movie - batman bad blood music - flawless- yeat

@dr.devoxxiedev2768

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for telling us the song most others never say the name of the song

@NightM403

Жыл бұрын

Ye bro,thank you

@fearlesstryhard1316

Жыл бұрын

YOU STUPIDS DIDNT KNOW CUZ IT HAD TO BE ANIMATED FOR YOU ALLL OF US REAL G ALREADY KNEW ALFRED WOULD BE BETTER BATMAN

@Benj3n

Жыл бұрын

@anonlaheywhat do you listen to

@yaboighandiyo6510

Жыл бұрын

You're the goat, youd be surprised how many cool shorts exist about batman stuff that idk how to get to because of the lack of citations lol

Alfred is the definition of *"Call an ambulance, but not for me".*

@robertbusek30

8 ай бұрын

He’s also the definition of “F*ck around and find out.”

@0doublezero0

7 ай бұрын

Its ironic because in the original meme the guy who say it was also an old man holding a gun.

@jacobpellow5875

6 ай бұрын

Ichigo literally said and did it frist but I’ll let it slide cause it’s Alfred 🗿💯💀

@rayhan_313

6 ай бұрын

Alfred's not the man to call for an ambulance he legit gone call the morgue/mortician/undertaker.🤝🏼

@MMkillsINCTV

6 ай бұрын

@@jacobpellow5875ichigo sucks Luffy stomps💀

Man was in the British special forces and batmans butler he knows how to throw hands

@snas1686

Жыл бұрын

No way alfred was SAS

@KillerGamesINC

Жыл бұрын

He was in WW2

@maosama3695

Жыл бұрын

SAS turned mercenary. Before the wayne gave him a place to stay.

@Raggaratio

Жыл бұрын

@@snas1686 yep, I believe he was also a mercenary for some time. Its also canon that he has hidden a shotgun in wayne manor so well Bruce didn’t find it.

@ItalianoBodybuilding

Жыл бұрын

I now have 10x more respect after learning this fact about Alfred, legend🫡

If a old man pulls the boxing guard you better start running

@acgearsandarms1343

2 ай бұрын

Or at the very least, a bigger blade.

@yak596

2 ай бұрын

Fax 😂

@LunaMane

2 ай бұрын

I'll give Calculator this much. He had the stones not to back down from the fight. Most low-level villains would've run off.

@Degdreams

Ай бұрын

He pulled the "why I oughta"

@GoofyHolic

25 күн бұрын

​@@Degdreams"You whippersnapper"

"Alfred grew up in the british hood, young gansta"

@Grim-Thesis

21 күн бұрын

If he had a knife I don’t think this episode would be that long

@doyouknoedawae

21 күн бұрын

@@Grim-Thesis LOL REAL

@VoxMachina8

6 күн бұрын

Ha not the hood!! I would read that.

@idum9629

6 күн бұрын

Not to mention he was SAS

@doyouknoedawae

6 күн бұрын

@@idum9629 OH YEAH LOL

Alfred Pennyworth, the only man in the multiverse who can send Batman to his room.

@cofffee817

10 ай бұрын

That reminded me of a scene in the lego batman movie so thank you for that lol

@auden4531

9 ай бұрын

@@cofffee817 is it the beatboxing no scene?

@cofffee817

9 ай бұрын

@@auden4531 Yes, yes it is

@auden4531

9 ай бұрын

@@cofffee817 I'm glad I wasn't the only one to think of that

@soundwave6366

9 ай бұрын

@@cofffee817 I thought of Batman being locked out by Alfred’s parental controls lol.

Alfred is British, he ain't afraid of a guy with a knife. That's an average Tuesday back in England.

@YaBoiMcLovin

Жыл бұрын

Chewsday*

@archlectoryarvi2873

Жыл бұрын

​@@YaBoiMcLovin innit?

@gilgamesh7055

Жыл бұрын

You mean London. Yall are wack over there.

@isopropyltoxicity

Жыл бұрын

An average chewsday in england innit

@TheKeefeStone

Жыл бұрын

Also retired SAS

bro said "put up your dukes you rapscallion"

@alejandrovital-lopez6038

19 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Imfunnywithafewscrewsloose

19 күн бұрын

LOL

@noremac387

4 күн бұрын

If an old head said that to me, I would want no smoke

It's always satisfying to see that character you thought can't fight can actually fight.

@dieselthegodd003

5 күн бұрын

I thought it was known that Alfred had hands

@KingLegendaryHero

3 күн бұрын

@dieselthegodd003 yeah but I meant unexpectedly like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, or Gru from Despicable Me. It's almost like an ultra instinct type of moments.

@Pinkmomo_

Күн бұрын

Def, so much fun

In the comics it’s revealed Alfred has: 1. No problems with killing people. 2. A recurring dream in which he murders the Joker in cold blood, from which he wakes up smiling. Dude is colder than ice.

@Xx_SuperPenis_xX

Жыл бұрын

I dont blame alfred joker tortured the equivalent of his grandchild (jason) and basically his son

@Shadowkey392

Жыл бұрын

Wasn’t he SAS before he became a butler?

@MCshadr217

Жыл бұрын

​@@Shadowkey392 Yea something like that, mother fucker is straight cold blooded.

