3:09 & 22:00 "ole is muerto" and "I am very hungry just in general" are amazing death quotes, I'll be sure to forever keep them in my *_Memory_*

@mindless9750

4 жыл бұрын

26:39 is my favorite

@themysticdecidueyegreenowl8718

4 жыл бұрын

And just like, Yo doy mis respectos a Ole.

@thatoneguy4273

4 жыл бұрын

I've seen you everywhere.

@thatoneguy4273

4 жыл бұрын

And Undertale reference y'all

@emileastra3592

4 жыл бұрын

Why do I see you everywhere?

Operator: "911, what is you-" Failboat: "I HAVE COME TO PURCHASE L I F E"

@aidenbrevans6045

4 жыл бұрын

Sir this is strictly for emergencies

@TyckinTymeBom

4 жыл бұрын

What is you?

@WardenPal

4 жыл бұрын

Sir. *This Is The Suicidal Prevental Line.*

@flameflareonog

4 жыл бұрын

sir this is a McDonald's

@TheBeast94YT

4 жыл бұрын

2:13

Daniel- "In this world, you either have fashion, or you DIE" Every school with a dress code- I guess i'll die.

@mlfalcon3976

4 жыл бұрын

either you have Fashion or get a B A S H I N G

@ioccasionallyeatwings7510

4 жыл бұрын

*Fashion or Passion*

@kalebkeenan4357

4 жыл бұрын

Ngl sounds like flowey from undertale

@am_Nein

3 жыл бұрын

No, it goes like this Every school with a dress code: *the school dies*

@stickmation6651

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm in 9th grade

Failboat: *goes to a clothing store* Worker: 'Hello, how can i he-' Failboat: 'I'VE COME TO PURCHASE LIFE!'

@fyra_cat2119

4 жыл бұрын

Worker: sir this is a McDonald's

@epicmcepic1063

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@crimsoncarvingz

3 жыл бұрын

@@fyra_cat2119 whats the difference

@brendancross2767

3 жыл бұрын

american hospitals be like

@theblevinator

3 жыл бұрын

@@crimsoncarvingz One gives life, the other takes it away.

I love that he plays His Theme whenever an outfit is lost.

@laanonymous3088

4 жыл бұрын

It just makes it funnier.

@Dinoman972

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Memory

@unknownentityenthusiast6765

4 жыл бұрын

Dinoman972 I’m pretty sure it is memory, but both songs are very similar. Edit: it’s definitely memory. Ol’ Christopher MOOM made a joke about it

@jimmyjohnjoejr

4 жыл бұрын

Epic hat kid icon

@oliverdavy144

4 жыл бұрын

I thought it would make All the undertale players have a nostalgia spike and just break down

Failboat: *Says Moom* The entire Live chat: "So You have chosen Death"

@Raichu159

4 жыл бұрын

Reddit user

@cananada7143

4 жыл бұрын

Reddit user

@soft345y

4 жыл бұрын

KZread user

@chezcake256

4 жыл бұрын

*_m o o m_*

@pokelordomega1701

4 жыл бұрын

"So you have chosen moom"

“Mexico has been eliminated. If we lose this we’ll lose Jojo too.”

@icayyayya1670

3 жыл бұрын

YARE YARE DAZE

@sansibit4706

3 жыл бұрын

Oi Josuke!

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhelp

3 жыл бұрын

*JOJO*

@dylanholderfield2810

3 жыл бұрын

i hate jojo

@DeeepFriedWatrr

3 жыл бұрын

jojo is mega overrated and also, it sucks

Did he just say " we're good at this game " And then immediately step on a falling block? Yep, that's Failboat for you.

@ashtonwilaby

2 жыл бұрын

That's why he's called FAILboat

@honord.1811

Жыл бұрын

I’m the 100th like!

Never thought I would have emotional attachment to some clothes but here we are.

@gulano8258

4 жыл бұрын

You obviously never watched Kill La Kill

@mogrampro8395

4 жыл бұрын

That prob isnt uncommon

@alexbaribeault

4 жыл бұрын

Emotional attachement to clothes is one thing. Emotional attachment to video game clothes from someone else's copy of Mario Odessey is another

@moshuma3739

4 жыл бұрын

Um, your profile picture?

