“Girls don’t pvp” “This one does”. I don’t know why but the way he said that so frantically make me laugh.

@sunnyd9321

4 жыл бұрын

when was that

@rhett3185

4 жыл бұрын

@@sunnyd9321 45:30

@inferno1217

4 жыл бұрын

the fucking eyebrow movements

@sik3xploit

4 жыл бұрын

@@inferno1217 You make sure the chat notices and they will give him hell for a few minutes. Not to say they don't already give him hell the whole time...

@sweetgurl4623

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS ROLLIN WHEN I HEARD THAT

Asmon: What is this? F*ckin Alpaca collector? Doneire: ya, I love alpacas * Starts jumping with joy on the alpaca*

@peterdiaz8658

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@warcraftlake7

4 жыл бұрын

I loved the cloud serpents from mist and farmed them none stop.

@paulolacdo-o7614

4 жыл бұрын

That alpaca jump animation is darn cute though.

@alice_radio

4 жыл бұрын

asmon:ahtatatatatatatata

@kushpaladin

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulolacdo-o7614 typical girl mount

"Now look at you: hair all f*cked up, sitting there on a goddamn Riverbeast." I lost my shit on this.

"When your opponent starts helping you" 😂😂😂🤣🤣

No king rules forever my son.

@drizzy6302

4 жыл бұрын

My child

@1jamerton

4 жыл бұрын

@Pete Fish he can't win anymore?

@blacksunempire2878

4 жыл бұрын

Doneire to Asmon: "You are UNFIT to wear this crown!"

@wildjacks1

3 жыл бұрын

"Victory has defeated you."

@Aeg0r

3 жыл бұрын

@@drizzy6302 my son*

imagine been farmed by an alpaca's collector

@prunabluepepper

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe framed? 🦙

"I am getting farmed by alpacas." *insert Jimmy Neutron's meme here*

@kushpaladin

4 жыл бұрын

how do i insert memes? is that a new feature in the comments section?

All wow women everywhere in unison: Destroy him!!! Lol

@bananerna2601

4 жыл бұрын

@maont Women* Learn how to write you misogynic pig.

@syrienangel4137

4 жыл бұрын

@@bananerna2601 No its Wahmen

@LeagueofWut

4 жыл бұрын

@@bananerna2601 Misogynistic* he trolled you, then you trolled yourself, well done.

@bananerna2601

4 жыл бұрын

LeagueofWut Or did I?

@RedEarth20XDX

4 жыл бұрын

@@bananerna2601 yes?

*Plans to start farming mounts again* Couple weeks later: Still loses and has gained 0 mounts.

@SRaul10

4 жыл бұрын

Hes not even a collector at this point.

@chillpenguin8689

4 жыл бұрын

He’s not farming mounts anymore, he’s farming his viewers money KEKW

@Saurfang

4 жыл бұрын

Shunsha he didnt farm at all even i got some of the mounts that he don’t have and all i got is 100 mount he is just lazy

@shunsha8606

4 жыл бұрын

Raul Anything his stream can’t give him, he doesn’t have.

@robertomariani626

4 жыл бұрын

@@Saurfang He has a decent amount of mounts, and while getting free gold and free tcg isn't exactly deserving, I gave a look at his old raid kills and found some impressive stuff (on a single char), for example 222 onyxia kills, I got extremely unlucky and took me 251 across 17 chars, so he probably farms some stuff, just not at the same level as the top collectors, I didn't know about this girl, but niixten on ahn'qiraj eu and shaker on thrall us are extremely strong and spend a big part of an expansion having every single still obtainable mount, safe for any old removed one they might have missed. Also IF asmongold doesn't buy pvp carries (never checked) he seems to be particularly good at pvp and has a relatively high number of gladiator mounts compared to even the best collectors.

