That's gotta be the most polite roast I've ever seen

@schoppepetzer9267

5 жыл бұрын

Chibi If a company insults his professionalism or authenticity, that's what they get.

@sahirdiesh6386

5 жыл бұрын

Did you expect him to not be polite? Do you not watch his videos?

@anmax

5 жыл бұрын

@@sahirdiesh6386 Of course I expected him to be polite, that just makes it even better, yes I watch his videos

@VincentAziz

5 жыл бұрын

Slow roast

@bmay19

5 жыл бұрын

Chibi lmao

The problem is you are using a tool assist, this lock is designed to ward off criminals that use their teeth to bite through locks

@AtsukiMai

5 жыл бұрын

Totally professional thieves.

@danishasshole4012

5 жыл бұрын

Your comment made me giggle, very cool

@Benson7290

5 жыл бұрын

So beavers and woodchucks then?

@Scharnvirk

5 жыл бұрын

Considering teeth sharpness and the fact that jaw muscles in our bodies are really strong, thiiiiis might actually be biteable :D

@davek12

5 жыл бұрын

Have you seen Moonraker?

"I'll try to cut through it all at once, if that fails I can try to cut the plastic with a knife and then cut the steel in individual parts" *Looks at video length* ...right

@dukem8774

4 жыл бұрын

Basically

@danielcisa107

3 жыл бұрын

Lol I did the same xD

@Yannick3585

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

@euroovca25

3 жыл бұрын

this is gold at its shinest :D

@AnimalLover101195

3 жыл бұрын

I KNOW!

LPL: Your lock is easily defeated Ottolock: Yeah, but he did this and that and he clearly cheated... Master lock: First time, huh?

@ibtgb2

3 жыл бұрын

“First time, huh?” 😂

@GeneralGuzman

3 жыл бұрын

LPL: The goofy "and I'll do it again" meme, but with a ramset or torch.

@chesslmc

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated reply.

@stormtrooper6116

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! Totally accurate!

@ophidahlia1464

2 жыл бұрын

Oh boy, the hypocrisy of Ottolock claiming that LPL was cheating! I went over to their channel and saw a video of them trying to cut thru a lock band with bolt cutters; the guy using them had one hand wrapped around both handles instead of gripping each handle separately, and he has his hand slid halfway down the handle! He also kept twisting the bolt cutters around and back and forth like he was trying to just pull tit the lock apart or something? It was painfully embarrassing to watch, especially with the show the guy put on shaking his hands and grunting lol; I think if you handed those same bolt cutters to a literal chimpanzee it would probably handle them more competently than the Ottolock guy did. smfh...

Otto lock the most expesive zip tie you will ever buy.

@danishasshole4012

5 жыл бұрын

To be honest, that's not far from the truth. It's truly embarrassing from Ottolock

@Don.Challenger

5 жыл бұрын

@gruffsbadmojo, sadly your excellent slogan will never get used.

@mz7315

5 жыл бұрын

Comedy gold right there.

@reggiedixon2

5 жыл бұрын

I wonder how long $75 of zip ties would take to cut through all over the bike?

@darknessblades

5 жыл бұрын

you can just buy a 30ft long zip tie for the same effect

Ottolock: 2.5x the steel! LPL: 2x the hands!

@TheKaryo

5 жыл бұрын

My hands have doubled since we last met

@JakeSnake07

5 жыл бұрын

@@TheKaryo Good, twice the hands, double the pressure.

@aaronshapiro2542

5 жыл бұрын

He has Deceptively strong hands!

@uploaded113redone

5 жыл бұрын

Ottolock didn't do the math , Most thieves only have 2 hands , so They need to make the lock at least 3 times as much steel as before

@Si74l0rd

5 жыл бұрын

Of all the awesome comments this pithy redux is probably my favourite :)

Original Ottolock: 2 seconds Hexband Ottolock: 8 seconds It's a tremendous 400% improvement in toughness and security. Ottolock.

@dethaddr

4 жыл бұрын

FWARK!!!

@AnMComm

4 жыл бұрын

It's 300% improvement. If you use percentage, then you're adding, not multiplying.

@HunterShows

4 жыл бұрын

I knew there was going to be one of you. You can can it. 8 seconds is 4 times the duration of 2 seconds. This isn't math class.

@defilerzerg9152

4 жыл бұрын

@@HunterShows if this isn't math class then shove your bad math back into your ath.

@tonyweston9

4 жыл бұрын

​@@HunterShows 2 seconds = 0% improvement 4 seconds = 100% improvement 6 seconds = 200% improvement 8 seconds = 300% improvement This IS math class! 😃

I love that the President of Ottolock claims that breaking the lock isn't easy and you need to do it in special conditions. But the cop was like "ya Bike thieves love to target theses locks, they just snip and run"

@Gamer3427

5 жыл бұрын

Tis the epitome of lying through your teeth to try and save face, when everyone who has any actual knowledge knows you're trying to scam people. If only the laws regarding false advertising actually meant anything.....

@robertdrinkall8947

5 жыл бұрын

Snip & Ride!

