Abbott Elementary’s Janelle James Helps Kids Keep It Real | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME
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Earlier this year, a school in California created a hotline where callers could listen to pep talks recorded by their students. Desus and Mero have decided to do their own version: a hotline where NYC kids tell you the cold, hard truths you need to hear. To help them get started, they've brought along comedian and TV principal, Janelle James of Abbott Elementary.
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DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.
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Desus and Mero would be the greatest PE teachers ever. Until they get fired for gambling on dodgeball and running illegal steal the bacon tournaments.
@nakamiyonemura2001
2 жыл бұрын
That's a skit right there...
@kfkm
2 жыл бұрын
quinta needs to hear this pitch hold on now
@sherylsmallwood-valdivia5375
2 жыл бұрын
@@kfkm They would instruct their students to "accidently" hit Jacob too with the dogeballs too.
@roberttodd7136
2 жыл бұрын
This just made me notice white my kids respect their teachers more than me ! Influence it real
@jimr9499
2 жыл бұрын
That and they'd be gambling on all the little games they got the kids playing...lol
Janelle: When was the last time you were disappointed? Youth: When Russia attacked Ukraine. Well, all my worries are meaningless.
@ndo533
2 жыл бұрын
ALL of them😂😂😩
@mopanda81
2 жыл бұрын
shit, facts, same
@bluebellegreen2804
Жыл бұрын
Shout out to kid's parents!!
Dang, the way she said "Boooooyyyyy" hurt me and I didn't even do anything yet. Which is probably the real issue, but still.
@seanwilson8168
2 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way 😂
I called the number and these kids got me rolling. Just the discouragement I needed 😂
@h.beeeeee4234
2 жыл бұрын
Where’s the number? I need some discouragement too 🤣
@CocaineCurt89
2 жыл бұрын
@@h.beeeeee4234 it’s In the video
Desus rolls up with “I’ve been to jail.” and none of the kids are either impressed or surprised. Those NYC kids are wise beyond their years.
I love Janelle so much. I’m so glad she’s finally having her career moment, she is super funny.
Janelle: "When was the last time you were disappointed?" Kid: "When Russia attacked Ukraine" * Adults silently say 'Gaadayum' with their facial expressions. *
Mero, "You cryin?" Adorable kid, "No." Mero, "Not yet, HA!" I had no idea Mero could do a perfect impression of my dad!
“Boooooyyyyy ya parents really messed u up” 💀
"Someone's from the islands" Woo, she knows! Kneeling on rice or gravel is a classic punishment for Caribbean kids.
@ZacharyJohnG
2 жыл бұрын
Wtf lol I was like what is this
desus has great banter with kids, he would make a great dad if that time ever came lol
@TonyAurum
2 жыл бұрын
Shout outs to his secret family in Mississauga!
@Glasweg1an
2 жыл бұрын
@@TonyAurum They're not a secret family if you...
@JarelTheArtist
2 жыл бұрын
Nah that's uncle-they-see-once-a-month energy
@ralelunar
2 жыл бұрын
He needs to be on Abbott Elementary
tell me why i called and these kids got me dead ass rolling on the floor...THE BRAND IS STRONG YO!
@lawnside82
2 жыл бұрын
Mr fun fun has entered the chat..
The Brand is for the children!
The thumbnail with Janelle James looking directly into the camera is👩🏾🍳🤌🏾
😂 it's actually in service lol
This hits hard and needs to evolve into a regular bit. My 3 yr old niece just pointed at my neck and asked, "What's that?" "Oh, it's just a little skin tag." "It looks like a weiner." 💀
@robinsonshe06
2 жыл бұрын
😐- Boiiiiiii.... 😂😅🤣🤗
@Neenerella333
2 жыл бұрын
Littles are broooootal.
Janelle James is funny as hell. Love Abbott Elementary.
I called the hotline. The NY kids channeled the exact mood I was feeling this morning. Lol 😆
Called the number now I’m getting back in bed. Messed my day up 😂🤣
I felt some kinda way about that soulmate part. Til that kid started stuttering over statistics, then I felt better.
@staceyshere
2 жыл бұрын
At my big big age I still struggle to say that word 🤣🤣🤣
@keithn9253
2 жыл бұрын
🤣
I CALLED THE NUMBER ITS REAL!!!!!! Lmfaooooo
this is so cute... I caught a few strays, but it was so cute!!!
@Glasweg1an
2 жыл бұрын
FYI KZread asked me to rate your comment. Never seen that before.
@ZacharyJohnG
2 жыл бұрын
It’s all good sis you’re gon make it
Great group of kids, they were too funny 🤣👍🏽
That little girl on the end came to play. Mom grabbed the cutest outfit she could find.
😂😂these kids are hilarious
4:15 just hits different when you’ve been single for a couple of years and you’re nearing 30 😢 I wasn’t prepared for lil homie to give it to me like my Mexican parents do when they ask when I’m giving them grandchildren lol
I called the hotline and one of the kids said “You’re ex is better off with out you, and you have to learn to live with that” and ironically that’s exactly what I needed to hear right now.
