A compilation of 90s diss videos through the years. What’s your favorite comeback of the 90s - even if it’s not in the video? 🤔😝

@DontReadMyProfilePicture0010

16 күн бұрын

*Don’t read my name….* 💤

@Serendarainbow

16 күн бұрын

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture0010 What happens if someone reads your name? Asking for a friend.

@mad.2.cool.4.u7

16 күн бұрын

naur

@trinaq

16 күн бұрын

Probably "NOT!" We thought that was the most epic insult ever.

@blueskyla7978

16 күн бұрын

Just completely ignore them, and then turn to a friend and ask them if they heard something annoying and never look at them.

"Let's go, home skillets" Michael is the star of this channel and he knows it

@DontReadMyProfilePicture0010

16 күн бұрын

*Don’t read my name….* 💤

@bloodiamondeyes

16 күн бұрын

Okay, I won’t.

@AlegriaSanchez-Brenes

15 күн бұрын

I agree 🔥💙

@Melaniefan4life-m3m

12 күн бұрын

@@DontReadMyProfilePicture0010Ty

@Mel_exists

11 күн бұрын

​@@DontReadMyProfilePicture0010bet

"Where'd you come, Planet Loser?" "As opposed to Planet Look at me, look at me?" A stellar 10 Things reference, I quoted that more times than I care to admit! 😅

@reginatellus6036

16 күн бұрын

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

@Broadway571

16 күн бұрын

I LITERALLY KEEP SEEING YOUR COMMENTS

@NatashaWarden

15 күн бұрын

"look at me ! Look at me !" Was the original version of calling someone a pick me girl

@Broadway571

15 күн бұрын

@@NatashaWarden yea basically it was kat calling her sister an attention seeker

@NatashaWarden

15 күн бұрын

@@Broadway571 Michael *

I told a lady the other day: cancel my subscription, i am over your issues! She was so, so delighted 😂

@jfaustin1742

16 күн бұрын

I would be too 😂 I love it and I’m keeping it

@serenityover9000

7 күн бұрын

That’s hilarious 😂

@TheRat_Yui

7 күн бұрын

I don’t get it😅

@kerrypoppins5388

7 күн бұрын

@@TheRat_Yui if you got magazines regularly in the mail it was called a subscription, and every month you get your new issue (which is just another way of saying that month's magazine) 😂

@TheRat_Yui

7 күн бұрын

@@kerrypoppins5388 ohhh

My favorite 90's comback is "Whatever".

@goldenerkese

15 күн бұрын

Iconically paired with ✨the✨ eyeroll

@destinigreen5267

15 күн бұрын

@@goldenerkese I remember that.

@lennypayne4241

15 күн бұрын

Pretty sure “Whatever” is a multi-generational term.

@destinigreen5267

15 күн бұрын

@@lennypayne4241 I forgot about that. My mistake.

@LaceyMyriah

14 күн бұрын

@@goldenerkeseAND the W made from your thumbs and pointer fingers

Ahhh,the "Girls go to college to get more knowledge,boys go to jupiter to get more stupider." The boys would always switch it😂

@kayleighbaker7802

16 күн бұрын

And there was also "girls go to Mars to get more candy bars"

@Alkatross

15 күн бұрын

Girls go to venus...

@Itsjust_Ani

11 күн бұрын

Now they do girls go to Venus to get p-

@frannacat5923

8 күн бұрын

And then there’s boys go to Venus…

@gotchufam2964

6 күн бұрын

@@frannacat5923 Pfttt- don’t even want to ask what comes after that. Just glad to live in an Asian country that has never heard of it.

"I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy who gets no love from me." This song is forever stuck in my head, and is a classic insult. 😅

@crystalh3

11 күн бұрын

I totally sang that in my head 😂

Not the slide on fire in the background and I thick Micheal died like 3 times

@TheAntropoloco

14 күн бұрын

I was about to say that😂

@-__itzlizzie__-

11 күн бұрын

Fr, btw its think not thick

They're better than today's disses, that's for sure.

@DontReadMyProfilePicture0010

16 күн бұрын

*Don’t read my name….* 💤

@PollenbeeBoy

16 күн бұрын

“I don’t shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up!”

