"Good lord, I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water. How is he SO FAT??" That line never gets old. XD

@PlanetZoidstar

Жыл бұрын

It's also great foreshadowing.

@Jebu911

Жыл бұрын

Its weird that frieza also calls him fat in the original dub.

@bobafett6174

Жыл бұрын

Hello I’m super kami guru and I’m the one not judging you on your appearance

@LegendStormcrow

Жыл бұрын

I may have shifted the blame on that one

@philipcheung63

Жыл бұрын

@@LegendStormcrow “You what?!”

I was very disappointed that they didn't make Garlic Jr. an albino Namekian. He definitely looks like one.

@stephenquinn7931

3 жыл бұрын

Well they never say he isn't, soooooo....

@TwilightFlower9

3 жыл бұрын

I honestly expected this to build up to Freeza being an albino Namekian at first.

@newbie1958

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a snake.

@Jotari

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow. That's a really missed opportunity. When did they Abridge that movie properly? I'm pretty sure it was after the Namek saga.

@godzillahomer

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jotari One of their april fools videoes was the Garlic Jr. Saga Perhaps Garlic was an Albino Namekian and just never knew and assumed he was a demon, said belief being passed onto his son. Just like Piccolo.

You know something's brutal when even Vegeta is disturbed by it.

@0riginal_zer030

2 жыл бұрын

When a race of aliens who don't eat decides to rip apart and cannibalise their biggest member, what else is there to do but stare in horror?

@painvillegaming4119

2 жыл бұрын

@@0riginal_zer030 are we sur sayiens aren’t cannibal?

@GrandLynx-kp2zi

2 жыл бұрын

@@painvillegaming4119 what I can tell they just destroy for fun but don't cannibalize their race but that must be a new experience for Vegeta right there

@InfernosReaper

2 жыл бұрын

@@painvillegaming4119 it's only cannibalism when it's your own species

@painvillegaming4119

2 жыл бұрын

@@InfernosReapernot exactly If a humanoid being eat another humanoid being exemple if a homo nederthal eat a homo sapien it is considered cannibalism I believe

"Nail there is an Albino Namekian behind you kill it like the rest" "Actually sir I'm from earth" "Kill it like the rest"

@thelastarcadegamer6655

2 жыл бұрын

Thinking about how he says that would lead to him implying humans are the descendants of albino namekians

@bloqDev

2 жыл бұрын

420 likes, nice

@divineultra

2 жыл бұрын

@@bloqDev didn't expect for it to get that much tbh

@Kaisona2017

2 жыл бұрын

He’s implying other humans have been here, and have been killed by the Namekians in the past.

@arkhamshade2198

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kaisona2017 that's why namek isn't known by Bulma

The hidden joke is that the Namekians are speaking Klingon.

@sebastianquiroga7146

2 жыл бұрын

Speaking what?

@Just_a-guy

2 жыл бұрын

@@sebastianquiroga7146 language from star trek

@IronLord2014

Жыл бұрын

You mean to tell me that after watching this series for years, and some Star Trek stuff that I NEVER NOTICED THE KLINGON LANGUAGE AT All!!!! Damn I’m stupid.

@jorgel.quiroz8862

Жыл бұрын

YOOOOOOO I CANT BELIEVE IT I HAVE BEEN SEEING THIS SHIT FOR 10 YEARS AND NEVER REALIZED

how much you wanna bet the guy who makes the black star dragon balls in this continuity is the last albino namekian?

@retardedaxel

3 жыл бұрын

Everythiniiiiiing naaaaaaaail why is he still aliiiiiiiiiiive

@Jotari

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that the black star dragon balls were made by the Nameless Namekian is kind of an important plot point. It's the whole reason Piccolo chooses to die at the end.

@supersmashbro596

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jotari plot twist: the nameless namekian was actually albino.

@irvinalexanderflores

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jotari it appeared the black star balls were connected to piccolo so may they were created when he and Kami split since those balls are evil and hes meant to be the evil half...

@dylanbuchanan6511

2 жыл бұрын

Your comment just sent me down a tiny rabbit hole about how the black star dragon balls were even created to begin with and, let me say, that literally makes more sense than whatever the heck GT came up with.

