WE DID IT KZread. I figured I would have to delay this video but with small amounts of sleep, I have been editing away on it all day every day in the last few weeks and we have finally completed the project \o/ thanks again for all of you giving my stuff a chance and i'm looking forward to the future of the channel, more movies, games and of course, Star Wars. Thanks to the dude who linked the extra Mark Hamill interview on the previous video, since I felt it was pretty damn telling and made a great addition also since it is part 3 I figured I could use a lot of the soundtrack from Episode 3, let's be fair, it kicks ass. After you check out the video, come chat for a bit on twitch, i'm going to be streaming some video games and having drinks, little bit of a celebration :) - www.twitch.tv/MauLer93

@VulturePilot

6 жыл бұрын

MauLer episode 3 has the best soundtrack of the series imo

@mrryanpaulyoung

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks for all your hard work bud. Heading over to Patreon to assist with your celebratory lager, ale or beer fund. Cheers!

@raferalstonisgoat4457

6 жыл бұрын

MauLer damn 5 hours of flaws. I didnt think this movie was nearly this bad before watching your videos. JJ is gonna have the hardest job ever.

@samwhittaker2568

6 жыл бұрын

MauLer nice work man. Love the inclusion of the original battlefront gameplay and cutscenes. Makes it all worthwhile.

@UnfaithfulServant97

6 жыл бұрын

Are you the Senate?

"Why didn't the First Order shoot Rose?" Are you kidding? She's the best person they have! She saved the big cannon.

@Strideo1

6 жыл бұрын

Patrick Towey. Hahaha!! It would actually be great if in the next movie Rose was revealed to be a double agent. It would be a more clever "subversion" than anything Rian Johnson concocted for this piece of garbage of a film.

@randeli7785

6 жыл бұрын

Strideo1 It'll be like the Darth Jar Jar theory.

@yavinus5619

6 жыл бұрын

Remember that in the battle of Hoth the rebels actually used white clothing to camouflage and even then the AT-ATs shoot them anyway without problem? Yeah, think about Rose and Finn wearing brown clothing, just the almost opposite of white. Rian is both a tremendous hack and a moron.

@XboxGamer220

6 жыл бұрын

So you're saying that Rose was the one telling the First Order where the Resistance were?

@toweypat

6 жыл бұрын

WozzaBoi no, just that she stopped Finn from destroying that big gun.

I often subvert my girlfriend's expectations by inviting her over for dinner, not cooking anything and then revealing that I'm actually not even there

@dragonballtalk8527

5 жыл бұрын

Can i do her.id do rey and the girlfriend left alone

@tastyloaf5487

5 жыл бұрын

👌👌

@dragonballtalk8527

5 жыл бұрын

@Adrijana Radosevic i did that on pills

@papershadow

5 жыл бұрын

I subvert her expectations by not actually being her boyfriend when she shows up.

@geordischmidt

5 жыл бұрын

How you haven't gotten a lightsaber slash in the back yet is beyond me.

"Hey Gary, what kind of planet is this?" *Gary tastes the ground* "I'd say we're on a poison planet..." *Gary dies*

@salt_factory7566

3 ай бұрын

Rip Gary

@wesspect

26 күн бұрын

Rey could’ve done a Hodor maneuver to the antidote planet

Rose: "Thats how we're going to win, not fighting what we hate, saving what we love." Giant cannon: **blushes**

@user-fu5md4wu6r

9 ай бұрын

That's one powerful blush, I tell you what

@RobertPilla

8 ай бұрын

@@user-fu5md4wu6r my dog let's out blushes that clear a room.

@HEARTS-OF-SPACE

8 ай бұрын

@@user-fu5md4wu6r That cannon is powered by propane.

@user-fu5md4wu6r

8 ай бұрын

@@HEARTS-OF-SPACE and uses propane accessories

@comet_fodderyt

Ай бұрын

@@user-fu5md4wu6r I got you bro; I know that reference

Every clip of Mark Hamill makes me sad. Especially that one where he's hyperventilating. Poor guy...

@Krystalmyth

4 жыл бұрын

The mocking Disney does to him in real time scars me. You can tell behind closed doors there have been some passionate arguments, and how he bites his tongue for the fans... the burden. God damnit.

@alqualonde2998

4 жыл бұрын

You know I've discovered his voice acting career from ATLA credits and been fascinated by the guy since . Never been much of a star wars , Batman etc. but I love them for Mark Hamill's immersive performances. ( He voiced Fire Lord Ozai) you know his emotions are usually so strong , his voice is so strong even during the interviews and then I see him promoting this shit of a movie. It broke me , I can still shut my brain of and ignore blatant mistakes ( guilty pleasure ) but I can't with this movie ... Poor Mark.

@mustafasadmansakib

4 жыл бұрын

He really tried his best to change the direction it seems. Rian johnson bonehead

@dtroit2

4 жыл бұрын

I'm convinced that he was not aware of the fact that he died while sitting on that rock. That was a post production effect that they just didn't tell him. I cant think of anything else that would provoke that reaction from him.

@zacharyknutsen8094

4 жыл бұрын

Poor Mark, getting highly paid to portray an iconic character, that he didn’t write for or create, in a franchise guaranteed to make money. What a travesty.

"The Last Jedi is so bad, you could make a whole trilogy explaining why it is." MauLer: Challenge accepted.

@temporaneo617

5 жыл бұрын

And completed!

@danielschoch4881

5 жыл бұрын

See Hamill on 45.45? You can see his disbelief and horror about the treatment of his most famous role. This could fit one movie.

@Willowy13

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mauler's trilogy is the real Star Wars.

@chuckhoyle1211

5 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that Mauler has put more thought into the plot of TLJ than the writers and director did.

@scorpio4080

5 жыл бұрын

Anyone in the business of teaching young creative writers could use this video series as material of how not to make a cohesive and entertaining story.

"If I wanted Palpatine to be Rey's grandfather..." JJ Abrams: Say no more, I got it! Mauler: I wasn't serious!

@tochukwuudu7763

2 жыл бұрын

he predicted this yh.

@TrueReverse74

2 жыл бұрын

JJ: WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!

@walterwang4669

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair I think Palpatine COULD have worked if done differently, and obviously bringing Palpatine back was a stupid idea.

@WalkerOfTheWastes

2 жыл бұрын

@@walterwang4669 That sums up the entire sequel trilogy, tbh. "X could have worked if done differently."

@walterwang4669

2 жыл бұрын

@@WalkerOfTheWastes ye I’m definitely not blazing trails with that statement. Even someone with no film making ability could have done this better as long as they enjoyed Star Wars enough.

39:20 - That moment Hamill tries to speak in defense of ACTUAL Star Wars fans, and the Audience CHEERS that the movie WAS IGNORING what fans would want. That look of pure despair on Hamill's face makes my blood boil at Ruin Johnson's arrogance and the ignorance of the audience they were in front of. So many things are wrong.

@wingedhussar8552

Жыл бұрын

It also shows a massive difference in character between Mark and Rian. Mark makes art out of love for the people he shares it with. Rian makes art to inflate his own ego.

@paracyntrix

9 ай бұрын

I just saw that portion of the clip, and was about to say the same thing! Mark was trying to point out that this storyline will get lambasted. I think either the audience present didn't understand what Mark was trying to say, or that there were some plants from Disney. The dejected look on Mark's face really got me also down. His look really shows how embarrassed he is from the movie that eventually came out. My heart goes out for him. There are vey few filmmakers who actually make movies for fans.

@danielhicks4826

8 ай бұрын

@@paracyntrix He's the tool who agreed to take this this subversive crap role though also. If he cared that much why do it?. Cause in real life he to is a typical leftists whore, not saying he doesn't actually respect and like real star wars aka the 6 and only 6 movies and those characters, but still both things are true.

@occam7382

8 ай бұрын

@@paracyntrix, or these are the "fans" who don't give a sh*t about the Star Wars that George Lucas created, and will gladly swallow any kind of sh*tty fanfiction sent their way.

@jkdbuck7670

5 ай бұрын

The moment I start feeling sorry for Mark, he opens his mouth on Twitter and I stop feeling sorry. Having said that, the man loves science fiction and can talk about it for hours. And the man loves Luke Skywalker and he loves the fans. And that love caused him to speak up and tell Ruin Johnsuck that he was wrong. I may dislike some of his takes on Twitter, but I absolutely despise what Ruin Johnsuck did to Star Wars and refuse to watch anything he makes.

Can't believe I watched almost *6 hours* of criticism of "The Last Jedi". And I can't believe I enjoyed 6 hours of someone talking about why the movie is bad *more* than the actual movie.

@scottski02

6 жыл бұрын

I can't believe I've watched this whole critique at least five times in just a couple months.

@curtistyrrell6589

6 жыл бұрын

Bakub420mlgVLOG making bad chooses obvious. But hey it a way to kill time.

@vashusan1984

6 жыл бұрын

His analysis is so addicting in its accuracy and unabashed vitriol.

@cbspock1701

6 жыл бұрын

I enjoyed the analysis. A lot of the stuff mentioned was why I didn't like the film.

