SWORD AND SHIELD BABAEEEEEEEE!!!

@zohebshah5539

3 жыл бұрын

Tank beats everything

@mitchellmackoul5294

3 жыл бұрын

That's a charge blade, not a sword and shield, very different /s

@june_005

3 жыл бұрын

jarod if you're a drummer does that make you a dual blades main

@goonbee51

3 жыл бұрын

I've been playing S&S for 7 years now.... Still my absolute favorite class

@TubeTAG

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hai. Fancy meeting you here. Sword and Board for laif.

I'M SO HAPPY

@DeathIsLethal

3 жыл бұрын

Nice pair of lungs ya got there...

@JoCat

3 жыл бұрын

I'm stealing your job I hope that's okay

@DjPerryful

3 жыл бұрын

Oh larry you beautiful bastard. Seeing you here its like my seeing my old teacher on tinder. Unexpected, but well accepted

@EvanFarshadow

3 жыл бұрын

LARRY 😍

@MurakamiTenshi

3 жыл бұрын

A NEW CHALLENGER HAS APPEARED

"The Dark Knight is great for doing your best Guts impression." This hits different now...

@Ike_of_pyke

3 жыл бұрын

*Guts song intensifies*

@codycarney2311

3 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@WiisonicHedgehogGamer

3 жыл бұрын

I am sad I joined that memorial without unlocking Dark Knight. I just stood there as a samurai out of place for an hour or so.

@hyliandoctor

3 жыл бұрын

The Living Dead description is... Morbidly fitting, too.

@nippon19

2 жыл бұрын

RIP Miura sensei

"Three DPS in a trench coat" is the most accurate description of GNB that I've ever heard. They do tons of damage, *take* tons of damage, and have a death wish please stop pressing Superbolide right after I cast Benediction please for the love of Hydaelyn stop.

@arachineatzeer7478

3 жыл бұрын

As someone who plays SCH I will call a MCH on a GNB if I use all my healing and they Superbolide themselves back to 1

@redfinale

3 жыл бұрын

GNB is my main tank and ironically, i almost never hit superbolide more so because i never do stuff like savage or extremes so im almost never around that level of "oh shit", so it tends to be my troll button. "hey guys, wanna see a magic trick?" *hp becomes 1* "and just like that, i made my health disappear."

@kacyroush6293

3 жыл бұрын

GNB is still my favorite tank class because gunblades are my favorite weapon. Why of course I'm using The Revolver and dressed up like Squall what's your point

@arachineatzeer7478

3 жыл бұрын

At least please stop shooting yourself in the head unless you need to - Most healers, probably

@gilessaint-loup2426

3 жыл бұрын

When I am using GNB, I literally introduce myself as "Your three DPS in a trench coat."

one day I think Jocat is gonna punch me in the face and I am gonna say thank you

@KnightBlackburn

3 жыл бұрын

Please don't make a "punching for a non-puncher" video containg your wife after that xD

@DoubleEdgeCat

3 жыл бұрын

Punching Russia's greateat love machine? I could see it.

@finnmcdonald9666

3 жыл бұрын

Jocat wouldn't punch nobody. Jocrap would absolutely punch a baby tho.

@rommdan2716

3 жыл бұрын

Jocrap: You're welcome

@foul-fortune-feline

3 жыл бұрын

Jocat or Jocrap?

When he does the DPS video it's going to be an hour long but the first 55 minutes are going to be waiting in queue

@Instagator25

3 жыл бұрын

So true, you can MSQ while in queue, that's what I did 24/7 to get to shadowbringers

@Instagator25

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lunarice98 Ahh, welcome to the game, and don't worry the story picks up very soon, MSQ means Main Scenario Quest aka the exclamation mark above a NPC's head. If you have any more questions, I'm happy to help.

@MBOmnis

3 жыл бұрын

The last 5 minutes will be about Dragoons tanking the floor.

@KBgamer2010

3 жыл бұрын

DPS = Forever wait for tank/healer

@ArchieGamez

3 жыл бұрын

This is why you friend with a tank or healer main hehe

0:09 for the people who actually wanted to know what this means: - Static (group) refers to a group of players who only does a particular content with that group only (as in you only do that one raid with that one particular group until you clear it). - FC is an abbreviation for Free Company, the FF14 equivalent of a guild. - Prog is an abbreviation for "progress", as in "progressing through a content". - UWU is an abbreviation for "The Weapon's Refrain (Ultimate)" raid, which is often shortened as "Ultima Weapon (Ultimate)" by the community.

@nkosiezikalala5267

10 ай бұрын

Genuinly thought he was just making that up. Thank you

@lilvpboy

10 ай бұрын

It's like when Danny and Rusty are discussing the heist at the beginning of Ocean's Eleven.