Ogre: Now tell us, how did you die Guru? Super Kami Guru: *CANCEL CULTURE!*

@AxtonTheObstagoon

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, the spin-off series: Home For Infinite Losers

@multiverse_media2023

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxtonTheObstagoon HFIL!

@AxtonTheObstagoon

2 жыл бұрын

@@multiverse_media2023 as it's abbreviated to, yes

@voyagerwitch

2 жыл бұрын

so THAT'S what that meant. this is the only funny kind of cancel culture joke

@jeremytung1632

Жыл бұрын

I kind of doubt that Guru was at least as strong as Raditz, he’s obviously to fat for the soul scrubber

Kami : Our beautiful kinship with our albino brothers P & N : OOOOH. i am imagining what face reaction piccolo and nail have at that time. 😁🤭

@DanielBrown0306

2 жыл бұрын

i love the fact that piccolo constantly has two other voices just hanging out in there

"...I remember our kinship with our albino brothers. ...oooo." I laughed more than I should have.

@steveardila7651

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@nevilo1

2 жыл бұрын

Nonsense! There is no laugh that is laughed more than it should. You laughed the exact measure your heart needs.

@zizzors9314

2 жыл бұрын

Nail to piccolo: so are you gonna tell him or should I?

@painvillegaming4119

2 жыл бұрын

@@zizzors9314 piccolo:what even is a albino namekian?

@Bustermachine

2 жыл бұрын

@@painvillegaming4119 Mister Clean

Even Vegeta was disturbed. XD

@jishic1

2 жыл бұрын

But why tho? Guy ate bug people once.

@iamMildlyUpsetWithMostOfYouTub

2 жыл бұрын

@@jishic1 “bug people”, likely only had goo and an exoskeleton like regular bugs here so it’s not nearly as bad.

@TheLegacyofHitchcock

2 жыл бұрын

I think it’s safe to assume that Vegeta killed that alien before eating it. Meanwhile Guru was consumed alive by an angry mob. Like, plenty of people wouldn’t bat an eye at eating Steak, but they’d be freaked out if they saw a group eating an entire living cow.

@SUMPhiB08

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheLegacyofHitchcock also it’s the fact that Super Kami Guru was eaten alive BY HIS CHILDREN

@salgof2634

2 жыл бұрын

What was the original scene

Kami’s albino joke towards the end in Cooler 2 is probably my favorite. It’s really easy to miss and both the overly stoic Piccolo and Nail audibly wince when he brings it up. It’s funnier that we don’t see his real reaction to hearing the news.

3:54 I love how even Vegeta was horrified by Guru's death. 😂😂😂

"Hey i take offense to that" -krillen when nappa calls piccolo a namekian thats a forgotten moment here.

Fun fact, there sorta were albino Namekians on Dragon Ball Online.

@kyurendrakerone5619

6 жыл бұрын

Hector Antias Actually there are, and also of others colors and also...there's only one albino namekian that is a NPC

@goku3460

6 жыл бұрын

Ummmmm I might of ...... ate him

@silverace7442

3 жыл бұрын

@@goku3460 ummmmmm... excuse me...

@burntalive

Жыл бұрын

​@@kyurendrakerone5619 Kill it like the rest

@jerrylouis8930

Жыл бұрын

@@silverace7442 HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT SO FAAAAT?!?!

They came for the Saiyans, but I did not speak up, because I wasn't a Saiyan. Then they came for the Albino Namekians, but I did not speak up, because I wasn't an Albino Namekian. Then they came for the Frost Demons, and I laughed my ass off because Frieza deserved it.

@KopperNeoman

2 жыл бұрын

Then they came for the Socialists, and even Mr. Popo laughed.

@TorchlightCinema80

2 жыл бұрын

You deserve a medal for this one

@manoftruth0935

2 жыл бұрын

@@KopperNeoman what do you call a group of socialists? An infestation

@jackychang9148

2 жыл бұрын

What's this reference? I'm lost.

