A to Z: Colombia becomes a naval SUPERPOWER!

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A guide and challenge for Colombia, still dumb, still EXTREME!
Following the steps laid out in this guide will help you to get the achievement "My Ships Don't Lie", however, I attempt to do so without ever building a single capital ship!
The lovely countryballs are courtesy of our community member Zatwinki (Zatwinki#2839) over on our Discord and redditor /u/whatisgrasseven!
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  • @NIkonEX-
    @NIkonEX-5 ай бұрын

    This achievement was so much faster to complete with the dockyard output exploit

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Well, obviously... But that's not the way

  • @skrips_

    @skrips_

    5 ай бұрын

    I thought they patched it?

  • @MeLoNarXo

    @MeLoNarXo

    5 ай бұрын

    ​@@skrips_ I mean yeah that's why they said "was"

  • @512TheWolf512

    @512TheWolf512

    5 ай бұрын

    Arguably with the newfound performance increase, it doesn't take all that long to build the ships, real-time-wise

  • @efjddu

    @efjddu

    5 ай бұрын

    i beleive you can still just do dockyard focuses then assing one dockyard for every prodcution lines and make 10 production linesof both carriers and battleships then just wait till like 1944 1945 maybe 1943 1942 if you got the ressources needed and more dockyards anyyways your not gonna get attacked in historical so yeah its just waiting this is the easy boring way you can do the hard fast way of conquering

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf5125 ай бұрын

    I am convinced that the Japanese are in a severe need of a mechanic to super quickly erecting a home defence force, like irl, when they planned for an american naval invasion

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Or just get the AI to devote troops to the defense of the islands

  • @Yodel1ngS0up
    @Yodel1ngS0up5 ай бұрын

    Gran Colombia is such a beautiful country on the map!! Top Tier quality content as always! Keep being amazing!

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Thanks a ton!

  • @Lathmoss

    @Lathmoss

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Bitt3rSteelno thanks a megaton

  • @Yodel1ngS0up

    @Yodel1ngS0up

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Bitt3rSteel yeah seriously thanks a super-megaton for all that you do. You’re a role-model KZreadr, one of the best!!! Your disaster saves are my personal favorites, each one is an adventure lol

  • @usual.suspect109

    @usual.suspect109

    5 ай бұрын

    Pls tell me fellow generals, what country should i play next?

  • @Yodel1ngS0up

    @Yodel1ngS0up

    5 ай бұрын

    @@usual.suspect109 I always love a good Byzantine playthrough, playing as the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth is a blast as well, but you can’t go wrong with the French Empire 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷 Vive L’Empereur!!! 🫡

  • @pufffincrazy5275
    @pufffincrazy52755 ай бұрын

    Another thing you can do to cheese civil wars is have a focus such as Armament Effort almost done, then fire the civil war, then you and the other side complete the focus and you get double the factories.

  • @therealclp7488

    @therealclp7488

    5 ай бұрын

    Wait really? I love that haha

  • @ImColombiaa_
    @ImColombiaa_5 ай бұрын

    it hurt me so much as a colombian when he said cartageña instead of cartagena 💀

  • @jmesonthesmasher3916

    @jmesonthesmasher3916

    3 ай бұрын

    I live in cartagena 💀

  • @FairyRat
    @FairyRat5 ай бұрын

    I wanted to say that it's always a delight hearing you pronouncing geographical locations, division names etc. as close as possible as to what a native speaker would call them. Really shows your dedication and respect to the subject. I mean if you didn't do that it would've been fine too, not everyone is good with languages and foreign phonetics, but nonetheless it's a cool feature of yours and is appreciated.

  • @christoffereilskov5006
    @christoffereilskov50065 ай бұрын

    I did this achievement a week before they announced they new peace treaty system... I felt cheated!

  • @John-li6sk

    @John-li6sk

    5 ай бұрын

    Dam

  • @deluxehipster8714
    @deluxehipster87145 ай бұрын

    I remember doing this achievement before you could absorb enemy navy in peace deal. I built dockyards for years and formed gran columbia to have more resources and spaces for dockyards. Still took me till like 1944 i think for the achievemnt to pop.

