pubmed "Citrus juices are rich sources of citrate. Oral citrate is absorbed in the intestine and nearly completely metabolized to bicarbonate, providing an alkali load"

  • @Mr371312
    @Mr3713124 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes my -bleach- alkaline enema got rid of all my -intestinal lining- acid demons inside me.

  • @BenjaminPeterParker

    @BenjaminPeterParker

    3 жыл бұрын

    Very underrated comment

  • @superchroma

    @superchroma

    3 жыл бұрын

    Make sure to follow up with another one with soy sauce to restore beneficial salts to the body.

  • @net343

    @net343

    3 жыл бұрын

    I think people actually spray their anuses with bleach

  • @net343

    @net343

    3 жыл бұрын

    @starshipeleven wtf is wrong with humanity

  • @Sandux930

    @Sandux930

    3 жыл бұрын

    Now all my poops are a healthy cherry red 👍🏻

  • @Goomatora
    @Goomatora5 жыл бұрын

    Citric Acid? Sorry bro acid is a scary word I'm not gonna be eating that anymore

  • @IAmNumber4000

    @IAmNumber4000

    5 жыл бұрын

    Goomatora Dang u right. To think I been eating lysergic acid diethylamide this whole time.

  • @jali4000

    @jali4000

    5 жыл бұрын

    Acid? Whoah. What is this? Some kind of science experiment?

  • @erinmayo5170

    @erinmayo5170

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@IAmNumber4000 wait LSD isn't food? I've been eating tons everyday.

  • @charles8060

    @charles8060

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mushrooms instead

  • @milokaw4193

    @milokaw4193

    4 жыл бұрын

    You should also stop taking in ascorbic acid

  • @korygurman6638
    @korygurman66382 жыл бұрын

    Anyone else have the “dangerous book for boys” growing up? I swear there was a recipe for lemon soda that was baking soda and lemon juice in water. Edit: also i love alkaline water simply for the taste and mouth feel but in no way did drinking it stop bladder cancer from popping up

  • @biped8500

    @biped8500

    Жыл бұрын

    That book also has my favourite paper airplane instructions

  • @igameidoresearchtoo6511

    @igameidoresearchtoo6511

    10 ай бұрын

    Actually there is a reaction between baking soda and citric acid which is well known to enhance muscle fatigue for short periods of time (a few minutes) and its because baking soda and citric acid react to form sodium citrate and CO2, and sodium citrate is what enhances muscle fatigue and aids in spending that last bit of energy in the gym but it’s also dangerous if too much is consumed. Basically lemon soda isn’t nonsense, also it aids in dental health because it neutralizes the acids that bacteria make between teeth that can damage teeth.

  • @lexitinakelly8726
    @lexitinakelly87262 жыл бұрын

    "after hearing that it could take me to the next level, i was interested" oh god... nile becoming next level is a thought that genuinely scares me. he's already chaotic enough...

  • @eternal8song
    @eternal8song4 жыл бұрын

    during thanksgiving, my cousin's mother in law was trying to tell me to drink alkaline water "to help with my heart transplant". I just looked at her, said "stomachs are full of acid. its not gonna even get past that." and went back to eating acidic cranberry sauce.

  • @whatisahandlebruh

    @whatisahandlebruh

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ye, watch as someone makes a product and they tell people that it gets rid of the acid in their body. It’d be either dumb since it doesn’t work, or terrible because it does.

  • @raziasultana5222

    @raziasultana5222

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao and i put squirts of lemon/lime on my fish or meat each time i have it.

  • @THE-TRUE-AND-ONLY-GOD

    @THE-TRUE-AND-ONLY-GOD

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@raziasultana5222 On fish yes, on meat? Wtf??

  • @zeaxanthinepoxidase

    @zeaxanthinepoxidase

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@THE-TRUE-AND-ONLY-GOD lemon on meat is perfectly fine wtf are you on

  • @THE-TRUE-AND-ONLY-GOD

    @THE-TRUE-AND-ONLY-GOD

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@zeaxanthinepoxidase Probably eating some quality meat is all. Salt and Pepper is all you need on a T-Bone

  • @anweshbhattacharya8017
    @anweshbhattacharya80178 жыл бұрын

    Your sarcasm is advanced. Very informative and humorous video.

  • @firehoax9230

    @firehoax9230

    7 жыл бұрын

    Anwesh Bhattacharya sarcasam2.0

  • @JS-kr7zy

    @JS-kr7zy

    5 жыл бұрын

    An alkaline diet can cure that to

  • @johnyang799

    @johnyang799

    5 жыл бұрын

    Idk why you call it sarcasm. The whole video is not sarcastic. Sounds like it in the beginning but that's not actually sarcasm.

