Just imagine if the movie ended like this: Stanley was a statue all along and the kids were bored...

@TDProductions182

8 жыл бұрын

That'd be going a bit far though. With what they would be seeing, it'd be too obvious that they were high on pot.

@noki3437

8 жыл бұрын

And they let Rosie the 5 year old make everything up

@robertbishop8241

8 жыл бұрын

+TheDreweMaster no thats more like a mushrooms high

@joshuanorth2079

8 жыл бұрын

its better then this

@robertbishop8241

8 жыл бұрын

+dr robo agreed

7:50 If any sane adult saw how excited Stanley got over that kiss from a little girl, they'd report him as a sex offender before he commits his first offense on Rosie.

@marinerman

5 жыл бұрын

FBI! OPEN UP!!!

@Ghost10164

5 жыл бұрын

CIA! OPEN UP!!!

@maxkennedy7430

5 жыл бұрын

LSPD! OPEN UP!!!

@noahfarmer3553

5 жыл бұрын

Hub Pie Ruh Roh, Spaghetti-O

@mattyboy3576

5 жыл бұрын

MPD OPEN UP

Instead of "I'm a bad troll. A very bad troll." How about "I'm a bad film. A very bad film."

@trinitech6868

5 жыл бұрын

XD thats funny u crack me up

@hansruhlmann454

5 жыл бұрын

PERFECT🤣🤣👍👍!!

@alexjewett7455

4 жыл бұрын

Still sounds dumb

@leanmeangreenbeanmachine3347

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic because of your profile pic

@haihai9022

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao because that's so true

I saw this movie with my 2nd grade class. I can't believe I sat through it. But I do remember at the end when Stanley turned New York into a giant hedge, every kid in the class laughed their asses off.

@terminianhistorian7185

Жыл бұрын

Best movie ending

I think this movie was the equivalent of Don Bluth saying, "oh yeah Disney? You like drawing happy dancing flowers that make millions of dollars? I'LL SHOW YOU HAPPY DANCING FLOWERS!"

@AdrianLeeGod

7 жыл бұрын

This is now my justification for this "film".

@misspelicula6251

7 жыл бұрын

AT Productions What did he originally have in mind?

@misspelicula6251

7 жыл бұрын

Do you know what Stanley's backstory was or anything like that?

@mrcritical6751

5 жыл бұрын

Judging by the ending of this movie he was originally a maniac who wanted to wipe out humanity by overtaking the world with plant life

@MoonLoonie69

5 жыл бұрын

Your comment made my day. I couldn't laugh harder than that. I wished I could just upped the LIKE on this.

If they wanted to banish him to a place where no plants grow, they should've just sent him to the south pole. Also, as a Norwegian I find it pretty ironic that the trolls in this movie hate flowers and plants when in the original Scandinavian fairytales trolls came from in the first place, they're basically nature spirits, to the point where most of them have plants growing on them, including flowers, moss, mushrooms, and even trees if the troll is big enough.

@damienjarlen179

8 жыл бұрын

I thought that Norse/Finnish/Scandinavian/etc. trolls personified the wild parts of nature, while the various Scandinavian fae personified tamer parts of nature. Not taking into account the wide spectrum of personalities/morals of trolls and fae because they are all quite different. Like how a troll could be rather peaceful while a Nixie or Huldra might be fond of killing people.

@Niobesnuppa

8 жыл бұрын

Damien Jarlen That's one way to look at it, yes. There are both good and bad trolls, ugly or beautiful, dumb or wise, but they're all nature spirits. Same with Huldra, she can be helpful or evil, but she's always a seductive nature spirit. Generally speaking, trolls hate Christianity, not nature, but I'm totally fine with leaving religion out of kids' movies. Plus, I don't think the creators of these movies usually do much research into the folklore they're borrowing from anyways, hence why trolls in Hollywood movies almost never look anything like they do in Scandinavian fairytales (this movie being a notable exception in that the trolls here actually do have big ears, big noses and tails, which is the most common description of trolls in Scandinavian fairytales).

@zeitgeistindustries1792

8 жыл бұрын

I thought trolls came from rocks.

@Niobesnuppa

8 жыл бұрын

the telekinetic rock No, they don't come from rocks, they become rocks in the sunlight. Well, some of them do, not all.

@zeitgeistindustries1792

8 жыл бұрын

Niobesnuppa I was close.

"Should've rented Iron Giant" -Random Guy, 2010 No truer words have been said, concerning movies like this one.

@dragonboy6487

6 жыл бұрын

"Garfield is a better movie than this" -Me, 2018

@accidentalalicorn5323

5 жыл бұрын

I think my mom was greatful she rented the iron giant instead of this for us

@Rogue.Rainbow

5 жыл бұрын

Your parents are good parents.

@alexjewett7455

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe set the movie on fire and dance on the ashes

@valenzuelasstudios1838

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexjewett7455 I'm planning that for Sonic X episode 9. That is the worst thing that is created by the entire human race.

