"I went pee on a running fan." 😆😆😆

@sandraleigh4023

Жыл бұрын

And the one that pooped in the heating vent so the entire house smelled!!! 😝

Some of them look so ashamed of themselves 😔 The others are extremely proud 😂

@stephenphillip5656

9 ай бұрын

"Before you go in there, I want you to know that I love you *very much"* They know they've done something which their hooman may not like...🤭

Some of these dogs don't look like they're ashamed of anything at all.

@markwalker3499

Жыл бұрын

If course not, dogs can't read! 🤣

Absolutely HILARIOUS! LOVED THIS! I can relate to quite a few of these "crimes" with my menagerie as the culprits. My Airedale was a walking garbage disposal - He disposed of any food stuffs he could possibly get his teeth on. The only safe place was the top of the fridge. My boss gave me a box of very expensive Belgian liquor-filled chocolates for Christmas & ,as I am an abstainer, I foolishly set the candy by the front door so I would not forget it as I was going out to a family dinner to which I intended to take said chocolates. I came downstairs to find that Glavin, aka G-man, had eaten the better part of the box of candy & was as drunk as the proverbial skunk - running into walls, falling down sloppy drunk. He growled, showed his teeth, & snapped at me as I attempted to remove the remainder of the cause of his pathetic condition. He was one mean drunk! He positively loved sweets & nothing much stopped him when he got the scent of sugary delights. I came home from work 1 day to find a trail of tootsie roll pop sticks all over the house. He had found my stash under my mattress & had eaten the entire bag. Powdered sugar donuts were an all-time fav with my daughter & me. Guess who else loved them to the moon & back! He was an absolute fiend when it came to anything sweet. I miss him to the moon & back. I now have 2 dogs whose favorite snack "watering hole" is the cats' litter box. Yuck! One will chew up anything, well almost anything - the remote to my brand new Bluray player, hairbrushes(human & pet), ink pens, cardboard, plastic bags, oh, & shoes. Fergus adores shoes, leather being a particular delicacy of his. The sampled items are too numerous to list here. His mission in life is to seek & destroy as well as climb over the fence to frolick in all my neighbors' yards. He is a terrier, what else can I say? Now for the feline "faux paws" ( sorry, couldn't resist that one). A couple of the cats simply cannot control the urge to "mark" everything, especially in the Spring - kitchen appliances, furniture, walls, people, shower curtains, shoes, whatever. I never remove the plastic that enshrouds new appliances - stove, fridge, dishwasher. They are much safer that way. I finally learned which were the culprits committing these heinous acts & banned them to the great outdoors. Now just the outside of the house smells like a cat urinal. Thank heavens for Clorox Urine Remover & my pressure washer! ! ! These furry globs of love bring me presents almost daily to say they are sorry - someone's fancy facemask, kiddies' socks, voles, baby snakes, a neighbor's keys, squirrels, cicadas, mice, just about anything they can carry lands on my doorstep. But what would we do without their innocent furry faces with their cute toothy grins? Read a book, leave the house without fear of what we'll find when we get back, mow the yard without running over bones & toys, potted plants would actually thrive, . . . Obviously it is worth it. They give so much love, comfort, joy, loyalty, it would be hard to live without them. Long may they live!

@mikoto7693

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao your drunk dog story sounds funny. 😂

I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard I was crying.😂

"...I simply sneeze on it and hope for the best." LMFAO!

@JustADogLover396

2 жыл бұрын

All of my dogs do this when I eat. I just accept the fact that I am gonna have a bit of snot with my food, extra seasoning?

Kinda worrisome that there are several where dogs are very dangerous - for dogs- substances (wine, chocolate,etc). Hoping they are okay.

@handsomejack4125

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure the owners are keeping a close eye on them and take them to the vet when necessary!

@residentJokeBiden

Жыл бұрын

The one that got me is “i broke my brother.” Being i broke my leg that hurts and their still buds. Pets are awesome!

@chloer2883

Жыл бұрын

Chocolate and all that is actually not terrible. Upset tummy. Ice had several friends where their dogs eat whole chocolate cakes. U try to hide cake from a pup. This is what dogs do. Especially young ones. Eat everything. The owners aren't exposing them on purpose

@tabithamashburn8786

9 ай бұрын

My sister’s lab got up to the counter and stole an open bag of Hershey’s kisses. For the next week, gold sprinkles were found in the dog’s 💩. Hope lived to 10 years, this happened when she was 2 yrs old

Hope the doggo's that got into the chocolate were all ok, tho. That said, this bunch of criminals and villains are clearly an Avengers-level threat.

😂😂😂 The dog who is proud of eating rabbit poop .Facial expression SO FUNNY 🤣

The dog who peed on the pastor nearly killed me!!!

@vinnyganzano1930

Жыл бұрын

Good dog.