@aracuscesar

6 жыл бұрын

yes , i made it too, 6 hours well spend, and still we can find more bs in this movie

Soldier tastes ground on Crait: "It's cocaine!"

@crimsonpotemkin

4 жыл бұрын

Battle stops. Club music starts playing, hookers enter the scene. Expectations subverted again.

@jochenkraus7016

4 жыл бұрын

Then they had enough money to buy stuff and get back their strength.

@R0CKDRIG0

4 жыл бұрын

Well it was shot in Bolivia so you are not that far off.

@batmangamewalkthroughs7188

4 жыл бұрын

That's why Carrie Fisher wanted to go there

@andrewbevan4662

4 жыл бұрын

Episode 9 : It's Sugar Episode 10 : It's Flour

That clip of Mark talking about thinking of the fans with Rian, to “thinking about our story/movie”, with Mark immediately becoming dejected breaks my heart

@Prototype729

Жыл бұрын

39:10

@LadyDoomsinger

Жыл бұрын

I kinda see both points, and I know that's a bit of a milktoast position, but let me explain: A storyteller should definitely consider the people he's telling the story to - otherwise, what is the point? He's trying to entertain a group of people with his story. On the other hand, he shouldn't restrict himself to only what the audience wants - or he thinks the audience wants - otherwise he'd just be telling the same story with no new ideas.

@shnobby3547

11 ай бұрын

​@@LadyDoomsingerI'm with you on this. I don't have a problem with this specific quote from Rian. You have to think of the story. I think the reason people stick to this so much however is because after what TLJ became, those words seem completely hollow coming from Rian. He didn't destroy Luke for the story, he seemingly did it out of spite to the audience. He didn't completely muddy all of the other characters in service to the story, he did it because he needed them to for the sake of reaching the end points he wanted. Most of his creative decisions in the making of this movie were not in service to creating a better story, but to create fun and pretty set pieces, so him claiming that he had to completely break a character for the sake of a better movie sounds like an absolute joke. I'm admittedly not familiar with his work, but people have told me they think Rian Johnson is an exceptionally talented director/storyteller. But I genuinely do not understand how someone with even a modicum of writing talent could create something as embarrassing as TLJ.

@littleoldmanboy

10 ай бұрын

@@shnobby3547I agree with everything you said, very well said. Regarding your last point, Rian Johnson is the same man who made Knives Out, which is a genuinely fantastic movie. I would agree with you that it doesn’t make sense that the same person who made TLJ could turn around and make Knives Out less than 2 years later. And I think that that makes TLJ even more depressing, because Rian is clearly capable of making not just a good movie but a great one, and yet we still got Jake Skywalker. We still got Rey never failing and Snoke being utterly pointless. We could’ve got something on the level of Knives Out, and instead we got this. I would pay money to know what the fuck was going through his head when he made TLJ, and then being able to compare that with his creation of Knives Out. That would be fascinatingly depressing. Rian also made Glass Onion, the sequel to Knives Out, which I liked. He also made Looper which I admittedly watched like a year ago and yet I genuinely cannot remember if I liked it or not

@TheGosslings

8 ай бұрын

@@littleoldmanboy It's very likely, now that we have some of the leaked communiques from Kathleen Kennedy, that Rian was instructed to deconstruct SW, to demolish the old characters to allow for the ascension of "the Force is Female" political weaponization that had been Disney's mandate during Trump's term. I genuinely suspect it was part of a larger conspiracy to destabilize and denigrate traditional culture, of which SW has always been a part (generationally speaking).

39:00 Dang. This scene with Mark Hamill really got to me. I could just feel his disappointment radiating in the interview when everyone clapped at the "brilliance " of Rian Johnson.

@erikdayne5429

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s a shame, he seems like a genuinely good guy who enjoys inspiring and entertaining people with this iconic character he played, and Rian turned him into someone uninspiring and unentertaining.

@emsky333

2 жыл бұрын

I know, I am sure now as time has passed he realises that the majority of the fans have got his back and completely agree with him.

@joshuasitzema9920

2 жыл бұрын

@@emsky333 but at the same time he doesn't want us going to war over it. Agree or disagree we still love star wars and we shouldn't go after the actors for what the DIRECTOR and WRITERS did. It's not their fault everything else is shit.

@coltonwhite2518

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly cannot fathom why those people cheered at such a rebuttal, no matter the reason it really shows why the sequel trilogy never managed to become more than what it was; a shallow, unneccessary cash grab that fed off nostalgia and identity politics.

@Foundry_made

2 жыл бұрын

Mark Hamill did a few other things, but his acting career was defined by the character of Luke Skywalker. The fans are the reason he's been able to keep eating for the last 40 years. He loves and respects the fans. For Rian Johnson to sit up there on stage with Luke and talk about how big a Star Wars fan he is after what he did to the galaxy, the story, AND Luke is a big 🖕 to EVERYONE and proof that he loves pushing an SJW agenda for that Disney money, NOT Star Wars.

It breaks my heart to see Mark Hamill in that one moment where people start clapping where people should not be clapping.

@Darth-vade123

3 жыл бұрын

Me to mark loves Luke but rian destroyed luke In every way

@anthonymcrooster3703

3 жыл бұрын

So that's how Star Wars' quality ends...with a thunderous applause.

@rengokuwon1999

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonymcrooster3703 I see you're a man of great taste.

@marathecrow

3 жыл бұрын

@@anthonymcrooster3703 i understood that reference 🪑🙋‍♂️👉

@Galvatronover

3 жыл бұрын

He’s just a prop now

"If you wanted Palpatine to be Reys grandfather..." Well played, sir.

@ram76921

4 жыл бұрын

54tisfaction JJ literally had nowhere to go with the characters after being butchered from this film

@DarkThagan

4 жыл бұрын

@@ram76921 Ofc he did. The problem is they have so little creativity they can`t make anything new and good to save their lives. All that big movies are doing nowadays is a bad copy-paste. Hellboy, Predator, Terminator, comic book stuff, Star Wars, Ocean`s Eleven, Ghost Busters, James Bond, Disney cartoon remakes and so on. They are completely devoid of creativity and quality. If they did an open script-writing contest you`d see a bunch of better ideas than TRoS even after TLJ.

@reshmer3033

4 жыл бұрын

@Jack the Gestapo I bet he didn't, he would make a better movie then.

@reshmer3033

4 жыл бұрын

@Jack the Gestapo LOST: The Star Wars Odyssey

@matane2465

4 жыл бұрын

JJ is the one who created these awful characters in the first place. They suck because he didn't properly develop them in the first movie. JJ was the one who set crap up with no intention of knowing how to resolve it, remember Colin Treverow was supposed to direct episode 9.

It’s almost unbelievable that a production of this scale with this many people working on it could allow a line like “they’re lighter and faster” when describing ships in space

@gregmize01

2 жыл бұрын

❤❤❤❤

@mr.careka365

Жыл бұрын

Tbh, being lighter does make something faster, even in space. Since "Force = Mass × Acceleration", if you apply the same force (i.e. same engine) on a lighter ship, it will have greater acceleration and therefore it will move faster than other "heavier" ships. It's all about the momentum, not really about gravity.

@centerfield6339

Жыл бұрын

@@mr.careka365 agree, but doesn't even matter - the sentence says they're lighter and they're faster. If they said they're heavier and faster that would still mean they're faster.

@burna1282

Жыл бұрын

Yeah they have a strange view of space travel in this film. Does Rian think the space ship will stop if it runs out of fuel?.. the only explanation I can think of is that by using fuel, they’re constantly increasing velocity, both the big ship and the rebel ship. So once the rebels run out of fuel, they can’t keep speeding up and will maintain their speed, this will allow the first order to catch up to them. But they play it like the space ship will run out of fuel and grind to a halt. It won’t. It’s in space. It will keep moving at the same speed forever.

@glasstuna

Жыл бұрын

@@burna1282 it seems they put too much realistic physics into Star Wars in order to tell the story they wanted. The problem is the unexplained, world breaking contrivances that arise from such a story. The lack of explanation, I think, is the worst part. For instance: one good explanation I've heard for the holdo maneuver is that the "hyperspace tracker" causes the Supremacy to have a presence in hyperspace that most objects otherwise wouldn't. Most ships and planets would have no presence in hyperspace and so would be passed through without damage, however as stated in episode 4, stars (and presumably larger more powerful objects like black holes) do effect objects in hyperspace. If the holdo maneuver had been given proper explanation as to why it is possible in episode 8 but was not and is not possible to use in most situations then it likely would have not just been one of the most visually striking scenes but also considered a decent plot point.

"I imagine JJ will practically have Rose stay in the coma for the rest of the saga since she was as big of a waste of time as Canto Bight" Very, _very_ close!

R.I.P Jake Skywalker 2017-2017 You will not be missed.

@diegokaqui60

6 жыл бұрын

Mr Bubble we barelly knew you....but we didn t want to

@TyrDrum

5 жыл бұрын

@Danny Curtis I'm hoping he at least gets to do a Force Ghost thing like Obi Wan, at least allowing Mark Hamill to truly reprise the roll the way the Luke is supposed to be.