  • @asperg8735

    @asperg8735

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think he titled the video like this to deter the people who would probably take this video down for telling the truth.

  • @jacobcottom265

    @jacobcottom265

    5 жыл бұрын

    For a while I was really questioning if this was sarcasm or not

  • @charl3ssh33n4
    @charl3ssh33n42 жыл бұрын

    being a type 1 diabetic, i laughed so hard. ah yes i just need to drink some of this water and im all good! if it were that easy i wouldn't have been hospitalized for acidosis due to diabetic issues multiple times now, thats the biggest load of crap ive ever heard 😂😂😂

  • @danman7486

    @danman7486

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean he did say it was a “program” that cured their diabetes so they probably just had them not eat any sugars. Unless that’s not how it works.

  • @charl3ssh33n4

    @charl3ssh33n4

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danman7486 it's not. You can't just "cure" diabetes. Now that being said type 2 diabetics have been able to "reverse" the affects by diet change and taking massive life changes to make it possible and it doesn't work for everyone. And type 1 isn't curable it's for life as far as I know (and again I have it none of my doctor's have said with changing diet or drinking specialized water would get rid of it) type 1 means your pancreas doesn't produce insulin anymore and as far as I know that's not something that's reversible

  • @charl3ssh33n4

    @charl3ssh33n4

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danman7486 nile also explains that type 1 can't be cured. If you listened to the claims after he gets quite upset about the fact that they are telling type 1 diabetics to have an alkaline diet and stop taking their meds Wich is life threatening.

  • @NeurodivergentSuperiority

    @NeurodivergentSuperiority

    11 ай бұрын

    Remember, your doctors never fed you alkaline water

  • @jasond4131
    @jasond41312 жыл бұрын

    Worth mentioning that in sufficiently advanced cases of type 2 diabetes, pancreatic beta cells start to "burn out" and die from trying to push out insulin faster to overcome the body's insulin resistance. So, someone who has been type 2 for long enough might eventually produce as little insulin as a type 1 diabetic. This does generally take years, or even decades of poor glucose control, though.

  • @whoisjohnwick

    @whoisjohnwick

    11 ай бұрын

    silly betas, keep that beta shit away from me, alpha males only

  • @ELMASCARILLA
    @ELMASCARILLA4 жыл бұрын

    I think this is the most passive-aggresive video I've ever seen

  • @intraterrestrial5035

    @intraterrestrial5035

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea, nile just doesn't want to eat vegetables 🤣

  • @Davis38
    @Davis385 жыл бұрын

    "Just because Sulfuric acid is not alkaline, it doesn't mean that when it enters your body it will not have an alkalizing effect"

  • @zaidakbaralmuharram2984

    @zaidakbaralmuharram2984

    5 жыл бұрын

    *Proceeds to consume sulphuric acid and starts vomiting blood*

  • @nosajsamaniego4512

    @nosajsamaniego4512

    5 жыл бұрын

    Like,... he/she is not wrong though; This is semi-basic nutrition knowledge; I studied on the Registered Dietitian Track at Texas A&M University; This has been confirmed knowledge for A WHILE now; But, definitely shouldn't drink sulfuric acid straight up;

  • @Davis38

    @Davis38

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nosajsamaniego4512 You're right. I should drink nitric acid instead.

  • @nosajsamaniego4512

    @nosajsamaniego4512

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Davis38 I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but please don't; I like you better alive;

  • @Davis38

    @Davis38

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nosajsamaniego4512 Ok I am not goingto drink any acid. I'm going with bleach, instead.

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 Жыл бұрын

    My guess about lemon being "alkalizing" is that it contains potassium, which is an alkali metal, and they don't understand that this doesn't mean it makes things alkaline.

  • @audreyhunter6099
    @audreyhunter6099 Жыл бұрын

    The idea of “next level digestion” is… terrifying

  • @darkmega97
    @darkmega974 жыл бұрын

    As a base rule when someone tells me something treats a bunch of very different health problems I'm just going to assume it treats absolutely nothing

  • @Call-me-Al

    @Call-me-Al

    4 жыл бұрын

    Especially if they claim it will cure cancer or autism.

  • @Ninetails2000

    @Ninetails2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Call-me-Al Or they try and imply that the hot button diseases of the week wouldn't exist for those who use it.

  • @Call-me-Al

    @Call-me-Al

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Ninetails2000 like how drinking colloidal silver will magically kill all covid-19.