@anonym3017

5 жыл бұрын

@@robertdrinkall8947 snip & stride

@lightbearer1550

4 жыл бұрын

@@anonym3017 cut & run

@flash4354

4 жыл бұрын

@@lightbearer1550 Running With Scissors

They did improve it ... from a single-handed cut to a double handed cut.

@juddlentz1115

5 жыл бұрын

The Scary Guy 200% more betters!😂

@FishFind3000

5 жыл бұрын

The Scary Guy it will foil all single handed thieves.

@Tjalve70

5 жыл бұрын

True. Now, if only they can make it 50% better, then we might have something.

@Calvin704704

5 жыл бұрын

ooh Snap (no pun intended)

@HelloKittyFanMan.

5 жыл бұрын

Haha, a little, yep!

Ottolock: "His hands were off screen! He must have cheated and used a 300 pound Gorilla!"

@NaveenKumar-oj7xh

5 жыл бұрын

Oh shut up. It could've been a 400 lb orangutan using all four "hands". Don't just assume

@802Garage

5 жыл бұрын

@@NaveenKumar-oj7xh 😂😂😂 My bad!

@Don.Challenger

5 жыл бұрын

@802 Garage, no shame in being corrected as long as we're learning from our lessons. Naveen good mentoring there.

@802Garage

5 жыл бұрын

@@Don.Challenger 😂 You guys are killing me.

@Heulerado

5 жыл бұрын

@Green Giant I mean, I got sore hands just from practicing picking some padlocks (granted, I'm a noob and use pretty heavy tension, but still), so he might have pretty strong hands just from working with them so much.

The best part when they final make it so it hard to cut, he will show you how to pick the lock in 15 seconds.

@freerider8737

4 жыл бұрын

az21bob666 with a blade of grass

@nonec384

4 жыл бұрын

old ,but picklock is not easy

@sirgarberto

4 жыл бұрын

nah, I don't think he's gonna be picking that one because combination locks don't get picked, just decoded or bypassed. Then again, if someone figured out how to pick combination locks, it's gotta be LPL.

@alt8791

3 жыл бұрын

sirgarberto I wouldn’t be surprised if the infamous Pick BosnianBill and I Made could pick a combination lock

@jkolbly1

3 жыл бұрын

Since it looks like a zip tie, I bet a shim would would do great at defeating the locking mechanism.

I love how Ottolock have disabled comments on all their demonstration videos. Really shows how trustworthy they are.

@remgu2000

3 жыл бұрын

Yup but the Dislikes to Likes ratio do not lie! Haha

@sneedchuck5477

2 жыл бұрын

@@remgu2000 0 dislikes baby, best bike lock in the world!

"So, let's get started, , and that's all I have for you today."

@chucky1119p

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 yup!! Pretty sad, considering it costs like $75.

@dsloop3907

5 жыл бұрын

@@chucky1119p That's ridiculous.

@baselayoub

5 жыл бұрын

🤣 "highly produced"

@yvonnadeau2331

5 жыл бұрын

LMMFAO

@bobm4378

5 жыл бұрын

Hey I did not need to see the end to know it would fail... ANY metal that THIN would fail..:)

Humble suggestion to the Ottolock team. Purchase tin snips and test your own damn products before releasing them.

@trollenz

5 жыл бұрын

They just don't care... As long as they're selling products... They don't care about your bike.

@ghungrapps3631

5 жыл бұрын

crollens I mean I guess they if they’re trying to call out LPL lol

@Totaro17

5 жыл бұрын

They did. Lol kzread.info/dash/bejne/m6us28uPY5W8j84.html

@vene

5 жыл бұрын

@@Totaro17 You can tell it's real because the guy scrunches up his face real bad.

@classicpinball9873

5 жыл бұрын

@@vene isn't that just straight up false advertising? They claimed it was difficult to break the lock with that snip and here we have LPL breaking it in seconds

"Oh I just had to use both hands on this one" Best and most savage roast of the original too....

LPL with 50 seconds left in the video: Now, lets get started. Ottolock: Im in danger

Wow! I can’t believe that they said they LPL was being dishonest in his video production!

@recklessroges

5 жыл бұрын

Its all of those sweet sponsorship deals that he takes that means we can't trust him. ;-s ("This is the LockPickingLawyer and I''m disappointed in the entire lock industry... let me show you why.")

@haselni

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like projection to me.

@davek12

5 жыл бұрын

IKR? Normally, people have to act like they're actually going to get a lawyer when they're slandered. He is, um, yeah...

@ElectricalExistence

5 жыл бұрын

M azad the he should sue for libel and or slander.

@cameronpoulton9490

5 жыл бұрын

Dr. Strangelove not worth his time

Ottolock. The right lock to protect you from one-handed thieves.

@gregrowe1168

5 жыл бұрын

Or ones with arthritis

@sorrym8421

5 жыл бұрын

Correction, only Ottolock 2.0 will protect you from one handedb thrives!

@helidude3502

5 жыл бұрын

Iv'e worked with plenty folks that could do this with one hand.

