I love how Godot teleported into existence just to throw that mug and then he vanished.

@GuywithabadenglishOfficcial

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget that he also spit the coffee *Windows vista startup sound*

@TheLastRaven6

Жыл бұрын

Then later his visor burns up from the gavel slams

@notageologist3022

Жыл бұрын

And to say gnome

@hawks-wings

7 ай бұрын

I think he’s just chilling there just because tbh

Let's be honest, the judge is always on something given how unrealistically guillable he is-

@leonannaves9273

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@abortioncentre591

2 жыл бұрын

Which is why he’s 5x more drunk in this video

@deleetiusproductions3497

Жыл бұрын

That’s why he’s 500% drunk. Normally, he’d merely be 100% drunk.

@honeyslime7178

Жыл бұрын

It isn't his fault that he is literally 3 years old.

@silverhairedprettyboy

Жыл бұрын

probably unrelated, but I just found out judge's are just lawyers, so this guy actually used to be a lawyer in the past to become a judge 💀

“This is our finest Milf in the courthouse.” -Miles Edgeworth

@longfineel2630

2 жыл бұрын

She is tho.

@longfineel2630

2 жыл бұрын

Well, was.

@tatohayanami9156

2 жыл бұрын

He said it. Not me

@user-zv8li5ix7t

2 жыл бұрын

@@longfineel2630 oh damn 😔

@odidvious

2 жыл бұрын

@@longfineel2630 ask Mia to summon her

that's the fucking club penguin security camera isn't it

@tarz1109

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha right, Pearls was actually standing trial for a murder case in club penguin

@elrasho4393

2 жыл бұрын

@@tarz1109 nice

@jovankabroz6858

2 жыл бұрын

Sadly, i was in that courtroom, actually, i was partnering godot becouse why not

@Adachi69420

Жыл бұрын

@@jovankabroz6858True can confirm -Godot

@oscarlockard1965

Жыл бұрын

How does one commit murder in club penguin? 🤔

I think I'd start drinking during trial too if I had to deal with the antics that seem to go on every other week in this circus of a courthouse! 😭

@10karamel37

2 жыл бұрын

💀true

@joannamysluk8623

2 жыл бұрын

Don't call it a circus, Geiru didn't show up at all.

@CoralCopperHead

Жыл бұрын

Just during trial?

@okieness9849

Жыл бұрын

@@joannamysluk8623 geiru isn't even a clown, she's a balloon artist

@DunkleSans

Жыл бұрын

they literally turned it into a circus in the anime

I think you should make Ace Attorney: The sitcom. Where everyone there works on minor cases with hilarious antics in the meantime between major cases. Like the office.

@brrrrrr

2 жыл бұрын

Thats litterally the whole series

@brrrrrr

2 жыл бұрын

@Mr Sandiep huh

@brrrrrr

2 жыл бұрын

@Mr Sandiep what series? I was joking

@brrrrrr

2 жыл бұрын

@Mr Sandiep it's called gyakuten saiban

@ABANDONED23456

2 жыл бұрын

I made an AU about that except instead, they just debate really dumb topics every other Sunday if there's nothing else scheduled and get unnecessarily mad at each other

Can't believe Pearl got the death sentence

@DelgonidoDargo

2 жыл бұрын

As ridiculous as Ace Attorney is, this would be declared a mistrial. Judges and Prosecutors get away with things they shouldn’t be but a Judge drinking on the job is pushing it.

@Terrinist

2 жыл бұрын

Yeha a 9 yera old big brain girl now has to live at the prison by a drunken judge

@jerrythebarnaclegoose5683

2 жыл бұрын

I guess it's karma for breaking the urn 😔

@M4A1BestGirl

2 жыл бұрын

She's a minor so technically there would be an inquiry, and probably a new judge who's either better or worse than this one

@M4A1BestGirl

2 жыл бұрын

@@Terrinist Technically you can't legally prosecute a minor, so... She would probably just end up in protective custody.

Saying that this judge was 500% drunk implies that he's somewhat drunk regularly.

@pumpkin_pants3828

2 жыл бұрын

have you ever played an ace attorney game

@papyrusplays6021

2 жыл бұрын

… sir I think you just described The entire ace attorney franchise

@sleeparalysisdemon1164

Жыл бұрын

I'd say he's like 420% drunk all the time

@crypticlol

10 ай бұрын

​@@sleeparalysisdemon1164Or 69% when he needs to get serious

@LilOutlaw03

10 ай бұрын

He's definitely drunk off his ass all the time. That would explain a lot, actually

Edgy: One handed slam Judge: still fast asleep Trite: Two handed slam Judge: still nothing Godot: YEET

@orangelake2268

2 жыл бұрын

Judge: wha?