@lorettabes4553

4 жыл бұрын

@@gulano8258 ikr. Kill la Kill was a crazy drug

failboat : has green screen also failboat : refuses to use it

@Toadmelon

4 жыл бұрын

What would the background be though 🤔

@tarou8696

4 жыл бұрын

The rest of the mario screen

@IntrovertedShrimp

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he’s just using green on the green screen

@silvahedgehog

4 жыл бұрын

Mc_grrr 200 IQ

@IntrovertedShrimp

4 жыл бұрын

Silva De Hedgehog 2000 IQ*

"I am very hungry Just in general" Saddest thing I've ever heard.

“Sonic the Hedgehog has claimed your life.”

@williamgarrison4660

2 жыл бұрын

Sonic.exe be like

@kamdentisdale8211

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamgarrison4660 I was just going to make that joke 😂 Guess I'm too slow 🤷‍♂️

@williamgarrison4660

2 жыл бұрын

@@kamdentisdale8211 😁👍

Alpharad: Makes a nuzlocke out of smash characters. Daniel: Hold my GAMER JUICE.

@thechargedfoxie456yt2

4 жыл бұрын

Daniel: hold my rubber chicken

@nateofdoom8345

4 жыл бұрын

*S Q U E A K I N G I N T E N S I F I E S*

@rzoaranimates4724

4 жыл бұрын

@TheChargedFoxie 456yt You made a much better joke and I authorize you authority of this comment.

@Lars_224

4 жыл бұрын

Fail also made a nuzlocke of smash

@Raichu159

4 жыл бұрын

Reddit user

Something to learn from this: Marrage will never die

@poecollector64

4 жыл бұрын

Bowser almost destroyed Failboat's marriage

@hurt4322

4 жыл бұрын

@@poecollector64 but did he die?

@averonisgaming9023

4 жыл бұрын

you sure? because bowser's marraige died

@poecollector64

4 жыл бұрын

@@averonisgaming9023 don't think Peach was into it though which means it deserved to die tbh

@insanitygaming1526

Жыл бұрын

*and mexico is susceptible to poison*

“Yar har fiddle dee dee is dee dead.” Me, an intellectual: fiddle dee dee got de-de-demolished

@charl1e_gif

2 жыл бұрын

Its a crime he didnt like this comment yet

@cadefart

2 жыл бұрын

Fiddle dee dee got de-de-destroyed

@BookWyrmOnAString

2 жыл бұрын

Fiddle dee dead

@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028

2 жыл бұрын

Yar har fiddle dee dee is yar har fiddle dee dead

"Sonic the Hedgehog has claimed your life" -Failboat 2019

@toilet_goblin135

3 жыл бұрын

It's 2020 and this is no less true.

@frostyvoid827

3 жыл бұрын

This is also 69 likes

The problem: I want to suffer more in celeste. The solution: Do a celeste nuzlocke where each strawberry is a life, AND BEAT IT OURSELVES!!!

@jordie6555

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that would be brutal

@twills2884

4 жыл бұрын

Say goodbye to his sanity then

@nestorix100

4 жыл бұрын

Sir are you okay?

@s19m71

4 жыл бұрын

@@nestorix100 yes it was just a suggestion. Though it would be cool to do

@commanderdemonno9819

4 жыл бұрын

and you need to name every strawberry

19:55 “I don’t make the rules” You’re playing a nuzlocke you created you made all of the rules my guy

@dustorm5012

4 жыл бұрын

I think he said "break" Not "make"

@kodosauda406

4 жыл бұрын

He said “I’ll make the rules”

@arlinkr7574

3 жыл бұрын

rules..

