she doesn't know about the umbilical cord jiujitsu

@hoppy8008

Ай бұрын

Wait? What?

@mongooserina

Ай бұрын

The .... nani?

@stephennelson4954

Ай бұрын

*_the HUWAT NOW?_*

@Zeromaru42

Ай бұрын

Nani the fuck?

@kofuchinoo

Ай бұрын

Clara what do you mean?!?

They have strong sister energy. I like it.

"Every day you feel like an accident. Such is life." My sister in asylum, we all feel the same.

They really argued the way you expect twins to argue stupidly over who is senior based on insane allegations of birth circumstances

It's better to be an accident than to be a mistake. Man I Love Airi

I was there before the algorithm. Back in my day, clickbait was a real thing. 5 minute videos took 5 minutes to buffer. 240P was considered high quality.

@MASJYT

Ай бұрын

I remember you had to type something in the url bar to get the secret 360p 'ultra quality'.

@YourTypicalMental

Ай бұрын

I remember when the videos were a square!

@AbhChallenger

Ай бұрын

Back in ma day! Having a widescreen display used to be considered cool!

@hill2750

Ай бұрын

I was there three thousand years ago

If ten years ago you told me I'd be watching two anime girls talk about womb kung fu and c-sections while a remix of arashi no saxophone was playing as bgm I'd tell you to take your meds

I guess this is reverse clickbait… the innocuous title masked the bizarre content within.

Music: "Stormy Saxophone/Arashi no Saxophone" - The King of Fighters XI Home version =D

Fun fact: C-section births (And other birth complications) are very highly correlated with autism. Really makes you think

@InquisitorJack

Ай бұрын

Instead of Touch Grass, it’s Touch Birth Canal

@Practitioner_of_Diogenes

Ай бұрын

It's also a thing that happens with mothers who are apparently in their middle age.

@megadesu69

Ай бұрын

Hmm, I guess I was lucky then... or unlucky, depending on your perspective :P

30 plus is in demand! HAG LOVE

_How many times we have to teach you this lesson?_ WE LOVE HAGS

KoF BGM? it sounds very familiar but I can't quite place it. I think maybe KoF 95 ish? arashi no saxaphone possibly? it's very faint but I think it's either that or at least it's **extremely** similar to that.

Hag Love!

Both me and clara both got to enjoy strangulation at birth. Yay. Apparently I came out blue just like Clara's hair. ❤

Meanwhile, I was on the internet before a "gigabyte" was a thing...

@kevlarandchrome

Ай бұрын

Hello fellow old bastard.

HA! My parents WANTED to have me, and I've made them regret the choice every day since.

I can see why Clara and Airi are two peas in a pod.

bro is there when ARPA invented "proto-internet"

C-section bros represent.