@torqueandrikotoone

Жыл бұрын

@@orangelake2268 GUILTY! DEATH!

@eduardoflores1010

Жыл бұрын

Man just threw the cup mach 8

@xwingknight

3 ай бұрын

Judge: *G U I L T Y*

Bro I would not put it past the Judge being intoxicated during court also, poor Mia! xD

@midnalazuli793

2 жыл бұрын

What? You heard the judge, it’s her fault for being ugly.

@3Guys1Video

2 жыл бұрын

@@midnalazuli793 lol

@M4A1BestGirl

2 жыл бұрын

She's probably going to slap Phoenix silly after this

@keijijohnson9754

2 жыл бұрын

@@M4A1BestGirl No that would still be Pearl’s job there. If not Maya’s this time.

@drcldiao2

2 жыл бұрын

@@M4A1BestGirl Will Smith? Nah, Mia Smith

Nobody talked about why edgeworth is prosecuting an 8 year old lol

@autinjones7194

2 жыл бұрын

He's a state prosecutor. The government picks who he goes after.

@hansonkerman7286

2 жыл бұрын

this is ace attorney kiddo

@hansonkerman7286

2 жыл бұрын

@@autinjones7194 apologies!! everything i say is completely lighthearted :)

@joshgroban5291

2 жыл бұрын

@@autinjones7194 mf replied "ok then?" To an apology he warranted.

@markheavenrain249

2 жыл бұрын

@@autinjones7194 objection ratio

Funniest thing here is that this could actually happen in Ace Attorney.

@ranodm7259

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@Zelsix

2 жыл бұрын

No cause Mia died before Pearl appeared bruh

@realloser88

2 жыл бұрын

This could possibly happen, but it wouldn’t be the judge. It would be von Karma since he is control of the court or smth i forgot lol.

@la_jane5332

2 жыл бұрын

@faqqот_hater i like your pfp 👍🏻

@Doc65_unknown

2 жыл бұрын

Guilty

4:32 Wright: Rethinking his career choices Godot: Getting his brain cells fried (literally) Edgeworth:*Pulls a Nileseyy Niles* Mia: Considering slapping the Judge Pearl: Sad because she's getting ignored Maya: Can we leave now?

@nameisname5566

Жыл бұрын

Mia is still shocked the fact that she was being called ugly by the judge

5 times over being legally drunk? Get help judge, your alcohol to blood ratio is to say… get a new liver

@d.l.8394

2 жыл бұрын

His alcohol to blood ratio is 1:0

@temkin9298

Жыл бұрын

@@d.l.8394 Damn alcohol definitely had home advantage

@virtualtools_3021

Жыл бұрын

cyka blyat western spy, dis is not enough vodka for a true comrad

@killerkitsune

Жыл бұрын

Demoman type shit fr

@spooktspeek

8 ай бұрын

he's got a bit of blood in his alcohol stream

In reality they could make this a more difficult mode for the game where you are trying to convince the judge that the entire courtroom is not guilty

Lemme see... Pearl is accused of commiting murder, Mia and Godot have been brought back somehow, a parrot swears, and the Judge is insane. Sounds like a normal AA case to me!

Edgeworth:im leaving Also edgeworth:adios

@tsukigamiM

2 жыл бұрын

ciao 😋

@yourmomhahaaa

2 жыл бұрын

sayonara

@dialga9480

2 жыл бұрын

Görüşürüz

@nachosrule6985

2 жыл бұрын

Aloha

@yadamic9300

2 жыл бұрын

Au revoir

*I find it funny that in the beginning, the jury was there but towards the end everyone has left.*

@joshuawillis602

2 жыл бұрын

They didn’t want to get the guilty verdict from him. So they left while they could

The world didn't have much judges, so he's the only judge they could find available

@bwiebertram

Жыл бұрын

They have a second one tho

@nykoharris1300

Ай бұрын

His brother

This is as opposed to normal gameplay where the judge is only 400% drunk

@crypticlol

10 ай бұрын

Probably one of the best parts of Ace Attorney

I think part of the genius of this video is the beginning goes on long enough that you forget about the judge's existence, and then when he comes up you remember the title again and get to witness the hilarity ensue.