@jj3272

5 жыл бұрын

Press 'S' to spit on his grave

@RRR-is3rf

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@CounterClaws

4 жыл бұрын

What if he was Luuke all along?

"You laughed at me for caring about a story _you_ were telling."

@alexandertkeith3541

4 жыл бұрын

Sums up my entire experience with these 3 films tbh

@colinhoffman7950

4 жыл бұрын

Clever Comment Where is that from?

@alucard347

4 жыл бұрын

@@colinhoffman7950 Mauler said it in the video, 1:15:10.

@thiskittyhasthumbs

4 жыл бұрын

Listen!! I felt that with my whole being!!! Like that's been happening with tons of extremely popular entertainment. Shitting on us for caring, like that'd be content if no one did.

@thiskittyhasthumbs

4 жыл бұрын

Especially with Rick n Morty. I was so offended when the creators started making judgmental comments towards hardcore Rock fans. You made a great character, flawed as he is! Would you really prefer we were casual? Because you wouldn't have the recognition you do with out us.

That hit pretty hard when he said “ You had one chance with these actors in our universe to make this movie” pretty sad to think this is it, there will never be another Star Wars with those characters like The actual ones because Carrie died :( we will never get a chance to redo this again”

@coltonwhite2518

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly we're just better off avoiding these movies. Star Wars as a cinematic story ended, at the latest, with the Return of the Jedi with the prequels being just extra context. When you lay it all out, the sequels don't even seem real in terms of continuity. If you really wanna know what went down after Ep.6 just play one of the games or read the novels lol it'll make more sense that way.

@username45739

Жыл бұрын

Ford hating Solo is a fandom myth, and Luke was redeemed even at the end of TLJ; also he was great as the grumpy hobo lol Still, obviously lots of done wrong here, and they can't just redo it.

@burna1282

Жыл бұрын

@@username45739 ford does hate Han Solo, that’s not a myth. Just because you say Luke redeemed himself doesn’t mean he did. Rey flies Luke’s X wing in TROS after luke uses the force to lift it, that proves that luke committed suicide rather than fly back and help his sister lmao. Be mad. Stay mad.

@username45739

Жыл бұрын

@@burna1282 "ford does hate Han Solo, that’s not a myth." He said some grumpy stuff from a dlstance, after he was disappointed about how his role ended in Rotj; maybe half of his brain hates SW idk "because you say Luke redeemed himself doesn’t mean he did. Rey flies Luke’s X wing in TROS after luke uses the force to lift it, that proves that luke committed suicide rather than fly back and help his sister lmao." Except he helped Leia and the rest escape when he "suicide", so you'rf wrong again lol

@burna422

Жыл бұрын

@@username45739 kid, he literally asked for Han to die in the OT. He hated Han, he was on record saying he regretted it because he felt he wouldn’t get any jobs after Han. He agreed to come back to TFA because he specifically wanted han to die. He loves Indiana jones, hates Han And you proved me right 😂 absolute wasteman.

Poor Mark. He looks like he's about to cry when everyone clapped after he said "Rian, we need to think of the fans. But he said no, we need to focus on the story.". Not only did Rian not think of the fans, but he didn't even do well with the story. Mark just looks so defeated, I just wanna give him a big hug and tell him he was right the whole time.

"Rey's arc is to get bored of being too powerful" Genius

@yavinus5619

6 жыл бұрын

It sounds like One-Punch Man plotline, except done badly.

@Crichjo32

6 жыл бұрын

When one is so perfect, boredom is the only expression they can display.

@nomoredamnnamestouse

6 жыл бұрын

Even Dugu Qiubai has an character arc, as he evolved from wielding a badass sword to a state of perfection where he can defeat anyone without using any weapons, because the philosophy of "the best sword is in the mind" trumps the mastery of any physical weapon. it's the irony of "the greatest swordsman ever lived ultimately used no sword" that makes him interesting. It could have been explored in a similar vein in SW with Rey, but nooooooo.

@D2attemp

6 жыл бұрын

Yavinus that’s perfect that series is subversive too only you know done right

You got it all wrong. The entire movie is merely Finn's fever dream while he is comatose and dying from his horrific back injury. Franchise saved!

@robertbaur3145

5 жыл бұрын

flying horses, the entire Random Rose Tico out of no where character, crystal foxes, people in suits?? Leah can fly in space Luke just disappearing for no reason yeah that would explain it only if everything was a dream

@TheBeardedFrogSage

5 жыл бұрын

Yup, this is pretty much the way to save it. Highlander 2 the shit out of it!

@captainRcornelius

5 жыл бұрын

McFly genius.

@LK-qk1fk

5 жыл бұрын

As OK as that would be. It wouldn't get me the hours I wasted watching TLJ or the hours upon hours of finding youtube critiques and reviews that made me feel better by tearing apart the new film. But yeah I'd still probably prefer this ^

@darthrian5500

5 жыл бұрын

SOMEONE PUT THIS GUY IN CHARGE OF EP IX!!

Mauler's attention to detail while tearing this horrible thing apart is so cathartic. This killer of Star Wars still lives rent free in my head unfortunately.

Many years later and it's still shocking how badly Disney shat the Star Wars bucket.

@derekdrake8706

7 ай бұрын

@@Katsura-San124 Yeah, I had the same kind of feeling. I was willing to overlook a lot of the clownage because I was curious about where the story was going to go, you know? JJs "mystery box" style of writing had some potential. Then TLJ came out and that dumbass Rian Johnson threw every "mystery box" out the window in favor of his own crappy vision. That killed any interest I had left in Star Wars. I still can't believe Disney allowed something so unprofessional and stupid. That's what you get when you put the coffee girl in charge of creative decisions, I guess.

@honilock577

7 ай бұрын

They dropped a grenade in it after for good effect

I watched all 3 parts and had more fun than with the actual movie.

@goufr3540

6 жыл бұрын

Same here, and I actually havent even seen the full movie yet. At this point, no real need to, especially with the snoozefest TFA was.

@robertjacobs6137

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed. How sad is that? Almost 5 hours of hating on a Star Wars movie, and yet I somehow feel invigorated. :-\

@StuffedAnimalAdvisor

6 жыл бұрын

Ditto.

@cortedemico

6 жыл бұрын

i was smart and didn't watch that actual movie. well, i watched the first twenty minutes at a friends house before walking home. tittie scene was too much.

@raidthanfl

6 жыл бұрын

I agree. I’ve watched this series twice now. Which is twice as much as I’ve seen this garbage movie. And this is about 1000x more entertaining

"Why is this kind of weapon not on the first order ships?" Episode 9: now they're on every ship!

@Willowy13

4 жыл бұрын

JJ watched Mauler with gusto.😂😂😂😂

@thegoldendragon8207

4 жыл бұрын

He should have watched his words more carefully

@denmanfite3156

4 жыл бұрын

They peaked in the 80s with the death star. "Destruction of life isn't bad enough now we can blow up WHOLE PLANETS!" fast forward "WHOLE PLANETS ... AGAIN." Fast forward "DOZENS OF WHOLE PLANETS AT ONCE" eyeroll

@nine7937

4 жыл бұрын

And we have millions of them :)

@theraven9107

3 жыл бұрын

I read this right as he said it

39:00 I may be looking too deeply into this scene without context, but I can't help but feel that Mark Hamill is visibly beyond frustrated with the audience's reaction. They just applauded for Johnson favoring the production over the fans. Meanwhile Mark is all about the fans. He must have felt so alone on that stage. I hope one day I get to meet him.

@BiggieTrismegistus

Жыл бұрын

I agree and think it's hard to interpret what happened as anything but that.

In my 30 years of consuming and loving cinema, The Last Jedi was the first and only movie so far that made me feel like the director personally doesn't like me and wanted to piss me off.

How I sum up THE LAST JEDI: KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? NO ONE. I SUBVERTED YOUR EXPECTATIONS. NOW LET ME EXPLAIN WHY MY JOKE IS FUNNY AND YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ART.

@ericm3327

5 жыл бұрын

Smitty Voorhees brilliant

@emberd-l795

5 жыл бұрын

You're joke made me laugh so you don't need to explain why it's funny.

@aaron75fy

5 жыл бұрын

when you subvert the subvertions so far they subvert the subvertions they subvert

@mcwatchy1

5 жыл бұрын

lmao! this. Brilliant!

@alosim1541

5 жыл бұрын

Rian is that you?

34:27 "I imagine J.J. will make Rose stay in a coma for the rest of the trilogy because her character was as much of a waste of time as Canto Byte." I love how close this was to the truth.

@fran3ro

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky for her. Imagine Rose waking up after having her wounded body dragged over salt.

@yoku651

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic considering like 80% of TFA was just colorful fan-service-y bullshit with no actual sustenance.

@tanmaydeshpande

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoku651 The sequels summed up in one sentence: "All flashy and fun to look at, until you take a step back and realise it's all a bunch of horseshit"

@papageorge4852

3 жыл бұрын

@@yoku651 "TFA was just colorful fan-service-y bullshit with no actual sustenance" It's such a fan service that every OG fan hates it. kek

@hockeater

3 жыл бұрын

@@papageorge4852 Nobody said it was SUCCESSFUL fanservice. It was trying though.