@caseymartinmedia6074

Жыл бұрын

@@Shadowkey392 yes

@frankiekemp5960

Жыл бұрын

How the fuck do you kill joker in cold blood. It’s always justified😂😂

Alfred is a gentleman, he doesn’t fight. He engages in fisticuffs.

@nikostyleonyomamacoochie8513

7 ай бұрын

He peruses in the giving of hands

@-MinuGoji

6 ай бұрын

C’mon you want to go a round of fisticuffs, eh? Hear! Hear! I can put up a scrap! Marquis of queensbury!

@silverhawk8699

6 ай бұрын

He indulges in a minor bit of floating with the likeness of a butterfly, and stinging in the manner of a .50 cal bullet🧐

@IvoryTheGuy8150

6 ай бұрын

Hmm yes, quite

@robisfantasticutube

6 ай бұрын

A keen student of pugalism

Did peeps forget that Alfred used to be straight British special ops? Lol

He boxes like a true back-alley London kid.

@persona8439

3 күн бұрын

I think he was a back alley london kid

@xxxmetalslugga5349

2 күн бұрын

It's clearly Peek A Boo Tyson style boxing that style is American made

Guy: **punches Alfred** Alfred: “So you have chosen death.”

@collinsmith2047

Жыл бұрын

me: literally kills two birds with one computer component

@selenelunamoon7870

Жыл бұрын

Alfred Finna become a avenger watch

@NerdolaO

Жыл бұрын

Alfred is not gonna sugarcoat it

@twinodoom

11 ай бұрын

"This mustn't register on an emotional level."

@INFERIORMARCH

10 ай бұрын

@@collinsmith2047😂😂😂😂

Dude's a retired veteran who helped train one of the best hand to hand fighting superheroes. He got hands for days.

@HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince

9 ай бұрын

He may be old but even we are impressed. Even Mad Hatter got his mind blown in reaction since Alfred has both a smart and brawn IQ.

@ArchknightAlpha

9 ай бұрын

Wasn't he British Secret Service or something similar?

@HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince

9 ай бұрын

@@ArchknightAlpha if you're thinking of The Kingsman Services, very funny. Lol!

@TheBatmanofyoutube

9 ай бұрын

​​@@ArchknightAlpha SAS. One of, if not THE most hardest training in europe im pretty sure

@nagatouzumaki4047

8 ай бұрын

He even stomped superman in a fight

That stance cold asf lol I didn't know Alfred could throw the hands like that haha this was dope

He's not just a butler. Have you seen Gotham, he's a badass! Granted he was portrayed as a young Alfred.

I love that Alfred doesn’t have to follow Batman’s “no killing” rule. Alfred isn’t as unhinged has most of the Bat Family. And he’s Bruce’s last resort if stuff goes very south.

@ServerDweller

Жыл бұрын

Obviously he's not as unhinged as most of the bat family. He's the most unhinged of them all

@paulortiz2984

Жыл бұрын

Alfred's also ex-military, special forces. So hes killed before.

@maxgriffin696

Жыл бұрын

Nightwing: Bruce, what is your last line of defense for the house? The Batcave? All of this? What happens if every one of your contingencies fails? What's left? *Alfred Pennyworth loads shotgun with murderous intent*

@Adahy_Bullet

Жыл бұрын

​@@maxgriffin696and when that fails... Time to throw some hands. Honestly love Alfred.

@abdirahmanibrahimmahamu5409

Жыл бұрын

That is why Jason Todd, aka Red Hood, looked up to Alfred

Other than rash al ghoul, Alfred was the second person that teached Bruce on how to fight

@whitecrewmate9759

Жыл бұрын

Taught

@rubenmiguel13

Жыл бұрын

​@@achievementsaversextras9054 why not? crewmate was just teaching

@carenthusiasm345

Жыл бұрын

So you forgot all the masters that Bruce learned those skills from travelling around the world. Masters like Richard dragon, Ted Grant, Max Dodge, Don Miguel, Krigi, Sumi Tomo, Chin Li, Sergei Alexandrov, The Ten Eyed Brotherhood, Henry DeCard, David Cain, Sheehan Matsuda, Sho La,Hisan Tan,Willie Dogits,Kingsley,LaSalle,Mark Jenner,Peter Allison,Rafael,Orelis Bach,Webber,Shastri,Bronze Tiger,Chinese opera, Fredrick stone, lady Shiva. Etc are Batman's teachers.

@Menace_to_society_k27

Жыл бұрын

"Rash Al ghoul "💀 It's pronounced 'Ras Al Ghul'

@laprinhound9369

Жыл бұрын

​@@achievementsaversextras9054 Did you not attend 2nd grade?

The one man who can tell Batman it’s bedtime

When Batman says I'm not going to kill you but I don't have to save you. Alfred says have a good night in hell

Bro raised the goddamn batman, no one should be messing with him

@azeroth2994

5 ай бұрын

also he's Brittish, naturally resistant to knife attacks

@rileyowen7245

5 ай бұрын

He also handed superman's ass to him

@DerEinwolfe

4 ай бұрын

​@azeroth2994 SAS and MI6, at that. Alfred is an Englishman's Englishman.

