A Heist with Markiplier | BLOOPERS
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Here are almost all the funny bloopers and deleted scenes from A Heist with Markiplier!
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Hey, thank you to everyone who went through and solved Darkiplier's code to get to the bloopers early! I'm gonna be making this video public tomorrow so everyone can enjoy them but I'm pinning this to immortalize all 98,990 of you who found this video at the time of this comment. You're all amazing!
@cb1459
4 жыл бұрын
It was really fun!
@FetacciniAlfredo
4 жыл бұрын
Aaaand, I'm just barely late for the party per-usual...
@birbelle
4 жыл бұрын
It was really fun :)
@danktoi4189
4 жыл бұрын
This is awesome OWO
@ItsSahendra
4 жыл бұрын
Boi it was a fun ride, but I finally made it here!
Dark: casually applying eyeliner Us: enters room Dark: *shit*
@mx_squishy_rat33
4 жыл бұрын
Every theater kid ever getting ready for a show
@hadihussein44
4 жыл бұрын
by us, you mean the united states right? you can always call me a genius partner *tips fedora*
@MARINE_VIRUS
4 жыл бұрын
@@hadihussein44 *_sTeaLs yO giRl aNd lAugHs_*
@colorsrrealduh
4 жыл бұрын
“Moooooom, I’m not ready yet! Get out of my rooooom!”
@reveadozier8772
4 жыл бұрын
Colors R Real, duh no >:)
It's confirmed. Darkiplier is nothing more than an edgy teenager
@mixedbagmixesmusic1967
4 жыл бұрын
They're broken enough to be a shitty emo at this point. Give Damien a break, he's tired.
@professionellspieler3717
4 жыл бұрын
I mean... your not wrong
@AaronHuiYoutuber
4 жыл бұрын
dang it i was about to comment this
@lukewarmfishwater
4 жыл бұрын
He is a dorky dork XD
@bubbleshi5110
4 жыл бұрын
Emotionless,Edgy and civilised, that's the Darkiplier we know and love ...
*Mat and Mark’s chaotic theater kid energy is unmatched whenever they’re on screen together*
@joshc5613
2 жыл бұрын
did Mark actually do any theater stuff? I know he did band
@sirpuggington1496
2 жыл бұрын
@@joshc5613 I don’t think so, but at this point I’m pretty sure he’s an honorary theatre kid
@cidercake4373
2 жыл бұрын
I'm gonna do timestamps for all Mat and Mark moments- alrighty then, first one. Ooh! 5:24 6:44 No-no! 7:09 AHH- 7:31 Lookie look!
@majesticeagle5461
9 ай бұрын
@@sirpuggington1496no
"Let's put it on your little pretty head here, shall we? "It's a big head!" "It is such a huge head! I thought this was one size fits all but apparently not." UNDERRATED
@hxneyedbellsss
2 жыл бұрын
YESSSSS I WHEEZED AT THAT
@cloudjelly97
2 жыл бұрын
*Laughs both awkwardly and also about to be at each other's throats*
@T.As.AbandonedAdventures
2 жыл бұрын
999th like 🎉
@sharplily
2 жыл бұрын
matt is amazing
@voshi8845
Жыл бұрын
5:25
Mark: are you having some sort of sea-stroke? A- a sea-spasm? Me, an intellectual: *a sea-zure*
@phoenixablaze649
4 жыл бұрын
A missed opportunity
@theminifirefly546
4 жыл бұрын
@TagForcer TLX.14 I should not be laughing at this but I am 😂
@rodrigosantos5258
4 жыл бұрын
@kellan conner how dare he indeed
@alphagreen2040
4 жыл бұрын
I SEA what you did there
@rodrigosantos5258
4 жыл бұрын
@@alphagreen2040 ok, enough of the High Sea Jokes, im already Getting Marooned XD
Mark: * trying to be dark * Mark: * accidentally does a mark doing a dark impression *
@arlynnecumberbatch1056
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like hes doing the 2014 darkiplier hence to his voice XDDD
@kurtyu3972
4 жыл бұрын
well in a scene mark sunfs like jack thoo
@jw5386
3 жыл бұрын
Huh?
@keegan9783
3 жыл бұрын
Time stamp?
@nutella_wewerehere
3 жыл бұрын
@@keegan9783 The very beginning, i’d assume
"If this man would make a choice" "Man?" "Person of indistinguishable gender." "There we go" "It's a spectrum" *I fucking love A Heist With Markiplier*
Mark then: "Which one, dark or light?" Mark now: "Both is good. Memento Mori."