49:44 The first order has soldiers for every situation. Salt Troopers, Pepper Soldiers, Ketchup Soldiers, Mustard Soldiers, even Sour Cream and Mayonnaise Soldiers.

@dr.2335

10 ай бұрын

Oil Troopers. They fry now.

@voimppp572

9 ай бұрын

@@dr.2335good god this is the best comment I’ve seen in a while!

@dr.2335

9 ай бұрын

@@voimppp572 I have my moments

@ProjectRedfoot

8 ай бұрын

Syrup Troopers (for the waffle planets)

@kylekatarn5964

7 ай бұрын

​@@ProjectRedfoot With Butter Blasters and powdered sugar grenades

The writers and directors of this movie, are like a distant niece or nephew that comes to visit. The kid sees the star wars stuff on the shelf, and wants to play with it. In doing so, he rips R2's leg off in order to make him fit into the ATAT. Decided Luke had a tummy ache and drew green around his mouth with a pen. Decapitated yoda with a bionicle and then flushed admiral akbar down the toilet. Then when you're like WTF. His mom is like "they're just toys, they're meant to be played with". After she left him completely unsupervised.

Rose kissed Finn without consent.

@chancelorhiggins-gloor6999

5 жыл бұрын

Well based off our society today that is considered rape.

@suddenxdeath

5 жыл бұрын

@@chancelorhiggins-gloor6999 not really. A woman did it, so it's okay.

@paragonkelvin6406

5 жыл бұрын

#metoo

@gears132

5 жыл бұрын

SuddenDeath I thought the same thing when I watched the movie 😂 honestly with it being so left wing that bewildered me a bit especially since Finn is kind like wtf in the scene

@Chris-ci8vs

5 жыл бұрын

#MeTooFinn #FinnGotRaped

basdically a quote from jurrasic park 1993 sums up whats happened with disney's resurrection of star wars. "I’ll tell you the problem with the power that you’re using here: it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn’t earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don’t take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could and before you even knew what you had you patented it and packaged it and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now you’re selling it, you want to sell it."

@ohjiajun1

6 жыл бұрын

Brilliant. This is what self-aware writing should be. Not the mess that TLJ was

@insulttothehumanrace3807

5 жыл бұрын

"...so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should" also fits extremely well with most of the writing for these movies.

@MinqApoc

5 жыл бұрын

you, Sir, are a genius.

@ericm3327

5 жыл бұрын

Eric Miller pictured: great writing

@parrogakaparadise9477

4 жыл бұрын

Superb comment, thank you!

The trilogy starts on the non-tatooine, goes to non-Yavin4 from where non-coruscant is destroyed followed up by destruction of non-deathstar and there we head to non-hoth and non-dagobah, and then just to finish it off we head to different non-tatooine and finish the trilogy in the emperors new throne room. Man the originality is uncanny.

"Finn discovers that he was Snoke's father." That made me laugh really hard.

Dear God, every clip of Mark Hamill when he's not talking is just depressing. He just looks so... utterly broken.

@Kazutopia808

5 жыл бұрын

I know; It's so sad. 39:00 he clearly was trying to get a point across about staying genuine to story for the fans and got the exact opposite reaction he was looking for by whatever morons were in that room.

@scorpio4080

5 жыл бұрын

The destruction of my childhood hero. For me, star wars ended with episode 6. All episodes since don't exist to me. 7, 8 and 9 (when it comes out) are the failed attempts of riding the coat tails of better films.

@littleblizzard7591

5 жыл бұрын

I wish there was a way to let him know how much we all love him and that the hopeful, powerful, never giving up Luke is how we will remember the character. He probably knows, though. The backlash has been huge. That’s got to be at least a little validating.

@christopher6337

5 жыл бұрын

JawZ they really just need to scrap them

@cartooncritique6625

5 жыл бұрын

Can you blame him? The man has literally been waiting DECADES for somebody to make a sequel to the OT; to have one last chance to reprise his most iconic role, the one that made him a household name, only to have it all ground to dust by a talentless ego-tripping hack hellbent on trolling the fanbase with his half-baked excuse for fan-fiction! I'd be pissed if I were in his position.

I love that Finn drags a lacerated and bleeding Rose all the way back to the base THROUGH SALT. I'm sure she's going to be just fine, though.

@EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher

6 жыл бұрын

Tico suffers as we suffer. I'm fine with this.

@nathanc7507

6 жыл бұрын

racewiththefalcons1 hopefully not maybe the character will die

@EskChan19

6 жыл бұрын

That would be so ironic. All the defenders calling people out for hating on Rose, and then Rose literally dies because of all the salt, that would just be wonderfull.

@electricbayonet2

6 жыл бұрын

Hey, that could explain why the First Order didn't shoot them. "I...oh sweet space Jesus, that screaming! What's going on down there?" "Holy shit, is that FN-2187?" "The janitor? No way...wait, you're right! I thought he died on Starkiller base!" "Guys, look! 2187 caught one of the rebels and he's dragging her through salt!" "That is one stone-cold motherfucker." "Woo! Fuck yeah!" "...I thought they were the Resistance. Are they Rebels again?" "Shut the fuck up, JERRY. We're watching 2187 torture rebel scum." "I'm so posting this video on my SpaceBook page."

@alicesheep6394

6 жыл бұрын

"I'm sorry Finn...she died of Salt Overdose."

1:26:00 Honestly I feel like Mauler put more time and effort into that absolutely must have movie than Rian Johnson and JJ put into the whole trilogy

@tobaccomarshall4659

Жыл бұрын

Ok let's be honest it'd be pretty fucking cool to see Star Wars but with the characters elevated to godhood in terms of power level and just carry all of their powers to the logical extreme big ass force astral avatars hurler Stars and Planets at each other as they use gamma ray burst as lightsabers characters teleporting around and stealing items from each other then having that item turn into nothing cause it was a fake all along, Insane technology capable of wiping out galaxies in a push of a button, I'd watch that especially if the movie didn't even try to take itself seriously because then it'd set a precedent that it's a goofy action flick made for people with a high degree of suspension of disbelief

@-JaggedGrace-

Жыл бұрын

@@tobaccomarshall4659 I feel like suspension of disbelief is not even relevant to a movie like that, you're there to have a good time whether or not you believe in the happenings

@user-zd2kl9yg4v

Жыл бұрын

@@tobaccomarshall4659 You know, you described infinity war, right?

“The Last Jedi sycophants will eventually come around.” Yep, I’m a testament to that.

1:14:45 "If I wanted Palpatine to be Rey's grandfather..." OOF.

@snr6149

4 жыл бұрын

why are you like this

@kapsi

4 жыл бұрын

@Jack the Gestapo I think they first decided to bring Sheev back, because Snoke was dead, and then made Rey his granddaughter, to make it personal I guess? Even thought he was just a monster that showed up and died in 15 minutes.

@iainmaclean4872

4 жыл бұрын

@@kapsi yeah, i think the idea was to bring the same conflict that luke had with vader, but it didn't seem to matter to anyone at all that darth sidious was rey's grandfather... then he died.

"It doesn't matter what it is anymore, as long as it is called Star Wars" We're done here folks, MauLer successfully predicted the Rise of Skywalker

@Altzar2011

3 жыл бұрын

Its such a minimal statement that even the bare minimum (TRoS) applies. So sad

@lucasstrunc7669

3 жыл бұрын

1) Storytellers build a strong foundation. 2) A fandom appears. 3) The story implodes. 4) The fandom fails to realize why they originally became invested, swallowing the new content and saying shit like "You should love it because it's Star Wars" because they have zero grasp of the creative process.

@GuiSmith

3 жыл бұрын

@@lucasstrunc7669 Or they are disillusioned by the hopes that anything of a wonderful work can eventually be made good, even retroactively. Some people felt negatively about Doctor Who for a period, but many have looked back and realised that the 12 era was actually pretty good, or that Clara wasn’t actually that bad a character when she got a good story to follow, et cetera. The look back to see the good is the hope. It’s the hope that this can be better. That works in an ongoing series, sometimes. However, the finale to this trilogy came and went and we should all cringe and weep because it worked in ending the sequels but not in being a compelling story or film. It’s almost the same as any big series finale let-down in the past several years: Sherlock was weird as fuck (a bad thing to say about an already eclectic show is that it got more bizarre and nonsensical, especially considering it was an intellectual crime show); Supernatural buried its gays in a cosmic closet worse than death before “amending” that in less than a throwaway line and destroying characters just as hard as The Last Jedi did; I’m not even going to touch everything fucked about Chris Chibnall’s Doctor Who except that you can create 5+ hours of discussion about everything that is; and Star Wars’ Skywalker Saga has really always been about the Skywalkers now that Rey’s stolen their family name. What hell has brought all these series to die a tragically anticlimactic death?