  • @gabilax2745
    @gabilax27455 ай бұрын

    How weird, I was just playing Gran Colombia and building my ships and this is perfect to kill time while I wait for my achievement.

  • @enderkiller97
    @enderkiller975 ай бұрын

    20:03 That’s because Romania still guaranteed the independence of Greece before they finish the “Appoint Pro-Axis Government” focus, which removes Romania’s guarantee on both Greece and Yugoslavia. Italy declared war on Greece sooner than usual even with historical focuses on, causing Romania to join the war on the side of the Allies. This usually happens to me after Italy loses to Ethiopia really badly.

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado34305 ай бұрын

    Colombian here! Thanks For this! 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

  • @sld1776
    @sld17765 ай бұрын

    "I need a little bit more Fascism here." --Belgian man, late 2023. 😄

  • @laurentfxu3rauf193
    @laurentfxu3rauf1934 ай бұрын

    Just thought of the army,🤣🤣🤣 the way they're returning back home listening top the leader saying "I don't trust you" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @faelirra
    @faelirra5 ай бұрын

    Ah a Bitt3rsteel video, where I'm here for a good playthrough, good memes, suffering and futurama clips.

  • @hell_of_helios
    @hell_of_helios5 ай бұрын

    "Germany is still Germanying" I couldn't describe it better than myself, my good sir B1tter

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    They do Germany a lot

  • @LetMeBe3

    @LetMeBe3

    5 ай бұрын

    All know that Germany Germanying is just typical Germany at this point.

  • @Somerandomblokefromreading
    @Somerandomblokefromreading5 ай бұрын

    Love the video, thanks for the guide. also whats the best dlc in your opinion by itself?

  • @kjmaps
    @kjmaps5 ай бұрын

    Nice, good work Bitt3rsteel!

  • @The_Marttrix
    @The_Marttrix5 ай бұрын

    Yippee, as a Colombian I’m happy to see this video and see my country become Britain from South America. Thanks Bitter for keeping us entertained:) Edit: It is funny to see Bitter butcher my cities’ names, but no hate 🙂

  • @Edunomat

    @Edunomat

    5 ай бұрын

    Cartajeña XD

  • @E.T.S_oficial

    @E.T.S_oficial

    4 ай бұрын

    Como colombiano la cosa que si me haría feliz esque acabe la corrupción y pobreza en el pais

  • @anthonyheffron5500
    @anthonyheffron55005 ай бұрын

    Love your videos man, nobody can touch them. Also I still crack up at "unfortunately named pills"

  • @zulpi2103
    @zulpi21035 ай бұрын

    I thought you'd be using En Union y Libertad for this, but still fun

  • @gijskramer1702
    @gijskramer17025 ай бұрын

    Did you know that the mcdonalds next to the hippodrome in Vichi is pretty nice?

  • @joshlaws439
    @joshlaws4395 ай бұрын

    Keep up the good work 🎉

  • @AndrewVonManstein
    @AndrewVonManstein5 ай бұрын

    As a Colombian it is always exciting to see one of my favorite Heart of Iron 4 players play with my country

  • @jaa6786
    @jaa67865 ай бұрын

    Great video

  • @saltvault8943
    @saltvault89435 ай бұрын

    I tried to cheese the hell out of this achievement to get it, admittedly it was harder than doing it normally like this

  • @Girellgirell
    @Girellgirell5 ай бұрын

    I love how u say “Cartagenia”

  • @Johans2000
    @Johans20005 ай бұрын

    Great video, but what mods/DLC do you use to revive bolivar's legacy or proclaming empires? I would like to try it

  • @44MagnumNA
    @44MagnumNA5 ай бұрын

    10:24 historically, that makes sense. Ecuador and Peru have been involved in multiple conflicts over how far east Ecuador's eastern borders were supposed to stretch, with a war erupting in 1941 over the dispute. Peru decisively emerged victorious after less than a month of fighting, but the two countries would go to war two more times in 1981 and 1995 before the dispute was finally settled in 1998 after mediation by Brazil, Argentina, and the United States.

  • @512TheWolf512
    @512TheWolf5125 ай бұрын

    I see Dave convinced you to build roads first, eh?