@gamerbtw2166
3 жыл бұрын
argh the pain!
@aadasilander1653
3 жыл бұрын
unus annus, Unus Annus, UNUS ANNUS!!!
@texasroze2371
3 жыл бұрын
That hits hard...
@inactiveaccount9869
3 жыл бұрын
Unus Annus
@norbertmoses7134
3 жыл бұрын
It's the dance of Italy HoAhWoAhWoAh
"you having a sea stroke? a sea spasm?" I was waiting for a "sea-zure"
@deviousvillain0621
4 жыл бұрын
no no that is genius
@cowboybarbaryn1302
4 жыл бұрын
Sea-epsilepy
@The_sweetish_chef
4 жыл бұрын
@@cowboybarbaryn1302 Did you mean epilep-sea?
@dinopiggy8606
4 жыл бұрын
PUNSSSSSSSSS
@lenejpm
3 жыл бұрын
SAME
Mark: *attempts to say his line* Airplane: let me introduce myself
@CherryBlossomOhka
4 жыл бұрын
I hate fed x too
@ejw2354
4 жыл бұрын
I love how that applies to more than one of the bloopers
@levanhuy1791
4 жыл бұрын
That part broke me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@oceanman7122
4 жыл бұрын
It would have been better if you said Airplane: allow me to introduce myself It was a funny joke tho
@randomartist2756
4 жыл бұрын
@@oceanman7122 big *O U C H*
"What? You're alive?" Ethan, probably very high: "Hey"
@FuryMcpurey
3 жыл бұрын
He definitely looks high lol
@wilbur9094
3 жыл бұрын
honestly I wouldn't be surprised if he either smoked weed or was really sleep deprived
@greythomas6199
3 жыл бұрын
@@wilbur9094 or both
@katsuma859
3 жыл бұрын
@@wilbur9094 he does smoke weed lmfao
@anib8863
3 жыл бұрын
@@katsuma859 He does? I know Mark did twice, I didn't know Eef did/does.
i love how ethans cast has "heapass" in large letters
@coolgirl3580
3 жыл бұрын
sameeee
@LemonPepperPie
2 жыл бұрын
Heapass is the new Connor
@voshi8845
Жыл бұрын
8:34
Why is NO ONE TALKING ABOUT: “I thought this was one size fits all but, apparently not...” *sarcastic* “hahaha” Mat really got Mark there 💀
@Jay_Blayde
4 жыл бұрын
Mat actually played out a sick burn them mark just gives off this laugh that sounded like he was 10 seconds before killing.
@kurd-qw6wk
4 жыл бұрын
well big skull means big brains zombiez like big brains
@oldassaccount4790
4 жыл бұрын
YOU CURRENTLY HAVE 666 LIKES ON THIS THEREFORE I WILL LET IT STAY PERFECT
@Brethemagicgirl
4 жыл бұрын
Shumatsu Chan I just wanna thank uhhhh, SATAN 🙌🏽
@oldassaccount4790
4 жыл бұрын
@@Brethemagicgirl aye
Darkiplier: *is manipulative, scary, handsomely evil* Also Darkiplier: *practicing in front of mirror while doing eyeliner* I sense maniplualtive dorkiness.
@mard1_a
4 жыл бұрын
Dorkiplier
@alexjohnson1619
4 жыл бұрын
Sander sides had virgil the edgiest character useeye liner
@incognitospaghet1452
4 жыл бұрын
I live that so much
@lilcricket543
4 жыл бұрын
@ZoixivTheCat Damien is a dork, I love him
@arlynnecumberbatch1056
4 жыл бұрын
@@mard1_a no! Ohghad! 😂😂😭
11:15 “don’t make me look bad in front of mah bois ... and G O I R LS”
imagine sitting in the plane at 4:36 being blissfully unaware that markiplier is on the ground below you
@KTWT7
2 жыл бұрын
I would be screaming my head off if i found that out i wouldve just made the pilot go around im late i know
"THE MATH CHECKS OUT!" "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A SCIENTIST NOT A MATHEMATICIAN!" "Goodbye.." "Tshp- _no?!"_
@bugeatbark
3 жыл бұрын
I am the k
@mustashee
3 жыл бұрын
You gotta do math to do the physic
@tishiundercover8467
3 жыл бұрын
"My sweet child"
@aurora_boreali5702
3 жыл бұрын
they sound like mpc's
"why is mark wearing logs on his feet?" "he likes to be tall"
@fandomshipper8674
4 жыл бұрын
Anne Mathis Later Mark: **bumps his head on a low hanging branch** Me, a short 13 y/o: **laughs microscopically**
@megashark1013
4 жыл бұрын
It was fleeting, but he got to spend some small amount of his life being over 6ft tall.
