A Completely Accurate Summary of Half Life 2
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You cannot escape the Barneypocalypse.
CAST in this video:
Game Wylder (Anthony)
Heaven_Fallen (Sid)
Hambo
TemmieKaz
DrFalcon (Seth)
Omega
Sonoma
Thanks to @GianniMatragrano for providing the voice of the GMan at the beginning!
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Seth made a spot on stalker impression at 3:02. It's kinda freaky how good it is.
@Blue-lj6md
Жыл бұрын
holy fucking shit lmao
@nonsense-me
Жыл бұрын
lol
@coltforceplayer
11 ай бұрын
Want a break from the 3:03
I can’t get over the fact that the Grav Gun sounds like a very deep fried robot voice saying “mmmmmm soup”
@Ben-Hollingbery
Жыл бұрын
Wait...
@SapunMan
Жыл бұрын
Thanks, I hate it.
@theabarguy
Жыл бұрын
I hate you, because now this is how I will hear it too.
@madeofgrease9220
Жыл бұрын
Soup :)
@Bob-kerman789
Жыл бұрын
Mmmmmm Soup :)
So did Black Mesa have a patent for security guards who reproduce through mitosis, or....
@wedoalittletrolling723
Жыл бұрын
They did, it's cannon.
@ainlLeek
Жыл бұрын
MANWHORES
@TenthSgtSnipes
Жыл бұрын
That explains why they were all Barney!
@wasdered1034
Жыл бұрын
It's Benry from Half life but npc is self aware
@meggubravo8373
Жыл бұрын
I mean they did it with Gordon too
I can just imagine all the barneys saying "Hey Gordon!" at the same time.
@DrCoomer_1
Жыл бұрын
Hello Gordon's!
@maciej4250
Жыл бұрын
"About that beer I owe you!" **Gordon gets crushed by 10 tonnes of beer bottles**
@coltforceplayer
11 ай бұрын
@@DrCoomer_1🤯Dr. Coomer, is that you?
@internalOrchids
11 ай бұрын
Ok but then he'd have to commit murder. As is the way.
Omega: “Y’all aren’t going to be able to drive your car through.” Will: Years of Halo have trained me for this moment
Imagine if the door to nowhere opened for the G-man and it was just a dimension of Barneys waiting for him. Also I know the level triggers don't work that way, but I'm gonna be a little disappointed if there aren't more phantom Barneys in the Episode 1 and 2 summary. Complete with Mountain King Orchestral hits.
@joedingo7022
Жыл бұрын
That's pretty much the plot of HLVRAI
@wasdered1034
Жыл бұрын
@@joedingo7022yes , I thinked about that too
You summoned the Black Mesa Security Team
Hall of the Mountain King playing while counting the 500 Barneys is the perfect touch.
Love the fact, that the entire ending of this video is haunted by Barney. And Barney. And Barney. And Barney. And another Barney.
I keep forgetting Williaso hasn’t got like millions of subscribers. Honestly surprising he hasn’t fully exploded yet
@Beardieee
Жыл бұрын
Oh he definitely exploded alright
This summary of Half-Life 2 was not what I was expecting
I would say make a drinking game out of how many times a Barney appears, but I don't think there's enough liquor on earth for that.
Williaso, Gordon Freeman is physically 27 in age in Half Life 2 because he was put into stasis after Half Life 1. He didn't age a day. Half Life 1 and Half Life 2 happen effectively within the same week to Gordon Freeman, from his perspective. So physically speaking, there's like a 3 year age gap between Alyx and Gordon Freeman.
@thesilent185
Жыл бұрын
Except Eli doesn't know, he just thinks Gordon took real good care of himself for the past ~20 years
@Austin_Mars
Жыл бұрын
@@thesilent185 Worst case scenario, Alyx is still 24 and a full grown adult. Age gap don't matter between adults regardless.
@Nanorobotic
Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure Will knew this. Either way, from Eli's perspective this is very messed up, because when he and Gordon worked together Alyx was a child and he seems to be trying to get them together.
@AdrensphrdGaming
Жыл бұрын
@@thesilent185 uhh you know Eli I'd aware of gman right?
@absolutezerochill2700
Жыл бұрын
@@Nanorobotic he just wants grandkids
5:21 - Technology Connections moment
@Deegs98
Жыл бұрын
Can't wait for the 1 hour fridge video reference
@starrfoxkid64
Жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment about it too, good thing I scrolled down to make sure someone else didn't already mention it lol
watching ya'll play together just re-confirms my decision never to play with online "people"
@aliabdallah102
Жыл бұрын
I are not people. Beeb borp
@dragakonfire
Жыл бұрын
It's called having fun, you should try it some time
The Barney clones and the t pose jokes where like something out of hlvrai
Yo the gman intro was gold
@ainlLeek
Жыл бұрын
That's how I've imagined all intros in this entire series should be
The Barney dupe glitch had me rolling hahaha
"It's a friendly bomb." NO bomb is "friendly"
Hahaha the Technology Connections Easter egg 🤌🏻🤌🏻 Loooooove that channel. And that video lol
This was so f**king funny, I have to say it was worth the wait. The part with the Barney's just killed me😂😂
Jesus, the gibbing alone was hilarious but the barney gag made my chest hurt.
