we call them salties to distinguish them from freshies

@phoebexxlouise

5 жыл бұрын

Ah

@sh-be3bw

5 жыл бұрын

makes sense

@cummingonyourface

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@maxnoerenberg6370

5 жыл бұрын

and in America Salties are salty snacks you nibble on while watching TV.....ha ha

@guydives1246

5 жыл бұрын

Freshies are new shoes

“These birds that may as well be velociraptors” best statement ever.

@jenniferschmitzer299

3 жыл бұрын

they are just too nosey for your lunch. i like em personally

I'm from North Qld and would like to add that if the wildlife doesn't get you, there's a 50% chance your car will be stolen by a local teenager while you're at the beach.

@robertmiller6822

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@michaelpepper7230

3 жыл бұрын

So true, so do yourself a favour and rent a manual as they haven't figured how to drive them yet.

@shaggersback5108

3 жыл бұрын

The local Bush mechanic apprentices, it's part of their cultural Bush craft now ! ☻

@melisand8295

3 жыл бұрын

Is that guaranteed cause I would happily have my car stolen at the moment😄😄

@DeadelvenVividari

3 жыл бұрын

I was visiting my family in (Cairns) at one of the beachfront houses. they couldn't get my car as it was locked up tight. so they broke open my fuel flap and sucked all the high octane goodness out to put into the other car they had stolen.

As an Australian I can get behind the idea of calling crocs 'nibblers' 🤣

@thedevilsworkshop7720

3 жыл бұрын

If you yelled look out mate there's a croc heading straight for you to a kiwi in the water lol They'd be like bro can you see the other one ? Thinking it was foot wear .😂

@SamBsound

3 жыл бұрын

Watch out mate there's a nibbler out there!

@mehere8038

3 жыл бұрын

but they already have teh cute name of "Salties" I think it's probably NZ's orcas that need to be renamed "nibblers", have you seen the videos of them going up to swimmers, cutting them off from the beach & nibbling their toes? - literally!

@LaoZi2023

3 жыл бұрын

@@mehere8038 I still haven't gotten over the first time I heard an Ausie call a mosquito a Mosie.

@jaydewolf586

3 жыл бұрын

@@LaoZi2023 what??? What else would you call it? MOSQUITO is FAR too long a word to say! I can’t get over the first like I heard an American call a g-string a thong! And thongs flip flops! And called maccas “Mickey D’s”! And don’t get me started on rubbers! They’re erasers, not condoms! I’m almost joking, it’s bloody hilarious XD

As a South African I have to say, at least there's a sign...

@johnd1774

3 жыл бұрын

I agree in south africa the sign would have been stolen.

@leebal321

3 жыл бұрын

Or the sign would've been protested about because it has a white background and it means it has benefited from white privilege

@AUmarcus

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnd1774 They build houses over there with them.

@davidnickisson2555

2 жыл бұрын

As a fellow South African, yeah I agree 🤣

@legendarypussydestroyer6943

Жыл бұрын

In South Africa the sign would've said "For white persons only"

I think we need an official apology from NZ to whoever our PM is next week.

@michaelattard8320

5 жыл бұрын

long as it is not scomo i am happy lol

@bigtris3251

5 жыл бұрын

True

@mrgreyman3358

5 жыл бұрын

Nah mate, we need more videos like this, then send it to every country that the illegals are coming from, they will all then go to new zealand.

@TotalDrganMania

5 жыл бұрын

Alright whos the pm this week?

@naythen.

5 жыл бұрын

Some old fat white guy that no one can remember

"Any sharks 'round here?" "Nah mate" (Crocodiles ate all the sharks).

@astrolite3192

3 жыл бұрын

I know you're just kidding, but we have bad sharks too. When Queensland floods all the bull sharks swim around the streets and such (apparently, I live elsewhere in Aus).

@thenextbondvillainklaussch3266

3 жыл бұрын

"I understood that reference" - Captain America

@09conrado

3 жыл бұрын

And do me a cassowary on the side

As an Aussie. I love the banter between us and the kiwis. Same sense of humour

@victoriaahart5908

3 жыл бұрын

I as a kiwi COMPLETLEY agree

@NotifyTheDog

3 жыл бұрын

So do I. We chuck shit at each other for fun. Keep up the piss takes, guys, it's what siblings do.

@maxbacon4828

3 жыл бұрын

@@NotifyTheDog A pommie here says you are both solid gold!.

@TheKewBe

3 жыл бұрын

@@maxbacon4828 We're solid gold. The kiwis are just covered in our turd.

@patferguson572

2 жыл бұрын

@@maxbacon4828 Thank you Max. You are gold too!

Careful there buddy... We'll put your country up for sale on e-bay again

@hamishventurato3895

5 жыл бұрын

kyle MacGregor yea Na yea only $200 dolarydoos

@Sanguinarius9999

5 жыл бұрын

I thought we put it on Gumtree ?