@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhelp

3 жыл бұрын

You know the rules and so do I *SAY GOOD BYE*

@allistairhock9825

3 жыл бұрын

Pidwh7k🍻⛳️🍾@@kodosauda406mcfrjijrvohshbdoguiwhwieifh

13:05 we already know that objects moving in a very linear and predictable pattern are failboat’s strong suit

@Un.knowns

11 ай бұрын

*Shudders in 12 Allie’s dead*

I was sitting watching Failboat one night when call came in, I answered "Hello" and the phone said "Ole is Muertos" "No"

*”I HAVE COME TO PURCHASE L I F E”* “sir this is a McDonald’s”

@sunblock4373

4 жыл бұрын

Copy cat

@chop3334

4 жыл бұрын

@@sunblock4373 b r u h

@mindless9750

4 жыл бұрын

TheRealSunblock bruh

@msmx9088

4 жыл бұрын

Captain Annetta u purchase death there

@egcart4957

4 жыл бұрын

Failboat 2020

I was at home eating dorito when phone ring. "Ole is muerto" no.

@yungwhippin

4 жыл бұрын

wait....... *n o*

@yungwhippin

4 жыл бұрын

Lol love this comment xD

I love how he skips a major part of the start of the game with multiple moons, but goes out of his way to get a single moon.

It plays “memory” from the undertale soundtrack every time he loses an outfit

@enonymous0.047

4 жыл бұрын

sad goat

@tesskingsbury7254

4 жыл бұрын

I’m having flashbacks😢

@aaronbalchand5475

3 жыл бұрын

Finally someone else that knows this

@unitds27-delta

3 жыл бұрын

AHHH HELP IM FEELING

@mcfloatburbker

3 жыл бұрын

Asriel

3:07 That song is giving me _memories_ ...

@blackprofileofyourinevitab6976

4 жыл бұрын

*Undertale*

@ezratube8012

4 жыл бұрын

Mes favorite game

@FionaS0503

4 жыл бұрын

Randomplushdude _His Theme_

@DeelonJ

4 жыл бұрын

@@FionaS0503 actually memory

@enonymous0.047

4 жыл бұрын

AKA the best song in undertale along with save the world bonetrousle and the error screen song

The problem: Odyssey is still E A S Y with a nuzlocke. The solution: Do it again... With the Superstar Mode Mod.

@CommanderSpaceDog

4 жыл бұрын

GamerOfBravery x

@thoughtbubblick5052

4 жыл бұрын

That's nuts

@technicalvessel5279

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@potatobearsmo

4 жыл бұрын

You don't need a nuzlocke when the mech will kill you 99999 times unless you're MiiWii

“In this world, you either have clothes, or you die.” So, in other words, the plot of Kill La Kill?

@jerriewilliams5939

3 жыл бұрын

Me too cause I've been searching for a shiny charmander for a day

@perrykv7312

3 жыл бұрын

No, he has a point actually

why most people cry: they cheated on me What I cry about: NOT AMELLIO

@aaronbalchand5475

3 жыл бұрын

The music that plays when a costume dies is from undertale

@goonUhh

3 жыл бұрын

*insert crying sounds*

@undrrtalefanatic

3 жыл бұрын

*same*

@ladigoos8835

3 жыл бұрын

@@aaronbalchand5475 excuse me sir I was hoping you could help me find someone, someone who asked

@Floridadian

3 жыл бұрын

I'm the 69th like

Remember that the title was like "being naked is death" or something I can't remember

@shou_ga_nai

4 жыл бұрын

It was: If you're naked, you die A great SMO-Challenge title.

@porcupioneergaming2907

4 жыл бұрын

WHY DID HE CHANGE IT!!??!! THAT TITLE WAS BEAUTIFUL

@pohhrt3641

4 жыл бұрын

yep

Failboat: "Gimme your heart, gimme your heart." Also Failboat *Just starts grabbing at the rabbit's chest* "Give me."