@Weenuz

4 ай бұрын

​@@azeroth2994🤣🤣

@joeturner9219

4 ай бұрын

Please don't use God's name as a cuss word

Ain't no way Alfred just pulled out the peek-a-boo boxing style 🤯

@coreymartin6486

Жыл бұрын

We need to see him do a dempsey roll

@gabrielpuschautz

Жыл бұрын

​@@coreymartin6486 a man of culture, i see😊

@Princebayne563

Жыл бұрын

AGAINST A KNIFE

@benjamintheengineer

Жыл бұрын

No doubt, Alfred can throw some hands 🤘

@stormbringer2840

Жыл бұрын

Mike Tyson would be proud

Keep in mind, Alfred is the same butler who managed to fight Superman, of all superheroes, and curb stomped him fair and square.

People forget that he’s a retired special forces. He knows how to fight.

Batman is unavailable Alfred: Aight Bet 🧐 🤜🤛

@TIsh-rb8hh

5 ай бұрын

Lol

@BrownieBroTV

5 ай бұрын

“Finna take over for da homie bat rq”

@ReverseTyzen

5 ай бұрын

@@BrownieBroTV remember he's still sophisticated

@Bleed_

5 ай бұрын

Best emoji combo EVER 🗿

@user-qg4sf4ei7j

5 ай бұрын

​​@@ReverseTyzen "Thou shall temporarily obtain thy mantel of the, whom defends Gotham.🧐"

"I don't think you understand. I'm not the sidekick. I'm the butler"

@uzuchihasasuto6996

4 ай бұрын

"And my job is to take out the trash."

@drstone46

4 ай бұрын

The butler the father and the only person in the entire bat family they collectively don't want to run the ones with respectfully.

@o-wolf

4 ай бұрын

He aint the butler, hes the bodyguard

@dani3lda1by81

4 ай бұрын

​@@o-wolfNah he ain't the bodyguard he's HIM

@economistsingh1828

4 ай бұрын

Nah he ain’t him, he’s THAT GUY@@dani3lda1by81

Alfred got _HANDS_ bro 💀 hands *_FOR DAYS!!_*

“I thought you didn’t kill?!” “My master has that rule. Unfortunately, I don’t follow rules.”

@GerardoSanchez-mq4vz

Күн бұрын

There is a quote like that I think it was "You mistake me for my masters rule"

They wasn't lying when they said "Alfred is allergic to Ls" 💀

@omnibeta1876

Жыл бұрын

The only L he accepts is the one in his name.

@tranimationstudioz4727

Жыл бұрын

@@omnibeta1876 DAYUM

@frostyelwood9898

Жыл бұрын

@@omnibeta1876 bro knocked Superman out and he’s probably never gonna let him live that down

@misterb3577

Жыл бұрын

​@@omnibeta1876 Goddamn, that's savage. I gotta remember that one, lol.

@recap1843

Жыл бұрын

@@frostyelwood9898 Yeah about that... Lets just say Supes is a very salty and petty bitch in GAU part two.

Alfred really fighting like Mike. He was thinking "You should've just let me shoot you, but you had to be difficult, now you finna catch these hands"

@oscarbolanos8207

6 ай бұрын

Yeah Mike learn from the best teacher ever ALFRED ❤❤❤

@MattBuckhout

6 ай бұрын

For real Man was bobbin and weaving

@YokaiX

6 ай бұрын

@@oscarbolanos8207nah Cus D’Amato learned from Alfred then taught Mike

@MadameTamma

6 ай бұрын

I read that in Alfred's posh British accent and I can't stop laughing

@RumplestillSkin99

6 ай бұрын

Jack Dempsey

Alfred served in the British military. He was a medic in the Royal Air Force and a member of the Royal Marines, British Secret Service and the British Army's Special Air Service

@Ender-bg2hx

25 күн бұрын

Dude’s built different and also classy.

Alfred gave him the 1. 2. Buckle me shoe

Alfred: "usually I serve Master Bruce his meals, but tonight I'm serving these hands".

@P4tchNote

8 ай бұрын

LMAO

@elizabethhernandez2911

8 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

Alfred using that peekaboo style like he is Iron Mike Tyson is low key classy.

@8ddball314

11 ай бұрын

That’s not peekaboo style learn more about boxing

@aboveaero

11 ай бұрын

@@8ddball314cap

@realtalkboxing.

11 ай бұрын

@@8ddball314that’s literally the peekaboo style are you blind

@supersandwich8967

11 ай бұрын

@@realtalkboxing.fr this mofos knows nothing

@Natsuke1104

11 ай бұрын

​@@8ddball314ok Mr. World Champ, teach us what it actually is.

Me: Alfred the Movie. Alfred: It's time to clean up this city.

Batman: where did you learn fight from? Alfred: just boxing

_“Batman won’t kill you, but my butler can.”_ *-Bruce Wayne, probably*

@Dante_Ranzetovich

11 ай бұрын

Bruce wayne its batman??????