@EweChewBrrr01

5 жыл бұрын

and yet no bids where made.

@EweChewBrrr01

5 жыл бұрын

@@kyle-hx8qk Oh wow that actually happened. That's funny.

@marcussantiago

5 жыл бұрын

I understood that reference dot gif

Clever boy I’m a Queenslander and that clip is great should have included “ hey never mind about swimming, why not collect some lovely sea shells instead - well you can’t do that either as the cone shell is one of the most deadly creatures in Australia . Not to mention stone fish , stingrays and iracangi jellyfish which are barely visible and can kill in 10mins “ ahhhhh Australia the land of opportunity , like you have the opportunity to be torn apart in 2 mins or suffer fatal poisoning’s for 10 mins 😵

@crystalkt8972

5 жыл бұрын

omg SO true lol.

@rebeck6651

5 жыл бұрын

Blue Ringed Octopus in the shells? I remember a few years back I went she'll picking and a bloody blue ringed octopus was in it instead of it being empty or a crab.

@TasmaniaIsAHole

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget serial killers.

@straykidzeverywhereallarou7688

5 жыл бұрын

True dat

@danroche1

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the blue ringed octopus

Well in the last 50 years 500,000 kiwis have come to Australia and "not returned" so technically he's correct.

@jeananderson9883

3 жыл бұрын

Thus raising the IQ of both countries...

@MachineThatCreates

3 жыл бұрын

@@jeananderson9883 technically/mathematically....losing those 500k can only reduce your IQ if we accept that gaining the 500k has raised ours.

@TheMAORIRULE

3 жыл бұрын

Haha that's a bit light try 5-6million 😂😂😂

@nzer57

3 жыл бұрын

@@MachineThatCreates ROFL, it obviously hasn't raised AU's IQ enough to figure that one out. You keep deporting you're best and brightest under the pretext of undesirables. I don't blame ScoMo's govt. When the IQ level amongst the dregs of society is higher than the elites well..... they have little choice I suppose.

@gayedawn1

3 жыл бұрын

I believe it is up to 600,000 New Zoolanders that now “Call Australia home”.

I love this. My friend lived in Cairns for many years. His home backed onto a huge tidal mudflat. His words of advice were "If you come home smashed (drunk) It's OK to pass out on the front lawn, but never pass out in the back yard. The crocs will get you". His logic was that somehow a croc was incapable of walking up the side of the house. (or underneath it). They had a flimsy flyscreen door to the backyard. Twice they left it open only to discover a small croc in their kitchen. So somehow a closed thin flyscreen was sufficient to discourage a huge croc from coming in for lunch. I would not have rented there. The crocs didn't seem that interested in walking too far from the mudflats to interact with humans. None of their neighbours had pets. A family dog would last about 2 months tops.

@xpusostomos

11 ай бұрын

That perfect! As soon as they lose their puppy cuteness, you get to buy a new one

The banter between Kiwi’s and Aussie’s is good fun .. Being a Aussie, my hat is off to you mate. Great vid 😎

@dunruden9720

3 жыл бұрын

Kiwi IS and Aussie IS?

@Moamanly

3 жыл бұрын

@@dunruden9720 Scroll further to discover numerous abuses of the poor old apostrophe.......

@homebrandrules

3 жыл бұрын

@@dunruden9720 good work ! Correct gwammar and spellig is more better than praising excelsorious humour !

@dunruden9720

2 жыл бұрын

@@homebrandrules One endeavour's to maintain one's standard's!

@judylloyd7901

2 жыл бұрын

@@dunruden9720 I'm glad I'm not the only one to pick up on poor grammar and spelling! I think it's pretty shocking that most people don't seem to know correct grammar, or spelling. And these are people whose first language is English! 🤪🤪 Sometimes, regarding spelling errors, if people would continue to type, spell check would sort it out for them Sometimes! Lol 😄😄

Just had a look for the most dangerous animals in the UK, since us Brits did not want to be left out, top two are Red Deer & Cows, yep i know we have some catching up to do. Well have you ever seen a Red Deer or Cow ripping someones legs off, not a pretty sight. It can take weeks, and you have to wrap the legs in grass first, lots of grass.

@maxj0930

5 жыл бұрын

Does that mean the cows are grass-fed? I mean, if they come back for seconds, of course.

@crispsuk9779

5 жыл бұрын

Nah mate. The chavs in Manchester. The worst thing you could ever come across.. They have the innate ability to make you throw up in your mouth immediately upon seeing them.

@crispsuk9779

5 жыл бұрын

@Mass Debater Nah it's impossible for a person to not like even the classic ones.

@philipocarroll

5 жыл бұрын

Don't mess with cows. They're deadly.

@olivegrove2615

5 жыл бұрын

Bullet-Catcher Red Deer and Cows deadly on the roads especially if your on a Scooter 😉

When he showed te Cassowary feet i said to myself "please say 'clever girl'" Did not disappoint...