@Justin22139

16 күн бұрын

Cap. The youth of today have that insult riz. You’re très delulu, boomer. Jk. I don’t even think that’s English. I just strung together a bunch of words I see on the TikTok.

@somerandomwindowsguy3725

16 күн бұрын

@@Justin22139 Is that just three in french?

@aria.o.9240

16 күн бұрын

@@somerandomwindowsguy3725très means very, troi means three :D

poor micheal, he always had to take the worst comebacks 😞

"Talk to the Hand" is classic

This is basically a documentary

Michael's hair flips are all that I live for 🤩

I still say the one “up your butt and around the corner” 😂

@kimiller

11 күн бұрын

So does my mom- I snort laughed when Michael said it 😂

@kylarmoony4563

8 күн бұрын

"Up your ass and to the left" 💀

@AvarieMoore

6 күн бұрын

@@kylarmoony4563 😭

I have never thought of Micheal wearing lipstick 😂

Remember “Talk to the wrist because the hand is pissed”

They forget the "yo mama" jokes 😂 now those were messed up 😂

‘Up your butt and around the corner’ is frequently used with love in our house. I’m introducing my kids to real culture lol

@val6189

16 күн бұрын

😂

@devonm6620

13 күн бұрын

My brother and I used to say this all the time, seriously forgot about it for over 20 years. So grateful I can now teach it to my young son, I would have failed as a millennial parent if I had missed this one.

All that and a bag of chips I still use to this day

Michael will be iconic always 🫶🏻

noo it’s to relatable 😭

I relate a lot to the part where one falls into hell while being called a loser

I’m sorry, the “SIKE” is something I still use today!🤣🤣🤣

UNPOPULAR OPINION: planet ‘look at me’ is SUCH a good diss!!! Love ya vids girl 💫

@MelissaKristinTV

16 күн бұрын

😂😂 thank you!!!

*When she brought out the 90s bag of Doritos Nacho Cheese my brain instantly went to nostalgia mode 🧠*

Now it’s like “you thought you ate”

@brandonaldaymachuse6669

8 күн бұрын

Periodt.

Im a 2003 kid and omg "up your butt and around the corner" was peak elementary insults.

The revised version by my aunty “sticks and stones may break my bones but words get me excited” 😂

@lennypayne4241

15 күн бұрын

Sticks and stones can break your bones but words can end a life.

@thats.coquette

5 күн бұрын

Sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me 😝

Kids still say half of this 😂

Let’s be honest Michael is everyone’s favorite and he deserves his own tv series

No Michael having a seizure this time? Wow!

@MelissaKristinTV

16 күн бұрын

KZread glitch lol I would’ve left it up because of how weird it was, but it flashed so much that I didn’t want someone ELSE to have a seizure 😭

Rip michael these disses just hit harder

I ALWAYS found the "Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider.." Insult to be stupid once I really thought about it, Their practically saying the girls aren't smart enough so they have to go to college, And boys had to go to Jupiter because they were WAYY to smart.

@MacabreIngenue2

16 күн бұрын

Never thought of that !

@shireads2954

12 күн бұрын

No, you have to be stupid to get more stupid. And you have to have some knowledge to get into college.

MICHAEL IS ABOUT TO START A VILLIAN ARK WITH THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

The first one looked like it hurt

Oh I will ALWAYS be all that AND a bag of chips

first on my favorite channel! Yay❤

@MelissaKristinTV

16 күн бұрын

❤❤❤ thank you!

Michael is iconic😂❤❤

I love your videos and I love your channel and I support you and I love your skits and your acting in the skits is spot on👍🔥😎👸🏻🐐👑

@MelissaKristinTV

16 күн бұрын

Thank you so much! 😭❤️

Haha that burning slide behind Michael! 😂😂😂

“Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider” is my favorite one definitely using that😂

@chihauhaun

15 күн бұрын

Yeah! And girls go to Venus to get more pe-.... you know what never mind

Micheal will always be hated by them but loved by us

I love that she put a line from 10 things i hate about you,"WHERE YOU COME FROM PLANET LOSER,OPPOSE FROM PLANET LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME"😂😂❤❤

OMGGG I REMEMBER THE "Boy's go to Jupiter to get more stupider,Girls go to mars to get Candy bars" 🤣🤣

The flaming metal slide was just _chefs kiss_

Michael got pay back

the slide on fire is so accurate 😭

When I was a kid, we'd sometimes say, "This is an A-B conversation so you can C your way out of it before I D-cide to skip E and F you up, G!" and I would be WEAK 🤣😭

@KacieMarie

7 күн бұрын

we had something as a kid, it was "This is an A and B conversation so C your way out of it before D and E come and F you up."

