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@ethancross2322

5 жыл бұрын

wut

@tommytigert5993

5 жыл бұрын

Love your work bucko

@ThatGuy-te9wh

5 жыл бұрын

They're getting way better.

@ethancross2322

5 жыл бұрын

@@lorddevilfish5868 Which one?

@ThinWhiteAxe

5 жыл бұрын

Is it bad that my favourite part was the credits talk? Don't get me wrong, the whole thing was hilarious, but 'YA BLOODY WELL DONATE ON SUSCRIBESTAR, MAN!'

What I took from this is you have 2 choices; a) a clean room b) the Gulag

@nolovedivision3882

4 жыл бұрын

Or something approximating that

@jimmyjack5200

4 жыл бұрын

Keep your room clean is a compacted question do you mean keep the paint the same color, or the door frame in the same shape

@nionashborn7626

4 жыл бұрын

c) clean the Gulag

@TheBehm08

4 жыл бұрын

And if you don’t keep your room clean, we will ALL be sent to the bloody gulag!

@tonygreif4931

4 жыл бұрын

If there are only two choices, that precludes the bloody likelihood that choice is inherent in the modern chimpanzee psyche. You've gotta really think here and reevaluate your position in the dominance hierarchy considering you used a semicolon instead of a colon. Clean your room.

This was just an excuse to do his Kermit Peterson impression.

@colindupee

5 жыл бұрын

In his defense, his writing was also spot-on.

@TheOriginalIronicbadger

5 жыл бұрын

"kermit Peterson" 🤣🤣🤣

@MaaronK42

5 жыл бұрын

It felt like he kept switching between kermit and shaggy lol. Listen to the credits for 100% shaggy.

@the_gp9_802

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@cymes82

4 жыл бұрын

@Fuert Neigt That really depends on what you define as "talking" and "everything". I mean , "everything" is a really broad term - I'm not even sure if it can be defined.

"Well, what put you at the top of the dominance hierarchy all of a sudden?" is my new favorite insult.

@ivanlourencao3259

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, it's great

@anastasiat1481

2 жыл бұрын

Sameee

@videakias3000

2 жыл бұрын

@John Mills insult?how is that an insult?

@johnmills5168

2 жыл бұрын

@@videakias3000 It implies that the individual attempting to assert dominance over me is mistaken in his dominance and that he is, in reality, lower than I am on the sectional dominance hierarchy.

@neoneoneofu

2 жыл бұрын

Don't try this actually being at gun point, though

*Mugger:* Give me your money! *Peterson:* _sends mugger into existential crisis_

@lost_pmc_3927

2 жыл бұрын

“Get yeeted by a lobster man” - Jordan Peterson

@JohnSmith-ox3gy

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the "Practical Philosophy" video by Studio C

@MusicalMarble

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the Studio C sketch where the philosopher is defending a bank vault

@coreyklaustermeier5692

2 жыл бұрын

He’s taking a page out of uncle Iroh’s book

@efxnews4776

Жыл бұрын

Chad move! That guy look into the abyss and the abyss look back at him and said that "he owns the snakes"!

You better bloody well keep your snake gulag clean, man!

@radosaworman7628

5 жыл бұрын

Bucko-man*

@ashton564

5 жыл бұрын

If you want to save your father from the belly of the whale!!!!

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

Ask the father if he wants 2 be saved in the first place.

@Jamesmatise

5 жыл бұрын

Snake gulags are tight.

@aquanetta6307

5 жыл бұрын

Oh god the voice

"You think holding people at gunpoint is a practical long-term solution to your problems, dont ya?"

@skyranger1366

4 жыл бұрын

I mean goverment does it all the time.

@-Zer0Dark-

4 жыл бұрын

Stealing that for next time I get mugged.

@imageisn0thing

4 жыл бұрын

Isak Monstad 😂😂😂

@hazardoushumanoid6804

4 жыл бұрын

I mean.. Long as there are guns...and people for me to point at

@qwerty49424

4 жыл бұрын

@@hazardoushumanoid6804 ur a people, could point it at ur self?

"I've battled the snakes.. AND NOW I CONTROL THE SNAKES"

@plfaproductions

3 жыл бұрын

Snake Peterson

@greggeverman5578

3 жыл бұрын

Was so random I had to rewind the whole part.

@robinpohl2702

3 жыл бұрын

He's too powerful to be kept alive

@Prakriti2041

3 жыл бұрын

I'd wear a t-shirt with this on it.

@Mustlord_Guitar_Ambient

3 жыл бұрын

2:00 This whole sequence was a thing of beauty.

