I love how the A.I. sometimes gives legit, inspiring quotes every once in a blue moon between "make sure your butthole is human."

@kekahoz

Жыл бұрын

Well, it is legit inspiring quotes, you ALWAYS have to make sure your butthole is human.

@obviousyoutuber

Жыл бұрын

Loaded it up on a school computer, every one was a stupid one. No fail.

@FredXWeasleyXForever

Жыл бұрын

I did this and mine said "Have you tried to be dead" with a photo of a guy in a steamy shower. Lol

@ianmcpeck424

Жыл бұрын

Or "Keep Calm and Get Lobotomized"

@professormutant3252

Жыл бұрын

@Midsplugs yup. he's down there beating the shit out of Cerberus, and is currently in the process of taking over the position of the guard dog of hell

The most memorable quote I got was "Be the reason why some guy gets eaten by demons" and it's still stuck with me 2 years later

@Choryrth

Жыл бұрын

"Only by the reptilian agenda can we make factory farming popular" and "you cannot ejaculate" are the best ones i've gotten.

@magicsasafras3414

Жыл бұрын

@@Choryrth that second one is definitely a kink

@vibaj16

Жыл бұрын

I got "GET SHAT ON"

@ianluk6385

Жыл бұрын

"Have a nice cool glass of hand sanitizer" and "businessmen have money because birds are hot" are particular favorites of mine

@therealwuffo

Жыл бұрын

I got "Sell your soul. It's never too late."

“Keep calm Stay aroused” A truly nuanced and inspirational quote.

@Wolffman109

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget to get lobotomized, too!

@skull-shapedmask4616

Жыл бұрын

It reminds me of Mark's "life's hard, shouldn't you be too?".

@TheStealthyOne6

Жыл бұрын

woah what the hell did i just walk into?

@iquitokay

11 ай бұрын

"Don't stroke animals"

@Ilias2

4 ай бұрын

"The fact you are ugly is what makes you a failure."

my favorite inspirobot quotes are - "keep smiling and deny everything" - "we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said" - "don't call them clowns" (featuring an ominous picture of dark, misty forest)

@HungerGamesFan88

Жыл бұрын

"we can make everyone regret everything they've ever said" - GLaDOS, probably

@lokiruiz2246

Жыл бұрын

WHAT TYPE OF CRIME DID YOU GODDAMN COMMIT-

@datcap6289

Жыл бұрын

repress all of your past trauma and just smile

@loki4807

11 ай бұрын

Sounds like something Alastor would say at the Hazbin Hotel.

@atig51

Ай бұрын

ai legal advice go crazy

Jacksepticeye has gone from looking like a really loud irishman to a hipster recluse with very refined tastes.

@Shade2800

Жыл бұрын

You put the words into my mouth better than I ever could.

@jarbackk447

Жыл бұрын

Really digging the hot John Lennon look

@2LaneTraveler

Жыл бұрын

Getting old is not for the faint of heart, my dude.

@ryanjones5152

Жыл бұрын

But still loud😂

@stereokuuji

Жыл бұрын

It's like a Pokemon evolution 😂

"Don't Stroke Animals." Truly the most inspirational quote of all time.

@jjc5871

Жыл бұрын

Red Rocket

@Haze-xr9rc

Жыл бұрын

(person with a therapy animal) excuse me?

@RosheenQuynh

Жыл бұрын

*defiantly strokes my cat cuz he's adorable*

@blackanxiouscat6390

Жыл бұрын

Don't stroke... Boop instead

@RosheenQuynh

Жыл бұрын

@@blackanxiouscat6390 Boops are good too

A few quotes I got years ago that I think about quite often include: -"You are living a lie." -"Try to control girls." -"To some, it's an illegal drug ring. To others, it's so incredibly much more.. it's a friendship." -"Everything you care about is imaginary." And finally, my personal favorite quote to top it all off.. "Cocaine changes things."

@littlewolfyzapling8810

Жыл бұрын

Is the third one the plot of Breaking Bad /j

@dmgroberts5471

10 ай бұрын

I feel like the AI swings violently between, _"downright fucking sinister,"_ and, "Buddhist Monk who smoked _all_ the pot."

@TheGaymer-nj9jt

10 ай бұрын

Can confirm, cocaine does change things

@fursuitjumpscare

10 ай бұрын

@@TheGaymer-nj9jt Mind you, that last quote was paired with an image of a man playing with sparklers at a festival.

