Shakespeare:*talks to a woman* Woman:*rolls her eyes* Shakespeare: this must be what women do when they think someone is hot

@mesonandsarena

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@firehawk5962

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 жыл бұрын

A true Shakespearean romance.

@nickkonkle541

3 жыл бұрын

"she is so into me"

@Ansh77K

3 жыл бұрын

C: can't tell

*"a solid 30 minutes of useless information"* Schools: Those are rookie numbers

@watchoutitsoceanman6540

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@jaeger4000

3 жыл бұрын

KZread: 30 min of useless info School: solid 12 years of useless info

@allftw2677

3 жыл бұрын

True , *sips tea with an overly sacrcasticly serious face whilst looking at tablet* True true Okay maybe that was too much

@noahmitchell4696

2 жыл бұрын

HAHA

@jimmyjohn272

2 жыл бұрын

Do you watch Gray still plays 😂

The amount of this I actually absorb and end up telling other people is startling.

@Dizma_Music

10 ай бұрын

Rabbits can’t vomit!!! 😱

@jovetj

5 ай бұрын

It takes me 10 minutes to walk down to my local pub, but 35 minutes to walk home. The difference is staggering.

@ashtoncullinan5946

4 ай бұрын

Bro I still tell people about the world’s longest bench and it’s been over 3 years.

I've been falling asleep to these, keep my brain engaged enough to not wander off to bad thoughts but also not intently focused

@JoeMcVideo

7 ай бұрын

Good idea

@brontewcat

2 ай бұрын

Excellent idea (after having had a night of almost no sleep)

@fantasmedits681

Ай бұрын

Same here

@marionpeebles3836

Ай бұрын

I was trying that but I live in Springfield mo. Lots of weird weather facts but so confused because it seemed incomplete after 10 minutes it bugged me so much I had to roll over and start again To find I hadn’t missed a thing it was just a statement of temperature.

At least It doesn’t last 5 hours and I’m not forced to remember it because there’s gonna be a test about it.

@agustinvenegas5238

3 жыл бұрын

ain't that the realest thing i've seen today

@Xedrie

3 жыл бұрын

*Relatable*

@millermiller3439

3 жыл бұрын

Where is school 5 hours instead of 7?

@steveminecraft4364

3 жыл бұрын

5 hours? We get 7

@Jackgalaga

3 жыл бұрын

yeah imagine that, it would have no reason!

Teacher - “Now remember everyone there will be a test on this later”

@reapingbennefits

2 жыл бұрын

@@charlzker why though lol

@BlackLegVinesmokeSanji

2 жыл бұрын

Me ugh can you repeat the vidio

@NotRainbowOfTheLego

2 жыл бұрын

Then proceeds to have different questions that we also didnt study for

@Blue_Salamander8

2 жыл бұрын

@@NotRainbowOfTheLego I had a teacher who did that one time in 8th grade. We had one question from a book we read. The book we read however, was the shortened version and didn’t include the moment it referenced. The teacher than proceeded to instead of say, get rid of the question, he told us the answer ONCE and then proceeded to put the question on the FINAL EXAM!

@hi_im_bored527

2 жыл бұрын

@@Blue_Salamander8 that’s just sad

a man once tried to mail a 40 ton building across utah because of tax rates in 1917 and was made illegal to mail any type of building across any where

Potato and bacon are not coconut. I waited a lifetime for such truly information

I feel like I’ve learned so much but at the same time I’ve learned nothing

@MetaITurtle

2 жыл бұрын

Its somthing to spark conversation with

@blank14800

2 жыл бұрын

So same as schools huh?

@Echo-qk7vc

2 жыл бұрын

@@blank14800 lmao

@norahanley3000

2 жыл бұрын

to much like school 💀

@Beastw1ck

2 жыл бұрын

Me spending any time on the internet

Now do "A solid 12 years of useless information" and now you made school free for every student watching

@cookiehawk

3 жыл бұрын

;-;

@allftw2677

3 жыл бұрын

@@pufflepoint hahahhahahahahah IT IS

@flylogan2954

2 жыл бұрын

And the best comment award goes too...

