teleblue.neocities.org/

@blacktoad34

Жыл бұрын

DONT TELL ME THIS IS GONNA BE A WEBSITE ARG TOO

@nonpost

Жыл бұрын

trust me, there *definitely* aren't secret pages; even if there were (which there aren't), you'd have to guess the urls yourself (which you shouldn't because they don't exist).

@tech_and_stuff_2022

11 ай бұрын

Upon searching the equipment images; The remote control is a Cablevision Ur2-cbl-cv04 Universal Remote Control, but the IO icon has been changed to a TB text image. The cable box is a Scientific Atlanta Explorer 4250hd, but the logos were changed to MacNeil Tech and TB. Clicking any BUY button on the page results in a 471 error that means that it couldn't connect to the TeleFREQ servers.

@gIoriaflores

8 ай бұрын

no way you bought a freaking website

@DEADCHANNEL361

7 ай бұрын

@@tech_and_stuff_2022 you’re copying stuff for val lol

Guys did you know after these messages they'll be right back

@georgezinbr

11 ай бұрын

Wow I didn't know that!?

@JeiHeirumaru

11 ай бұрын

And when they come back, it’s back to the show!

@StupidCommenterYT

10 ай бұрын

WOAH

@JYASOYT

10 ай бұрын

fr??

@RedyIsCool200

9 ай бұрын

THATS CRAZY!!! O . O

the disney executives watching the highly experimental broadcast personalizer go haywire for the 99th fucking time this week

@PearangeProductions

Ай бұрын

"We've survived _this_ long, haven't we?"

@TheStickGuy_YouTube

13 сағат бұрын

“Paul, Why the fuck is the Broadcast personalizer having sex with my wife?!”

0:28 AH AH HE SAID IT HE SAID IT

"on second thought, boss, maybe we shouldn't have used a teleblue machine for the bumper previews"

i can't help but think of nostalgia critic while watching this

@UglyBarnical58

Жыл бұрын

COMMERCIALS!!!!!!

@hunterbeatbilly9836

Жыл бұрын

Never let him watch this version. He'll defiantly freak out over the concept of a rouge AI making stuff dissapear.

@Elevatorelectricgate

9 ай бұрын

@@hunterbeatbilly9836 So in this case, we're watching this so he doesn't have to.

its nice to see that it doesnt have that vhs filter like most, that static is there when the tracking on your vcr isn't right

@niklass1641

10 ай бұрын

Right. People who never actually experienced VCR days seem to actually believe that filter effect is what watching a tape was like. No one would have put up with that static while watching TV. Only a tape years old on a bad box would have looked anything like that.

@SaintCharlos

10 күн бұрын

I recommend ntscQT if you don't have blank VHS tapes or a VHS player or if you can't afford them though.

Discovered this channel yesterday, and i gotta say. You're an absolute hidden gem! Binged all you have to offer and can't wait for more, def earned a patreon pledge from me.

1:12 was actually kinda creepy

@beatbelle47

Ай бұрын

After all these messages instrumental

The head thing with the three humans was done in such a subtle yet unsettling way, like it’s small but still unnerving

@nxx99

8 ай бұрын

It's part of the original thing, and it's NOT an anomaly

@tibby4503

5 ай бұрын

​@@nxx99😐

@BlixerUTKC2024

2 ай бұрын

They did take off their heads but they switched their heads around not COMPLETELY remove them.

@BlixerUTKC2024

2 ай бұрын

In the original anyway.

The one with the rabbit was always my favorite. I remember seeing these when I was little, oh the memories.

@bruhchamp16593

Жыл бұрын

uh, i don’t remember there being a rabbit in any of those bumpers, i think you meant the one with the elephant that changes color iirc

@jeremythacker7507

Жыл бұрын

⁠@@bruhchamp16593 I think he means the ones from 1993.

@bruhchamp16593

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremythacker7507 wasn’t aware of those, thought they were playing along with the lore as if they were affected by TeleFreq

@jeremythacker7507

Жыл бұрын

@@bruhchamp16593 oh ok! And also THERE WAS NOT A ELEPHANT THAT CHANGES COLOR IN THOSE BUMPERS THE ONLY ANIMAL I COULD FIND IN THE BUMPERS WAS A HORSE DO YOU HEAR ME? A HORSE!

0:58 They really did lose their heads after all

The use of actual VHS tapes in these videos help a lot for stuff like this, considering there is no way you could get stuff like camera zooms correct digitally.