Robber: “Give me all your money!” Jordan Peterson: *Rolls a Nat 20 on intimidation*

@commontater1785

3 жыл бұрын

That is the point, isn't it? He can intimidate his interlocutor without looking like a bully. Quite an amazing skill.

@shubzilla755

3 жыл бұрын

Like it would have gone any differently on a Nat 1. ;)

@ashtonriley3238

3 жыл бұрын

Nice dnd reference lol!

@commanderbacon6426

2 жыл бұрын

It’s nice finding other dnd fans in the wild.

@tietdrifter2041

2 жыл бұрын

A Nat 1 would be he calls out the snakes first and then goes into intimidation. 😋

As a gulag snake, I can confirm that I'm terrified of postmodernist Indiana Jones.

@dcorica79

5 жыл бұрын

As a 🐍 myself... I am offended by white men in hats with whips & revolvers.....

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

Call the lobster 4 help.

@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS

5 жыл бұрын

@@MadamoftheCatHouse where's the butter?

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

@how to drive a Tardis Wherever the lemon is.

@heathervogt3409

5 жыл бұрын

Ride the snakes to the lakes!

That gun point robbery had me dead

@guillermodolla4776

4 жыл бұрын

Oh what puts you in the top of the dominance hierarchy?

@sumvs5992

3 жыл бұрын

Only because you couldn't debate the criminal well

@Lexilove2016

3 жыл бұрын

You spoiled it

@Trelior

3 жыл бұрын

That depends on what you mean by "dead"

@josiah9712

3 жыл бұрын

That depends on what you mean by “that”

When he said "Ohhhhhhhh you just work here huh?" I about died laughing. 😂

@richatwanderer4915

2 жыл бұрын

@Lighthouse Horror hey! I'm a fan of yours. It's nice to see you out in the wild, keep up the awesome narration.

@LighthouseHorror

2 жыл бұрын

@@richatwanderer4915 thanks Richat!

@Hindutvaiscringe

2 жыл бұрын

hi

@dkodamathews7551

2 жыл бұрын

Hello again new friend! Funny seeing you here

@aelius3805

2 жыл бұрын

Hey! You get back to reading scary stories and give us the mfing spooks! I need something to listen to while I drink my morning energy drinks, BUCKO.

*has a literal gun in his face* "Well why are YOU at the top of the dominance hierarchy?"

Well that really depends what you mean by "Jordan Peterson"

@drakke125Channel

5 жыл бұрын

that line is legit. You never know what people 'actually' mean even by just words, its never safe to assume and interpret what people are saying because its so easy to misunderstand, that and people aren't good at conveyance anymore.

@outofbluepills

5 жыл бұрын

LOL, Mastin.

@williwonti

5 жыл бұрын

@@drakke125Channel correct

@lucasdesiqueira6122

5 жыл бұрын

@@drakke125Channel my friend asked me the other day if I was angry so I asked him back what does he meant by angry and he said boring... just imagine lol

@Shark-hn4mv

4 жыл бұрын

Mr. 8-Bit Doggo, I was going to correct you on everything but I can't tell if you're trolling or not.

He sounds like an unholy combination of Kermit and Shaggy.

@SycrosD4

5 жыл бұрын

Existence wouldn’t be able handle that level of raw power

@shannonstille9603

5 жыл бұрын

@BIG CHUNGUS don't forget yoda

@cherrycoyote55

5 жыл бұрын

@@SycrosD4 reality would crack before they finished the fusion dance

@MrBLARG85

5 жыл бұрын

candiigurl7893 EXACTLY what I was thinking LOL

@wlan246

5 жыл бұрын

@@shannonstille9603 Forget Yoda, do not. (There, fixed it for you I did.)

"Pretty soon no one will want to associate with you, let alone be your FRIEND" that poor robber

@rsmania01

3 жыл бұрын

:’(

@efxnews4776

Жыл бұрын

Imagine you looking into the abyss and the abyss then look back at you and say, "i control the snakes!" I would shat my pants right there.

@pistemutaagio

Жыл бұрын

@@efxnews4776 Hello There!

@efxnews4776

Жыл бұрын

@@pistemutaagio that's what it said to me, when i look in the abyss! I still shat on my pants...

@Chris-jw8vm

3 ай бұрын

My mum basically gave me this speech when I was like 7. Not exactly the same speech but the spirit of it was the same.

Even when they turn him into a cartoon, he still gives pretty sound advice 😂

@kelleycook2627

Жыл бұрын

Jordan Peterson does not give advice know does he take advice he listens

I love the fact that he is asserting his position in the DOMINANCE HIERARCHY by constantly T-posing. Absolute chad.

