A Slug Destroyed a Massive Business

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This is the greatest slug of All Time

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  • @iamdjnam
    @iamdjnam4 жыл бұрын

    That slug be like “I’m your fuckle huckleberry”

  • @TheLastHylianTitan

    @TheLastHylianTitan

    4 жыл бұрын

    Platinum Garage “I’m your fuckle huckleberry.” - Ancient Slug Proverb

  • @theanarcho-luthierist2882

    @theanarcho-luthierist2882

    4 жыл бұрын

    hey! hes a surfer and this is his land...

  • @bigman489

    @bigman489

    4 жыл бұрын

    Platinum Garage Short piece of shit get off my land.

  • @mattiexo

    @mattiexo

    4 жыл бұрын

    😭😂

  • @Space_C0wb0y420

    @Space_C0wb0y420

    4 жыл бұрын

    “Say when.” -slug

  • @barrettfromal5687
    @barrettfromal56874 жыл бұрын

    We need to hear the slugs side but he’s been a salted

  • @elchewbacco

    @elchewbacco

    4 жыл бұрын

    Awful. Have a thumbs up

  • @vtubercinema

    @vtubercinema

    4 жыл бұрын

    wassup

  • @buffgorilla4948

    @buffgorilla4948

    4 жыл бұрын

    A-salted

  • @GingyyFPS

    @GingyyFPS

    4 жыл бұрын

    Stolen flushed away joke but good input. Take my thumbs

  • @bobsponge3462

    @bobsponge3462

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just imagine a normal guy just commenting and suddenly he gets in his email a bag of human thumbs and they're all thumbs up.

  • @RemixBloke
    @RemixBloke4 жыл бұрын

    As an Australian, it's great to see other countries discovering how shit ACA is.

  • @agentsmith3874

    @agentsmith3874

    4 жыл бұрын

    it's one of the only shows that don't report on fucking political bullshit to rile up the stinking masses 24/7

  • @aa898246

    @aa898246

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@agentsmith3874 i mean every channel in australia is owned by murdoch or is state media so its not like their opinions vary much

  • @texrex2848

    @texrex2848

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oath

  • @liamwest472

    @liamwest472

    4 жыл бұрын

    True. They rarely provide unbiased views and make articles about nothing

  • @JourneyToTheCage

    @JourneyToTheCage

    4 жыл бұрын

    Agent Smith I mean that’s exactly what they do but for boomers

  • @Jacobrd9
    @Jacobrd94 жыл бұрын

    For the people who aren’t in Australia. This show is supposed to be a professional news channel

  • @nicholasphillpotts3804

    @nicholasphillpotts3804

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nightmare Strawberry Chic yep

  • @calamitysangfroid2407

    @calamitysangfroid2407

    4 жыл бұрын

    that's why our prime minister decided to leave the country while it was in a national crisis; even devastating fires are a laugh when you're the most aussie in oz

  • @forgemaster1492

    @forgemaster1492

    4 жыл бұрын

    I love Aussie culture. Not giving a single shit. I would move there if I didn’t give a shit about spiders and scorpions and the fear of waking up to a kangaroo staring at me through my window

  • @confusedaf1112

    @confusedaf1112

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@forgemaster1492 lmaoo

  • @SirDankleberry

    @SirDankleberry

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hellmark Channel *Shitpost

  • @nemesis041
    @nemesis0414 жыл бұрын

    Let's be real though, the *true* highlight of this video was the donation message at 5:07.

  • @sapien537

    @sapien537

    4 жыл бұрын

    My peepee goes like spspspspspspspspspspspsp

  • @Symora

    @Symora

    4 жыл бұрын

    his giggle makes my peepee do that

  • @allmightoneforall1338

    @allmightoneforall1338

    4 жыл бұрын

    What about 6:15?

  • @nachosNipples

    @nachosNipples

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nemesis 041 just so i know i'm not trippin, that's what he was laughing at, right?

  • @nachosNipples

    @nachosNipples

    4 жыл бұрын

    Allmightoneforall13 3 dick gave out n shit

  • @spudd5832
    @spudd58323 жыл бұрын

    5:07 to the person who sent in that dono, just know that 1 year later I am still thinking about you. Fly free, peepee man, fly free.

  • @meatypop6384

    @meatypop6384

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you still thinking of them

  • @TehSeksyManz

    @TehSeksyManz

    2 ай бұрын

    I am ​@@meatypop6384

  • @JFresh25

    @JFresh25

    2 ай бұрын

    Are you still thinking of them??

  • @novastanswhitneyhouston

    @novastanswhitneyhouston

    2 ай бұрын

    still?

