Failboat: * Doubts chat's stupidity and sheer willingness to annoy him * Chat, about to unite for one of the first times in their lives to form one (1) single braincell: *We're about to do what's called a "Pro-gamer Move"*

@dinoshotgun

2 жыл бұрын

That oddly sounds like a comment I would find on a DougDoug video

@Puppylover720

2 жыл бұрын

@@dinoshotgun ikr

@Fl0wer1235

2 жыл бұрын

@@dinoshotgun yea it definitely does

@Xenogante

10 ай бұрын

9:52 most epic speech of all time

@CoraCreates

9 ай бұрын

@@dinoshotgunI mean Failboat and DougDoug have very similar chats.

Props to chat for falling into the same death pits a million times and figuring out why Star Allies gives the player such a large amount of lives: The game was always meant to be played by a hivemind of several thousand people, in order to truly emphasize the constant theme of Friendship

@tanookipear7494

2 жыл бұрын

If "friendship" means "the collective screaming of 10,000 tortured souls" then sure

@TheSuperCanadian1

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanookipear7494 who said the souls were tortured?

@mega6662

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanookipear7494 that actually sounds like a Kirby villain and I don’t know if they’ve done that already

@tanookipear7494

2 жыл бұрын

@@mega6662 kirby lore is wack

@miserirken

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSuperCanadian1 It's Twitch chat of course they're tortured.

Everybody's laughing until chat enters the eshop and leaks all of Fail's credit card info

@adrianramirez9166

2 жыл бұрын

Good one

@Xxblade17

2 жыл бұрын

Chat starts spamming every number until it works

@ironbaconstudios1397

2 жыл бұрын

@JHONNY no way Its heres?The garbage truck is here?

@smashbrosguyt915

2 жыл бұрын

Oh dear god

@funnyfish1509

2 жыл бұрын

@JHONNY what is? your dad?

These "Chat plays kirb" vids are my absolute fav. I need more!

@luckywii8731

2 жыл бұрын

*Chat plays BOTW would be something else...* I can already hear someone say _"DO A FLIP!... Off a cliff"_ or *_"Sniff a Lynel"_*

@tanookipear7494

2 жыл бұрын

@JHONNY youtube bot try not to be annoying challenge (100% fail)

@kirbyball6054

2 жыл бұрын

We do need more

@Johnnybob32

2 жыл бұрын

Ditto

@paxgallery6646

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, Mario 64, my Favourite Kirby Game

"Jump if you're having a good time" - Jumps once or twice "Jump if you're having a bad time" - Starts floating up to the skybox

@kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

2 жыл бұрын

In forgotten land: "Jump if you're having a bad time" - Hammer glitch's their way to the skybox

@xcgames4545

Жыл бұрын

@@kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Alternative title: Chat struggles to get past a small gap for like an hour and then decides they want to kill a demon

@denzellizasuain563

2 жыл бұрын

To kill god* With they done more then one time

@Solesteam

2 жыл бұрын

​@@denzellizasuain563 *Both

@miserablepumpkin9453

2 жыл бұрын

All that rage has to go somewhere

@josephconover5270

2 жыл бұрын

Or try to woo them

@GreyBoiTheTrue

2 жыл бұрын

#Relatable

The feral *"NO"* at 13:39 absolutely slaughtered me

@kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

2 жыл бұрын

The demons came out

@lillianapabon2683

2 жыл бұрын

Failboat

@lillianapabon2683

2 жыл бұрын

Failboat=demon

@kikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

2 жыл бұрын

@@lillianapabon2683 y e s

@striderachive

2 жыл бұрын

NO

The problem: There is always one person in chat attempting to troll with the controls. The solution: Make numerous people that guy

@sinteleon

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone*

@mslabo102s2

2 жыл бұрын

ONE GUY

@Scary_Mar0

2 жыл бұрын

🤡🤡🤡🤡

@katiegoins

Жыл бұрын

Fanmade switch game format

8:47 kirby's stupid smile combined with the sad piano music is making me laugh so much harder than i probably should be

@six_buck_dlc

9 ай бұрын

he has bottled up emotions

I didn’t think I’d ever see a foot rebellion in a Kirby game and here we are.

@tanookipear7494

2 жыл бұрын

"foot coup"

@miserirken

2 жыл бұрын

AND HERE WE ARE

@user_hat

2 жыл бұрын

chat puts the "feet" in the "being defeated in a kirby game"

@youraverageplutoenjoyer7677

2 жыл бұрын

*WELCOME VISITORS*

@chaosandcraziness4363

2 жыл бұрын

Foot gang

chat may be the worst hive mind you've ever seen, but you can't argue with results

@StoryTeller796

2 жыл бұрын

You really can't.