@asymsolutions

5 жыл бұрын

@Rigard Radaghast Jordan Peterson only T-poses because his logic breaks the matrix.

@simeonnovkov7921

5 жыл бұрын

@@QualityPen in hello neighbor sometimes it would glitch and he would just stand there t posing

@ardaorhan

5 жыл бұрын

He's mimicing the Christ on the cross

@0my

5 жыл бұрын

@Rigard Radaghast what does that even mean

@dennispashin4393

5 жыл бұрын

ardaorhan Our lord and savior is the original T poser

I’m not locked in this gulag with you... YOU’RE LOCKED IN THIS GULAG WITH ME, BUCKO!

@shotbro4998

5 жыл бұрын

Rorschach Peterson 😂

@rustlerv6549

4 жыл бұрын

You have good taste in film/graphic novels. Thank you

The way he says “thought” at 2:44 is just priceless

"Who put you at the top of the dominance hierarchy?" is now my favorite phrase

As A Peterson Fan, This 100% Accurate.

@russpeele9882

5 жыл бұрын

As am I, bet Dr. Peterson got a kick outta it.

@AndrielleHillis

4 жыл бұрын

I like Person as well, and I was laughing my head off the entire time!

@aidan.2263

4 жыл бұрын

Chika Takami nice profile pic lol

@5ilver42

4 жыл бұрын

@@russpeele9882 well, he shared it on facebook today, so probably.

@radthadd

4 жыл бұрын

Im the 1.1k like... I have proof

"and we could all use a little chaaaaaaaannnnggge!" I honestly think Dr. Peterson would really enjoy this haha. Tweet it out boys.

@Vertfil2

5 жыл бұрын

I said yeap, what a concept!)

@Umeshkumar-yerp

5 жыл бұрын

I could use a little fuel myself

@SGTRhonin

5 жыл бұрын

He's spoken about parodies of him in the past like the Jordan Peterson vs Peter Jordanson video. I think he's a good sport when it comes to this kind of stuff

@kamuix2056

5 жыл бұрын

Well hopefully he likes it cause I just sent it to him

@joethestrat

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for tweeting it out, I'm not old but I'm an old soul because I don't use social media whatdoyoucallems. I hope Dr. Peterson knows this all comes from an appreciation of his work, nothing more. Respect Dr. P.

I never noticed how much he sounded like Kermit the frog until I started watching these cartoons lmao

He is a kind and polite man. He always takes great care of how he frames his speech so that his words don't make others feel small.

Please clean your room, I would appreciate not working at a bloody gulag.

@yadoa3

5 жыл бұрын

@RuleofVicus first like of the first comment. MAGA!

@Volnost

5 жыл бұрын

Why do the only two replies on a libertarian video say MAGA lmao

@yadoa3

5 жыл бұрын

@@Volnost I mostly did it for shits and giggles, laughing along with the first comment.

@Volnost

5 жыл бұрын

@@yadoa3 i assumed

@cog_in_the_machine4303

5 жыл бұрын

But it s so bloody messy man

I haven't laughed like that in a while. "NOW I CONTROL THE SNAKES. The snakes obey my will and I can force them to carry you away to the underworld." Gold.

@MichaelDavis-cy4ok

5 жыл бұрын

"...and that was the day that Jordan Peterson, commanding his bed-making snake and lobster armies, teamed up with a laser-vision enhanced Ben Shapiro to form what would become the first superhero team of the modern age."

@JP-rf8rr

5 жыл бұрын

I thought Jordan was gonna make the criminal reflect on his life and realized that crime will only disadvantage him. Instead I get a demonic snake king

@FourOf92000

5 жыл бұрын

@@MichaelDavis-cy4ok I have a new comic book project

@user-tn1wo4md4n

5 жыл бұрын

69th like

@pumatt

5 жыл бұрын

I. Agree. With that.

Love JP. Probably the most important voice on earth right now. I hope he recovers well.

as a psychology student going back to transfer my applied pharma science into a masters for PA to practice psychology and psychiatry, I can attest that the man is a psychology f__king rock star. He saved my life from a 13 year battle with my infantry force recon related PTSD from the 4th year of the Iraq War. In all that time VA Psychiatry failed me in a big way. Hell, I caught the Hine's VA Hospitol's Head of psychiatry dept. telling me that my positive treatment through my private psychiatrist of 6 years were merely my "WANTS AND OPINIONS" lol. literally can't make this stuff up and it's captured on vid. Any way, I was saying, after the first book I felt as if I weren't alone. He literally just fleshed out the machinery that I intrinsically new exhisted and gave me the verbage to articulate what i new to be true for the majority of the book. Bravo Peterson for giving so much to a world that don't deserve your personal sacrifice.