I guess getting accused of murder runs in the Fey family

@TheSpartanRage

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. And it also runs in the Wright family

4:32-4:37 never in my life just five seconds could get me rolling on the fucking floor

@cooliostarstache6992

Жыл бұрын

the slight increase in speed and pitch lmaoo

Godot just throwing his coffee cup across the courtroom is like saying to the Judge: "Hey! Wake up, we're in the middle of a court case here" For fuck's sake, Phoenix saying "A HOT MILF" just to get the Judge's attention made me die laughing

@Isthatthegrimreaper170

2 жыл бұрын

I like to think he actually hit the judge square in the face

@M4A1BestGirl

2 жыл бұрын

Said "hot milf" just so happened to be his boss, so I'm pretty sure she would have him punished for saying that.

@lebazardecourtot6927

Жыл бұрын

Poor Mia.... Well Phoenix at least respect Maya enough to know that in this game she is 17 yo and didn't try to put the attention on her

@Alliwantedwasabitofbreadlol

Жыл бұрын

2:17

@mediocredude6839

7 ай бұрын

"Bastard gnome"

Even Mia was revived because of how drunk Judge was

@lordfox9590

Жыл бұрын

Plot twist: she was actually Oldbag, but the judge was too drunk to realize

4:32 to 4:37 that has to be the most chaotic thing 5 seconds could offer, phoenix questioning his life choices, godot's braincells melting, edgeworth dissapearing from reality, mia wanting to slap the living shit out of the judge, pearl wondering what the hell's happening and maya being the sanest one in the courtroom

Meanwhile, Dahlia's just watching in the audience as Pearl, Maya, a recently-resurrected Mia, Godot, Phoenix, and Miles are sentenced to death by a drunk Judge like: Life _sure_ is _wonderful,_ isn't it?"

Ngl I think the thing that tripped me up the most was “Your Honour”. Not used to seeing honor spelled like that, but it does look fancier than honor

@joannamysluk8623

2 жыл бұрын

"Honour" is the way this word is spelled in the language of the Bo'oh o' Wo'oh tribe.

"Don’t worry Pearl, you are in good hands" She will remember that.

“BASTARD GNOME, SQUAWK BASTARD GNOME” this video is one of the best ace attorney videos I’ve ever seen it fucking killed me lmao

"Make it shpeak" I'm fucking crying lmao

If actual courtroom dramas are like this, I'd totally watch them lol

Isn't he just always drunk?

@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx

2 жыл бұрын

Dahlia Hawthorne has spiked the Judge's drinks again with her finest cocaine!

@whatshappeninganymore2473

2 жыл бұрын

I’d say he only gets drunk after the first game.

@leonannaves9273

2 жыл бұрын

@@whatshappeninganymore2473 no, he's drunk in the first game too

@techy804

2 жыл бұрын

yeah, that's why its says 500%, because it's 5x the amount he usually is

@medium0sizedALT

2 жыл бұрын

but normally he's only 100% drunk

This is where you call a mistrial.

I like to think if there would ever be a next video about this, it would be a short of the Judge visiting the prison after waking up confused from what happened. And he sees that everyone from the courthouse is there and Phoenix and Edgeworth explains what happened, causing him to feel very embarrassed about the fact he was actually very drunk that day and would hopefully get everyone out of there.

@SharyAlax-lz1pu

10 ай бұрын

Fykgungf

I just imagine someone, perhaps a low criminal like the culprit of a first case be like "Hey, can we change judge? This one ain't fresh!" and then everyone agree since a judge isn't really good for judging when drunk.

Sold poor Mia out

You're guilty too, 10 years clean toilets and...

damn the judge is more drunk than demoman.

The animation of him waking up is just perfect

Da judge was trippin off the henny.

I like the idea that the judge’s verdict appears over him and not just as a game thing. That’s my new headcanon.

"What the-?" -Edgegnome

"I'm leaving." _[Becomes thin air.]_

0:50 The lawyers : (slams the tables) The judge : I sleep Godot : (throws a coffee cup) The judge : real sh!t

4:32 your not allowed to bang the gavel that much

i loved it when the parrot said "bastard gnome" to the judge

I love how Edgeworth was like “who cares that the judge agrees with me, let’s side with Wright”

0:11 THAT’S THE CLUB PENGUIN SECURITY CAMERA DECORATION Got that brings back memories

Actually, I think you should keep doing this. You have an awesome sense of comedy

Dude, you slayed me with this, nice work!