@martyredmonkey2285

3 жыл бұрын

there is a much better example of him predicting rise of skywalker 1:14:46 where he actually fucking hard calls that jj will be incompetent enough to make palpatine reys grandfather

@Xehanort10

2 жыл бұрын

The fans actually want good Star Wars films, TV series, books, games and whatever else. But the obsessed fanboys and fangirls blindly believe they're all good just because they're part of the series and stupidly think that anyone who doesn't like every part of the series even the bad ones like the sequel trilogy and Solo somehow isn't a fan even though you don't have to like every part of a series to be a fan of it as a whole.

"Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love." Always makes me laugh in my seat everytime I hear it.

@BiggieTrismegistus

Жыл бұрын

It's such a stupid thing to say I sometimes think Rian Johnson was actually trying to be as dumb as possible. Then I remember he's Rian Johnson and really is just that stupid.

@trevorthornley8835

Жыл бұрын

​@@BiggieTrismegistus He also seems like a total creeper too. I wouldn't be surprised if he was a pedophile

@TheGalantMAN

3 ай бұрын

But that hypocritical crap sums up the entirety of modern pseudo-thinking. Rian said it out loud in a scene which visually directly refutes that, but every other normie around the globe views things the exact same way

14:00 Disney going "Rey considers Han a father figure" made no sense because she barely knew him but treated his death like someone she'd known for years had been killed. Then again this is the same trilogy that tells us Rey, Finn and Poe are really close friends then has them only share a few scenes together.

@trevorthornley8835

Жыл бұрын

Because Hollywood believes words are stronger than actions I guess. Tell don't show

@thomasraines1396

11 ай бұрын

It sounds like CW writing of relationships.

@occam7382

8 ай бұрын

If you know what J.J. originally planned for Rey before Episode lX, that scene would make a lot more sense. But he changed it, so it doesn't.

@hariman7727

2 ай бұрын

The movie would have been so much better if both Poe and Finn had survived/been together for The Force Awakens. SO MUCH would have made sense: Poe would have piloted the Falcon so well, Rey would have been the copilot, helping with things as she figured out bypasses and special modifications, Finn would be the gunner who can shoot well because he was trained for turrets and blasters. Poe actually signals Han, but doesn't realize the Falcon was spotted and tracked due to being left on Jakku so Han could hide, and Han was going to Jakku to help Poe, but was late due to dodging patrols. The capture gangs are hireling bounty hunters going after the "resistance". And so much more.

“As much as JJ Abrams will attempt to fix what Ryan has done here, he will be unsuccessful I can promise you that.” Nailed it.

@josephstewart2821

2 жыл бұрын

He managed to deflect a lot of the criticism at least so in a way...job done?

@dougalbadger4918

2 жыл бұрын

@@josephstewart2821 it also added sooo many more plot holes and retcons so I feel it was in vain...

@TyrannosaurusCHEX

2 жыл бұрын

@@dougalbadger4918 It was more meaning that the efforts that went into retconning everything from the last Jedi AND trying to create some sort of story to follow on was such a disaster in its own right that people now think of rise of Skywalker as being the worse movie even though it really never had a chance to be anything else given the foundation it was trying to build on (although simple stuff like just making kylo ren the main villain would have been hugely better then bringing back the emperor)

@erikdayne5429

2 жыл бұрын

So you’re saying just including a line such as “aw c’mon that’s one in a million” isn’t enough?

@dwmueller76

2 жыл бұрын

The level of criticism the pre-quals received always kind of bothered me. The problems w/ them did not go unnoticed, but I was able 2 ignore a lot of them & focus on the good (and there was a lot of good)! I was just so stoked to watch Anakin grow & turn into Vader . McGreger was perfect as Obi-wan & I had a huge crush on Natalie Portman ! The story itself fit well within the rules of the universe and I just enjoyed the movies! I’d roll my eyes 👀 at people I considered Debby Downers &!my feeling was that they weren’t going be happy no matter what! Then the sequels came out. I’m honestly still baffled at how bad the writing was! W/ an enormous budget & an amazing canvas to build from, how the fuck could it go so wrong? My top 2 issues(and I have hundreds), is #1) they completely destroyed Luke Skywalkers character. The most important hero in the Star Wars universe reduced to );&:@:@ Horse)@)&(&! #2) the rules of the force, which is a foundation of the series, just thrown in the garbage & for what? Why? It’s like the writers didn’t even watch the 1st 6 movies! They need to de-canon these movies and start again. That won’t happen though. Any criticism seems to get the “why are you taking it so serious, it’s just a space opera for kids”! And “you’re a male chauvinist for not liking Ray”! So yeah now I’m the Debbie downer and after watching these rant videos, I’m pissed off all over again so thanks! Lol I am loving Mando though and I’m stoked for Obi-wan ! Thank the force for FAVREAU!

"This is so monumentally stupid and convenient that it makes complete sense that it takes place in this film." - Episode 8 in a nutshell.

I like how the 'faked' Luke's death and then kept him alive just to kill him off 3 seconds later 🙄

@4:40 When Leia was blasted out of the Radish she was moving right along with it. Unless the Rabbit accelerated, it wouldn't put any distance between them. The real problem is that Leia was blasted into space at about 100 miles an hour. In space there is nothing to slow that momentum so she would have continued to move away from the Rat-Piss at that speed. The Raphis would have been miles away by the time she woke up. Same nonsense, different reason.

@remus4283

2 жыл бұрын

When you're in a vehicle it is pushing you along at it's speed. The moment you exit the vehicle you rapidly decelerate while it continues on. In the context of space travel, that ship was probably moving at a significant percentage of the speed of light; it would've been long gone before she even knew what happened. Even at 1% the speed of light, it would be moving at 3000 miles PER SECOND.

@burna1282

Жыл бұрын

The plot line about fuel suggests that they’re constantly increasing in speed. Thus burning fuel. That once they run out of fuel, the radish will stop accelerating and just maintain speed, whereas the first order can keep increasing in speed and catch up to them. I mean, that’s 1000% not what moon face planned, he 10000% thought the radish would slow down and come to a halt once the fuel ran out. But sure look?

@averywalter6628

Жыл бұрын

@@remus4283 You are looking at the situation as if its in an atmosphere still. Conservation of motion allows Leia to continue along at the same speed as the ship. Unless there is a force (friction) acting on Leia she would not slow down and would move along at the same speed as the ship. The original post was correct though that the force of the explosion would have propelled her away from the ship. So if she was blasted out sideways from the ship she would have momentum moving sideways from the explosion and conserved momentum from the ship moving her forward as well.

@famguy2101

Жыл бұрын

@@remus4283 on earth's surface this happens because of atmospheric drag, but in a vacuum you'd continue along at the same speed since there are no external forces acting on you, now if the craft continues to accelerate it will pull ahead, but if it's a constant velocity you'd float alongside it fine

@TheTriforceDragon

Жыл бұрын

@@averywalter6628 Though just to expand on this, the only way the ships running out of fuel makes sense in the space chase (what little sense there is) is if all ships are continuously accelerating, aka actively burning fuel. If that is the case then Leia would indeed be rapidly and inevitably left behind within moments. Beside the problem of her halting momentum after the explosion.

Poe is literally the only character to go through an actual arc and it's an arc they shouldn't be proud of. He starts as a man who is willing to do risky and borderline suicidal things to save many people, and ends as a person who gives up once it starts to look like it won't work. That's terrible. And it's developed in a realistic way. Everything that he does gets reprimanded. He does something risky to destroy a major ship, demoted. He asks for a plan since hope is dropping, dismissed. He creates a plan to disable the tracker so the resistance can escape, failed and told off for acting without permission. Causes a mutiny since the current command seems to have no plan other than to wait to die, gets informed that he's stupid for not trusting them and that they do have a plan. By the end of the movie I was amazed that he had the ability to take three steps without worrying that he would get thrown in the brig. He starts as confident, cocky, and talented, and ends as almost timid, resigned, and stupid.

@galactica58

4 жыл бұрын

He is a man and he should know his place in society

@grandempressvicky6387

3 жыл бұрын

@@galactica58 BENEATH WOMEN

@StarWarsomania

3 жыл бұрын

"It's like he's evolving, but backwards!"

@satanbrony9235

3 жыл бұрын

Learned despair

@RusianSpy

3 жыл бұрын

And Episode IX kind of holds true on this, Poe definitely seems less sure of himself and not nearly as confident.

39:16 Man, I feel sorry for Mark Hamill. That's such a sad clip.

@phairecouchpotato3912

6 жыл бұрын

That breaks my heart seeing that. Mark & the Star Wars franchise Deserved better than this!

@ADDuk19

6 жыл бұрын

I thought the same, heart breaking.

@lunalouhoo

6 жыл бұрын

I agree! It's heartbreaking to see that clip and his expression after people start clapping. Poor Mark Hamill!

@DemonicRemption

6 жыл бұрын

+TeknoAXE's Royalty Free Music It looked like he was dying inside... I don't even wanna know what he was thinking, as he looked THAT miserable.

@Khakhees

6 жыл бұрын

On top of our feelings, and Mark's (and you KNOW he's being polite), in the very same clip Rian says he didn't grow up as a star wars fan!?! This man who is dismissive of fans well versed in even just the film canon, was given almost total control?