@kittykat5090

4 ай бұрын

it also gives it a more authentic feel than other analog horror series that just slap a vhs filter over their work and set it in the 80s or something to explain it away

@SaintCharlos

10 күн бұрын

I recommend ntscQT if you don't have blank VHS tapes or a VHS player or if you can't afford them though.

this episode of the nostalgia critic is a lot weirder than the others

0:57 They've lost their heads, literally

@BrendaReinhart-yf5zm

6 ай бұрын

Wait what??? Did that happen!? I don’t have teleblue 😢

@yapaapl

6 ай бұрын

@@BrendaReinhart-yf5zm It's just a horror ARG, it didn't happen in real life.

Nostalgia Critic's lost episode about commercials titled "We'll be right back" (Found rare footage 20/10/2009)

Damn, as soon as it got to the head-swap variation, everything went fucking haywire! At least by the end of it, everything switched back to normal. It seems like VAL isn't gonna stop trying to scare viewers or manipulating anything that comes through the airwaves or to the TeleBlue boxes.

1:38 when it’s the end of the world

Yeah, this set of bumpers is probably the absolute WORST thing to watch on a Teleblue cable box. Those four words being repeated several times in succession is like looking in the mirror and saying Candyman five times. In other words, you're screwed.

This is actually my favorite one because these break bumpers fit perfectly into the WBRB series.

0:41 This is that Bugs Bunny meme all over again.

1:11 THEY DISAPPEARED!!! HOLY CRAP!

0:56 that caught me so off guard 😭

1:17 oh hello VAL

@davidishere2373

2 ай бұрын

Jam she should be the next door's character entity

@Morphle-kit

Ай бұрын

CREEPY

@Chickensolider

Ай бұрын

Wow she’s back to the club

@Valfromteleblue

10 күн бұрын

Hi

@Morphle-kit

10 күн бұрын

@@Valfromteleblue AAGHHH!!

0:54 this one was the best part. that actually had me freaked out

@patsvideos4471

8 ай бұрын

That's my favorite part

HE FINALLY DID ONE OF THE BIG 6

@anonymous16304

Ай бұрын

Big 3*

@jeykiesalt

Ай бұрын

@@anonymous16304 this was 10 months ago

this series gets better and better

1:16 is so creepy

Ok i dont know if its due to the vhs effects but your efits on the tamperd TV brodcasts are killer! I cant wait to see how it ends! ^^

part of me remembers these bumpers because of the nostalgia critic

@damienpalos9225

6 ай бұрын

Hi sora

1:12 the template for after these messages bumpers

@BYHG568K

10 ай бұрын

With Val at the end I guess.

That zoom effect was awesome

0:58 THEY GOT HEADLESS NO WAY 😤💯💯💯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

@thematrixisgaming101

7 ай бұрын

LMAO

@averagelittlelulufan

7 ай бұрын

free headless

@TATHS5712ndchannel

Ай бұрын

well be right ba𝕔k.

After these messages, we'll be right back! *D O N ' T W O R R Y .*

You finally uploaded this I’ve been waiting for this

This is probably my favorite one in the series

1:37 IS THAT THE SOUND FROM SUICIDE MOUSE

@TANNER12398

Жыл бұрын

yes

@JamalLeEpicBall123

11 ай бұрын

I recongnized it instantly lol

@VacaDaCowb

10 ай бұрын

YES!!! AND IT was the Screams of hell?

@JamalLeEpicBall123

10 ай бұрын

@@VacaDaCowb no no no it was from where the screams were about to start in jajacob's ver

@VacaDaCowb

10 ай бұрын

​@@JamalLeEpicBall123Oh! Yes but what video or something?

how is no one talking about how the assets of the countdown slowly dissapear

@Flumby_the_creator_YT

Ай бұрын

Yes! I noticed!

@gIoriaflores

Ай бұрын

@@Flumby_the_creator_YT my point is that it’s noticed, but not talked about

"After these messages, we'll disappear in your very eyes!"

Is it just me, or does the second version of the fire hydrant screen seem different? I think VAL is doing her job just a bit

@paulahull

Жыл бұрын

you mean the one with the hydrant scaring the dog?

I thought it was a compilation at first until 0:56

This face is everywhere in every anomaly videos

Raiting anomalies This one was very good the parts when the bumpers start to what ill say disinagrate and it goes just back to normal 7/10

Super Mario 64 Classified lookin a bit weird now

I've always loved the head swap on the 3 humans

Guys I think after these messages, they’ll be right back.