  • @thepope1126
    @thepope11264 жыл бұрын

    Exactly why I hate slugs, a classy respectful snail would never dare do something so harsh

  • @andrewlukkuz369

    @andrewlukkuz369

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tell it like it is, Franny

  • @ramengod5768

    @ramengod5768

    4 жыл бұрын

    They are taking out jobs and destroying our homes

  • @LoverLikeNoOther

    @LoverLikeNoOther

    4 жыл бұрын

    A slug stole my wife !

  • @Mtyhdude360

    @Mtyhdude360

    4 жыл бұрын

    fuck you

  • @thepope1126

    @thepope1126

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@LoverLikeNoOther we need to start a rebellion!

  • @xfhEgo
    @xfhEgo4 жыл бұрын

    Gamer: “Man believes he can fly by using a rocket launcher” ACA: Write that down! Write that down!

  • @imlatetoschool

    @imlatetoschool

    4 жыл бұрын

    @It’sBasho _ rocket riding in fortnite

  • @sneakysnake7695

    @sneakysnake7695

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@imlatetoschool originally in TF2 but yeah fortnite as well

  • @FineCurry

    @FineCurry

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@sneakysnake7695 originally in Quake but yeah TF2 as well

  • @sneakysnake7695

    @sneakysnake7695

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@FineCurry lmao

  • @dankmemes2354

    @dankmemes2354

    4 жыл бұрын

    elaine krouse porn website watch out bios it’s not safe for a lone crusader

  • @thegiantranger.
    @thegiantranger.4 жыл бұрын

    Inside Edition: Chaotic Good A Current Affair: Chaotic Evil

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    whats up ranger

  • @thegiantranger.

    @thegiantranger.

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrDankTM what's good my guy

  • @paynezerfaust4282

    @paynezerfaust4282

    4 жыл бұрын

    A fellow DandD player I see...

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@thegiantranger. just chillen bro

  • @cracklasco

    @cracklasco

    4 жыл бұрын

    Slug: Chaotic chaos

  • @handwriting8804
    @handwriting88044 жыл бұрын

    "We wanted to show this to our kids and our grandkids" kids and grandkids: literally do not care and would rather be anywhere else.

  • @ckbs1

    @ckbs1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Amen

  • @chosentonessournotes

    @chosentonessournotes

    4 жыл бұрын

    kellen menkveld Absolutely. People don’t realize that other people don’t care about their memories as much as they do. We’re all extremely selfish and will only reminisce after the person is dead.

  • @bonkbonk4070

    @bonkbonk4070

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chosentonessournotes and that's the way it should be 😤👍🏻

  • @thiscommonsinkt3367

    @thiscommonsinkt3367

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chosentonessournotes Preach my Nigga Preach...

  • @flamo2666

    @flamo2666

    4 жыл бұрын

    Chris Handsome are you trying to tell me that, me not caring about my parent’s wedding video is being selfish? I’m sorry but that’s not it that’s just a bad way to view humanity. “We’re all selfish”

  • @austinbleyaert9100
    @austinbleyaert91004 жыл бұрын

    "..my peepee sounds like skskskskskskskksksks" im still crying from that

  • @austinthrowsstuff
    @austinthrowsstuff3 жыл бұрын

    That pee pee donation was one of the only times I’ve laughed out loud haha

  • @chyaboi11
    @chyaboi114 жыл бұрын

    *Someone gets a bad haircut* ACA: Get that! Get that now!

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    whats up epic

  • @skillwaffles9858

    @skillwaffles9858

    4 жыл бұрын

    Write that down, Write that down!

  • @Raizoken0

    @Raizoken0

    4 жыл бұрын

    This format is overused at not funny.

  • @greenlink445

    @greenlink445

    4 жыл бұрын

    *THE MOTIVES*

  • @iolacola

    @iolacola

    3 жыл бұрын

    *Shameless ACA 'journalist' chases hairdresser for 3 hours*

  • @BIOHAZARDXXXX
    @BIOHAZARDXXXX4 жыл бұрын

    Thought the title said "A Massive slug destroyed a business" at first lol

  • @JayV27

    @JayV27

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too

  • @agentsmith3874

    @agentsmith3874

    4 жыл бұрын

    i clicked because i thought it said "slut"

  • @residentflamingo115

    @residentflamingo115

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@agentsmith3874 😐

  • @caffienatedtactician
    @caffienatedtactician4 жыл бұрын

    4:45 the photographer looks like he's 14. I can't imagine he had a good portfolio, either. For something like your wedding, you can't just choose the cheapest option 🙄

  • @SkelmarMc

    @SkelmarMc

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wordup, didnt they check his past videos ahha. Just sound like idiots to me

  • @jishkhamal9902

    @jishkhamal9902

    4 жыл бұрын

    Fr you get whatyu pay for. And it wasnt even tht bad just shaky af lol

  • @soldatwalmart9515

    @soldatwalmart9515

    4 жыл бұрын

    Obviously racism

  • @dat_cats4354

    @dat_cats4354

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@soldatwalmart9515 what

  • @DanielAlves-xe4om

    @DanielAlves-xe4om

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@soldatwalmart9515 can’t tell if joking, or if you’re actually serious?