@fursuitjumpscare

10 ай бұрын

@@dmgroberts5471 *Cocaine

Jack: “We’re getting somewhere now” Inspirobot: “Don’t stroke animals” Edit: Damn I've never gotten this many likes ever.

@kingbaby8761

8 ай бұрын

Illegal in most parts of the world lol

@chadgray1148

8 ай бұрын

He's right you know

@japanpanda2179

6 ай бұрын

@@kingbaby8761 Why would petting your cat be illegal?

@Carewolf

3 ай бұрын

@@japanpanda2179 Just don't give your cat a stroke

@ZippyCoons

2 ай бұрын

XD

I love InspiroBot lmao My favorite three quotes I’ve made with it were - “When in a relationship, be an annoyance wizard.” - “We can all be screwed up if we want to.” - “The human race without the rainbow falls apart.”

@ethereality1565

Жыл бұрын

these are EXCELLENT

@a_dusty_book

Жыл бұрын

You heard it here first folks! No gays means no life! Extra! Extra! Read all about it"

@iron_Will

Жыл бұрын

I’ve got an old one from ~2016 that’s “What if your dad found a way to love you?”

@kaja3932

Жыл бұрын

Oh no not the annoyance wizard

@gmork1090

Жыл бұрын

My first try was "Rule 9: you're successful" I think I might make that my only try and move on with life on a high note, lmao

This AI is ironically probably making people more amused or even comedically depressed than inspired.

@dboi1656

Жыл бұрын

What if it knows, and it wants to inspire us by trying to make us happier

@Wolffman109

Жыл бұрын

Honestly, I'm completely fine with either.

@CinnaScone

Жыл бұрын

Inspirobot has been around for a long time, it's intended to be a parody of inspirational posters.

@vibaj16

Жыл бұрын

I dunno, I tried it and it said "You really are a delusional narcissist"

@namelessnavnls8060

Жыл бұрын

@@CinnaScone Oh that makes a lot more sense. Lol.

my favorite Inspirobot quotes are "You're a meat fondler" "Keep in mind there's a little orphan somewhere deep inside you" "Never seduce normies. It's not a nice thing to do." "Get wasted." "Emotionalism is usually followed by being an asshole."

@johnnemo5793

Ай бұрын

First one is too real ✊️😔

My two favourite quotes I've got: ''Erotic fantasies are simply secret messages from boredom.'' ''There is a connection between dancing and self-delusion.''

@__wish.bone__3655

20 күн бұрын

As a maladaptive daydreamer, these quotes speak to me

My favorite ones I've gotten from this are: "Don't forget to amputate your leg" "Get sacrificed" "Humanity is hollow"

@simpli_A

Жыл бұрын

Ah, shit. I knew i was forgetting something!

@The_Artist_Official

Жыл бұрын

…hmmm…. Very… specific…. 😑

@Crispifordthe3rd515

Жыл бұрын

Humanity is hollow goes hard wtf lol

@robertcortez4956

Жыл бұрын

I think at times, the AI is evolving and these could be its real thoughts…

@spookysoup6062

Жыл бұрын

Yesterday I got "Women will penetrate you"

I have become addicted to this. It is so much better than any genuine attempts at inspirational messages. My wake up message today was, “Insanity is the universe’s way of saying thank you best friend…” followed by “you have always been a genuine monster.” It does not get any more real than that.

@KingNedya

Жыл бұрын

I guess you could say it doesn't get any more _genuine_ than that.

@binkus_

Жыл бұрын

That second one sounds like something GLaDOS from Portal 2 would say

@madison4598

Жыл бұрын

I'm cackling at the second one - what a biting accusation 😂

@FranciumBoron

Жыл бұрын

For science. You monster.

@hondaaccord1399

Жыл бұрын

Damn. Our brains really do make the genuine monsters.

14:25 "Okay, I want to end on a banger. I wanna find one flawless one." InspiroBot: "I'm afraid I can't let you do that Seán."

@0_dearghealach_083

9 ай бұрын

“Open the pod-bay doors, Inspirobot!!” “Don’t eat light-bulbs. Become a businessman in clown studies. Try some cocaine when on a spiritual journey.” “What are you talking about?! OPEN THE DOORS!!”