@xanmanskaggs216
4 жыл бұрын
Something he can't have in real life
9:27 Mark: *gestures to arm* you wanna kiss? Director: CuT!
@CRLTV721
6 ай бұрын
LOL
I have this image of Celine taking a break/going to sleep and Damien, the soft boi, deciding to take Dark to the bathroom to practice lines like a theatre kid while Celine can’t judge him sibling-style XD
Intro: *starts creepy* Me: uh oh Intro: *Dark gets embarrassed* Me: aw
@2dsimp225
4 жыл бұрын
Aww...so precious!!! My precious boy!!!!
@SeerIncYT
4 жыл бұрын
his inner damien is showing.
@lilyanaalmodovar7378
4 жыл бұрын
he looks evil on the outside. but on the inside (Damien), he's a cinnamon roll
@TheDigitalWeeb
3 жыл бұрын
@@SeerIncYT absolutely hilarious
@Justaspacequeen
3 жыл бұрын
He’s got a reputation to uphold 🥺
Markiplier: Airplane: *Im about to end this man’s whole career*
@dereknight861
4 жыл бұрын
Furanshisu FUKK YOU! NO ONE WANTS YOU! AH HATES YOUUUU
@Furan05
4 жыл бұрын
Derek Night ok boomer
@roystone777
4 жыл бұрын
@@Furan05 i think he was not offending you but the airplane
@hadihussein44
4 жыл бұрын
@@roystone777 okay boomer
@roystone777
4 жыл бұрын
@@hadihussein44 ok boomer
It took me until 7:10 to figure out THE CRAZY MAN IS *MATPAT* I only managed to identify him by the scream... that man is a crazy good actor
@CRLTV721
6 ай бұрын
I read a comment about that but I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL THEN! 😅
9:56 Bob: "Drop your weapons, please!" Mark: "O mae wa mo shinderu. You know what that means?" Bob: "...No." That got a chuckle outta me.
the darkiplier scene in the beginning is actually before the second to last split up in the game thats why he said “now is not the time for us to meet” which implies he actually wants to make a good impression when he meets us.
@gracewinchester-baggins4205
4 жыл бұрын
ObsidianX he wants to make sure he looks put together and sounds nice and scary. We just ruined his big plan for our reunion. Poor bb.
@crystalgaming3914
4 жыл бұрын
ooh Is that a theory or sumthin'?
@KuratCTA
3 жыл бұрын
I thought that was fairly obvious?
@bod-7268
3 жыл бұрын
Why the heck are there 2K likes and only 3 Replies? well Now 4
@Justaspacequeen
3 жыл бұрын
And that fact that he sounded flustered like we caught him off guard-
Mark: People will spend all week trying to find all the endings ! Everyone after an hour:
@sebastianianmagallanes3997
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it didn't take me that long. On the same day it was released, I believe to have finished everything and this is my final video from this series
@theanxiousone5344
4 жыл бұрын
XD YEAH
@retrorebootmusic
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, if you go about it systematically, it's super simple
@xXHydroDragonXx
4 жыл бұрын
It took me two days... but that's because I started at 11pm and finished 12am :)
@TKBold
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, the journey was short, but damn if it wasn't fun.
8:35 ethan has heapass written on his cast lmfao i love that
Not me watching this a year later after Unus Annus is gone and crying over Mark saying "My sweet child". 🥺😭 Why is Mark so wholesome???
Markiplier: "It will probably take you guys a week to finish" Every Markiplier fan: *Laughing in the background*
@luccamalualves8261
4 жыл бұрын
Iñaki Gonzalez I did it in three hours while sleep deprived 😂
@DainboRash
4 жыл бұрын
I DID IT IN 2 HOURS
@ashlesnec44
4 жыл бұрын
I did it in three hours and wrote down everything xD
@callforththerats
4 жыл бұрын
If you don’t count my breaks, it took me about 7 hours lol
@erinnicole442
4 жыл бұрын
It took barely two days without me fully contributing a whole day
Something about Dark sitting on his bathroom counter because he’s too short to reach the mirror is absolutely hilarious.