@Solesteam

2 жыл бұрын

you can't really argue with the hive mind either or you might get reduced to headwear.

@jstar3382

2 жыл бұрын

I need to see Doug's and fail's chat go head to head. Like they do stuff together already it needs to happen

@StoryTeller796

2 жыл бұрын

@@jstar3382 Is Doug the same DougDoug who explains games with food? If so, I never realized the collabed, though I could've suspected that with his wild and surreal theming and the food with googly eyes that his chat would be similarly nuts. I agree though, would love to see the chaos their chats would cause.

@acemcwolf5445

2 жыл бұрын

@@StoryTeller796 Doug also does a lot of stuff with his chat. His most recent effort? Collaborating with his chat to preform a Peggle Nights speedrun. It's the slowest time on the board and His chat now has a thing for squids and magic hats, But some of the shots that chat did was actually pretty incredible.

i thought chat could only infect bandanna waddle dee’s soul. nobody is truly safe i suppose

@kirbstomp1338

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the Lore part makes no sense

@P.A.L.09

2 жыл бұрын

I… I can feel them

@memesfrommycomputer

2 жыл бұрын

@JHONNY Whats here, you're dad? Oh wait...

@myaltaccount4438

2 жыл бұрын

*screams in agony as my limbs without my control or consent as HUNDREDS OF VOICES FLOOD INTO MY HEAD OH GOD IT HURTS abruptly* stopping as chat gains control over my facial expression and voice

@hollow3656

Жыл бұрын

They said Kirby would be next.

"My chat has made a full time job out of backseating me" no truer words have ever been spoken

I remember this stream, I was one of the people killing Kirby whenever he was above a pit. Fun times.

@Highqualitymoron

2 жыл бұрын

you are the enemy of the people

@SnailMakesMusic

2 жыл бұрын

how could you

@EyeWasBored

2 жыл бұрын

you are maidenless

@tanookipear7494

2 жыл бұрын

Foot gang

@CottonBunn

2 жыл бұрын

what is wrong with you?!

"It's almost like there's 3000 people holding right on my control stick at all times." It's not 3000 people. It's worse. It's 1 Fyrus.

@itsalwaysboppinbrother5924

2 жыл бұрын

I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed that

@mundodelatorre1058

2 жыл бұрын

or even worse. *TWO* Fyri

Also didn’t expect someone to have skill issues in Kirby Star Allies

"If you're having a good day, jump" *kirby jumps* "If you're having a bad day, jump" *kirby ascends*

I've just thought of either the worst or best idea possible: "Chat plays A Hat in Time"

@enderguyx2081

2 жыл бұрын

As failboat once said: 13:39

@mundodelatorre1058

2 жыл бұрын

@@enderguyx2081 “Put me ba- *NOOO”*

@katiegoins

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@ChopChop_Specter

Жыл бұрын

A chat in time (This might be one of the dumbest jokes I’ve made)

@Chrielis

Жыл бұрын

a hat in brazil

This may be the first time the Chat wasn't just the embodiment of chaos.

@tanookipear7494

2 жыл бұрын

The foot thing tho

@mr.mothly

2 жыл бұрын

We did try to bang the embodiment of chaos in the last chat plays kirby

@memkakes1514

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't Kirby a being of chaos though?

@akulsinator7680

2 жыл бұрын

There can only be one

@helloppl5137

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.mothly yeah, wish I could have at least been here for this one

At the end of the day, our greatest enemy can become our greatest ally. What a touching lesson Chat has taught us today

This is just the "long spoon" allegory of heaven and hell, that says that "in each location, the inhabitants are given access to food, but the utensils are too unwieldy to serve oneself with. In hell, the people cannot cooperate, and consequently starve. In heaven, the diners feed one another across the table and are sated." Chat learned to feed one another and Fail with their long spoons, and their cooperation is heaven-worthy in and of itself.

@ihaveyourlocation4003

2 жыл бұрын

comically long spoon

@emblemblade9245

2 жыл бұрын

I think god underestimates my ability to wield a spoon

@misirtere9836

2 жыл бұрын

This allegory is completely inaccurate. Some of the people in hell will have feeder kinks, and they will easily be able to co-operate.

