Alastair Campbell v Ian Hislop | Have I Got News For You - Season 43 Episode 8 (2012 )
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Guest host Alastair Campbell is joined by guests Ross Noble & Nick Hewer, discussing Andy Coulson being found guilty of perjury. Subscribe for more: bit.ly/hattricksub
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Alistair Campbell isn’t even Manchester’s best Malcolm Tucker tribute band
@jacobgeorge5428
4 жыл бұрын
He's from Burnley
@somerandomguy2073
4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobgeorge5428 ...
@Jack-Oates
4 жыл бұрын
@@jacobgeorge5428 it's a joke from the final epsiode where malcolm says that to Ollie.
@lukef3559
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. but when I watch this I still see Hugh and Glenn sat behind those HIGNFY panel desks trying to stay alive and smile through their discomfort. It's like they're pretty sure they're safe because it's television, but it's not a done deal...
I love Merton's one liner, " it probably seemed like a good idea when you said yes". He says nothing for over 2 minutes then comes out with the funniest part!
@stevenhulbert6973
5 жыл бұрын
Clive Bindley nah that was a cheap shot. Anyone could have come up with that.
@PokerPlayerJames
4 жыл бұрын
The TIMING key to any good joke is th- oh bollocks.
@DeanMoxley87
4 жыл бұрын
Merton
@CB-xr1eg
4 жыл бұрын
@@DeanMoxley87 A lot of KZreadrs would tell you to shut up, possibly call you a pedant or a grammar nazi. I won't, I'll just edit my 2 year old mistake, and say thanks for pointing it out.👍 Edit I was possibly thinking of the footballer Paul Merson at the time. God knows why, I hate Arsenal.
"They haven't charged you_________yet,". 😅
Hislop: "They haven't charged you....yet". Just brilliant :-))))
Never thought I'd see Alastair Campbell squirm like that😂😂
@PlayMoreGolf-RipOff
Жыл бұрын
Alistair Campbell considers himself to be a very intellectual and smart individual who can best most people in an argument.... he hates it when someone who is smarter and more intellectual with an actual moral compass comes up against him!
@DSQueenie
Жыл бұрын
Was that squirming?
@sandormccann2546
10 ай бұрын
@@DSQueenie Indeed, I think that the urge to squirm under such circumstances requires something called 'a conscience', not a thing that Alastair Campbell could ever be accused of possessing.
"Because they want to have a word." - perfect. Who was that guy with the perfect comic timing and British gangster intonation.
@danielharrington8691
6 жыл бұрын
Benjamin O'Donnell Nick Hewer
@limecat1986
5 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Kray
@TheRealD4
4 жыл бұрын
Ronnie Pickering
@limecat1986
4 жыл бұрын
Phil Mitchell
@idkreallyman8581
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheRealD4 who the fuck's that? RONNIE PICKERAAAAANGG
Nice to see Ross fuck Campbell right up. Makes us all feel better doesn't it.
Russ Noble always delivers good gags
It's surprising how well this has aged.
Ross handled that situation excellently!
Ross Noble deserves a lot praise for defusing the tension there. Campbell and Hislop could've had a very nasty argument
@foehammer5047
Жыл бұрын
Oh I don't know. If you see Ian vs. Prescott then you'll know how heated it can get. I think AC handled it well here, but then manipulation of an audience is his speciality. He knows that hitting back at Ian would only prove his point.
@tomb7427
Жыл бұрын
Though it was pretty tame compared with how they treated Angus Deayton on his last episode
@jamesthecat
Жыл бұрын
@@tomb7427 Yeah, that was a really horrible atmosphere.
Well done Ian and Ross!
@jackflash743
5 жыл бұрын
Is this programme supposed to be funny?
It's like ross noble is the child trying to distract his two arguing parents
Anagram of "Ian Hislop is a God" is "Dig a posh liaison" and an anagram of "Have I Got News For You" is "Get your show: Ian v Foe!"
@epplebradley9395
7 жыл бұрын
Fantastic what some people spend their time doing, simply fantastic!
@ScottHarbison
4 жыл бұрын
Or, for our Scottish friends, "dog a pish liason" lol
@pato2200
4 жыл бұрын
Bletchley park wants you...
@theinternet1424
3 жыл бұрын
@Thomas Gow A perfect description of what I'm doing here: "utility gate foe"
This whole episode was gold dust. Amy chance of uploading the rest of it?
1:00 'I've been shocked by lots of things Ian' I certainly don't doubt that.
Alistair Campbell is no match for Ian Hislop. Ian Hislop is actually one of only a very few credible journalists out there.
@bobcemore4379
5 жыл бұрын
Liz Clegg was...
@tollyt7465
5 жыл бұрын
@@bobcemore4379 Before she took up paralympic sprinting and changed her name to Libby..
@davewose9737
4 жыл бұрын
Hislop contracts to and defends the bbc, I suggest he and Campbell are working for the same people, whether Hislop knows it or not... 🙈
@robertely686
3 жыл бұрын
The way Hislop defended the establishment tribunal that found Blair and Campbell innocent shows all you need to know about this Potemkin journalist.