@Corviidei
4 жыл бұрын
I DIDNT SEE THAT AT FIRST JSJDHDJS
@fox-fluffl9002
4 жыл бұрын
I do it too, Dark is among sympathising people X3
@annengland6845
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly same though
@colorsrrealduh
4 жыл бұрын
No-how could that be-Mark is UNBELIEVABLY TALL, AS YOU *ALL* KNOW-
@GippyHappy
4 жыл бұрын
Well it’s not necessarily about height. It’s more comfortable than leaning over and having the counter dig into your hips
12:13 “ *_YOURE ALIVE!?_* “ “ _hey :)_ “
Ok so, I’m watching this after In Space and I’m willing to gamble that the crystal on the object at 3:50 is the same one attached to our hand during In Space. Really ties into the multiversal theme
@sophiamthompson1149
Жыл бұрын
There’s actually an ending in heist where the box has a portable temporal displacement device inside it! I think it’s ending 30?
@doctoreggman5537
5 ай бұрын
I'm here from the future, you called it.
Mark was probably like: "I'll give them a week to solve it" Well would you look at how many people are here already
@StepOne1
4 жыл бұрын
I mean most of us found the password thanks to other people XD
@Onchigo
4 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure this is not the secret we have to find
@LarusFotia
4 жыл бұрын
While it is true that some people came here after seeing the password, but Victoria still has a point, there's a group of people on Reddit combining efforts to compile all the codes into one cutting the time needed to get the password immensely.
@TorchicEX
4 жыл бұрын
I spent so long finding this on my own...wished I would have just went to reddit to find it. Now to see if there is anything aside from bloopers in this.
@Not_Ciel
4 жыл бұрын
@@Onchigo I agree. I'm sure there's another secret and this was just the start of it.
Mark: Maan? MatPat: Person of indistinguishable gender. Mark: *Proud Mark Noises*
@arlynnecumberbatch1056
4 жыл бұрын
*markiplier said gender rights! No, it was neutrality! Frick!*
@lunarose7914
4 жыл бұрын
Who is MatPat? I always thought that was Ethan.
@jacker2110
4 жыл бұрын
@@lunarose7914 the "he is mat pat" thing is just a theory, a game theory!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAH....... he is the owner of the channel game theory.
@robina.c.6380
4 жыл бұрын
"it's a spectrum!" **proud handshake**
@robina.c.6380
4 жыл бұрын
@@jordy469 this take is so cold that it made the Titanic sink
Dark: *tries to reach mirror* Jim: I guess we should call him Tiny Jim! Dark: *incoherent screeching*
11:09 the guy on the right silently urging you to shake his hand killed me 😂
“Omae Wa Mou... Shinderu..... You know what that means?” “.....no?!” *_You are already dead_*
@Jomalthe3rdjr
4 жыл бұрын
Nani
@Jomalthe3rdjr
4 жыл бұрын
@@Iwillhavevengeance fnaf fan boi
@Secret_Takodachi
4 жыл бұрын
Somehow saying this phrase with an RPG is much more threatening than it is with a sword!
@ashlesnec44
4 жыл бұрын
NaNI?!?!?
@BokuWaSaber
4 жыл бұрын
he meant to say nani but then tried to say noni
Darkiplier: *rehearsing and putting on makeup in the bathroom*. Me: *internal screams*.
@Phoebe5448
4 жыл бұрын
Me: DAYUM BOI 😍🥰😁👏😏💘👌
@fanairean406
4 жыл бұрын
Same. I fucking loved that scene
@gachajames3035
4 жыл бұрын
I can see him actually doing that.
@phoenixablaze649
4 жыл бұрын
I was looking for a comment about that! We stan an awkward got-caught-in-bloops Darkiplier lmao
@maisieconejo1621
4 жыл бұрын
Isn't it *Markiplier*?