  • @theoverseer393

    @theoverseer393

    4 жыл бұрын

    if there's only benefits, it's probably a sham

  • @lorena3528

    @lorena3528

    4 жыл бұрын

    "base" rule heheheh

  • @Hugh.Manatee
    @Hugh.Manatee8 жыл бұрын

    Wow, I'm so angry at my professors right now! I've spent 5 years in university studying biochemistry. We had a class entirely dedicated to the chemistry of water, because it's so important to the functioning of cells, and at no point did anyone teach me about increasing or decreasing the cholestosize of watermolecules. I don't even know what that means... I feel so uneducated...

  • @NileBlue

    @NileBlue

    8 жыл бұрын

    +AdenineMonkey You have been scammed. Demand that the school give you your money back

  • @anjelpatel36

    @anjelpatel36

    5 жыл бұрын

    Neither did they tell you that water molecule will actually penetrate and distill out actual herbs...

  • @StormBurnX

    @StormBurnX

    5 жыл бұрын

    I hate to be two years late but... cluster size.

  • @rich1051414

    @rich1051414

    5 жыл бұрын

    Careful with that large cholestrosized water. It is a carrier of diabetes and will infect your blood, making it acidic.

  • @sinnison23

    @sinnison23

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@StormBurnX Yeah, I'm late too, and was looking for this very comment. XD *Cluster size of the water molecule. lol

  • @arsradiophonik
    @arsradiophonik Жыл бұрын

    Hello Nile! I hope one day you can make a video about chlorine dioxide! My parents cling to the idea that it has helped them cure some illnesses. Great video, greetings from Mexico.

  • @michelgiordano5146
    @michelgiordano51462 жыл бұрын

    thank you so much! i've wanted a video about this for an eternity!

  • @jasepoag8930
    @jasepoag89304 жыл бұрын

    "Toxins" is pretty much my WOO buzzword signal to stop listening.

  • @alt8791

    @alt8791

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same

  • @skwozies3083

    @skwozies3083

    4 жыл бұрын

    Right

  • @alt8791

    @alt8791

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mine is actually “detox”

  • @Ninetails2000

    @Ninetails2000

    4 жыл бұрын

    "What are toxins?" "Its, like, all the bad stuff in your body." "Like?" "You're being really toxic right now, you're just a big pharma sheep." "Aiet, I'm bout to head out."

  • @alkeryn1700

    @alkeryn1700

    4 жыл бұрын

    Toxins are a thing i'd rather say the word "detox" to be bs

  • @gustavogodoy9626
    @gustavogodoy96263 жыл бұрын

    Detoxx defendants be like: I drank this, sent a sample of my blood and my doctor said "Your baldness is totally cured" and then everyone stood up and clapped in celebration

  • @HerrWayne45

    @HerrWayne45

    3 жыл бұрын

    "my penis tripled in size afterwards and I am chadly enough to make women instantly orgasm upon seeing me"

  • @ThiagoGasparino
    @ThiagoGasparino11 ай бұрын

    This is one of your best videos to date!

  • @AnnaLexi
    @AnnaLexi2 жыл бұрын

    *_Thanks so much to Nile for this video as I recently bought alkaline water!!_* *_I kept rolling my eyes at the ppl in the videos spewing BS, the BS on the websites, & on the testimonials.._* *_I did research myself before trying the alkaline water in my fridge!! Still haven’t tried it. LOL weeks later its still sitting in my fridge.._* *_Anyway this video was so informative with straight FACTS.. Telling the real truth about alkaline water & diet.. Thanks again!!_*

  • @Demonic_Tang
    @Demonic_Tang3 жыл бұрын

    The intense sarcasm made me immediately fall in love with this channel

  • @snufkin4374
    @snufkin43744 жыл бұрын

    Do a “Anti-Pseudoscience” series

  • @farenhite4329

    @farenhite4329

    4 жыл бұрын

    Questions for science has a similar series.

  • @corbeaudejugement

    @corbeaudejugement

    4 жыл бұрын

    there’s a channel called thunderf00t and that’s his whole thing.

  • @luongmaihunggia

    @luongmaihunggia

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@corbeaudejugement one isn't enough. We need more.

  • @ocloud7389

    @ocloud7389

    4 жыл бұрын

    Look at Myles power

  • @easytooner55

    @easytooner55

    4 жыл бұрын

    NileGreen

  • @willyjum
    @willyjum2 жыл бұрын

    My philosophy professor mentioned this problem. Some people nowadays are so used to allowing paradoxes and contradictions into their life that they'll start to believe anything even if it goes against common sense. He also talked about how some people like to take a small, relative truth that's nuanced and conditioner and stretch it and claim it to be an absolute truth. Conspiracy theorists, Gwyneth Paltrow, health influencers, they're all people who took a small truth and decided to stretch it without fully understanding it and lead their lives around it.