  • @leftnut9358
    @leftnut93584 жыл бұрын

    hey Charlie, I once met a man on counter strike over 5 years ago claiming to be you. he and I were friends for a while, despite knowing he was lying. ever since the day he sent me a picture of himself dressed up in a cow costume, I can't stop watching your content. I will forever be in debt to him, as he brought me to you. my favorite KZreadr. thank you Charlie, thank you so much.

  • @porodaxthepunted7582

    @porodaxthepunted7582

    3 жыл бұрын

    You still friends

  • @mame9562

    @mame9562

    2 жыл бұрын

    Turns out it actually was Charlie.

  • @Hiro04

    @Hiro04

    2 жыл бұрын

    That sounds funny

  • @KompetenteEnte

    @KompetenteEnte

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mame9562 that comment was so predictable

  • @Concerned_Custodian

    @Concerned_Custodian

    2 жыл бұрын

    You still friends?

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access
    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access4 жыл бұрын

    Dang hopefully slugs won't destroy my forest

  • @pup1030

    @pup1030

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Juan Cortez Muro shut your entire mouth

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    sup bigfoot i saw u b4

  • @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

    @Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access

    4 жыл бұрын

    @McLarenBMW yeah I thought it was funny how many times you replied that to me before you got it to go through

  • @darrellcovello7917

    @darrellcovello7917

    4 жыл бұрын

    I didn't know Bigfoot had a KZread account. Nature is so majestic

  • @krepler

    @krepler

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just do your best to keep them away from your psilocybin mushrooms.

  • @chyaboi11
    @chyaboi114 жыл бұрын

    Fun fact: Slugs don't have teeth. Instead, they have an organ called radula which is composed of thousands of miniature protrusions that facilitate grinding of food. Slugs have two pairs of retractable tentacles on top of the head which can be shortened.

  • @tamil8108

    @tamil8108

    4 жыл бұрын

    I learned that in a hentai.

  • @spartanforce7

    @spartanforce7

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is that what those are? Vety interesting, I thought they were eyestalks.

  • @regularbloke2117

    @regularbloke2117

    3 жыл бұрын

    My dumbass read that as "miniature prostitution".

  • @olivia7782

    @olivia7782

    2 жыл бұрын

    That was a fun fact, thank you!

  • @DaveCS103
    @DaveCS1034 жыл бұрын

    Interview: “talks to slug” what is your name sir? Slug: My name is your worst enemy

  • @samblackstone3400

    @samblackstone3400

    4 жыл бұрын

    Slug: "I'm your fuckle huckleberry"

  • @Raizoken0

    @Raizoken0

    4 жыл бұрын

    This format is overused at not funny.

  • @greedyraccoon22

    @greedyraccoon22

    4 жыл бұрын

    RealMentalist everyone:True

  • @mattakudesu

    @mattakudesu

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Raizoken0 depends, lots of new people watch these videos all the time so the joke may be new to them because they haven't scrolled down the 3k+ comments and seen the same joke 80 times.

  • @DaveCS103

    @DaveCS103

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@samblackstone3400 I used this once

  • @Kneeco69
    @Kneeco694 жыл бұрын

    I'm so sick of these double standards, if it was a ladybug no would care.

  • @jadenkarpoff9158

    @jadenkarpoff9158

    4 жыл бұрын

    Slugs are adorable honestly. It’s not like it’s a roach or cricket or something gross and especially filthy like that; slugs mostly keep to themselves and as long as they don’t get into food storage, who cares?

  • @revolvingworld2676

    @revolvingworld2676

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jadenkarpoff9158 My salt canister has something to say about that. Im kidding though ive never seen a slug in my house.

  • @jadenkarpoff9158

    @jadenkarpoff9158

    4 жыл бұрын

    RevolvingWorld Nor have I, but what the hell is it going to do to me even if it gets in? They don’t have the erratic movement or disgusting waste of crickets moths flies and roaches, and they don’t have the danger of spiders scorpions bees and wasps. They also don’t come in the numbers or cause the damage of ants. They’re just small blobby cows with cute eyestalks, mushy suction mouths for sucking up tiny microorganisms, and slimy stomachs that they use to slowly slither around. Actually tbh I personally am more nervous around ladybugs than slugs (I know I shouldn’t be but I just can’t help it) because of their kind of erratic movement, smaller size, which makes them hard to track, and ability to fly and land on any part of me. Caterpillars are in a similar harmless cute vein as slugs tho, and mantises rarely fly, especially towards you, which combined with their size, harmlessness, and general badassery makes them fine in my book too.