@Kaisona2017

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackychang9148 A World War 2 poem. I don’t remember all the words, but it went something like this. “First they came for the Jews, but I didn’t speak up, as I wasn’t a Jew.” Edit: “First they came for the Socialists, but I didn’t speak out, because I was not a Socialist. Then they came for the Trade Unionists, but I didn’t speak out, because I was not a Trade Unionist. Then they came for the Jews, but I didn’t speak out, because I was not a Jew. Then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak for me.”

I love how everyone is horrified they ate Kami Guru, even Vegeta 🤣

Whoever came up with Albino Namekian at TFS is a genius lol

@_kev.mojo.jojo_

Жыл бұрын

it was actually in a filler episode from the original dub 😂

@ariadnefrolich7243

Жыл бұрын

@@_kev.mojo.jojo_ Wait, seriously?

@Mr.Sax.

Жыл бұрын

@@ariadnefrolich7243 No, it's a joke TFS came up with and were going to use it just once but people found it so funny that they decided to expand the idea of the albinos being a big chunk of Namek's population.

@_kev.mojo.jojo_

Жыл бұрын

@@Mr.Sax. i can’t find full clips or the part where these 2 show them a temple explaining the albino namekians but here’s this kzread.info/dash/bejne/nmyFm6eKmMqbptI.html

@jerrylouis8930

Жыл бұрын

All of the Earthlings have one skin tone, all namekians have one skin tone. It really writes itself. (All of the racism in DBZA is just a metaphor for character design.)

ohh god *NATURAL LIGHT!!!*

@s.nifrum4580

6 жыл бұрын

When I first heard that line I thought he was praying for a beer or something but no he literally meant natural light

@Giacomo_112

4 жыл бұрын

“Good lord I was led to believe your species survived entirely on water how is he so fat?!”

@isaacgranger468

4 жыл бұрын

@@Giacomo_112 Oh. Hello. I'm Super Kami Guru. And I'm the guy who's NOT judging you on your appearance.

3:54 even Vegeta is like "Dude! 😳"

@Monkeyman7272_

11 ай бұрын

I was about to say

Krillin calling namekians little and big green is like calling me small brown

@primrose6794

3 жыл бұрын

That's the joke.

@lobster6736

2 жыл бұрын

Thats very funny small brown!

@makadise

2 жыл бұрын

I'm big brown!!!

@gzlzmaistro

2 жыл бұрын

We can get a white, a yellow and a red. And then we can be the power rangers.

@KopperNeoman

2 жыл бұрын

@Taiyo The joke is actually that in the original English localisation, Piccolo was called Big Green.

"holy crap your dragon is on steroids."

@Schlopnil

4 жыл бұрын

I just read this when he said that

The best part is that TFS gave the Namiekians more of a back story and lore/history then even Toriyama. Lol.

You know, it just occurred to me: since Guru technically didn’t die of old age in this version, they COULD revive him. Of course, his return would be even shorter-lived than in the original, but the possibility is there. TFS would have plenty of stock footage to use.

@conradojavier7547

3 жыл бұрын

His Thirst of Water got him eaten, The Albinos are caught in his Crossfire.

@onepieceking1770

2 жыл бұрын

@@conradojavier7547 something I don't understand is y is he in hell when he confessed his sins

@AjenLarod

2 жыл бұрын

@@onepieceking1770 confessing his sins doesn't undo his genocide

@omarmenjivar1563

2 жыл бұрын

@@onepieceking1770 noble of you to think he confessed all of them. Plus isn't he Lord Slug's evil half?

@onepieceking1770

2 жыл бұрын

@@AjenLarod ig not but that could be said the same for the other namekians

3:47 So much for Namakian's not eating

It's kinda similar to DC's White Martians.

@multiverse_media2023

2 жыл бұрын

Except they’re albino.

Welcome to the Comments Section, where everyone quotes the video.

@originssgss

7 жыл бұрын

Rainbow Bunny With Glasses 😂😂😂right

@prosyndication21

6 жыл бұрын

"I am adorable and you will quote everything I say."

@seandewar47

5 жыл бұрын

"NAAAIIIIL! EVERYONE IS QUOTING LINES FROM THE VIDEO, KILL THEM LIKE THE REST!"