You forgot the most feared creature - ask any of us - the crazed, swooping magpie, protecting their nest!

@thesfnz3104

3 жыл бұрын

i had two as pets and many visited our house and were friendly as so i just don't get the whole "fear mongering magpie"

@suzieq3078

3 жыл бұрын

What about the dropbear?

@MichaelJP

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesfnz3104 I was swooped by one when I was 6. There was fucking blood everywhere, looked like I'd been glassed in a bar. That said, we've mended our relationship. I feed the locals pet loaf and I can walk right past them, so close I could reach out and touch them and we're cool now. I am also friend to the Magpies.

@mousegrey6747

3 жыл бұрын

Plovers

@icebergrose8955

3 жыл бұрын

We've got killer magpies in NZ to. When walking to school, we girls always took out our sparkly hairclips because of the fkn crazed magpies.

I remember, a friend of mine visited Australia once and he didn't know what geckos were. And I told him they were baby crocodiles and they lived on land to get bigger before moving back to a body of water. I also told him to be quite around them, because if he startled them, they might bite him. He didn't sleep that night, I was dying! xD

@bradleyedwards9244

2 жыл бұрын

Must have been American

Your right. So many Kiwis never go back home. Evan the ones who survive.

@banjopete

5 жыл бұрын

benjamin Rees , who’s Evan?

@Battleneter

5 жыл бұрын

Australia has been loosing population to NZ for around 5 years now,, times have changed.

@deepsouthNZ

5 жыл бұрын

someone has to do the work

@Nzpure

5 жыл бұрын

Who's Evan?

@DirtTherapyDownUnder

5 жыл бұрын

@@Battleneter you've obviously never been to South East Qld

And did you know the Duck Billed Platypus, that funny looking little cutie that everybody loves, is also venomous even though it's actually a mammal? Of course you did. Because it's Australian.

@davidpeach7866

3 жыл бұрын

only the males mate

@kyracaral1804

3 жыл бұрын

David Peach So only a 50-50 coin toss, I suppose 😆

@Whisper555

3 жыл бұрын

Monotreme's aka egg laying mammals

@SpaceSoups

2 жыл бұрын

And lays eggs.

@xpusostomos

11 ай бұрын

Erm... Venomous where? Teeth? Claws?

I lived & traveled cross the outback mi whole life, & nuthin ever bit stalked or attacked me, except when I was driving taxis on the night shift in Melbourne.

@felicitybywater8012

3 жыл бұрын

Melbourne taxi passengers bite? Thanks for the info. Will stay in Sydney :)

"Chances are you won't return", spoken like a true kiwi lol

@Draycoe

5 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there :)

@gregscally4923

5 жыл бұрын

Chance are they won't get a job either lol

@sparkletinkercat3458

4 жыл бұрын

Yep

would be even funnier in english

@horsefootrot8044

5 жыл бұрын

David H hahahaha as a kiwi/oz citizen, made me laugh!!

@drhandle

5 жыл бұрын

But then we native Australians wouldn't be able to understand it.

@samo425

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@atthecore4560

5 жыл бұрын

XD

@bayside_baller

5 жыл бұрын

Boom

As an Aussie, this is hilarious. See, in AUS we have real danger. In NZ, they attach a long rope to your leg and push you off a bridge to contrive some danger. Want an authentic experience? AUS is where it’s at...

@mehere8038

3 жыл бұрын

lol ah now it makes sense as to why they do that stuff! Well spotted!

@Gorilla_warfare

3 жыл бұрын

It’s definitely the result of two competing alpha males. “Watch me swim with danger - I may not come back...” “Yeah, well, I’m going to jump off stuff so high I had to sign a waver...”

@mehere8038

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gorilla_warfare They also do jet boating, zorbing etc etc too though, lots of stuff to try to pretend their balls are the biggest :)

@judylloyd7901

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gorilla_warfare waiver*

We locals actually call them Big Lizards. One morning the Council worker that empties the bins found one in the Airlie Beach pool which is right on the beach. Had to call the Rangers in to shoo her back into the Ocean before the tourists arrived. Now that’s a job!

I love the NZ/aussie banter...I am an Aussie who came to far north NZ and never went back...no snakes!!!!!!

@Jayden-xn9xo

5 жыл бұрын

Mr T I live there to. But it’s spelled kaitia 😂

@ayushchawdhary537

5 жыл бұрын

You turned the tide

@dysthedice84

5 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the light side

@Xemehtatep

5 жыл бұрын

How big are the spiders there?

@rockyp3917

5 жыл бұрын

I am thinking the same after I did a cruise to NZ.

All our highly trained animals and they still can't keep you buggers out. I need to speak to someone.

@KaosGunner

5 жыл бұрын

Bwa Hahaha, had me shitty while on the toilet. Wait what?!

@MGTOW222

5 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha great comment.

@katherinek6392

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sending out the drop bears! Oh, wait, they don't exist... Never mind.