“Girls don’t pvp!” “THIS ONE DOES”

@goran2734

4 жыл бұрын

Made me laugh so hard. 45:30

@CrimsonRayne

3 жыл бұрын

The music was perfectly dramatic at that point

@alejandrorivas4585

3 жыл бұрын

Gigachad move

Asmongold: This mount is too hard, no one will have this its gonna wipe the group Asmongold on the same mount: One person out? How the hell does he not have this mount?!

@christiansplaysky3710

4 жыл бұрын

Thomas Dye because he’s lazy... he said so himself.

"Girls don't PvP" "THIS ONE DOES"

The Literal Mountless God

@tamarindu3903

4 жыл бұрын

Pepelaff

@cartmansnipples

4 жыл бұрын

eh, id say he's more metaphorical than literal. sounds cooler, though.

@FreedomAndPeaceOnly

4 жыл бұрын

He still placed 2nd. For someone lazy this is still godly.

@fractal_mind562

4 жыл бұрын

@@FreedomAndPeaceOnly He could never have placed lower than 2nd, did you even watch the video ?

THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME HE LOST TO A GIRL remember Maiyun? DONEIRE CAME BACK AND WON, SHE LOST AGAINST MAIYUN! Bro, she's good

@remy6384

4 жыл бұрын

:) Someone remembers me!

@laurenford3951

4 жыл бұрын

@@remy6384 it's you?!? yes, I remember you. Lol wtf

@Doneire

4 жыл бұрын

@@remy6384 I remember you

@remy6384

4 жыл бұрын

@@laurenford3951 Yes it is me! I got the random invite on my Shaman, Zora-Frostmane, but sadly the group was full. Would have easily won this event as well lol

@laurenford3951

4 жыл бұрын

@@Doneire wait wtf, it's you as well I'm so confused lol

Honestly, this was one of the best ones yet. "Dude, she's helping you"

Big Love Rocket, Asmon? Really? FFS, you SAW her get on that earlier, how would she lose it in the span of 20 minutes standing around

@zzzzzzzz3454

4 жыл бұрын

Lol, exactly I was about to comment that

45:30 I love his face when he realizes that she does a lot of PvP and thus has most of the PvP mounts

@TheUnone

3 жыл бұрын

nah those are honor lvl mounts

@FreeHugsVoldemort

Жыл бұрын

@@TheUnone ... Wich you get from pvp

"I'm not gonna get beat by a girl." famous last words

@ojomann1

3 жыл бұрын

Have at it, male chauvinists :D

She has 683 out of 766 mounts in the game. She is missing just 83 mounts.

Now I understand the rage of the guy who logged off when I exited the raid on clutch and said it was only my second try.

One for the ages and the record books.......

@bhappys

4 жыл бұрын

@Ярослав Л Ярик блять

@bojanmladenovski9682

4 жыл бұрын

@Ярослав Л no yesterday

First ,he lost to a girl in Achievement points and now he lost to a girl in Mount Competition. Clearly now girls are superior.

@raptoria48

4 жыл бұрын

Girls are catching up since they're now getting more interested in videogames

@crystalcherie2697

4 жыл бұрын

Ugh, *now*? Been playing mmos for over a decade. We've always been playing mmos. We just hide from creeps.

@nepals2409

4 жыл бұрын

Crystal Cherie yet no one knows who you are ?

@Lixark

3 жыл бұрын

@@raptoria48 ???? We've always been playing games, just hardly talk about it without unwanted attention, lmao.

@Sc0utSt

3 жыл бұрын

"what should we do with the one we call the no life"

28:44 "Shlong was taken" - casually walks away... :)

@UmamiPapi

3 жыл бұрын

You can tell that's his catchphrase. It was perfect.

53:40 bruh I laughed so hard when he just said "fuck you"xDDD

@TheUnone

3 жыл бұрын

and I was D: D: D:

i was there she had 107 more mounts than him she didnt just win easily but comfortably

>Thats soundless; you don't have that! ... Asmongold.Internallyscreaming. >... I know that.