  • @bongwaterbaptist

    @bongwaterbaptist

    4 жыл бұрын

    Jaden Karpoff ok and?

  • @sharedmemories3729

    @sharedmemories3729

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@jadenkarpoff9158 yeah I'm down with rolly pollies, slugs, snails, ladybugs, butterflies, moths, and some others, they're nice. I don't see a lot of praying mantis though but I saw a giant gold one on my dad's car one time, it was crazy looking

  • @mensla2249
    @mensla22494 жыл бұрын

    Top 10 Most Wanted Criminals: 1. Slug

  • @Irondragon1945

    @Irondragon1945

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who are the other 9?

  • @kianbeese

    @kianbeese

    4 жыл бұрын

    slug

  • @mensla2249

    @mensla2249

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Irondragon1945 the less you know, the better

  • @Irondragon1945

    @Irondragon1945

    4 жыл бұрын

    _oh no_

  • @thezec

    @thezec

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Irondragon1945 slug

  • @deltathecomic4765
    @deltathecomic47654 жыл бұрын

    Charlie’s genuine laugh is so adorable.

  • @johnmcmarston7926
    @johnmcmarston79262 жыл бұрын

    The snail desguised himself as a slug and collapsed the building with but a single touch

  • @kryptgmd
    @kryptgmd4 жыл бұрын

    I’m honestly very proud of you all. There’s no “I’m about to end this man’s whole career,” jokes here.

  • @egorsdeimos3523

    @egorsdeimos3523

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m about to end this comments career

  • @endmylife4526

    @endmylife4526

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm about to end this replies career

  • @Coldness.1308

    @Coldness.1308

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m about to

  • @explosion1704

    @explosion1704

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm about

  • @jiffy6969

    @jiffy6969

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm

  • @chyaboi11
    @chyaboi114 жыл бұрын

    The slug was hired by the CIA

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    sup epic

  • @chyaboi11

    @chyaboi11

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrDankTM I'm sorry but do I know you? You're not apart of the CIA are you?

  • @gay.mer9328

    @gay.mer9328

    4 жыл бұрын

    ASIO*

  • @Fresh_Biscuits

    @Fresh_Biscuits

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chyaboi11 hes a spammer

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    ALIEPIC11 Just bored kind sir

  • @lonelysquare9565
    @lonelysquare95654 жыл бұрын

    Pufferfish minding his own buisness eating a carrot: euegh A Current Affair: write that down!

  • @yeet-jy4cz

    @yeet-jy4cz

    4 жыл бұрын

    🥕🐡

  • @primal44

    @primal44

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lonely Square it was cooked I’m pretty sure sadly

  • @misseslola8755

    @misseslola8755

    4 жыл бұрын

    It was murdered

  • @xxxonamemestreak8082

    @xxxonamemestreak8082

    4 жыл бұрын

    🥕 🐡 augh

  • @dakotagist7526

    @dakotagist7526

    4 жыл бұрын

    XXXONAMEMESTREAK found your KZread lol, posting on if nigga

  • @phameful.
    @phameful.4 жыл бұрын

    5:07 This actually cracked me up 😂

  • @katiem9128
    @katiem91284 жыл бұрын

    *sees A Current Affair as an Australian* "No, NO! NOT THIS!"

  • @broskydoodle6697
    @broskydoodle66974 жыл бұрын

    Slug: *I'm about to do what's called a pro gamer move*

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations4 жыл бұрын

    The Common Starling: _Finally, a worthy opponent_

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    sup jiren

  • @jovialseraph2oh7

    @jovialseraph2oh7

    4 жыл бұрын

    JODisHere nice stream

  • @table2392

    @table2392

    4 жыл бұрын

    You know I've been seeing you around and I gotta say, 10/10 comments, unlike Justin Y you actually crack me up.

  • @sirwahthemonke

    @sirwahthemonke

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrDankTM fuck off. Are you the new justin y?

  • @albozz_fx

    @albozz_fx

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrDankTM sup dead channel

  • @tree48203
    @tree482033 жыл бұрын

    The ACA is the news equivalent of what you say to your mum when she asks how your day was at school

  • @MOODMIKE
    @MOODMIKE4 жыл бұрын

    Imagine the thought process... "that fucking restaurant" *looks down at slug* ... "bingo"