@lautoka63

5 жыл бұрын

... who'll listen.

@Kosma.

3 жыл бұрын

Unleash the dropbears

"Salties" sounds like a nice snack food. "I'll have some salties and a stinger, please."

@robertjohnston8531

3 жыл бұрын

Only with vinegar.

@gaius_enceladus

3 жыл бұрын

It *does* sound like something at a "fush and chups" shop (I'm a New Zealander but I can take it..... :) )

@munkyjammin

3 жыл бұрын

With a Frostie...😋

Clever boy this, just buys a one way ticket, sledges the place, then gets a free ride home, deported as an undesirable.

@j.t.s8618

3 жыл бұрын

Yes much safer than being there. Honestly there are so many awful things displayed about Australia especially the local people known as drongos or something like that? 💁🏼‍♀️

@curiouscuriouser2670

3 жыл бұрын

@@j.t.s8618 Might be drongo, but not piss weak, that's for sure. It's a beautiful country with truly unique wildlife and away from the cities the people are forthright and friendly. Anyone who doesn't appreciate all of that should not come.😈🐨🦘🦎🐢🐬🐋🐳🐟🐠🐍🐡🦈🐙🦀🐚🦞🦐🦑🦋🕷🦂🦟

@tullman3craggs102

3 жыл бұрын

oh are u talkinf about nz we dont got crocs or shit just crackheads with machetes alg tho

@jenniferschmitzer299

3 жыл бұрын

@@tullman3craggs102 but what to you guys call thongs. i rest my case

@milesman9865

3 жыл бұрын

@@jenniferschmitzer299 Australians call them thongs

It's funny what we call normal life others call scary. We don't even think twice about any danger. Every time I walk out the front door the wife never knows if I'll return alive ... and that's just when I get the mail.

@notnotcharles3022

3 жыл бұрын

Australia really isn't that bad

@EweChewBrrr01

3 жыл бұрын

@@notnotcharles3022 So my life isn't in danger every time I go and get the mail?

@astrolite3192

3 жыл бұрын

@@EweChewBrrr01 You weren't issued with your standard anti-redback mail tongs?

@astrolite3192

3 жыл бұрын

@@EweChewBrrr01 You weren't issued with your standard anti-redback mail tongs?

@EweChewBrrr01

3 жыл бұрын

@@astrolite3192 Yeah mate. We are issued them at birth. It's called index finger and thumb. It really comes in handy. (unintentional Dad joke)

The most terrifying beast is so tiny it's invisible, flies, sucks your blood, leaves you in itchy agony for months and covered in scars. And there's very little defence from it. The absolute worst creature in QLD is Midges.

@strangelee4400

5 жыл бұрын

That's Aussie slang for Mother in law, right?

@jaxr2958

5 жыл бұрын

@@strangelee4400 lol. Not sure if meant as a joke but hilarious.

@nevmcc3884

3 жыл бұрын

This is the truth. ..midge victim

@planetdisco4821

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who has lived in both FNQ and the NT I can attest to the veracity of this comment. I would cheerfully dive into a croc infested mangrove swamp to avoid being bitten by these malevolent microbes. In fact I think I have once or twice! In all candour my memories of life in the tropical north are somewhat dim owing to the amount of beer consumption that occurs while living there....

@13audra

Жыл бұрын

Tea tree oil is fantastic for insect bites. Apply it neat (not watered down) to a bite, a cotton bud is good to use, it'll burn for a second, but then the itch stops.

Mate coming from an Aussie, I love this clip great humour. Made my day watching this. Good to see that we can still take the piss out of each other and have a laugh still.

Hilarious, but true. Can’t even hide in your backyard shed because there’s more venomous spiders and snakes than the Amazon jungle. 😁

This Canadian is not going to take sides in the fight. Because it is f**king cold here right now and I want to be where it's warm!

@stelley08

5 жыл бұрын

Canada is an awesome country 👍

@flacidhouse350

5 жыл бұрын

@@stelley08 It's okay.

@drhandle

5 жыл бұрын

Mate, come on down - Canadians and Aussies have so much in common. For a start, neither country has four seasons, we have 'Winter' and 'Barbeque'.

@gubbahbunji7313

5 жыл бұрын

@@drhandle so true! Only dodgy think about Canada are the fucking bears!.. I'd much prefer to take on all the living creatures in Australia then go there and run into a bear.

@lylejames965

5 жыл бұрын

If you runnin from Trudeau,you shit outta luck, nothing but a bunch of bat shit crazy feminists running things here also

Lol....l love it. Nothing better that ditch warfare. Very well done my kiwi neighbour.

''Salties'' sounds like some kind of snack food, not some murder lizard that justifies me carrying a bazooka to a beach.

@skeetersaurus6249

5 жыл бұрын

Funny...in the U.S., Alligators ARE snack food! Just depends on who you are, and where you are, when you make these potentially false assumptions! (Salties can't taste much different)

@nickdahl203

5 жыл бұрын

@@skeetersaurus6249 False assumption? What?