Time stamps: 0:00: Theater boy Darkiplier 0:53: Mark breaks the bomb 1:05: Airplane? 1:20: How to say “apocalypse” 1:26: Ed can’t keep his balance 1:34: This thing…? 2:00: Ro tries to talk 2:10: Ro tries to talk again 2:16: Grapple troubles (and a map) 2:22: More grapple troubles 2:25: How to say “box” 2:34: Bush camping 3:00: Mark is confusion 3:06: Mark can’t read 3:11: “Stoic” guard 3:20: Nice cock 3:29: Duh, no! 3:42: Mark Sidious 3:53: YEET 4:00: YEET again 4:05: Let’s save the world! 4:14: Fed-Ex invasion 4:36: Line? 4:53: I declare a thumb war 5:10: Butterfingers 5:16: Mark’th lithp 5:25: Yeah…this is big brain time 5:34: Gender spectrum 6:03: Mark still can’t read 6:12: Mark can’t speak either 6:21: THE HAT 6:29: Mark is a hypocrite 6:38: MatPat the creep 6:44: MatPat stutters 6:51: Sea sick 6:58: RIP 7:10: Yowza! 7:13: Meat 7:22: BONK! 7:32: Mark can’t speak again 7:36: CLUNK 7:45: Stuck 7:55: Stuck again 8:03: Short stubby arms 8:13: Geronimo Part 1: Bottoms up! 8:25: Geronimo Part 2: Dominos! 8:39: Geronimo Part 3: Amy’s opinion 8:43: Geronimo Part 4: Germanium! 8:50: Mark’s RPG 9:01: Bob the undercover f**k 9:05: Can Mark dig? 9:11: Bob the confused cop 9:23: Flex 9:32: How to put down an RPG 9:50: RIP again 9:56: The correct response is, “Nani?!” 10:02: Mark really can’t speak 10:21: Omai Wa Mou Part 2: Electric Boogaloo 10:28: Yancy-Vision 10:38: It’s still going…Bang? 10:47: Mark just can’t help it… 10:57: Screaming 101 with Wade 11:04: Yancy is sexist 11:19: Screaming 101 with Bob 11:29: Here’s how this is gonna go… 11:39: More of Mark’th lithp 12:07: Ethan? 12:22: The legs 12:30: Where’d that flashlight come from? 12:51: Return of Fed-Ex 13:03: We were recording? 13:11: Trucks and planes… 13:19: HangMark 13:26: Another truck 13:40: Bennett Foddy Style RAGE 13:58: Sexy Darkiplier
The best part is when people keep talking in character after they flubbed. "Oh no, me map!"
Mat: "If this man would make a choice-" Mark: "Man?" Mat: ". . .Person of indistinguishable gender" Mark: "There we go." Mat: "It's a spectrum." Had me dead
@blakejeffries3365
4 жыл бұрын
Madame Jelly I was hoping to find a comment about that clip 😂
@valentinewhite9298
4 жыл бұрын
he's right tho
@txkyosins_
4 жыл бұрын
Those are words of my entire life...And I hate explaining the spectrum
@BitterJoyXx
4 жыл бұрын
Madame Jelly haha I was watching that as I read this comment 🤣
@deadgir1walking31
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 Edit: 1000th like♥️
Sitting on a sink while doing makeup and running lines? Dark is a theatre kid confirmed.
@ethan8975
4 жыл бұрын
an emo theatre kid lmao
@mcthlady
4 жыл бұрын
Litteraly what we have to do for each show in my drama class xD
@CoasterRoastersStudios
4 жыл бұрын
A theatre kid who should be a techie but got a main role who also hates the 'true main role'
@materdoit5667
4 жыл бұрын
How else did you think he got his forehead so shiny
@MaphiaCPK
4 жыл бұрын
So.... ...I laughed, then realised I do that. ... ..pride?
3:28 Gold moment right there, just Mark going "Tpsh-NoOo!"
Unus Annus got deleted so I am crying and eating chicken and watching these
@Kai-iy3kk
3 жыл бұрын
Same 😭😭😭
@greythomas6199
3 жыл бұрын
Nice i want chicken now and unus annus
Next is A Flight With Markiplier, to take his revenge on planes
@klaudiso
4 жыл бұрын
This comment made my day
@clarycekoonce586
4 жыл бұрын
Lets fund that
@bluegloriousgames
4 жыл бұрын
Yaas
@MDG-mykys
4 жыл бұрын
Careful
@rbmac110
4 жыл бұрын
I would so fund that
Darkiplier: gets embarrassed me: aw Dark: *angry dark noises*
@nosleep9816
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr cute
@theglassesgirls2440
3 жыл бұрын
@@nosleep9816 exactly
@purelyhiddenmask7421
2 жыл бұрын
Time stamp??
@CaLypSO4456
2 жыл бұрын
:3
@didjetskulkextra
2 жыл бұрын
You mean Angy Derk Noises
Mark: What? You're alive?! Ethan: hey
Me watching this confused: “I should’ve watched a heist with Markiplier before I watched this.”
Mark: " *omaewa mou shinderiru* You know what that means?" Bob: ".....no... i don't"
@Gldtr39
4 жыл бұрын
Linkin Aryan that’s when he exploded
@Roy_Akira
4 жыл бұрын
At 9:55 lmao ikr
@mazvis3304
4 жыл бұрын
NANI?