As someone has pointed out before, the classic kirby face really just fits the situation

I remember being live for that first Jambastion level, and trust me when I say the clock makes it seem like it took _far_ less time than it really did

@beaufuller8222

2 жыл бұрын

I was there too, the utter pain. It was tv tho so I couldn’t even help, just witness

@MeloniestNeon

2 жыл бұрын

@@beaufuller8222 Trust me, even being there on PC there was no chance to help, I had to go before the Clowns won us the battle, but the feet were too strong even when our forces were at their peak.

“It’s like watching a toddler waddle though a mine field”

@tanookipear7494

2 жыл бұрын

A posessed toddler is probably the best comparison for chat

@ImJustHere8888

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanookipear7494 yeah sounds accurate

“Feet redemption arc” never thought I’d hear this in my entire life, especially in a Kirby game

oh god i remember this stream. i was legit crylaughing to my friends on discord during the level one loop

failboat's chat is a bit more...special, than dougdoug's chat. with dougdoug's chat, within 4 seconds of being given control, they've taken 40 screenshots, moved 35 feet, and shot a family of innocent people. with failboat's, it takes em around, what, 30 seconds to take a few steps?

Whenever I go through my day, I get scared when I pass by someone who happens to have feet. This video has inspired me to face my fears

@Rhombusreal

Жыл бұрын

What do you do when you look down

World record Kirby Star Allies: Chat Any% Requirements: On a 100% save file (No way they get past level 2 without it) Chat must be Kirby, player must be player 2

@katiegoins

Жыл бұрын

Yes

I have rewatched the chat plays KFL more times than I am willing to admit and an extremely excited

@kirbyslayer8872

2 жыл бұрын

First before this blows up

@aminoramountoftomfoolery

2 жыл бұрын

Same

One day chat's going to end up speedrunning a Kirby game and win the world record

@elloo98

2 жыл бұрын

Infinite monkeys and typewriters.

"How did you just cleanly give birth like that" -Failboat 2022

the thumbnail is absolute dread, failboat saying run makes me shiver

Chat is invincible, they can beat any game! Must be from all that time worshipping Lord Helix 🤣

@tanookipear7494

2 жыл бұрын

Lore question: is the chat plays kirby chat the same as the chat plays pokemon chat? are they different entities in the same shared universe or is it like a different universe entirely?

@helloppl5137

2 жыл бұрын

Gex*

@justafan9206

2 жыл бұрын

@@tanookipear7494 this chat and tpp chat are bro and sis... -ish.

@yuklinho5646

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

The fact we went from the start to boss fighting was so whack.

Since no one else seems to have seen it, I wanted to commemorate the fact that at 2:02, Noteblock made a self-plug in a pretty funny way.

@cat.tasticblue1455

17 күн бұрын

Thanks for letting me know, i had seen it and couldnt scan it for some reason

It’s honestly scary seeing how well coordinated Chat is, give or take a couple of feet.

13:28 Dang it, we couldn't beat them. Even when they literally can't control themselves, we beat them. It might be time for us to rethink our lives a bit.

14:58 The "ta-da" sound makes me laugh every time

chat: *struggles for 20 minutes to get past a hill, then struggles for another couple of hours to get past tiny gaps* also chat: alright, time to kill god

1:55 And so, the journy of calling failboat "father" begins

13:20 XD The screaming is funny and the train sound makes me happy thank you

4:00 This is the peak of 2022 comedy

9:21 When he said "I feel like I am watching a Getting Over It stream", it had me laughing.

10:33 "I can't let you do that, Mr. Chat."

Kirby has got to see someone about those thousands of voices in his head.

8:42 i love this "OKAY KIRBY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!"

Everybody’s having fun until Kirby’s in the hallway of sliding blocks

I'm not always one to watch Failboat's streams, but this one was just too good to pass up. After we beat Termina, he decided to raid another person streaming Star Allies. There wasn't anyone else streaming it on KZread, but there was a single person on Twitch. Next month is going to be my 1-year anniversary of being a follower to Lem_Lemon, and I'm so glad that my choice to join in on the chaos of chat being in the driver's seat led to me finding one of my favorite streamers.

Failboat experienced every level of depression and anger as chat tried to make it over a single tiny gap

7:21 Side note it wasnt chat, it was just Fyrus :)

We need to go further. 4 streams to control 4 Kirbys in Amazing Mirror.

It's almost poetic that in the Kirby game where you kill a god with friendship, Failboat killed a god with his fans, his "allies" in a way

Chat is now titled "God Slayer" as they still hunt for the Gex

3:35 "How did you just cleanly give birth there?"