@rastasrosco1318

3 жыл бұрын

Saltys are snack food for the whites (white pointers) if they venture into their turf, me I don't mine swimming in whites waters as they usually clever enough to know we not so tasty , just don't disguise yourself as a flippen seal.

As a Kiwi I remember taking my family to Queensland for a holiday and in just a normal park in Brisbane my 6 year old son called me over to see what he had found.....It was a rather large red bellied black snake basking in the sun and he was standing right next to it lol

@shadowbanned5164

3 жыл бұрын

@Ed Kelly We spotted a baby Brown Snake on a rock that same day in the same park lol

@mehere8038

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowbanned5164 you sure it was a brown snake as opposed to just a brown snake? brown snakes tend to prefer different conditions to red bellies, so not overly common to see them in the same area & red bellies are fine, they won't hurt you :) Just there to keep our population down a bit by scaring people home :)

@shadowbanned5164

3 жыл бұрын

@@mehere8038 Well I'm not an expert on snakes that's for sure I just went by its coloring which was a coppery brown back with a very light white/tan belly..It was pretty small and was in the bushy part of the park where as the black one was sunning on the grass.

@istra70

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly the same happened to my son when he was about two years old in Oz.

@joannemurdock7899

2 жыл бұрын

Yep gotta watch h out for snakes

As a Queenslander, I approve this message. Kiwis, please do not come here. (hehe)

@brettthompson3894

5 жыл бұрын

Fuck that haha@Leonard Carr

@Phuckitsthephantom

5 жыл бұрын

@Leonard Carr Over Kiwis? Any day.

@Boolama27

5 жыл бұрын

Too late, we're already here lol

@gubbahbunji7313

5 жыл бұрын

@@jimmyjames1807 well alot of kiwis move here every year so it's safe to assume that you might come here one day. We have better paying jobs in Australia and a better standard of living. Hense why so many kiwis move here and it's easy for them to integrate into the country.

@caino0567

5 жыл бұрын

@Leonard Carr actually yes.

Ha, ha ... this is so true. I was up north of Port Douglas and went for a swim in the sea until some people started shouting at me to get out the water. I thought it must have been a shark, but they were shouting about "salties" ... I was a new arrival to Australia and had no idea what a "salty" was. Then to make things more ridiculous they said "didn't you see the sign?" I said "What sign?". Up near the car park there was a sign covered by an overhanging tree warning people not to swim because of crocodiles. "She'll be right mate". One day they might get around to cutting the tree back so people who can read English don't get eaten. Gone troppo mate!

@nooki1102

5 жыл бұрын

How about do some research on the place your visiting..

@alasdairmcbryde7573

5 жыл бұрын

@@nooki1102 How about cutting the trees covering the sign and have signs in a language for our fastest growing tourists, the Chinese. And, who the hell does research to go to a beach for a dip at the water's edge ... I have travelled the world and swum and surfed hundreds of breaks around the world and never researched the beach. The only time I research a "beach" is to find out the best conditions for surfing, the tide, rips etc, but nor for an edge-side swim.

@Lizzie-sp5dq

5 жыл бұрын

Cunning plan to keep the population down... 😉

@alasdairmcbryde7573

5 жыл бұрын

@@Lizzie-sp5dq 👍

@thetrashman3129

5 жыл бұрын

@@nooki1102 it's called natural selection, leave him be

I thought a New Zealander was just a sophisticated Australian?

@kailasnath5290

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Flshct

3 жыл бұрын

Me, Who lives in New Zealand: D:

@c.p.1589

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was an Aussie with a speech impediment.

@lancetuckey6403

3 жыл бұрын

You left out .....the un.....

I'm born and raised in NZ and now live in Queensland Australia. I love it here. But everything said in this video is true.

That’s brilliant, the comments are even funnier 😀

@Dehmitz

5 жыл бұрын

I'm here mainly for those! Ha.

Nothing to worry about the sharks ate all the crocs 🦈🦈🐊🐊

@carolley9705

5 жыл бұрын

No crocs fought off all sharks.

@LexicroftAlpha

5 жыл бұрын

Sharks and crocs have already made a pact, human will be shared 50 : 50

@fredrickrogers90

5 жыл бұрын

@@LexicroftAlpha 🍴🍗🍔🍷

@keenl4057

5 жыл бұрын

@Bealzer Mcgraw ummmm crocs kill more than sharks mate

@Absaalookemensch

5 жыл бұрын

And then the stingers killed all the sharks.

No tourism ad for FNQ is complete without an appearance from Bob Katter.

Comments are just as good as the vid. Gold standard.

The most dangerous creature in Australia is a drunken Kiwi...if only they could hold their beer like they hold their sheep....