Oh man, I have so many. A basset hound I watch eats poop on the regular. My pug doesn't bark, he whines like a baby cause of a jaw injury when he was a puppy. My Chihuahua (female) is an attention hog and will bark and whine if you are petting another dog she doesn't know. My Chihuahua (male) barks at literally nothing, he is going blind and deaf so I understand. A husky we watched a while ago yells at us if we tell him to sit, he also bit my pugs ear so now he has a scar. A pitbull mix we watched would go to our front door and whine until we take him out for a walk. A golden retriever/poodle mix we watch (best friends with the Basset Hound) is just all energy, no matter how much we walk him he will bounce off your walls. That same husky from earlier bit the Basset hounds ear, we gave him a second chance and he gets no more. I can't remember any more but every dog we watch, no matter the breed, will always be cool. Except for that husky, never gonna see him again. On a side note, if you need any training tips just ask. I'll go into detail for you and address the problem and recommend things depending on what you ask!

I'm surprised and grateful, that the dogst hat ate the brownies and hershey's kisses, didn't get sick or die. Chocolate is poisonous and could be fatal, to both cats and dogs.

@cathykrueger4899

Жыл бұрын

So are grapes. I just learned that. Glad I never thought to give my dogs a grape. Scares me to think I might have.

The amound of dachshunds in this video greatly amuses me.

Omg, the bulldog that ate the Vaseline was my favorite. I’m dying 😂😂😂

Cute photos! 5:41 has a great caption. He kind of has a point. lol There seems to be quite a few dogs getting into chocolate. That worries me.

@TSmith-lw3fz

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know Debbie Downer?

@Thomasnmi

2 жыл бұрын

That can make a dog very sick

@sarahgarton4334

2 жыл бұрын

@@TSmith-lw3fz Chocolate can KILL animals.

@JustADogLover396

2 жыл бұрын

Yes chocolate is very bad for dogs. But a little won't hurt. Alot will. A family member of mine gave her dog little piece of chocolate every day. That dog lived to be 15. A little chocolate will not hurt under any circumstances, but so refrain from giving your dog any. Unless you want to clean up vomit.

@Silver_wind_1987_

2 жыл бұрын

@@JustADogLover396 mines a carrot fiend....has to be Raw! Not cooked she doesn't like cooked...

Hysterical.

The look on the cats face says it all!

It’s 04:05am in the uk on the 28th December & i am bad laughing at these!

The dog that ate a bible just wanted to protect his/her tummy from the spooky demons

My dads Weimaraner ate an entire pot of meatballs (with jalapeños in it) straight off the worktop. She was feeling a bit sorry for herself lol

That Golden Retriever who's sign says '! eat every "" too perfect!

Some of these made me laugh that much I was crying.🤣

3:58 Gives new meaning to PARTY ANIMAL!!!!!!!!

“I stole and ate an entire pizza.” ~my dog Marley

@JustADogLover396

2 жыл бұрын

AWWWW. I used to watch a dog named Marley! They had to put him down cause he had lung cancer that got too bad. He was the sweetest boy ever.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 They are so freaking cute ❤❤❤❤

0:18 - OMG! 0:48 - Brings new meaning to the term, "sh*t eating grin". 2:18 - Ho-lyyyy... !

Okay the bulldog & vomit one had me gagging. OMG. That. Was. To. Much.

Hilarious, these dogs feel guilt!! Cats look like, ya I did it, what you gonna do! That's how my cat looks!!

@tomfrazier1103

2 жыл бұрын

"That's how I roll" Dachshunds have a sometimes supercilious look mixed with their love.

Killed Yoda I did 😂🤣 As defense lawyer for the accused...the jury should find these animals NOT GUILTY despite the evidence!

I peed on the pastor...... Hey the pastor baptises people & the good boy/girl baptised him🤷‍♀️

@elizabethsohler6516

3 жыл бұрын

Returning the favor ?!

Omg!!! 3:35 and 4:15! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breathe!! 😂😂

Most of these were cute. A few made me laugh. Those where the pooches ate chocolate concerned me- chocolate is bad for dogs and can make them very ill!

4:35 Keesond who eats cat poop. My Bobby the Keesie Boy once licked his lips just at the idea of eating kitty turds. We had to get a covered box and wedge it into a corner of the bathroom to prevent Bobby from getting his favorite treat.

@Gaius__

3 жыл бұрын

lol Dogs are weird people.

@adelucas4824

Жыл бұрын

Cat poop isn't fully digested by the cat and there is still yummy nutrients in there the dogs enjoy. Mine love cat poop. It's gross and nasty, but they make a beeline for it and have a good old munch before I can drag them away!!

Can't see all that's written but I'll keep watching. Love how not ashamed they are.

2:23 A dog after my own heart.

I had a German Sheppard that also liked to eat diapers. While the kids were still wearing them.

2:56 "dude, wtf are you doing ?!?!?!?!?!" "I'm getting SHIT-FACED"

needed a wholesome laugh. thanks so much

I couldn't even be mad at them

These are sooooo goooood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I knocked down an entire pizza!" -my dog Dillon last year "I barked at that pizza!" -My other dog Charlie on the same night

Animals who play with or eat there poop is because they are lacking some vitamin/mineral in their diet ask a vet they will know. 🐾❤️

there is nothing in the world like a dog or cat!