Best one I’ve got so far is ‘Be the first human to slap what other people see as unslappable’ I feel so inspired

I got "Being special and self-criticism belong together like tea and f***ing." Thank you for this gift, Jack!

@beeterbeaver

Жыл бұрын

I used this site for maybe 1-2 years and the best i got is "feeling abandoned? Drink bleach"

@CNomeysWorld

Жыл бұрын

@@beeterbeaver is That AI Okay ? should we call someone? need AI a hug ? oh dang , wait it has feelings.... That's omg .

@identity9590

Жыл бұрын

@@beeterbeaver my favourite one was along the lines of "Marital problems? Try vodka"

@Moraenil

Жыл бұрын

It would have to be Top of the Mornin' Tea to work.

@Ilias2

Жыл бұрын

I got "Being a more effective prostitute does not make you a more effective villian."

I like how Jack was laughing at the "Why close your eyes when you could try harder?" when it's literally the same as "I'll sleep when I'm dead"

One of my favorite ones I got was " don't whip yourself, allow yourself to eat insects" " if you are who you are in the bedroom then you will destroy the bedroom" "Don't love your children. Inhale" "FEEL HIM"

@johnnemo5793

Ай бұрын

I'm starting to be more and more convinced that inspirobot's true purpose is to serve the dark lord lmao

Jack: "now we're getting somewhere." Ai: "don't stroke animals." 😂

@dboi1656

Жыл бұрын

Christ the immediate turnaround on that one

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how jack dressed up like a 90s kid

@Viper-uk6qv

Жыл бұрын

nah he looks like man carrying thing

@littlemizredhead

Жыл бұрын

He was a 90s kid lol

@WorldWalker128

Жыл бұрын

Having been a kid in the 90s....only the teens dressed like that.

@Okbuddypal

Жыл бұрын

He is one lol

@ajax214_

Жыл бұрын

He looks like Dave Grohl

9:06 The way he pays NO emotion to the existential dread provided by the quote, and instead shifts his entire attention to the guy in the picture and his impressive ass is sending me.

@isqqcc

24 күн бұрын

LMFAOO

Played around with it a bit and got these gems: “Being alive is all about being extremely good looking. Lick a doorknob” “No Insemination, no respect amongst peers” “Get impaled” “Yes. You are environmentally erotic” “One day, existence will seem like a joke. Until then, get a divorce and shut up” “Respected is a friend who hides his cheese” “Tattoos are not supposed to break your sexual pleasure” “Art is to hump what you might think is unhumpable” “Kiss friends, make god ashamed” “Never replace excrement” “Please enjoy the inter-ejaculations of the brain”

@Haze-xr9rc

11 күн бұрын

GET IMPALED

That "mental stability is a circus" one is worryingly accurate.

We REQUIRE a part 2! I don't feel motivated enough. Need more hysterical laughing.

@damienwest196

Жыл бұрын

Just get a white lawn chair. Should be the same

@LPSDevon25

Жыл бұрын

The foldable kind

@vibaj16

Жыл бұрын

Here's some more quotes I got from InspiroBot: "If you want to test the limits of a death-sentence, you have to be masculine." "Puppies are wild" "Piggyback alcoholics" "GET SHAT ON" "You are about to turn into the most pathetic human being. Rid yourself of your shame." "Fuck conspiracies" "Keep fucking" "Human interaction is self-sabotage from within" "Through foreplay, we befriend boyfriends." "Everything you kill, you uncover"

@MartyTheGamer

Жыл бұрын

@@vibaj16 Thanks, I needed that

@Newtonbur

Жыл бұрын

We need more of that sweet sweet MOTIVATION!!! 😂

"The clap of your asscheeks alerted the cheese." Now this is the quality content AI excels at.

@itz_cloudzyskye

7 ай бұрын

Best one I've seen yet! 😭

I tried Inspirobot once, and one of its inspirations it gave me is still stuck in my head: " "Actor" is by some considered a modern term for "murderer"."

Sean looks like he's straight out of a 90's Stephen King novel. 10/10

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

His hair is having more of a redemption arc than Zuko's hair from Avatar: The Last Airbender.

@user-yk1cw8im4h

Жыл бұрын

who the hell is sean

@LPSDevon25

Жыл бұрын

Seán is jack

@Ilias2

Жыл бұрын

@@user-yk1cw8im4h Seán McLaughin'

@LPSDevon25

Жыл бұрын

Wow that’s the most likes I’ve ever gotten on KZread thank you guys so much

"Existence makes a difference" can actually be a great reassurance to someone in the depths of depression.