@aleks3203

2 жыл бұрын

underated comment

@xray8876

2 жыл бұрын

13*

You forgot to mention my favourite bit! The Beatles' LOTR movie was turned down by Tolkein himself, due to having lived three doors down from them in 1964. He described the sounds of them practising as "indescribable", which I'm sure is a very evocative term for a writer of his calibre.

As someone who loves being a fountain of useless knowledge, I vibe with this!

@HexaByte.

8 ай бұрын

i am the same way 🤣

@DogloverTravis

5 ай бұрын

“A potato and bacon are not coconuts”

@bobmiller7502

4 ай бұрын

@@DogloverTravis we live and leaarn everyday travis, who would of thought, NOT coconuts, crazy man,,

@DogloverTravis

4 ай бұрын

@@bobmiller7502 sure is crazy

“The patent for the fire hydrant was destroyed in a fire” I r o n y

@maqasafarli5541

2 жыл бұрын

More like Firony

@craigmccune6066

2 жыл бұрын

@@maqasafarli5541 Shut

@mr.mystery6429

2 жыл бұрын

@@craigmccune6066 no u

@mr.mystery6429

2 жыл бұрын

@William Lake no u no u no u no u

@hydrolito

2 жыл бұрын

Some body somewhere should of had a receipt for it.

"Charlie Chaplin once entered a look alike contest of himself, and lost." Not only that, but he lost SPECTACULARLY. There was about 40 competitors, and he came 27TH. Lmao

@mattconrald1673

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@unicornpotato0751

2 жыл бұрын

I love that

@nicominard1631

2 жыл бұрын

imagine not looking enough like yourself

@Geoooooooooo

2 жыл бұрын

@@staralul I Googled before making the comment

@queenandcorgis

2 жыл бұрын

Dolly parton lost too 😂

how the heck can a backwards marathon world record be faster than the normal marathon world record?

@TeamTORG

Жыл бұрын

Its a half marathon

@jamesnaile3661

Ай бұрын

Wouldn't a backwards marathoner be 2.62 miles?

So the cost of gas in 2009 sent me down a little rabbit hole on gas prices vs oil prices. I get that there are other expenses beyond the cost of crude, but why is the cost of gas in 2023 around double what it was in 2009, while the WTI index is within a few dollars? It's corporate greed. That's it.

I love how this whole thing is delivered with a tone of moderated aggression.

@TiffanyWeiland

2 жыл бұрын

It's because he has a leaky ceiling, I'm guessing.

@chapsm.7334

2 жыл бұрын

@@TiffanyWeiland Genius!

@bailey6517

2 жыл бұрын

@@TiffanyWeiland oh hey tiffany is that one guy’s middle name i guess i did actually learn something

@OmniaViridis

2 жыл бұрын

Always

@thepudge6953

2 жыл бұрын

You watched this whole thing

Austin you can't just keep one-upping yourself like this 2029: A solid day of useless information

@theharoldsshow

3 жыл бұрын

2050: A Solid Week of Useless Information

@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth

3 жыл бұрын

2070: All Information.

@MrKaju01

3 жыл бұрын

2100: All Useless Information about The Afterlife (REAL EXPERIENCE)

@shelvacu

3 жыл бұрын

2035: The world record for the longest string of useless information is this video, clocking in at 45 hours, 20 minutes, and 20 seconds.

@chase1069

3 жыл бұрын

2077 A solid year of information on the 2020 game made about this year

You questioned the popularity of these videos. Your narration is engaging and enthusiastic. The video is interesting and keeps the pace very well while not being busy or difficult to track. These really are a delight to watch. They're the "comic strips" of art, really. It's fun and easily accessible entertainment that is very well done. And you should know that the popularity of these have brought you to the attention of people like me, who rarely use KZread for anything but listening to music.

Tomatoes are fruits, and yet 1:31 "Tomatoes are the official "vegetable" of New Jersey. I just CAN'T be the only one to have caught that.

I love how he started this series out of spite and is now spiteful that its popular

@fdsajfldaskjf

3 жыл бұрын

He’s evolving. Just -backwards- sideways.

@badeugenecops4741

2 жыл бұрын

Spite, it's underrated.

@HPBgirl

2 жыл бұрын

Oh forreal? How come?

