Adventures In Amsterdam | HAIYAA #35

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Nigel has flown Producer Matt to beautiful Amsterdam and these are their stories from an eventful night walking along the red light district and smoking at a coffeeshop.
Elsewhere Her Majesty The Queen has passed away. What implications will this have on Matt’s work ethic and what does Nigel think about these developments… you’re about to find out!
0:00 - Matt takes Nigel to a restaurant in Amsterdam and they explored the red light district. Matt found it “surreal”
9:25 - Nigel and Matt were offered drugs and the Haiyaa podcast marks the passing of Queen Elizabeth II
19:25 - Nigel tried to be culturally sensitive by checking if Matt was still happy to work while mourning the passing of his monarch. Matt trolled Nigel in the process!
30:00 - Nigel’s new mantra is “Be Hard and Smart” and it relates to bargaining with sex workers. It’s also the piece of advice he wants to pass down to his children.
46:40 - Spider Lady follow up! Nigel is in for an amazing surprise from the latest DM to land…
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng Жыл бұрын

    Demonetised again… 🤦‍♂️

  • @Kepexd

    @Kepexd

    Жыл бұрын

    Well that was fast

  • @bukurbudy2117

    @bukurbudy2117

    Жыл бұрын

    Haiyaa

  • @jaserror

    @jaserror

    Жыл бұрын

    I think you need a patreon.

  • @siciowashere

    @siciowashere

    Жыл бұрын

    How tf you got demonetized??

  • @zacht7888

    @zacht7888

    Жыл бұрын

    Cause Matt's an oafish buffoon

  • @RyuKyu316
    @RyuKyu316 Жыл бұрын

    "Sex is a journey, it's not about the destination, it's about the process. The destination is boring because when you get to the destination you just get this clarity. What am I doing with my life. " - Nigel Ng/Uncle Roger

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Not even 30 seconds in and Nigel has started Marital Discord in Producer Matt’s life.

  • @panchit0z

    @panchit0z

    Жыл бұрын

    It seems like that’s every episode. 😂

  • @nosadie4497
    @nosadie4497 Жыл бұрын

    I look forward to each of your HAIYAA podcasts!!

  • @GR8119
    @GR8119 Жыл бұрын

    Matt has a contagious laugh 😂😂😂 I'd love to hang out with him!!!

  • @swiinka
    @swiinka Жыл бұрын

    That disappointed look on Nigel's face when he realised he didn't have popcorn in the fish restaurant... He may shout about seggs workers all he wants. but he's 5 years old at heart :D

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Omg there’s going to be a cute family reunion with Nigel’s family! All my love to your family!

  • @toine145
    @toine145 Жыл бұрын

    Nice to see you are in Amsterdam Nigel. Thx for making funny content. Enjoy watching your video's. I am a dutch citizen.

  • @codybertasso4282
    @codybertasso4282 Жыл бұрын

    5 pm in New Zealand, just got off work....perfect!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    The chapters of the video are so brilliantly composed haha

  • @kamakazii80
    @kamakazii80 Жыл бұрын

    Always enjoy ur podcasts 😉 It's funnnnnyy.. 🤣

  • @BigsDeluxe
    @BigsDeluxe Жыл бұрын

    I'm SO attacked this episode! I enjoy both boxed AND Barefoot wines!

  • @miguelfigueroa3231
    @miguelfigueroa3231 Жыл бұрын

    been watching since rice to meet yu keep up the GREAT WORK

  • @muenchhausenmusic
    @muenchhausenmusic Жыл бұрын

    19:40 Good one, producer Matt 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @techrev9999
    @techrev9999 Жыл бұрын

    Glad to see things getting back to normal... My record in Amsterdamn is 4 at a time and 7 in a day, I think. Kinda sad, I need to improve my numbers.

  • @jonr4164
    @jonr4164 Жыл бұрын

    This was awesome!

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    The previous episode prepared us for the chaos and then I watched the cold open lmao

  • @bryanpauly8519
    @bryanpauly85199 ай бұрын

    This podcast is great!