@spascho

4 жыл бұрын

And the whole chat went: Mountless. lol

Zack this is such fun content. I'm loving your foray into KZread bro, keep up the good work

Always remember: you want something, there's always someone else who wants it more. Or in this case, someone who puts in more effort for the collection.

Everyone knows what mounts asmon doesn't have so they know what to get on lol.

@maxxwiersum4685

4 жыл бұрын

U think people would want to remember tho?

@seifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

4 жыл бұрын

@@maxxwiersum4685 Some people might just to show off in front of the stream.

@trashky2496

4 жыл бұрын

Maxx Wiersum believe me, people remember

@2ObelisK2

4 жыл бұрын

The true lord we used to praise had no such weakness, casualgold...

@trashky2496

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking Casual, Mountless

Dude: takes out a crab Asmon: TIGER!!!

@prunabluepepper

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he wanted to say tigercrab but somehow lost the words.

@shaggybaggums

4 жыл бұрын

The rare Sideways Tiger.

@TheUnone

3 жыл бұрын

Pepega Clap

"I'm not gonna get beat by a girl" - Famous last words.

"I cant just keep playing games and have fun" true words of an wow player

@Black_heartTTK

4 жыл бұрын

a*

41:19 "McConnel Help me out here." McConnel "You lost already" lol best moment of the stream!

She has 590 unique mounts.... absolute BEAST!

@hhattonaom9729

4 жыл бұрын

no life

@hhattonaom9729

4 жыл бұрын

@@RevanBC unlikely, but hey i could be wrong

@thizlam4810

4 жыл бұрын

Harrison Hatton wooosh

@kiacidic6638

4 жыл бұрын

@@hhattonaom9729 big wooosh

@hhattonaom9729

4 жыл бұрын

@@thizlam4810 ?

Best line in this video “yeah I love alpacas” the woman with the sick burns man.

„Girls don’t pvp“ I feel attacked.

remember when it was an event when asmon lost a mount off ? Now it's just expected.

@warcraftlake7

4 жыл бұрын

What happens when you give up on 10 super easy mounts to get like the alpacas. The top people in these have ton of the old and the new ones asmon refuses to get from laziness.

I'd like to see a GM going undercover and just messing with his head.

@agilagilsen8714

4 жыл бұрын

Has all the mounts

@kane480

4 жыл бұрын

That would be fantastic

@museluvr

4 жыл бұрын

That would actually be a asmon video I'd watch fully.. aafter a few minutes I sto pwatching

@realScottThomas

3 жыл бұрын

@@museluvr watch while you play games

So dam entertaining and funny. Thank you so much for the complete 1hr of good times. Much needed much appreaciated

53:29 the monologue of Mcconnell I'm crying of laughing :D :D :D :D :D "FUCK YOU"

I sent this to my local butcher, he said he never saw a slaughter like this.

i love how seriously he takes this. its the best part of the mount off.

this reminds me of the "hes probably thinking about other women" meme

The ending did me in. Mcconnell just destroyed what was left of his being.

I'ma be honest, I've never played this game before but it's a big hype watching you play and do these competitions.

she has almost 700 mounts lmao not even close.

Love hearing the same speech every time after he gets whooped lmao

Im not a huge wow player but have played some and I always loved how many different collectables there were within the game, that being said I think it would be a cool idea if you did this for pets since there are alot of pets in the game from what I know of, im not sure if there are as many pets as mounts but I think it would be some Pog content. Good vid as well 👍

"I cant keep playing games and have fun" BRUH

"can kill nzoth but cant hit peons with a boot" For some reason, I read pigeons at first and lost it xD

At that point, Doneire is basically toying with him, she must have felt like a queen!