The barneys It made me laugh too much, I haven't laughed in months or a year
The technology connections reference got me :')
THE BARMY IS NIGH Edit: 15:12, reset the counter, Will
I love this game to tucking death! So glad to see you picked it up! If you end up playing the episodes I suggest putting them into one video. Episode 1 is kinda short.
I cannot tell you how much I love the Quantum Barney Phenomenon
This is the most I’ve laughed on KZread for a long time, reminds me of old LAN parties playing games like this and the chaos that ensues
You really deserve more subscribers will. Your videos are hilarious
The Barney's was my favorite
Haven’t laughed like this at a video in ages. Subbed
Leave it to Williaso to somehow create a time paradox. 🤣 Pretty sure Barney went mad from the number of times he was forced to multiply.
HELL YEAH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS
“About that beer I owe ya.”
Oh god. I just imagined alyx with 5 Gordon's in that couch meme. Thanks williaso, now I can't unsee it every time I watch this
My favourite part was when they turned Barney into a single-cell organism
i wonder if he is gonna go through the episodes as he can do multiplayer with them aswell
I love the wave defense! I get to find the perfect placement
Loved the video
8 Gordon Freemans ? Thats at least 4 full lifes
Hidden gem. You earned a subscriber
Hambo pulled out his Freeman's Mind voice on that "bad Heaven" moment.
Very happy to see a completely accurate video on half life... Portal next perhaps...? :>
All those barneys are just the security gaurds you meet in black mesa, they all had the same skillset so a good chunk of the CP forces is barney.
Thank God I have been waiting for this for... However long Gordon was in stasis for! 😂
How are you not over 100k yet... some people are slacking
5:26 - "Electric cars prove we need to rethink brake lights"
I can immediately tell that was Gianni as gman at the start lol
The barney army. I wonder how many barneies can spawn before the game craps out on everyone
oh my lord, imagine what would happen if williaso plays s.t.a.l.k.e.r.
The real game should have ended with Barney standing beside Gman being completly unaffected by his time freeze powers.
the fucking barnie bit was genuinely the funniest shit
take a shot everytime barney is seen (including actual storyline barney)
5:27 - I fucking love watching Technology Connections
Here for the premiere trailer!
I think this proves the theory that you can solve anything by throwing enough bodies at it
„Rise, Williaso, rise!“ Yoooo, here we gooo! =D
"Defend Checkpoint Barney" "WHICH F***ING ONE"
having such a high player limit on a game like this was such a choice LOLOLOL
Bugs and Cosmic Horrors beyond my comprehension: Eh... A T-Posing NPC from 2004: *FEAR INCARNATE.*
wooow yer this is the best last few days till i am 30 lets good more awesome videos
I was chuckling like a gremlin during this entire video
That’s the funniest shit I’ve watched in a long time, a true goldmine will
at the citadel i was wheezing because there were a lot of barney "owes gordon a beer" calhoun😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So many Barneys So many beers owed
the barneypocalypse 23:53
You better not feed those Barney after midnight
Seven Barneys, seven barenys is all we need to stop the Combine!
If KZread ever goes out of business, Williaso could make millions of dollars as a QA tester. Is there any game you *HAVEN'T* broken...?
7:15 a Headcrab had… it’s way on his head.
He’s talking about that one video about the “i-pedal” from that one dude who talked about the colour brown
I counted, there are 44 Barney Calhoun's as of the time of the Barney gag.
The attack of the barent menace
Will the Barney clones a reference to the original half life where all the guards are Barney
1:02 it was mostly the reason why G man put him there.
7:11 Temmi Got A paint Bucket Thrown In His Face, Which When It Lands It Makes Stuff White
About that beer I owe ya
"The gravity gun became so popular every game for the next decade had to use it and did it wrong." Doom 3 resurrection of evil: Let me introduce myself.
You're all fucking hilarious, omgs the crane part and the chaos afterward was amazing, and the YOU RAISE ME UUUUUP bit made me WHEEZE I laughed so hard 😂 From the crane to the train, laughing my ass the whole time!!! Edit: BARNEY ARMY!!!!!
im ready for it
5:20 Ah so you watched the Technology Connections video as well
barney is SCP confirmed
I have watched that video on one pedal driving too .... I don't own an electric car
I played synergy with my friends. we had the same issue at Nova Prospekt
Eliot goes to school: Drivers ED
The orange box is like 2-3 dollars rn on steam so I’ve played like an hour and a half and have absorbed pretty much nothing cause I’ve been jumping around or messing around, have to give props to the level design tho cause even a bumbling buffoon like me doesn’t get stuck for more than like 10 mins even when I have negative comprehension lol
Wow.. I got to the premiere early!
Barneypocalypse
Barney was the best part of the video
10:20 you raise me up so i can stand on my AAAAAAAA#$
You should do the Episodes but with the VR port. It would be fun to have the added element of VR to the review.
@1x1boop28
Жыл бұрын
Multiplayer VR port?
About that *BEER* I owed ya
You can also done half life 2 coop in Lambda coop. It so less junky and much more stable
Pick up that can
Hell Yes Technology Connections Because Blinkers are fun
5:20 Technology Connections hecc yea
Notice how barney is unaffected by the G man
Cant believe they Duncan Idaho'ed Barney
Wake up. Smell the ashes.
Hope williaco dose this for hl2 ep 1 and 2