Adventures In Amsterdam | HAIYAA #35
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Nigel has flown Producer Matt to beautiful Amsterdam and these are their stories from an eventful night walking along the red light district and smoking at a coffeeshop.
Elsewhere Her Majesty The Queen has passed away. What implications will this have on Matt’s work ethic and what does Nigel think about these developments… you’re about to find out!
0:00 - Matt takes Nigel to a restaurant in Amsterdam and they explored the red light district. Matt found it “surreal”
9:25 - Nigel and Matt were offered drugs and the Haiyaa podcast marks the passing of Queen Elizabeth II
19:25 - Nigel tried to be culturally sensitive by checking if Matt was still happy to work while mourning the passing of his monarch. Matt trolled Nigel in the process!
30:00 - Nigel’s new mantra is “Be Hard and Smart” and it relates to bargaining with sex workers. It’s also the piece of advice he wants to pass down to his children.
46:40 - Spider Lady follow up! Nigel is in for an amazing surprise from the latest DM to land…
Go see Nigel on tour: nigelngcomedy.com/#shows
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Demonetised again… 🤦♂️
@Kepexd
Жыл бұрын
Well that was fast
@bukurbudy2117
Жыл бұрын
Haiyaa
@jaserror
Жыл бұрын
I think you need a patreon.
@siciowashere
Жыл бұрын
How tf you got demonetized??
@zacht7888
Жыл бұрын
Cause Matt's an oafish buffoon
"Sex is a journey, it's not about the destination, it's about the process. The destination is boring because when you get to the destination you just get this clarity. What am I doing with my life. " - Nigel Ng/Uncle Roger
Not even 30 seconds in and Nigel has started Marital Discord in Producer Matt’s life.
@panchit0z
Жыл бұрын
It seems like that’s every episode. 😂
I look forward to each of your HAIYAA podcasts!!
Matt has a contagious laugh 😂😂😂 I'd love to hang out with him!!!
That disappointed look on Nigel's face when he realised he didn't have popcorn in the fish restaurant... He may shout about seggs workers all he wants. but he's 5 years old at heart :D
Omg there’s going to be a cute family reunion with Nigel’s family! All my love to your family!
Nice to see you are in Amsterdam Nigel. Thx for making funny content. Enjoy watching your video's. I am a dutch citizen.
5 pm in New Zealand, just got off work....perfect!
The chapters of the video are so brilliantly composed haha
Always enjoy ur podcasts 😉 It's funnnnnyy.. 🤣
I'm SO attacked this episode! I enjoy both boxed AND Barefoot wines!
been watching since rice to meet yu keep up the GREAT WORK
19:40 Good one, producer Matt 😂😂😂😂😂
Glad to see things getting back to normal... My record in Amsterdamn is 4 at a time and 7 in a day, I think. Kinda sad, I need to improve my numbers.
This was awesome!
The previous episode prepared us for the chaos and then I watched the cold open lmao
This podcast is great!
14:20 Producer Matt's apologetic look at the rest of the crew sums up the Haiyaa podcast perfectly 😂😂
Such brilliant content 😂😂😂
He can't stop laughing, you're so funny, bro.
I really hope I have learnt how to be hard and smart when I was young! Darn it!
Soo good
Thinking properly with a full sack, great title for self help book !! 😂
@jrzgrl73
Жыл бұрын
Good one
I agree with those tips!!
Nigel is definitely more interested in the blue light rooms ;)
Mat gets funnier every episode 😂
saw you in amsterdam uncle roger big fan man
As always, a big hi and hello to Producer Matt! Thanks for trying to keep Nigel in check when he goes non-PC lol
Producer Matt is too innocent and helpless to get rid of full of roasting stuff from nigel 😂
now we gotta hear a tarantula saga on pod Fuiyyoooo 🎊
yo nigel, where is the podcast about your adventures in Indonesia video? i clicked the link but there's no video
‘Be Hard and Smart’ is a Business Self-Help Book that should be taught in Business Schools.
Where is eps 32, the adventure in indonesia video? Why its gone? Im not done yet watching that episode
God I love seeing Matt this uncomfortable! 😂
20-30 years ago many restaurants in European countries displayed the fish for you to see
Will there be a meet and greet in amsterdam? 😁
Man where's the episode 32??? I can't find it
Anyone else play the drinking game where you take a shot every time Producer Matt laughs awkwardly and says “oh God”. Warning, you will be completely trashed 😂x
Even as an audience, comedy shows are scheduled at such a weird time: You can never have dinner at the proper time.
It’s cute to see Nigel thinking the late Queen Elizabeth II stayed out of politics considering her reign was about crushing revolutionaries which is not new.