The amount of times he says "Rey is Palpatines grandaughter" in this whole series not even knowing is fucking wild to me. Because it wasn't predictable, he was saying it because it was just so insane and made no sense. And yet, here we are.

Unbelievably well-researched and presented. Thank you, MauLer

39:00 the sheer pain on Mark's face when the audience gives early and undue applause which prevents his point from coming across and makes it seem like he was complimenting Rian is just... wow.

@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit

5 жыл бұрын

You can tell they already had people in the crowd to start the claps to cut off anything negative he had to say. Just so they can praise him and cut him off from saying anymore at the same time.

@mattmobily1975

5 жыл бұрын

Unbelievable, that clip is absolutely heart-breaking. For that point alone, I vow to never support a Rian Johnson projects ever again.

@skinnysnorlax1876

5 жыл бұрын

@@mattmobily1975 It was probably more Kathleen Kennedy, honestly. Rian strikes me as someone who was just willing to go along with her vision for the film more than other directors before him. He made a really tight, fun film called 'the brothers bloom' which, when you see the elements of humor, explains a lot of the last jedi. Though, the brothers bloom is NOT a science fantasy epic, and he was likely not experienced or prepared for a film of this nature at all.

@TiberianFiend

5 жыл бұрын

OOF

@StarfallMudkipzGirl

5 жыл бұрын

Mark Hammel is my hero. Willing to speak out against this monstrosity.

It bears pointing out that the "speeders" on Crait are actually made from the stripped-down, repurposed husks of B-wing starfighters. They took a craft which had roots in the films (though you could've missed it) and which was further explored in the books and games of the Expanded Universe, tore it apart, stitched it back together, and made it something else completely that not only isn't doing the job that it originally should've, but is evidently terrible and incompetent at the job that it is being made to do now. It has been reduced to a hollow platform for the new characters to ride around in while they waste time and fail at stuff. *_It's a perfect analogy for the film._*

@ironcladnomad5639

6 жыл бұрын

Same with the new A-Wings. Do a Google Images search for "a-wing concept art" and compare that to what you see in The Last Jedi. They are, near as makes no difference, identical. Willful, unapologetic, profits-driven laziness.

@tyrranos9688

6 жыл бұрын

I just realized yesterday while thinking about that scene, it’s a battle in which there’s really no heroic moments or satisfying resolution. You’re right, all they do is drive around in those things for no reason.

@loki8284

6 жыл бұрын

There don't appear to be any weapons on these things. Did one of them take a shot during this run, or were they going to drive around the AT-ATs until they accidentally shoot each other?

@Toliman.

6 жыл бұрын

It is an idiotic spectacle worthy of Sunny in Philadelphia. it makes a lot of sense that they fly around ... with no capability of doing anything but make the "salt fly up in the air" as a distraction for the troops in the trenches. And it makes sense that the walker/gorilla analogues stop firing or progressing forward, because ... no, it doesn't. perhaps they needed the batteries from the walkers to dump fuel from the walkers into the death star tech laser beam, but that's infinitely stupid as a weapon, and it is not explained, and that would mean collapsing the walkers as a visual metaphor at some later point, despite them firing on Luke later on, they don't fire on the speeders.

@ChrisPTenders

6 жыл бұрын

THIS. This is my favorite comment. This is so good. THIS.

I wouldn't call myself a big Star Wars fan, but my heart breaks for Mark. His reaction to people cheering Rian's disregard for the fanbase was painful to see.

MauLer's example of "Resurrection" being a theme of the movie is super good. You can shoehorn in almost any theme into any movie, that doesn't mean it was written well, it means you're trying to make it appear that way.

1:14:46 two years priorl he just casually predicted the plot of the rise of skywalker

@aidan7646

4 жыл бұрын

@@Business_Newsnah you don't sound crazy at all, you make a very good point, Disney literally just winged this trilogy and solely relied on fan feedback to determine how they should continue

@thejamesbondshowwithkrazyk4581

4 жыл бұрын

@@aidan7646 they certainly did not listen to fans or they would of made a great Star Wars films, starting off with Luke coming back alive and finally finding out where Maz got Luke Skywalkers lightsaber.

@GenericUsername-qp1ww

4 жыл бұрын

Jar Jar Abrams using his typical copy n paste nonsense

@timothyho5786

3 жыл бұрын

Only Rise MaRey Suewalker that what should have called! The Last Joke Woke Jidehh🤢(The Last Jedi) disappointing!😠⁉️.

@fabianstobbe3743

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not really a plot

So I've watched all three episodes all the way through now, and despite how many times it was used, I still laughed out loud everytime Mark Hamil said "NAZI!"

@Mike_Dubo

3 жыл бұрын

Fun idea: What if we got Mark Hamill to play a nazi? Like, as cartooney as one could make a nazi?

@NineSun001

3 жыл бұрын

Even after watching almost all Mauler Content, that Hamil-Nazi still cheers me up like crazy. I just love it!

@HerculesBallsInc

3 жыл бұрын

NAZI!

@whenthemusicsover6028

2 жыл бұрын

Same here. :)

@JiovanniCintron

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣

i’ve watched this series countless times and i am still discovering new plot holes and issues this movie is truly unfathomable

I love the fact that this series had nearly double views per video than the Unbridled Rage. It gives SO much context as to why this film is awful. Tangent here, but my dad is a huge movie buff with a collection that nears 2000 shows and films. I have seen maybe a fifth at most and even he's never seen about 15% of them. Everything from Chaplin in the 20's to Sicario, out of all that filmography he has there were only two that ever made me pissed. A remake of a comedy called Arthur, and this movie. I will forever be fascinated by how brutally the sequel films were butchered. The Rages are hilarious, but these videos are honestly like listening to professional university lectures on film analysis.

@whaguitars

Жыл бұрын

Arthur with Dudley Moore is great they should have never remade it. Although Russel Brand is red pilled now.

I honestly love how you keep using that clip of Rian Johnson smiling whilst Mark Hamill is standing next to him, looking utterly traumatized....

@LadyDoomsinger

4 жыл бұрын

The look on his face - I'd honestly think he was being held hostage.

Seeing Mark Hamill so broken brings a tear to my eye.

@GothicXlightning

4 жыл бұрын

and the worst part will always be Rian cuntson killing him off right after for no real reason denying every shred of possible redemption except for a force ghost which still pisses me off

@knightmare3706

4 жыл бұрын

Mark Hamill was broken the moment he read the script. but he was so enthusiastic to play Luke that he just accepted it. then he was just..........he just got shitted on and silenced by Rian and Kathleen

@ThePsychoExe

4 жыл бұрын

@@knightmare3706 Kathleen Kennedy is just horrible for Star Wars and this world, as well as Rian

@shaneyy__

4 жыл бұрын

KNIGHTMARE he was signed to a contract before Disney even bought it. Sequels were expected before Lucas sold his “children” to “white slavers.”

@knightmare3706

4 жыл бұрын

@@shaneyy__ that's true. but why did he even sign the contract? because he loves playing as Luke Skywalker. that always hopeful, brave and trusting Luke that we all loved since Episode 4 : a New Hope. but then.........Disney comes in with a shitty trilogy that kills of ALL of our favorite characters from the OT and pisses on everything that Lucas and his team made in the OT, the amazing Prequels and Clone Wars Series. they just pissed on all of it. especially ALL of the rules of the Force.

This will be the third time I've watched this and I'd just like to thank the initial patrons of the longman, and of course the man himself. Your candor and dedication is thoroughly appreciated.

Mark Hamill's disappointment with the new trilogy make me appreciate what he did for Luke so much more because you see how much he cared.

I do have to disagree though... Rian Johnson is not a nice guy. No nice guy can see the cheer-factory that is Mark Hamill's soul being crushed and destroyed like that.

"You took my investment and laughed at me for having it, you laughed at me for caring about a story you were telling", seldom have I identified with a sentence this much.

@MaxLoafin

3 жыл бұрын

@ThatPurpleFunk Ya but that's a "story" being told by the fucking mad man that is Tom Green. It _IS_ silly to be invested in a story being told by a moron like Tom, but Rian at least had a decent film under his belt in Looper and wasn't known for being a comedian. I'd love to have seen Tom's take on Star Wars considering what we ended up with.

@stormcutter59

3 жыл бұрын

That few sentences right there is why I dont consider The Last Jedi to be a legitimate film, but rather a 2 hour troll fest made by a madman who got control of a multi billion dollar investment. It's for this reason that I seriously want Rian Johnson's director's license to be permanently revoked, and should NEVER be allowed to practice his filmmaking hobby in the Hollywood industry ever again. Rian Johnson is a joke of a director and a joke of a human being. What a joke that Lucasfilms and Disney to allow this to happen. They all should be fired from their positions for allowing it as well.

@pastryserpent

3 жыл бұрын

@@stormcutter59 Thing is he's not a terrible director. Knives out is a great movie, with even more subversions than last jedi. The problem is that he was restricted by star wars and decided to just ignore the restrictions instead of working around them.