@TheSoullessImmortal

11 ай бұрын

@@Dante_Ranzetovich no shit, Sherlock. but in his mind, Bruce and Batman are two different people. one’s a billionaire and the other is a vigilante

@Dante_Ranzetovich

11 ай бұрын

@@TheSoullessImmortal chill, its sarcarms (and sorry if my english is bullyshit)

@TheSoullessImmortal

11 ай бұрын

@@Dante_Ranzetovich only way I can see this being “sarcasm” is if you said it in a way that’s like, “Omg! Bruce Wayne is Batman?! What a shocker!”. but given the way you typed it out, it seemed more like a genuine question than sarcasm. however, I’ll believe your words and give you the benefit of the doubt for this one

@Dante_Ranzetovich

11 ай бұрын

@@TheSoullessImmortal thanks, take a good day

Batman:-"Iam Vengeance" Alfred:-" I raised the Vengeance"

@210Blackjoker

11 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂nice

@imNightStalker

11 ай бұрын

More like "vengeance grows with me"

@raixira27

10 ай бұрын

Bane: "You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it." Alfred: "I taught the dark everything it knows about being the dark."

@seventhsun11422

3 ай бұрын

​@@raixira27nice comment, one of my favorite scenes in that film. Here is my version of your comment. Bane: "I was Born in it, Molded by it..." Alfred: I molded It..."

Plot twist, Alfred was a former MI6 British intelligence agent.

When he pulled out the knife and Alfred kept advancing unfazed, it made me think of the infamous JoJo panel lmao

Alfred is former special forces and I like to think he taught Bruce some boxing and grappling before travelling the world to train.

@chillface293

4 ай бұрын

u can watch pennyworth series, alfred def got that fk tough past

@rudysarmiento8700

4 ай бұрын

Which also explains why he weilds a shotgun

@jmod6625

4 ай бұрын

Isn’t he former MI6? British intelligence too

@Voron_Aggrav

4 ай бұрын

I really loved the interaction between Alfred and Harley where he's trying to get her to understand things

@Gamzeejunior

4 ай бұрын

Some versions he's MI6 others he's former SAS either way it best not to mess with Mr.Pennyworth.​@@jmod6625

“You won’t kill” “Just because i’m batman’s butler doesn’t mean i have the same morals buddy”

@blackman9757

23 күн бұрын

🥶🥶🥶

@lightningjadejavier

23 күн бұрын

If it's dark Knight batman, batman DEFINITELY won't care if alfred just klls someone

@ForceEdge47

23 күн бұрын

He actually says something like this when the Court of Owls shows up in the Batcave I think lol he has a shotgun and is like um yeah I don’t have a no kill rule bro yall should leave haha

@coin4898

21 күн бұрын

Perhaps you relied on my master's vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you that I subscribe to no such niceties

@Idontwannashutup

19 күн бұрын

@@ForceEdge47ima need the sauce on that bro

Alfred looks to be a fan of the peek a boo style of boxing like Tyson. Who’d a think.😂

Alfred: "I'm sorry but you threw off the Master's groove." {DOOM music intensifies}

Basically just did that entire fight with just good clean boxing. No fancy tricks, just a solid straight and flawless weaving. Love that

@HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince

10 ай бұрын

We'll just say he outsmarted The Calculator with a smarter mind that made The Mad Hatter mind blown.

@DetectiveLance

9 ай бұрын

He also did that after proving he's still got dance in him, kicking like that at his age.

@HepCatJack

9 ай бұрын

Looks like Peek a Boo style like Mike Tyson but that first kick could have been Savate.

@aaronfreeman5865

9 ай бұрын

He pulls a Dempsey roll transitions to a Tyson roll then finished with a Pacquiao roll. He weaves an 8 vertically then goes towards and does it low horizontally and vertically then does it low high with a counter that he's riding on but it's not an uppercut. Dempsey was a phone booth brawler, Tyson was a more of a hook/uppercut movement angle guy. Pacquiao was was either constantly attacking or counter dipping in and out of range and typically rising on counters.

@michaelterrell5061

8 ай бұрын

@@aaronfreeman5865Dude that was a great breakdown.

People forget but it's canon that Alfred was British SAS, he knows how to handle himself

@alexandermaxwell9099

11 ай бұрын

Thank you! I adore that part of Alfred’s character and get a little pleased every time it comes up in movies or comics.

@martinwilliams117

11 ай бұрын

You're forgetting about his time as an M.I. 6 agent. Man is a different breed.

@hugovenegas6509

11 ай бұрын

I literally just asked this, had a feeling, don't the cartoons/live action stuff mix it up some say he's sas some say hes MI6?

@alfianzuhardy6231

11 ай бұрын

Yea,which is why the newer alfred,jeremy irons and andy serkis is really good,personally i like iron's potrayal more,but its just my opinion

@salgarcia9147

11 ай бұрын

i was just bout to say that but wasnt he a combat medic?

Alfred definition of cal an ambulance 🚑 but not for me for Superman 😂😂

He wasn't just Bruce's butler when he was a kid. He was his bodyguard.

If I were in Gotham. I'd watch out for alfred and not Batman.