  • @BigEazy-xj4rq
    @BigEazy-xj4rq4 жыл бұрын

    Today we will be discussing SCP-701 (The Slug) object class: Safe Special Containment Procedures: SCP-701 is to be kept in a acrylic aquarium that is 12 in x 6 in x 12 in, that should be supplied regularly with fresh vegetables and occasionally a slice of orange coated with peprica. With efficient means to a hide for when the need to rest arises. One (1) armed personnel with level 3 clearance is to be stationed at SCP-701's containment area at all times, following incident report 701-16-Alpha. Description: SCP-701 is at first glance a non anomalous Slug that is 3 in" in length, and 1.5 in" width. That's orange in coloration with black spots that fade to various different shades of orange inside the spots. SCP-701 behaves like a normal slug, but the mucus trail that it leaves behind has been shown to immediately heal any scratchs that have recently been acquired, and any past ones that are present will disappear leaving the subjects skin appearing as if it was nevered injured at all. How it accomplishes this is unknown, further more the mucus trail has also been seen to seep into a subjects skin where after 24 hours any current diseases or illnesses the subject has had will no longer be present in the subject, even temporarily removing any allergies that the subject is currently afflicted with (ex: anyone who is allergic to peanut butter or cats). However there are limits as to what this mucus that SCP-701 leaves behind can heal, any recently fractured or broken bones will remain as is, an amputated limb will remain amputated, and Cancer will be unaffected despite 24 hours passing by. Recently tests have shown that if SCP-701 consumes a specific vegetable it's mucus, can take on a unique healing property (ex: eating a carrot allows it to restore the vision of any eyes that were blinded, though anyone born blind will remain blind). A number of attempts have been made to collect the mucus of SCP-701 but each attempt has resulted in failure. When collected for 3.14 seconds mucus will turn to a black sludge, that smells as described by foundation staff "a bar of soap festering in the [Expunged] of a warthog". Test have been made to see if black sludge can still heal any injuries, but have resulted in black sludge making injuries worse than what they were (ex: turning small scratchs Into full on gashs as if subject has been shanked or stabbed). To view test of SCP-701 see Addendum 701-E. Addendum 701-E:

  • @McKeelix

    @McKeelix

    4 жыл бұрын

    The funny thing about this is that snail and slug slime is actually a pretty good topical applicant for cuts and burns, since it is designed to keep in moisture and keep out bacteria. Some people think it’s also a good anti-aging cream, though people will say that about anything, so uh, take that with a grain of [redacted]...

  • @BigEazy-xj4rq

    @BigEazy-xj4rq

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dickless Mic I did not know that, that is actually intresting. I wanted to keep going, but I was kinda fearing hitting the limit to how long a comment could be.

  • @zombietwitch

    @zombietwitch

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dickless Mic better keep it redacted, it’ll kill the poor bastard.

  • @logboi8849
    @logboi88494 жыл бұрын

    “My name is your worst nightmare” -slug

  • @Ascertivus
    @Ascertivus2 жыл бұрын

    5:27 The tame version of “WOOO! Yeah, baby! That’s what I’ve been waiting for!”

  • @Winsane
    @Winsane4 жыл бұрын

    Yo cr1tikal, could you turn on captions when you watch videos? Sometimes it's impossible to hear what's being said when you're talking at the same time!

  • @lejigglyqueenteemo6029

    @lejigglyqueenteemo6029

    4 жыл бұрын

    lol seriously I’m rewinding like...”DAMMIT”

  • @Tsukino1011

    @Tsukino1011

    4 жыл бұрын

    Winsane I mean you can just watch the videos yourself without his reaction if you care that much?

  • @tamil8108

    @tamil8108

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Tsukino1011 the fuck is the point of that? I just wish whoever that guy with the hair would stop talking so I can hear the video.

  • @getgot5322

    @getgot5322

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@tamil8108 Have you thought of just, I don't know, watching the original video?

  • @tamil8108

    @tamil8108

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@getgot5322 Wha..? Fuck no, I want to watch it free off this weeping Jesus guy whie I bounce on my boys D!

  • @user-vr8wl3rs6i
    @user-vr8wl3rs6i4 жыл бұрын

    5:09 me calling my cat

  • @oogabooga9424

    @oogabooga9424

    4 жыл бұрын

    This cracked me up lmao

  • @vtubercinema

    @vtubercinema

    4 жыл бұрын

    meow meow meow

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X4 жыл бұрын

    Turning a cheap old dumpster into a pool is actually pretty brilliant. Cement for an underground pool is expensive, and all you need to do is power wash the inside and add a liner, drill a hole or two for a pool filter. An old shipping container would be better though, those things are huge and once the bolts and handles used to move them wear down they're sold for scrap steel or refurbished.

  • @dubmusic8507
    @dubmusic85074 жыл бұрын

    I did that donation message! I’m so glad it made it into a video. Thanks Charlie :)

  • @robert1990robert
    @robert1990robert2 жыл бұрын

    the "Jetfuel can't melt slugs" made me laugh so hard. xD

  • @chai4224
    @chai42244 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Charlie: _Jet fuel can't melt slugs_

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    sup jupiter

  • @chai4224

    @chai4224

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrDankTM whats up 👀

  • @Gankstomper

    @Gankstomper

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank your for posting the laziest and least funny meme in existence. I enjoyed seeing it for the 433,721st time.