@stormcutter59

3 жыл бұрын

@@pastryserpent Rian had literally NO supervision when filming the joke that is Episode 8. And Knives Out is an overrated piece of crap film that has become the beacon of hope for Rian apologists worldwide as an example of his "wonderful talents" and it confuses me to heaven as to why. As for the quality of Knives Out, I'll say this. If that is the best Rian Johnson can do with that subversive Galaxy brain of his, he should quit before anyone has the chance to get rid of him out of sheer principle. The man has no directing talent. None

@NCHaskew

3 жыл бұрын

@@stormcutter59 to be fair, the episodes of Breaking Bad he directed are phenomenal. As a director, he undoubtedly has talent. Just don't let him touch a single letter of the script

I mean, this is a genius critique. I already didn't like TLJ but wow, I had no idea how bad it really was.

1:14:44 "If I wanted Palpatine to be Rey's grandfather"... You said it, man, in the wrong hour ;)

Actually, something else occurs to me about Casinoland - Rose's monologue to Finn about "looking closer" is the perfect analogy for the film and its fans. Think about it. Finn is like the fans - bowled over by the stunning visuals and impressive fight sequences that he is absolutely in love with it, overwhelmed by it to the point of declaring it a "bold and new" direction for the Franchise but Rose, who I can't believe I'm supporting, represents sensible people. The ones who see through the bullshit and recognise the film for what it is. When she tells Finn to "look closer," what he thought about the place disappears and he slowly but surely realises the true nature of the casino. Exactly the same as the movie's defenders. Unless they are totally closed to reason, (which, sadly, most of them seem to be) once they see the glaring plotholes, the character inconsistencies, politics shoved in your face and nonsensical battle sequences that no amount of graphics can make up for, their vision of the film melts away, just like Finn, and they see the monstrosity for what it really is. I am confident this was complete coincidence, as I refuse to believe that Rian is smart enough to actually put that much effort into this shit.

@colebuckon3856

4 жыл бұрын

King Edward "Longshanks" I, Hammer of the Scots, Lord of Wales and King of England As one of the fans who didn’t see how bad the plot holes were until I watched this series, I wholeheartedly agree with this assessment.

@purerage7963

2 жыл бұрын

It's also funny how Mauler pointed out that this part of the movie was meant to incite encourage economic/political analyses and the like, while those same people would pull out the "space wizards" defense. It's a "deep commentary" or it's "just a kid's movie" depending on what's convenient.

@mortemtyrannus8813

11 ай бұрын

As someone who hated TLJ upon release and refuses to rewatch it, I am offended that you would compare someone like myself to Rose. Other than that, spot on.

“The effects will age. The shots will age. Writing and storytelling is timeless.” - 1:23:00 My favorite line from the entire 3-part critique. I feel like Mauler’s entire argument on the whole is summed up here.

@cockandballsman4749

5 жыл бұрын

shots don’t age

@Samuelkuchle

5 жыл бұрын

@@cockandballsman4749 Also, writting and storytelling DOES AGE. Just look at old movies, or classic literature. They're vastly different from what we have now, some of them are even wrongly criticized with today's morals and "standars".

@albertsquires466

5 жыл бұрын

@@Samuelkuchle he means the quality not the content

@mykeprior3436

5 жыл бұрын

And that's why the original Star Wars, original game ideas, songs, etc, never really die.

@albertsquires466

4 жыл бұрын

@@darkthorpocomicknight7891 Well if it's liked by many that's not an argument, that doesn't make it good that makes it popular, good things can be popular bad things can be popular please actually explain why this movie is good rather than just saying it will be popular. Also apply this ability to read the future and now what movies will be popular for the the lottery could be very lucrative.

I could write a comment string about how well written and wondrously meticulous this video is when confronting just about any topic it goes in depth on, but instead I will state that your little off jokes involving "Do it" from Creamy sheeve as well as "Does it hurt" from Kilo Ren honestly are some of my favorite moments. One moment I am listening intently to your argumentation or presentation, the next I am laughing hard enough to wheeze. So punchy and well edited. Thank you Mauler for giving the internet and fans the words and understanding they need to really explain why this movie was both unfaithful to its Legacy characters and just simply poorly written. Along with making us laugh.

@BrettonFerguson

Жыл бұрын

Someone should make a clip edit of the guy tasting the salt planet. "It's potassium cyanide"

This three part series is a masterpiece.

The Last Jedi is so insulting and poorly written, that I reject to accept it as a Star Wars movie. Thank you.

@SolarDragon007

6 жыл бұрын

The fact that people try to defend it as being a good movie is absolutely preposterous to me.

@wackpendejo3000

6 жыл бұрын

JerickHerick35 yes, or atleast not good with movies, do you have facts to belive otherwise?

@wackpendejo3000

6 жыл бұрын

JerickHerick35 there is a difference betwen liking a movie and considering it good, like sherlock a game of shadows... i like the movie but its still a shity movie...

@wackpendejo3000

6 жыл бұрын

JerickHerick35 no, its more of a guilty pleasure, atleast for me, the movie its not amazing but there is a certain charm and vibe that i really like.

@CouchCit

6 жыл бұрын

I second this

Rian Johnson: "Rey's parentage is unimportant. there is no trick from Kylo" J.J.Abrahams: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that"

@SheshadriK-os2du

3 жыл бұрын

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

@Onewingerdraven

3 жыл бұрын

Tbf I didn't care about her parentage. I just wanted to see her being her own character. And RJ failed at that like JJ did.

@medalgear654

2 жыл бұрын

funny how JJ Abrams did that when he basically told us the same thing in TFA when the orange lady told rey the people who left her behind are not coming back lol

@mementomori5580

2 жыл бұрын

@@medalgear654 Frankly, considering everything that happens in 9, I wouldn't be surprised if JJ Abrams added that there just to spite and contradict RJ with every single thing he did in 8...

1:24:51 2023 here. Episode 9 has come and gone. God damn did you nail that

This is the only movie I have ever seen in theaters, where I thought "I don't like this". I felt bad feeling this way, even while I was still in the cinema. Thank you MauLer for explaining to me why I felt that way.

Hehehe. I love Mauler's visual puns. "People have to rise to an insane level-" (shows Anakin jumping in slowmo) "...almost like they removed them surgically" (two second shot of Anakin on the table) Too many to count!

@KaskDaxxe

6 жыл бұрын

My favourite: "Pander to a left leaning audience" *The seperatists all look to their left*

@7MacYou

6 жыл бұрын

He is probably a prequel memer xD

@mattwilcox100

6 жыл бұрын

The bad lip reading was spot on too. Excellent use of humor

@brasteen1

6 жыл бұрын

Lionel R. Jeffries That Anakin one made me actually laugh out loud.

@MrMoney-no8ry

6 жыл бұрын

"Arguments falling apart" *shows magnigaurd falling apart into pieces*

Rian Johnson also subverted your expectation of seeing a good movie.

@marving.8868

6 жыл бұрын

ZeroBeat1 it was so shocking I loved it!!!! I went to the movies expecting a decent story but hell no they subverted it so fucking hart it was greaaaaast so different so new 😍😍😍😍

@michaelmccarty1327

6 жыл бұрын

I think we can be forgiven for wanting that particular expectation to be fulfilled.

1:36:26 The finishing monologue from Mauler is probably is absolute best

The Last Jedi is far from beautiful looking- from what I remember it's pretty dull and a lot of it takes place indoors. Having 'cool lighting' or big special effects like the hyperspace crash does not positively contribute to the aesthetic of the film. Yes the prequels do have a ton of green screen background which are now even more obvious in HD, but there was real imagination and creativity behind it all, not to mention that there are genuinely impressively looking things based on miniatures and model spaceships and vehicles.

@hariman7727

Жыл бұрын

People call it beautiful because there's a few scenes here and there with heavy visual impact, like the Hyperspace Ram moment, and the "War R bloody and pointless viowence!" of the red salt smoke behind the skimmers on Krait, during the finale. Those few moments overshadow the flashy glitz that disguises the hollow nature of the movie's story. Michael bay movies are better, because they don't pretend to have substance.

21:55 - HEY MAN, I JUST TASTED THE GROUND, THIS IS CRYSTAL METH PLANET!

@peddazz2365

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@LordXehenniar

5 жыл бұрын

No dude that's not crystal that's salt. Get with it

@lowercase21

5 жыл бұрын

I'd like to see that war go down.

@yozora1047

5 жыл бұрын

David Patterson Damn dude. Look at that. A joke flew over your head!

@LordXehenniar

5 жыл бұрын

@@yozora1047 you're behind the meta. MeTA

About the salt planet, yeah, when that guy tasted the ground, I thought, “You’d better hope that’s sodium chloride, not sodium cyanide.”

@ZarkowsWorld

6 жыл бұрын

It is just more proof of bad writing, as telling the audience it is salt and the place isn't cold can be told in many ways without licking the ground.

@bigorange2082

6 жыл бұрын

Sybille Stahl yeah tasting dirt on a strange planet could never be dangerous right???

@bigorange2082

6 жыл бұрын

Zarkow the guy should have just looked right at the audience and yelled with a smile “It’s not snow!!!”