@vernelia9495

8 ай бұрын

I have been playing this game for about 8 years now.. And I did not know that "UWU" actually stood for something, I learned something new today x'D

I came expecting a weird parody on how not to tank, instead I get a hilarious but genuine guide on how to tank well. I expect my team's melee will be 'clapping some cheeks' for many years to come.

@Kenpokid4

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome to JoCat's channel

@Isosyth

2 жыл бұрын

As a brand new player who's never really gotten into an MMO before, this guide actually got me to try tanking.

@OriginalCreatorSama

Жыл бұрын

new to tanking and yeah this was shockingly helpful!

Wait that warrior looks awfully familliar.... Such a fantastic job Jo!!!

@mrironmustache

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, hai Shen! I hope you’re having a great day :3 So, @Jocat, any chance @Shenpai might cameo in this new series of guides in the future? Also, she’s completely right; phenomenal stuff! I can’t wait for the others :D

@Teranewone

3 жыл бұрын

He looks absolutely adorable. I wanna give him headpats. Is sneaking in and giving Voxer headpats allowed or will it land me on some sort of list?

@retroredmour6623

3 жыл бұрын

Every time i see voxer somewhere im happy and question if youre near

@lanteanboy

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrironmustache technically, they did just cameo..... at least their Gay Son

@anonj.9440

3 жыл бұрын

I see your pain in each loot roll

"If someone puts down a useful AoE, STOP F-CKING RUNNING AWAY FROM IT" my life is complete thank you so much

@RengeK

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like im the only tank that will reposition the boss just so i can take part in things like asylum. Probably cause i spend majority of my time playing whitemage and understand the frustration of tanks not seeing a bubble of literal fucking healing less than too steps away from them

@DeathmaskDuplicant

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh, the Ninja put down a Doton? It's time to go to the other side of the arena."

@mystfawn8774

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathmaskDuplicant this is my ninja experience. and it hurts so much.

@AtelierMcMuttonArt

3 жыл бұрын

@@DeathmaskDuplicant To be fair, Doton looks like a dangerous AoE, so if you don't play Ninja and nobody tells you (Or you never do research), you may never know.

@craigfunk3453

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta be careful of them peeps who turned all party effects off and not set them to minimal (i.e. they don't want to see those bubbles of extra DPS or healing)

An alternative to having you tank stance turned OFF as the offtank! If you wait 1-2 rotations, THEN turn your tank stance on, you'll (in most cases) end up 1 step behind the main tank in the emnity list! This is very useful for fights that have mechanics where they switch to the second highest in the emnity list, adds you have to offtank, or if the main tank dies. If you accidentally pull Aggro, you can always use shirk on the Main Tank to reset it!

@Zanyotaku

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I've been meeting more and more off tanks who genuinely keep their stance off the entire time and its BAD in higher level trials /normal raids with dual tank busters when I suddenly grab one as a DPS. I just had to yell at a DRK in a lvl 90 trial to turn their stance on when I picked up the second tankbuster and they said they learned to keep it off, as if that was a valid argument when dps and healers are getting the tank buster instead of them.

@MonicAchannel22

10 ай бұрын

@@Zanyotaku "as if that was a valid argument" As long as the game doesn't straight up tell them that (like how the game never fucking explains what a stack marker is), it's a valid argument, f*cko

@zhangbill1194

3 ай бұрын

​@Zanyotaku Counterpoint, it's really funny to see your dps get one shot by a tank buster

Didn't think I'd be watching a Dragoon slapping Bahamut's dumpy today, but here we are.

@JaelinBezel

2 жыл бұрын

Bahamit is strong, that’s how he upgrades the party into their final forms.

@Restilia_ch

2 жыл бұрын

@@JaelinBezel I see your Final Fantasy I reference!

And so... A New Era begins!

@t.b.664

3 жыл бұрын

The Era of Dungeons and Dragons has concluded, now we are on the horizon of the Final Fantasy Era!

@carlosvaldes5870

3 жыл бұрын

May you ever walk in the light of the Crystal

@Terry-cx9ok

3 жыл бұрын

Probably not, but let's be hopeful

Therapist: "Birdhead jocat is not real he can't hurt you." Birdhead jocat:

@EvanFarshadow

3 жыл бұрын

We all know he is a Miqote under that head

@bubalackgaming8892

3 жыл бұрын

He is now *JoBirb*

@shadowgarra360

3 жыл бұрын

No... He is now ChocoJo

@santiagonevarez410

3 жыл бұрын

More like, seduce you am i right gamers?