  • @paulsaves7816

    @paulsaves7816

    Жыл бұрын

    Zeno be like "motion is impossible". It's all but a conspiracy theory !

  • @Chrispy-sx4un
    @Chrispy-sx4un2 жыл бұрын

    Love the videos can't wait till more come.

  • @Joemama-rt4vi
    @Joemama-rt4vi3 жыл бұрын

    Not even kidding I got an ad for “holy water” which will “rebirth me not only spiritually, but also physically”

  • @milesvalerius8423

    @milesvalerius8423

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peter Popoff by any chance?

  • @whyisblue923taken

    @whyisblue923taken

    2 жыл бұрын

    Must be alkalized by holy lemons.

  • @Arcanefungus

    @Arcanefungus

    2 жыл бұрын

    Oooh, that sounds like a juicy lawsuit🤣

  • @average-neco-arc-enjoyer

    @average-neco-arc-enjoyer

    2 жыл бұрын

    _that's right! contained within this hole water is the nececary technology to create an artificial womb & rebirth you!_

  • @dwellerinblack7816

    @dwellerinblack7816

    2 жыл бұрын

    Gonna rebirth myself out of my own anus thanks to holy water.

  • @aidenbuchler687
    @aidenbuchler6873 жыл бұрын

    I'm a Type 1 Diabetic and I enjoy listening to you crack down on these bold statements. Like, if I were to stop injecting myself with the insulin, my islet cells in my pancreas are dead/not working, therefore if I stopped using insulin, my blood glucose mg/dl would sky rocket and my kidneys would become shot, and I could lose my toes, feet and legs. It's seriously no joke. This stuff kills.

  • @kevinperry8837

    @kevinperry8837

    2 жыл бұрын

    Listening to him rip into those claims was great. I absolutely hate all the pseudoscience bullshit diabetes cures

  • @infernodragon456

    @infernodragon456

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yoo...I am a type 1 diabetic too. And yea, it's infuriating to see all those miracle diabetes cures..

  • @jjm3762

    @jjm3762

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@infernodragon456 I'm a type 2 diabetic and suffered from chronic acidosis and metabolic acidosis. I've tried everything including numerous gi doctors and naturopaths spending thousands of dollars. Alkaline water kills everything including acidity and allows the body to purify its own acidity through a detox method. It's very safe and has done wonders for me.

  • @bcl3341

    @bcl3341

    2 жыл бұрын

    Found the alkaline water shareholder

  • @arbresnow401

    @arbresnow401

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jjm3762 some of the best bait ive ever seen

  • @lifeisbeautiful015
    @lifeisbeautiful0152 жыл бұрын

    Sad thing is there will be people who would still deny this and say "do your own research ".

  • @ENCHANTMEN_
    @ENCHANTMEN_2 жыл бұрын

    do you drink your water with or without the electrons

  • @graceduong815
    @graceduong8154 жыл бұрын

    my parents recently bought a $700 water alkalizer 😔 these companies are taking advantage of fear from the virus

  • @asentientmonkey4860

    @asentientmonkey4860

    3 жыл бұрын

    R.I.P the $700

  • @casey-capri2914

    @casey-capri2914

    3 жыл бұрын

    My mother in law sells them for a living.... she is poor and will end up having to live with me. I have alkaline water.

  • @wejvi32

    @wejvi32

    3 жыл бұрын

    At least it's not something dangerous like other psuedoscience methods. And I gotta say, alkaline water has a pretty refreshing flavour. Still a massive waste of money.

  • @karrinechiu5397

    @karrinechiu5397

    3 жыл бұрын

    One of my mother's friend made a big fortune out of selling these water alkalizers. Like tens of thousands of USD per month. They claims that soda and acidic food is bad, and alkaline water is good. And the alkalizer also make acidic (ph 2-3) or super alkaline (like ph 9-10) water, which can be used instead of artificial cleaning agents. At least it's what they say.

  • @hazeld8016

    @hazeld8016

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@karrinechiu5397 when you sell a machine that makes disinfectant and proceed to drink it💀

  • @ahammer1838
    @ahammer18384 жыл бұрын

    Alkaline water: “balances the pH of your body” Bicarbonate buffer system: “am I a joke to you?”

  • @merchitown

    @merchitown

    4 жыл бұрын

    THANK you!!

  • @jgurtz

    @jgurtz

    3 жыл бұрын

    I remember learning about this in sophmore human biology class!

  • @elena6516

    @elena6516

    3 жыл бұрын

    but what if your bicarbonate buffer system is not working properly? Did you skip over 9:05 - 11:07?