@tomwebb2285

5 жыл бұрын

So is NZ for Australia, the same as what Wales is for England; the weird sheep shaggers that everyone else in the world mistakes you to be friends with because you're near each other on a map but really you both think that the other one is a shithole?

@markwilken2492

5 жыл бұрын

tom webb nah mate, it’s just friendly banter. We actually get on really well

@nikiTricoteuse

5 жыл бұрын

That's why our horses are so fast...... They saw what we do to the sheep.

@grapenutz1137

5 жыл бұрын

Nah...Ozzie guys most dangerous and foul creature.. They sound like they have blocked noses when they speak, wear shorts and t shirts that are 3 sizes to small and in general have poor hygiene and smaller then average dicks, which causes them to overcompensate and be loud and obnoxious

@DailyGrindAus

5 жыл бұрын

@@grapenutz1137 I think you missed the good-natured humour and ribbing and went straight to inferiority complex....maybe it's not a complex in your case.....

I’m hilarious and even I find this Australian

@ShawSumma

3 жыл бұрын

@Bealzer Mcgraw I thought it was funny

@imbetterthanyouis

3 жыл бұрын

hi hilarious ( insert my user name here ) !

@QuestionThingsUseLogic

3 жыл бұрын

@@imbetterthanyouis I think Oliver meant, "I'm Australian and even I find this hilarious."

@imbetterthanyouis

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuestionThingsUseLogic wooooosh

@nzdobbs

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuestionThingsUseLogic I would also say Whoosh, but I think the joke might be lost on Kerry...

That part about a one way ticket is spot on for almost every Kiwi.

Aren't the Kiwis doing well in the Americas Cup? The amazing thing is, 9 of them in a boat, and they DON'T make a run for Australia!

We need Isaac Butterfield to do a tourism video for New Zealand now lol

@nicholascharles9625

5 жыл бұрын

Nah fuck that angry neckbeard how about someone less whiny who's actually entertaining

@alidahoogeveen7363

5 жыл бұрын

Yes we do hahah 😂

@potatoqueenjess3964

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah we do 2 mate and Nicholas Forlong fuck u He will be the next auzzie icon

@alrxxdy_dxxd

5 жыл бұрын

@@nicholascharles9625 your fucked in the head mate

@mackapacka2695

5 жыл бұрын

rt i think he has already made one while reacting to a kiwi talking about how new zealand is better than us it isn't though is it

Don't forget the Gympie-Gympie plant if you're in the forest. They're covered in fine venomous hair that'll deliver intense pain even to the slightest touch. These fine hairs can even get airborne so bring a breathing mask.

@L1ama

3 жыл бұрын

Thought this was a drop bear thing until I looked it up. The fuck is wrong with that country

@kelliecanscan3364

3 жыл бұрын

You don't like the idea? Good stay out. We don't need people who can't appreciate this beautiful country visiting it.

@PeaceLilyvariegated

3 жыл бұрын

Damn

@Fomites

2 жыл бұрын

The danger of this tree is generally underestimated.

New Zealanders think that the Canning stock rout is an annual event.

@brianmcdonnell6758

3 жыл бұрын

Gold.

You forgot about Bull sharks in every canal estate.

Not sure I can add to the list of comments..I'm too busy laughing! ...

Very entertaining and accurate at the same time. You only covered Queensland. Over in WA we have Blue Ringed Octopus, Massive White Pointer Sharks, Stone Fish , several of the most deadly snakes in the world (sea and land) plus everything you see in this video. That being said, I've never seen a Kiwi go back to NZ for more than short holiday.

@davidbrayshaw3529

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot to mention the huge numbers of cashed up bogans and Gina Rinehart. Yes, I know they are an introduced species mainly from other states and in one case, another planet. It's undeniable though just how well they've adapted to the environment and just how dangerous they can be.

@frankh2811

5 жыл бұрын

YOWEE DOWN UNDER from another dimension

@haydencooper_

5 жыл бұрын

@YOWEE DOWN UNDER 😂😂😂

@ORLANDO1962

5 жыл бұрын

@@davidbrayshaw3529 Hi David im told everything has its purpose....just have to look for it.....harder to find in some than others. IMC a WA a dessert dwelling sister inlaw creature with a nasty bite. 🙊

@davidbrayshaw3529

5 жыл бұрын

@@ORLANDO1962 I'm glad you stated purpose and not beauty.

As a kiwi I have a very strong urge to send this to my aussie uncle update: sent it to him- waiting a reply

You forgot to mention in the rainforest the gimpie gimpie plant which has thorns so painful it makes people kill themselves!

@LZYDOG

3 жыл бұрын

Just googled it thinking it must be a yarn but fk me, you can have pain years after coming in contact!

@28pbtkh23

3 жыл бұрын

I have heard about that bastard

@nethiuz9165

3 жыл бұрын

Don't wipe your ass with it camping.

@LZYDOG

3 жыл бұрын

@@nethiuz9165 20 bucks?