@ryanmaclean1720

3 жыл бұрын

Birdcat

"Three DPS in a trenchcoat." *dead* PLEEEEEEEASE make more of these.

@nippon19

2 жыл бұрын

that part killed me LMAO

@HayTatsuko

2 жыл бұрын

Three DPS in a trenchcoat, and a potential heart-attack for your healer(s) with Superbuttclench engaged.

@RealNigga0190

2 жыл бұрын

it's true. GNB is just a dps with more than average health.

@meelee412

2 жыл бұрын

just alot of dps , with tanking on the side

Imagine being a White Mage, and being forced to draw Aggro from the boss when the Tank fails to use a proper rotation, YET YOU AS THE WHITE MAGE SURVIVE OUT OF SHEER SPITE, AND TANK THE REST OF THE CONFLICT.

@craigfunk3453

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a bozja/zadnor experience gone wrong

@everfire6002

3 жыл бұрын

@@craigfunk3453 Sometimes... that's just how it is.

@Deathbytroll

3 жыл бұрын

I've done something similar to this

@ang3lsonline

3 жыл бұрын

*blinds the screen with holy*

@InsanityReborn

2 жыл бұрын

I've had to tank the last ~15% of Deathgaze on my AST. Our tank was the only one with a stance and it literally just became not worth the MP getting him up again. I had so much goddamn heal aggro at that point the boss wasn't going anywhere. And yes, the other 22 people weren't pulling off me for shit. It was... definitely *an experience* of a Dun Scaith run...

As a Gunbreaker, I appreciate the "Three DPS in a trench coat" joke. Because god it's so accurate.

@fenrislokison4569

3 жыл бұрын

💯 % accurate. Gunblade for the win

@zachgagnon2043

3 жыл бұрын

I was just gonna comment this. Its scary how accurate that is lol

@Theinfinitewell

3 жыл бұрын

He's out of line but he's right 😅

@scottm2109

3 жыл бұрын

Damn right it is. I main dps and took up gnb because it was more dps like lol

@OceanFragments

3 жыл бұрын

KEK

JoCat: Tank's are thiccer than the average Disney mom R34 artists: Impossible

@Tathanic

3 жыл бұрын

OR...

@HoneydewBeach

3 жыл бұрын

That’s why he said Average

@wiccamantadhg1965

3 жыл бұрын

You should see the Final Fantasy R34 artists- or not, if you don’t like dummy thicc Hrothgar action...

@MythrilShotgun

3 жыл бұрын

Disney moms are so down with the Thiccness that the average Disney mom is 6 ft down in the ground.

@schoolacount2178

3 жыл бұрын

How do you know? Thats kind of Sus.

"TRY GETTING BEHIND THIS WALL OF HOLINESS, BITCH" My reason for being Paladin in a single sentence.

@JEL625

8 ай бұрын

Now if only the devs would make that the actual job lore.

"Thicker than your average Disney mom." Laughed so hard, it gave me a migraine and I peed a little. Top shelf, lad.

Jo: "Gunbreaker is just 3 DPS in a trenchcoat..." Me: "He's out of line, but he's right."

@AdamG3691

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, my Hrothgar GNB is actually just two lalafell black mages and a moogle samurai stacked on top of each other.

@arctechfox8306

3 жыл бұрын

As a WHM main dear God is he right

@zacgarcia9082

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm no wonder i picked it up so fast

@KillerKahn

3 жыл бұрын

This is all fair and we'll, but as a Res Mage Main, I am both excited and terrified for what JoCrap says about my class. "Red mages can cast black magic, white magic, do some musketeer shit with a sword, and even back flip to their doom, but that's what they get for being average at doing everything and then trying to show off about being average at doing everything." Or, words to that effect, I'm sure.

@AdamG3691

3 жыл бұрын

@@KillerKahn holy shit, a talking defibrillator!

When Erozea needed the Sword and Shield the most... HE RETURNS!

"deceptively informative" - Asmongold 2021

@Reign274

2 жыл бұрын

Did he react to this? I want to see it :-(

@ParticleBomb

2 жыл бұрын

@@Reign274 kzread.info/dash/bejne/iYCH2NqOj6eXZrw.html

@Hclegend

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iYCH2NqOj6eXZrw.html for reference, about 2/3s in

The thing about DRK being a Guts impression is all the more prevalent with recent news and support from the FFXIV community.

@dalmaronthefirst2237

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it legit is inspired from Berserk.

@adas2051

3 жыл бұрын

@@dalmaronthefirst2237 did you hear about miura?