@mx.sinistxr
4 жыл бұрын
*_n a n i ? ! ?_*
@WillShakes423
4 жыл бұрын
Hai, omae da. Demo, watashi wa?
Ethan: * laughing * _“d o m i n o s”_
@natkatmac
4 жыл бұрын
G E R A N I U M
@Maukiki
4 жыл бұрын
*O O F*
"An airplane, a fucking airplane. God, i'm an idiot, sorry." pure gold
Ethan dying over "dominos" is my new favorite thing lmfao
@joshc5613
2 жыл бұрын
this is the same man who forgot the word "skillet"
“The math checks out.” “I thought you were a scientist, not a mathematician!” “...Goodbye.” *”NoOo”*
@zubaydi
4 жыл бұрын
Is math related to science?
@jjstyle8847
4 жыл бұрын
@@Black25284 chill
@jjstyle8847
4 жыл бұрын
@@Black25284 not really but k
@minty_the_sweet_alicorn7133
4 жыл бұрын
nick pilar22 aren’t you a wonderfully charming person, so full of unbelievable charisma.
@therealakiyama
4 жыл бұрын
ulysse delanoe scientific formulas are related to math
nobody: dark, trying to be scary: perHAps
@axep3785
3 жыл бұрын
He's that Peter Griffin meme
@LynxLycan2
3 жыл бұрын
Jschlatt?
@Kai-iy3kk
3 жыл бұрын
PerHAps I'M the CRazY oNe
@greythomas6199
3 жыл бұрын
Sorry but i love your icon WE.STAN SCHLATT
@akish302
3 жыл бұрын
Your pfp did war crimes in 1999
8:35 I never noticed the "HEAPASS" on Ethan's cast
Everyone: commenting on how dark is on top the sink doing make-up Me: 12:20 ₕₑy
@a5hmustd1e
3 жыл бұрын
it’s so good 😂
@FuryMcpurey
3 жыл бұрын
Eef is a goober, we love to see it
Does anyone else crack up every time he stays in character when he makes a mistake
@hxneyedbellsss
2 жыл бұрын
lmao yes i was just thinking those are my favorite types of bloopers lol
@ferociousfeind8538
2 жыл бұрын
You might break a passable scene if you break character as soon as you make a mistake! A mistake met with in-character nonsense might be workable, a mistake with out-of-character nonsense absolutely cannot work. At least that's how I'd see it. Also, there's a chance that much of it is improvisation and so any of them could be exactly what we're looking for?
@harptastic
Жыл бұрын
@@ferociousfeind8538 yeah!! and they can’t break until the director calls cut
“If this man could make a choice” “Man?” “Person of undistinguishable gender. Its a spectrum”
@SqepFray
4 жыл бұрын
Mark: "there we go"
I like how someone messes up but the camera person is just like: *you're doin good lad, keep going*
3:40 _``My sweet child``_ *...Dad?*
Mark: "I'll give my most dedicated about a week" Me: "Challenge accepted" **finishes and solves the puzzle in 3 hours**
@pinkwolf2019
4 жыл бұрын
My god that is me
@pinkwolf2019
4 жыл бұрын
@@r2-d2withatophat Actually me too...but hey did get to see Dark again ^^
@UltimateKyuubiFox
4 жыл бұрын
R2-D2 with a Tophat Yeah.
@colorsrrealduh
4 жыл бұрын
I award us all the annoyingly devoted fan badge
@colorsrrealduh
4 жыл бұрын
R2-D2 with a Tophat YES. SCREW IMPORTANT WORK HABITS BEING TAUGHT IN SCHOOL, I NEED TO MEMORIZE EVERY GODDAMN SENTENCE OF THIS MASTERPIECE Even if that means I have to stay up until 3:00 to finish any homework I missed godammit-
mark and matt improvising together is my favourite thing
Every time Mark messes up in a scene he says “I’m sorry” and I’m crying-
"NoW iS nOt ThE tImE fOr Us To MeEt!!" Darkiplire 2019 - 2020
@WillShakes423
4 жыл бұрын
Now is not the time for us-HURRY UP!!!!!!
@BroomCEO
4 жыл бұрын
L I R E
@Atraks-1_MILF_Exo
4 жыл бұрын
"darkiplire" -Doge :P 2019-2020
@SeerIncYT
4 жыл бұрын
everybody gangsta until damien meets us before we should meet.
