60% of why I subscribed is because of your intro tangents. Don't change.

@joshjohnson2600

4 жыл бұрын

“There are a lot of retards and idiots on the road.” I’m hooked.

@billace90

4 жыл бұрын

Right! That introductory monologue is both informative and hilarious!

@Happyman-od7zp

4 жыл бұрын

Agreed!

@user-zy3nv1jy1m

4 жыл бұрын

51% for me.

@peterschancel7223

3 жыл бұрын

LOL He missed the Option of Kids in the Thule Roof Storage Box

I like how you talk before the videos it’s interesting to hear what you have to say

I laughed pretty hard when the alarm started going off the 2nd time, but I completely lost it when you said "I have the title"

@gsten2116

4 жыл бұрын

Ditto. Ah to be that funny.

@tylernewton7217

4 жыл бұрын

I literally had a spit take when that happened. Absolutely the wrong time to take a sip!

@DiogoSantos-gu8go

4 жыл бұрын

Great moment. I did notice that when Bill mentioned the crusher, it never happened again. A proof that the truck knows when to stop misbehaving.

@Happyman-od7zp

4 жыл бұрын

It goes off a second time?? OMG this video cannot be any more funnier 😅 (Edit:) OH LOL I JUST SAW IT. SO HILARIOUS

Gotta get the daily fix of Bill’s wit and wisdom! Is anyone else like me and wanting to get an ‘Auto Europa Naples’ license plate for the front of their car? It could be sort of the symbol of the Bill fan club. But it would need a bird on it somewhere.

lol..Bill is having an alarming day lol

11:40 !¿ 😂 Bill properly turns alarm off by shouting 'Oh for the love of God! I got the keys... THE DAMN TITLE!' Classic Bill magic.

My parents had two Ford Explorer Sports (non Sport Trac, 2-dr version) and these things are solid. Build cheaply, full of rattles, but solid. Always have had a weird soft spot for any Ford Ranger-based vehicle.

2005 red with Adrenalin package sport trac here! Bought new....garage kept, dealer serviced and only 90k. Love the sport trac.

You should have a raffle to win a trip to party in the boat with all the narcotics and guns!

Holy shit. Followed by a smokers laugh. It's like i'm a kid fishing with my grandma all over again. Thanks for the flashback.

@Km-oo6ri

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

I found this video researching for an Exploder Sport Trac. I love the little commentary you have when going over the features.

Hey Bill, you are a great guy!! My favorite part listening to you talk! What a character!! I enjoy watching your reviews!! I had one the first year they came out. 🤘😎 🤔

Wow! I’m proud of you, Bill! I thought you were going to have a heart attack and drop dead when the alarm kept going off!!

‘For the love of...” came for the truck, got a comedy show. 🤣

I drive that same truck. Its a great vehicle. Terrific detailing job on it too.

I lost it when that alarm went off the second time 😂😂

Love your opening monologue Bill! About lost it when that alarm kept going off. Haha! Keep up the great work!

Anyone complaining that Bill takes too long to get into the car aspect of his videos, probably cant organize a two car parade

This guy's an absolute riot.

Worked at a Ford dealership when these came out. Always liked them, especially with the v8.

@mr.2cents.846

2 жыл бұрын

I hope you got a chance to drive a couple.

@ElijahRoks

2 жыл бұрын

Sure did. Had one traded back in after a year, so it came back into the used car area. I drove it as my runabout for a few weeks.

@whiteviper1979

11 ай бұрын

Gotta have at least a V8 🥳

Watching again Bill,my co-worker said what's Bill doing today.The both of us fell out laughing the second time the horn went off your sayings are hilarious!👍😂

Dude you are funny & candid as hell. Keep up the good work

Most channels have intro music to start...this is by far the best way to intro everytime. Gotta love Bill 😄

Love Bill's commentary, up to & including his vehicle reviews! Had two of these Sportracs, they were versatile & reliable. IMO, the last iterations of it kinda fell short.Wish Ford would bring it back in a retro kind of way as they're doing with the Bronco. Bill keep it to pull that Grady White back & forth!!👍

You are a trip! Great stuff! You are uniquely talented. Narrating, storytelling, talking, etc., you own it all. Props.

The Winnebago man of 2020! I love these review videos that Bill does.

I hated trucks until the day I was without a car my father in law sold me one of these for 2000. Best investment I ever made was a family car for us for years

Bill is a way better reviewer than Doug DeMuro by a moonshot. Glad that he starts the videos with his daily diatribes and then goes into the specifics in great detail with the vehicle along with in my opinion the most important part of the interior, where to store your guns and bags of coke.

@lobsterwhisperer7932

2 жыл бұрын

Demuro is too chipper for my liking.

@iFixJunk

Жыл бұрын

@@lobsterwhisperer7932 Demuro doesn't seem to know enough about the predecessors to the cars he's reviewing. He isn't able to make sense of what he's showing the viewer because he is unaware of where the car stands in the evolution of its showcased technology.