@dalmaronthefirst2237

3 жыл бұрын

@@adas2051 dead

"Gunbreaker is CALLED a tank but everybody knows it's just three DPS in a trenchcoat" I lost it at that line, good job!

@TransientWitch

3 жыл бұрын

I specifically lost it at the three dps being two MCH and a SAM...Because it's true and we all know it XD

@HenshinFanatic

2 жыл бұрын

@@TransientWitch pretty sure it's actually two SAM and one MCH but whatever...

My wife appreciates this.

@DrMDHyde

3 жыл бұрын

As did I.

@AxxLAfriku

3 жыл бұрын

Don't talk to me! I am famous! Don't dislike my good good GOOD videos! Don't talk to me, dear ga

@bgreaud

3 жыл бұрын

I also appreciate it as well... 😁

@asrieldreemur2678

3 жыл бұрын

My wife's boyfriend appreciates this

@DoomRater

3 жыл бұрын

When you're so early to the video that famous KZreadr you recognize only has 4 replies on his comment

This video manages to hit a really great balance between being genuinely really useful tanking advice and also very funny. Long time tank main in X|V and this is probably the best beginner tanking video i've ever watched

@lechking941

Жыл бұрын

also helps me realise JUST were i need to dance my ass :P in space of healer but keeping thoes cheeks to team

" Punk, Grunge, Metal and Christian Rock, lol!" As a former Tank in 14 I can absolutely appreciate this funny and wholesome video

Plot twist: This is actually a good guide. I wasn't expecting that.

@johngun4377

3 жыл бұрын

They’re all good guides...

@drmanhattan8599

3 жыл бұрын

its a good sarcastic video

@miralotus2727

3 жыл бұрын

This tbh. There's almost always something in these that make me go "Oh dear" (I mean, it IS a crap guide) but like...this is all really solid advice

@platinummyrr

3 жыл бұрын

@@johngun4377 always have been

"You press it and then it makes you DIE" I have never laughed so hard at an explanation of Living Dead

@AusFirewing

3 жыл бұрын

He's absolutely not wrong.

@craigfunk3453

3 жыл бұрын

@@AusFirewing not like the same can't happen with poorly timed Supers from a gunbreaker

@katarh

3 жыл бұрын

@@craigfunk3453 But if you bolide badly, you're dead for good. If you LD and you have a healer with a pulse, you're only mostly dead and they get a second chance to save your ass before 10 seconds pass.

@Dant2142

3 жыл бұрын

As healer main, the only problem with Living Dead and Superbolide is that its an emergency continue button that is guaranteed to startle me into using my own emergency buttons. That's fine when its the difference between wiping and keeping a fight going or recovering, but it gives me a small heart attack if a GNB ever misclicks.

@ianlindstrom2019

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dant2142 In savage/ultimate stuff at least there's no such thing as an 'emergency' button. Every invuln use is planned, as is the ability the healer will use to cover it for DRK/GNB. (WAR prob doesn't need any help, and PLD def doesn't.) There's no accounting for the headless chickens in PF though. LD's problem is strictly that even planning for it, it's hard to cover without WHM's benediction, at which point it becomes trivial, so it feels a bit restrictive in terms of composition.

So 5 months later and a lot of ffxiv clips, "Find Static in your FC to prog UWU" basically means to find a regular party(static) in your guild(FC) to farm(prog) the specific "end" game raid Ultima Weapon: Ultimate.(UWU) I hope this info finds its way to whomever was wondering

@Kakamage

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who hasn't even logged in to make my character yet, thank you!!

@VanNessy97

Жыл бұрын

I was told it's "finding a dedicated team in your Free Company to progress through the Ultima Weapon Ultimate boss fight"

@CyColt

Жыл бұрын

@@VanNessy97 what you were told and the original comment are the same knowledge with different wording.

As a healer main I cannot tell you the rage I feel when the tank doesn't pull and I pull the agro from him and have to run around as a hot popoto

@speechless05

Жыл бұрын

as a DPS I end up doing that a lot when they try to do big pulls but they're not constantly doing damage or pulling mobs. When they finally stop I usually just run past them a couple of times hoping one of their AOEs hit the mobs trailing me.....usually only gotta run through once or twice to get everything off of me

Tank: * turns boss away from party * Melee DPS: * cheek clapping intensifies *

@Arylwren1

3 жыл бұрын

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

@Ranulfdatank

3 жыл бұрын

Clap so hard it becomes applause!

@nafslee

3 жыл бұрын

Tank is best wing man

@Hawwwlucha

3 жыл бұрын

one day I'll say in the chat "start clapping those cheeks, melee dps" as soon as I turn the boss away

"Press X to not die button." Hey how did you know I mapped my Holmgang to X.