I wanna see a reboot of this movie. I even have a few different ways to fix the movie! First off, give Stanley a more scary and menacing design, and make him big as well, where it's more surprising that he loves flowers. Make it a big trial when he's found out, where the other trolls exile him to the land of humans, (not to Central Park specifically), where he eventually makes his way to Central Park Avenue. Make Gus more passive towards his father making all their decisions, (get rid of that big tantrum so it's more meaningful when he stands up for himself at the end), where he sneaks outta his room through the window with his sister. Eventually Rosie meets Stanley, where she's not terrified of him being so young and innocent, making Stanley show off his softer side knowing someone wasn't scared of him. Gus is terrified of Stanley, but warms up to him. Make it a bigger deal when Rosie is captured by Gnorga, cut out all of the annoying filler and give the film a more meaningful and dark tone. And for a meaningful ending, maybe keep Stanley as a statue at the end, where the whole park grows more and more beautiful when Gus and Rosie come back to it. In my opinion, this would make the film much better.

@Dinosaurianationazation

4 жыл бұрын

Or replace Gnorga with Satan.

@RandomCartoonFan2639

2 жыл бұрын

wow... that sounds more like Don Bluth than the actual Don Bluth film we got

@LunaKittyfox

Жыл бұрын

Don Bluth movies from the 80’s meets Studio Ghibli, I love it!

@mackielunkey2205

Жыл бұрын

@@LunaKittyfox Speaking of Studio Ghibli, I honestly would've loved it if _Troll_ became more anti-war. You have Stanley wanting peace unlike Gnorga who loves fighting and war, and the song "Absolutely Green" focuses on how we can create a peaceful world together. It isn't even that bad of a song, just too sweet to the point of being sickly in the context of the movie.

@skellington8090

Жыл бұрын

Yes, yes, YES! I’d love to see this version of the movie! Animators of KZread, please make this a reality!

I kinda feel like this movie was *meant* to be horrible. Like Bluth was giving a middle finger to the "safe movies for kids" parental drama. It's like, "You want a safe movie for kids that doesn't challenge them? Huh? You want that? You want bright, pretty colors and brain-numbing music and no danger or action or substance whatsoever? You want your cutsie formula with song-numbers? Need TV to shut your kid up so you don't have to do your job and provide guidance during this crucial time of their mental and emotional development? I'M making too dark of films for you, Disney? Well here - take this. It's what you wanted...RIGHT? RIGHT?!" D:

@zeitgeistindustries1792

8 жыл бұрын

I guess I would do the same if I got THOSE complaints. But I would make it even more mind-numbingly stupidly happy

@thepumpkinking4229

7 жыл бұрын

Deziede for some reason i find your comment adorable xD

@austinreed7343

5 жыл бұрын

Deziede Imagine Bluth’s take on the Shrek-clones of the 2000s or the Despicable Me alikes of the 2010s.

@inky5574

4 жыл бұрын

Bluth himself even admits that he hated the film so... Maybe?

@dkupke

4 жыл бұрын

I think it’s more like in the 90’s Disney finally got their shit together. And by getting their shit together I mean the pay threw a bucket of money at the artists and writers that worked for other studios like Don Bluth that had been eating their lunch in the 80’s.

I've HEARD that Don Bluth himself hates this move.

@legoking6165

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah makes sense.

@Wishbone4evr

5 жыл бұрын

yes he did

@mrcritical6751

5 жыл бұрын

Then why did he make it?

@kyleshiflet7932

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrcritical6751 ok from what I gathered apparently it was a passion project but he wasn't given time and the funding and is a product of half ass studio involvement

@kyleshiflet7932

5 жыл бұрын

@@mrcritical6751 still sucks though

Man, this movie's ending is more apocalyptic then the "Don't Feed the Plants" ending from Little Shop of Horrors

@benjaminfischer3229

Жыл бұрын

We need the Audrey 2 to eat that little troll and end his reign of terror!

@haileyfandroidfan1164

11 ай бұрын

now i want to see stanley getting mauled to death by audrey2 lmao

"And then he says, 'I have to go potty'!" My inner 6 year old has officially resurfaced. I couldn't stop cracking up at that line XD

I get the feeling this is Don Bluth's passive agressive response to being asked to make this movie

"So Stanley enslaves New York because he can dream it I guess" for some reason that delivery made me laugh

R.I.P Cloris Leachman (the voice of Queen Gnorga) April 30, 1926 - January 27, 2021

"Ganon's wife" I lost it. I love watching Nostalgia critic!

The innocence and beauty diminishes when one realizes that flowers are basically reproductive organs of plants.

@unlawfulduck1307

6 жыл бұрын

MsDjessa

@s.g.7572

5 жыл бұрын

The innocence and beauty diminishes when one realises five seconds in that this film is unworthy of lining my fireplace.

@TheRealSuperRabbid

4 ай бұрын

So, dancing flowers are technically dancing dicks.

This movie really trolls the audience.

@1967sluggy

8 жыл бұрын

Bdoon Tish!

@kingofthegundam7974

8 жыл бұрын

+steamerthesteamtrain Go back to the corner where you belong.

@Steamerthesteamtrain

8 жыл бұрын

KingoftheGundam79 lol

@Ghost10164

5 жыл бұрын

Off To GULAG Comrade

@matthewmoran5297

5 жыл бұрын

+steamersthesteamtrain Kind of like "Freddie Got Fingered"?

Man the ending with dinosaurs destroying Stanley and his plants over the phone was so satisfying and hilarious.

Actually, Stanley's plants would eventually release a chemical that would make people kill themselves and/or strip themselves of any acting talent. But anyway, you like hot dogs right?

@juhaniaho6698

6 жыл бұрын

Kugawattan The Bluthening?

@Roost-xr3lc

6 жыл бұрын

Kugawattan i know this film reminded me of something.

@mrcritical6751

5 жыл бұрын

What no

@jesuschavez5875

3 жыл бұрын

You got the mustard?