@Bunkerdwarfputin

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 Larry David opened up a spite store (coffee shop) on Curb Your Enthusiasm... ...and it backfired on him too! 😆

@sylvie395

2 жыл бұрын

@@HPBgirl I think he’s spiteful about it’s success bc all of his other videos take so much effort and hours of editing to make but we keep asking for videos about useless information which takes no effort at all and is super easy to do.

I’m on vacation so this is as productive as it gets

@bingus516

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Carny4020

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh same

@brianrivera7889

3 жыл бұрын

Wut u work as

@GameyGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hey _me too lol_

@Rainkit

3 жыл бұрын

I just got my wisdom teeth pulled so this is a welcome distraction

Sir this is hands down my favorite video on KZread. You knocked it out of the park.

I rewatch all these videos when I’m sick, currently can’t eat solid food so this is a very mind numbing way to disassociate. Thank you very much sir.

"asthma causes kids to miss 10 million school days every year" me who knows there's only 365 days in a year:

@llkg9

2 жыл бұрын

Kids: who feel like there are 10 million days in the school year

@insiidioux

2 жыл бұрын

Get this to 365 likes

@vixy2321

2 жыл бұрын

When I read that the video said that and It was so perfectly timed

@NoThankUBeQuiet

2 жыл бұрын

@@llkg9 Definitely not there's like 170 or something. I don't actually know but it's around that

@llkg9

2 жыл бұрын

@@NoThankUBeQuiet Thank you for clarifying. I thought there were actually 10 million. So it's NOT going to take 59k years for my kids to graduate? 🤣

"Honey does not spoil" - That's actually some useful info.

@PuhlReshaped

3 жыл бұрын

Redo the video with new info

@jlotrujillo

3 жыл бұрын

Honey is also the only thing we humans eat that is produced by an insect.

@Chagooo

3 жыл бұрын

@@jlotrujillo nah I eat beetle shit

@EspeonMistress00

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that was common knowledge?

@TheRealFluffy88

3 жыл бұрын

i mean it’s common knowledge tho

My roommate was fixated on hand washing his dishes, saying it saves water. I nearly lost my mind because there was still food stuck to pans and shit too he just sucked at hand washing.

OMG this is freaking Brilliant. I can't remember 1 of your statements but this kept my attention untill it was finished. Great stuff.

I just wasted 30 minutes of my day hearing things I’m gonna never remember and I’m proud

@nick_leitch

2 жыл бұрын

Honey can’t spoil and polar bears are left handed, the only ones I can remember

@JonatasAdoM

2 жыл бұрын

Better than 70% of what we consume daily to be honest

@imillusion492

2 жыл бұрын

I do this at school every day but i never feel proud

@galaxymaster4526

2 жыл бұрын

Same bro

@HouseofEvilNexusRule

2 жыл бұрын

It's not 30 minutes wasted if I speed it up to 2x :3

AustinMcConnell: "a solid 30 minutes of useless information" Schools: ".. Pathetic"

@thatboyakira4202

3 жыл бұрын

"How about 12 years?"

@thatboyakira4202

3 жыл бұрын

@@a.t.4527 r/iamverysmart

@dogmania2892

3 жыл бұрын

@@thatboyakira4202 I mean, he was just doing a calculation. r/iamverysmart is usually used for people acting smug and using big words, sometimes incorrectly.

@thatboyakira4202

3 жыл бұрын

@@dogmania2892 so... what should I do? I dont use reddit to much so...

@penpen5528

3 жыл бұрын

@@a.t.4527 I respect your commitment and I don’t wanna bother checking

6:35 ‘potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut’ best fact of the video hands down

This is far and away one of the best videos on the platform

"Potatoes and bacon share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" I can't man...

@danielmyslivec8926

3 жыл бұрын

time?

@isaacdanoob2434

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielmyslivec8926 6:35

@collinbagwell7900

3 жыл бұрын

He isn't wrong though.

@hbxit1888

3 жыл бұрын

.

@shinjisan2015

3 жыл бұрын

that one got me too.... wh...wa.... wu... what? ROFLMAO

"Potatoes and Bacon both share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" Thanks for the clarification

@jan_harald

3 жыл бұрын

they also share that with most humans...