@BloodLegaZ

3 жыл бұрын

I think he is referring to controller..

@nicolinrucker5181

3 жыл бұрын

X is a math variable, so it tends to be to go to "I have no idea what this button is, so press X"

@AarPlays

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@shadowgarra360

3 жыл бұрын

@@BloodLegaZ I think Voicelet is also referring to controller Also you can map your skills as you want on controller too in case that wasn't obvious. My superbolide is on R2L2down or something like that

@calvintrouy2672

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure its (another) reference to zero punctuation. He uses that phrase to talk about quick-time events

KZreadrs found in the comments: Shenpai (expected) Gaijin Goombah (on Aki’s behalf, okay) The8BitDrummer...? Jerod, what are you doing here?!

@Sarione

3 жыл бұрын

and Larryzaur, that would be expected to.

@o98z

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sarione now also razbuten

I don't even play this game, but here I am, eating chips, reveling myself with a fine dose of gaming and sarcasm.

I laughed way more than I should have at “Punk, Grunge, Metal, and Christian Rock”.

As a Dark Knight main, I have to brood over how accurate this video is

@witherswings832

3 жыл бұрын

Same though

Man, that Guts reference is really hitting me hard today on a rewatch of this otherwise hilarious video... RIP Miura

@serenteaudios1737

3 жыл бұрын

there was an in game community memorial for Miura in Ul'dah on crystal at least. a lot of drks standing vigil in a line with little campfires at their feet.

@alexandrakaras770

3 жыл бұрын

@@serenteaudios1737 not only on crystal. Lich (EU) Had something similar, and I found other servers doing that as well via Twitter

@serenteaudios1737

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandrakaras770 i see. it's cool seeing a community come together like that.. i havent really heard about it since the WoW community at Reckful's death last year

@alexandrakaras770

3 жыл бұрын

@@serenteaudios1737 i was a little confused at first. I just heard about his passing from a friend who was a huge Berserk fan..... About an hour after i found news of it everywhere on twitter and since we were just talkig about FFXIV, i needed to show them since they didn't play themselves.... They literally started to almost cry on the spot... So yes, I really love such kind communities, especially if they are like this all over the world...

@serenteaudios1737

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexandrakaras770 i know the feeling. it's why im falling more and more in love with FFXIV

I started playing a couple days ago and picked up gladiator. I was thinking to myself; 'I bet that guy who did those monster hunter weapon guides would approve'

As a tank, I can certify that this is the best educational video you could ever want or need to learn how to tank better.

@erikasakura7721

3 жыл бұрын

not that it's particularly hard to tank better...

"tanks are thicker than your average Disney mom" truer words have never been spoken 🤣

@Kairamek

3 жыл бұрын

Where does that fall on the thickness chart? Higher than oatmeal but lower than he faux-thickness of Zeno's armor?

@SeaIbass

3 жыл бұрын

Woah there that's pretty thicc

@seigwardofcatarina5776

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kairamek I’d rate it around fridge cold Blackstrap Molasses levels.

@krekkaking

3 жыл бұрын

@@seigwardofcatarina5776 so thick enough to mistake for the density of molten lava

@tonytins

3 жыл бұрын

And the award for best statement of the year goes to. XD

OHHELLYEAH

We all doing our best Guts impersonation rn :{ Rip. We all thought Berserk never ending was just a meme, but its really never coming back. Truly an amazing artist has left the dark fantasy chat...

@Arthrexx

3 жыл бұрын

Who is this 'we'? Since I certainly don't and I know a lot of others who don't either.

@uhoh7545

3 жыл бұрын

@@Arthrexx We are the cool people

Me: Picks up a new interest Jocat 2 months later: Hey you want 100 episodes of content for your new hyperfixation

@lucaspeixoto975

3 жыл бұрын

I started playing FFXIV this month and was literally thinking of choosing a tank class/job to learn when I saw this video, Jocat knows exactly when to upload them videos

@Giomitiko

3 жыл бұрын

It's one hell of a coincidence but i genuinely finished the free trial download for ffxiv this very morning hahah

Jocrap here to learn us another thing. There is no better teacher, they could never defeat our wiggly educator in single combat

@obsidianbeast6308

3 жыл бұрын

Ya could but then he’d insta revive himself with the holy power of sword and shield

Never have I needed something so much without knowing it until I received it. We absolutely need more of these for the other roles, as well as the different classes. This is the greatest comedy that explains shit perfectly. Please more.

I started playing this a few weeks ago and this was genuinely helpful when I started working on tanking. So thank you, JoCat!