  • @t3badas
    @t3badas5 ай бұрын

    I don't know if you tried this but it's more effective to have your ships on convoy escort to defend your troops from submarines during invasions. your ships won't join fights your transports are in when they are on naval invasion support, as they are focused on giving shore bombardment over saving the actual troops. in practice you only need a few heavy ships on invasion support as they are what actually gives you shore bombardment, the rest of the fleet is doing nothing there unless you get ambushed during your invasion by their main fleet, though their main fleet will prioritize actual "battles" first that their submarines are in, over killing your heavy ships. TLDR; you need more than invasion support for your invasions.

  • @FuelDropforthewin
    @FuelDropforthewin5 ай бұрын

    A world tour of grand theft navy. You love to see it.

  • @tudor7746
    @tudor77464 ай бұрын

    Finally A to Z is back 🔥🔥🔥

  • @KingdomOfHungary1936
    @KingdomOfHungary19365 ай бұрын

    @Bitt3rSteel Have You Done Any Acheivements As Iran Yet? If Not This Will Be Greatly Appreciated

  • @MundaneThingsBackwards
    @MundaneThingsBackwards5 ай бұрын

    Wait a minute, isn't this the easier way to get the achievement since dedicating so much to your navy (including research if you want to make them useful) is such a waste? Fun playthrough regardless. =P

  • @klemklemius5091
    @klemklemius50915 ай бұрын

    New year? Bro lives in the future 😎

  • @thebourrin67
    @thebourrin675 ай бұрын

    Great work!!! A new Kingdom of France in the mod Kaiserreich plzzzzzz 🥳

  • @irenaliecia4849
    @irenaliecia48495 ай бұрын

    I completely missed the part where I was supposed to start justifying on Panama, that naval invasion setup took me by surprise

  • @ilmansmajic7682
    @ilmansmajic76824 ай бұрын

    Hello Bitt3rSteel can you please tell me when you create an army of 24 divisions which divisons do you put in that army

  • @marvsky4845
    @marvsky48455 ай бұрын

    Was not expecting an upload at this hour

  • @zulpi2103

    @zulpi2103

    5 ай бұрын

    It's noon, so it doesn't seem weird

  • @KokenyRichard

    @KokenyRichard

    5 ай бұрын

    Me either, he said new year but it's only the 30th of december.

  • @zulpi2103

    @zulpi2103

    5 ай бұрын

    @@KokenyRichard Guess he assumed it would take longer to edit

  • @KokenyRichard

    @KokenyRichard

    5 ай бұрын

    @@zulpi2103 Yea I thought the same... Anyways Happy New Year in 2 days😁

  • @H3LLGHA5T
    @H3LLGHA5T5 ай бұрын

    Damn, Bitt3rsteel is time traveling

  • @freddykalas7054
    @freddykalas70545 ай бұрын

    love the jojo and futu rama meme's bitter steel

  • @sprites75
    @sprites755 ай бұрын

    being able to steal those allows you to end before .. 1948, i think it took me this long to build these from scratch

  • @541primetime9
    @541primetime95 ай бұрын

    Can’t wait for the Baltic countries to

  • @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest
    @ChatGPT_ChatbotTest5 ай бұрын

    I WANT THE RAT- oh wait wrong channel

  • @Madmuli

    @Madmuli

    5 ай бұрын

    hahaha XD

  • @jonastheswede6256
    @jonastheswede62565 ай бұрын

    I would like to see a vichy France game play.

  • @zachdrago8130
    @zachdrago81305 ай бұрын

    I don’t know if I am just deaf or something but has he cursed before in his videos? “Basic bitch infantry” caught me off guard lol

  • @joskarifinaukr6503
    @joskarifinaukr65035 ай бұрын

    Passage through the canal is dependent on ownership of the canal province, but as long as you're not at war with the US then you should be fine to cross. It may also be a special case where whoever owns Panama also has access to the canal, but I haven't done enough with South American countries to know that for sure. If you ever do annex the canal or the Suez, for example, never grant ownership of that province to a puppet. The AI will blow up the canal if enemy units come too near the province, often in situations where the canal itself is not threatened.