@nethiuz9165

3 жыл бұрын

@@LZYDOG Not even close 🤣

Thinking 🤔 of giving the mother-in-law a nice Australian beach vacation, just have to remember to swap her sunscreen for steak sauce.

@Kayenne54

5 жыл бұрын

Spoken like a Real Aussie.

@Dehmitz

5 жыл бұрын

From Outback Steakhouse, I imagine.

@mattnorris7124

5 жыл бұрын

Just send her somewhere up North, that's where most shit is that is likely to eat you whole

Redback funnel web blue ringed octopus, taipain, tiger snakes, and a box jellyfish, stone fish, and the poisonous thing that lives in shell, that stings you when you pick it up

@emrox4181

5 жыл бұрын

Come to Australia. Where you might accidentally get killed. Your life's constantly under threat. Have you been bitten yet? You've only got three minutes left before a massive coronary breakdown.

@gubbahbunji7313

5 жыл бұрын

@Imperfect Servant I blame the fucking Simpsons for the whole foster thing lol I've worked behind bars and I've never sold a drop of the stuff.

@gubbahbunji7313

5 жыл бұрын

@Imperfect Servant I bet he hates himself for that haha

@basilpunton5702

5 жыл бұрын

Imperfect Servant Fosters was brewed in Melbourne as an export drink. Export meaning for sale to Sydney. Think carefully about the competitive nature of these two cities. It was not sold in Vivtoria for several decades.

@UriahD85

5 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the road raged tradies

Now c'mon mate, How could you forget to mention those bloody Drop Bears! ;)

@HSkraekelig

3 жыл бұрын

yes, but Shane, those are found out on the west coast and in the north. I don't think I've ever heard of a drop bear encounter in Queensland, but I'll check my sources.

@scottyd2262

3 жыл бұрын

@@HSkraekelig I just saw one an hour ago and I'm just above the Gold Coast. They're here alright !!

Death: "A list of all the non-hazardous animals and plants in Australia, please". Death's Library: "Some of the sheep" RIP Sir Terry Pratchett.

@saskiascott8181

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, the land of Foureks.

@hoonsenior6963

3 жыл бұрын

I coined a word specifically for when I was reading a Discworld book in a restaurant. Snortle...the act of suppressing a loud laugh and attempting to release the ensuing pressure buildup by chortling quietly through your nose. The end result is usually side eyed looks from concerned parents as I cackle madly into the rapidly cooling remnants of my dinner. Looking forward to senility so I can reread Pratchett again for the first time.

Forget the crocs, the snakes, the blue ringed octopus, the scorpions, the deadly spiders, it's the bloody bad tempered inch ants you really have to worry about!

@roblange1445

3 жыл бұрын

Inch ants?.....is that Aussie for woman😂

@hoptoads

3 жыл бұрын

@@roblange1445 Do you know how long an inch is ? It's 2.54 cm long. That's where they get their colloquial name from - their length. Their reputation comes from their undeniably cantankerous and feisty nature and willingness to take on any sized opponent. They are the honey badgers of the ant world ! Their bite, though not life threatening, is excruciatingly painful and they will bite as many times as they desire to. The only positive aspect of these inch sized warriors is that once they leave the nest to forage, they are basically lone hunters.

@roblange1445

3 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm mate🤷‍♂️... have a good nite

@hoptoads

3 жыл бұрын

@@roblange1445 LOL, Wasn't sure, thought an explanation might help. LOL

@roblange1445

3 жыл бұрын

All good....I at least learnt something tonight 😂

As a New Zealander, I can say that this is fucking amazing.

I just got this thrown at me by "The Algorithm" and it's as FAF! 🤣 ..... it doesn't seem to have worked though, 'cos you Kiwis keep coming over in droves! 😉 I don't get why, given that your place is "pretty sweet, ay bro". We love you guys 🤗

‘Don’t let that dissuade you, they’ve got other stuff” 😂😂😂😂😂

I'm literally sitting on the beach in the title card and can confirm there is a croc 1m away from me rn

Think you're safe in fresh water instead? Nup, we've got bull sharks living in our freshwater lakes.

Very funny. I think the saying goes, “don’t be afraid of sharks, because the crocodiles eat the sharks and you don’t have to be afraid of the salties because the stingers kill them and everything else, But it’s beautiful one-day perfect the next. She started being idiot and you’ll be fine. Stay safe and healthy👍🏼👍🏼🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺

Velociraptors, salties and stringers.. Brilliant!!

I was wondering why you left there our other wonderful friendly beautiful creatures such as redback spiders, taipans, brown snakes, blue ring, stinging nettles, Maggie's, dingoes and a lot more. You know why they don't put signs up everywhere it cuts down on the food bill. So come to North Queensland and have a swim.