@cbspock1701

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that was dumb, but the use of salt was interesting since it is a biblical reference and symbolizes the death and rebirth of the rebellion.

@sybillestahl8646

6 жыл бұрын

cbspock1701 Wow. Way too subtle for me.

About the "I like sand" line in AoTC Anakin is shown to be completely romantically inept due the social isolation of being a Jedi and since the last time he had any 'romantic' interest was when he was a child, so this line is consistent with Anakin's character. On top of this in a behind the scenes Lucas describes the line and others like it to be "cringy". I hope this sheds light on one of the most misunderstood lines in film history.

@lilwinniepooh

2 жыл бұрын

People really need to start asking the “why?” To everything in the movie. It will find all of the flaws, logic, and whatever consistency or inconsistency in the script. Too many people at this point turn off their brains and just enjoy the spectacle without realizing there isn’t anything true depth or meaning behind it

@justafan9399

Жыл бұрын

The issue that I take with it is that it seemed to connect to his life as a slave on Tatooine, a barren, desert planet. It is a setup of sorts, since Anakin is on Naboo with her, thereby placing him firmly in her world and demonstrating briefly how her experiences were cultivated, which is then later contrasted when Padme joins him on his trip back to Tatooine, demonstrating his experience in more detail. However, the connection is flimsy since he only describes his distaste for how sand feels before moving on to flirting with the “Here everything is soft and smooth” line. It could have been a moment where he would reveal more about his past as a followup to Padme’s story about swimming, but it isn’t elaborated on. It still portrays Anakin’s social and romantic inexperience as is, but I do feel that George Lucas could have expanded it a bit more.

“Ray and Kylo get married” that one didn’t age quite so well

"... as much as J. J. Abrams will attempt to fix what Rian has done here, he will be unsuccessful. I can promise you that." Rise of Skywalker: 57% Rottentomatoes Critics' Score.

@superking

4 жыл бұрын

I nearly choked when he said that

@galactica58

4 жыл бұрын

sad

@RRRanTV

4 жыл бұрын

Depart of Jake Skywalker and Rise of MaRey Palpatine - A Disney Fanfiction-Story

@KOSVENDETTA

4 жыл бұрын

The Force Awakens sucked anyway

@treasurecave431

4 жыл бұрын

Not to mention that TLJ is now at a terrible 43%

I watched the OG Trilogy so many times I watched the Prequel Trilogy so many times And I will now watch the MauLer Trilogy more times then the disney trilogy because it is so much better

@featuredspace

3 жыл бұрын

I have watched MauLer more than I have watched the sequels by a long shot.

@mysticdragonwolf89

3 жыл бұрын

This is the 12th time I listen to this trilogy as white noise XD XD XD

@tscotts9699

3 жыл бұрын

Scrolled down to the comments section to say exactly this.

@uneicag

3 жыл бұрын

@@mysticdragonwolf89: Okay thank you! I literally thought I was the only one that put his Star Wars talking vids on as white noise. 😅 Tbh, only seen this one once. The other Episode 9 video he has is my fav and I’ve seen/listened to that a hundred times. 😄 It’s hilarious and I just love it.

@critterray6742

3 жыл бұрын

Ditto...

Don't know how many times I've watched this series but I love it every time. Thanks for the great work.

I'm obviously late to the party here (leave it to me to be three years late), but I just discovered your channel in recent months due to one of your appearances on the Real BBC, and your channel has quickly become one of my favorites to watch (alongside guys like HeelsvsBabyface, Just Some Guy, Thorias Unlimited, and the Critical Drinker.) Your reviews are a rarity on KZread -- in depth, civil, and yet still entertaining enough to keep me in front of my computer for hours at a time. Keep up the good work.

Wasn't planning on watching all this in one go but here we are I guess.

@Mr.Emu.-

5 жыл бұрын

And I never thought I would chose to re-writing The Last Jedi for my English assignment

@TarantinosNightmare

5 жыл бұрын

that should be the tagline for KZread

@ARC--5973

5 жыл бұрын

Binge.

@gottesurteil3201

5 жыл бұрын

YOU!

@glamdring1141

5 жыл бұрын

me too

"Besides... stop writing their script for them, it's really annoying me." Has to be one of the best lines in movie review History.

"if I wanted Palpatine to be Rey's Grandfather..."

Loved this series, only discovered you a few days ago, and easily binged several videos.

Every time I see Mark Hamill upset that they ruined Luke, breaks my heart :(

@an8strengthkobold360

4 жыл бұрын

@Ian I love the idea of hermit link, they just didn't properly justify it. He went from trying to redeem a mass murderer to considering killing kilo way to fast, the needed afew extra steps or someone to push him into falling. That is my problem with TLJ Luke. Also just calling those who disagree with you "fan boys" is imature and cripples discourse, it's like when people use "sjw" to describe people who like TLJ.

@Darth-vade123

3 жыл бұрын

Me to Jordan it hurts to see the character hamill loves Luke yes I am Luke but it's still heart breaking to see how rian destroyed me but luckly I'm not him I live and fight on

@lamichka

3 жыл бұрын

His Legend tarnished. You can see his soul being torn appart by disney greed in real time.

@stuglife5514

2 жыл бұрын

@@lamichka The one clip of him almost having a panic attack breaks my fucking heart. I cried while watching that last night.

@leesheppard6043

Жыл бұрын

Hamill could have returned the money and walked away from TLJ. There's no way that Disney would have sued because of the risk of everything going public. Disney would have been forced to step in and adjust the script to something that Hamill would have agreed to.

*Count Dooku Voice* "I've been looking forward to this."

@MrImastinker

6 жыл бұрын

Ashgarn Da Savage (sees video posted) Hello there!

@albedo5455

6 жыл бұрын

Ashgarn Da Savage General Reposti! You are an old one!

This is what true fandom looks like. Well done.

Just a word about "sound in space" in Star Wars. The sound is there for the audience and it doesn't mean that the sound is heard by the characters in the movies anymore than the theme music.

Can we talk for a minute about how absolutely incredible it is that this series has retained nearly 80% of the it's views from the first video? (as in part 1 has 2.4 million views, parts 2 and 3 each have nearly 2 million views as of writing this) I was just recently on a binge watch of Joerg Sprave's videos and one of his highest view count videos is only ~4 minutes long and is clearly labeled Part 1, with explicit mentions in the video that there is a part 2 (and the part 2 contains the inarguably more interesting stuff, the actual firing of a homemade game-of-thrones-inspired ballista!) but part 1 has 4 million views and part 2 has only 2 million. That means HALF of the people who watched the first video couldn't keep their attention in one place for FOUR MINUTES, but MauLer has kept 80% of his viewers engrossed for over five HOURS with this series. Simply excellent work, sir.

@nnnnmhughuuhhjiijj9457

3 жыл бұрын

Well, no moment is wasted, in his videos, they're doing whatever they are supposed to doing and the bit of comedy does help.

@aivb81588

3 жыл бұрын

Mauler was the first youtuber I watched that destoryed TLJ. I was new to youtube, if I watched youtube it was to watch a movie trailer or a music video. Mauler taught me how to think critically about film. Some would say "well, that sucks. Now you can't enjoy movies." But actually, I have a new appreciation for films that are well written, that have a story worth paying attention to. And it helps me break apart films that are just utter nonsense (the Fast and the Furious Franchise, Captain Marvel, Black Panther, Frozen 2, the list goes on). That's why I watch all of his stuff and support his work. He isn't a youtuber that bullshits his content.

@A1X7Z

3 жыл бұрын

One of the reasons is I left youtube on when I fell asleep and woke up to this.

@Smerpyderp

3 жыл бұрын

A1X7Z not a bad way to go about it.

@WolfHreda

3 жыл бұрын

Damn, I need to go back to Joerg's channel and watch that.

39:05 watching his hand tremble after everybody applauded absolutely broke my heart.

@rsmith8113

5 жыл бұрын

He gave up in that moment

@dignelberrt

5 жыл бұрын

The way he just throws his arm up in anguish too, it just hurts to see him care so much more than others, yet get utterly ignored.

@IProblematique

5 жыл бұрын

@@dignelberrt The morons in the crowd 'whooping' are why movies like this are so successful.

@JagerFrostTroll

5 жыл бұрын

That was hard to watch. Shows you the total disconnect from reality that most people have with these films. They were clapping at the fact that Rian dosen't give a shit about the fans, that he only cares about what the producers want. Absolutely disgraceful.

@Special_Tactics_Force_Unit

5 жыл бұрын

Haha yeah. It's a shame. But i do feel he was being a bit of a baby about it, he likes to make fun of people who throw tantrums (like Trump) and yet he acts the same way. You signed the contract buddy, money switched hands. At that point you had the script you knew what was going to happen and you decided to be a sour bitch about being a part of it. To me that shows no professionalism and no spine. And he's no better than the people me ridicules for the same thing.

Dude your dry humor is frickin hilarious! It takes me days to make it through even one of your videos and they're worth it. I appreciate that you've cleaned up your language and, as an amateur writer, I also appreciate the free pro-tips class. Thank you.