@user___name2468

3 жыл бұрын

@@jan_harald nah im a coconut

@sharkdogs

3 жыл бұрын

I'll be honest, I was looking for this comment

@gracefvl.

3 жыл бұрын

@@user___name2468 really? Im a sammich

@inkamacron

3 жыл бұрын

@@gracefvl. Really? I’m a squid.

I usually scroll past this series on my home page, however now i'm tipsy with nowhere to go in a hotel room what perfect timing for this!

Sunday. Severe bachake. I so needed this. Thank you.

“Rabbits not being able to vomit” that is an extremely important thing to know for bunny owners!

@relser187

2 жыл бұрын

That makes me wonder if there are scientists who SPECIFICALLY run tests to see if certain animals can vomit…

@catchara1496

2 жыл бұрын

@@relser187 yes, and rats also can’t

@Bumblexo

2 жыл бұрын

Neither can horses

@galenicalhoover6508

2 жыл бұрын

@@catchara1496 Temple University School of Pharmacy pharmacology lab last demonstration was feeding a bunny an oral lethal dose of nicotine. It was horrific. Two different kinds of seizures the last one so bad the bunny broke its own back. We were told at the time that bunnies unlike humans cannot vomit up a poison. Why was this demonstration done? To get our attention. Make no mistakes because stuff like this will happen to our human patients. In my 40 years of practice, if I ever have ANY doubt about a prescription, IT DOES NOT GET FILLED. I have thrown away thousands of dollars worth of compounds because I had doubt about how it was made. I remember that damn bunny like it was yesterday.

@neey3832

2 жыл бұрын

not exactly, if rabbits did vomit, it wouldn't change anything

Sequel Idea: 30 minutes of productive things you _could_ be doing right now.

@crispycroissantgamer346

3 жыл бұрын

sounds like a good april fools vid

@thesovietunion9542

3 жыл бұрын

hahha

@RobbieSOT

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesovietunion9542 it's them!!!

@yourloveofmemes9698

3 жыл бұрын

Why must you mock me in this way

@shhhh6174

3 жыл бұрын

Hey no ok listen I do not come here to BE PRODUCTIVE NO

I just find your smooth deadpan delivery relaxing. Better than ASMR for resting. Sadly no tingles.

This video was the exact length it took for me to do a mind numbingly boring computer training course. Having it on in the background made it not an awful experience.

"Honey does not spoil." This is useful.

@kcasc_hd

2 жыл бұрын

Roasted Wolly mamoth trunk in honey crust. The newest ingredient are the spices everything else is 4000-40000 years old

@JonatasAdoM

2 жыл бұрын

Because it is bad to begin with ; )

@KOYORIDE

2 жыл бұрын

Oh. I guess this isn't the video I was looking for. Thanks.

@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741

2 жыл бұрын

Repent to Jesus Christ!!!! “When anxiety was great within me, your consolation brought me joy.” ‭‭Psalms‬ ‭94:19‬ ‭NIV‬‬

@Chuckf66

2 жыл бұрын

@@repentoryouwilllikewiseper8741 HAIL SATAN! 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈 😈

“There’s so many productive things you could be doing” well it’s my lunch break and I’m eating soup

@aperson8847

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@doritomuncher_429

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@JimmysLimeadeStand

3 жыл бұрын

Soup

@simeonclegg1576

3 жыл бұрын

soup

@sunimod1895

3 жыл бұрын

Salad

how am I just now finding this??!!?? I LOVE IT!!❤

"A solid 30 minutes of useless information" "This video is sponsored by square space" 😂

If you REALLY think about it, school is just like this except *sixteen times longer*

@eall2356

3 жыл бұрын

16 thousand*

@Onioncake

3 жыл бұрын

That makes it 13 hours then •-•

@dragonballgacha

3 жыл бұрын

@@Onioncake It's the school day combined with how long it takes to finish homework

@tookay4ever

3 жыл бұрын

And broken up into 6 different subjects like jeopardy but at the end we have to pay 100k to get the answer to final jeopardy from college

@_curiouscat

3 жыл бұрын

Omg. You’re right

“A solid 30 minutes of extreme trivia questions you will need to know at game night” Fixed your title

@big4head381

2 жыл бұрын

I chuckled Emotions are nice

@Sansibit

2 жыл бұрын

@@big4head381 same

@sadistfurret4205

2 жыл бұрын

Like i would actually remember that

@dannydevitosdogscousin2370

2 жыл бұрын

haha, im on a trivia team and im watching these to "study"

wow. this video has really enlightened me. before, i never knew that bacon and potatoes were not coconuts, but now i do.