@TERMINATIONBLISS08
3 жыл бұрын
@@davewose9737 Would you like a tinfoil hat with that?
1:16 Ian has balls..... LOL #banter
@stevenhulbert6973
5 жыл бұрын
DM87™️ I went to that part of the clip and I couldn't see them anywhere
This is like the good old days of HIGNFY.
When this show finishes/Merton & Hislop move on, we will see the end of one of the last institutions of British television. Funny, informative and holding people accountable - well, asking them to be - you don’t see it much anyone else.
It's the Malcolm Turner coming out there at the end, just an explosion waiting to happen.
@johnmcfarlane748
2 жыл бұрын
tucker
@TEGRULZ
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnmcfarlane748 Phone must have corrected it
Love Nick Hewer!
@jackflash743
5 жыл бұрын
Yeh he's a laugh and a half. My god. All of them ain't got a funny word between them
Robust is such a versatile word.
Blood on your hands, Campbell. We're not going to forget about it.
@McMoidart
6 жыл бұрын
He is a Campbell, their are hands are born red.
@TheEagleofSteel
5 жыл бұрын
It's all that soup
@colin-campbell
5 жыл бұрын
McMoidart Well, this is awkward.
@TurtleKryme
2 жыл бұрын
@@McMoidart what are you on about?
@jgw9990
2 жыл бұрын
@@TurtleKryme Glencoe massacre by the Campbells I assume he's referring to.
You have a feeling hislop has a lot of information of what has happened anyone remember the Jonathan Archer incident which in the early days he kept saying allegedly till it all came out
Ross Noble is bloody ace.
The words 'pot', 'kettle' and 'black' immediately spring to mind.
Merton preventing himself from laughing at the other guests jokes. Never understood that.
@joebish6629
8 ай бұрын
It's because he's an arse and wants to be the centre of attention. If his jokes were funny, he might be, but they're not, and he isn't.
@SagaciousFrank
6 ай бұрын
It strikes me he's trying to concentrate on the thread in order to think of a joke.
@DanBeech-ht7sw
5 ай бұрын
He was always deadpan in delivery and I think it's just a habit.
@AnP865
4 ай бұрын
It's really hard to keep the line flowing with shows like that. He has to look away and concentrate on where it's going, rather than fully join in and lose himself. Kind of like an editorial role during the improvisation. As others have said it's also to do with where his humour comes from - miserable and dry.
My main goal in life, is to avoid the wrath of ian hislop.
all i see is Malcolm now
please sir can we have some more HIGNFY
The look on Campbell's face at 1:18.
Wrong Alastair. I thought it was the impressionist. XD
Alastair Campbell - best ever advert for voting Leave
@callummckenzie7540
Жыл бұрын
How’s that working out for you?
@anglaismoyen
6 ай бұрын
@@callummckenzie7540Leave won.
@SagaciousFrank
6 ай бұрын
@@anglaismoyen, won the vote, not the exit, carried out by a government full of people who wanted us to remain in the EU.
@ince55ant
5 ай бұрын
@@SagaciousFrank are you daft or just cant remember boris johnson being prime minister?
Ian Hislop wrote a lot of scripts for Spitting Image
I have a serious dislike for Campbell. He birthed the 'spin doctor' in this country and people have described exactly his contempt for others. His word was law.
@mohsin90ish
6 жыл бұрын
Edward Kirkhope Only if you start time from the 90s. Churchill had spin doctors, Disraeli was a master of spin
@chrishughes1156
6 жыл бұрын
Plenty of spin doctors before Campbell. Thatcher had a particularly odious specimen called Bernard Ingham. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Ingham
@hungarianpartyanthems9334
4 жыл бұрын
you must REALLY hate Dominic Cummings then.
@legomaniac856
3 жыл бұрын
@@chrishughes1156 I remember Ingham was one of the fellows tricked by Brass Eye. 'Use yer cheese-box!' What an odd person.
@SagaciousFrank
6 ай бұрын
@@chrishughes1156, Campbell took spin doctoring to a whole new level of lies.
1:55 Ganged up, Ali Stare?
Best show on telly and they fucked that up ...oh and top gear...
What’s the Scottish saying “nair trust a Campbell” ........ I like to see Ian Hislop verbally jousting with those who believe they are above reproach. Alistair Campbell....based on this observation “what an arsehole”. Cheera from Australia
Who the hell does Ian Hislop vote for. . . He hates every one
@turdburglar123
4 жыл бұрын
Spoils his ballot maybe
@Heresjonnyagain
3 жыл бұрын
He lives in a Tory safe seat (Ann Widdecombe’s old constituency) so I doubt it matters but whoever might beat them.
@legomaniac856
3 жыл бұрын
If he were forced to choose, he'd go for Lib Dem, but only with Vince Cable at the helm.
@RBenjo21
2 жыл бұрын
He was a Lib Dem until 2020 but I don’t know who he voted for since then.
@SagaciousFrank
6 ай бұрын
Why would anyone vote for the non-choice on offer?
This man could make kind herod look like Nelson Mandela
@jackflash743
5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Mandela a terrorist?