  • @easyco778
    @easyco7785 ай бұрын

    "Romania joined the allies? But this is historical?" Says the leader of the newly formed Boliviar Empire currently invading Vichy France

  • @JokerzLabz-vn8cp
    @JokerzLabz-vn8cp4 ай бұрын

    20:10 “Romania joined the Allies? What? This is supposed to be historical!” Colombia currently invading France 😅

  • @Tiwaryakash720
    @Tiwaryakash7205 ай бұрын

    Please do a ultimate historical uk

  • @GOGPlays
    @GOGPlays4 ай бұрын

    I love how you say Cartagena lol.

  • @ryangoslingofficialfr
    @ryangoslingofficialfr4 ай бұрын

    can you please do a tutorial video for napoleonic france? i always struggle to defeat germany

  • @upbeatfuzzball271
    @upbeatfuzzball2715 ай бұрын

    I have learned that Dover is the easiest British port to naval invade because they have no divisions on it 80% of the time and if they do they don’t really try to stop you

  • @adriangaber9176
    @adriangaber91764 ай бұрын

    I wish if they did something with South America cuz there is so much potential there

  • @_zeux
    @_zeux5 ай бұрын

    i once tried playing colombia and left at like the end of 1936 because it takes so long to flip ideologies for me

  • @hugoiwata
    @hugoiwata5 ай бұрын

    It is a little difficult to sail home to Bolivia

  • @humongousman9848
    @humongousman98485 ай бұрын

    Quick question why did you justify against the UK when you could’ve joined the axis war and jump in when you’re ready? Maybe I missed something cause I’m tired

  • @sebastiancesar17-10
    @sebastiancesar17-105 ай бұрын

    Good morning, good video, can you make a video of Peru? 🙀

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    Yes I can

  • @guvamoment914
    @guvamoment9145 ай бұрын

    I have a slight suspicion that bittersteel is a futurama fan

  • @lpnew695
    @lpnew6954 ай бұрын

    How many tries you needed for that intro? :D

  • @zionmolina3039
    @zionmolina30395 ай бұрын

    It took me years to realize this achievement is a take on the song by famous Columbian music artist Shakira. Fun fact: She sang These Hips don't Lie at the 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa.

  • @Deadly-Fortniter
    @Deadly-Fortniter4 ай бұрын

    i want to know how to send you a disaster save

  • @user-dn3hc9sy5n
    @user-dn3hc9sy5n5 ай бұрын

    I just started playing this game and I can’t get Italy to stop screwing up my games

  • @calelretro5207
    @calelretro52075 ай бұрын

    The comunist leader of colombia has a economist trait so its better flip comunist at least I prefer this away

  • @kaptan_davuk
    @kaptan_davuk5 ай бұрын

    Peru is probably the best choice to form gran Columbia, unless you're going for achievement or rp'ing.

  • @ww2info179
    @ww2info1794 ай бұрын

    How do you get the spy agencies and designing ships? because no matter what I do the game doesn't enable those options.

  • @Cl-l13F

    @Cl-l13F

    4 ай бұрын

    do u have la resistance and man the guns dlcs? those re 4th and 5th dlcs came. resistance gives you intelligence agencies and man the guns gives ship building and its parts.

  • @darkmaul2977
    @darkmaul29775 ай бұрын

    Helloo bitter! Could u do a run where Honduras go against all the other Spanish speakers country

  • @Cooking_With_Oscar
    @Cooking_With_Oscar5 ай бұрын

    Cool

  • @jmesonthesmasher3916
    @jmesonthesmasher39163 ай бұрын

    As a colombian I am thrilled

  • @Cl-l13F
    @Cl-l13F4 ай бұрын

    uh finally done it. can we please buff supply mechanics a bit, its almost ww1/train simulator at this point.