Thanks for giving me the last 20 questions of my Quizbowl game for school.

When he gets to 8 hours, he should just name the video “school”

@phoenixwrong2493

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, 11 years

@rycrafter616

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@patrykdabrowski1788

3 жыл бұрын

*C H L O R O P H Y L*

@denny5776

3 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixwrong2493 nah 1.5 - 2 decades

@denny5776

3 жыл бұрын

@@patrykdabrowski1788 P Y T H A G O R E A N T H E O R E M

"Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes" It's a fact

@taelim6599

2 жыл бұрын

Together, we can put an end to this.

@kecreeper6595

2 жыл бұрын

@@taelim6599 i'd rather not 😳

@InsaniumZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@kecreeper6595 Haha

@veljkoangelovski5349

2 жыл бұрын

oh my god..... this changes everything......

@gigachad69000

2 жыл бұрын

Love your pfp lol haven't seen that in a while

More of these, please!!!

This was FANTASTIC!

His FBI agent must be so confused with his search history

@ItalianCountryball11

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

I like how the fire hydrant’s patent was destroyed in a fire.

@lilgaymarker

2 жыл бұрын

you became the very thing you swore to destroy (or the other way around, i dunno)

@jeffthebass6212

2 жыл бұрын

@@lilgaymarker you got destroyed by the very thing you swore to destroy

@TalesGrimm

2 жыл бұрын

The fire was trying to save itself lol

@capapofa

2 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@lukemimnagh4185

2 жыл бұрын

@ insert name, must resist the urge to like

I think my favorite part was the drone going around in circles as Austin said all 40 names, the footage almost felt like what you see in a "Continue?" screen of Soul Calibur or Tekken.

Keep them coming!!

Of course the letters T H E would be the most used in the Nancy Drew series

@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721

3 жыл бұрын

I guess that mystery is solved.

@whirlwind872

3 жыл бұрын

I was wondering why H was used so much.

@urishitapawar

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't really get the joke, could you please explain it to me? 😅

@jonathansmith1281

3 жыл бұрын

@@urishitapawar The letters T, H, and E spell the word "the" which is used in most (if not all) of the book titles.

@urishitapawar

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathansmith1281 Ohhhhhhhh 😮 Got it, thanks a lot for telling! 😁🤍🤎

Austin: “30 minutes of useless information.” Schools: *that’s insultingly low.*

@_justice570

3 жыл бұрын

mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

@bearbear-hf7cn

3 жыл бұрын

@@_justice570 we separate kids using right brain from the left brain

@matthew_wagner813

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah this was only half of a normal class time school reccomends that but eight times more (6 periods) Yes, we watch this pretty much 8 times a school day.

@captainjackpugh6050

3 жыл бұрын

@Xedx No

@the-anhpham3364

3 жыл бұрын

just wait a decade he'll get to 6 hours eventually

I have no idea what I was expecting but this is better that whatever my expectations for a video with this title would ever be There is interesting facts and useless facts that are arranged in a way that i stay engaged the whole video

“It is of course better to know useless things than to know nothing.” by Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Imagine if all colors were named after fruits. “My favorite color is banana”

@OmegaTheSillyWolf

3 жыл бұрын

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PLUM (the purple ones, not the pinkish red ones lol)

@etakambient2670

3 жыл бұрын

blueberry

@WouldntULikeToKnow.

3 жыл бұрын

My favorite color is Granny Smith apples

@Jaydee-wd7wr

3 жыл бұрын

@@OmegaTheSillyWolf, Instantly exposed the flaw with this system.

