I’ve worked on aircraft for 30 years…. Everything that happened on this video is accurate 😂

How on earth did he do all that without using a single tutorial???

@ashuggtube

8 ай бұрын

I just don't know. I never could do that!

@vaporisedair4919

8 ай бұрын

Imagine what the colonel could do if he applied himself!

@RustyITNerd

8 ай бұрын

He's the Colonel, former webmaster, community manager and everything you can imagine that qualifies him to do this kind of stuff. "Master of disaster" comes to mind, but that sounds way to negative - "Game Master" sounds fitting in every kind of way. So why are you still asking that question? 😉

Finally an explanation why it takes ages before you can leave an aircraft after it stopped 😊 Well done Cnl, very entertaining!

I was at work. I had a personal errand so i left early and i came back in the office couple of hours after everyone left. i am working and bored. my boss has a single camera looking at the entrance of the office and got a notification of movement inside and apparently was nearby so he decided to drop in. given the errand was in work time i skipped lunch to work. as a result i ended up eating cereal (with a spoon straight from the bag - no milk, dry, like a serial killer) so i am stuffing my mouth full of dry cereal (mini chocolate balls) and i see the replay from colonel going back to show he is standing right infront of gate 6... and knowing colonel, he will probably spend the next 5-15 minutes looking for it... so i burst into laughter, spitting my coco balls all over the desk... as my boss opens my office door to see who is in the office and what's going on... enough to say i had to give lengthy exlpanations, before getting to clean up my desk... colonel i hope you are happy

@wimpie031

8 ай бұрын

Excellent story, hope the boss understood 😅

@ashuggtube

8 ай бұрын

@@wimpie031 hope this boss has now subscribed to the channel

@kaldo_kaldo

8 ай бұрын

Your new nickname is mini balls.

@vincewilson1

8 ай бұрын

@@kaldo_kaldo I wonder what his wife will think. Mini balls 😁

I saw a fella like this in Germany one time. He was in training, you could hear the instructor yelling at him through the hatch while he bumped the plane with the bridge.

The tutorial guy and Colonel are a perfect comedy duo lol! 20mins in and I'm already having a blast watching this.

@techstar7628

8 ай бұрын

More of this please!

Given it's multi-player, I could just imagine the Colonel throwing bags at Steggs...

@vincewilson1

8 ай бұрын

Now there is an idea!

This video encapsulates perfectly why I love this channel

In the last century there was a musical humorist named Victor Borge. What tended to happen when he sat down at a piano, really can't be adequately described, clips aren't hard to find. Of this gentle soul, people would say, 'the only way you can be that bad at playing a piano is to be so GOOD at piano that you can play it that badly." Part of Colonel Failure's quintessential charm is that he's really teaching us the importance of doing tutorials, because no one could actually walk into an airport and start operating all the equipment with no training. It's for insights like these that we, his devoted fans, keep coming back, like bad pennies.

@GretchenDawntreader

8 ай бұрын

next week he may show us why backstory and lore are what makes a good game great :)

Maybe the fifteenth time you slam the jetway into the plane will do it. I'm only 8 minutes in and this is gold!

@poilboiler

8 ай бұрын

It's only polite to knock first.

@papasmurfette007

8 ай бұрын

@@poilboilerThe 'executive door knocker' of the 21st Century...

Just brilliant. At the point of the ‘hold v cabin baggage rant, and the outburst of ‘wankers’ I belly laughed and my wife looked at me in bemusement. Then I showed her it. She got it. More of this hilarity please. At your funniest best. Again, just brilliant.

Ever do work with Spirit Airlines? As a Public safety dispatcher for the local airport I found that quite enjoyable. So many movement violations. 🤦‍♂ Well played, Colonel. Quality entertainment right there.

It’s not every day that you hear Colonel Failure swear in his videos. I’m blushing 😂😂😂😂

@colonelfailure

8 ай бұрын

Justified.

@aussiepyro

8 ай бұрын

Being Australian, I'm duly stoked!!! 🥳😂

This answers many of life's serious questions including "What happens to your checked-in bags once they have been dropped off?"

Absolutely brilliant! A highlight for me was when the Col could NOT be convinced that the effluent mechanism (clearly labeled Ground Power Unit) was *indeed* a GPU.😂

Oh heck yeah! Maybe this will make up for the end of the Derail Valley series

Gold, absolute gold! Well done sir! This level of belligerence reminds me of the tour bus videos you did a while back, those were gold as well!