@romadimitrishen6262

15 күн бұрын

Furry

You wake up. You hear the voices of 38,000 people all at once. And if you’re still not feeling possessed, we still have… Kirby but 38,000+ people are causing sheer salt to the person who created a mistake the size of a train wreck sized explosion.

You should do a stream where you have chat train an amiibo in Smash to Level 50, then fight the amiibo and see how good it is

Chat when playing Mario: trolls Chat when playing Kirby: Serious business

Chat calculating the exact pixel perfect inputs to fall into the kirby sized hole

This doesn’t end well does it? If chat’s in charge then it never does

@tanookipear7494

2 жыл бұрын

You may be surprised.

I love how occasionally when Daniel tilts his head down, his forehead actually gradients into blue

I think that Failboat's chat needs more traning to become closer to DougDoug's chat

I thought this meant like, physically beat Kirby, like pummeling him into the ground

@casualm0th

2 жыл бұрын

same

I just love to imagine that the representation of chat is just a gamer chair with hands on a wheel with random textes coming from it

Chats sense of humour is… Strange. They learnt from Failboat.

11:17: funny boat man have crisis and depression

9:10 could be turned into a game "kirby kills all his friends then commits suicide"

I love how chat controlling Kirby is like a dumb child learning how to walk but they can’t stop falling and dad failboat is getting frustrated because the child is intentionally falling

Alternative title:Playing Kirby Star Allies with my little sibling

Watching the life counter go down so fast is terrifying Edit: 12:37 IM *STRESSED*

you gave them instructions to get copper, *and by kirby they found gold!*

1:18 this part is funny lol 😂

Failboat stream fans must have the weirdest “most frequently used” emotes section ever

I remember this stream, this was so long ago and it comes out now? I'm not complaining, please deliver more I am a hungry consumer waiting for more delicious content yum yum father I require my content

@luckywii8731

2 жыл бұрын

I can tell its old... Fail doesn't have as much *_G O A T E E_* Unlike now

@Fostero7

2 жыл бұрын

It takes a long time to edit hours of content in to a 16 minute video, be patience the lord failboat will do his best

2:37 genuinely was the hardest part of getting my brother's kids through the game, when we came to areas where everyone had to go to a specific spot

I didn’t realize I was on this stream until I heard the question at 3:20 and remembered asking that.

15:33 that's what she said.

1:46 this out of context 😈😈

@The_cac_chanel

Жыл бұрын

1:48

@owenperseke

6 ай бұрын

*1:47

7:05 is just a Sr Pelo scream

8:45 "If your having a bad day, jump." **Everyone jumps** Dan : *oh*

2:02 I don’t know where this QR code leads, and I’m not about to find out.

@Internetontheperson

Жыл бұрын

it’s never gonna give you up

@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_god

11 ай бұрын

Its a youtuber named noteblock

@imagiking69420

9 ай бұрын

​@@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_godthat's failboat's editor

@SlimedogYoshi

2 ай бұрын

Failboat’s editor, Notebock

@kingcraft2932

Ай бұрын

@@Give_riggy_a_raise_for_godits his editor

NOW we know how the failboat community feels about teamwork

9:53 This moment feels tailor-made for out of context clips

After all this months, I realize why thus game was so easy It was designed to be played like this

5:38 kills by depression

I love Kirby so much, and I love you gave chat a drivers seat, and a steering wheel!😂

Love that chat plays kirby the end was emotional but when you said that chat passed there driveing test that made me laughing so hard

As far as I'm concerned, chat is playing the most in character Kirby we have ever seen.

Ok noteblock...I see what you did there with that QR code...well played Also...You did well chat!

Can I just say that I like the detail of including a timer at the top of the screen to show how long the full stream of this video actual took.

1:55 Ooohhhhh so that's why chat keep's calling you father, i just found important failboat lore

15:50 have you not learned your lesson from that one tug of war game on mario party

I really need to start watching these streams

Wait… if classic Kirby is given after defeating void, yet classic Kirby can defeat void termina, isn’t that a paradox!

@Crystal-um2oq

Жыл бұрын

No and only classic Kirby goes back in time to make void turn into Kirby in every single timeline

I remember this. This happened a while ago, the chaos was both fun and infuriating.

Chat: The most powerful being in the universe Failboat: Under Chat’s rule Also Failboat: I WANT TO DIE

Failboat's chat is the only thing that can make someone hate playing _kirby_

That ending was more emotional than every film combined.

I needed this laugh today, thank you. XD

I remember this stream and all the chaos. Fun times.