@OmegaTheSillyWolf

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jaydee-wd7wr lol true. Maybe our established system should stay in place

this is like having a conversation with my grandpa

@chriswebster24

2 жыл бұрын

He sounds interesting and wise. You’re very lucky to have him as your grandpa. Obviously, none of us will be around forever, but he’s older than you are, so be sure to enjoy him as much as you can, and to appreciate having him in your life, and be sure that he knows how much you do. I wish I’d taken that advice while I still could. You still can, so take advantage of it.

@rp.630

2 жыл бұрын

@@chriswebster24 wow

@Snarl_Marx

2 жыл бұрын

This is like having a conversation with myself.

@bellautopia818

2 жыл бұрын

What's your grandpa's number? x I'm 😋🤗🤔😹😹😹...but forrealzies...🤔🙏🤔🤗💋💜💜💜💜💜

@bellautopia818

2 жыл бұрын

@@chriswebster24 thank you for speaking the same language comedy and wisdom and love go hand in hand 🤗💋💜💜💜💜💜💜🙏

Just found this. What a hoot! Great to listen to while doing puzzles.

less than 30 seconds in and you solved an argument I previously had between me and my friends

_"911, what is your emergency?"_ - _"Yes, hello. There's a man, standing in a field... reading off popular baby names from the 50ies, while a drone circles him! COME QUICK!"_

@ellie.bowers.

3 жыл бұрын

I feel I should comment

@darth_shadow7924

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl Karens might be the only ones that has an ability to do this reason: Intruding on Private Property most presumably

@frankzhang866

3 жыл бұрын

*italic*"miss in mot sure that qualifies as an emergency.

@philtarpehdixon7441

3 жыл бұрын

Stay where you are. Do not try to confront him yourself. Bolt your doors and keep everything secure indoors. We would love to come, but there is a real crime going on somewhere and he is not black.

@lillyw2695

3 жыл бұрын

that is the worst spelling of "the 50s" i have ever read. thank you.

6:35 "Potatoes and bacon serve a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" GENIUS who could've thought

@kngsvg8201

2 жыл бұрын

that sht cracked me up 😂😂

@stevenstewart3414

2 жыл бұрын

Ergo, since neither potatoes nor bacon migrate, coconuts do.

@51hankyspanky7

2 жыл бұрын

I've always wondered about that.

@ashemgold

2 жыл бұрын

Cannot argue with that!

@arfansthename

2 жыл бұрын

Everything in this universe is either a coconut or not

All I am saying is.... These videos are wayyyy better than ASMR and always put me right to sleep :))))

I never realized how much I hated useless information until I watched this. Your deadpan yet “disappointed in humanity” type of narration is exactly the vibe that fits a video like this.

*This video is 31 minutes and 50 seconds.* So 1 minute and 50 seconds of it can possibly be the meaning of life. And we didn’t even know it.

@ujha4915

3 жыл бұрын

🤔

@familyguyclips966

3 жыл бұрын

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm indeed

@ghastlyghandi4301

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just the intro and the outro and nothing else.

@glumbortango7182

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghastlyghandi4301 the word possibly is doing most of the work there

@thatboi1927

3 жыл бұрын

True

As a histopathologist, the fact that my field of work being the number one piece of useless information hit me in the feels 😭 😭

@soldier1913

Жыл бұрын

Damn

@sugarkane1571

Жыл бұрын

I’m sure it’s a very important study, but for non-medical students we just see every subcategory of medicine as “medical studies”

@glittergrapefruit5843

Жыл бұрын

what course did you study to become a histopathologist? Also is it a good/ fun job I'm really interested in it!

@jakubcejka9109

Жыл бұрын

Skill issue

@antoninbourdin163

Жыл бұрын

@@glittergrapefruit5843 it's a great job

I was surprised by the sales of CDs and vinyls fact not because vinyls are more popular again but because I didn’t realise that CDs were already available in the 80s

I assure you that eye-rolling had a "negative connotation" WELL before the 1980's! I was born in 1958, and, as early as kindergarten, an eye-roll toward either Mom or Dad would earn me a slap. They would say, "Don't you roll your eyes at me, young man!" It took a lot of discipline to curtail my eye-rolling activities! I'm sure any senior watching this video would absolutely concur with me. Facts that you get out of a book somewhere can't hold a candle to actual experience!