  • @jgurtz

    @jgurtz

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@elena6516 Then you should see a doctor, an M.D. who's completed medical school, an evidence-based practice

  • @elena6516

    @elena6516

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jgurtz yes, my point is that our intrinsic physiological systems fail, hence the need for MDs who have completed evidence-based medical school. In the latter half of the video, Mr. Nile Blue cites evidence-based research regarding cancer thriving in an acidic environment and how our natural, healthy biochemistry can be disrupted as our acid-base balance system works hard to compensate for an overly acidic diet. There are only two claims refuted in this video: that an acidic or alkaline diet directly alters blood pH, and that an alkaline diet is a panacea for all ailments. Keep in mind also that doctors are people, and people make mistakes. Therefore, no doctor is infallible by way of their status.

  • @KateCantDraw
    @KateCantDraw2 жыл бұрын

    0:34 dude just listed all the benefits of drinking normal water

  • @GodlyRisky
    @GodlyRisky2 жыл бұрын

    8:44 professor stick cameo, thats awesome bro, love his youtube channel

  • @crazybeatrice4555
    @crazybeatrice45555 жыл бұрын

    You: Lv 1 Water Sipper Me: Lv 30 Alkaline H2O Connoisseur

  • @drinkyourwater1039

    @drinkyourwater1039

    4 жыл бұрын

    Level 100: *Hydro Homie*

  • @Reragi

    @Reragi

    4 жыл бұрын

    Level 1000: *_Aqua Assimilator_*

  • @rogueanuerz

    @rogueanuerz

    4 жыл бұрын

    level 3000: Alkalized Hydric Acid

  • @themax2848

    @themax2848

    4 жыл бұрын

    level 6900: Bleach

  • @mrpoopo2320

    @mrpoopo2320

    4 жыл бұрын

    Level 9000+: learn to alliterate. Any further levels need not apply

  • @momozuke2757
    @momozuke27573 жыл бұрын

    My Chemistry professor’s response to this fad: “if you pee in the ocean does it raise the pH? Some people will say yes, and let them pay for expensive alkaline water.”

  • @jjnn2

    @jjnn2

    2 жыл бұрын

    Urine is acidic, so one could say that urine will raise the pH of the ocean, because you're adding more acidic stuff to it. However, because the amount of urine is small compared to the entire ocean, the pH will only change by a fraction of a fraction, if at all. Another way to think about it is "if you put soda in the ocean, will the ocean turn into soda?" Obviously no, because that's not how it works. Same principle with acid

  • @underscoredfrisk

    @underscoredfrisk

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@jjnn2 Gotcha. As a prank I shall piss in the ocean so the ocean turns into piss

  • @Crazylom

    @Crazylom

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@underscoredfrisk I mean, it is not only piss already, but a soup. Piss soup, if you will. "TASTE THE OCEAN, FCKER!"

  • @PlayboyKeon

    @PlayboyKeon

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Crazylom the forbidden pee n poo stew

  • @insignificantduck313

    @insignificantduck313

    2 жыл бұрын

    What the sweet and sour fuck are these replies

  • @maciej4250
    @maciej42502 жыл бұрын

    15:07 If you watch closely, you can see they classified vinegar as an alkaline food... Hate to break it to you, but vinegar IS LITERALLY MADE OF ACID AND WATER! Edit: ok right below vinegar there is _distilled_ water, I'm fucking done

  • @Knobulon
    @Knobulon2 жыл бұрын

    I haven't laughed this much in a long time.... just brilliant work sir need more

  • @AlleeCatBlues
    @AlleeCatBlues4 жыл бұрын

    We're apparently going back to balancing our humours except now it sounds sciency

  • @angelwales9138

    @angelwales9138

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I thought about the alkaline diet thing when I was reading some medieval treatments for illnesses based on humors.

  • @instagib783

    @instagib783

    4 жыл бұрын

    Now that you mention it, chemtrails sounds just like Black Death miasma.

  • @angelwales9138

    @angelwales9138

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@instagib783 or miasma in general. It was blamed for a bunch of things

  • @evie5375

    @evie5375

    3 жыл бұрын

    LMAO YOU'RE RIGHT

  • @raziasultana5222

    @raziasultana5222

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lmao the pseudoscience scientists are evolving, just backwards

  • @Marcells44
    @Marcells444 жыл бұрын

    "To do this, I opened up Google and I made a quick search" (1:58) I LOVE how this sounds exactly as when you're describing your experiments. The tone is perfect.

  • @dizzious
    @dizzious2 жыл бұрын

    I think alkaline water might actually be beneficial for teeth and preventing cavities. Since cavities are caused by bacteria that release acids, neutralizing that acid every time you drink water should help prevent cavities. Personally I drink alkaline water when I have heartburn. It seems to help.