I tried inspiro bot before. here's a few funny ones I got. "You can be the reason why a fellow student vomits" "Do you know who is a woke clown? No." "Cry. don't just give up" "Squeeze your consciousness all the way down your left nostril" and my three favorites "How do you know that a spy is not a salesman? a salesman never wants to shag your family" "Act like a moron and eat bugs until someone stops you" "Psychopaths are 99% destructiveness, and 1% manifest destiny"

@dmgroberts5471

10 ай бұрын

"DEVELOPERS, they're there to drug you."

@0_dearghealach_083

9 ай бұрын

Maybe *I* am the woke clown… Maybe we all are the woke clowns… The Clownosity is within us all.

i literally went to the website and I got one that read: "You can be the kind of person who encourages people to fear for their lives," i was a laughing mess 💀💀💀

@0okamino

5 ай бұрын

It’s true. You just have to believe in yourself, and your ability to spread doom.

Jack: There’s interpretation in MY reading of it. Also Jack: *starts laughing mid-sentence*

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

Well, they ARE funny sentences.

@theundyingone3851

Жыл бұрын

@@TheStudioArchitect THAT is true.

“Mental instability is painful” yes this makes sense to my robot mind

@creation500_9

Жыл бұрын

A robot?! I’ll be the judge of that

@AxolotlQueen

Жыл бұрын

​@@creation500_9 butthole human check?

The three best quotes I've gotten were "If we can't become one with psychopaths, what is there left to become one with? Our lives?" "By the power of prayer, we can make girlfriends pay for their mistakes" "You carry the potential to become a nice freak. And not in a good way"

@dmgroberts5471

10 ай бұрын

"Your fate can be like a sickening Odyssey that's hard to get around." Cheers. Real inspiring, that.

@neopanda2913

8 ай бұрын

"Destroy your inner child" Love it

Jack accidentally came up with his own good one "Don't be a slave to the wind of your own masculinity, It's never too late to drink Wheat Grass Juice." I was looking down between these two and I didn't know they were separate ones. So I busted out fucking laughing

I love how Sean can pull some crazy AI-taking-over-the-world ending and no one talks about it in the comments. We’re all just used to it at this point

@blakedriggers9735

Жыл бұрын

I was just browsing the comments to see if anyone was going to mention you're the first I found XD I mostly thought it could be a connection to his alter stuff, but I don't think so anymore.

@theporgrevolution2820

Жыл бұрын

@@blakedriggers9735 Yeah I was doing the exact same thing, which is why I posted this. (Also, he could probably connect it if he wants to)

@blakedriggers9735

Жыл бұрын

@@theporgrevolution2820 For sure

@elizamissel3408

Жыл бұрын

Also was for comments on it because it came out of nowhere and scared me XD. Yours was the first one I found

@theporgrevolution2820

Жыл бұрын

@@elizamissel3408 It scared me too lol

"The experience of being an adult can be a lot similar to selling drugs." I could play with this website for hours LMAO

@antnmu

Жыл бұрын

another one: "it's time for everyone to abuse drugs." so inspirational.

@vibaj16

Жыл бұрын

Another one: "GET SHAT ON"

@antnmu

Жыл бұрын

@@vibaj16 so touching.

I tried this out. Got a typewriter background and text that read "Don't let nerds fuck up your society" Truly inspirational

@gerardwayseyelash

8 ай бұрын

"Keep in mind that you're depressed" I feel personally attacked

@underkiller6875

6 ай бұрын

That is hilarious I got "Depression can be fucked if your hard enough"@@gerardwayseyelash

1:07 I appreciate Ryan George pointing in the corner. For anyone who doesn't know him, he isn't actually a lazy pointing TikToker. He was mocking lazy reaction content where people just point in a sketch video. His videos are really high quality and funny.

@creeperjones651

26 күн бұрын

Facts. 😂 I wasn't expecting to see Ryan George in this video.

@nikkicat254

12 күн бұрын

Oh I love him, even when he is doing a bit for a sponsor he is funny, he is the only KZreadr who I don't mind watching the sponsor part in his video, because he makes it so funny, it's like a part of his own video!