@MeboDotExe

4 жыл бұрын

insert persona reference

@ZeldaBlade

3 жыл бұрын

@@MeboDotExe yes

@karleeschilling7245

3 жыл бұрын

Insert Undertale/deltarune reference

@SillyBlackCat

3 жыл бұрын

@@karleeschilling7245 y e s

@bidoof367

3 жыл бұрын

@@karleeschilling7245 snas

"-Counts as a life, meaning if we run out of usable clothing we have to *roam the mushroom kingdom with our mushroom out*" - Daniel, 2020

Failboat: "That's not the button I thought it was" Me: U c my friends, EVIDENCE of Failboat not knowing what he's doing

Failboat: *comes to the Walmart checkout with all of the bananas* “I have come to purchase L I F E”

@fyra_cat2119

4 жыл бұрын

HEY THERE DANANA WHATS IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY

@meemosteeno5121

4 жыл бұрын

Sir this is a mcdonalds...

@UltraMarine765

4 жыл бұрын

Sir this is a Walmart.

@elsiestuff2834

3 жыл бұрын

Miitopia characters be like

@fyra_cat2119

3 жыл бұрын

2:13 btw

“Hey buddy, I’m bringing the band back together” *Vrnnh*

nobody: me when he gets the chef suit: *CHEF BOYARDEEEEEEEEEEEE*

@dgplayzit4438

3 жыл бұрын

When he gets the pirate suit: CAPTAIN JACK SPAAAAAAARRROW!

"We're on solid pace right now" *Falls*

failboat: **turns mario into a ahegao face as thumbnail** me: "now this is c o n t e n t"

@yocarter9221

4 жыл бұрын

It's ahegao not ahego

@microwave179

4 жыл бұрын

@@yocarter9221 E E E E E E

@e5858

2 жыл бұрын

@@microwave179 I have been summoned

You should've called an outfit "custody" so when you died you could say "I LOST CUSTODY!"

@squibble311

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes, your funny died

@sami_irl

4 жыл бұрын

@@squibble311 you know, there's people who asked, and then there's me

@sethblack7413

4 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, I asked if my funny died.

@sami_irl

4 жыл бұрын

@@sethblack7413 nice english, dumbass

@phantomthief2311

4 жыл бұрын

I love how Seth looked like he was talking to the first reply but Red LED still felt like being an edgy piece of garbage

9:07-9:11 that rythm timing tho, everything was aligned

1:19 New anime Sewing Art Online

“Awww there so cute, ok *D I E* “

"If You're Naked, You Die" Was The OG Name

@firefallgaming12

4 жыл бұрын

yea

@tremonstergaming2490

4 жыл бұрын

Matheus Lopes yup

@yocarter9221

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

"Sonic is dead" *picture of bubzy*

@demonatic7258

4 жыл бұрын

Haha funny joke correct?

@theblevinator

4 жыл бұрын

@@demonatic7258 I'm you but more zoomed in

Failboat: “have come to purchase, L I F E” Me: “sir this is a Macdonalds” Edit: wait you need food to survive so MacDonalds also sells life

@gillian5445

3 жыл бұрын

At this point I don't know who's the original is

@corvinstory

3 жыл бұрын

@@gillian5445 p sure top comment

@AllNamesTaken_

3 жыл бұрын

This is a stolen comment

@CartoonyAndor19

3 жыл бұрын

R/technicallythetruth

@hstokes4020

3 жыл бұрын

Actually no, McDonald's sells diabetes and heart disease 🙃

Failboat seems to be able to make literally every game a nuzlocke

@bennyibarra9417

4 жыл бұрын

What's next sonic nuzlocke? Smash bros nuzlocke? Actually smash nuzlocke sounds good

@dario8539

4 жыл бұрын

Kirby Nuzlocke maybe?

@yoshmaster9isplace635

4 жыл бұрын

a nuzlocke nuzlocke

@mollypolly8631

4 жыл бұрын

@@bennyibarra9417 he's already done a smash nuzlocke lol kzread.info/dash/bejne/hoCCpduAdabch84.html

@yoshmaster9isplace635

4 жыл бұрын

@@JohnathanParkerJones I would watch that

4:48 hydrate me HYDRATE ME TO HEAVEN Failboat 2020

“I also feel like I don’t have a head anymore...” Same.