@dogman9291

3 жыл бұрын

What? No.

I'm a bad troll, a very bad troll!

@jp5394

8 жыл бұрын

+Mats Tenor Indeed you are

@valuabledoodles

8 жыл бұрын

I have to go potty

@SOPsurvive

8 жыл бұрын

You son of a snitch!

@tenor24sprayse

8 жыл бұрын

+Olivia Lee (EvilBelgium) Oh even better!

@valuabledoodles

8 жыл бұрын

Mats Tenor No I really have to go potty

A-Ha! So *that's* how the virus in The Last of Us was started! That damn Stanley went and caused the apocalypse! O.o

@MythicSuns

8 жыл бұрын

+Souji Monaru well it's not clarified how much time goes past in that little sequence at the end of the movie so it could be possible that stanley sent out a fungal based infection that slowly killed everyone off

@danielodette6013

8 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it by a month. Kudos, man.

@Majoridox

8 жыл бұрын

Should have picked the red door.

@lucasbell4831

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah. At least terrorists didn't destroy the Twin Towers in that universe. Or should I say... THE TWIN FLOWERS!!! ...I'll go find some hemlock.

@slowbutscattered1567

7 жыл бұрын

Souji Monaru Lol

This is what Spongebob dreams of when he's asleep.

@chloerogers8841

3 жыл бұрын

Except it's a nightmare

@Pizza-gremlin

2 жыл бұрын

And on drugs

@tomthelordofzaun8375

2 жыл бұрын

SpongeBod after he wakes up: WOW, I just had the worst nightmare in my life.

@hudsondaniels5451

3 ай бұрын

Yeah this really was a nightmare

@haileyfandroidfan1164

2 ай бұрын

"GARY! WAKE ME UP! I HATE THIS DREAM!!!"

14:37 Seeing them on the tricycles got a genuine chuckle out of me.

@alienonlsd3209

Жыл бұрын

You know I'll give the movie that. it's not an amazing joke but it's a cute chuckle. the villain all snickering and evil and then suddenly you reveal the tiny tricycle because she's a troll midget and cant use anything better. before anyone gets down my throat saying that's not politically correct, come on...if I had said she was a troll dwarf I would have gotten comments saying she was biracial. *rimshot*

It's confirmed, Stanley is newest Batman villian!

3:10 "No face shall smile," she says, smiling

@Reapermaskhybrid

6 жыл бұрын

James A Clouder Hypocrisy is a common trait for those in power.

@Dinosaurianationazation

4 жыл бұрын

You mean 3:13.

@redpanda6497

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, she is right. No face from Sprited away never smiles.

@nextgentacos123

Жыл бұрын

Smiles for me, not for thee

@haileyfandroidfan1164

2 ай бұрын

She's referring to the people watching this movie.

"As they float on the river of tears" What a perfect metaphor for this movie.

Top 3 animated films with the WORST message imaginable: 3. Norm of the North: Don’t build homes in the arctic. 2. The Emoji Movie: Emojis are the best form of communication. 1. A Troll in Central Park: Just dream.

"Talk about pandering to your kids and not having any respect for their intelligence" One of the BILLIONS of things wrong with Teen Titans Go.

@Reapermaskhybrid

7 жыл бұрын

Breaking TEN Frankly, I would gladly teach the Titans in that show a lesson with the Omnitrix, maybe stomp on them as Waybig, blow them up with Atomix, or just use Jury Rigg to utterly wreck their tower and their version of Cyborg, that way they can't use their gadgets right and could get themselves killed. No more Toddler Titans, no more worries and pain.

@TheQuashingoftheTub

6 жыл бұрын

Breaking TEN Not to mention literally insulting the fans of the original series as much as physically possible. Seriously. The Mysterious Mr. Enter is a good example of a Toddle Titans victim.

@Reapermaskhybrid

6 жыл бұрын

Special Agent Washing Tub Amen, brother.

@ilopominecrafter

6 жыл бұрын

Special Agent Washing Tub actually, it wouldn't be too bad about somewhat rubbin it in the faces of the original fans if it was toned or subtle, but they literally went out of their way to several times make fun of the original while showing it so there is no mistake on what they insult or worst of all, they literally point out that they KNOW WHAT THE PROBLEMS WITH THE SHOW ARE?! Who the freak does that, who literally rubs it in your face that they know what the problem is but keep going on with them

@Reapermaskhybrid

6 жыл бұрын

ilopominecrafter Like I said, man, gimme an Omnitrix. I'll leave a big flaming crater where Titans Tower used to be, no matter what.

This movie gave birth to a whole new generation of trolls on the internet

@Speems

8 жыл бұрын

Dat profile pic :3

19:12 Alex: "You maniac! You engulfed it up with evil plants! Darn you! Darn you all to heck!" Melman: "Can we go to the fun side now?"

@Joshua_Quinzel_Isley

2 жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

For the record, Dom DeLuise was in multiple Don Bluth projects. He was Jeremy from The Secret of NIMH, Itchy Itcherford from All Dogs Go to Heaven and Tiger from An American Tail. Kind of makes me wonder if DeLuise and Bluth were friends at some point like Johnny Depp and Tim Burton.

@Ihartwalrusguy

6 ай бұрын

Dom Deluise was the Alan Tudyk of Don Bluth.

@OctacleEdits

3 ай бұрын

Or Alan Tudyk with Disney. Or Greg Cipes in almost everything Ciro Nieli has done.