I like the slow starts to the videos, the best part

"I GOT THE DAMN TITLE!" 😂😂😂

I have an ‘04 and I enjoy it immensely.

Bill your video reviews are a tonic

I've watched a lot of your reviews, but this is a classic!

Yes sir. I've had my Betsy Who is the exact color and make as yours for 1 year. She had 211,000 miles on her I had to buy a transmission, and 02 sensor, thermostat and general maintenance. Now she has 230, 000 AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE HER SHE'S NEVER MISSED 1 DAY TO START EVEN WITH A WEAK FUEL PUMP WHEN IT WAS 20°BELOW ZERO WIND-CHILL SHE STARTED. I USED SEA FOAM IN HER GAS TANK LIKE TWICE A MONTH AND I LOVE HER 4 WHEEL DRIVE, 6 WINDOWS ANDI LOVE IT. I'LL NEVER SELL HER. I'M THE 2ND OWNER.

A new video from Bill is my daily dose against coronavirus (along with the whiskey thing). This time I hit like even before he said good morning!

Beep beep beep For the love of god. BEEP BEEP BEEP WHEN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!.Bill the automotive equivalent of Basil Fawlty! Absolutely love these car reviews!

I had this same Truck. Very underrated!

God i look forward everytime i see a new video! Makes my day! I could listen for hours! Keep em comin Bill! I have to add the alarm had my laughing so hard i was in tears haha

I came for the car review, and stayed for the commentary.

We love you Bill the English Professor

Great video as always bill. I used to drive a sport trac for work. I loved it

2nd! I've been staring at my phone awaiting the next release. Let the quarantine therapy begin!

Ive gone off roading in my 2001 ford explorer sport 6.0 4x4. and my car did the laurel lakes trail in mammoth lakes california... shes still running today!

Hi Bill another great video mate 👌 please don’t listen to the complainers 🤜 they just don’t get your dry sense of humour unfortunately 🤪 just keep doing what you’re doing and that’ll keep me happy 🙏 you’ll never get a complaint from me 😃 looking forward to seeing a review of that silver Bentley I spied behind the SS minnow at some stage 👌anyhow cheers mate 👍

holy shit brother. i came here for truck talk.

I enjoy your videos from beginning to end 🤨

Just awesome video!! Thanks for doing this! Too funny!!!

OMG Bill your "holy roller" comment and "Bigger fish to fry" comment made me LOL so hard!! Another great video, thank you bill. Cool little truck!! I can't wait to see you review the cadillac and the Bentley!!

"This morning is starting to decline, rapidly." -Quotable Bill

Bill rocks he sounds like a character in the hilarious film The Bird Cage 🤓

I literally just bought an 03 ford explorer sport Trac 4x4 XLT and got a good deal on it too, it's in good condition considering just needs cleaned up a bit and a few things fixed up but I love the truck honestly

Nice video, Bill! I wish you also a great bird-free weekend, and enjoy your therapy! 👍😁LOL Greetings from Austria 🇦🇹😎 Take care.

With Norm MacDonald gone, we need cynical bastard more than ever and Bill you're my guy.

Great video. I thought it was pretty funny when you talked about keeping the kids in the back😂

My work truck,slash hunting camp rig.Have a 2001 here in Nova Scotia, works decent. Great for our granddaughter, ie 4 doors. Happy Florida Friday, blessings amen.

Keep the intros!! Enjoy all your reviews and test drives.

When the horn went off the 2nd time 😂😂😭

"Next week as this CoronaVirus thing starts to fade" one year later: Covid still in full affect 😂😂

I owned a 2005 xlt premium silver in color. Excellent vehicle.

16:00 yeah definitely tinted, looks like the spray type. they masked off the reverse light. i'm normally not a fan of the look but on that truck with its dark theme, it kind of works.

My dad had a 2003 sport trac xIt and it was pretty nice! I thought the rear radio controls were cool but they never worked because he put a nice touch screen radio in it

Bill, Take all the time you want before starting with the actual car. I really appreciate the prelude!

These kind of cars are rare where I live in Europe, I saw it in live and it looks huge compared to other cars, SUVs and even real off-roaders. But it was newer model.

I’m getting a 2005 Ford Explorer sports Trac today, going to be my second car, my other car is a Toyota 2006 Scion xB

Hey Bill, why are hiding that silver Rolls Royce behind the boat ?

@dustfart466

4 жыл бұрын

That’s a Bentley Arnage , I believe my dude.

@AnitaHandjob

4 жыл бұрын

“IT IS!! - Jerry Seinfeld voice

@egold2071

4 жыл бұрын

@3:10 !¿¡ Seriously that Arnage just pokes into frame! Hope to see a video on it soon. Red Label I hope, not a Green.

Love this dude. You remind me of my Boss 🤣 Good shit, honest stuff

Bill from Auto Europa Naples: Used car salesman and Philosopher of Life!

Love my key pad , the most useful vehicle I've ever owned period.

I swear this guy is awesomely hilarious 😂 “Probably not a bad place to store your kids got me”🤣🤣🤣🤣

I personally think that boat is quite beautiful.