  • @endergamer794

    @endergamer794

    2 жыл бұрын

    heartburn makes sense, it's similar to how tumbs function. But for teeth, eeeehhhh, maybe, but I doubt it. Drinking water with fluorine and brushing your teeth would help more

  • @Yoshigamer3000
    @Yoshigamer3000 Жыл бұрын

    'protects from nuclear fallout' this killed me 🤣

  • @fatman9644
    @fatman96444 жыл бұрын

    NileRed: "Diet DOES NOT alter blood pH" Me: *laughs in methanol overdose

  • @mathdesm9306

    @mathdesm9306

    3 жыл бұрын

    F

  • @petergoestohollywood382

    @petergoestohollywood382

    3 жыл бұрын

    F

  • @brodun_

    @brodun_

    3 жыл бұрын

    F

  • @soapegg

    @soapegg

    3 жыл бұрын

    F

  • @theoceanic4664

    @theoceanic4664

    3 жыл бұрын

    He said diet

  • @Dremekeks
    @Dremekeks4 жыл бұрын

    2:10 - *_"It's at a very reasonable price of $1500. At first it might seem like $1500 is a lot of money, but you have to remember it cures EVERYTHING, so in the end it's a pretty good bargain."_*

  • @shade7033

    @shade7033

    3 жыл бұрын

    This line right here made me think this dropped on april 1st

  • @JeffLeonard0

    @JeffLeonard0

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's exactly what I was thinking only 8 months later!!!! Creepy! Its like you predicted the future! Still not gonna read the comments or finish the video. Got a bit past 2:10 and couldn't wait a second more to get healthy.

  • @thalanoth

    @thalanoth

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JeffLeonard0 he was being sarcastic o.o

  • @JeffLeonard0

    @JeffLeonard0

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thalanoth Yeah, right! I know what you are up to! You just want all the machines for yourself! I'll beat you at your own game and buy them all myself!!!!

  • @thalanoth

    @thalanoth

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@JeffLeonard0 Illuminati out to reveal my secrets!!

  • @EnsignLovell
    @EnsignLovell2 жыл бұрын

    I can't... This popped up in my recommended again and I love it, just the way you called them out... Priceless. btw the second glass of water was hot, that's why the tea bag worked better, that or they are 2 different flavours, with different plants, that have different colours as they are different plants.

  • @acarmichael2000
    @acarmichael20002 жыл бұрын

    This video was enough to get me to subscribe to NileRed/Blue and every color in between!

  • @RBuckminsterFuller
    @RBuckminsterFuller5 жыл бұрын

    No wonder my chemistry career didn't go very far, I didn't realize acids were alkaliZING!

  • @atourdeforce

    @atourdeforce

    5 жыл бұрын

    In some cases they are, citrus and citric acid are metabolized to an alkaline form in the body. So as confusing as it might look to eat acidic fruit and expect it to be alkaline it actually is. This is one thing that's 100% true.

  • @RBuckminsterFuller

    @RBuckminsterFuller

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@atourdeforce The very definition of an acid is a molecule which likes to give away hydrogen. If it no longer has a hydrogen to give away then it is no longer an acid. If something sour becomes a base then it's only because a different molecule received that hydrogen and became an acid. For a reaction with an organic carboxylic acid (such as citric acid), the formula goes -COOH + B(-) -> -COO- + A(+). In this case, the citric acid turns into citrate and the whole system becomes more acidic.

  • @atourdeforce

    @atourdeforce

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RBuckminsterFuller Yes and that citrate is what has an alkalizing effect on the body. Like what exactly are you trying to say here? Are you trying to tell me I wrong?

  • @RBuckminsterFuller

    @RBuckminsterFuller

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@atourdeforce The citrate does not increase net pH because it was created through the donation of a hydrogen to the system (your body). In order to convert citrate back to citric acid it would need to take that hydrogen back and you would end up with no net change. This does not happen because of the chemical equilibrium. Regardless, the only thing you need to know is that adding acid to a solution will lower pH, making it ACIDIC. There are no exceptions.

  • @atourdeforce

    @atourdeforce

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@RBuckminsterFuller I love the way you think I dont know this. Except we are not adding acid to a solution we are metabolising it in the human body, also it's not just any acid. I suggest you go study it a little because I know what I'm talking about, I'm a Doctor of Medicine.

  • @josephfield3817
    @josephfield38174 жыл бұрын

    You have no clue how much this stuff makes my blood boil! I’m a Type One Diabetic, and you have no clue how may times people have tried to force me into fad diets saying that “it’s a cure”! I love your videos, and thanks for looking out for people like us!