The queen of the trolls needs a keyboard and mouse to raid the forums.

@jonkthelizardman5491

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@lydibug4849

5 жыл бұрын

I thought you were referring to a Yamaha keyboard with sound effects and all that haha. That works too, tho.

This one of my favorite Nostalgia critic reviews. The reviews are more fun when the reviewer has to watch something bad.

@SteveCarras

5 жыл бұрын

Totally agreed on that!

@Rogue.Rainbow

5 жыл бұрын

It’s more funny when he’s fuming pissed.

@momo-chanthegerbil6205

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. I was freaking laughing at a few moments.

@miymoto128

2 жыл бұрын

I think his reviews where better before all the skits

@1008sat

2 жыл бұрын

@@miymoto128 facts the skits are unbearable 95% of the time

7 years later, and the line "Should've rented Iron Giant" still gets a laugh out of me. XD

I'm sure studio ghibli would have somehow made this concept alot more interesting.

@cousinlaszlorobinson8253

Жыл бұрын

that's kinda my neighbor totoro

@skellington8090

Жыл бұрын

I’d love to see them save this movie!

@momo-chanthegerbil6205

Жыл бұрын

@@cousinlaszlorobinson8253 one of my favorite movies as a kid along with _Ponyo_

@justint8450

Жыл бұрын

​@@cousinlaszlorobinson8253 the biggest similarity between this film and My Neighbor Totoro is the younger sibling accidentally slides down into an underground habitat, where they find a troll, and even fall asleep in the troll's home. And Totoro is a troll because Tororo means troll in Japanese. Trolls can be spirits that protect forests; Totoro helps plants grow, like Stanley does. There is an environmentalism theme in both films. Also, both trolls provide a vehicle to assist humans (in Totoro there is the catbus, and here you can see Gus' toy boat becomes a flying vehicle). Both trolls also comfort the children when they are sad. I could go on!

@toonalootown2331

Жыл бұрын

8:58

Jesus CHRIST, that 8-year-old boy is one of the bravest people in existence! When I was 8, I was scared of BUTTERFLIES. ...because of this film.

I went to a daycare when I was little, and in the summer time when there was no school, we had to sit down for movie time every single day so that the supervisor didn't have to watch us for an hour. She had only 5 movies for us to pick from because she couldn't be bothered to get us any more, nor could we bring out own because she would have to pre-approve them which means she'd have to watch them and she couldn't be bothered. (I never got my copy of Atlantis back.) Each of us got our turn to choose the movie every day. This was one of those movies, and can you guess which one got picked every time one of the kids under 5 got a turn to pick? This fucking piece of trash. I had to watch this movie 20 times in 2 months. A Troll in Central Park is my own personal hell.

@HetLedie

Жыл бұрын

just checking in 7 years later I hope that whore gave your copy of Atlantis back.

@user-wo7ql7or3g

Жыл бұрын

That is truly a punishment that you did not deserve. Would you say that you and the rest of the kids would have been better in a Viatnamese camp?

@winterx2348

Жыл бұрын

@@user-wo7ql7or3g we would have been better off in a saw movie lol

@user-wo7ql7or3g

Жыл бұрын

@@winterx2348 Honestly, every single character in this movie should be put in a saw movie

"I'm a bad troll, a very bad troll" - a bad troll

8:23 "Seriously there's only so much whimsical pandering an audience can take, do something of substance!" "I like to close my eyes..." "No, no, no not sing, NOT SING!"

18:44 - 19:25 And that's how The Last of Us started.

@dashiethebunny

8 жыл бұрын

This movie would be SO much better if this was cannon...

@beneil2

8 жыл бұрын

+Shadowkirby that like saying Silent Hill & the Suffering are in the same world.

@quirkyadventures1722

8 жыл бұрын

its actually kinda creepy when you think about it...

@ZorotheGallade

8 жыл бұрын

+Shadowkirby Jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Steel beams which have been weakened by an infestation of roots, however...

@JohnFleming-sw7hn

2 ай бұрын

The video game last of us?

It would be far less bad if the little boy wasn't just a generic little boy... Maybe he's a boy who likes "flowery" things, but dad doesn't approve? Rather than a tantrum, he immidiatly gives up what he wants to do to impress dad. Then Stanly is this troll who doesn't want to give up his floweryness, so gives up "people" (or trolls) in general. Both of them aren't dealing with their problem correctly as they are both running away or hiding from it. Then by the end they learn to stand up for themselves thus making the "be courageous and work for your dreams" message more defined. It's a road well traveled but at least it's clear.

@nina6352

7 жыл бұрын

Betsy Lee holy shit you just single handedly did a better job than a dozen of writers and animators congratulations

@BetsywarlordofnoodlesLee

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Though, this is the value of good editing or a good consultant with fresh eyes early in pre-production. Looking at what the writer has already and pointing out the muddy bits. It is one of the first jobs that are cut for time or for money reasons. Folks just don't spend enough time in pre-pro.

@HenshinHeroesMedia

7 жыл бұрын

Betsy Lee you got a better plot for this movie. also, would it be better if Stanley were more monstrous in looks but had a love for plants? it could be used to create beauty and destruction. think don Bluth could've used that plot ?

@BetsywarlordofnoodlesLee

7 жыл бұрын

***** I like it as a general rule of design contrast if it works in flow with the main moral. Shoot, make him more "soil like" as plants need soil. Trolls are earth elemental beings and they aren't terribly cute. with stan as the only cute one and the only good one it makes cute=good. Not a great message (neither is cute=bad, but that would be covered with the human boy's side of the story). As long as it doesn't overload the moral or turn cliche.