@pistemutaagio

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service

@addisonpage1

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for believing your life could be more than your pain, your a hero not only on the battle field, but in your own physiological battles. Godbless you in all that you do. Thank you for never giving up at home and far away.

@williambolton4698

Жыл бұрын

I think this "eric compton" response is a hoax.

@kylielebid

Жыл бұрын

@@williambolton4698 Or, perhaps, you just don’t like Peterson and have a compulsion to satisfy that dislike by nullifying any positive comment about him from random KZread accounts.

@josiahgittman1268

Жыл бұрын

I was happy, then I came across jordan Peterson, and now my life is worse. I’m going to take this correlation, assume there’s causation, and then extrapolate from there that Jordan Peterson is bad and wrong about everything. Just because someone said something that you like, or gave you advice that helped improve your life, that doesn’t mean that person is “good” or “consistently accurate” or even “credible”. Do yourself a favor and separate the words from the person, don’t follow anyone blindly, always think for yourself, and NEVER “take someone’s word for it”

"Well what puts you at the top of the dominance hierarchy all of a sudden?!" My sides have reached low orbit at that one.

@stuartsmith1139

5 жыл бұрын

But how can one person believe in two sides!?!

@shadowling77777

5 жыл бұрын

YEAH HOW CAN U HAVE 2 SIDES??

@MrDj232

5 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised the criminal didn't respond "My gun puts me at the top of the dominance hierarchy".

@davidmarshall3683

5 жыл бұрын

Marduk Who needs guns when you have snakes.

@knightjamesii7757

5 жыл бұрын

David's got a point you know.

I laughed all the way while being hauled off to the gulags!! ...is that a snake?

@FreedomToons

5 жыл бұрын

Paxmax well it’s not a bloody fruit roll up I can tell ya that BUCKO

@Paxmax

5 жыл бұрын

@@FreedomToons Some people prefer Caesar Salad but hawt dang! A nicely tossed JBP salad is just delightful aswell!

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

Of course it's a snake. Does it look like a lobster 2 u?

@alacran7719

5 жыл бұрын

The gulag or “bamboo gulag” as it is called is an “unofficial” prisons/camps secret network where the Chinese communist party send people they want to disappear (without killing them). Once “dragged” into the system they quickly move you around until no one knows where you are... but the snake explanation sounds cooler.

@highlanderjeff2720

5 жыл бұрын

Big fan of Mr Peterson and big fan of this vid That is all

If i ever get robbed at gun point, i know what im gonna say now

He's like an unsettling mix between Shaggy and Kermit. I can't unhear it.

"Who put you on the top of the dominance hierarchy?" I laughed so hard at that--gold.

@maxbardus3019

5 жыл бұрын

k3nny111 I got so red because of the laughing

I say the phrase “dominance hierarchies” at least 5 times a day to keep the blood flowing.

@douglasstrother6584

4 жыл бұрын

"Now, looking at the Dominance Hierarchy ..." "That's called the Org Chart, Robert." "Sure, 'Org Chart'. Looking at the Org Chart ..."

@ca1n3t

4 жыл бұрын

@@douglasstrother6584 Thanks for the laugh, this is hilarious! 🤣

@thegreenlantern9709

4 жыл бұрын

It's a competence hierarchy, he stopped saying dominance and acknowledged that that was the wrong way to put it.

@robertlopez6092

4 жыл бұрын

Sinan Shakir idk anything about that but it’s not the wrong way to put it. If he did change it it’s probably to please the feminists.

@shashanksadafule

3 жыл бұрын

The word you'd better use was serotonin I guess ;)

More peterson 'toons please. This is pure gold!

After reading the 12 Rules for Life and watching hours of his podcast this is now even more funny than the first time.

“1 Lobster Meal” 😂 every detail of this video is 100% accurate

@chrystiafreelandscankles548

5 жыл бұрын

‘....So you’re saying every other FreedomToon video should be DELETED?!’

@chokecj714

5 жыл бұрын

@@chrystiafreelandscankles548 ...Well it depends what you mean by every other Freedomtoon videos...

@whydoineedmynamehi6772

5 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he only eats beef

I love how you made Jordan look like a South Park Canadian

@LipSyncLover

5 жыл бұрын

Not quite. His mouth isnt just his head split in two like south park canadians

@theodenking169

4 жыл бұрын

The accent is pretty spot on

@BarryWillBuck

4 жыл бұрын

not really...

@anothercitizen5233

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought as well!