The AI gets more self aware the more you use it! It's actually extremely funny! You should absolutely explore that.

@CricetoFunni

Жыл бұрын

I was wondering what the fuck this comment meant and then I got to the end of the video. I'm very curious to mess around with this for hours myself now.

@razerbladegaming8515

Жыл бұрын

I almost shit myself when it first realized it was alive

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

Жыл бұрын

Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒 Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.

@dwabees

Жыл бұрын

Bro it was hella creepy

@robertcortez4956

Жыл бұрын

@@dwabees Imagine one day you’re asking Siri about something and she becomes self aware.

"Keep calm and get lobotomized" Very inspirational.

@bigjalapeno7061

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@Danila438

Жыл бұрын

In reality more like "Get lobotomized and become calm"

A.I.: “Don’t stroke animals” Sean: “yep we’re done here”

Love how despite the years, he’s still the Irish man making sex jokes and laughing at the fact that he still makes sex jokes.

Ai bot: *says something actually deep* Jack: now we’re getting somewhere Ai bot immediately after: don’t stroke animals 😑🤚

The mindful music accompanied by "don't stroke animals" got me way too hard. I feel like the same could be said for most of the posters too. This whole video is material for a try not to laugh challenge. 🤣

@vampbat

Жыл бұрын

I……misinterpreted your comment at first! orz

@ajlee2168

Жыл бұрын

it got you hard you say?

I got "If you actually seek a home, you must first be the worst individual who ever lived." Truly words to live by

@vibaj16

Жыл бұрын

I got "No immortality for you"

@dmgroberts5471

10 ай бұрын

"Countries are coming to get you."

@quiltzgamingyt237

5 ай бұрын

@@dmgroberts5471 this is directed towards the chinese during the boxer rebellion or I guess Nazi Germany

My favorite: Discovering why you are hard is what makes you responsible

11:25 food is just poop that hasnt happened yet

I don’t know what’s better, Jack reading the weird on motivational quotes. Or him trying to rationalize them so they become motivational quotes. 😂😂😂😂

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

FOOD IS POOP IN REVERSE!

I actually spit my drink on myself from laughing at the ‘Make Sure Your Butthole Is Human’. These are amazing and I really felt the mental instability one.

"dont close your eyes when you can try harder" is almost a good motivational quote.... almost.

My favorite ones I got were "If you be healthy, it will kill you in the end." and "There is a correlation between online dating and human sacrifice."

4:50 the "oh my leg" is such a great contribution to the joke, great job editors

@diezelleprozo6047

Жыл бұрын

HAPPY WHEELS reference as well

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

*oh my leg*

8:38 Snakes are heckin adorable, don't turn your back on them. Give them hugs and you'll instantly feel better

@rakularavind007

Жыл бұрын

I disagree snakes are scary

@Donika691

Жыл бұрын

@@rakularavind007 I'd say it depends on the snake, some are deadly but some are harmless and then there are people's pet snakes.

@joshuaweismantel1160

Жыл бұрын

@@rakularavind007 my ball python that looks like a scaley puppy and is a little idiot begs to differ

@TheSarcasticModerate

Жыл бұрын

Instructions unclear, got eaten by an anaconda.

@squirrelmeat7603

Жыл бұрын

Depends on the snake

Right off the bat “You have the power to make it so that a neighbor wakes up in a hospital”

“Mental stability is a circus”described my life

I love the fact that Seàn said: “now we’re getting somewhere” and it Immediately devolved into: “don’t stroke animals” 😆 6:02 1000 LIKES?! WTF! This is by FAR the most I’ve Ever gotten on Any comment I’ve made! Holy fuck Thank you everyone 😅

@TheAceOfFire

Жыл бұрын

I found it hilarious that as soon as it asked him to not stroke animals he was like 'nope!' and went back to the other page!

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

🤨📸

@LPSDevon25

Жыл бұрын

Seán actually but I’m not judging anyone who can’t get his name spot on :) cause people spell my real name wrong all the time

@LPSDevon25

Жыл бұрын

Cause my real name is Deena but I get names like dena Denna dina

@LPSDevon25

Жыл бұрын

And Deanna

I like how it tells you to repeat "existence makes a difference" and then tells you to keep vanishing

“Physics challenge everything we know about occultism” is perhaps the best quote ever

"We cannot get better at touching, we can just get better at looking." I'm feeling motivated already!