@maxl1694

7 жыл бұрын

Betsy Lee hi

This movie is how i imagine cocomelon videos are if you're high on lsd

I also love how with the design of Gnorga Bluth is clearly copying Ursula from the Little Mermaid, and Divine by extension.

@joeyjojoshabadoo2508

6 жыл бұрын

argella1300 Bluth inspires Disney to stop sucking and then rips them off. Sucks

@catsantos353

6 жыл бұрын

This is the exact reason why Don Bluth & co. should never, EVER try to emulate Disney. You do you, Boo-Boo!!! Also, don't rip off gremlins.

@dylantennant6594

6 жыл бұрын

olojoh031 penguins562 Yeah expect where those rip offs were painful to watch, Rasputin was actual entertaining, and a fun villain.

@almightytallestred

6 жыл бұрын

100%! Gnorga even seems to use the same kind of cone-shaped lipstick as Ursula does.

@jasmineofdel197

5 жыл бұрын

How many animated women do you know of who use a red shellfish as lipstick? Seriously, I'm pretty sure there are only two.

"Lindsay Lohan really let herself go, didn't she?" - better than all of the lines in this movie combined!

IM A BAAAAAD TROOOOLLLL

@RadMan224

8 жыл бұрын

you mean SARAH nyberg right?

@jinx1987

7 жыл бұрын

VampireKatana this is a bad movie. A very bad movie

@anone.mousse674

6 жыл бұрын

Imperator It's the Song of the Volga Boatmen

@aaudi6365

6 жыл бұрын

It does sound like The Song of the Volga Boatmen

Saying, "I love you," would be the perfect weird response to any insult now that I think about it.

3:19 "Boy, Lindsay Lohan really let herself go, didn't she?" 🤣🤣🤣

I think Poison Ivy found her new henchman

@PixiDoxy

6 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean... hedgeman!

@dragonboy6487

6 жыл бұрын

More like husband

@anthonyrodriguez6456

5 жыл бұрын

Dragonboy 64 Harley's not gonna like ivy's new squeeze​.

@inky5574

5 жыл бұрын

*Posion Ivy at her henchmen/henchwomen tryouts.* Poison Ivy: Next. *Stanley comes in* Stanley: Uh hi? Poison Ivy: *Looks at his resume and face* hmm, you're too disgustingly innocent but you managed to cover a whole city in flowers and plants.... Stanley: *creates flowers and plants while doing so* that was supposed to be enlightening.. Poison Ivy: ......whatever, YOU'RE HIRED! You start monday.

@dragonboy6487

5 жыл бұрын

@@anthonyrodriguez6456 ,Worth the shot

He's turning the city... and the he's going to turn me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDD!

@LiaManila

6 жыл бұрын

stlouisrocker100 I KNEW IT! THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!

@alexbarrera4198

6 жыл бұрын

OH *MY* *_GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD_*

@jonaha.k.ashazam2535

5 жыл бұрын

stlouisrocker100 lol great joke great job:)

@inky5574

5 жыл бұрын

Hjdjdwjdjfnfjdjdjenandnfenehfbwb *gets my hands and eyes out* Sorry I wrote that, I was covered in plants that stanley covered all over new york. I can barely move around. Lol

@Rogue.Rainbow

5 жыл бұрын

In coming to new York right now with some hedge clippers and a large large chain saw and some weed killers. HANG ON!

I watched this every day after I got to my grandmother's house after Kindergarten (and 1st Grade and part of 2nd Grade) while waiting for my mother to get off work and pick me up. I absolutely adored this movie with everything in me until about halfway through 2nd Grade when I stopped going to my grandma's house every day after school (I transferred schools and was no longer right down the block from her house) so I stopped watching it entirely as it was a movie my grandmother had, not me. I STILL occasionally get 'Absolutely Green!' stuck in my head, still think the animation is beautiful, and still have a soft spot for a movie I loved for two and a half years. Yeah, it's the movie equivalent of shaking keys in front of a baby but as a kid with ADHD, it was the perfect thing to keep me quiet and still until my mom picked me up. It worked out and I'm no worse off for having enjoyed it for so long.

This movie sucks, that's true, but you have to give credit to Dom DeLouise: even if it's a crappy role, he gave 100% in his voice acting.

@JoakimOtamaa

2 жыл бұрын

I don't like his voice acting in any of his roles. I find him extremely annoying just like his characters are always obnoxious.

@itfigurescomics6704

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, always a hoot and a half! XD

@alienonlsd3209

Жыл бұрын

No I have to agree Dom is legitimately trying even if the script is complete garbage. hes putting on a legitimately warm and attemptedly energetic performance I'm just sad that THIS is the Don Bluth movie he got to be the actual star of.

An Internet Troll in Central Park

I remember seeing this film as a kid and saying to myself: "Holy shit, I didn't know there were shitty animated films!"

@LaurianeG.

7 жыл бұрын

well, disney exist, so of course there is x)

@MrPiccoloku

7 жыл бұрын

*awesome animated films. Even Chicken Little is too good for you.

@MrPiccoloku

7 жыл бұрын

I was talking to Lonel, because as shit as Chicken Little is, it's still too good for somebody who genuinely thinks that Disney films are just shite in general when even their worst is par-for-the-course for most of their competition.