@radanju3

3 жыл бұрын

i can't help it 😂

@Gessorio5531

3 жыл бұрын

like Nappa Said, We Will quote everything he said

This video is almost perfect. Forgot the first setup for this joke. Before Dende takes Krillin to Guru, he tells Gohan and Krillin what he knows of the great drought. "There is one... person. He is called the leader of our people; the eldest Namek. It is said long ago when our planet faced a great drought, he led our people through the peril. It is said that it was terrifying." "The drought?" "No..."

3:43-4:00 the real reason why piccolo didnt want to go back to his home planet with the other namekians lol

This was SUCH a better ending for Guru than the official release

It always impresses me how close they get to the original voice actors

@levi7492

Жыл бұрын

ngl i much prefer the tfs goku voice, its actually perfect.

You thought it was an albino namekian who drank all the water But it was me Guru (Super Kami Guru)

@dr.badtimes3660

5 жыл бұрын

Kono Guru Da!

@froggylord655

4 жыл бұрын

I get it

"Choke on them, Choke on them" Can't believe it took me this long to recognize that was a reference to Day of The Dead. (The George A. Romero Zombie movie not the Mexican holiday)

0:11 This is my favorite scene in the show

3:28 how do you think I got sooo fat😂😂😂😂

So are we going to talk bout how tfs predicted albino namekians 12 years before the fact 😂

@jerrylouis8930

Жыл бұрын

No. Please support the official release.

That explains why Guru is in HFIL.

1:20 This never gets old!

vegetas face when gurus being eaten is absolute gold LOL

Oh my GOD, NATURAL LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!

Guru is my BOY he is way better than he was in db z and dbz kai

The universal language English lol really you don't say

@jackb450

6 жыл бұрын

Aries Army how bout multitversal and omniversal

@Breakaway-ic5gj

2 жыл бұрын

Space English

@KopperNeoman

2 жыл бұрын

Earthlings were once incredibly strong, and the Space British Empire once freed many many Space Slaves and taught them Space English. But then Frieza Day happened.

@BigTuk

2 жыл бұрын

Welll given how much english 'borrows' from other languages on earth. It is a good candidate for a universale language it literally has a bit of every language in it.

3:54 Even Vegeta thinks that’s fucked up

0:35 best quote of all time

"Big Greeeen... Get in here."

Martian Manhunter would like to have a word with Team Four Star.

Now I understand why Super Kami Guru Longer and uncut is in HIFL

1:12 Can't believe I missed this part when watching the series. That's one of the funniest TFS moments

@rainbow_vader

2 жыл бұрын

Probably the best part is how in denial Krillin is even tho him and Gohan are sensing the same thing lol

I think I saw an albino namekian in xenoverse2. Forgot his name, white skin with pink and green patterns.

@babarshah6479

2 жыл бұрын

Kill it like the rest…

"Nail, there's an albino Namekian standing behind you. KILL IT LIKE THE REST." " 😰 Actually sir, I'm from Earth" "... KILL IT LIKE THE REST"

“I’m the one who’s not judging you based on your appearance” 5 seconds ago “Kill is like the rest”

"I am hilarious and you will quote everything i say...."

Guru: Why is there an albino Namekian? Kill it like the rest Krillin: I'm from Earth Guru: Kill it like the rest Does this imply that Guru killed Earthlings?

@AxtonTheObstagoon

2 жыл бұрын

Well Krillin didn't specify he was an Earthling, only that he was from Earth. Guru probably just assumed he was still an Albino Namekian, but from Earth

@Kayn_The_Shadow_Reaper

2 жыл бұрын

@@AxtonTheObstagoon also he was in touch with slug who went on earth

@revolvingworld2676

Жыл бұрын

I just remembered it makes some sense that Dende and Nail will speak namekian when speaking to each other at first it is their language. But it doesn't make sense that Guru doesn't speak Namekian to Nail before even finding put there are humans on namek.

@bodenking

Жыл бұрын

Would you be surprised if Guru didn’t have an Earthling kill count

@jerrylouis8930

Жыл бұрын

It Implies that racists do not care who you are, or where you are from.

Awesome that TFS loves Martian Manhunter so much.

3:54 , even Vegeta is shocked

"Nail, there’s an *ALBINO* Namekian standing behind you. KILL IT LIKE THE REST!"