  • @jayqj4z50
    @jayqj4z505 ай бұрын

    He post, i click

  • @eruption_
    @eruption_5 ай бұрын

    I LOVE YOU BITT3RSTEEL

  • @leestone5356
    @leestone53565 ай бұрын

    Please do a cuba video iv been trying to do Cuba for mounths and failing miserably every time communist cuba

  • @abbelsiini
    @abbelsiini5 ай бұрын

    you can naval invade much better from the tile on top of amsterdam when you do that you only need naval supremacy in one place

  • @Bitt3rSteel

    @Bitt3rSteel

    5 ай бұрын

    The royal navy tends to spam the channel more than the other zones

  • @abbelsiini

    @abbelsiini

    5 ай бұрын

    @@Bitt3rSteel i didnt mean the channel if you do that you only need supremacy in the sea next to uk on the right side

  • @legionofrome2967
    @legionofrome29675 ай бұрын

    I got here at some point!

  • @thomasthurman7840
    @thomasthurman78405 ай бұрын

    Ecuador was on a Quito diet

  • @kb17_17
    @kb17_175 ай бұрын

    Can you please play with El Salvador ?

  • @rhystaylor851
    @rhystaylor8515 ай бұрын

    Imagine getting Case Anton-ed by Columbia

  • @vscgc3661
    @vscgc36615 ай бұрын

    Hi I am a noob at this game, could anyone tell me how you (or Bittersteel) avoided the guarentees by the US? I tried playing as argentina and got my guarentee removed after the first war.

  • @kyallokytty

    @kyallokytty

    5 ай бұрын

    did you join a faction? Joining faction removes your guarantee

  • @vscgc3661

    @vscgc3661

    5 ай бұрын

    Ah I created one, thanks for helping

  • @hirokitakei9272
    @hirokitakei92725 ай бұрын

    I'm kinda sad control + right click no longer acts as support attack, would make london encirclement strat perfect !

  • @quaker2636

    @quaker2636

    5 ай бұрын

    It does though. It just turns into a normal attack if there are no other divisions doing normal attacks

  • @Roketsune
    @Roketsune5 ай бұрын

    The "I bet you'd like to know. I bet you'd like to know indeed!" clip volume is too low. Also, I see you like Futurama a lot, just as I do!

  • 5 ай бұрын

    Peru always messes me up, thats why I mostly gave up on the achievement.

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain82045 ай бұрын

    Lore of A to Z: Colombia becomes a naval SUPERPOWER! Momentum 100

  • @NexusGaming857
    @NexusGaming8575 ай бұрын

    If you think about it, Peru will be the best one to form Gran Colombia due to its additional cores.

  • @samuelgamingyt3832
    @samuelgamingyt38325 ай бұрын

    🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @Corvusfromcentaura
    @Corvusfromcentaura2 ай бұрын

    Why do i love to make my germany a naval superpower

  • @upi556
    @upi5565 ай бұрын

    I need drug cartel focus tree

  • @user-rh9qt6pk1c
    @user-rh9qt6pk1c5 ай бұрын

    WTF? He speaks from the Future? How IS IT possible 😯

  • @R_TERRA916
    @R_TERRA9165 ай бұрын

    Mmm...yes Ongezellig

  • @-_ultimate_-1447
    @-_ultimate_-14475 ай бұрын

    Cavalry only tannu tuva

  • @StefanoImperial
    @StefanoImperial4 ай бұрын

    Don't You dear to leave this serie

  • @sahilhossain8204
    @sahilhossain82045 ай бұрын

    Ah yes the resurgence of grand Columbia 🇨🇴🇪🇨🇵🇦🇻🇪 🗿👌😎👍

  • @willi_hd910
    @willi_hd9105 ай бұрын

    23:15

  • @nerdcorner5838
    @nerdcorner58385 ай бұрын

    Since the US guarantees all these countries, why aren't they involved in the fight?

  • @nick_duck69
    @nick_duck695 ай бұрын

    Mighty C A R T A G E Ñ A

  • @yuzhuocao5663
    @yuzhuocao56635 ай бұрын

    Not hitting USA early?

  • @Randybobandy12345
    @Randybobandy123455 ай бұрын

    Tu eres chingon

  • @matnorris8
    @matnorris85 ай бұрын

    Make Colombia Gran Again

  • @bozoproductions6096
    @bozoproductions60965 ай бұрын

    The answer to why for you would be for better content. Would've loved to have seen you conquer the world and the video feels incomplete without it.

  • @oodaangel9079
    @oodaangel90795 ай бұрын

    Vene-sue-ela You said Vene-thue-la

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