@LeopoldLitchenstein

6 жыл бұрын

+Explosion Productions Blue Sky made The Peanuts Movie, though... sure, they have all the Ice Age sequels as well, which they keep pumping out, but still

@kagevista3375

4 жыл бұрын

That was what I thought when I first saw The Fox And The Hound 2 when I was a kid (to this day I still think it's an abysmal sequel that shíts on its predecessor)

So his dream was to kill every person who had *allergies* and cause a massive *bug problem* for the survivors. Reminds me of a manga I read called *Green WorldZ.* It was a horror manga. Good one too. 😐

@Reapermaskhybrid

6 жыл бұрын

ai i Cool. Might have to look that up on KissManga.

Still confuses me why characters who don't like happiness actually become happy themselves.

@tmzissupergay

8 жыл бұрын

Nobody dislikes happiness think about it

"A dream... it's something you do for yourself, not for others" -Griffith

@anthonyrodriguez6456

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Geuvenen I don't think anyone is gonna be listening to Griffith talk about dreams.

@Max-iq8hi

5 жыл бұрын

Griffith, from Berserk, or some other kind od "Lord of the Rings"?

The movie was made to give happiness. I have never been so miserable in my life.

I remember when I was a kid I loved this film. Twenty years later, WHY THE HELL DID I LOVE THIS MOVIE??!?!!

@JoeRossProductions

5 жыл бұрын

Cuz it's a kids film

@bananatiergod

5 жыл бұрын

@Dio Brando I mean, Winx Club was pretty fun in the past, but then they kept dragging it for ages.

@kagevista3375

4 жыл бұрын

It's OK. I liked Teen Titans Go when it came out, now I'm like "OH GOD WHY!?"

@ScoutTrooperTK

4 жыл бұрын

@@kagevista3375 Same. But I wasn't a kid. I was 15

@kagevista3375

4 жыл бұрын

@@ScoutTrooperTK I was 10 when it came out lmao

Little shop of Horror´s ending the disney way.

@KeybladeMasterAndy

7 жыл бұрын

So the theatrical ending?

@mitchfletcher2386

5 жыл бұрын

ajmrowland No, the stage ending!

@burningsexuality1540

5 жыл бұрын

Mitch Fletcher Whoooooooooooooiosh

@yeetusdeleetus650

5 жыл бұрын

*claps* couldn’t have said it better,this is if Disney owned the rights to LSoH (great now I have to see a rap battle between Stanley and Audrey 2)

you mean i can dream up anything?. *Dreams up something^ Done *Godzilla rises from the ocean and starts destroying the city*

@inky5574

5 жыл бұрын

How about this: *Dreams up something* And.... *Donald Trump is dead, all the bad CN reboots are gone, TMZ got swatted, i win money, and get the ladies lol*

@Numbuh8578

4 жыл бұрын

Me: ***dreams me up some some wish granting power's and wish that this movie wasn't crap, bring back chalk zone and have hot cartoon babes love me.***

@thegameknight8916

4 жыл бұрын

...Good God... If that's how it works... KEEP THAT GODDAMN THING AWAY FROM ME! Because I guarantee you you'll get Ganondorf or Unicron.

I think this movie was the start of me rooting for the villain when I was young.

@Reapermaskhybrid

7 жыл бұрын

Nick K Word, sometimes the bad guys are more entertaining and are better characters than the guy or girl that's meant to be the hero of the story. At least the actors that play villains try a little harder than the heroes, you know?

@Nickle_King

7 жыл бұрын

This might not be interesting, but I think people have forgotten why old school villains were so fun. Why the maniacal laughter and evil smiles and evil lairs existed. Evil power is something that requires wit, sacrifice (both of yourself and often others), and a LOT of work and planning. So, when they finally get the power they desired, the journey has driven them mad (or at least shaved off much of their morality), isolated them from all others, and given them a sense of joy. I love maniacal laughter. Done well, it's all the feelings of happiness, joy, humor, and love twisted into sadistic or perverted shadows. It's a testament of achievement through loss. Terrifying and threatening.

@Reapermaskhybrid

7 жыл бұрын

Nick K Damn, that actually sounds pretty thorough. I think one of the villains that's been through the decay of morality and power hunger you mentioned that I can put my finger on is Kefka from Final Fantasy VI, since he had a bunch of magic stuff injected into him to make him a better soldier he lost his sanity and thus became more and more deranged as the game went along.

@Nickle_King

7 жыл бұрын

Reapermaskhybrid Ya. As a kid, I was one of the few people who looked at the villains as people that may be the ones in need of the most help. What made the Queen from Snow White so selfish? Why did Scar kill his brother? Were these things acctually justified in some way? And I also looked at Kefka too. How could one guy go so wrong? Kefka is the only one I can't figure out. Not because I don't understand him (that's fairly easy. He wants power to inflict his will). The problem is I have no clue what kind of person he was. The Magic experiments broke his mind, so we only see him after the break, so technically we never really meet the true Kefka. My theory is he was the Emperors own personal psychopath who only became worse after his power, But I can't say for certain because there's no story for him post-break.