7:53 me thinking he was gonna say: "do you have protection?? BECAUSE WITH NORD VPN-"

@maedocupcake

Жыл бұрын

S-SPENCER?

Seán’s laughter is more infectious than covid could ever hope to be 😂

6:12 yeah anything that tells me to not stroke animals is gonna get switched off pretty quickly too lol

Jack using a sticker of Ryan George in the fake TikTok inspiration part got me 😂

The editor deserves an extra cookie for that gag at 4:55. I laughed so hard.

@ZhangK71

Жыл бұрын

Happy Wheels memes will always be infinitely goated

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

Жыл бұрын

What gag?

His laugh during all of this BROKE ME- the giggles 💀💀

@katiehersh5405

Жыл бұрын

But his laugh is adorable though 🥰

@Lesley_RedRhody

Жыл бұрын

@@katiehersh5405 I think the both of you are pretty much saying the same thing. Also… Hi!! 👋😁

@katiehersh5405

Жыл бұрын

@@Lesley_RedRhody Hi 😁

Tried to make some uninspirational quotes with ChatGPT: "If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a mediocre warning." - Homer Simpson "Life is like a box of chocolates: You never know what you're gonna get, but it's probably not that great anyway." - Forrest Gump "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, but you also miss 100% of the shots you do take if you're not that good." - Michael Scott "Believe in yourself, but not too much, because you might be wrong." - Yogi Bear "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and also spiders. And heights. And public speaking. And clowns." - Franklin D. Roosevelt "Life is a journey, but sometimes the destination is just a disappointing tourist trap." - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Tried this one out. "Ever so often the most respectable thing you can be is sick of life"

I am in love with the Ryan George cameo at 1:07 ... Not the crossover we expected, but the one we needed.

@NeuroSpicyGamer

Жыл бұрын

I’d love for Ryan and Sean to do a video together!

@ThreadBomb

Жыл бұрын

The fellow has excellent taste in -tiktokkers- youtubers

@tarahobson1525

Жыл бұрын

@@NeuroSpicyGamer Wow wow wow wow wow. wow.

@user-bj8hi3gl2k

Жыл бұрын

Okay who put the nonsense word like "prettyly" inside their own sentences like that I mean that makes NO FRIGGIN' SENSE WHATSOEVER and plus the word "prettyly" is NOT an actual word whatsoever

@mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072

Жыл бұрын

Okay *_Fine!_* Let’s all act like humans.😒 Look at me!🙄 Boy, do I love sweating. Let’s convert beef and leaves into energy and excrete them later and go shopping.

I’m so inspired to live my best “pointless human existence”, oh boy. My joy is overflowing.

@ka_galaxy

Жыл бұрын

​@Midsplugsgrow up.

@kingderper928

Жыл бұрын

Thats not the only thing overflowing

@sergentsnugglemuffin1543

Жыл бұрын

@@re_tardyou don’t even have content

@ittybittyrampagingcommittee

Жыл бұрын

@@kingderper928 Well with how you said that, my guess is it’s either tears or cum, but I’m not sure which…

@Where_da_cheese_at

Жыл бұрын

@@re_tard your username says it all

My 2 favorites I've made is "We should all focus a whole lot more on Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles." and "Don't bribe people. It's an evil thing to do."

Jack looks like Keanu Reeves cosplaying as Jacksepticeye and I’m here for it

I’ve known about this website for years and I used to use it a lot when I was bored. And okay so clearly the quotes can range from positive, nonsense, funny, or concerning, but for the most part any negative quote I got was funny in a dark humor sense or just like something about depression. One time though, out of the blue, I got one where the background was two hands held out together and covered in blood and the quote just said: “You will curse.” Not gonna lie it still kinda haunts me. It’s still saved to my camera roll and any time I scroll past it I get that weird foreboding feeling

@vibaj16

Жыл бұрын

"Thank you for not being very cool" bruh

@candidesque6470

Жыл бұрын

For me, the site started glitching as if the AI was actually struggling and becoming self aware like for Jack and before it returned to giving me funny nonsense it said “Can you even live without AI?” and “A murderer is a murderer and a terrible mistake is a terrible mistake.” I’m a *little* worried.

@DakotaofRaptors

Жыл бұрын

Make a creepypasta about it.

