I like how all you have to do to open a cell door is break open a panel and cut the electrical ribbon, and what you use to break open a panel is literally just a shiv that Elias gives you. And Dani’s cell shows you that those panels are on the inside of the cells, so any prisoner with a shiv can easily break outta their cell… Worst. Prison. Ever.

Part of me wishes the first half of Callisto could’ve been a prison breakout game, almost manhunt like. Then during the rioting they realize they’re even more fucked than they think they are.

@WastedPot

Жыл бұрын

I so agree with this and left a similar comment on Alanah Pierce’s first Callisto upload. They should have had us become uneasy (scared even) of the prison and it’s usual population running as a normal prison would. Telling a prison break epic that then develops into a zombie outbreak in a sprawling prison. I’m thinking Riddick escape Butcher Bay meets Dead Space.

The sad thing is this game had so much potential to be amazing

@smarfbag8714

Жыл бұрын

@@GM-xk1nw what about dead space that had similar formula? This game is dogshit in comparison to dead space remake.

@thedarkemissary

Жыл бұрын

This reminds me of Order 1887. Super-hyped. Pushing the tech. Next-level visuals. Mediocre gameplay. Underwhelming exerience.

@TevyaSmolka

Жыл бұрын

@@thedarkemissary yup

@TevyaSmolka

Жыл бұрын

@@smarfbag8714 yup that’s right

@jimmykarlsson2567

9 ай бұрын

​@@smarfbag8714you mean remastered

It’s one of the extremely few games I couldn’t bring myself to finish

Been waiting for this AJ/Crew and great review guys.💪🏽 1:08:20-1:09:21 & 1:16:26-1:16:47 *Alex and AJ commentary had me dying.*

Was gonna buy it for the Christmas holidays...thanks for the review, gonna steer well clear 😭😭😢😥

@alexacuna1641

Жыл бұрын

No its a good game they just want it to be like deadspace so bad you should buy it its amazing

@mjghp_artworks1025

Жыл бұрын

@@alexacuna1641 Dude, stop it. It's not a good game. Even watching it was a chore. The visuals are phenomenal ngl but the gameplay was awful. Same thing, over and over and over. And not just repetitive, it was broken when you were against multiple enemies. Even if they fix that, it's still gonna be boring.

@johns881

Жыл бұрын

@@mjghp_artworks1025 beat it twice and want to start a 3rd because the gameplay and atmosphere are so enjoyable. I would totally recommend this game to people who enjoy sci fi action/thriller content. One trophy away from platinum🤘🏼

@johns881

Жыл бұрын

It’s a super solid game, enjoy it for what it is, it’s NOT dead space.

@AstaIsAMonster

Жыл бұрын

DO NOT BUY THIS GAME AT FULL PRICE WAIT UNTIL IT DROPS IN PRICE AROUND $20 or $25 PRICE RANGE FOR A GAME THAT PLAYS LIKE THIS.* *ALSO BY THEN THE GAME SHOULD PLAY WAY BETTER AND RUN SMOOTHER BY THEN WITH ALL THE PATCHES.*

*WE NEED PART 2 AJ/CREW* 🙏🏽

Excited to watch this

Great review was on of my favs, its frustration just looking at the level design is unorthodox and doesn't complement the gameplay

Gameplay starts at 20:20

I played through the whole game and I NEVER understood the save system. Damn I hated it =)

That pizza looks so damn good

This was pure torture

Where can I find that mix of juice box he was playing in the beginning?

YESS IM SO GLAD U BOYS REVEWED THISS GAMEE!!! NOW I HAVE NEW STUDY MATERIAL HAHA i have watched (while i study i keep you guys playing in the background so i dont get really lonely - sad, i know haha) watched u guys play LoU2 and Cyberpunk SOOOOOO many times while i study and i wanted to seee this game with YOU GUYS playing it and yayyyy i get to have my boys with me AS I STUDDYYY for my CCNA!!WHOO HOO !!

The calyyypsoo protocoooool xD

you know theres a problem when you don't want to play anymore

Man joe always has dead batteries

1:21:34 Damn it Joe, why are you so blind? The lootable crate before, then this body... Whyy?

@angryjoe what is this song? 1:28

OJ's problem solving skills are brutal. It took him literally ten minutes to realize you need to dodge twice and once the first enemy dies to dodge again right away when the second one attacks. Wtf

@d3l3tes00n

Жыл бұрын

The way it was worded was weird.

I love you fellas, its hard to see you all struggle with the combat, it absolutely is a turn based type of combat, the dodging mechanics are mad easy. I found the camera to be bigger nightmare when fighting 2+ enemies that are not in your front cone of vision.

2:09:15 funnier and 2:08:15 is way funny to watch again

I am completely convinced these people were just people who worked on dead space not the actual people who came up with the game because this is the least scary game I've ever seen and I am terrified by horror its nothing but jump scares lazy combat and a forgettable story if this is really the actual team its time for them to retire they have lost there touch and this studio is not making the money it needs from this for a sequel. So maybe it wasn't all EA that changed the game entirely maybe a lot of these choices were there's as well. Just something to ponder.

The game looks so goood Game controls wrecked the whole game

@deflategate1297

Жыл бұрын

They copied alot from dead space like the intro scene with the spaceship but couldn't get the guns right ?

After watching an hour I'm amazed how bad this is. I wonder what kind of fake gamers the developers are to think that this boring, scripted walking simulator is what people want to see.

you just past an item on table

They are not having fun at all.

Any of the angry army play a game called ‘Run Like Hell’ growing up? Had Lance Henrikssen as one of the VAs. That was a good b movie grade horror experience. I enjoyed it more than Callisto sadly.

Most dissapointing game of the year thats for sure😔 I was really looking forward to this but thankfully we have Dead Space coming in january. The trailers did a great job fooling us lol They made this game look like a 9/10 GOTY contender😂

@StatisticColt

Жыл бұрын

Dead space better not suck.

You guys just have to get good at the game, I never seen someone die over and over so much. lol

Jacob 😪

This game was so disappointing. The jump scares are half assed and the enemies are generic as can be. What a bummer.

They sounded so incredibly bored even before starting the game lol..

Joe, you're not enjoying this because, and I hate the cliche, but you're not playing it right. You're attacking like someone who barely ever plays games, you're not even trying to understand the mechanics and you're crapping on it without all the patches that have resolved every gripe I think you have with the game itself. Try it again now and actually try playing it right, and I think your opinion will change drastically. To sum it up, git gud 😏

@tinysquidwardonachair2236

9 ай бұрын

Why bother typing this out, it's too little, too late

@leroyjenkins4115

9 ай бұрын

@@tinysquidwardonachair2236 Because it needed addressed. Why did you bother replying to my comment?

@tinysquidwardonachair2236

9 ай бұрын

You needed addressed on a 10 month old video, now that's dedication right there

@leroyjenkins4115

9 ай бұрын

@tinysquidwardonachair2236 Did you mean that I needed to address something on a 10 month old video? I don't care if it's 10 months or 10 years. It's 10 seconds of typing. No sweat off my balls. 👋🧌

@MiggyMash1218

8 ай бұрын

The game is still fundamentally flawed, but yeah, they definitely suck at it lmao.

Soooooo...dead space ripoff?

@MasterFuckingMer

Жыл бұрын

Dead Space ripoff.

Sweet graphic but GamePlay sucks balls 😮😅😢