@moviemayhem93

Жыл бұрын

Gotham has to change the signal for Alfred asap

@mysticmrx7349

Жыл бұрын

XD

@noahtheonlynormalone

Жыл бұрын

If Alfred was the crimefighter he would easily make Gotham safe

@Gravestone_

Жыл бұрын

​@@noahtheonlynormalone yeah by making everyone too scared to do crime

@OSEAN64

Жыл бұрын

And I remember alfred throwing hands with superman and actually won.

Batman wont kill you, but your chances of getting killed by Alfred are NEVER 0%.

@nehemiahtrotter7762

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@theprincenii

6 ай бұрын

Batman won’t kill you, but he will give you permanent brain damage

@estrela841

6 ай бұрын

​@@theprinceniiNah Man, He'll just take away my right to move my body

@Isokka.

6 ай бұрын

​@@theprinceniibatman won't kill you, but those hospital bills will.

@The_Blue_Otaku

5 ай бұрын

​@@theprincenii Well Batman would either give a criminal minor brain damage or broken kneecaps

Alfred told him to square up but bro didn't so he got his ass handed to him 💀

Alfred is British, of course he knows how to dodge a knife.

I love how Alfred fights like he has no time for theatrics. Old school, tight stance, jab and follow up with destroying hooks and crosses.

@viciousrape

7 ай бұрын

yeah when I first saw this, that was legitimately scary to me. you can see the science in his shit soon as that guard comes up

@youraverageboxer

6 ай бұрын

​@@viciousrapew comment, but what tf is your username ☠️

@therobustempyrean1436

6 ай бұрын

Not to mention that he apparently punches hard enough to send a grown man into the air, and across the room. Though this is the same guy who head-butted Superman, and broke his nose, so no surprise.

@silverhawk8699

6 ай бұрын

Alfred has better things to do than waste time with fighting criminals, like which hankerchief he should use to clean their blood off his hands😎

@nadagainagain4987

6 ай бұрын

He looked just like a prime Tyson. Cus wouldve been proud.

I love how the whole bat family has a rule of no killing and guns, but alfred gets the exception, a true legend

@survivalsamuel

8 ай бұрын

Well him and Jason are a different breed

@Sp1d3rCh3f

8 ай бұрын

@@survivalsamuel fax

@zzrxne6028

7 ай бұрын

to be fair alfred was catching bodies long before working for the waynes

@Sp1d3rCh3f

7 ай бұрын

@@zzrxne6028 tru

@zanderdev57

6 ай бұрын

Alfred is employed by bruce, but functions as his dad. Imagine telling your dad the rules of the house haha

Alfred working that jab gives me a warm fuzzy feeling

Alfred moving like Lomachenko...😂😂

Alfred is the definition of "no school like old school". Mess with him; you'll regret it

@averystewart3117

Жыл бұрын

All day everyday 365✊🏽

@jofbeats11

Жыл бұрын

@@averystewart3117 😎

@MoiraWillenov

Жыл бұрын

Alfred is straight up cold MI6

@jofbeats11

Жыл бұрын

@@MoiraWillenov he's in a league of his own😎

@q.2-9_5

Жыл бұрын

Legends say he didnt went to school for 2 days that they needed to cancel every school and now those 2 days are now called *SATURDAY AND SUNDAY*

“Perhaps you relied on my masters vow against using lethal force. Let me assure you you that I subscribe to no such niceties.” Alfred was in the SIS. He doesn’t mess around.

@marcopineda9507

Жыл бұрын

Jason Todd: Finally someone in the wayne manor that has common sense. Now please explain to Bruce why his stupid rule is a big waste of time

@zeltech-alpha

Жыл бұрын

*SAS

@bob_10st

Жыл бұрын

@@zeltech-alpha it was called the sis during ww2, which alfred fought in

@Adahy_Bullet

Жыл бұрын

​@@bob_10stngl never knew this. Thank you for helping me learn something new :D

@jamesrosewell9081

Жыл бұрын

​@@bob_10st what did the I stand for?

Brother's got that peak-a-boo style mastered in several different ways.

‘Ippo Ippo no boxing’ ahh punches😂😂😂😂

Bro Alfred out here fighting like Mike Tyson😭😭

@marcmorales5181

10 ай бұрын

Fr, got that Tyson roll down!

@oscareduardoleyvavega9016

10 ай бұрын

​@@marcmorales5181Dempsey roll.

@acidicdic4305

10 ай бұрын

Man’s was serving the fist-a-cuff special

@gothicnephilim8348

10 ай бұрын

Well in the comics he was a boxer before he joined the army

@acidicdic4305

10 ай бұрын

@@gothicnephilim8348 wait, like an English underground boxer?

Fun fact: Alfred is the only member of the bay family that Bruce has given permission to use guns

@detectiveghost8856

Жыл бұрын

No beyond that Alfred challenged him "try to take away all of my guns... You'll never find them all."

@maxburrill6192

Жыл бұрын

You mean Alfred has given Bruce permission to not use guns.

@LapizRex

Жыл бұрын

Yeah he may have some lethal weapon, but most is non-lethal bullets and it’s troublesome for him to clean a mess.

