I'm a little sad she didn't mention the most coveted prize in the contest, "Best Abuse of the Rules", usually awarded when someone finds a way to so horrifically abuse the rules that they have to be changed going forward. In 1994, "smr" submitted the smallest self-reproducing program, a program that, when executed, outputs it's own source code. He achieved this by creating a source file, the only source file in the submission, which was 0 bytes long. Exactly 0 bytes. It was empty. However, due to clever abuse of the Makefile, the compiler still output an executable. An empty one. What did it do? Nothing. It just instantly exited. But it's output of absolutely nothing was technically all of his source code.

@kxmode

Ай бұрын

If Seinfeld was a programmer

@OhhCrapGuy

Ай бұрын

@@kxmode not entirely sure how this implicates smr in being weirdly into concerningly young teenager girls, but sure, alright.

@girlswithgames

Ай бұрын

do you have a link to this? would love to know what he did in the makefile lol

@SDRicky

Ай бұрын

Her voice is sweeter than honey 🍯.

@kxmode

Ай бұрын

@@OhhCrapGuy Seinfield was known for episodes about nothing.

I had a coworker who did a novel way of sorting his code... he ordered them by string length, making his code look like a christmas tree... in production

@mountainsmakemehorny

Ай бұрын

Did it look pretty?

@EpicNicks

Ай бұрын

@@mountainsmakemehorny asking the important questions

@liquidsonly

Ай бұрын

I approve.

@denilsonwerling1660

Ай бұрын

This is so funny, definitely going to mention it to my coworkers. It seems coding that sort of program, is the right order to deliver the joke!

@vizualyse

Ай бұрын

One could say, your coworker did it in a "Noël" way...

"Obfuscated Code" - Or as my predecessor called it "Production Code".

@switchi8663

Ай бұрын

this cracked me up man good job

@n.-_

Ай бұрын

the cobol experience

@gagongtarantado

Ай бұрын

😂

They have the opposite contest for Perl. The goal is to write code that people can actually understand.

@everyhandletaken

11 күн бұрын

It's been running 30 years & still yet to have a winner? 😅

@victotronics

11 күн бұрын

Oooo Burn!

My college professor won this 2 times. He loved talking about it

@ammdres

Ай бұрын

Do you have the links to his submissions? I would love to see them

@plaintext7288

29 күн бұрын

@ammdres Me too

@ninocraft1

28 күн бұрын

i would also boast about this, what an achievement 😂❤

From now onward, I'll end of my main() functions as "piss out".

@vicsar

Ай бұрын

I dare you.

@zaper2904

Ай бұрын

change it to piss off instead.

@oconsertador9021

Ай бұрын

Could you put "fuck you", instead?

@yascilisaowsyj8636

Ай бұрын

piss be upon you

Oh, I didn't know I could submit all of my code to the IOCCC. My files look so bad, I am probably a great contender.

@godnyx117

Ай бұрын

Oh boy, you won't imagine! There is ALWAYS someone more crazy...

@ABCABC-sw8mh

Ай бұрын

😂

@ABCABC-sw8mh

Ай бұрын

My code: } ;0 nruter {)(niam tni

@kyuuketsukikun420

26 күн бұрын

"my code is self obfuscating"

The aesthetic of this video reminds me of some 2000s computer gaming news etc. program that you randomly stumble upon while watching TV and never find it again.

@tritoner1221

17 күн бұрын

The intro graphic is from Serial Experiments Lain. The general presentation of the video is also reminiscent of the show's unique style.

@jnharton

10 күн бұрын

It's literally imitating the interface from Mac OS 8, 9.

@ares395

10 күн бұрын

@@jnharton Bold of you to assume I've ever seen Mac OS 8, 9.

Just write it in C++ - obfuscation enough.

@mjthebest7294

Ай бұрын

L M A O

@lofl6968

Ай бұрын

yeah, but you become desensitized... after like 10-15 years anyway

@ThisShitWontWor

23 күн бұрын

Nah rust is way more unreadable than c++

The creator of Perl, Larry Wall won 2 prizes in the IOCCC. His initials are LW just like Laurie Wired. Coincidence? Who knows!

@Turalcar

22 күн бұрын

Did you ever see them in the same room?

The "peace out;" got me rolling on the floor! XD

@mohammedgoder

Ай бұрын

#include "cstdio" #define ever (;;) int main() { for ever printf("no. just no."); }

@MrStarTraveler

Ай бұрын

@@mohammedgoder Rofl 🤣

I'm genuinely floored by the production quality of these videos and your ability to communicate so effectively

I love the aesthetic of your videos, combined with your clear expertise and knowledge. Thanks for sharing! :]

@vicsar

Ай бұрын

Yeah, no doubt. Do what you enjoy, for sure. Respect!