Best quote of the year "Up your but and around the corner"😂😂❤

The high five one though

The 10 Things I Hate About You reference got me

😂😂😂 wow these brought me back to the school yard

oh my gosh the ten things i hate about you reference 😻😻

Ouch! 🔥

Michael's gonna start his villain arc soon with the dare program, I can sense it ☠️

Not the slide burning in the background 😂

Half of these were still around in the 2000s but the other half I’m just like wtf… lol

Finally, an accurate visual description of those metal slides.

i love that the slide was on fire lmao

@crystalworld9035

14 күн бұрын

FINALLY SOMEONE WHO NOTICED

Oh my goodness, this took me so far back, I remember so many of these. The “psychs” were diabolical and created a lot of trust issues in our generation. 😂😂

I love the fact that the slide is on fire it just shines the light on how f-ing hot those slides are on sunny days

Everyone ganging up on poor Michael until the end 😎

The metal slide on fire is truly a work of art because that’s exactly how it feels

Lmao the slide on fire. I can’t 😂. It was literally unusable in the summer. 😂😂

Girl your videos making me feel old the 90’s seem like yesterday 😢😢😢

“Up your butt and around the corner” got me dying on the floor

Psych and Beeswax survived until 2016

Up your butt and around the corner! I still say that! 😂

I read it a diseases at first instead of disses so I was so confused 🤣 We love Michael!!! 💕💕💕

Yall remember "Up high, down low, oh too slow!" ?

Michael is amazing and most likely the star of this whole channel 😂

"Talk to the hand 🙄"

The “high five - SYKE” really did it for me

I love background characters looking around confused

The "Lets go home skillitas" had me on the floor

My favorite was "this is a burrito and enchilada conversation and its nacho business " 😂😂

I'm 14 and i rlly love your content omg 😭❤ as a gen z i wish i could be a teenager in 90-00s instead of 2020s , its so lame.

'90s insults just had so much flare and personality

Not the slide being on fire 😭 Love that detail

The flaming slide is SO FUNNY I'm not from the 90s but I still ride those

This was the PEAK of White American Vernacular English 🙌🏾

We were so lucky we didn’t have tiktok and Snapchat in the 90s/2005, we were the ultimate cringe! 😂👏🏻

The slide was burning from the combination of heat and the 90's disses.

"up your butt and around the corner" and "time to get a watch" were my favourites

The slide being on fire is perfect 😂😂😂

So many of these carried over into my elementary years! We really talked like we were mid rap battle

You forget the elite "What Ever Major Loser" whilst you sign each letter on your forehead W E M L

i appreciate the detail of the metal slide being on fire ❤

My favorite was "Talk to the hand!!" Followed closely by asking "Whats up?" and getting the response "Chicken butt!!"

Me and my sister are basically Michael to each other. "Up your butt around the corner."

I have a gecko named Michael, so this guy makes me smile even more thinking about my little guy chilling in his terrarium across the room

you’re amazing!! I always love watching your videos🩷🩷

@MelissaKristinTV

16 күн бұрын

Tysm ❤😭

“Up your butt and around the corner.” I forgot about that one 😂

"leYts Gyo howme skillets" Got me dying for no reason 😭

Hadnt seen youre videos on my shorts page in awhile and was missing you! Glad that youre back!!!!

@MelissaKristinTV

16 күн бұрын

Weird! I’ve been posting every day, so glad you found me again! 😝 Lots to catch up on!

The slice was scarily accurate

“Up your butt and around the corner-“ 😂 my used be go to🤣

I love how they're calling him stupid but literally say "more stupider" 🤦🏼‍♀️

The fire slide always gets me 😂

I'm a 2000s kid and I've even heard all of these used at school and in public from kids who went to my school lol