Hey Bill, I love all your videos! Are you going to do a video of the Rolls Royce I saw in the background?! Please do one, and if you have please let me know where the link is!

@egold2071

4 жыл бұрын

C'mon Biola, step it up. That ain't a mere Rolls. That's the Bentley Arnage. How you gonna ask him to post a link too? Subscribe, and you'll get notices with new stuff. And peep the old stuff! Where else can one find 96 different videos on CLKs?

Your commentary just got you a subscriber!! A play pin for the kids😂😅😂😅

I had the same truck. But I got leather seats and a touchscreen radio. And you got different headlights. I want to put an S10 in it

🐦 No ReST For thE WICKed BILl 🐦

this man doesn’t like kids at all😂

Definitely wanna see that CTSV COUPE!

The main thing I have learned from this video, good or bad... Bill loves kids.

@labornurse

4 жыл бұрын

He loves them so much, he always makes sure we know if the car has an infant-retention net. Never buy one without it.

Don't listen to the critics. The videos are great!

Don't sell yourself short William. You are a purveyor of Pre-owned cars and automobile historian.

Don’t laugh at the Ford keypad. You can lock the doors with the keys in it and still get in. Perfect for when you go fishing or just running in the Post Office. I use it all the time, once you’ve had one you’ll understand.

@242HP

4 жыл бұрын

I did that same thing when I had my '05 Lincoln Town Car.

My Betsy is rolling around 250,000 miles and she's still beautiful. Of course I did have to get a transmission with 130,000 but she's with it. If the body stays by I'll replace her motor and keep original

The compact truck is coming back. A new 2022 Ford Maverick.

My grandpa has one that I will soon be inheriting and I think its around a 2001 or 2002 and he barely drives it and maintains the hell out of it. I think is only has around 85k miles on it and its probably one of the smoother cars I've been in.

@tatuloa

Жыл бұрын

I would maintain the engine oil diligently .. apparently it effects the timing chain health ... I am looking at a 2 grand timing job ...

Even if you owned the Queen Mary II you are allowed to brag! And the "slow" intros are very informative. Keep going

Good morning!

Bill, I like your videos, including the bird watch updates and everything else that takes 6 minutes to talk about for the car review(s) starts. Don't mind this Ford truck, it's fine, but I don't think in any way, shape or form that it will ever be a collectable. Just my opinion. Keep the videos coming, they're entertaining.

Bill would fill an excellent radio segment in the mornings! crows, firearms, nooks and nitwits be damned =D Luv it, stay proper! #whiskeytherapy will calm all alarms like on this finicky Sport Trac

@billace90

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, indeed. Bill is educated, has tremendous communication skills, honest, and hilarious!!

Well I might get one for my first car and I want to know if it’ll be a good little for car

A posh friend of mine shared one of these with his brother when we were all in high school! so friggin suburban. I thought it was cool... my father enjoyed poking fun at it..

Perfect budget truck.

I think I'm going to start taking a shot of whiskey every time Bill says "Oh for the love of God" in his videos. :)

I learned a thing or two from u bill my man I’m from Brooklyn I’ll get u a expresso

I love my little keypad keyless entry man I can lock up my car with the AC on run inside the store grab a six-pack of whatever and right back out unlock my car and off I go

@zerkfiter

Жыл бұрын

Same here Will. Also your out in driveway and keys are in house always something in there I want like paper towels or what not. Cool just punch away.

Your description of the weather, drivers and decaying vehicles led me to believe youre, indeed, in Florida

This or Tacoma? City commuter, very rare occasional towing a racecar across the state. Main goal is to be a 4-door gas saver, eaay to manuever in city traffic & parking spots, but also light utility for trips from Home Depot or Church sales.

@norgepalm7315

4 жыл бұрын

Hondo civiche

"I've got the keys, I've got the title!' "😂🤣😂🤣- Alarm Issues

Did you once review a Ford Freestar? This seems very familiar.

I took the Ford ranger on a grand tour from Ireland all the way to little villages in Morocco all was fine until we got a flat we didn't have the manual in the truck and we Didn't have a clue what a day stock in the sand in middle of nowhere it took a while to find the lock nut for the wheel and then the spare was under the truck getting that out was a job than found the Jack what normally takes 10 minits it took well over an hour in the dusty heat .....so remember to learn how to change your tyres

@tajetaje9238

4 жыл бұрын

Eventually on that tour as we had a couple of beers we decided to abandon it for the night next day it wasn't there where the hell did the truck go ?? By late evening we found the culprit police station and that was another day paying fines with some paperwork all was fine again

we’re u get the rack on the roof?

I had never considered Mrs Howell as a sex object until you mentioned it last episode.

@luxurreview

4 жыл бұрын

Rudolph Guarnacci Me too

@billace90

4 жыл бұрын

Yeap, that whiskey therapy does wonders when you start considering a female senior citizen sexy....

@242HP

4 жыл бұрын

I still wanna hit Ginger or Mary Ann, and I'm almost 60. ;)