"3 DPS in a trenchcoat" I... why... This is the most accurate description of GNB I've ever heard

@monkishogun5394

3 жыл бұрын

It's why I dislike Gunbreaker so much

@KylenPhylar

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, given GNB is the DPS's tank...

@Konpekikaminari

3 жыл бұрын

@@KylenPhylar and we do use trenchcoats often

@fenrislokison4569

3 жыл бұрын

It's why I LOVE Gunbreaker so much. Definitely a Fun tank lol

@someclevername8167

3 жыл бұрын

The Gnashing Fang combo string is quite possibly the most satisfying combo string in the game. One of my fave classes by far

"Tanks are thicker than your average Disney Mom." Watching this first thing in the morning and I just spit out my coffee laughing...Thanks Jocat

This is the video that got me to play FFXIV right before Endwalker, and I can confidently say, a year later, I now know what it means to find a static in your FC to prog UwU. Thank you. The game has been a blast, and the friends I've made have been amazing!

Actually an amazing summary with visuals to keep the addled focused, I see what you did there. Unironically great learning tool.

“Tanks are Thiccer than the average Disney Mom.” That line had me DEAD 💀 😂🤣

@ShandorDavies

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally coming into the comments to say these exact words friend 😂

"punk, grunge, metal, and christian rock" - brutal

@coffeeavenger

3 жыл бұрын

He speaks the truth tho.

I just started playing and went Warrior. A lot of this makes A LOT more sense now to the point, it's hilarious not only because JoCat but also because I get it.

Loved every second of this, it's very funny & a really great quick guide to tanking!

I have no intention to play Final Fantasy XIV but I have the full intention of watching this entire series.

@simoneval2619

3 жыл бұрын

how doesn't?

@Taladays37

3 жыл бұрын

Try it, the story is good and you can play it both casually and hardcore aswell and their is a class for basically every kind of playstyle/archetype while still being able to level all the classes on one character. I also believe its free up until stormblood anyway which is a lot of content including heavensward which is considered by most the 2nd best exp so far.

@Jedda678

3 жыл бұрын

It's free up to level 60 and you get to go through the base game and 1 expansion, go for it.

@Dewkeeper

3 жыл бұрын

@@Taladays37 I mean, it's still an mmo, it's a time commitment even if you play casually. Some ppl just aren't into that and that's fine... All the rest of you though, play!!!

@shimitty

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

MMO tanking in a nutshell. The fact that I understood every single detail of this despite never playing the game is hilarious

@VashdaCrash

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same thing and I haven't played Wow since forever.

@idminister

3 жыл бұрын

as someone who does play, and has all jobs at current lvl cap. That wasn't a "crap guide," that was actually a pretty good short guide. The only missing bits being the lack of mention that tanks like all other dps have dps burst windows, and dark knight gets to rip their heart out of their chest throw it into the ground and have a shadow rise up and start attacking for a bit. Also gunblade's invuln is works than dark's...as it reduces hp to 1, so sometimes those tanks do more damage to themselves than enemies.....

@CorbenikClay

3 жыл бұрын

@@idminister disagreed on that notion. While GNB’s invulnerability skill does bring them down to 1 hp, they won’t die for 8 seconds which is more than enough time for a healer to bring it back up. If a DRK’s invulnerability is triggered and they don’t get healed to full, they die anyway regardless of why their health is like. Of course in both scenarios a good healer will make sure that does not happen but I’d still take Superbolide over Walking Dead.

@IsilmeTuruphant

3 жыл бұрын

@@CorbenikClay Yeah, as someone who has levelled all the tanking classes, Superbolide being better than Living Dead is a no brainer. With SuperBulletInBrain, the healer has to heal you up, but is not forced to heal you to 100%, meaning they can get you to 75%, do something else, and not be forced to overheal (Gunbreakers aren't such wusses that they can't walk off a little dain brammage). Also GNB has a self-regen that takes some of the load off, as long as the healer can get them out of the danger zone. With Living Don't Dead Open Inside, the healer is *guaranteed* to have to waste mana that they probably can't afford to (because you're in a situation where the tank had to Invuln) That said, Blackest Night is so good it more than makes up for it.

@hosen_F

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/aJaa1sN8k9msaNY.html 🎨

I cannot wait for more of these. It’s so painfully accurate and I love it so much.

This guide actually helped me when I started playing the game 2 days ago.

As a Paladin main, fear of Healers putting out a hit on me is the entire reason for Hallowed Ground's existence.

@serenteaudios1737

3 жыл бұрын

True but i swapped to DRK so im just kinda accepting it now i guess-

@angelacatalena5716

2 жыл бұрын

I live this. I'm paladin main as well. Our healer is also our FC leader ...and my oldest child. Ever have to sit through a very angry dinner because you accidentally hit the button next to hollowed ground on an Eden raid while the boss was at 1% and the only one left alive was the healer who immediately ate a tank buster to the face? Yeah. Not fun times.