Waiting for the day someone does one of these and just plays along until the end and casually slaps on their Scarab Lord title and mounts that black battle tank :)

It’s times like these when you realise how much Asmon relies on his carried glad mounts in mount offs

@ballsofsalsa01

3 жыл бұрын

Icebringer too, PVP mounts are shit

"And now look at you, just sittin' there, hair all fucked up, on a goddamn river beast." I laughed my ass off at that hahahahaha

“And now you’re sitting there..hair all fcked up...onnn a river beast..” tragic😂

Love the Alpaca´s :D:D:D specially when she hopped around.

I stopped playing WoW 11 years ago, but I laughed so hard at this!

@yeasty491

3 жыл бұрын

Noob

@sebastiannovak7426

3 жыл бұрын

Why bro

@dragnoidreaper5968

2 жыл бұрын

It's been 3 years for me

Mcconnel: "You were mean to me about Ret dps!" Also Mcconnel whenever I see him: *non stop raging at asmon* lol

This is like when Bolvar got owned by Sylvanas

I've gamed for a very long time. The majority of my dedicated guild members have been women in multiple games. They are more willing to try things, be patient while learning mechanics. Willing to put the work in to help the guild progress not just themselves. Best raid leaders that I have had where women. They don't let a videogame control their emotions during hard moments so if panic mode happens we get directions asap. I am still sad that even in 2020 we have a stigma about female gamers. I still know women that don't tell others there female in games to avoid the nonsense they get from doing so and that needs to stop. Good luck on your mount farm.🤞

@slimakovamamam

3 жыл бұрын

im sad what i read ... really sad

@cyntiav2407

3 жыл бұрын

True, my sis always tells me not to tell guys I'm a girl when playing or they will be assholes

@keinlieb3818

3 жыл бұрын

The stigmas are just for fun. One of our guild leaders/raid leaders was a girl and was awesome and we used to rag on her all time that girls don't play wow for the jokes and she always just hit back. Don't take shit so seriously.

@gartan8449

3 жыл бұрын

Kein. This is also true. Some women are fine with the humor. Some embrace the fact their women to get free stuff from manchilds hoping for whatever they can get too. Do whatever suits you.... My point is still valid and has nothing to do with taking things to seriously. I feel that because you tried to make it personal about me then maybe I hit a nerve with your personality. Again each to their own. We know what I said happens still and serious or joking..it's still pathetic it does if in fact it is harrassment due to gender in a video game...folks need to grow up.👍. Happy gaming.

@keinlieb3818

3 жыл бұрын

@@gartan8449 it wasn't a jab aimed specifically at you, but considering you're the one who is sad, then I guess you're obviously taking this too seriously. Relax and enjoy and stop taking things so seriously.

“What it is, an alpaca collector?” lol

I love how with every mount "this is a very easy mount to get, everyone should have this" rofl

The rage building up in Asmongold's eyes when McConnell teases him about the fact he shouldn't be hosting. Fuck-ing funny!

me watching how easily that overinflated ego shatters. beautiful.

@turkey3008

4 жыл бұрын

clearly you dont watch asmon very often

@koi2uso

3 жыл бұрын

@john m shut up asmon simp

@Sn3per1

3 жыл бұрын

Sounding like a feminist

@rigel9228

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sn3per1 the fuck are you on about...

@pixection9046

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sn3per1 so what? Something is wrong with this? :)

Great stream and great content filled with even greater people

"No one could be more cringe than Asmon." Enter Asmon's hype man..

45:50 the pause in music to the transition to a dark soundtrack had the same energy as a “hero thinks he’s on top but the villain surprises him” moment

@steen275

3 жыл бұрын

do you know the song at 50:38 ?

Asmon, don't ever change. You're gold.

The guy talking in the background sounds like that guy from step-brothers xD

@oranges1008

4 жыл бұрын

I’m guessing your talking about mcuck?

I'm tabbed out reading KZread comments, YEP can relate to that LUL

50:10 I just about cried laughing. That was utter destruction. Wingman Mcconnell made sure of that.

saw this guy streaming osrs, now im here watching a mount off and i have never ever played this game lol. You are awesome!