I love how Ethan just died when you said “Dominos” instead of “geronimo.”
@kingamity1985
4 жыл бұрын
Amy regretted the last 5 years of her life
Dark: *Sitting on the sink applying eyeliner and running lines* Me: *Walks in* Dark: Fuck. Me: How sweet. Dark: GET OUTTTTTT!!
This is getting me hyped for the inevitable In Space bloopers.
It would be so cool if this video ended with a "The ending...!" The Revelation 0 out of 31
@will_danz
4 жыл бұрын
I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S IN THE DAMN BAWHHX!!!
@will_danz
4 жыл бұрын
I hope it's actually tiny box tim.
@itsarocklol
4 жыл бұрын
El Palapin 69*
@YourBoyTrue
4 жыл бұрын
@@will_danz It's not what's in the box... it has to be... THE BOX ITSELF! That's it! It's a multi-dimensional Schrodinger box! Everything in the box must exist at the same time in different universes until the box is opened!
@jadeaim
4 жыл бұрын
that was what i was literally hoping 4
Imagine being on an airplane and looking down and just seeing this disgruntled man yelling at you.
@caylaweinberg2327
4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Kai-iy3kk
3 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@paggetio8847
3 жыл бұрын
lmao
7:09 this bit makes me want to see more Matpat acting. It’s so adorable and he does such a good job being in character.
Mark being mean to a FedEx Plane for nearly 10 seconds is fresh content :)
"Oh, you're... early." Considering Markimoo expected it to take us a week or so, yeah a little early.
@eZeero
4 жыл бұрын
I think the whole point of it was most likely...a set up.We won't get the whole truth yet "Now is not the time".He must've made it so only after a week the "truth" comes out.He only said that it will take us a week,it doesn't mean he really thought that.Maybe he expected us to find it early.Who knows?Maybe it was all intentional and only after a week it will be revealed.
@daybreak2127
4 жыл бұрын
@@eZeero knowing Mark, it is probably hidden deeper than numbers appearing under question marks.
@TheCelticTrio
4 жыл бұрын
Which choices get to the Pirates?
@BlueflagAlpha
4 жыл бұрын
@@TheCelticTrio Wait For Rescue
@TheCelticTrio
4 жыл бұрын
@@BlueflagAlpha Ok. I've almost exhausted the 'paddle home' route I think
"Now is not the time for us to meet!" Damien/Dark yells this, in his PJs, in the middle of brushing his teeth in the bathroom
@a.ro5
4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he putting eyeliner on ?
@ruz01_7
4 жыл бұрын
How did you? WAT?!
Dark: Trying to be scary Also Dark: Putting on Makeup in the mirror and saying nice things about himself
Me: *Hyperventilating because Dark blew me a kiss*
Mark: “Omae wa mou shinderiu, you know what that means?” Bob *visible confusion*: “...No” What an icon
@poco4756
4 жыл бұрын
NANI!?!?
@colorsrrealduh
4 жыл бұрын
meme music *aAAAgGGHH!*
@therealdeal822
4 жыл бұрын
9:57 lol
@juliey20
4 жыл бұрын
WHO LIKED THIS TO MAKE 667 LIKES?
@Jessica-nz5hk
4 жыл бұрын
That means you're already dead
My favorite part was: Mark: hi there are you alive Ethan: *waves*
@dolopdieren
4 жыл бұрын
And don't forget the faint "hi" from Ethan. That was hilarious!
@arandomperson5694
4 жыл бұрын
What about 7:22
@ankitasaha9414
4 жыл бұрын
Where was that lol
@yipeee
4 жыл бұрын
You got his name wrong... It's *wingus*
5:51 If a random cannibal on a desert island accepts the new definition of gender, everyone should. 😂
@VladIsLove22
5 ай бұрын
I won’t
Darkiplier is now confirmed physical embodiment of the “Actually Cassidy, I am busy” vine
"This thing was gonna be worth alot of money on the black market-" **Skelton drops from ceiling**
@rafasilva1265
4 жыл бұрын
****Raises skeleton's head****
@angelusioritan1763
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, that's exactly what happened
@huckleberry5794
4 жыл бұрын
SKY
@BlueflagAlpha
4 жыл бұрын
Plane in the sky
@gergogadget4262
4 жыл бұрын
"StOp fIgHtiNG Me!!"
7:07 I love how MatPat scares Mark and Mark in turn ends up scaring MatPat.