@atomicbuttocks

Жыл бұрын

​@@LapizRex i mean to be fair its gotham, if someone got lit up in wayne manor he could probably call up a couple cleaners from the mob and make it real easy, the cave on the otherhand thatd all him

@nicholascordero6600

Жыл бұрын

​@@atomicbuttocks pretty much, the only thing keeping Alfred from taking you out is he doesn't want to deal with the blood

I wanna be as deadly and badass as Alfred and Bruce 🔥

Alfred was a special operator. Of course he can fight

A former SAS soldier, there's no way Alfred is just an old man with butler duties, he's more than that❤️

@hogasandrei2631

Жыл бұрын

And also MI6, man is a walking menace

@kelnroath

Жыл бұрын

there is a connon comic strip where people kidnap him to try to ransom him back to Bruce and Alfred proceeds to subdue them all before batman arrives

@jaredcollins5628

Жыл бұрын

He’s is Bruce’s greatest teacher, advisor, confidant, and caretaker. He is why Bruce is able to do such incredible things and selfless things, because he was raised by an incredible and selfless person.

@SunbaeDan

Жыл бұрын

A former soldier, and the only man that can keep things hidden from Batman, but also treats him with the greatest love. The man had so many guns hidden away from Bruce that even when Bruce said he's gonna get rid of them, he just told him that he'll never find them all. Not to mention, (maybe wasn't a secret from Bruce) he is ridiculously resourceful, as he took his pay and invested to the point where when he passed away, he left Nightwing an inheritance in the *billions*. Alfred anything but a butler.

@fefyfefingtion1530

Жыл бұрын

My sister told me he used to be England special forces

There’s a reason Alfred stays at the Wayne manor. Not just to be a butler, but he is also Batman’s last resort 🤣🤣

@supermonkeywithnoball3568

Жыл бұрын

Alfred always has a shotgun ready

@HittPostsStuff

Жыл бұрын

​@@supermonkeywithnoball3568 yes this is true

@kaidenkidwell

Жыл бұрын

Right, forget about all the kryptonite. Alfred's the last hope for humanity against Superman!

@Megamanthemachine

Жыл бұрын

Alfred is batmans only hope and last contingency plan should he be unable to control himself when he betrays the justice league that and there’s fail safe but his step father and butler is his real plan.

@lyeyeruyass5809

Жыл бұрын

​@@Megamanthemachine when batman became the bat who laughs alfred was the last one he killed as he found it the hardest to do

Batman: “I never use guns” Alfred: “so anyway, I started blasting”

Alfred is a British spec ops war veteran after all.

Batman: Alfred, activate the Batcave's defenses. Alfred, loading a shotgun: Very well, sir.

@jacobvernon1812

11 ай бұрын

Similar thing happened when some thugs broke into the wayne manor and first thing Alfred does is load the double barrel

@Stars_cream_2007

9 ай бұрын

​@@jacobvernon1812NAHH HE AINT LETTING THAT SLIDE 😭😭

Alfred came in with the PEEKA-BOO style ,Mike Tyson would be proud😅

@dnegel9546

Жыл бұрын

Haha was about to comment that. Guy looking like ippo

@perfect_cell_TM

Жыл бұрын

​@@dnegel9546 fr

@mistermonologue2442

Жыл бұрын

​@@dnegel9546 Right?!? Pressing him with that jab and keeping those hands tucked while slowly advancing and looking for a counter punch opportunity and then WHAM just...damn. Alfred is scary.

Quick reminder that Alfred is a WW2 veteran and has no qualms with ending a person's life.

"Training with batman has its perks, but I'm a big fan of Mike tyson" *enters peekaboo stance*

Alfred: “You’re going to clean this place up until it looks better than when you got here.” Darkseid: “y-yes sir”

@DashikiBraxton

4 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DashikiBraxton

4 ай бұрын

Idk why I cackled so loud at that shit

@Doctor_meme

4 ай бұрын

Trigon:-Hehehehe.... Alfred:-I don't see you clearing all the shelves. Trigon:-Sorry, sir!!!Yes, sir!!!

@sinrkidd

4 ай бұрын

I can just imagine all the villens showing up to the manor and alfred just puts them to work cleaning the manor

@dragonrider1736

4 ай бұрын

Bruh not even chaos gods from 40k can resist. 😂

Damn, Alfred just served that man a three piece tender combo with a large soda

@JackDaniels-ee1fo

Жыл бұрын

And there were pickles, not only in his burger, but in his fries and soda!

@thelaseringtrespiker4006

Жыл бұрын

w soma pfp

@marcusmaiben6976

Жыл бұрын

And a biscuit on the side

@kenjaku2

Жыл бұрын

And some shock therepy

@210Dinero

Жыл бұрын

Extra crispy. With the biscuit.

When Alfred pulls up with that shotgun you know shit got real.

"you can't kill me, batman doesn't kill" Alfred with the boom stick: "do i look like the bat?"

Screw the “beware the dog” signs, Wayne manner need a “beware the butler” sign. The butler is armed.

@megapulsar9244

Жыл бұрын

Beware the Alfred

@bl4ckrabb1t

Жыл бұрын

Butler has hands

@blitz4779

Жыл бұрын

Beware alfred and his shotgun

@burger-esports

Жыл бұрын

Beware of Alfred

@Cyb3rIsCool

Жыл бұрын

Bro alfred has thrown hands with a bloodlusted superman after he beat up batman

I can't explain to you the pure joy and happiness that radiates off me when I see this scene of Alfred kicking absolute ass

@thanqualthehighseer

10 ай бұрын

Alfred the reason every anime Butler can wipe out entire armies.

