For everyone who thinks high fiving was the wrong response, I can confirm based on experience that the military breaks you so much mentally and emotionally a high five is all you have left.

@0The_Farlander0

2 жыл бұрын

@@MEDICTrooper69 also sometimes it's just like "oh? You're insulting my mom? Well, I spent my morning staring down the barrel of my service weapon before I changed my mind, so this may as well happen"

@Vulby

2 жыл бұрын

Not true, it can also be finger guns

As a deaf person, JFJ isnt wrong. [Terrifying Music] is scary as fuck

@wooliewurl3471

2 жыл бұрын

R u real deaf person? if u are then how are u typing this

@gamer65688

2 жыл бұрын

@@wooliewurl3471 deaf people have magic powers that let then detect frequencies in the universe using their eyes

@vulfpet3568

2 жыл бұрын

@@wooliewurl3471 They clearly translated it from braille

@grinshady0164

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamer65688 they also have this mysterious ability to translate these weird symbols made thousands of years ago called "letters". Strange lot those deafs.

@justahotdog8430

2 жыл бұрын

@@wooliewurl3471 i thought people under the age of 13 weren't allowed on yt

"Enter my f***ing tomb!" - Neo 2022 [Initiates inner monologue] "I'll add that to my Notes section"

7:17 "does he just keep a picture of saddam in his pocket?" it's from a deck of 52 people that the us government deemed important enough to saddam's regime to slap their faces on hearts, diamonds, clubs and spades cards. they're kinda neat, the game "mercenaries: playground of destruction" turned the concept into a mechanic and mode of progression

@Legion69420

2 жыл бұрын

This is probably among the last places I'd think to find a reference to Mercenaries. But here we are.

@buns9022

2 жыл бұрын

@@Legion69420 it's my goal to make as many people as possible aware of mercs 1 and 2 as possible. also, screenslayer has playthroughs of all the mercs games, 1, 2, and the PS2 port of 2, give them a watch.

Dark Pictures are the funniest fucking games, even though they REALLY are not trying to be

@courier6960

2 жыл бұрын

It doesn’t help that a lot the animation looks like Neo made it for joke segments instead of a team of professional developers making a “so serious” story

@user-ek3jz1io7e

2 жыл бұрын

Wasnt their whole idea of the anthology to basically make the most cliche as fuck games?

@StyryderX

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-ek3jz1io7e Cliche story with occasional RE-tier kind of dialogue.

@Geddy135

2 жыл бұрын

@@courier6960 honestly, as soon as it got to the HoA segment, I thought it _was_ neo's animated bit at first.

a very lovely mummy got me acting strange

Salim is the real protagonist. I love how at the end they ask how he was able to escape with just a piece of metal as his weapon and he's like "untie me and I'll show you" or something along those lines. SOOO BADASS

Every upload is god tier. Thank you sm neo for making me smile.

3:42 My man was literally speaking in hieroglyphics.

J tries to defend himself, making sure everybody believes he doesn't like feet

@thebadegg8937

2 жыл бұрын

This is the second comment I’ve seen of yours regarding JFJ liking feet, the other one being on the tomboy vid.

I feel so upset, knowing he hasn't gotten more notice. He puts hard ass work into his shit. On his own and shows it on stream.

oh this ones a certified hood classic, a ton of fantastic moments jam packed into a 10 minute vid

As funny as it seems, the picture of Sandam is correct, namely in that it's one of the playing cards the US issued that had the most wanted on it as the face cards

"Keep streaming if you like men" -proceeds to show every account of man-liking he has displayed Fucking chad

2:46 for those who wants to repeat Neo dancing as a sexy mummy

Now the hard part, trying to find the related VODs In the streaming playlist. If this small hilarious sample is this good, I can only imagine how funny the parts that didn’t make it would be.

The bad mummy bit is the funniest thing I have seen since your last video

Can't believe I'm introduced in a Neo video talking about pissing myself.. 10/10 would play with them again tho, very fun

Neo: WHAT IS THIS?!! Game: WHAT IS THIS!!!! Moderator: WHAT IS THIS

The dancing predator ended my fucking lifespan holy shit

this was enjoyable to watch you create, good video neoboi

5:35 u sound like the scout laugh from tf2

2:50 i'm concerned. *really* concerned.

Don't know why the fuck he chanted TOP OF THE MORNING, but I lost it when Pastor did it too.

Knowing exactly which comment on the poll stopped him from following the results makes the title infinitely funnier.