Would have been nice if more of the signs were readable instead of a few.

Watching this makes feel that I've been very lucky, I have 3 german shepherds and not even one incident since the day I got them . I wonder why ? Not even the one that passed away years ago.

Criminals, the lot of them!!! Adorable, sweet faced, lovable criminals, but criminals nonetheless.😂😂😂

I'm laughing so hard my face hurts. LOL

Too cute made my day

Gotta love those second harvest doggies

What I find so funny about some of these, is I have a coloring book with some of these dogs in the coloring book!!!!! 😆😂🤣

At 2:23, HOLY SHIT!!!

Dog at 1:15 my goals are beyond your understanding

Several times I had to look at my little criminal and said "I remember when you did that."

Good job, very funny.

Awesome

i had dogs that considered chicken poop to be hors doerverves (spelling) still adored them all!

@t3llur1de

Жыл бұрын

Hors d'ouevres. Not sure what it's French for

Y'all better stop shaming these innocent babies!!!! Lol

2:23 The dog took Matthew 4:4 literally. I guess a snake told the dog to do that.

😂😂😂😆 too funny 😂😂😂😆

The dog who ate the food at the altar of Buddha killed me!

The dog that ate the buybulls -- is more intelligent than it's humans.

These are hillarious😂😂😂

Thank you so much for your video 😊.

Love this video 😆

I hope the dogs who ate chocolate went to the vet before they got shamed online.

My dog didn't just fart himself awake - he'd fart, wake up and run out of the room barking at whatever made the noise.

Omg pee on running fun and poop on ventilator 😂😂😂 I cry a lot make my day. I’m going have stressful and horrible day tomorrow, but that video I finally smile 😂 thank You.

5:50 Pretty sure in his last life, this dog was a honeybadger, because that's one of their favorite tactics~

Gave my lab a bath....went to my moms farm for a visit...went to leave and the dog came running up to my suv with half her body covered in green slimy cow $hit....needless to say she did not get in the vehicle right away

Folks if you are making a sign please use black to write with and paper large enough so everyone can read them. By the time I get focused in it’s time for the next picture. Thanks

I've farted so loudly I woke up my cat on my partner's lap...in another room.

I read about 50% of these!

All of this bathroom humor, I couldn't help but laugh.

how deranged must a person be to think that he is entitled to shame an animal?

I had a dog that weed on someone's bag

I sat on my Brother and broke him. LMAO! :D

Loved the pup that peed on the priest at the pet blessing.

I remember when our cat and dog ate the chocolate and then the cat lived in the garage and pooped all over mom's car and the dog lived on the patio and well you know what happened!

I thought chocolate was bad for dogs, I whole pan of brownies and Hersheys kisses.

1:59 that sounds like you are blaming the dog for something else lol.

"I barked like a nut at the delivery person."-My puppy Talulah. "I joined in and barked liked a crazyhead."-My other puppy Imogene that same evening.

I feel much better about my animals.... they do some of same things. Apparently this is all normal.

at 3:18 that is a big Bedlington......

How good it would be if the animals shamed their humans the same way

"I killed Dora the Explorer. " Is that really a crime, though? Or is it a heroic act?

The one with the hedgehog is being made out to be worse than it was. Hedgehogs dont release quills. Thiers are smooth and dont get hung up in the skin.....lmao why do they have to lie??

I thought chocolate was poisonous to dogs....chocolate liquor and Hersey's kisses, owners don't seem concerned.

Not phone friendly. Would you mind cropping these photos?

I had a friend with a tiny 3 pound dog (soaking wet maybe) that ate his brand new hash oil vape pen. Surprised it did not kill the poor thing, it did however just lay there for a week.

Killed Yoda I did lol

OMG, the one when the dog ONLY eats the left shoe! People think that I am nuts when I tell them that my sister's dog will only sit on my left foot. How does he know it is my left foot? I truely do not know! If my left foot is tucked under me, he waits until I put it down, and then he will sit on it. He will NOT sit on the Right foot at all. hahaha

5:51 - my mom's yorkie does that to our big dog. lol It's small dog-big syndrome.

I laughing until I saw the shattered door. Is that how the door made in US?

The dog that bites other dog's bits needs to be trained out of it asap or one day it'll do that and be reported as a dangerous dog and be put down.

0:53 you clearly don't care for your dog if you have to shock him into submission....

Wish they were ALL readable!

I'll know when my wife sees this video. I'll be waking up with the " l fart so loud l wake myself up" sign because l do (sometimes).

My dogs don't eat bunny poop.... Maltesers!

2:21 wish I had a dog like that......👍👍👍👍👍😎. Also, hope the animals that ate chocolate went to the vet, chocolate is poisonous to animals.

Can't see half of them, too small

@Thomasnmi

2 жыл бұрын

Watch it on a larger device