  • @RayAkuma
    @RayAkuma11 ай бұрын

    Me getting "naturally" alkaline water from the tab due to calcium carbonated pipes😂

  • @skivvy3565
    @skivvy35652 жыл бұрын

    I can only imagine, knowing his background, how hard Nile was laughing reading the benefits knowing the exact formulaic interactions going on

  • @purehatredandevil
    @purehatredandevil7 жыл бұрын

    “And the reason being is because alkali water...increases, uh decreases, the cholestercides of the water molecule, and it's able to penetrate... and distill out... this red raspberry actual... uh, herb”

  • @brokebloke5834

    @brokebloke5834

    5 жыл бұрын

    *cluster size...... not that your going to look at a reply on a 2 year old comment

  • @daveb5041

    @daveb5041

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@nickelchlorine2753It does reduce cluster size though. Duh.

  • @cnasper1

    @cnasper1

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@brokebloke5834 clustersize of a solvent. YUP! sounds legit!

  • @gustavgnoettgen

    @gustavgnoettgen

    5 жыл бұрын

    Uh, herb 😂

  • @tobsmonster2

    @tobsmonster2

    5 жыл бұрын

    I thought you were just poking fun, but this is an actual quote :o. Gotta make money somehow I suppose

  • @SepiaSepiaKR
    @SepiaSepiaKR4 жыл бұрын

    "Alkaline diets and alkaline water cure cancer and AIDS" Damn, antacid companies should update their marketing strategies then.

  • @darrenn897

    @darrenn897

    3 жыл бұрын

    In alot of antacids they contain bicarb soda ..like alka seltzer

  • @Jamesthe1
    @Jamesthe12 жыл бұрын

    The only way I could see upping the pH of water is neutralizing some drinking water. Some companies produce their bottles at a pH of ~5.6 (for comparison, stomach acid gets up to ~3.5 max), and it therefore should be added to while still being drinkable.

  • @meemo5196
    @meemo5196 Жыл бұрын

    i absolutely love your slideshows

  • @mathyou9
    @mathyou94 жыл бұрын

    “The likelihood that a person uses the word ‘toxin’ correlates strongly with how much chemistry the person does *not* know.” -Neil deGrasse Tyson

  • @elyesgrati

    @elyesgrati

    4 жыл бұрын

    did he really say that?

  • @elyesgrati

    @elyesgrati

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mathyou9 ok he did say it, sorry

  • @mathyou9

    @mathyou9

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey, no need to apologize. You asked a valid question, and I answered that question. :-)

  • @spvillano

    @spvillano

    4 жыл бұрын

    The irony in nature is, most of our antibiotics and our statin drugs are based on bacterial or fungal toxins. Of course, nature does irony well, just look at the platypus, the DNA matches if features in that it has bird, reptile and mammalian genes. Nature punked our scientists!

  • @turboretard9555

    @turboretard9555

    3 жыл бұрын

    I can't dispute the quote, but Tyson's superior attitude is nevertheless grating as usual.

  • @xenockz
    @xenockz4 жыл бұрын

    damn i hate it when my water gets too acidic and starts to curdle

  • @honza1220
    @honza12202 жыл бұрын

    I enjoyed this, thanks!

  • @icarickarusgaming5658
    @icarickarusgaming56582 жыл бұрын

    I mix baking soda and water to cure my heart burn. That's something.

  • @jalexoneschanel1356
    @jalexoneschanel13563 жыл бұрын

    I remember making hibiscus tea once from the raw dried flowers and it came out EXTREMELY acidic, and I thought with my middle school chemistry brain that if I put a little bit of baking soda in, it would cut the acid without affecting the taste too much. THEN it turned BLACK and I was so shaken that I just threw that batch out and made another one.

  • @NoriMori1992

    @NoriMori1992

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now I want NileRed to perform this experiment and see what the black stuff actually is!

  • @underscoredfrisk

    @underscoredfrisk

    2 жыл бұрын

    hmm interesting

  • @mpk6664

    @mpk6664

    2 жыл бұрын

    Are you sure it was baking soda and not piranha solution?

  • @BBWahoo

    @BBWahoo

    2 жыл бұрын

    Of course you had a middle school chemistry brain, a true chemistry Master would've drank the batch and written down the results

  • @Fred_the_1996

    @Fred_the_1996

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BBWahoo don't forget the glycerol and nitric acid

  • @Fede_uyz
    @Fede_uyz3 жыл бұрын

    Whenever people say "x kills y" in vitro, i love to remind them that so does a molotov coctail

  • @LeoMajors

    @LeoMajors

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Whenever an article comes out saying 'x kills cancer cells in a petri dish', remember: so does a handgun." -XKCD Comics

  • @robinpetersson3081
    @robinpetersson30812 жыл бұрын

    I got this ad on Facebook about a $250 carafe with a magnetic stirrer that apparently stirs the water to change the water molecule to be easier absorbed for better hydration. Would love to see you debunk that snake oil. And because I commented "unscientific garbage" I keep seeing the ad daily, lol 😂

  • @granthurlburt4062
    @granthurlburt4062 Жыл бұрын

    12:01 "Every doctor in the world w. 20+ yrs of experience knows cases of spontaneous healing" so therefore"an alkaline diet will cure cancer in 2-16 weeks, sometimes in minutes". How does the first statement in any way support the second?