"Fire hydrant original patent destroyed by fire" "You have become the very thing you swore to destroy"

@The-Blue-Knight

3 жыл бұрын

You underestimate my fire resistance

@n0us.

3 жыл бұрын

ironic...

@HasekuraIsuna

3 жыл бұрын

Last year a fire station in my country was badly damage by, you guessed it, a fire.

"Did you do it?" "Yes." "What did it cost?" "30 Minutes."

@ananditasaxena8022

3 жыл бұрын

you have summoned the marvel fandom

@cheekybastard1018

3 жыл бұрын

So did I 😂 It may be useless information, but it’s not boring.

@Wolf_runner12

3 жыл бұрын

People why are u watching this? Are you like being fed with horseshiatttt? Smash a dislike, he just made $ and waste your time!

@ziadayoub2405

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wolf_runner12 WE BROUGHT THIS ON TO OUR SELFS, WE CHOSE TO WATCH AND HONESTLY, NO REGRETS

@aaronleoxylive852

3 жыл бұрын

@@Wolf_runner12 He did warn us. He isn't the one to blame for, for "wasting our time". To be honest, it's our own fault that we clicked on this video. It's our own choice whether to watch this video, and to click off this video. To blame someone that posted a video and telling their viewers that they wasted their time is a dumb reason to hate on their actions.

I did not know I needed this today 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Why can't I stop watching this! I'm on my fourth video! This is the most useless information EVER! I love it lol! Nice work, I'm subscribing lol

"The average person consumes 3 bottles of ketchup a year" *Worriedly looks at my second bottle for this month*

@iceran9622

3 жыл бұрын

And on stark contrast here I am, who hasn’t consumed a single drop of ketchup in the last 3 years. You can enjoy your 2 to 3 bottles a month I’ll make the average stay the same

@janoslegyenfennajanoshegyen

3 жыл бұрын

In the eyes of statistics, if you go hunting, and miss a deer with 3 inches to the left, then 3 inches to the right, you shot the deer

@whirlwind872

3 жыл бұрын

@@iceran9622 anti ketchup gang let's go

@bruce4139

3 жыл бұрын

Dont worry my mom doesnt eat any ketchup

@natestickeler924

3 жыл бұрын

@@whirlwind872 Yes, I hate ketchup.

“I should get out of here before they call the cops” Who walks into their garden to see a random person saying common names whilst a drone is spinning around them

@Yiehh

3 жыл бұрын

E

@Yiehh

3 жыл бұрын

E

@asdkfjsldkf

3 жыл бұрын

E

@metalsapka5428

3 жыл бұрын

no matter where i look i always see u

@HeidenLam

3 жыл бұрын

@@metalsapka5428 F

bro we need an 3/4th of an hour of useless info, i love it, who knows maybe we will get to "12 hours of useless information", im glad to watch it in school at least its half

This is officially one of my fav KZread videos

Fun fact: There is a player on the Italian National Football team named Kevin Lasagna

@SharpBritannia

3 жыл бұрын

Thats the most italian thing ever

@no-life4438

3 жыл бұрын

Why did this make me laugh so hard

@Nisky1999

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@nowarmannocry9151

3 жыл бұрын

On a similar note, Mussolini's great grandson Romano plays as a right winger for Lazio

@arq2565

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

"Potatoes and Bacon both share a commonality in that neither of them is a coconut" *OH REALLY*

@bribri7872

3 жыл бұрын

I am also not a coconut .... *or am I*

@J.Millhouse

3 жыл бұрын

@@wramg You and I are not really coconuts... or ARE we?? *theme music plays

@mrlel1873

3 жыл бұрын

HHAAHAHAHAH this fucking killed me

@xandi8756

3 жыл бұрын

can i get a time stanp

@hazmat2823

3 жыл бұрын

It does say useless information...

This is fabulous. Thanks

I’m hoping that the more I watch these, the more that will get stuck in my head

His voice was so full of joy while saying: "Strawberrys have up to 200 seeds"

@lukassyversen

3 жыл бұрын

Damn why no spoileralert😭😭😭

@NicoZombie23

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukassyversen why you looking in the comments before watching the whole video if you dont want spoilers wtf

@lukassyversen

3 жыл бұрын

@@NicoZombie23 hahah you were the comment that came up when i opened the vid

@lukassyversen

3 жыл бұрын

@@NicoZombie23 was also a joke, not really a problem to get things spoiled given how useless information this is hahah

"Most people lose about 30% of their taste buds while flying in an airplane" So THAT'S the deal with airline food...