One of the funniest Colonel, doing what I think you do best , failing miserably and hilariously , can’t wait for EP 2

Colonel does Tutorial Simulator at the Airport...

"someone answer that phone"! lol im done

A rare bit of PG language there. Not so Colonel Failure, more like SWEARnel Failure. Top notch entertainment.

One of the best episodes. Just classic colonel failure. Just comedy genius.

Rewatching. Again. You know things are serious when we get a “Ruddy knickers!”

Oh I so loved this. I really hope its at least a 2 and done.. I am sure you can manage one more. Made me roll up so much...... yeah just got to the end and you are doing part 2... CF I love your comedy and wit Its PERFECT!

😂 high quality entertainment, worth the price of admission 👏🏻

As an avid aviation enthusiast, this video was amazing! Only you could have brought this much joy Colonel, only you! I might even check out this game for myself! Looks really good!

I think you must have been handling the aircraft I was travelling on recently - hence the 1hr delay 😊

So funny. Can't wait for many more.

This was some of the funniest malarky I've seen in a long time! I needed those laughs today. Thank you Colonel, never change!

Every new step in ariport life is an adventure

Good one, Colonel! Looking forward to the next! Can't wait to see how you load the passánge dinners!

The subtitle on the bombastic intro is so very colonel failure :D

Just golden, laught my pants off. i cant wait for part 2. making it a serries would be even better.

Tbh colonel going round in circles is a large part of the fun in watching , but we will still wqtch like 80% of it on just organisational episodes

colonel this is among your finest work

🤣😂🤣 Thank you Colonel I needed this video today, you got me out of a boring day n just what i needed for a smile on my face for a Tuesday!!

This is how to run a successful airport! 😁🙄 Maybe he needs to get Raptor to show him how to do the stairs. 😁

Wonderful! Thanks for the laughs

Door opens... "oh my god". Best moment.

Having played this game myself, I'm mildly impressed by how little you *did* swear. Can't wait for the refueling segment in part two

I was creasing at almost 20 minutes in on ramming the stairs into the aircraft for the 100th time. This was a very enjoyable one to watch. Thank you sir!

This was unexpected fun times! Can't wait for more.

thank you for this, genuinely the funniest thing ive seen in a while

I was on a flight from Heathrow to Geneva. As the plane approached Geneva, the captain made an announcement: "For anyone who thinks they have luggage in the aircraft hold, you haven't."

@colonelfailure

8 ай бұрын

Beautiful.

😂 This was brilliant 👏, loved the many intro's. I think this beats the footpath video.

@BrendonGreenNZL

8 ай бұрын

Now hold on, let's not get carried away here.

@tcboo9556

8 ай бұрын

😅 Very close 2nd then.

i used to do this as a IRL job and this is my fav video of #AirportSim so far lol

Well that was almost an hour of high quality CF insanity. You've also thoroughly convinced me to not even THINK about purchasing this.

Classic Colonel, loving it!

"Awwwhhhh knickers!!!" Fantastic content.

@matthewperegrine208

8 ай бұрын

this video had me laughing! Thank you for this one Colonel.

Thank you so much for this! I've learned the value of tutorials now lol

I started watching Colonel Failure when I started my first job as a pilot 9 years ago, and now he finally does airplane stuff! His portrayal of airport ground staff is super realistic, although a bit to the careful side. The episode ends with somewhat fewer dents in the tow trucks and lost bags than would have happened in real life, although he demonstrates the exact technique used by Qantas Ground Handling. CF demonstrates a level of aircraft knowledge that matches real life ground handlers, not least the ones who misidentified my aircraft on numerous times as one of Russian manufacture. 10/10

Prefect comedy gold - from the one and only Colonel Failure

We all know that Iceland has a relatively small population.. But surely there should be more than one person working at an international airport... :D

Not even 10 minutes in and this is an instant classic.

Do you work for United Airlines out of Chicago? I could swear I've been on several flights out of there recently with unexplained delays.