@fios4528

Ай бұрын

I'm really curious how much time the set design took

indeed programming is an art

@illegalsmirf

Ай бұрын

more like a fart

I've only watched the first 30 secs of your video and I'm already convinced you deserve more views and subscribers than you already get!! Just love the aesthethics and the vibe!!

Hey Laurie, your exploration of unreadable code is fascinating! Keep inspiring us with your insights and discoveries. 🚀

Glad to see the obfuscated c competition is still going. My favourite was always the love letter exchange.

I’ve been falling out of computer science for a while now cause of college burnout but your videos have relit my computer science flame! Its crazy the difference that good presentation and teaching can make. Keep up the great work 😃

Im in love, seems like there are so many high quality channels lately!

Hah, good to see this, I was thinking of the IOCCC whilst watching the Asuka Roasts video the other day...

What a odd gem to find for a subject I know little about but I'm interested in learning. You made a video of code compelling enough to watch with a nice thematic style of old school computer interfacing. Looking forward to more. Subscribed :).

Amazing video idea, with amazing video quality! Thank you for your work!

I LOOOOVE the channel graphics and branding. Awesome!

I love the vibe of this channel

"This makes C a great candidate for creating some really unreadable code" - Flashbacks of Coldfusion from Adobe

Hi Laurie. Wow I love how you popped out from opening a app on the desktop! That’s pretty cool. For whatever reason the theme of you speaking like that in a pc window reminds me of Back to the Future The Ride when I was little. Awesome vibes! Anyhow interesting video. I’m gonna watch it now. Hope you are having a great day.

Ahh, chongo strikes again! (Landon Curt Noll, usual username chongo, one of the founders of this, is someone I used to work with. Fun guy to interact with. And he did good by creating this, IMHO.) Thanks for exploring it a bit and sharing it with new audiences!

It is interesting how the macro looks so much more readable after you reformatted w/o \. Nice Job Laurie.

How have I never found this channel before. Love the content!!

I'm in love with this competition

don't wanna know what kind of hallucinogenic drugs you got to be on to do this type of programming lol

That intro was the final straw !!! I'm subscribing !!!

Thank you for sharing this interesting subject.

Hey Laurie based on your LinkedIn you've only been out of school a few years yet have some insane comp sci knowledge. Aside from internships and your current role how much experience did you have with code/computers before going to college? Did you learn the bulk that you know from college. Just an old head looking to get into programming. Teach us young grasshopper!

I almost lost my mind trying to decipher what in the hell temple of apshai was doing. This was back when I was 15 or 16 and trying to transfer my copy from cassette to disk. I got most of it to disk, but still had to load the fonts and levels from the tape drive.

Do you think you can code a perceptron using assembly or even a old language like basic or turbo Pascal ?

Awesome content as always!

great video laurie, super interesting topic

Wow, great video. I learnt something new. I participate in contests avidly and did not know about this.

I love so much the style of your videoss and also your setup

these were great examples! if you wish to continue this series and want to take a look at more submissions, I highly recommend Nicholas Carlni's submission for tic tac toe! a video on obfuscating your code to look cool would also be great :) super happy to see ioccc here

After watching One short of yours I was pissed at you, but I wanted to give you a Chance and I watched this video. You've impressed me , and I love the way you speak your voice is calming and it makes enjoyable to watch your videos so now I just have to subscribe 😅❤❤ Greetings from Poland, Laurie 🎉❤

love the quality!

I remember having loads of fun with the preprocessor back in the day. I made a header file that turned C extremely verbose and told a friend that was just how it looked like

I worked with a guy who won in one of the IOCCC categories way back in the day.

This is awesome, thanks Laurie! Good thing that one can make C code unreadable, while for few other languages that's the default.

F-ing wonderful find this channel has been - G bless you Laurie

The Underhanded C Competition is also interesting, though it looks like it is no longer held

the gameplay at the end caught me off guard lmao, great vid

@Slycooper2456

Ай бұрын

She streamed Burnout Paradise last Saturday it has so many hilarious moments, its on her Twitch channel.

Finally some respect for bad coding! No seriously, I've been following this for decades. It's mindblowing.

Love the background of your computer screen!

Laurie, where do you get that windows xp era theme from???

Great videos! It's so satifying to see you clean up and decipher stuff like this. You should consider ricing your desktop to go with the rest of your video aestetic, on Linux I'm sure there must be some DE that can recreate the kinds of faux-windows you have for your intro/webcam.