  • @orchdork775
    @orchdork7753 жыл бұрын

    I saw an old friend on facebook advocating for rectal oxygen therapy to treat covid and other diseases. I just want to know how this idea even got started. Someone had to have put pure oxygen up their ass and then noticed that it made them feel better 😂😭

  • @devindesilva123

    @devindesilva123

    3 жыл бұрын

    Goddammit here take my upvote

  • @trickvro

    @trickvro

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or some charlatan came up with the idea to scam people, and your friend got suckered in... These alt-med types are a real scourge.

  • @jamdad13

    @jamdad13

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Spark* - ass go boom!

  • @addyshorhnr3544

    @addyshorhnr3544

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think I also read that putting drinking alcohol up there makes you get drunk faster. I think this is what caused that thought process

  • @Bulldog23636

    @Bulldog23636

    2 жыл бұрын

    I swear some of these theories along with conspiracies just start off as 4chan trolls that people take seriously.

  • @ashleynoble2880
    @ashleynoble28803 жыл бұрын

    These things are terrifying when people are taken advantage of and they stop taking their medication.

  • @patricksarama4963

    @patricksarama4963

    3 жыл бұрын

    I just inhale my own farts as medication

  • @NerdyRulerz

    @NerdyRulerz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@patricksarama4963 but does it cure nuclear fallout?

  • @Blackholebirb

    @Blackholebirb

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@NerdyRulerz I tried it, it actually brought my pet goldfish back from the dead too, truly groundbreaking stuff

  • @NerdyRulerz

    @NerdyRulerz

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Blackholebirb oh wow

  • @Blackholebirb

    @Blackholebirb

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@NerdyRulerz I know, I'm just as surprised

  • @callumburke6967
    @callumburke69672 жыл бұрын

    I was sold by the first 2 minutes of the video, didn't even watch the rest because I was already so convinced. Best purchase of my life. Thank you

  • @timotebaluyot2417
    @timotebaluyot24172 жыл бұрын

    "Atleast it can be a cheap waste of time" was iconic

  • @bottledanger4999
    @bottledanger49995 жыл бұрын

    I drink vodka and gain super strength. Super confidence. I also seem to know more about people than they know about them selfs.

  • @ka9d00d3

    @ka9d00d3

    5 жыл бұрын

    Are you Rasputin?

  • @bottledanger4999

    @bottledanger4999

    5 жыл бұрын

    Jotaro Kujo no I’m something much worse... an alcoholic

  • @dio3027

    @dio3027

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@ka9d00d3 Jotaro.

  • @ka9d00d3

    @ka9d00d3

    5 жыл бұрын

    DIO!

  • @dio3027

    @dio3027

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oh, you're replying to me? Instead of watching dolphin videos, you've decided to talk to me.

  • @loaf8506
    @loaf85064 жыл бұрын

    Sawbones did a lovely episode on this. They explained that this whole "acidic foods are alkalizing" came from a study that showed the urine of people who consumed more acidic foods was more basic bc the body has to counteract the acidity in order to maintain the extremely specific ph we need to live. I think the original study had something to do with kidney stones, but grifters gonna grift i guess

  • @Call-me-Al

    @Call-me-Al

    4 жыл бұрын

    All I know is that goats are given salmiak when they keep getting kidney stones, which is delightfully adorable

  • @NothingXemnas

    @NothingXemnas

    4 жыл бұрын

    Metabolic acidosis can prevent the formation of kidney stones if you have a tendency of having ones composed of calcium oxalate, which is soluble in acidic urine. But that is really the only benefit of manipulating urine pH, because in the end, our body is a pH controlling masterpiece.

  • @Lagggerengineering
    @Lagggerengineering2 жыл бұрын

    About the "don't drink water, because it makes your kidneys work harder" analogy. Another, mechanical one, would be something like "don't use brakes in your car because it will wear them", or "always double-clutch because the synchronizers will wear". That's the point of having them in the first place! You wouldn't add them in if you weren't supposed to use them!

  • @WiewiurTV
    @WiewiurTV2 жыл бұрын

    Alkaline water helped my creditscore, now it’s so bad it doesn’t even show! Thanks alkaline water 🙏

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