@kentbeveridge1685

5 жыл бұрын

ah, mate..hate to tell ya this..but Maggies are here in NZ too..those bloody Collingwood supporters..just cant stop em! Oh, and S**t loads of seagulls..just buy some chips and you'll soon have bloody seagulls!.. As a bonus..I proudly remind the locals here that our Koalas are NOT bears!..Its my duty as a proud Aussie!!....then they always want to for some reason change the conversation to Rugby..cant work out why really!!...sic.

@robertjeffery4664

5 жыл бұрын

Gympie stinging tree will drive you insane It makes poison ivy feel like soothing Alo Vera

There's a lone yachtsman in the middle of the Tasman Sea. Suddenly a flock of sheep swim by. So he says to the head sheep "where are you blokes going "? Head sheep says New Zealand. Yachtie asks why. Sheep says " there's drought in Oz mate, we'll take our chances sleeping with the Kiwi's rather than get shot.

That is frikkin hilarious and true.

Yes, us Aussies sacrifice Kiwis to our reptilian overlords.

@lukeouthwaite9999

3 жыл бұрын

@Anakin Skywalker Haha. I've never seen them in a city before. You might have seen this oldie. kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZqZr2aqGl5i_mso.html

Nibblers haha so good!!

I love living in Aus - The only thing that frightens me is the women - Seriously scary pieces of work

@gazratjackson

3 жыл бұрын

I'm hearing ya mate , I hope you never come across my ex wife, I hope I don't too

@thedamnedatheist

3 жыл бұрын

They scare us all mate.

@dumdumbrown4225

3 жыл бұрын

😂 ...they are proper goldies (gold diggers)

@mareebrown2163

3 жыл бұрын

@@dumdumbrown4225 bullshit

@ijtdkgtrd

3 жыл бұрын

Yep . With ya on that one mate.

Priceless! Hilarious...makes me want to visit. Great PR. 👍

He forgot to mention the stinging bushes in the rainforest.

@cincin4515

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah those thorny vines that grab you as you walk past and make you wait a bit. We call them "wait-a-bits".

@tsopmocful1958

3 жыл бұрын

@@cincin4515 Or 'wait-a-whiles'.

@ateoforever7434

3 жыл бұрын

And paralyzing ticks......

Funny I loved it ...Good work !!

Lol that was bloody brilliant!

You left out the stinging trees, and one of the deadliest snakes in the world -- the Coastal Taipan. But hey, NSW is a lot safer, not as safe as N.Z. I know, but a lot safer than Up North AND North America -- bears, puma, mountain lions, I've heard even Moose can be deadly; but Africa takes the cake... Hey, did you hear about the friendly Aussie tourist driving round New Zealand? He's driving by a field and he sees a farmer bent over a sheep, so he stops the car, walks to the fence and cheerfully calls out: "Are you shearing?" The Kiwi farmer snaps back: "I'm not shearing with anybody!"

@thomasself8218

5 жыл бұрын

Yea in the U.S. we have Chicago and Detroit.

I've been there two years ago. A truly amazing place. Yes, Crocs / stingers sighs are everywhere but I wasn't lucky enough to see them within 2 week of our trips around Cairns. I saw huge, scary spiders in the rainforest but they appeared to be not venomous :).

@seanprice2990

2 жыл бұрын

You don't need to be venomous when you can eat people alive

One of the funnier vids I have seen in a while, well done :-)

Fair dinkum, you east islanders are funny, and thanks for explaining the one way ticket thing, I was wondering way there are so many of you buggers over here.

Fantastic!! Absolutely loved this, I have tears in my eyes from laughing!! Best sense of humour ever!!

The Jurassic Park “clever girl” hahah awesome touch

Drop bears eat crocs and people. The drop bear, Thylarctos plummetus, is a predatory, carnivorous version of the koala.

@cmamelgna5585

3 жыл бұрын

Hey now..... I didn't think we disliked Kiwis THAT much!!??

@peteradams8502

3 жыл бұрын

New Zealanders think that the Canning stock rout is an annual event.

The Australians are very balanced people. They have a chip on both shoulders 😉 New Zealand, where the letters U and I are unterchangable

Love it, well done!

The Jurassic park bit hat/“clever girl” made me lmao good vid :)

Croc's are also known as "snappin' handbags" mate.

A few Salties in the comment section lol, it's just banter.

Terrific. More please.

Thanks mate, a great chuckle

It's funny NZ doing this add when QLD is already 50% Kiwi.

@seanprice2990

2 жыл бұрын

The other 50% are Victorians who came up for a holiday and never went home

Those creatures are fairly savage...but wait'll you meet my wife!

My home couldn't have been described any better 😂 well done ya crazy kiwi

Great job, well done ! Most enjoyable !

Drop bears?!

What song , do kiwi’s like to play at their wedding ? There will never be another ewe

@wayneurquhart1967

3 жыл бұрын

What is a kiwi's favorite movie? A Sheep-truck Named Desire.

@pweter351

3 жыл бұрын

What's long and hard and fucks Kiwis? Primary School

Brilliant, mate!

Excellent, well done mate 👏👏👏