@Reapermaskhybrid

7 жыл бұрын

Nick K At least with my own character Kageoni Shinigami he'd have SOME reason to hate his enemy Alicia Emberheart, that reason being her mother killed Kageoni's dad and leaving his people in some other dimension they had to spend years making into their image. The death of Kageoni's dad left his mother, the most loyal of the former Demon Lord's concubines, in a bit of emotional distress and thus tried day and night to run the empire her husband left behind and had Kageoni spend his time learning how to use quite a lot of powerful spells and basic tactics on how to fight someone like Alicia (mostly by watching Earth TV shows that focused on magical girls). It's through these teachings and overall hate mongering from his mom that Kageoni wants to destroy Alicia Emberheart and rule the world, that and avenge his father while finishing the old man's handiwork.

12:25 The way Stanley says "No way"

I think the moral was to ask his fater politely instead of demanding it like a spoiled little shit. NOT THAT THAT REALLY MAKES A DIFFERENCE CONCERNING HOW AWFUL THIS MOVIE IS.

@thomashall6733

8 жыл бұрын

+Wolfgang Ervin this makes fern gully look like a psychological thriller.

*WELL ...... AT LEAST THE ANIMATION QUALITY IS DECENT.*

@SpectrumAssociates

4 жыл бұрын

It isn't

@cttnxgacha2543

4 жыл бұрын

That's the only plus to this movie

@ruthrichardson9717

3 жыл бұрын

So says Sokka 🤣

"The oompa loompas could beat him up" One day, I will use this as an insult

The Canadian version takes place in Stanley Park with a Troll named Central.

@yeetusdeleetus650

5 жыл бұрын

DoctorVancouver wait really

@phoenixsnilloc995

4 жыл бұрын

Ruby Lin No

If Gnorga's husband wanted to send Stanley to a place made of concrete and steel; where nothing grows maybe he should have picked a city that didn't have over a square mile of greenery in the middle of it, like Las Angles, Chicago, Houston, or literally any other big city in the US. And all that doesn't include all the cities in the world like, Tokyo, Beijing, or Moscow.

@1967sluggy

8 жыл бұрын

Or a jail.

@K0ndylis

8 жыл бұрын

+Bazingaman 117 Or just mabye SEND HIM TO A FUCKING STEEL CAGE FOR LIFE

@chinococoa6743

8 жыл бұрын

+Gnomally Orcward Hey, I live in Houston, which has some greenery. Apparently, you never travelled.

@TheAzureNightmare

8 жыл бұрын

+Gnomally Orcward Would've been better if he ended up in a Factory.

@Tytoalba777

8 жыл бұрын

+Gnomally Orcward I can't help but to laugh at your spelling of Los Angeles. In all seriousness though, send the troll to the Garden State, New Jersey! Nothing beautiful can grow there!

The trolls in this movie are better then the ones on the Internet xD

@DiegoRuiz1991

8 жыл бұрын

+William Johnson *than

@tomoboyle8700

8 жыл бұрын

+Diego Ruiz that wasn't necessary 😕

@lwanco1018

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom O Boyle Yes it was.

@maximusprime9925

8 жыл бұрын

+Diego Ruiz that's a surprising name for a nazi

@thomashall6733

8 жыл бұрын

+William Johnson what's a troll?

Am I the only one who thought Stanley was more than a little too friendly with Rosie? Like it’s genuinely creepy.

True story; this movie came out when I was about 7-8 yrs old, and even then, I hated it, and KNEW Bluth was phoning it in. And I was a kid who could enjoy almost anything.

There are no cats in America and the streets are paved with cheese There are no cats in America so set your mind as ease

@carolineh.1925

7 жыл бұрын

Jay Play what

@waddupjd

7 жыл бұрын

Storm Galactica it's from another Don Bluth movie

@randalgraves6979

5 жыл бұрын

An American Tail

@StacheKing

4 жыл бұрын

@@waddupjd That featured the same people that voiced Stanley and Gus, as Tiger and Fievel respectively.

@vadifadoms

3 жыл бұрын

@@randalgraves6979 A movie infinitely better than this one

12:02 Good God, Sharkboy and Lavagirl's concept of dreaming is better than that. They at least acknowledge that you have to make your dreams come true. JUST DO IT!

Gary Goldman said the reason this movie wasn't successful was because of total lack of promotion and that Warner Bros had no faith in it. Well, can you blame them? How do you even promote something like this?

I loved this movie when I was a kid. And yes, me and my sister watched it endlessly.

@deliriousmysterium8137

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@EliseGiammanco

Жыл бұрын

Same!

@Ezmeralda510

Ай бұрын

I love this movie! I still watch it now it's such a beautiful movie

Next do A Troll In Central Park 2, shortened to Troll 2 ;)

@donnelwaddledee965

8 жыл бұрын

...there's a 2nd?

@TomboyCEO

8 жыл бұрын

+Pikachu Thirteen tis a joke

@malcasablanca

8 жыл бұрын

+sugar plumpy Let's piss on Stanley's hospitality!

@darrelsam419

8 жыл бұрын

+sugar plumpy I just realized Troll and Troll 2 both involve trolls and plants (okay the trolls in Troll 2 were called 'goblin' but whatever). What's with bad movies with trolls and plants??

@Aaron_Stever

8 жыл бұрын

+sugar plumpy OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy shit... I'm... Bored... Falling... Asleep... Hey, there's food here! Must've just dreamed about food...

I've seen this movie before and forgot about it. You've unlocked a wave of nostalgia that I didn't know existed.

"He lives in Central Park yet is still alive." 😂😂😂

Just like a Danny phantom episode at the end with all the plants

The plot is crappy but this animation is so beautiful! 😍 I understand it doesn't justify a horrible plot, but I personally think the animation is gorgeous. It reminds me of that one silly symphony with the dancing flowers and trees (albeit shorter and way better)

Is it just me, or does the babysitter for the kids look like the old lady from Fox & The Hound?