03:53 didn’t expected that from Vegeta

League of Legends players be like 0:57

You know it just occurred to me Everything important in DBZ universe has at least someone who is a strong martial arts fighter. Like Neil here, the guardian of the guru is a strong fighter. We don't have that same attitude here on earth like your local 711 cop probably has no martial arts experience or is stronger than you if you were say, a karate practitioner (either KRILLIN or Gohan for example) or let alone the queen's guards, you could probably take them on with little difficulty. So yeah

@jackychang9148

2 жыл бұрын

Nail*

@thomasbullins

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen young Master Roshi? Bruce Lee didn't die ; he went to Universe 7 and trained Goku --

How do you even kill a namekian that size, they just grow limbs back. They were motivated.

Goku-picclo what's your favorite namekian dish? Gohan-dad sorry to break it to you but nameks don't eat. Goku-their weird very weird.

Guru: *breathes* Everyone: Write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!

@Doyoueverwonderwhywerehere

Жыл бұрын

I mean he is hilarious and you will quote everything he says

Ooh gooood, NATURAL LIIIIIIGHT

3:54 even vegeta is stunned

@AnimeXYZ05

2 жыл бұрын

Vegeta:😨

Guru reminds me of Mr. Plinkett.

3:44 Where was that Vengeance for the people Vegeta's slaughtered

@Jotari

2 жыл бұрын

1. Vegeta didn't make them do it themselves. 2. Vegeta wasn't their leader, so there was no betrayal element. 3. They straight up couldn't do that to Vegeta.

@tylerbivins9807

2 жыл бұрын

@@Jotari I mean yeah Vegeta can f****** go one v 3 billion

".... Kill it like the rest..."

I love the universal language part lmao 😂

Gotta love the day of the dead "choke on them!"

You know when a segment gone completely dark when at leaves Vegeta speechless

I always figured garlic junior was one of those albino namekians

I was yesterday old when I realized they were riffing on Green and White Martians from DC Comics. These lads were mad, indeed!

He even called Neil on his last moments 🤣

Did they eat guru

Ya know, writing Guru like this makes him being Lord Slug's evil half feel more appropriate.

“Kill it like the rest.” Gets me every time. 🤣

I guessed 4times, guru meeting krillon, parunga talking to dende, guru again talking b4 his death.....and let's see if there's a 4th one.

@PenSlaps

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yea kame I forgot that one. On the lookout. So 4

Fucking Guru man XD

Plot Twist. The Albino Namekians were actually Makyans. Well, it'd have been cool if they were. Guess we'll never know.

Kami: I remember fucking with our albino brothers Nael: oooo

The universal language. English. 🤣🤣

“Oh noooo! Natural light!!”

Did anyone besides me make an albino namekian in Xenoverse or Xenoverse 2 specifically because of these jokes?

In Italian, the namekian talk in neapolitan.

1:55 Since Namekians reproduce asexually, they probably wouldn't have a concept of ugly.

Super Kami Goru may be one of the best characters in creation

Oh god that's real light

Remember when KZread videos all had that blue screen with "enjoy the video"?

Why is this version so much better.

Vegeta:(kill's entire village) Lord gulu: laugh's and brushes it off easily

TFS really is the best

4:28 ooooooof...

hello im super kami guru and im the one not judging you on your appearance

Never noticed the Living Dead reference when Guru got eaten. “Choke on them” is an infamous line from Romero’s movies lmao

Very good

“we slaughtered thousands…” 😂😂😂😂

Fast forward and we have albino namekians now.

Nail didn't want to tell kami that they slayed there kind just cause there different 😅

Well if piccolo absorb the guru he would have been the ultimate namekian he will become an albino namekian..😇

Bulma, Gohan, Piccolo and especially Vegeta's reaction was hilarious as they eat Guru in front of them. Their reaction to the cannibalism is funny as fuck🤣🤣. It freaks them out seeing that's what Namekians do. You can see the horror reaction on Piccolo's face not expecting to see that since he is a Namekian too. Bruh, that's the funniest part of the video. Or is it the Dragon and how he says something hilarious as well?

That reference to Day of the Dead by Guru.