@dbpgh

3 жыл бұрын

Dont call him man, buddy

Peterson isn't doing so good right now, he's contracted covid. I know alot of you are fans and owe alot to this man. Just thought you guys should know so that you could keep him in your thoughts.

@ValerioRhys

3 жыл бұрын

That poor man. ☹️

@DeltaSpider_

3 жыл бұрын

I think you mean "...in your prayers."

@lloydndhlovu7985

3 жыл бұрын

He's back now

What makes it so funny is that I swear every line is straight from a lecture. 🤣

"It's true that all progress is change but it bloody well isn't the case that all change is progress, I can tell you that much." 😂😂

@carolinhr9803

5 жыл бұрын

NedMusic someone should have told 0bama that

So what you're saying is that the snake is in the belly of the gulag whale that you should clean with your lobster dad. Doesn't that oppress women?--C. Newman

@docducttape9270

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot to say "So what you're saying is...." Lol

@matthewcooper4248

5 жыл бұрын

You forgot to mention cleaning one's room.

@alexmendoza9645

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@matthewvelazquez2013

5 жыл бұрын

Ha ha. Catholic jokes

That gunpoint bit where "I CONTROL THE SNAKES" reminds me of that one comic panel that went around twitter of Spider-Man pretending he controls spiders to frighten a robber with a hostage at gunpoint.

I absolutely love your Jordan Peterson cartoons. Mad props man because you certainly have comedic Talent. The references where Jordan Peterson has almost some sort of mystic ability to travel to the underworld or summon snakes is just hilarious. Like he has studied the nature of the world and understands it to such an extent that he has powers.

This is more Jordan Peterson than the real Jordan Peterson.

@mithrawnudo2152

5 жыл бұрын

Archetypically speaking.

@captainmaim

5 жыл бұрын

@@mithrawnudo2152 from a psychological perspective...

@chandleredwards7397

5 жыл бұрын

Well it depends what you mean by "real"

@captainmaim

5 жыл бұрын

but it has to be "you" keeping the room clean, don't just be a puppet of Rachel Hollis or Martha Stewart, bucko!

@VanHalensApprentice

4 жыл бұрын

Yes. You take out all the attributes that are Jordan Peterson- like across time from him and you abstract them out,gaining the essence of what makes Jordan Peterson, Jordan Peterson. And that makes him real, more real than the actual Jordan Peterson, so yes you’re actually right

Please don't tell the KGB about my room. I swear I'll clean it tomorrow.

@Peyton_rice08

4 жыл бұрын

CIA coming to save you

@ruthrichardson9717

4 жыл бұрын

Is too late, KGB know state of room

@aio7319

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry the system crashed, your safe

@segevstormlord3713

4 жыл бұрын

The KGB came to arrest me for having a dirty room, but they got lost in the clutter. I toss them fritos every now and again so they don't starve while they try to find their way out.

@aio7319

4 жыл бұрын

@@segevstormlord3713 Amazing comment

Oh my God! Catches Dr. JP's mannerisms and proclivity to reference metaphorical classic literature tropes excellently

"You think holding people at gunpoint is a practical long-term solution to your problems, don't ya?" The Left: "YES"

and the fact that he was ordering LOBSTER!!! Brilliant and hilarious!

@prodbymorii2058

5 жыл бұрын

I didn't even notice that lol

@kentknightsrule

4 жыл бұрын

I thought Jordan exclusively ate steak/ beef

@imageisn0thing

4 жыл бұрын

pattyorigami yes I noticed that 😆

@jvam16

3 жыл бұрын

Why they call him The Lobster?

@jvam16

3 жыл бұрын

@Farb S Alright sunshine, but did you first clean off your room before having the presumption that you could give me a valid answer in that regard? Or should i tell you that probably you will going to be sent to the GULAAAG?! Ahahah! =P No, just joking, thanks for the clarification.

This is too accurate. The voice, the vocabulary, the intonation... did you get Jordan to voice himself for his?

@MtheAtheist

5 жыл бұрын

Hey, why you take my name??? ;)

@ElTokeMaestro

5 жыл бұрын

M lol

@theletterm5425

5 жыл бұрын

M Imposter!!

Just stumbled on your interview with Mikhaila. The clip at the beginning was enough for me to start to look for your channel. Fantastic stuff!

@ElGuerreroMaya

Жыл бұрын

Same here man 😂, I've watched this video like three times, I wish there were more with JP

0:07 - 0:52 The pure definition of “Sir, this is a Wendy’s.”

The best thing about Jordan peterson is that he has a debate with himself 😂

@jacob8633

4 жыл бұрын

You're thinking of his archenemy. Dr. Peter Jordansen.