  • @spencers4092
    @spencers4092 Жыл бұрын

    14:20 Producer Matt's apologetic look at the rest of the crew sums up the Haiyaa podcast perfectly 😂😂

  • @nolaquev
    @nolaquev Жыл бұрын

    Such brilliant content 😂😂😂

  • @junpan2463
    @junpan2463 Жыл бұрын

    He can't stop laughing, you're so funny, bro.

  • @andrewkazuma9302
    @andrewkazuma9302 Жыл бұрын

    I really hope I have learnt how to be hard and smart when I was young! Darn it!

  • @drgicx4237
    @drgicx4237 Жыл бұрын

    Soo good

  • @daveinmontana7726
    @daveinmontana7726 Жыл бұрын

    Thinking properly with a full sack, great title for self help book !! 😂

  • @jrzgrl73

    @jrzgrl73

    Жыл бұрын

    Good one

  • @vitranisuber
    @vitranisuber Жыл бұрын

    I agree with those tips!!

  • @veryfitting
    @veryfitting Жыл бұрын

    Nigel is definitely more interested in the blue light rooms ;)

  • @navi-ui8dq
    @navi-ui8dq Жыл бұрын

    Mat gets funnier every episode 😂

  • @arishbiz
    @arishbiz Жыл бұрын

    saw you in amsterdam uncle roger big fan man

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    As always, a big hi and hello to Producer Matt! Thanks for trying to keep Nigel in check when he goes non-PC lol

  • @k.kasuni2435
    @k.kasuni2435 Жыл бұрын

    Producer Matt is too innocent and helpless to get rid of full of roasting stuff from nigel 😂

  • @k.kasuni2435
    @k.kasuni2435 Жыл бұрын

    now we gotta hear a tarantula saga on pod Fuiyyoooo 🎊

  • @liliskarlina1301
    @liliskarlina1301 Жыл бұрын

    yo nigel, where is the podcast about your adventures in Indonesia video? i clicked the link but there's no video

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    ‘Be Hard and Smart’ is a Business Self-Help Book that should be taught in Business Schools.

  • @reyu418
    @reyu418 Жыл бұрын

    Where is eps 32, the adventure in indonesia video? Why its gone? Im not done yet watching that episode

  • @Solidsnake0208
    @Solidsnake0208 Жыл бұрын

    God I love seeing Matt this uncomfortable! 😂

  • @valeriesanders481
    @valeriesanders481 Жыл бұрын

    20-30 years ago many restaurants in European countries displayed the fish for you to see

  • @patrickvalk
    @patrickvalk Жыл бұрын

    Will there be a meet and greet in amsterdam? 😁

  • @bibianabila
    @bibianabila Жыл бұрын

    Man where's the episode 32??? I can't find it

  • @gg_namjoon
    @gg_namjoon Жыл бұрын

    Anyone else play the drinking game where you take a shot every time Producer Matt laughs awkwardly and says “oh God”. Warning, you will be completely trashed 😂x

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Even as an audience, comedy shows are scheduled at such a weird time: You can never have dinner at the proper time.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    It’s cute to see Nigel thinking the late Queen Elizabeth II stayed out of politics considering her reign was about crushing revolutionaries which is not new.

  • @bukurbudy2117

    @bukurbudy2117

    Жыл бұрын

    She has colonised many countries and destroyed many lives

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Ngl Nigel does look like the Black Tarantula with White Stripes. I think it’s the outfit 😂

  • @jessicaward3413
    @jessicaward3413 Жыл бұрын

    Good morning it’s 12:00 am and I have school 😭

  • @Miss_Raai
    @Miss_Raai Жыл бұрын

    soft shell crab is alway's~ good uncle roger 2022 me: I have crab allergies-T-T

  • @SSN0001
    @SSN0001 Жыл бұрын

    Oooo 6 am in UK

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Am I the only person not surprised by Producer Matt reading ‘On the Road’?

  • @BookNerd4Music

    @BookNerd4Music

    Жыл бұрын

    not at all hahaha

  • @rsitorus
    @rsitorus Жыл бұрын

    Thanks!