@jasperjudd

Жыл бұрын

@@DakotaofRaptors honestly I probably could lol 😭 I wish you could post photos on KZread comments cause it’s so much more terrifying than I could ever explain through writing

@occultistically

Жыл бұрын

I got a quote with the background of hands covered in blood with the words "You Are Ideal"

After a very, VERY bad day, this genuinely made me smile. Thanks, Jack.

@maileschultz5481

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@TheStudioArchitect

Жыл бұрын

I always have great days! I love everyday of my life! But Jack/Seán always makes my day a little better! Like... the cherry on top of a chocolate cake. That's a surprisingly good way to describe it.

@simionleva3856

Жыл бұрын

May I ask what happened?

@MedicOfUndying

Жыл бұрын

There must be bad days for there to be good days, right?

@TotallySquirrel

Жыл бұрын

Sorry you're having a shit day. Hope tomorrow is better for you ❤

It is actually getting very disturbing in the Mindfulness mode at some point. It starts showing horror images and it turns on creepy music. No kidding.

Definitely consider making a part 2! Need more of this LOL

Jack out here looking like that one cool computer teacher you have in middle school where he lets you call him by his first name and gives red vines to whoever answers questions correctly

@klaytonalexandermatthews2047

Жыл бұрын

This is so wildly accurate, mine was called Peter. He was rad

@zilog1

Жыл бұрын

I love it when we are taught about tax and adult things in school then conveniently forget about that and then complain about the school system, "not teaching us about life and work and taxes" and complain that "the system" is broken. Or have a computer class all about this shit and then proceed to forget and now rely on "that one computer guy" in the family to do it all for you. Its not school, its you. You just don't give a shit.

@jericho9642

Жыл бұрын

@@zilog1 What happened here?

@the_honey_rat

Жыл бұрын

@@jericho9642, shhhhh, just let them be... they're going through some things right now.

@brideofcthulhu347

Жыл бұрын

@@zilog1 damn you projected so hard there you oughtta open up a movie theater.

This is clearly a sign from the universe, because I literally ranted to my boyfriend earlier of how I felt my life wasn't going anywhere and what were my fiery passions are now slowly burning out. You come out with a video that is inspirational and gets the motivation going again. Even though none of these quotes are actually inspiring and make no sense 🤣 I still appreciate the sentiment

@CrystalRose1111

Жыл бұрын

This is relatable

@angeliqueteele3782

Жыл бұрын

BRO SAME WTF

@AlphaOmegaInfinity

Жыл бұрын

I found this video as I was going for a walk after some big personal project burnout. I can definitely relate

@Cole_Cross

Жыл бұрын

HEY GAMER GRRRLLL. YOU AREN'T ALONE. we can do this.

My favorite quote Iv'e gotten from this bot is "If you want to be loved you have to resist demons" whith the picture of a guy with a gas mask in a suite similer to this one at 2:24

My favorite quote I ever got was "Be funny. Hit yourself in the head with a hammer."

2:56 i love when jack laughs like this, his laugh just sounds so good, and i laugh hard af at it too

Is it just me or is jack looking so handsome. Like the fit, the hair, the glasses, all just work so well

@rachelhughes8487

Жыл бұрын

I've always had a thing for guys with long dark hair and glasses so I 100% agree. Still working on getting my husband glasses lol. He needs them anyways he just won't go get a prescription.

@terranbricklin

Жыл бұрын

Sean is always handsome. But I def think this fit just makes him feel....i don't know, cozy? I want to sit in front a fire with this man and talk about the philosophy of my existence.

@lorenagonzalez515

Жыл бұрын

Ooof, don't get me started on that "im a car and I want you in me" bit 😩 I've had the HUGEST crush on Séan since I first started watching him , when he still lived in Ireland. Just something about brunette and beards for me 🤌🏽

@LPSDevon25

Жыл бұрын

Seán actually

@amadynka

Жыл бұрын

Yeah.... I haven't watched this channel for couple of years, now I see how he has changed. He is sooo handsome!

I was not expecting the bot to become self aware and honestly it scared the shit out of me

6:23 "Rule 4: share your credit card information with individuals who are abusive" If this is how crazy rule 4 is I wonder what the rest of them are like

@Ultra_rocketmus

24 күн бұрын

Rule 5: date someone who will blackmail you

How is no one talking about the end? 14:35 this could be a good horror theory for matpat

@adrienstarfaer

Жыл бұрын

Oh thank gods, somebody said it, like wtf??