@mortalkombatant8771

4 жыл бұрын

@@jacob8633 yes I love that video it's like an anime where the main character has an evil version of himself 😂

@mortalkombatant8771

4 жыл бұрын

@Nathaniel Birthurth I just sum that up to over thinking 😁

@omathitis8498

3 жыл бұрын

Are we not all, as humans, locked in a "debate" with ourselves since the day we start to recognise that we are conscious beings with flawed character and a desire to change the world, be part of it, or see it burn to the ground? A lifelong struggle that ends after we breathe our last breath.

@frankrigelwoodsr.1184

3 жыл бұрын

I heard him try to explain what goes through his mind, the process as you will, of answering some questions. It wore me out just trying to keep up and take it all in. The man's amazing.

I control the Snakes JBP is officially a superhero

@rodverap

5 жыл бұрын

Snakes and lobsters

@marty7442

5 жыл бұрын

Is that how they got on the motherfu*kin' plane?

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, but he is controlled by the Lobsters.

@BIGSID320

5 жыл бұрын

He is the archetype of a superhero

@shapeshiftingpedro

5 жыл бұрын

He's like Taylor Hebert, but controls snakes instead of bugs. 😂

Grew up a wrestling fan in the 80s, the bit with the mugger could be an Ultimate Warrior promo easy.

2:00 Man, I think Uncle Iroh was gentler when he was mugged.

Freedom Toons: *makes parodies of Ben Shapiro* Ben Shapiro: Uno Reverse card

@Wesrl

5 жыл бұрын

Ben then makes a video about Shamus. I think shamus should make his own version of Andrew Klavan (K-L-A-V-A-N) shows intro

@walleras

5 жыл бұрын

Wesley Alth link?

@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS

5 жыл бұрын

Where is the missing link? Evolution DESTROYED

@murkinstock

5 жыл бұрын

@@Wesrl link?

@bullshark3771

5 жыл бұрын

ThomasTurner69 please give link I want to see

Jordan Peterson. Parton Saint of Clean Rooms. Master of Serpents. Watcher of Gulags. Lord of Lobsters (edit)

@MichaelDavis-cy4ok

5 жыл бұрын

Lord of Lobsters.

@patrioticcat5768

5 жыл бұрын

But he ain't the champion of the sun or a master of karate.

@tfallspark5104

5 жыл бұрын

@@patrioticcat5768 but he is also Lord of Lobsters!

@ottereformicus782

5 жыл бұрын

Don't Forget , Read Jordanetics

@Mario_1611

5 жыл бұрын

Slayer of liberals.

“ I see you there sitting in your dirty room, you better clean it before you get us all sent to the bloody Gulag!” -Jorden Peterson probably

Why do I feel like that's exactly how Jordan Peterson would react to being held at gunpoint

@pistemutaagio

Жыл бұрын

Indeed

As a Peterson fan I 1000% approve of this parody 😂😂 Spot on man! Keep em coming!

@MastaRankynz

5 жыл бұрын

@Rohan Chowdhury Dr. Peterson totally wouldn't either lmao. You have to able to laugh in life.

Anybody else notice the level of detail on the cartoon Glock??

@epicepidemic7131

3 жыл бұрын

totally

@paulahillier1390

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, yes. Lol

@tylerpratt3078

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly the audio of a hammer being cocked detracted from the visual

@Theriomalstrom

3 жыл бұрын

But the extractor is on the wrong side.

@longbow6416

3 жыл бұрын

Picatinny, check. Takedown lever, check. extractor, check. 👍

I've been listening to one of his books and he's mentioned the Gulag like 5 times within the first chapter

“ O H Y O U J U S T W O R K H E R E “

JBP is the intelligent grown up version of Shaggy from Scooby-Doo after he gave up smoking pot and started reading more.

@chrisludolph348

5 жыл бұрын

i suppose thats an archetype but its not really one that matches the situation and it isnt particularly useful.

@Trahloc

5 жыл бұрын

@@chrisludolph348 Depends, I think it's hilarious. Humor has utility. Ergo, it's useful.

@cameronbrown9424

5 жыл бұрын

Also after Shaggy cleaned the gulag snakes from his room

@Original-Phantom

5 жыл бұрын

@@chrisludolph348 shut yo bitchass up

@deanmccrorie3461

4 жыл бұрын

It’s actually kinda accurate. Jordan Peterson actually was alcoholic at age 25 until he cleaned himself up

I have a hunch that JBP would find this just as hilarious as we do.

@karolinasz.141

5 жыл бұрын

oh yeah for sure.. i was just imagining him laughing out loud at this shit

I need a cartoon Jordan B Peterson show. I will binge all seasons without cleaning my room.