@thegamingknight642

5 жыл бұрын

You should slap yourself for the comparison between Widow Tweed and anything in this film.

Well, if this experience has taught me anything, it's that Duel of the Fates can make anything badass, even annoying singing trolls thumb-wrestling.

So, Stanley is the reason The Last of Us happened?

@PeanutBuny27

2 ай бұрын

Yes

Don Bluth was trying to give us visual Herpes with this movie

@stormstrider1990

7 жыл бұрын

I think he was just trolling us. Get It?

@fitre4722

7 жыл бұрын

Good one :)

@joeyjojoshabadoo2508

7 жыл бұрын

Prince Stormstrider Get out

@Oscar95451

7 жыл бұрын

Don Bluth made me laugh with this, of how embarrasing it is. Plus, it is from the same writers who wrote All Dogs go to Heaven, Rock-A-Doodle, the Rugrats movies, Shrek 2, and the Smurfs movies

@ginnrollins211

5 жыл бұрын

*plays small flute to summon an Oompa-Loompa*

The fact he connects that abomination with a hobbit is a terrible insult to hobbits, as well as Peter Jackson and J.R.R. Tolkien.

@juhaniaho6698

6 жыл бұрын

Storm Galactica And to a lesser degree, Ralph Bakshi.

Oh hey, I remember this movie! It was playing in my dentist's office when I was younger. Except it was on when they made me pass out to take care of my teeth and I somehow remember it being an amazing and fun movie....Must've been the anesthesia....

Why didn't Don Bluth just make a movie about the politics in this troll kingdom? Have a rebellion, have an uprising, and if you must have Stanley, just put him in the background. Maybe some other characters who aren't trolls stumble upon this kingdom and try to destroy it, but then find Stanley and decide he isn't worth killing. Why destroy this kingdom... because... the trolls are trying to destroy the world of wherever the protagonists are from. Probably they would be humans. You could make them kids, jut not THAT YOUNG. make them at least ten years older. Or maybe just seven, I don't know. Then we could see more of the world of the trolls. Also, the trolls should have been far more menacing not "I'm a bad troll" and "Have a rotten day" Or if you must, have Keith David say it or something.... Someone menacing. Have more of that Grime from the first three films of his.

It's be great if the movie just became completely dark at the end

@StacheKing

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxxgunner5573 The music is ok, certainly not Grammy winning, but better than say most modern day rap and pop tunes. Animation wise it is the worst of Don's films, but it still is passable pre-Toy Story era. Everything else, 100% agree with you.

@ScoutTrooperTK

4 жыл бұрын

It kind of did

10/10 Lindsay Lohan joke

This was my first Nostalgia Critic video.

16:03 you know this is a pet peeve of mine. When a kids movie does the whole "pretend one of the main characters is dead when really their not" thing. It's done way to much and it's really obvious that they aren't dead because they are one of the main characters in a kids movie.

Speaking of Don Bluth, you should review Thumbelina.

@scottbuckley823

8 жыл бұрын

+greenpeach20 yes he should

@haihai9022

4 жыл бұрын

OML YES PLEASE! That damn thumbelina is a whiny little shit who does nothing but complain and get captured!

@haihai9022

4 жыл бұрын

@@godzillavkk ??

@haihai9022

4 жыл бұрын

@@godzillavkk Idk who this Walker is, which is why I am confused.

@haihai9022

4 жыл бұрын

@@godzillavkk Oh ok, but at least Doug doesn't need constant saving. And he does review movies that he likes. Thumbellina on the other hand is a whiny, defenceless little shit. If I was in that Thumbellina movie, I'd pick her up, light a fire at my backyard and drop her in the fire. It might be gruesome and illegal, but at least I don't have to hear her complain

2:07 Get in the bag, Flowey!

Fun fact its called Stanley's Magic Garden in the UK.

Those flowers being alive look exactly like the ones from Disney's Alice in Wonderland (1951). Very original!

Walmart gave this movie 5/5. Wow

@MetalSonicReject

7 жыл бұрын

Well, it IS Walmart, soooo....

@chaserthedragon9516

7 жыл бұрын

MetalSonicReject true...

@legoking6165

6 жыл бұрын

Not cool :(

@mitchfletcher2386

5 жыл бұрын

Christian Roberts Low prices, low standards!

@haihai9022

4 жыл бұрын

I guess Walmart has no good taste, ay?

18:24 NO! NO! THAT DOES NOT HAPPEN, MOVIE, THAT JUST DOES NOT HAPPEN! Unless you, oh, I don't know...*EXPLAIN!!!!!!!!*

@tiredbean6557

4 жыл бұрын

Nice reference

This movie trolled us before the internet.

this movie is like flowey the flower on every single drug in existence.

@orion-nebula4264

7 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@zeitgeistindustries1792

7 жыл бұрын

No he would be more evil then he already is if he was on every drug. It's more like Barney if angry mothers sent letters saying the show was to inappropriate so they actually tried to make it more appropriate for baby's.

@EsaaTas

7 жыл бұрын

I think I prefer Flowey.

@JeoyTehFex

7 жыл бұрын

i don't think flowey would like to smoke his own kind

@caegray6987

7 жыл бұрын

at least flowey has the redeeming quality of also being asriel - this movie has no redeeming qualities