Just by seeing the thumbnail made me love the video already

The internet can’t hear the words “impostor” “among” “suspicious” without having flashbacks to 6 months ago

Camel by camel over bad mummy got me acting unwise

Someone care to link me the stream to house of ash? I really wanna see these two play it all the way through now.

Great upload! Just wish there was more House of Ash bits in there.

The fuckin' Ankh dance song with Neo shouting "Imma BAD mummy, bitch!" is a new level of dumb comedy for me. XD

@eagleeyeliz3417

2 жыл бұрын

It's Camel By Camel, very good song

@WolfyFancyLads

2 жыл бұрын

@@eagleeyeliz3417 Oh, that's the name. I only knew it from memes (it's how I find most songs XD)

Pretty sure we voted on Aliens in Iraq😔

@exjohnvibin7009

2 жыл бұрын

Given recent goings on it was for the best to not go with that

@Thecuregalore94

2 жыл бұрын

I'll have you know I voted for 'An Ancient TOUMB.'

@quantumblauthor7300

Жыл бұрын

​@@exjohnvibin7009always some bs goin down somewhere

I didn’t expect most of House of ash to be cut but good vid.

Jason and Salim deserved a better story and I will never be proven wrong.

Every segment had me laughing. Amazing work as always!

"...ENTER MY F*CKING TOMB!" Me: **soul leaves body**

I lost my appetite while eating watching this video, when the "BAD MUMMY" part happened three minutes in. LMAO

Daddies and Mummies all round. A blessing.

8:28 anybody else see the pog?

The use of Camel by Camel gave me PTSD

Great video Neo!

9:10 me when I don't recognize something and I am curious about it

I wish KZread would let me see your notifications! I didn’t even know this was posted!

God damn the mummy returns was one of my favorite games on ps2 back then.

This made me smile alot, thanks for the free dopamine

I dont want to play games without a Mummy 2 on the menu

Ancient Bussy baited me to watch this video. God damn.

Neo's one BaD MuMmY~ 😳

T O P O F T H E M O R N I N

Thank you for more brendan fraser content

Pastor speaking WingDings physically hurts my sides.

I was not ready for the bad mummy bit

neocranium be like "i can't stand anime anyways let me go play a dark pictures game"

Neo, your videos always make me happy. Thank you!

AYOOOO, FRESH UPLOAD! Just bought snacks too.

I love this already 😂

Already my favourite video

Best overlays, 10/10 still like men

Love your vids, Neo! BTW I was watching your watch-alongs with JFJ the other day and seeing the type of humour you enjoy I have to recommend you an old, obscure, kafka-esque polish comedy "Day of the Wacko". It's on youtube with english subtitles. It's such a unique, weird, funny and well made for it's time (and place) movie that I just can't recommend it enough.

Another absolute banger! Always so excited to see you upload a new video.

The baddest mummy Zamnnnn

Neo mummy got everyone acting up

I love putting these videos to 1.5x speed because it makes statements funnier

7:00 isn’t that the same voice actor as Nomad from Ghost Recon?

I fucking love this

Bro,bad mummy mommy,real bad mummy mommy

My guy just turned into gaster in just seconds. 3:42

3:43 I need to know, is it some kind of special font or what? And if it's font, what it's called?

@dizzou7988

Жыл бұрын

Nevermind, i found it. Wingdings, if someone needs it

I see the god tier choice was chosen

I cant be sure if the cutscenes made by you or were they in the original game

Fastest 9 minutes of my life, I only wish it was longer :')

Me at the start of the vid as an American: well shucks

Legit thought that was sexy joshua graham on the thumbnail and went "NOT THE MORMON!!!"

i never want to see an attempt at a sexy gibdo ever again

Let's goooo

Thanks Neo

@littlepullaz4875

2 жыл бұрын

Your the best mummy

A bad mummy indeed!

Oh my Lordy lord a new video

Top of the morning

Neo's desert crusade

my favorite soulsborne, Soulsucc

no idea how i got here but i think this guy's pretty funny

top of the mornin'

7:41 ._. :U

Did Salim just beat a damm vampire with just a piece of tube

Ngl, that thumbnail mummy could get it.

Neo I love you and your content

wish i would fine vods of you

good one

loved it boo x

How did we go from Until Dawn to aliens in iraq

@courier6960

2 жыл бұрын

Capitalism

Yes.

This a great vid

An ancient TOUMB

daha yeni izlemeye başladım hemen bitiverdi

9:15 is this green jelly???

salim my beloved

Why you no call anymore? I thought we had a thing back when we met in the pyramids...

Ayy gotta love us some Bad Ass Mummies

Still waiting for Aliens in Iraq to come out :/