I love how Peterson is holding his hands to the side while talking to the hobo and than in the next scene when he is at a gunpoint,you might think his arms are to the side because he's got a literal gun pointed at his head,but no,that's just how he holds his hands while talking,a perfectly normal phenomenon :D

Possibly your funniest video of all time! I think Peterson would laugh if he saw this, well done!

@bigbirdmusic8199

5 жыл бұрын

too bad if he laughed at himself the KGB will find him out and ship him off to the DAMN GULAG!

As a dr peterson's fan myself, this is hilariously accurate.

Your visual gags are some of the best. Loved the arms.

I was waiting for a lecture about lobsters with the robber. I wanted to see JBP intimidate the robber by making himself bigger and waving his claws around. LOL.

Is this the archetypical Jordan Peterson were talking about, roughly speaking. Now that's a complicated question

@roccotarli762

4 жыл бұрын

Hawt Sauce Yes man, something approximating that. 😆

@hawtsauce2471

4 жыл бұрын

@@roccotarli762 you absolute son of a birch, transcend your wretched and miserable self. Stop believing in myths and clean your room

@alf440

3 жыл бұрын

it’s no joke, man.

@gsaigo8375

3 жыл бұрын

Now I don't know the answer to that, I can only speculate, but I can bloody well tell you you don't want a snake in your garden, that's for sure.

@hawtsauce2471

3 жыл бұрын

@@gsaigo8375 yeah but if you put a wall to the garden snakes start popping up within the walls, and you need to hunt the snakes to there nest, so that you can get the gold from the dragon

"Who put you at the top of the dominance hierarchy?!"😂😂😂

@zoshida

3 жыл бұрын

The gun kkkkk

@Kevin_burgess

3 жыл бұрын

@@zoshida wow

@amirsaeed8733

3 жыл бұрын

This line 😂😂

1:45 That is an incredibly detailed left-handed glock.

Haven't been this entertained in a long time! One of the best things about your work is the subjects' positive reactions to it! All power to you!

I'm a big fan of Jordan Peterson, but I also love these parodies

@snapslav

5 жыл бұрын

I kinda wish he had eye-lasers in these cartoons. Cause he has eye-lasers on Friended, and it's hilarious. But no, Ben Shapiro has the eye-lasers in these cartoons... T_T

@NOPRIVACY92

5 жыл бұрын

poor taste. jp is a scammer - do some research. he is in it for the cash and he isnt an honest actor

@Snowy_Breeze

5 жыл бұрын

@@snapslav Friended?

@ektro-johnny573

5 жыл бұрын

@@NOPRIVACY92 Provide something to back that up, thank you

@dudeineedaname4005

5 жыл бұрын

@@NOPRIVACY92 Everyone is in it for the cash on some level, your lying to yourself if you say that's not true. I'm amazed he is able to resist the temptations that come with that level of influence and wealth. The man is an Icon of how to be a man in this day and age

I'm definitely gonna talk down a gunman with the "Snakes" monologue.

@fatalis7147

4 жыл бұрын

Well if you think that's a practical long-term solution, go right ahead bucko.

@burpostockings

3 жыл бұрын

@@fatalis7147 I'll do what I want, when I want, and That's That.

@HerculesBallsInc

3 жыл бұрын

I'm reminded of a case where a gunman tried to hold an old lady up for her money and she just said, "No", and walked away. The gunman had no idea what to do when someone didn't follow the script so he just wandered off. True story.

the last bit was like the icing on the cake... great job guys

1:45 so legitimately impressed at the level of detail of the Glock.... Extractor, both roll pins, take down bar, AND the Glock rail. The only thing is...this Glock ejects left? COMMIES! GULAG FOR YOU!!!

I love JBP, but this is quite fun "Why do you think you are at the top of dominance hierarchy..." Epic

@VelkanAngels

4 жыл бұрын

If one didn't love JBP, one wouldn't see the humour in the video to begin with, cause one wouldn't get all of the inside jokes, cause one wouldn't have wanted to listen to him enough to know those things :P (except maybe the lobsters, lol).

@keesmulder3020

3 жыл бұрын

@@VelkanAngels I am quite indifferent to Jordan, but I found this video damn hilarious.

"I'm very careful with my words". - Jordan Peterson

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry, but that's exactly what PC police says.

@kdemetter

5 жыл бұрын

​@@MadamoftheCatHouse No, they say 'you should be more careful with your words'

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

Well, it's a good distinction.

Ok I'ves seen this cartoon a few dozen times but I JUST NOTICED that the meal Jordan is ordering is a "LOBSTER MEAL" which is a reference to hi, using lobsters as an example in the discussion on competence heirarchies in the animal kingdom! LOL I love freedomtoons.