@bukurbudy2117
Жыл бұрын
She has colonised many countries and destroyed many lives
Ngl Nigel does look like the Black Tarantula with White Stripes. I think it’s the outfit 😂
Good morning it’s 12:00 am and I have school 😭
soft shell crab is alway's~ good uncle roger 2022 me: I have crab allergies-T-T
Oooo 6 am in UK
Am I the only person not surprised by Producer Matt reading ‘On the Road’?
@BookNerd4Music
Жыл бұрын
not at all hahaha
Thanks!
I wanted to come but was on vacay😭
soft drugs are legalized in Amsterdam, you guys should try some paddestoel!👍🏻
Amsterdam, did you met Shylily there?
😍❤️👊🏻
Is this the trip where he met the VTuber?
I'm new to this. So someone help me out...is this uncle Rodger?
you deleted the Adventures in Indonesia episode I wonder why...
LMAO!! 😆😆
Where episode 32?
Kaas is wel lekker
Bro nigel hahaha Amsterdam was the best weh. I love ganja
I laughed way too hard at the 30 min section and we arent even 2 min min in... and Matt--- maybe dont put such descriptive details in the tags.... 🤣😂🤣
Haiyaaaaa
did you move to my home town? 👀
Ngl I’d like to see Fan Fiction about Liz Truss going after the late Queen avenging the death of Lady Diana.
@nathan87
Жыл бұрын
Ngl should be the name of nigels next stand up tour
I, too, have a problem with Producer Matt replying in 2 hours. Replying to a friend, yes BUT NEVER at work. Unless your boss is cool.
If Nigel in Uncle Roger role when cocaine pushers appeared in Amsterdam, he would've replied: "No, thanks. I already have a whole pound of powder of Gods. It is MSG, King of Flavor!"
where's adventures in indonesia?
Another episode of roasting each other yet still demonetised 😂🔥
You should write the book "Sex and Dinner."
Excuse me: It’s not ‘Spider Lady’, it’s ‘The Surreal Spider Lady’.
Quote of the Day: “Bournemouth is the Bangkok of England.”
@ClipsGamingShorts
Жыл бұрын
Why do you comment like 20 times on the video
I'm Just wondering why Uncle Roger has an close-to-American accent, not 100%, but maybe like 70% American 30% British.
Matt want to speak to HR 🤣🤣🤣 did you know the colonial histories ROFL
Just like your job is to prepare for the audience, the hotel employees have to tell you about amenities. Don’t be rude.
8:49 They can milk the old people while they milk the old people No no They can milk the old people while the old people milk them Yeah that's better
Yes Matt you got scammed before. I remembered your table story way back… or hold on or you were the scammer? I forgot.
I don’t think North Korea has Twitter.
No filters whatsoever...what comedy is all about. If we comedy fans & comedians allow the PC bull crap to control it...we are doom!
Nigel, you just need to marry someone that is poly and accepts your “side red flags” and you will be just fine. Also, we all know Matt had a good spunking before and after the red light district.
British tourist make it a seedy city.
Where's Your adventure in Indonesian ??
Yeah kinda feels weird that people "mourn" someone Noone of the lower/mid class knew. But in the Netherlands we would probably have some monarchy fans crying on tv as well in this situation. Still did not hear why you both were in Amsterdam though? Had a show here? Or just for matt to smoke some decent weed? 🤔
Hahahahaha
34:20
15:43
@bukurbudy2117
Жыл бұрын
42:20
Sorry Uncle Roger thank you
I am a fan and look forward to the podcasts but your comments on the passing of our Queen were very disrespectful and offensive. You're quite happy to enjoy the benefits of our NHS health care by comparison to your experiences in other countries but don't have regard to UK national's sensitivities in their time of grief. Perhaps you might want to think about re-locating to the USA
Dated a Crazy Woman from Stockholm? Isn't Evelyn from Stockholm? ...are you hinting something?
Shadow banned
kaas
Not to be insensitive... but I honestly thought there would be no podcast this week because of the death of the queen... It really says something about the difference in our countries because... I really don't think anyone would mourn if our president died -_-
Love the uncle Roger videos but Nigel sounds fucked. Glad he is getting therapy
Great .fun
Noooo! Producer Matt is not so secret Royalist, how disappointing! You should be telling him about her colonial history!
I think you should beep the f word to not be demonetized...
In action is a form of action when it comes to politics, letting our country get fucked by the Torys is pretty much a bad act.
After listening Dutch stories now imma wondering should I migrate there or not 🥲
@tpn1110
Жыл бұрын
It’s literally only a small portion of Amsterdam and it’s not even that seedy compared to other party cities (which Amsterdam is not) lol. Don’t change your plans! The Netherland is awesome!
@k.kasuni2435
Жыл бұрын
@@tpn1110 🙈 okay won't change plans then
I'm new to this. So someone help me out...is this uncle Rodger?
@wolger
Жыл бұрын
This is his nephew, Nigel Ng.