  • @AGULL
    @AGULL Жыл бұрын

    I wanted to come but was on vacay😭

  • @gwenixe
    @gwenixe Жыл бұрын

    soft drugs are legalized in Amsterdam, you guys should try some paddestoel!👍🏻

  • @circleancopan7748
    @circleancopan7748 Жыл бұрын

    Amsterdam, did you met Shylily there?

  • @janehyun2581
    @janehyun2581 Жыл бұрын

    😍❤️👊🏻

  • @drpaedan2099
    @drpaedan2099 Жыл бұрын

    Is this the trip where he met the VTuber?

  • @williammcpherson9953
    @williammcpherson9953 Жыл бұрын

    I'm new to this. So someone help me out...is this uncle Rodger?

  • @dezikageniya
    @dezikageniya Жыл бұрын

    you deleted the Adventures in Indonesia episode I wonder why...

  • @tron_lives
    @tron_lives Жыл бұрын

    LMAO!! 😆😆

  • @furete
    @furete Жыл бұрын

    Where episode 32?

  • @tahmidrahman5367
    @tahmidrahman5367 Жыл бұрын

    Kaas is wel lekker

  • @harismazlan
    @harismazlan Жыл бұрын

    Bro nigel hahaha Amsterdam was the best weh. I love ganja

  • @BookNerd4Music
    @BookNerd4Music Жыл бұрын

    I laughed way too hard at the 30 min section and we arent even 2 min min in... and Matt--- maybe dont put such descriptive details in the tags.... 🤣😂🤣

  • @sleepykat9
    @sleepykat9 Жыл бұрын

    Haiyaaaaa

  • @Inayah-jy8qb
    @Inayah-jy8qb Жыл бұрын

    did you move to my home town? 👀

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Ngl I’d like to see Fan Fiction about Liz Truss going after the late Queen avenging the death of Lady Diana.

  • @nathan87

    @nathan87

    Жыл бұрын

    Ngl should be the name of nigels next stand up tour

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    I, too, have a problem with Producer Matt replying in 2 hours. Replying to a friend, yes BUT NEVER at work. Unless your boss is cool.

  • @Jaska8000
    @Jaska8000 Жыл бұрын

    If Nigel in Uncle Roger role when cocaine pushers appeared in Amsterdam, he would've replied: "No, thanks. I already have a whole pound of powder of Gods. It is MSG, King of Flavor!"

  • @revanonly
    @revanonly Жыл бұрын

    where's adventures in indonesia?

  • @k.kasuni2435
    @k.kasuni2435 Жыл бұрын

    Another episode of roasting each other yet still demonetised 😂🔥

  • @liquicrum
    @liquicrum Жыл бұрын

    You should write the book "Sex and Dinner."

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Excuse me: It’s not ‘Spider Lady’, it’s ‘The Surreal Spider Lady’.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Quote of the Day: “Bournemouth is the Bangkok of England.”

  • @ClipsGamingShorts

    @ClipsGamingShorts

    Жыл бұрын

    Why do you comment like 20 times on the video

  • @junjunyishi
    @junjunyishi Жыл бұрын

    I'm Just wondering why Uncle Roger has an close-to-American accent, not 100%, but maybe like 70% American 30% British.

  • @aspiromy
    @aspiromy Жыл бұрын

    Matt want to speak to HR 🤣🤣🤣 did you know the colonial histories ROFL

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    Just like your job is to prepare for the audience, the hotel employees have to tell you about amenities. Don’t be rude.

  • @name-uh5ee
    @name-uh5ee Жыл бұрын

    8:49 They can milk the old people while they milk the old people No no They can milk the old people while the old people milk them Yeah that's better

  • @arkeeblu1169
    @arkeeblu1169 Жыл бұрын

    Yes Matt you got scammed before. I remembered your table story way back… or hold on or you were the scammer? I forgot.

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. Жыл бұрын

    I don’t think North Korea has Twitter.