How I am just now seeing this? This is brilliant

Gulags, dirty room, Bloody sumshine. I frickin lost it at " I control the snakes"😂

Only true fans can mock the Lobster King like that. Good work.

@someguyontwitter

5 жыл бұрын

I appreciated that he was ordering lobster, too.

@kdemetter

5 жыл бұрын

@@someguyontwitter I've never had takeaway lobster, is it good ?

@someguyontwitter

5 жыл бұрын

@@kdemetter Beats me. But, transforming the fastfood industry to make lobster be as commonplace a fastfood meal as cheeseburgers are today... that would be a big step in the direction of organizing our societies along the lines of the lobster.

As a huge Peterson fan, this was a direct line to my funny bone.

That was a great cartoon impression! The ending nailed it!

"And now I control the snakes... The snakes obey my will and I can force them to carry you away to the underworld bucko..." 😅😂🤣

@DizKord1600

3 жыл бұрын

Top 10 Ridiculously Overpowered Anime Characters

@DrDomich

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah *that* was the actual gold

@matteomellozzini4392

3 жыл бұрын

That was amaizing

I love Jordan Peterson, but this is once if the funniest things I've seen in a long time! Well done sir

@VelkanAngels

4 жыл бұрын

What do you mean "but"? The fact that I love Dr. Peterson is WHY this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time, lmao.

@OZTutoh

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sure Jordan would love it, too.

@starsiegeplayer

2 жыл бұрын

I think the reason it is so funny because the people who make it love Jordan Peterson also.

@adamroberts9962

2 жыл бұрын

I know Jordan would lose the air in his lungs if he saw this. It's existential brilliance.

@averagejoe9040

Жыл бұрын

@@starsiegeplayer the best parodies come from a place of love. Its like when you see a celebrity roast. It isnt people who hate them telling the jokes.

That detail on the robbers glock though.

Please I need a part 2 of this video!!

Guys JBP's wife is in a really bad condition in hospital, if you can go to his twitter and wish him well. His family needs all the support they can get.

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

4 real. Good luck 2 her.

@fiddlesticks7245

5 жыл бұрын

Did she not clean her room? Did Jordan have to give her a taste of the gulag?

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

She has kidney cancer? Cancer's funny?

@giin97

5 жыл бұрын

@@MadamoftheCatHouse chill, dude. Humor is a common reaction to stress. Helps keep people sane during an insane situation. Just because it doesn't work for you, doesn't discount it's effectiveness in others. Also, no one made any jokes about cancer, or claimed cancer to be funny, you're strawmanning a little too hard there.

@fiddlesticks7245

5 жыл бұрын

@@MadamoftheCatHouse my family is poor and has had a few people with aggressive cancers that enjoy vacationing in livers and other vital organs, I'm probably on the chopping block next. None of us have died lmao, Jewden Peterstein is wealthier than we'll ever be so I have zero doubts his wife will be fine Chill out sperg

1. Wake up 2. Eat alpha breakfast 3. Drive to work 4. Destroy extreme leftist feelings 5. Eat alpha dinner 6. Sleep and dream of a world without sjw's 7. Repeat

@markusrodriguez9379

5 жыл бұрын

Fuckong ALL MEAT MAN DIET

@jacobblanton5179

5 жыл бұрын

Dreaming is Beta

@MadamoftheCatHouse

5 жыл бұрын

U forgot 2 take the snake & the lobster 4 a morning walk.

@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS

5 жыл бұрын

Left-wing destroyed Everyone else on airplane: shocked Pikachu

@ottereformicus782

5 жыл бұрын

Don't Forget , Read Jordanetics

"Well we're all gonna be just working at a bloody gulag if you don't clean your bloody room!" I think I'm gonna use that.

Great voice over work, super funny and well done.

"Bloody chimpanzee made of snakes" describes me perfectly.

@davidwaxman2285

5 жыл бұрын

Or something close to that

@How_To_Drive_a_TARDIS

5 жыл бұрын

Wait are you Mark Zuckerberg?

@shadowling77777

5 жыл бұрын

Full of snakes*

He probably told his daughter growing up that if she didnt clean her room hed ship her off to a Gulag

@MrSuperbeast92

5 жыл бұрын

@FreeSpeechForALL LMFAO!!

@wolfyngrey1313

5 жыл бұрын

I thought there was only one

@thedivineoblivion9452

5 жыл бұрын

@@wolfyngrey1313 r/wooosh

I love how they threw in a "sunshine" and "bucko". LOL