The Colonel at his belligerent best. Sheer ruddy excellence

Where do I find me a “hydrolic ding dong? “

bahahahahahahahahaha haven't laughed that hard in a long time!!! You sir....... are perfect

Colonel Football Manager Failure returns to Iceland and decides to earn a little pin money before heading Stateside

I was mid-sentence in a conversation with my mom and stopped dead and had to remember what I was saying when I saw you'd done this game. 😆

Nah! M8 .. Lark it. Buttons to button, danglers to wibble or woggle, lights to go all flashy on and off, steery-gear noggin turning, up a bit, up a bit .. Bernie, the Bolt .. and Yeh! ;o) Never trust a torch, the blatteries are likkle deceifers.

well CnL that was funny from start to finish, excellent Cnl you made laugh out loud ramming speed

"It's totally baller" was not a vehicle review I was expecting. I fly a lot for work and the number of hard case wheelie bags that occupy the overhead storage unnecessarily is infuriating. If you fly RyanAir or something I can kind of understand but for KLM, hold luggage is pretty much covered. Wonderful stuff!

Hello. After doing this job for the last 25 years, I have 2 things to say. 1- Never laughed so much. 2- You are fired

@vincewilson1

8 ай бұрын

Imagine if he got slapped with paying for the repairs and repainting!

Absolutely hilarious! xD

A pantheon video for this thankful fan

@colonelfailure

8 ай бұрын

Thanks, Alfred. Much appreciated.

The "minus" is "on" because it's not supposed to be a minus but a 1. No idea why it's horizontal.

that other GPU you can use but is just run differently

The GPU goes the only place he didn't go. 😂

Extra extra bombastic!

showing how the sausage is made... zero deaths, first try. prove me wrong.

Fun because of the game or fun in spite of the game, either way: FUN!

Simtastic

Maybe tutorials have a purpose after all. Nahhhhhh. “Hello friends…”

i hope they come out with miami or orlando i worked at keywest its a nice air port but small and i always cant get the stairs hooked up to the plane

I am laughing so loud.

We can only hope that when we arrive at our next airport Colonel Failure is not the guy who unloads our luggage because it's a long wait at the luggage carousel and you wonder how someone can lose all the luggage just by moving it from the plane hold to the carousel. maybe airports will use this superb effort as a training film to show how it's done.

Games that abuse the term Simulator get the 'Ignore all publisher' setting on Steam.

Welcome to Keflavik Airport!

Coming next week AirCraftMechanic2024 where you spend all your time repairing aircraft doors because someone keeps driving stuff into them.

As long as you're happy, you don't need a flipping tutorial. Good fun~

GPU parks on the right hand side, as planes drive on the left - like ships, and all civilized people.

Pigs ears and dogs dinners! Interesting to watch, as it's the Colonel, but not sure about actual gameplay.

100's of thousands of dollars damage later ... rofl 🤣

RyanAir: Would you like to pay the optional Staff Tutorial Fee?

Just saying one thing.... No tutorial..... Famous last words 😂😂😂

Compelling, as always.

How not to accomplish anything in an hour- simulator. That could be a multitude of Sims to be fair, but you sir do it with aplomb 😂

Looks like work to me :-)

Perhaps the Wright Flyer is more your speed.

Finally, the Colonel I learned to love and was craving to see it again. Absolute quality, first-class entertainment ... I can't wait for part two

Very well done. Everything you did was perfect!

@colonelfailure

8 ай бұрын

Finally, someone who noticed.

Thanks

@julianmartin5339

8 ай бұрын

I've been watching your videos for years. Always helpful and a good laugh at the same time. I know it's not been a great year - hopefully this buys you a drink or two.

@colonelfailure

8 ай бұрын

Thank you, much appreciated.

Did anyone else get Deja Vu half way through this video? It was probably just me.

Space craft.

Yeah...I tried the same game, with the same...behavior...now, it seems like you played 'during daytime', and the game seems to take your local time as the time of day for the game...try to play at night...its slightly different...

Did that nice Mr Failure swear?

@colonelfailure

8 ай бұрын

Only this much *indicates small amount* I felt it was warranted under the circumstances.

@bombaymolotov

8 ай бұрын

@@colonelfailure very much so, I have just become used to the build up and a seamless edit

The tutorial was longer than I expected

@ashuggtube

8 ай бұрын

What tutorial kaldo?

@kaldo_kaldo

8 ай бұрын

@@ashuggtube Oh if you didn't watch close you might have missed it

will they come out with orlando

Given how much money you're going to have to pay out in damages here, I'm worried you might not have enough left to develop the VuvuTron XSx1 😂