  • @Gankstomper

    @Gankstomper

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chai4224 No, it's not. You posted it to try and get likes, and you're now lying about using it ironically since you got called out for it. You're the tard for posting that regardless of irony.

  • @0liver243

    @0liver243

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Gankstomper jesus

  • @zub1839
    @zub18392 жыл бұрын

    this hasn't aged too well...

  • @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen
    @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen4 жыл бұрын

    Cockroaches and rats: Exterminator Slug: Business ruined

  • @Raizoken0

    @Raizoken0

    4 жыл бұрын

    This format is overused at not funny.

  • @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen

    @Smitty_Werbluntjaegermanjensen

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Raizoken0 You're at not funny

  • @Raizoken0

    @Raizoken0

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dang you are right

  • @jacksonlarson6099
    @jacksonlarson60994 жыл бұрын

    "Hook, line, and stinker. They slugged 'em." Now if that isn't brilliant crime thriller writing, I don't know what is.

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick46444 жыл бұрын

    *Photoshops tissue out** "The slug did 9/11"

  • @probablysomeboringperson
    @probablysomeboringperson4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Me: *checking every 7 minutes for a new upload from penguinz0*

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    sup grey

  • @Brandonqc

    @Brandonqc

    4 жыл бұрын

    JODisHere sup you gayaass kid

  • @jetjazz05
    @jetjazz054 жыл бұрын

    Charlie you know exactly how and why this is possible. Right here in Tampa a cop was busted for planting evidence... it's called promotion. You snitch on enough people in a bureaucracy and you slip right up that ladder.

  • @Shadowhawkdark
    @Shadowhawkdark4 жыл бұрын

    Instead of being assassinated, the slug was a'salted.

  • @abdulamhede2874
    @abdulamhede28744 жыл бұрын

    -Slug at Court- Judge: I sentence you to the salt shaker Edit: damn thanks

  • @steps2psychosis

    @steps2psychosis

    4 жыл бұрын

    Slug children weeping in the background...

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    tactical noob

  • @justanotherperson7774

    @justanotherperson7774

    4 жыл бұрын

    *_The council has decided your fate_*

  • @oshkiv4684

    @oshkiv4684

    4 жыл бұрын

    *I sentence you to edgy 12 year old*

  • @dankmemes2354

    @dankmemes2354

    4 жыл бұрын

    elaine krouse unholy site here, gather the crusaders

  • @finnbodkin4165
    @finnbodkin41654 жыл бұрын

    I was sitting with a mouthful of saliva then I laughed and drooled all over my underwear because I was sitting on the toilet.

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    whats up finn

  • @makhailhagins3722

    @makhailhagins3722

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for sharing finn

  • @brazyy2k695

    @brazyy2k695

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yum. My penis likes. Don’t forget to slap that wet thing on my face.

  • @iwantmykidssusan4941

    @iwantmykidssusan4941

    4 жыл бұрын

    Drizzy YT okay buddy that was too much

  • @colewygans1278

    @colewygans1278

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you for this valuable information

  • @sychonautica8344
    @sychonautica8344 Жыл бұрын

    This is how you complete Slug Menace in REAL LIFE.

  • @backwardsbandit8094
    @backwardsbandit80944 жыл бұрын

    I went to this KZread channel yesterday out of curiosity after seeing your video of you browsing through it and I watched this story. So glad I can hear your take on it

  • @AustinLeftyMusic
    @AustinLeftyMusic4 жыл бұрын

    Slug: I'm about to end this whole man's career.

  • @sjsjsjwho8612
    @sjsjsjwho86124 жыл бұрын

    Pen: slug destroyer Me: ohh this again

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    sup ven

  • @miguelblasascensio6819

    @miguelblasascensio6819

    4 жыл бұрын

    JODisHere sup Joshua Ordell Doberry

  • @Zero-ry5lm
    @Zero-ry5lm4 жыл бұрын

    Breaking news: the slug that destroyed a business has killed itself although cameras malfunctioned.

  • @bobjokes6151

    @bobjokes6151

    3 жыл бұрын

    Slug did not salt itself

  • @lil_puddin
    @lil_puddin4 жыл бұрын

    Charlie wheeze-laughing is unexpectedly adorable and wholesome.