Failboat: my instincts are as sharpened as can be Also Failboat: *misses pipe twice*

Honestly I think Sewing Art Online would be much more entertaining than Sword Art Online. (Or rather it would actually be interesting)

@jacobcannon1124

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh that’s just kill la kill

@thechargedfoxie456yt2

4 жыл бұрын

But then they make a shield art online And then everyone can become giant =)

@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708

4 жыл бұрын

What's kill la kill?

@slobstyle3825

4 жыл бұрын

Aiden Wetherington this is a very bad explanation from someone who hasn’t actually finished Kill La Kill so beware. So it’s and anime where clothes power up people and the material that does this is some sewing fiber thing? That’s honestly the best way I could describe it, ik it sounds lame but its a pretty good anime.

@thechargedfoxie456yt2

4 жыл бұрын

@@slobstyle3825 yeah its pretty good but mha is better I assure you

Just adding the soul breaking then hearing memory

@dustorm5012

4 жыл бұрын

Your Jųşťț Møñıčä

@4pixels_

3 жыл бұрын

The hell are you doing here, monika? Didn’t know you watched let’s players (other than the obvious ddlc ones)

Great music choices failboat, there was: one undertale song, three miitopia songs, some Qumu remixes and more!

"ole is muerto" I DIED

"In this world you either have fashion or you die" well there's a triforce heroes joke in that quote somewhere but I'm not clever enough to think of it

On the World of Light Nuzlocke video, I literally commented "Let me guess, next will be a Mario Odyssey Nuzlocke" as a joke. And, well, this happened. 😅 Maybe Splatoon 2 in the future, then?

@failboat

4 жыл бұрын

lol I hate that this gave me an idea

@laanonymous3088

4 жыл бұрын

Oh god. It's gonna happen, won't it?

@Swinum

4 жыл бұрын

DON'T GIVE HIM IDEAS!!

@laanonymous3088

4 жыл бұрын

@@Swinum Dude, can you do a Miitopia Nuzlocke?

@laanonymous3088

4 жыл бұрын

Or, something even better. The next time you get a free stream, just make it an *ENTIRE NUZLOCKE CHALLENGE.*

3:07 this theme always makes me tear up

His Theme just makes everything so much more emotional.

Where were you when ole was muerto I was at home pick up phone "Muerto ol e" No

@egg6266

4 жыл бұрын

Ole reliable ded

@Toadmelon

4 жыл бұрын

Where were you when ole was muerto I was at home eating dorito When Phone ring "muerto ol e" "no" **

@casual_ice_consumer4148

4 жыл бұрын

"ole is mata" "no"

12:34. I miss miitopia. My that series Rest In Peace.

You know shit's about to go down when the facecam dissapears.

That lost city suit gave him incredible luck

Jevel: I can do any thing Failboot: I can nuzlock anything Jevel: You have earned my respect

Me walking into the store buying 15 packs of mtn.dew: I HAVE COME TO PURCHASE *L I F E*

22:15 Failboat: THIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM

Failboat: _"Crazy but spelled with a K"_ Geometry Dash players: _"Oh no, he stole KrazyMan50's nickname"_

@NightFreeze9128

4 жыл бұрын

Another person of culture I see.

@MoisesMosiala

3 жыл бұрын

Geometry dash is sooooooo yesterday bruh I rully sucks

Fail: *doesn't check shop for a while* *Checks shop* I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!

"Give me your heart!" -failboat, 20 whenever this was made

*The problem* Mario needs clothes to live *The solution* *There is none*

Mario: **takes over Bowser to destroy the moon** Also Mario: **Still the “good” guy** Me: How the heck does that work?

@ToothLin

4 жыл бұрын

He doesn't destroy the moon. He is trying to escape the moon as it self destructs. He captured bowser to save him.

26:23 My brother when someone steals his food, but he doesn’t know who

"i need you to vomit pepto-bismol" - failboat 2020

@justafan9206

3 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@yosoyysoyyo

3 жыл бұрын

Danganronpa director @ the characters be like

"Sir this is Mcdonalds.'

@RodrigoAlves-zo5pd

4 жыл бұрын

Copy cat

@rokerpow7803

4 жыл бұрын

What do you have in the menu?