@ctc_tv

10 ай бұрын

Soon as alfred put his hand up I was like ooo!😆

@HyPhuyenTheSwordPrince

9 ай бұрын

I know, right? I'm impressed, you are shocked, even Mad Hat's mind blew away with interest.

@darthrevan2039

9 ай бұрын

u look familiar, do i know u?

@Revan0804

9 ай бұрын

@@darthrevan2039 yeah didn't we conquer the galaxy together that one Tuesday?

Alfred is literally the Battle Butler troupe. He will dispatch you, dispose of your corpse then check the dinner roast and go back to ironing drapes like he didn't just murder a guy or two 😂

He actually managed to land one hit, dam.

"Batman does not kill,never said nothing about me tho" -alfred

@Blazieth

6 ай бұрын

Batman refuses to kill because he's just as mentally damaged as the people he puts in Arkham, _and he knows it._ He is rightly afraid of what he might become if he were to let his guard down toward himself. Alfred is about as mentally healthy as it's possible to be when you're Batman's butler, and he's ex-military. Dude has NO problems killing if the situation comes to it.

@stingerjohnny9951

5 ай бұрын

I believe he’s actually said that, albeit in a much more sophisticated manner lol

@Nezxmi

5 ай бұрын

@@Blazieth Completely wrong. He's not "afraid of what he might become". He does not kill people because he represents an ideal, true strength is *integrity* even in the face of overwhelming opposition. Killing only pushes the problem back, someone else will rise up in the power vacuum. Batman being the symbol of vengeance is not only a reminder that crime doesn't pay, but also a reminder that there's another way. He wishes for criminals to understand not just that they're wrong, but that they can change, and Batman's proof that he is correct comes from his impossible victories during conflict. Relevant quotes from other media: "Direct action is not always the best way. It is a far greater victory to make another see through your eyes than to close theirs forever." "You must understand. I did not wish (them) dead. Defeated... perhaps. I merely wished them to see that they and their teachings were wrong." "A culture's teachings, and most importantly, the nature of its people, achieve definition in conflict. They find themselves… or find themselves lacking."

@Blazieth

5 ай бұрын

@@Nezxmi That's all well and good... except Batman has directly, in multiple mediums, directly stated that he believes if he starts killing, he will never stop. A clear statement of fear of what he will become if he allows himself to kill.

@Nezxmi

5 ай бұрын

@@Blazieth No. You're talking about Under the Red Hood, one comic that has an adapted movie so it's just one source, and he says "It'd be too damn easy.. If I do that, I go down into that place.. I'll never come back." He never says he will keep killing, he's saying he knows he is more than capable of doing it but that such a thing would traumatize him. Bruce admits that not killing is a conscious decision and he's taking accountability for allowing Jason to die, saying "For my own good, I couldn't do it." You're entirely ignoring the context of that quote by saying Bruce is admitting to being mentally damaged, he's saying he didn't do it to AVOID being mentally damaged... But to prove my point, refer to "Legends of the Dark Knight Annual #1" (1991) The entire story is about Batman going through a spiritual journey where he's being put in situations where we're told there's no way to win but to protect a green bag dubbed his "burden" and to also kill his enemies ranging from demons from hell, a vampiric woman, 40's gangsters, and Nazi zombies led by Hitler. Batman protects his "burden" but finds a way to win without killing every time. He even saves one of the criminals, and say believes that letting someone die is the same as killing them. In the end he is wounded and dragging a wounded Joker, in a green bag, through snowy mountains when Joker asks: "Will you do it? Kill me? Release the burden that torments both of us? Batman: "No. Oh, I WANT to -- I've never wanted anything so much. But I won't. Because if I did, I'd be violating the belief that has sustained me all these years. *I believe in the absolute sacredness of human life. I may not believe in anything else.* There's more. If I did as you ask, I'd be no better than my enemies -- I'd be the insane avenger that people are certain I already am." Joker: "How disgustingly noble of you." Batman: "Noble? No I won't claim that. Because there's a final reason -- and it's not the least *bit* noble. I refuse to give you the satisfaction of seeing me fail. That makes you absolutely miserable, doesn't it?" Narrator: "Soon there will be warmth and comfort. He will rest, as even he must. Later, he will assume his burden again, and drag it on into the years..." TLDR; Joker is symbolic of the green bag that Batman must protect throughout his spiritual journey, because Joker too is a human life, bad people are still human. Batman's first and foremost reason for not killing is his belief in the ABSOLUTE sacredness of human life, and that belief is what has sustained him throughout hard times. Without that belief he'd be a broken man, not a psychopathic killer, though he'd believe himself to be no better than a psychopathic killer because Bruce holds himself to incredibly high standards and sees killing as a line that cannot be un-crossed, you're on one side or the other.