How the hell they weren't noticing the fact, that the Judge is drunk? Well, I have 2 theories: 1) He somehow managed to succesfully get to the part, where he asked Edgeworth to call in the witness and then fell asleep. 2) He was drinking during Gumshoe's testimony

When Maya is the only normal one in the court room.

@stickanimationsyt477

Жыл бұрын

Wrong, gumshoe is normal too because hes not dealing with the high-on-marijuana judge

@stickanimationsyt477

10 ай бұрын

Pearl too

i love how the defense is prosecuting

maya is just fed up

"So there's NO WAY she could have committed the crime!" "Phoenix Wright Ace Attourney is a game where [blah blah blah] and you not only have to prove your client innocent but also prove who the killer is, who is probably just someone standing 15 feet away eating popcorn or something" Judge could certainly, in an actual scenario, say no to this due to programming

2:53 has to be my fave part how judge calls mia ugly and thinks he looks like a gay and then mias silent rage

Edgeworth : I'm leaving Edgeworth : *ceases to exist*

This video: *BOLD OF YOU TO ASSUME 100% IS THE LIMIT*

i like him judge says Edgeworth to "Edgeworm" 🤣

@stickanimationsyt477

Жыл бұрын

Also he called him cunt of court

@cheseofficial1476

9 ай бұрын

And "Edgegnome"

Arguably the most helpful this judge has ever been.

Mia just got resurrected, damn

They woke him up by throwing a Mug

*Miles Edgeworth hate Birds*

4:27 I love the aggressive hammer smashing

If TF2 demoman was a judge:

3:02 Mia almost turning into a Super Saiyan.

Upon later review of the footage, as well as the court records, everyone's sentences were revoked, and Pearl was declared innocent.

@cheukyinglau8011

11 ай бұрын

Happy ending🎉🥳😍🤩

You know , for a drunk person he can hit with that hammer so precisely and is quite amazing when he does it so many times at that speed

I literally can't stop laughing in this part: 4:30

@marcostorres5373

2 жыл бұрын

the hammer smashing lmfao

@DrFan-gd8qk

2 жыл бұрын

@@marcostorres5373 hahaha

@Lucky_Quarter

2 жыл бұрын

ORAORAORAORAOROAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAAAAAA

Judge: *Sentences an innocent 8-year old girl who legally is not old enough to be prosecuted as either a minor or an adult to death* Some heads are going to roll for this.

@vivvygenteman

2 жыл бұрын

He's drunk what do you expect?

One of my first introductions to the fandom after being hyperfocused as hell on this series.

@crypticlol

10 ай бұрын

Ace Attorney is ridiculously great It's hard to believe the series was created in 2001 This game is atemporal

I like how after the judge calls mia ugly she just kept death staring the judge until the very end of the trial

BRO JUST SAID "My final words are i hate the bird, bye." *disappears fucking 2 seconds*

The judge is always drunk

THIS IS A WORK OF ART

I just hope Pearl is ok, she's innocent😭😭

The end: Judge: *_You should be gulty, N O W!_*

Does this take place before mia fey died? Otherwise either the judge is hallucinating from all the marijuana pumping through his blood cells or maya fey is doing a lil bit of trolling with her abilities

The last 30 seconds got me laughing.

3:11 Polly : GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING!!

So *Ace attorney but it’s JUST like Ace attorney*

The judge pounded the gavel 45 times in the video

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life

NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN AND GODOT THROWING HIS COFFEE AT THE WALL TO WAKE UP THE JUDGE I'M DYING OVER HERE

I love how the intire thing is bribery but no one’s stoping it because she’s not guilty anyway

Long story short, no one was found guilty and everyone left the drunk judge alone

I love this so much.

So this is the high court ive heard about

4:31 I laughed WAY too much here

“I’m leaving….” *disappears into thin air*

I mean tbh Mia is pretty damn hot in the religious robes while Maya is channeling her in the game.

i read the title as "ace attorney but the court is 500% drunk" i was so confused when they all acted sane until i saw the title again

Here's a warning for you all. Please do not drink and judge.

I'd die laughing if I were in this courtroom. I already died laughing the 3 or 4 times I watched this video XD

0:14 I like how the subtitles say "objections"

Edgeworth is like: i aint getting paid enough for this shit

as opposed his usual 100%.

Damn so chaotic... I fucking love it.Lmao

0:54 *the judge legit sent a 8 year old to death* 💀

@fev5127

Жыл бұрын

Only in ohio