  • @patriot2741
    @patriot27414 жыл бұрын

    6:15 "Hees Dick"

  • @bruhmoment3466

    @bruhmoment3466

    4 жыл бұрын

    “finally gave out”

  • @lillasagna5487

    @lillasagna5487

    4 жыл бұрын

    Kek

  • @King.-Arthur

    @King.-Arthur

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was wondering if anyone would comment this

  • @eddvcr598
    @eddvcr5984 жыл бұрын

    They decided to ignore the slug’s body camera. Journalism with integrity is dead

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco4 жыл бұрын

    If jet fuel can't melt slugs, the military's gotta start making their damn jets out of slugs

  • @psykology9299
    @psykology92992 жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced that slugs and snails are secretly the fastest animals alive, you never see one coming it's just always like *bam* snail...

  • @cheese_friesman5990
    @cheese_friesman59904 жыл бұрын

    Just to let you know your amazingly hilarious

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    sup BigWeeb

  • @joenuts8312

    @joenuts8312

    4 жыл бұрын

    @Juan Cortez Muro Dont care, didn't ask

  • @cheese_friesman5990

    @cheese_friesman5990

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@MrDankTM I'm a little big

  • @sneakysnake7695

    @sneakysnake7695

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@joenuts8312 username and profile picture make that response even better

  • @KingdomOfApple

    @KingdomOfApple

    4 жыл бұрын

    Hey thanks man! You’re pretty cool too.

  • @jacksoncj4145
    @jacksoncj41454 жыл бұрын

    How tf did he post this while he streaming???

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    whats up jackson

  • @Ahnock

    @Ahnock

    4 жыл бұрын

    whats up JODisHere

  • @osamanbush6575

    @osamanbush6575

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ahnock who r u

  • @oqcli8488

    @oqcli8488

    4 жыл бұрын

    Scheduled upload maybe? Best guess I have

  • @TheGlob420

    @TheGlob420

    4 жыл бұрын

    im pretty sure you can schedule uploads

  • @RedLink27
    @RedLink274 жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of the time I worked at a farm for 8 months grinding potatoes to a pulp.. The owner's brother was upset that he didn't get his $45 for the work he did installing a door, so in a big 'fuck you', he literally took the door off the hinges and brought it home. The next day the building was freakin' full of insects and frogs.. Good times. Not to mention the several other health hazards that took way too long to fix. Mold on the walls, mushrooms growing on the floor, ungrounded and unprotected electrical equipment constantly getting soaked in water (you could feel a buzz every now and then), rotting potato sludge clogging the sewer, the list goes on..

  • @jjsamuelu1847
    @jjsamuelu18473 жыл бұрын

    Your reaction to us Aussies always gets me 😂

  • @zech6857
    @zech68574 жыл бұрын

    It must have been one of those slugs they fought in the Medieval times

  • @Maxllerrelic
    @Maxllerrelic4 жыл бұрын

    No one: Slug:im going to end this business whole career

  • @ASH-to2jo
    @ASH-to2jo4 жыл бұрын

    The slug’s just vibing. He don’t know he’s destroying people’s business!

  • @cracklasco
    @cracklasco4 жыл бұрын

    *sees slug "Is that the criminal? *That piece of shit."*

  • @slynoodle580
    @slynoodle5804 жыл бұрын

    4:54 that girls eyebrows on the left looking like a bootleg Nike logo

  • @joaquinfernandez1752
    @joaquinfernandez17524 жыл бұрын

    Blessed Charlie moment Blessed Charlie moment 5:10

  • @kidbogus3731
    @kidbogus37314 жыл бұрын

    Man I promis when i get a better job I owe you money for the amount of times you've lifted my mood

  • @gabrielcastillo4622
    @gabrielcastillo46223 жыл бұрын

    I like how there are these serious videos and he just tends to make jokes of it.

  • @imbackofthepack
    @imbackofthepack4 жыл бұрын

    Good onya for tackling Aussie tabloid journos, Cr1tikal

  • @GravyRave
    @GravyRave4 жыл бұрын

    Nobody: Not a single soul: 5:07:

  • @JohannR117

    @JohannR117

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao, thanks for this, makes me cackle every time 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bigboybob9995

    @bigboybob9995

    4 жыл бұрын

    Good one partner👊👊👊😂😂😂 Now thats a zinger

  • @jayzippo

    @jayzippo

    4 жыл бұрын

    I haven't laughed that much in a while ...

  • @iller3

    @iller3

    4 жыл бұрын

    g o t t e m

  • @nkman5947
    @nkman59474 жыл бұрын

    This gives a whole new meaning to Dumpster Diving

  • @therealko7013
    @therealko70132 жыл бұрын

    “We found a slug outside let’s use it “ “You’re a genius , but you’re fired “

  • @HellsJerome87
    @HellsJerome874 жыл бұрын

    Slugs are basically homeless snails. Change my mind.