@Vancer876

27 күн бұрын

Yeah I was wondering why she uses windows

I never realized that doing code in that way could be a thing, but then just looking at that code is driving my hyper efficient coding OCD insane.

I love [ab]using C macros as if they're C++ templates

Enjoying the Lain imagery in the intro! :3

I've been training for this all my life without knowing!

Can you do an asuka rates your obfuscated code competition

@dominikb1284

Ай бұрын

based

I legit came across live game code that did the following: #define f*** return #define sh** ; It was a cpp file that contained many methods returning pointers to 'this'. Fun times. P.S. You are a gift to the engineering world Laurie

that clock program was insane

obsessed with the lain aesthetic, one of my favorite anime of all time and was a catalyst in developing my interest in computer science

Hey Laurie.. it will be great if you can do "C programming" tutorial. I know there are tons of tutorials out there but your teaching capabilities are extremely good. If you have time plz consider.

6:10 idk if that's a 'fix', looks like it's a directive only meant to run on Win32 devices (from the ifdef), and it patches main to work on windows properly

How do I get that task bar? Please help!

But what if you debugged it 🤔 would it get confused what line to highlight?

I like how your office is a giant radiation oven

I used to enter the obfuscated C competition back in the 1980s. I never came close to winning, but I did my worst, which is all that can be reasonably expected. There are better tools for unubfusticating the contest entries. "indent", "astyle", and other source code reformatting utilities, "cpp" for doing macro expansion, "m4" and "awk" round out the toolkit. Around 1989-1990 I wrote a C code obfusticator and posted it to alt.sources. Unfortunately, it didn't handle ANSI C function prototypes and used semantic dirty tricks that are not portable across pre-ANSI compilers and in places conflict with ANSI additions to the C language grammar.

good work on the editing as of late - the transitions between content and animation have gotten much faster and it feels very tight. I really enjoy the production value of your channel ty!

Really cool video. The code is madness :)

Your keyboard sounds great !

Great OS of your choice!

My favorite is still Banks' entry from 1998. Shaped like an airplane and it's a primitive flight sim. Although, not all of the entries will still compile on modern computers. Take for instance some of the older ones that did code injection on PDP's and the like.

This video is awesome.

why is it oddly satisfying to watch you talking over full screen.? anyone...

Title: unreadable code competition Me: oh boy sounds like the IOCCC

What if someone built one of these around taking as long as possible to manually set up for most autoformatters?

As someone new to C "This is starting to look like a real C program" made me laugh and then cry.

Nice new look😁

That's cool snake, very nice 👍

this has to be the most insane glow up i've ever seen

There are no perl obfuscated code competitions because that'd be stating the obvious

@nunnukanunnukalailailai1767

28 күн бұрын

In the industry thats called job security smh

@stighemmer

22 күн бұрын

Actually there was an obfuscated perl contest.

@c0p0n

22 күн бұрын

@@stighemmer but nobody could find it

Very cool. Reminds me of figuring out what malware does, saw Low Level Learning do some of that cybersecurity challenge stuff. Also the circle code was quite aesthetic. I'd guess nvim to be one of the easier text editors to start fixing the visual look of the code and the #defines, otherwise it'd feel like a bit of a mess. The nvim plugins that follow common style for the language also helping out. These are probably the best ways to make your coworkers mad or get fired.

If you want a medal from your coworkers for best code ever just pack every function and data object in one giant void array and cast it in the program as needed. There is a time for this when you change hardware configs at runtime with full bandwidth read/writes but other than that ...

@lauriewired Song name / opening sound / bgm name ?

lmao, that last one looks like the Fallout 3 hacking screen

fantastic video theming this is so cool

I love SkiFree, and Chip's Challenge. all of the Microsoft games pack games were great

05:26 : It's not a good a idea to replace a #define macro within the code which is part of an #ifdef statement.

Are these programs or applications? I would have said programs. Is there a difference between a program and an application?

When will we connect to the wired? You're keeping me in suspense.

You can sort of skip all of this by printing the preprocessor output to the console. If you want to see really unreadable code check out mk64 decomp.

do you need M() and also M(){...} ?

The command line tool "indent -kr -i8" would have formatted the code in a more readable way, imo.

7:02 - had a small heart attack here because of the sound

I liked the pixel art Ein.

I love your channel :)

the style of your videos id so fucking cool!!

Best cs channel

Laurie you are a god!!! :)

59k subscribers and 59K views. Balanced as all things should be.