@averagelittlelulufan

7 ай бұрын

pucca fan detected fun fact: im a pucca fan too

No wait that’s normal 😮 0:10

Omg TapeWorm Shoutout from Abc!!!

1:18 Bro where is the title💀💀💀 1:30 Where is the Abc logo 1:39 Screaming and that sign says "we'll be right back" 1:55 Repairing

Some of these were downright creepy, my god! What’s up with that scary face that briefly popped up? Almost crapped myself there.

*THE DARKEST FUTURE*

After these messages we'll be right back just if you didn't know

You know I think they’ll be right back

Fun fact: TapeWorm's first ever analog horror was: The Benadryl Catalogue

THAT GOT ME SO GOOD 0:28

We'll Be Right Back.

They moved on, viewer. You’ve been watching 90’s ABC for years now. There’s nothing to come back for.

one question: is the teleblue box a real thing? If so then I would buy it or just the remote I've been checking onto the teleblue website

@marionoah1alt

Ай бұрын

It's fake. It's made using editing and such

The dog like was nah im running away

I was wondering when this would be referenced.

Looks so real

0:57 bye bye heads

RUN!!!

what happends if val gets mad

@davidishere2373

6 ай бұрын

Then they will scare you

That sure scared the dog

@Uzidoorman9801

6 ай бұрын

How

they actually left

that crazy too!

glitching at no head 0:57

This one is creepy in my ears😳😳😳

@jaydendiegonohi65271

8 ай бұрын

1:55

1:09 will be my 13 reason i cannot sleep the face follows me at night and i am going insane

nice

0:10 fred thats was a cool abc saterday morning 0:28 fred mom what hapend to the tv? 0:41 fred uh mom what hapend to TV broken 0:42 mom i dont know 0:58 Fred why is no Heads mom 1:12 Fred uh mom wheres everyone? Mom i dont Care 1:16 Fred uh mom? why got face on tv? Mom is okay 1:26 Fred everyone is mising 1:38 Fred noooo is stil mising mom 1:59 Fred why is so glitching mommy i have to fix the tv 2:02 mom see It fix Fred thankyou

@anonymous16304

Ай бұрын

You forgot this: :

@Valfromteleblue

10 күн бұрын

I am doing my job

where i met you and your great videos 🗿🗿🗿🗿

WARNING:VERY SCARY

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

🌙

I feel like this is a facilty training video thats getting worse and worse... But the face at 1:17. What does it have to do with everything?

@Chickensolider

Ай бұрын

It’s just our friendly person val…

@Valfromteleblue

10 күн бұрын

​@@ChickensoliderNo

Is this an ARG? Edit: im taking this as yes

After these messages does not exist Nothing happened to anyone Edit: ok my mom saw me watch this and sanged along, but freaked the fuck out when the shit happened 😂

@egor15661

Жыл бұрын

the convo had to be weird "What in the absolute hell are you watching?" "Mom, i can explain, its a horror series.."

@UglyBarnical58

Жыл бұрын

@@egor15661 nah, she thought it looked cool. She didnt judge haha

@dreambean1198

Жыл бұрын

"AAAAHH WHERE'D THE HEADS GO"

Oh hell no😣😣😣

All parts theres a glitch 0:25 0:39 0:55 1:12 1:24 [ 1:38 this part have a disturbing sound] 1:55

Ugh… Just had my memory pills but, WHY IS EVERYTHING DISSAPEARING?!?!

oh shit

Where da logo go ant the text 1:55

@Valfromteleblue

10 күн бұрын

I got them

Legitimate question: is there anything to these other than the text being gone and a face sometimes?

@TAPE_W0RM

Жыл бұрын

the other comment you left should answer your own question lmao, glad you're enjoying em

Dangit VAL stop stealing my logos :/

I don't think this is real, but if it is... my god!

@thematrixisgaming101

Жыл бұрын

it isnt lol

Oh, dios mio…

Why the head is disappearing

👀

made by v.a.l

KSAT 12 ABC San Antonio TX

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱REAL!!!!!!!!!!!

(07/27/1991)

very scery men rly cool

after... what messages?

@anonymous16304

Ай бұрын

These messages

classic val W

Hello ?

Numbers iş exploding😂😂😂😂

@anonymous16304

Ай бұрын

You a kiddo?

1:13 who saw val