@mosley3485

2 жыл бұрын

@@angelacatalena5716 Oh no. :D

@balladsnowfox7714

2 жыл бұрын

As a Gunbreaker I just exist to take the healers hate from the other tanks

2:58 PETITION FOR HIM TO COVER THE ENTIRE THING

@dropofsilver

3 жыл бұрын

What song is this? Sounds familiar.

@TheSilversepiroth

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't sound familiar but I too would like to know the song

@nakrissa

3 жыл бұрын

Return to Oblivion aka Refulgence theme

@RengeK

3 жыл бұрын

@@dropofsilver its return to oblivion if I remember correctly. Might have been the e8 phase 1 theme which i cant remember the name of. Either way its from e8 and e8s which is the only fight to trigger my ptsd and i have cleared TEA and done a decent chunk of UWU

@archevenault

3 жыл бұрын

@@RengeK light rampant and "LB3 PLS"

Love these videos so very much! They extremely helpful 💜. Ohhhh I main Summoner and Gunbreaker and the tip for spacing out mitigation on tank helped tremendously! Hope you make more how to plays on the other classes I'm quite ready to how your "quick tongue" 😜 does the next ones. Have a wonderful day Joecat and stay awemazing 💜

I really hope you do one of these for each class as your guides always make me laugh and yet I learn from them.

A Crap Guide to DnD: My story is over... but the journey continues

@jeffreylivermore1048

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought when he finished his MonHun World videos and started the DnD ones. Dude just keeps putting out content for all my favorite hobbies. He just need Crap guide to Warhammer and more Pokémon Let's Plays and I'm complete.

"Thicker than the average Disney Mom" Onward Mom, Helen Parr shown twice, Aunt Cass ...a dream is a wish your heart makes.

@JamesTheTurnbull

3 жыл бұрын

i've never seen Onward. Had to look it up. I'm glad they're still keeping trend of thicc Disney Pixar Moms

@RememberJudas314

3 жыл бұрын

Helen Parr is too thicc to only be shown once.

@Borderose

3 жыл бұрын

You made me snort.

@kyttynkross1121

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, she did get two movies, so its only fair i guess?

@Evertide05

3 жыл бұрын

Heh, yeah, my "heart."

Please do way more of these! Absolutely loved this!

I felt like playing the game in the past but only played the 2 week demo. Knowing you're making content about it and giving a rough understanding as to what each role should be doing actually makes me want to get into the game more. Love content like this, thank you sm.

Had a feeling JoCat's favorite class was going to be Paladin. EDIT: Pretty sure this is my most liked comment on the site.

@oh7mak

3 жыл бұрын

Nothing feels better than being a Paladin that doubles as the dedicated healer while still solo tanking cuz you're just that GOOD. Also my healers don't know how to avoid AOEs.

@besaidknight

3 жыл бұрын

SWORD 'N SHIELD!!! XD

@darwinxavier3516

3 жыл бұрын

Him and Blue from OSP are like soulmates.

@brownbelpois

3 жыл бұрын

Wait a minute what the hell is that noise? DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT DEUS VULT

"Overall you have 4 flavors to choose from: Punk, Grunge, Metal and Christian Rock!" This line killed me cause I'm an OmniTank, with DRK Bias, and that is 100% my music taste!

@mrkibitzer8139

3 жыл бұрын

Why are MY thoughts coming out of YOUR mouth? I'm literally the exact same way, although lately my bias has been slightly shifting to GNB.

@ryanweible9090

3 жыл бұрын

my five iron frenzy paladin.

Coming back to this after playing the game and understanding the references is nice. Also a very helpful guide.

Actually, when tanking dungeons, running back and forth a bit is good. It helps stack the enemies together a bit better for better aoes, and it slightly delays enemy attacks because they turn around. Especially if they were casting something. Obviously don't do it so much that it pisses off your party. I'm talking small, deliberate movements.

I thought JoCat was afraid to be pigeonholed to the JoCrap Guides after the (well deserved) massive success of the MH series, but then he goes and improves upon it in every way possible from the comedy to the presentation to the useful practical tips. Man. He made me wanna resub after nearly a year, even. Goddamn what talent.

Me, who has never played ff14: ah yes I understand mhm yes gotcha

@Dewkeeper

3 жыл бұрын

That can be solved >:D

@nyx0103

3 жыл бұрын

you can play it for free for the first 30 levels or so I think. After that its a subscription-based game I am fairly certain. I know someone who plays it, I tried it myself and didn't got hooked in, in the long term.