Don't call unless you're in a good place. 🤣🤣🤣
Janelle looking at the camera randomly lol 😂
I just called the hotline - these kids truths are so cute!
Ayyyy!!! My girl & my guys together at last!🕺🏾💃🏾🕴🏾 They kids were a mess! 🤣
Yo Janelle is 1000% hilarious and super crazy love her!!
The YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR from the kids touched my heart.
Dead ass people need this. I'm tired of people swearing they deserve everything
They all did soooo well
Yoooo I thought the line was fake but I called it and I’m rolling lol 😂
I called the hotline from canada to get these hard truths: I needed this and loved this 😂
This is the best thing I've seen online in a LOOOOOOOOOOOONG time. Just what I needed.
Mero's Spanish translation es muy perfecto opt #2 lol Yerrr!
Someone’s from the islands 🤣 Desus was too focus on the transition
Is this Josh Gondelman crowdsourcing his twitter pep talks?
Kids say the YUUUURRRR things.
I’m dying I just called the number 😂🤣😂the brand is stronger then ever 💪🏽💪🏽✅🎥🍿✅
Desus and Mero would be those teachers that’s friends with all the students on Fortnite. And would roast those 3rd graders over the headset.
BOYYYYYYYYYY why am I crying this is so sweet
I just called😂😂😂Boooooyyyyy!!!
desus brought the kneeling on rice thing 😂😂
@lipstickzombie4981
2 жыл бұрын
Oh damn Grandma made me kneel on mung beans and that hurt more than whacks at the butt 😫
@mmb628jr2
2 жыл бұрын
@@lipstickzombie4981 don’t know what those are… but any kinda beans sounds worst than rice 😂😁
Chirren, y’all! 🤣
😂😂😂 the kids cracked me up!!!
Janelle James is super fine and super funny.
What happened to the other video?
She’s awesome !!👏🏽
The Brand is adorable. This was awesome.
the podcast where they talked about being directors for the kid actors came to life.
lmao i called and shorty told me to see if the T-Mobile store was hiring 💀💀
Thought i was the only one kneeling on rice as a child lmfao shout out to Desus
Loved this one
Desus is good with kids
Gah dam. This is great
Literally googled Janelle just to hear her voice and laugh. Keep on shinning queen 🙌🏾
Found the one kid that watches C-SPAN!🤣
Sometimes you hear ppl saying 60 is the new 40 . I’m going with 8 is the new 30 .
Bruh! The hotline has me in tears 😅
Yes! So goooood
Y'all are getting this right 😂
This was perfect 🤣🤣🤣
"Some people are just mediocre." aaaayyyyyoooooo hahaha
If you haven't called the number, call it now. That shit is hilarious 😂
lol I’m over here feeling attacked by option 4 my love life needed this tho
I called that hotline it was hilarious with desus & mero and the kid's messages lol.
Lol I pressed 3 and was attacked
Ms. James has strong, "I wish a B!#@& would!" Vibes!
I called and now Desus and Mero marketing have all my info lol
These young bloods are awesome
Call the number! The kids are hilarious.
Freaking hilarious!
Bruh, How all West Indian kids live the same life?.. If you never kneeled on rice and had to keep a book balanced 😤
I actually called, & went through all the prompts.🥴🤯😜😁
Yayyyyy!
I thought that y’all were playing until I called the number 😂
Oh so yall some directors now???? 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
That maxwell kid is going places
These segments are getting way less awkward. 💪🏽
I actually called the number 😂
Id nail that principle 💯
💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
This is adorable.
Spruce 🤸♀️
That’s all desus kids
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The BRAND IS FOR THE KIDS TOO YEEERRRR
I'm 25 and still stumble on 'statistics' 😭😭😭
5:10 the REAL letdown was cutting away from the walkoff.
@MrLakers92
2 жыл бұрын
Bro on the kids episode you can’t even keep it together, please go see a therapist
@PrydeWater901
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrLakers92 aren’t the kids the therapists?
@theonewhoisbetterthanyou3570
2 жыл бұрын
@@PrydeWater901 Hahahahaahhahahahaaha great reply on Gawd lmao.
Tasha, it'll be okay, even if you do make bad choices 😆, you'll make some good ones 😊.
Hilarious and so messed up 😅
i wait a couple hours to watch the other video and it's already pulled?? what happened??
@psychomike2235
2 жыл бұрын
I just watched it since apparently i already had it loaded up before they set it to private. There wasnt anything really bad about it at all, desus seemed pretty stoned but it wasnt bad, like the whole time i was looking for a reason to see why it would get pulled but couldnt find one
Can Desus and Mero please guest star on Abbott Elementary
I called it 🥲😂
Man.......Why she know they eat "slime" in prison tho? That's sad lol
@patricdaniels3760
2 жыл бұрын
You ever had that lime flavored pudding that's the consistency of mucus?
where the interview w homie from Amazon??