@davidbirchall8559
4 жыл бұрын
In a way yes but it's far more complicated than that
Let's take a few moments to recollect just how much Campbell is hated, and how justified that hatred is.
@beauchamphuberville1355
4 жыл бұрын
nah, he's ok.
@awordabout...3061
3 жыл бұрын
@@beauchamphuberville1355 There's about a million dead Iraqis who would beg to differ.
@The_Jimrod
2 жыл бұрын
Funny looking back, he's now all over mainstream media as a commentator and host they value the opinions of - that's how far left the media has swung.
@trollop_7
2 жыл бұрын
@@awordabout...3061 except for one small snag.
@dreamer2260
2 жыл бұрын
Not by me. You can stew in your own hateful juices.
Is it a sealion in a bathtub?
Which? xD
Alistair is not shocked he's depressed.
@carbonarapadrino
Жыл бұрын
definitely on something...
@callummckenzie7540
Жыл бұрын
@@carbonarapadrino yeah antidepressants. He’s always been a massive depressive
Hislop was very soft on Campbell. Maybe Campbell has some dirt on him.
Only in this country where war criminals who had hand in killing inoccent people around the world get a TV show to make funny and laugh about it.
At least Campbell took it in good part.
This programme has run its course
Difference is Campbell took it on the chin.
bliar
Ian Hislop knew about Saville lol never forget
Ian £ 20000 a show, you couldn't make this shit up
Think of all the shock and horror, the scandals, slip-ups, cons, scams etc etc perpetrated by politicans in th UK (and elsewhere) and mocked relentlessly on HIGNFY over the last - what is it? -100+ years? Seems longer. What has changed in the UK? Other than Ian Hislop's and Paul Merton's bank balances, obviously? HIGNFY is smart-ass 'comedy' guaranteed 100% to uphold the staus quo. Bless.
Alistair Campbell 25 years of selling out his own!
@getmetothegeek4066
Жыл бұрын
er... what?
This is uncomfortable
Ever so well stompt Ross !!
And Campbell is still at large , with Blair. There’s no justice in the UK.
Ian gets 20grand an episode 20 fkn grand
@slaterslater5944
2 жыл бұрын
Worth every penny if you ask me. Jealous?
@slaterslater5944
2 жыл бұрын
@Harvey Smith Worth every penny if you ask me. Jealous?
@pmurnion
Жыл бұрын
@@slaterslater5944 10k an hour for light entertainment. Out of a publicly funded institution. And you think its fine. Meanwhile Britain has the biggest food bank queues in Western Europe. And you think public funds and equality is a trivial matter of personal jealousy? Brexshit Britain in a nutshell.
@MrSammyTeee
Жыл бұрын
@Harvey Smith 🇷🇺 the production company pay his wage - your license fee pays for BBC buying the temporary rights to air the show.
Who was the white middle aged guy?
@MatthewMcVeagh
7 жыл бұрын
Nice comment!
@thomasalvarez6456
6 жыл бұрын
Kelly Draper God forbid, they have three regular panelists. Invite on those who are deserving or want to come on, there isn’t much else you can do. This was a few years ago.
@danielhobgen6146
5 жыл бұрын
This was before the feminists/liberals installed quotas and panel shows started to look like the set-up to a joke: a disabled woman, a black man and a Marxist are on a panel show...
It's Alistair Campbell, silence, nobody cares
Alastair Campbell voted Lib Dem’s in Euro elections
One of the advantages of a "Yes" vote in Scotland is that we won't see him returning to Downing Street any time soon.
@anglaismoyen
6 ай бұрын
How did that go then?
Ross Noble owned so hard. He should be on there instead of Paul Merton.
The slippery slope from Campbell/Blair leads straight to lying over Brexit and Boris as PM
Im shocked Cambell is still at large..2023...disgraceful
Histopathology far too good for Cambell
Season? Nope. Series. This is not yankee
Hislop gets paid £20,000 an episode! What a scam! Defund the BBC!!
Campbell has the shamelessness typical of the sociopath.
Alistair Campbell for pm
@davidbirchall8559
4 жыл бұрын
He used to pull the strings of one
@robrees91
3 жыл бұрын
I'm hoping you mean for post-mortem.
A psychopath making fun on a comedy show.
1:57, Alistair Campbell stooping to school yard political tactics, Flicking the 'V', 'where the camera won't see'. such a fool. there it is, plain as day. two fingers at Ian tut tut mr. Campbell. how old??
War criminal !
@DevonMiniFlicks
8 ай бұрын
don't be daft
As usual Campbell's smile never touches his eyes. Blair's Goebbels only minus Joey's winning personality.
@SagaciousFrank
6 ай бұрын
He was like Goebells and Hitler rolled into one, everyone knows Campbell was the de facto PM for New Labour and its propaganda minister, Blair was just the 'I'm yer pal' airhead PR man.
Anything to shut Ross Noble up for a second
Hislop just doesn’t know when to shut his gob.
Ian Hislop goes on like he's perfect
Campbell - the war criminal's bag boy.