  • @ramonramirez3060
    @ramonramirez3060 Жыл бұрын

    No filters whatsoever...what comedy is all about. If we comedy fans & comedians allow the PC bull crap to control it...we are doom!

  • @daviddarby46
    @daviddarby46 Жыл бұрын

    Nigel, you just need to marry someone that is poly and accepts your “side red flags” and you will be just fine. Also, we all know Matt had a good spunking before and after the red light district.

  • @exeuropean
    @exeuropean11 ай бұрын

    British tourist make it a seedy city.

  • @storywaku7805
    @storywaku7805 Жыл бұрын

    Where's Your adventure in Indonesian ??

  • @eriktabbers3599
    @eriktabbers3599 Жыл бұрын

    Yeah kinda feels weird that people "mourn" someone Noone of the lower/mid class knew. But in the Netherlands we would probably have some monarchy fans crying on tv as well in this situation. Still did not hear why you both were in Amsterdam though? Had a show here? Or just for matt to smoke some decent weed? 🤔

  • @lnwreal3
    @lnwreal3 Жыл бұрын

    Hahahahaha

  • @ibanheadhunter8317
    @ibanheadhunter8317 Жыл бұрын

    34:20

  • @bukurbudy2117
    @bukurbudy2117 Жыл бұрын

    15:43

  • @bukurbudy2117

    @bukurbudy2117

    Жыл бұрын

    42:20

  • @tunesuppaphol7956
    @tunesuppaphol7956 Жыл бұрын

    Sorry Uncle Roger thank you

  • @donnadiamusa7574
    @donnadiamusa7574 Жыл бұрын

    I am a fan and look forward to the podcasts but your comments on the passing of our Queen were very disrespectful and offensive. You're quite happy to enjoy the benefits of our NHS health care by comparison to your experiences in other countries but don't have regard to UK national's sensitivities in their time of grief. Perhaps you might want to think about re-locating to the USA

  • @piggydives
    @piggydives Жыл бұрын

    Dated a Crazy Woman from Stockholm? Isn't Evelyn from Stockholm? ...are you hinting something?

  • @carpetmasterzwi
    @carpetmasterzwi Жыл бұрын

    Shadow banned

  • @tahmidrahman5367
    @tahmidrahman5367 Жыл бұрын

    kaas

  • @JennyLynn0001
    @JennyLynn0001 Жыл бұрын

    Not to be insensitive... but I honestly thought there would be no podcast this week because of the death of the queen... It really says something about the difference in our countries because... I really don't think anyone would mourn if our president died -_-

  • @johnkas23
    @johnkas23Ай бұрын

    Love the uncle Roger videos but Nigel sounds fucked. Glad he is getting therapy

  • @tahabendjaballah4555
    @tahabendjaballah4555 Жыл бұрын

    Great .fun

  • @AlishaKadir
    @AlishaKadir Жыл бұрын

    Noooo! Producer Matt is not so secret Royalist, how disappointing! You should be telling him about her colonial history!

  • @aliciaxo9728
    @aliciaxo9728 Жыл бұрын

    I think you should beep the f word to not be demonetized...

  • @veryfitting
    @veryfitting Жыл бұрын

    In action is a form of action when it comes to politics, letting our country get fucked by the Torys is pretty much a bad act.

  • @k.kasuni2435
    @k.kasuni2435 Жыл бұрын

    After listening Dutch stories now imma wondering should I migrate there or not 🥲

  • @tpn1110

    @tpn1110

    Жыл бұрын

    It’s literally only a small portion of Amsterdam and it’s not even that seedy compared to other party cities (which Amsterdam is not) lol. Don’t change your plans! The Netherland is awesome!

  • @k.kasuni2435

    @k.kasuni2435

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tpn1110 🙈 okay won't change plans then

  • @williammcpherson9953
    @williammcpherson9953 Жыл бұрын

    I'm new to this. So someone help me out...is this uncle Rodger?

  • @wolger

    @wolger

    Жыл бұрын

    This is his nephew, Nigel Ng.

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