@Frank-et3pb
3 жыл бұрын
Return*
@tywandafloyd5432
3 жыл бұрын
Wait game theory guy was in this? I did not know that
@bluebunanimates6590
3 жыл бұрын
That's such a "me" move, for some reason XD
@Randomness823
3 жыл бұрын
It took me until that moment to realize it was Matpat playing that character. The man can act.
@bluebunanimates6590
3 жыл бұрын
@@Randomness823 *yes he can*
5:18 - Tongue twister - the hardest one for a pirate!
Everyone: *being professional* Mark: *starts cussing out a plane*
Her: "i've done the calculations, the math checks out" Mark: "I thought you were a scientist not a mathematician" Her: "why?" When people forget that science and math ties together
@owenjames8575
4 жыл бұрын
She says goodbye
@alexmudkip5974
4 жыл бұрын
"Math and Science are related!"
@imarock.7662
4 жыл бұрын
"Is math related to science?"
“Person of indistinguishable gender.” “There we go!” “-Its a spectrum..!” *shakes hand*
@smolselene9453
3 жыл бұрын
@piggy boi いいえ
@jaxthealien6329
3 жыл бұрын
Me trying to explain my gender to my parents
@jennifermckenzie5632
3 жыл бұрын
@piggy boi Aktyèlman, ki pa kòrèk.
@smolselene9453
3 жыл бұрын
@@jennifermckenzie5632 なんてこった?
@slavicmalchik
3 жыл бұрын
I think we were playing as Darkiplier the whole time. Is there a chance
Dark: *gets embarrassed he was caught putting on eyeliner and practicing his lines* Me: Awe can I just hug you Damien! Celine!
I don't believe the fact that Mark was gonna be an engineer, he seems like the most theater kid ever
"Perhaps I'm the crazy one" I'm pretty sure I'm the crazy one now after witnessing 31 alternate universes
@julesb77
4 жыл бұрын
Ya
@smirkfanta5535
4 жыл бұрын
Ya
@zaryacortez5498
4 жыл бұрын
Ya
@Remidyo
4 жыл бұрын
Ya
@raymondwiggins354
4 жыл бұрын
Ya
Mark: You wanna kiss it? The person behind the camera instantly: CUT!
@flyingfoxx356
4 жыл бұрын
“Wait never mind keep rolling”
@NumoNG
4 жыл бұрын
@@flyingfoxx356 XD
5:38 Matpat 10 years after trying to salve fnafs lore!!
I love the matpat blooper “If this man would make a choi-“ “MAN?” “Person of indistinguishable gender.” “There we go.” “It’s a spectrum.” That handshake just made it too xD
"Omae wa mou shindeiru...Do you know what that means?" "...no."
@redlophix5670
3 жыл бұрын
But so fucking helpless and quiet😂😂
@vgamer456
3 жыл бұрын
NANI?!
@itshardbeingthefavourite6804
3 жыл бұрын
When? Please, when? XDDD I need a timeline
@FuryMcpurey
3 жыл бұрын
@@itshardbeingthefavourite6804 you mean timestamp?
@itshardbeingthefavourite6804
3 жыл бұрын
@@FuryMcpurey uh- I- yeah XDD sorry
12:13 Mark: "Your alive?" Ethan: "hey" I died XDDD
@JoseTheLine-NewHope
4 жыл бұрын
Me too xD
@shacochad7052
4 жыл бұрын
You're
@calico5304
4 жыл бұрын
Ethan legit looked like a raccoon that had been caught going through the trash can at 2am
@jillianearley2779
4 жыл бұрын
Ethan is soo fucking cute there lmao
@sophieester9445
4 жыл бұрын
12:20
Mark at the end saying ”but that’s all I’m going to give you” with his low Dark voice....... I had a chill going down my spine.
7:27 LINES NOT TO BE CROSSED YOU SON OF A PIRATE!
"If this man would make a choice" "Maan?" "Person of indistinguishable gender" "There we go!" "It's a spectrum"
@denisedinh
4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@Slashy.
4 жыл бұрын
@@denisedinh 5:51
@gyabbyrose746
3 жыл бұрын
*happy nonbinary noises*
@rubiecava
3 жыл бұрын
happy demiboy noises
@Kai-iy3kk
3 жыл бұрын
**Happy nonbinary afab noises**
Catching Dark off guard is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
@scp6106
4 жыл бұрын
Same
6:38 I... I can't describe how much joy this one form of matpat brings me
8:33 Ethan trying not to lose his shit 😭😭