  • @chasestanley2906

    @chasestanley2906

    4 жыл бұрын

    Snails shells are physically attached to their body, its not a fuckin crab

  • @rossdodds866

    @rossdodds866

    4 жыл бұрын

    Snails are just slugs with more junk in the trunk

  • @thegreycrusader

    @thegreycrusader

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chasestanley2906 you need to calm down *pulls out balloon baton* or else.

  • @daemongamingtv
    @daemongamingtv4 жыл бұрын

    The slug: *"My name is your worst enemy."*

  • @bomk1680
    @bomk16802 жыл бұрын

    “Jet fuel can’t melt slugs” that’s a good one lmao

  • @brutalstipes
    @brutalstipes4 жыл бұрын

    You are the only real person on this site left. I appreciate you and you shall be remembered in history books .

  • @DiamondButter
    @DiamondButter4 жыл бұрын

    6:13 His *whAT* gave out!?! *The pictures answer my question*

  • @solacolubrum3081

    @solacolubrum3081

    4 жыл бұрын

    His dick

  • 4 жыл бұрын

    5:09 that’s when you know your wife is cleaning that kitchen with passion

  • @jdimler4952
    @jdimler49524 жыл бұрын

    I love this guys videos I’m always crying with laughter during these videos

  • @Daresis
    @Daresis4 жыл бұрын

    This is why ACA is such a reliable and integral part of Australian investigative journalism.

  • @donchako3990
    @donchako39904 жыл бұрын

    I had to chuckle when the dude said so concerning "wheres the slide-in???"

  • @angrydoge1466
    @angrydoge14663 жыл бұрын

    5:09 favorite part

  • @againstthebrokennarrative
    @againstthebrokennarrative3 жыл бұрын

    This video is one of Charlie's classics... never gets old.

  • @braydenkaye4827
    @braydenkaye48274 жыл бұрын

    Please don't stop doing these I'm Australian and i can't get enough

  • @Lilxyq
    @Lilxyq4 жыл бұрын

    6:30 charlie never ceases to make me laugh

  • @IMGANNAKILLYOU
    @IMGANNAKILLYOU4 жыл бұрын

    God so many chapters to the epic slug arc. I think it was written better in the manga honestly but still, good!

  • @leonslaw5722
    @leonslaw57224 жыл бұрын

    It's good to see a news agency with some integrity

  • @isntduality
    @isntduality3 жыл бұрын

    the slug: *peace was never a option*

  • @whynow7020
    @whynow70204 жыл бұрын

    35 seconds ago posted? I am happy

  • @AUTERBOY
    @AUTERBOY4 жыл бұрын

    Now this is wholesome content 😂👌

  • @MrDankTM

    @MrDankTM

    4 жыл бұрын

    sup papa

  • @JZeez96
    @JZeez964 жыл бұрын

    0:51 Am I the only one who noticed how insanely perfect that woman's handwriting is!?

  • @lorencasey8932
    @lorencasey89324 жыл бұрын

    Charlie make my day better evry time I see a new video

  • @phelanpawly2507
    @phelanpawly25073 жыл бұрын

    That shit head council has destroyed a 40 year family business who predominantly employed people with special needs. It was the state government that ordered the slug to close the business. This business provided hospital meals to major city hospitals. The case is currently pending a court case and the business is set to be awarded tens of millions. They hope to reopen and re employ their old workers. This was a complete bastard act by the state government and it will possibly result in jail time for those involved.

  • @alinzelnan

    @alinzelnan

    Жыл бұрын

    Has it been resolved by now?

  • @phelanpawly2507

    @phelanpawly2507

    Жыл бұрын

    @@alinzelnan Ian Cook the principle of iCook foods is contesting novembers election and is direct opposition to Dan Andrew’s.

  • @alinzelnan

    @alinzelnan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@phelanpawly2507 Thanks, well I hope Ian Cook wins and really does something against the corruption there.

  • @Relek448
    @Relek4484 жыл бұрын

    "Life is simply unfair" "There are moments when a snail can make a world go extinct" A cookie for the one who gets the reference.

  • @thesomeone96

    @thesomeone96

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh shit I get the reference. Surprised to see that here.

  • @Relek448

    @Relek448

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@thesomeone96 yeah, it's kinda rare to find an opportunity to reference zero escape

  • @TheHolySemiColon

    @TheHolySemiColon

    4 жыл бұрын

    Came here to post this, good to see someone else with good taste

  • @doggiemaina11

    @doggiemaina11

    4 жыл бұрын

    Tfw when your childhood crush decides to risk lives for exacting revenge on someone killing her unless you save her.

  • @ElFlores1984
    @ElFlores19843 жыл бұрын

    The slug is maybe the *friends we made along the way*

  • @dullahan3650
    @dullahan36504 жыл бұрын

    Charlie has such a wholesome laugh I love it