Wow. I was here, day 1, when Asmongold vowed to once again become the very best that no-on ever was.

The king has been dethroned and now we gotta simp for the queen. Thanks, Asmon.

The look of defeat on his face

Its like yugioh, SHE ACTIVATED A SECOND ALPACA !!

Love the vids, mate! Your snarky personality and love for Spicy Chicken Nuggets inspires me! Keep doin' what yer doin' and have a great day!

51:00 the face of a broken man xD

how amazing those alpacas look makes me want to play retail.

Hey Asmon I've watched quite a few videos of your's, and I must say they have given me a good few ideas on how to transmog. I think I have a nice looking transmog look for leather wearing class that I nicknamed "Twilight Hawk".

54:25 WHAT YOU DONT EVEN HAVE THE HEARTHSTEED, WTF DUDE, EVEN I GOT THAT AND THATS EASY TO GET TF

This is the nerdiest thing I've ever scene lol

you cant beat some good old fashion quality content

I’m shocked you still actually do this lol I saw a video of one of theses seems like several years ago.

Sometimes I feel like admin really needs to appreciate more the people that beat him instead of bashing on them and giving all the excuses possible

lolz, nice vid but also remember. Your opponents watch this stream as you're doing it. They see all your missing mounts as you scroll through. So you have to guess what they might not have while they directly know what you are missing.

"It will not happen anymore." Aged like milk.

damn the witcher 3 soundtrack hits different. especially the song when geralt finds ciri at 16:00 :'(

Im hurt... "girls dont pvp"....dude😔 WE DO!

@styke8639

4 жыл бұрын

but you suck

@kazuzzz7671

4 жыл бұрын

@@styke8639 And is probs harstuck in 2.1k

@MrCholoPants3415

4 жыл бұрын

Biological?

@Vyrkhan

4 жыл бұрын

you dont

@seaks368

4 жыл бұрын

It's a hyperbolic statement. There are always outliers.

1 year ago when he got jrammed for the first time: I'm going to start farming seriously now: I'm going to start farming seriously :D

Bro his reaction to the loss was fkng hilarious I couldn't stop laughing

This guy roasting Gasmongolf instantly at the end. Btw I have so much fun seeing Assmondork frustrated.

i never played wow in my life but i love watching asmongold videos they are really fun an it seem like a fun game but im already addicted to poe and dota dont want my wife to leave me because i know ill get addcited to wow if i play it...

@ShadowDancerr

4 жыл бұрын

Shit man you wont have time for anything if u play wow

@masterazazehll3961

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowDancerr that's a fact, once you get the taste of WoW you won't miss any of the old games you used to play with

@Pyret-kw6cs

4 жыл бұрын

awww, in this realtionship its the girlfriend that plays and the boyfriend who dosnt't play wow xD

@JohnB-mo4kq

4 жыл бұрын

If WoW was still relevant, you might have to worry. Not so much anymore.

@lucabasso6535

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a tab targeting game 😂😂😂 with graphics that belong to 10 years ago , I’ll never get the hype

As a Peruvian I felt so proud asmon to be owned and pawned by an alpaca ahahahahahaha

Asmongold should do 24hr streams for mount collecting. It's like Pokemon going on a quest to collect all the mounts in the game. Gotta catch them all!!!

This reminds me of "How do you kill that which has no life?" from Southpark, lol.

„Im figuring out what *to do to do* that“ English is weird man

This was the greatest, cant wait till my mount collection is that large just coming back from a 10 yr break It will get there....😁😁😁

I know this video is old and wanted to say thank you for doing these. Two weeks ago I got Invincible after trying for 5 years. I won't lie and say I tried weekly, but everyone who had it after MoP was a huge encouragement.

This guys eyebrows have a life of their own

@SlRENN

3 жыл бұрын

Epic comment.

@georgekirkham7989

3 жыл бұрын

@@SlRENN ty