Alfred was apparantly an ex military and in Injustice got super powers and gave Superman a beating to the point he probably could've killed him if he wanted to

@dirceusantos7308

Жыл бұрын

Cause people forget that superman doesn't have martial arts experience. Supes his a bad brawler he has no technique

@TheSuperboy_Prime

Жыл бұрын

​​@@dirceusantos7308 Only Injustice Superman. Earth 0 Superman on the other hands Knows Kryptonian Martial arts like Torquasm Rao and Torquasm Vo. Even Batman and Wonder Woman Respects Earth 0 Superman's Combat Skills.

@txaonwamai2270

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheSuperboy_Prime the great majority of superman's versions are crap in combat still

@TheSuperboy_Prime

Жыл бұрын

@@txaonwamai2270 They aren't

@txaonwamai2270

Жыл бұрын

@@TheSuperboy_Primeyes they are, he can only throw punches, most of the time he relies on his powers, you know, super durability, super strength or superspeed for example Most of the time his opponent is way weaker than him so he doesn't need to be skilled

Who do you think was keeping the Manor safe while the children are away? Literally Alfred

Alfred: Okay guttersnipe, pugilism it is put ‘em up

Ol Alfred using the Peekaboo style of boxing is wild. ✊🏾

@ggzilong07

Жыл бұрын

I thought i was the only one who thought of it

@user-rw6bt6lv2u

Жыл бұрын

​@@ggzilong07 you're not alone bro👊

@nuyabuisness7526

Жыл бұрын

in a 3 piece suit, no less!

@xcaluhbration

Жыл бұрын

@@nuyabuisness7526 right? Alfred too smooth for that one.

@BrandonWhatTheF

Жыл бұрын

Alfred probably scrapped with Cus D'amato back in his day😂

Alfred: "oh so its hands on sight.. bet". 💀

@will2316

4 ай бұрын

“Oh I see, it’s a ‘find out’ kinda day”

@Tweakkkkkk

3 ай бұрын

😂

@Arcane_Route_66

3 ай бұрын

If Tim or Dick heard that they'd call for a time out and tell Alfred to never say that again. 😆

@slickrick2420

2 ай бұрын

Didnt know Alfred was Black?

@Bird-dq4kb

2 ай бұрын

Not even superman was safe from Alfred’s beat down

Alfred with the Dempsey roll tho coming in like Tyson and Ippo

Bro weaved through those slashes like it was nothing and gave that man straight hands like a G

You know you're done when Alfred puts up his hands like Mike Tyson

@Mexicangotboots

Жыл бұрын

Joe Frazier

@ronin8741

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@misterb3577

Жыл бұрын

Holy fuck, you're right. He did the peek-a-boo style with his fists covering his face.

@kurayamaking6425

Жыл бұрын

NAH FACTS ALFRED WAS IN THE GUTTERS.

Nah if Alfred starts doing the peek-a-boo it’s wraps 😂😂

@LoneWolf81684

23 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Cheese46283

19 күн бұрын

He goes mike Tyson mode

Alfred was like: weave, weave

Alfred sent that boy flyin 😂

WTF... Alfred got the peekaboo style. True Savage.

@dravanmcknight4448

11 ай бұрын

OLD SCHOOLLL

@ATLKing404

11 ай бұрын

Apparently he knew Cus D'Amato😂😂

@browngone1782

11 ай бұрын

Right! That style is usually for short stalky fighters with power and to get on the inside to do real damage.

@jaydensanchez2002

11 ай бұрын

Alfred moving like a 1930s boxer it’s so clean bro

Alfred is like that background character that doesn't have a lot of presence, but when they do, they are fucking owning the place.

@EggBeater4

Жыл бұрын

He's nice enough to let Bruce be the main character

@admiraljaded9575

Жыл бұрын

Injustice supes💀

@Broomer52

Жыл бұрын

I remember in the injustice comic Alfred took the medicine that gives people the strength to stand against Superman. Within a single page he beats Supes ass so hard he knocked him out left him bleeding on the floor and literally curb stomped Supes face so hard his shoes exploded.

Alfred is like that anime mentor that trains the MC who is in his 70s but is built like a titan 🥶🥶

"but batman doesn't kill!" Alfred: "I'm not batman"

Alfred casually using peekaboo fighting style.

@jamesbrennanocanada3462

4 ай бұрын

Bet he was ippo

@TopNotchStupidity

3 ай бұрын

nah he is ippo just older @@jamesbrennanocanada3462

@lowhp_comic

3 ай бұрын

He definitely ended up SHOCKING him

@user-bl5ex6qb4m

3 ай бұрын

Bro trained Mike Tyson

@kanyerahming

3 ай бұрын

“Where am I” fighting style. So that’s where Bruce got it from

Y’all want to know why Bruce is so kind to Alfred? It ain’t love. It’s fear.

@nadie8767

Жыл бұрын

No, both

@Handleoriginal12

Жыл бұрын

@@nadie8767but mostly fear

@nadie8767

Жыл бұрын

@@Handleoriginal12 I differ, Alfred defended Bruce from Superman saying "you don't get to hurt my family any more" 👆🤓

@noneyalol1564

Жыл бұрын

😄

@TeamCap623

11 ай бұрын

​@@Handleoriginal12Mostly love.

Bruh Alfred taking out 2 birds with one punch 😂