@GogiRegion

2 жыл бұрын

You joke, but that’s actually where that comes from. Food tastes weird on a plane because of the pressure, so it’s enough of a universal experience to make a good joke.

@xiro6

2 жыл бұрын

its caused by the extreme low humidity. Also its believed the constant noise also contributes to it.

@Firstthunder

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Science people say the funniest stuff.

@gn8ce

2 жыл бұрын

UR JUST AN HATER OF AIRLINE FOOD! I WILL RAGE BECAUSE IT IS SO TASTY IN FACT I STOLE AN AIRLINES CAFE FOOD ANDMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YUMMY YUMMY

@fifilulu5999

2 жыл бұрын

@@gn8ce was that a joke, or are you the joke?

I'm programming a simple flash cards game, I ran out of questions to ask but I think this will help me lot!

Wow that fact about shuffling cards is amazing

"I dont know how to play our taxes but I know that rabbits dont vomit"

@AllenFreemanMediaGuru

2 жыл бұрын

Playing your taxes is more fun than paying them

@ashbrehmeyer3949

2 жыл бұрын

horses don't vomit either

@MrPizzaeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2 жыл бұрын

@DEEJMASTER 333 same

@raleo7466

2 жыл бұрын

Pigeons don't have a sense of fullness so they may die due to overeating. Also, some birds have to swallow and vomit rocks to help with digestion

Fun fact: I once upset my grandmother as a kid because she wanted to go up the Empire State Building but I am deathly afraid of heights so we didn’t go

@fortepiano1196

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@maxjohnson1448

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@stevenmcboi3252

3 жыл бұрын

Ok

@alyssaooo2671

3 жыл бұрын

very fun fact, i love that fact

@TheFagerlund

3 жыл бұрын

ok

I hate studying in silence and music is distracting so thank you for this

you should make another 30 minute long video of useless information, this is very enjoyable!

I like how this series started as a banal middle finger to one asshole commenter and now it’s one of the most popular series on the channel. It’s truly an inspiration

@tepotatopugstarwars3040

3 жыл бұрын

An inspiration to what be an a hole commenter so KZreadrs get ideas for good videos?

"there are so many productive things you could be doing right now" Bitch im learning

@unicorncupcakies

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluzare learning at 1am in the morning is a great way to learn actually i think

@jessisveryswag

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluzare 6 in the morning for me for some reason ??

I would totally listen to this while driving.

OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH!! I WAS KIDNAPPED AND THE GUY WOULD ONLY LET ME GO IF I KNEW THE TEMPERATURE OF Springfield, MO, USA, on 2/1/11 TUE (5:55am)

I physically nodded when he said "Still here?" as if to get him to get on with it and dispense me my useless facts.

@Krankify

3 жыл бұрын

I did that "frown smile" thing people do, then said "yup" and laughed as if he was right here ._.

@jml6263

3 жыл бұрын

@BLVGaming / Y1000 nods

"the colour orange is named after the fruit, not the other way round" he says while holding a mandarin

@kevinnathanielesquibel9143

3 жыл бұрын

Guava

@Chris_Cross

3 жыл бұрын

And the fruit is named after the plant.

@thecynth3820

3 жыл бұрын

Forgot where I heard this (maybe QI), but Austin is wrong, apparently it orginally came from the tree (I think)

@douglasparkinson4123

3 жыл бұрын

mandarin, orange, satsuma, its all just dimpled orange spheres

@sebastianoleary2743

3 жыл бұрын

@@thecynth3820 the fruit was named after the tree then the color was named after the fruit.

The most likely scenario with the camera you mentioned is probably a lot less foggy if you look at it like this. What I think probably happened, is that they did a limited release market test somewhere that was fairly quiet and far away from large cities, and the test went poorly, hence the scrapped idea. If the statistics you see don't match what you would expect in a small sample size, sometimes companies jump the gun.

Can I just say that the Squarespace segue takeout was absolutely incredible!