@sunblock4373

4 жыл бұрын

Joe mama

@slobstyle3825

4 жыл бұрын

*”

@chungo2548

4 жыл бұрын

Complaining about stealing and stealing that comment. 🗿

Pauline asks Mario if he wants to... "smash" Mario: "LET'S DO THE ODYSSEY!"

@squibble311

4 жыл бұрын

ah yes, painful memories of pauline spirit in ultimate

@angeldustthepornstar3679

4 жыл бұрын

@@JerryDX I just did though.

"ole es muerto" -faiboat 2020

8:32 at this point I could see Failboat having a seizure while shaking the joy cons

Me: Watches this KZread video Skull person thing: Sir, this is McDonalds.

"Aww their so cute... NOW DIE!" -Failboat 1/26/2020

@greentoadetteyes953

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@Swinum

4 жыл бұрын

Meeting your favorite enemy in a game be like

"If we lose this one we lose jojo." Never before have I ever wanted someone to die in a video game as much as I do here.

@chaoticentityq9974

3 жыл бұрын

No jojo means no dio No dio means no dio duck I cant live in a world where dio duck doesnt exist

@Freelancer837

3 жыл бұрын

@Sarah Gonzales I wish it did, but youtube is dumb

Failboat! I loved your content, but I thought yo stopped uploading. Feels great to rediscover great content of yours

Failboat: *makes video called “Who needs Super Mario Oddessy anyway?” 10 months later Also Failboat: “SuPeR mArIO oDdEsSy NuZlOcK cHaLlEnGe” Also nice vid failboat 👍

The Problem: Dan's cursed thumbnails

@thatonekirb5725

4 жыл бұрын

The Solution: destroy dan, download photoshop, *_and make the thumbnails ourselves_*

I expected pay day's death message was gonna be "Pay Day got Neigh Neigh'd"

@yeets_galore3133

2 жыл бұрын

Pay Day got robbed (xD)

This is one of my new favorite videos ever

"For something that wasn't movin it was incredibly evasive" 👏Quote of the year

"Sonic is dead" Shows much more fitting picture.

@generalwashingtoad6516

4 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Walters no, i didn't say that, i was saying bubsy was a much more fitting picture, that was sarcasm, i never said he couldn't use the movie sonic, and i never brought up movie sonic.

@generalwashingtoad6516

4 жыл бұрын

@Lucas Walters wait no i misread that im sorry.

Tbh I cried when the costumes died. I think I'm attracted to clothing pls send help

@icayyayya1670

3 жыл бұрын

911. Here I will have therapists come to your house

7:57 - 8:01 I think there was a missed opportunity to say "Death rains from above"! (I don't know why though, but I'm imagining a fusion of Reaper and Pharah, but it's Failboat!...)

2019 Failboat #1 saying: “Hydrate me to heaven!” - insert some type of applause later, I’m to lazy to do it now -

i guess you could say hes gonna be nakdead

Never knew I would watch something like this ever again

" I have come to purchase *L̴̲̖̠͋̐̀̌͂̌̀̔̀̇I̶͚͍̍̋̋̄̓̐̀̀̓̕F̸͉͎͓̮̜̩̠̘̙̀̆͆̈͋̕͠E̷̛͎͐̑͝͝* " "......" " Sir, this is a Mcdonalds. "

My life is being drained as I watch this

Mexico is Mexigone 3:13

12:28 thanks for the miitopia music

16:50 “get upset a little bit so I can smack your do-oh- noggin around” _smack his what?_

“We will have to roam the mushroom kingdom with our mushrooms out” XD

@Kid_Cat64

4 жыл бұрын

😱⁉️❕❔❗❓

@squibble311

4 жыл бұрын

he did not say that

@wintler

4 жыл бұрын

sini harshan at the end he did

25:13 I can't stop laughing

2:13 *L I F E*

18:58 well he paid with his life.

U SHOULD DO WEST OF LOATHING

Next nuzlocke: *Splatoon 2 Nuzlocke* Also: mOoM

@squibble311

4 жыл бұрын

someone commented that earlier still cool idea