@benebediktas

3 жыл бұрын

@@nyx0103 First 60 levels actually. They upped the free trial to include all of heavensward

@BlazingAzureTheta

3 жыл бұрын

You should try the critically acclaimed mmo rpg Final Fantasy XIV., now with a free trial that extends to level 60 and includes the first expansion Heavensward.

@jackbordar2727

3 жыл бұрын

@@nyx0103 lvl 60, so heavensward included

This was a decent guide. Not even a meme. Just a good guide.

i really wanna see jocat make a full animation for the default dance that one second had me dry heaving

Paladin gets sword and shield: all you need to know

@adamboyd1132

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, way to bury the lead there

Last time I was this early, there were enough polygons on plants in XIV To crash a high-spec computer.

@LilDruid

3 жыл бұрын

That flower pot was more detailed than my Hyur's face.

@wing0link

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, nightmares

@mist666999

3 жыл бұрын

big oof

This was funny yet also informative. Great job! loved it!

I’m so glad you’re back, JoCat. Keep up that good shit!

The fucking kazoo rendition of the theme song I can't- xD

@namelesslad5803

3 жыл бұрын

I'm trying to find the name of that song lol. Sounds so familiar

@KatlamosQuickdraw

3 жыл бұрын

@@namelesslad5803 I mean, it's just Prologue, the main theme of the Final Fantasy franchise, but in kazoo format.

Throw this into the category of "things you never knew you needed in your life."

@AZOtakusAnonymous

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no. I absolutely knew I needed this since Jo did that short play of Hit MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV Online, now with a free trial up to Level 60 through the Heavensward Expansion. I'm lad the crap guides have come to eorzea

Can’t wait to see how he covers the other roles...this will be awesome and interesting

Can't wait to see more Guides! I'm really interested in committing to an MMO but aren't sure about what to do. You really helped me get into MHW so I'm sure this will get me into FFXIV.

Hey, as omnitank in FF14, I'm actually surprised. This WAS an actual guide with jokes in it, instead of joke with a guide somewhere inside xD Good job! Loving it.

@KylenPhylar

3 жыл бұрын

It's never a 'great' guide, but hotddamn do the Crap Guides make for solid 'here's some fuggin basics wrapped in comedy' guides.

As a vet of tanking and stuff, I appreciate the "shiny asscheecks towards the party" and "don't move" comments. Hilarious and very accurate.

@arachnofiend2859

3 жыл бұрын

As a Monk main I also appreciate this

This helps and thanks for explaining the spacing the abilitys

This video was beautiful. I'm so glad this was shown to me. I shared it to whoever I could.

I fucking died after "Since they cant handle the Puss Pounding Patty Cake with the boss". Thats some good shit.

@josiahtasich6073

3 жыл бұрын

What makes this even more funny for me; is the fact that there is a boss in WoW Retail (Shadowlands), that actually does play patty cake with the tank. that you have to silence, or else it disorients you and deals massive damage.

Brilliant, brilliant video

@killmethennnow

3 жыл бұрын

When u trolling threw a comment section and start seeing youtubers u have loved and followed for years

@sephirian688

3 жыл бұрын

What are you doing? Teo and Daora are in need of farming and we finally got regular hunt apexes man and let’s face it Josh might need your help with Teo lol This is entirely sarcasm btw, though I imagine Josh’s resentment GS does tend to melt against Teo.

@vijayanand6650

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit! Didn't expect to see Hollow here!

Need a whole series of these~

I just started playing the game again after not playing for almost a decade. The first thing I literally did was re-watch all of these. Since I decided to go for tank for my first run i have actually been making sure to do things right thanks to this video :3

Sword and shield BAAAABBYYYY!!!! oh that gets me everytime

I'm confused, there was so little satire and so many good pieces of advice. I feel... Energized.

@johngun4377

3 жыл бұрын

Wrong, it was a healthy mix of both

Please do more of these, it's so good! xD

I really hope he does some of these for the non-combat classes. This is great.

"You press it and Y O U D I E" life story

Sammie and Voxer are in the same video

@Arcadio89

3 жыл бұрын

Who are those?

@gameridiotNOT

3 жыл бұрын

@@hosen_F Begone, *B O T*

@soltymc172

3 жыл бұрын

Ok so my brain was right it is Voxer 😆

@victormartinez4928

3 жыл бұрын

@@Arcadio89 Voxer is Shenpais FF14 character.

@Arcadio89

3 жыл бұрын

@@victormartinez4928 And Sammie?

this got me and a couple friends into the game. Thanks JoCat