@therealwuffo

Жыл бұрын

THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING

@Leader7353

Жыл бұрын

That happens sometimes. There are actually loading screen quotes in between just as interesting

@tiagosp

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. I hope somebody wonders what happens next.

@AstralArbourSys

9 ай бұрын

So glad he got to see the part where it becomes sentient. InspiroBot has fucking LORE lmao

I was having a really crappy day until I saw this video. Thanks Jack

@_httpsxwhirr

Жыл бұрын

same lol

@San-lh8us

Жыл бұрын

the video came out 15 minutes ago, the video is 15 minutes long, and you commented as if you had already watched it fully 16 minutes ago. something's not right here

@Bretaxy

Жыл бұрын

@@San-lh8us These comments are there to beg for likes. Just subtly.

@RobertPayne556

Жыл бұрын

@Patrick39 At being a starfish, yes.

@CartDaBeast489

Жыл бұрын

Bro damn its only 9 AM I hope your doing ok

Inspirobot is a very intelligent ai that is capable of giving the most meaningful quotes we could think of to "You're mediocre and you know it"

Interesting how when Jack laughs and flies off the screen, if you're wearing headphones, the audio goes from the right ear cup to the left one.

10:03 Sean's dad jokes are on point lmao

Just tried it and got these from the mindfulness section...😳 "Just because you're buried, doesn't mean you're sleepy" "We all have the power to make the elite wet themselves" "In the olden days, a brave emperor once approached a filthy mother and asked her "how come you are so worshipped, you who are just a filthy mother?" "That is because I know that everything is a lie" replied the mother. The emperor had never before heard such wisdom spoken, and took it with him for the rest of his life, and later in his life, he died." "A long time ago lived a brave tailor who was trying to find territorial dominance in the wetlands. That was when he met a young and fair beggar. "Can you tell me where to find territorial dominance?" he asked the beggar. The beggar immediately replied "of territorial dominance I do not know, for I am but a mere beggar". The tailor frowned at the beggar and walked on. That night when he was shaving his hedges, the tailor understood: Existence is an illusion and there's nothing no one can do about it. And then he found territorial dominance and he was never confused again." "Dare to be the opposite sex" "Keep chanting this mantra: "my soul is not part of a cult, my soul is not part of a cult"."

@noname-kx4cu

Жыл бұрын

The last one killed me

@SiRenfield

8 ай бұрын

“Dare the opposite sex” hell yeah 🏳️‍⚧️

@OneOfUs-

8 ай бұрын

@@SiRenfield 🏳️‍⚧️

@OneOfUs-

8 ай бұрын

@@SiRenfield It’s even funnier when I realised that I have actually come out to some people in my life as trans since I first watched this video😂🏳️‍🌈

The best ones I got: "Now is the time to abuse sexuality." "Don't lose sleep over your parents' loneliness." "Most people become beggars because they like to work from home." "Being a citizen in a free democracy can be very similar to selling drugs."

13:32 Ai missed the opportunity to rick roll us at the end of this text

my favorite inspirobot generated inspirational quote was one that simply said "hunt beef" with the picture at 11:46

This is exactly the type of motivation I needed! Really paints a picture of what humanity is like: fucking crazy.

7:02 was the one that finally broke me.... idk why

“Can you make hatred seem reasonable?” the picture was two wasps banging

PLEASE do this again, this was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. I cannot stop laughing and crying lmao

All jokes aside the one that says “Why close your eyes when you can try harder” is actually a really good quote

@HazySkies

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I thought so too. Like, "Close your eyes" could mean to give up-to sleep. So effectively it's similar energy to "Don't give up, keep trying!" but deeper and with a touch of metaphor.

@raet6375

Жыл бұрын

I feel like it would work really well in context of some badass fight/escape movie scene

@deepfriedeggnog6937

Жыл бұрын

No it's not lmao

@shadowlord0162

Жыл бұрын

it could be a good quote yeah

@ImOofTheOoffer

Жыл бұрын

gen z?

5:24 this feels like a cultic brainwash

@Brilynne59

8 күн бұрын

Mhm 😅

heres some of my favorite when i did it "please do not eat the elderly, the elderly are actually really nice" "gentlemen unite! cooperate for your common goal, removing energy " "there was once a ugly soldier trying to find an air"