@HDmech81

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahahahahahhahaha

@donatferati3257

5 жыл бұрын

Don Corrasj

My bike shop calls these things "gift wrappings".

@jaylinn7763

3 жыл бұрын

Ok this is brilliant

@Dreamagain11

2 жыл бұрын

why do they sell faulty products

@therealkeiman

Жыл бұрын

@@Dreamagain11 more like they sell stolen bikes

@oldveryveryoldmanfromthe1900s

Жыл бұрын

@@Dreamagain11 it’s not faulty it’s just terrible

@nilstrobaggia735

10 ай бұрын

@@Dreamagain11 They don't, they sell the competitors products apparently

Ottolock 1: 2 seconds Ottolock 2: 8 seconds Marketers see this as 4x the protection for your items compared to our old version.

Twenty extra dollars for protection against… one handed thieves I guess. Christ

@UnfitToLive

4 жыл бұрын

Might have been worth it back in time when they chopped your hand off for thieving..

@stiannobelisto573

4 жыл бұрын

@@gds6381 I concur

@Simp_Zone

4 жыл бұрын

Calm down there cassanova's

@Horny_Fruit_Flies

4 жыл бұрын

@@gds6381 thirsty boi

@UnitSe7en

4 жыл бұрын

Well, if it were up to me, all first-time thieves would only have one hand. So maybe in a more harsh but fair world, Otto might be on to something.

Controlled conditions would be what manufacturers do to sell their products.

@patientzeropoint5271

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@cykikvisage

5 жыл бұрын

We tested the shear resistance of this locking band with snips... operated by 4 year olds. We have concluded the snips are in fact not strong enough to break the lock. 100% tamper proof folks.

@inflatablewolfie

5 жыл бұрын

@@ChrisG0 This (kzread.info/dash/bejne/m6us28uPY5W8j84.html and the few seconds after) is how they portray their lock being used. It does not seem to be meant to be tight with no obvious gaps.

@carbonhazard

5 жыл бұрын

Lol comments on their video are disabled.... was about to roast them

@boostcr3p

5 жыл бұрын

@@carbonhazard You see the dude "faking" the struggle to cut it with snips. Maybe ottolock should get out of the lock biz and start writing comedy.

They low key call him a liar, yet he still approached this lock with the intention of complimenting them. Considering the results of a lock twice the strength of the old one, I think I'm going to high key call them liars.

@1phantomedge

2 жыл бұрын

multiplying zero with any number will still result to zero just like this lock..

@LuciusC

2 жыл бұрын

@@1phantomedge I mean it did go from pretty much no effort to requiring both hands. That's a start.

I already have these tin snips, and I'll soon have a new bike. Many thanks to Ottolock.

I think it would be much harder to cut through 75 one dollar bills...

@Mrclean431

5 жыл бұрын

erxu seriously correct

@AlleyCatNinja

5 жыл бұрын

It probably would be tbh

@haselni

5 жыл бұрын

75 is not a lot, though. That's the thinnest book you can think of, basically.

@lelenbates3367

5 жыл бұрын

US dollar bills are not just paper, it I Has cotton and linen just like this lock.

@edwardmarlowe7926

5 жыл бұрын

Dammnnn

The politest burn video on KZread to date. 2.5x The Steel Vs. 2x The Hands

@psychoticgaming6156

5 жыл бұрын

played at 2x the speed

He's more surprised when this lock broke than when his pneumatic snips shattered the light bulb above his head on that new york bike lock.

@jamesschwartz8069

3 жыл бұрын

In which video was that? Do you have the video number or link?

@projekt2745

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesschwartz8069 [797] kzread.info/dash/bejne/nIyjtcGBcpSvY9I.html

@jamesschwartz8069

3 жыл бұрын

@@projekt2745 Thanks!

@projekt2745

3 жыл бұрын

No Problem

@ussessexcv-9189

3 жыл бұрын

In that video he said that he'd been expecting that to happen for a while so he was probably prepared for it to happen as he was tightening it down, in this video he said he expected the lock to farewell against the attack that he was doing. So that's why it surprised him more

Next video: Ottolock Octaband withstands the two handed attack. But never fear, because here's the third hand Bosnian Bill and I made.

Ottolock: *Releases new "improved" bike lock* LPL: _I'm about to end this man's whole career_

@letrainavapeur

5 жыл бұрын

Fair is fair, the improved lock took both hands to cut it and the original only took one. So you could say it is twice as good. Still crap though.

@NoFaceCobain

5 жыл бұрын

you really need to come up with a new joke man Jesus fuck that joke is used over and over and over shits so old

@fourtyeightindustries5976

5 жыл бұрын

@@NoFaceCobainhow is courtney?

@chadb2077

5 жыл бұрын

Canica Lopez beat me to it

@wj9494

5 жыл бұрын

I don't think LPL is trying to ruin anyone - he seems to be showing everyone what works, and what doesn't/waste of money/false piece of mind...and how to blow things up

You absolutely were being dishonest about the integrity of the lock. You were going easy on it.

@nfrench2100

5 жыл бұрын

QB Mac I just thumbed you your thousandth like pal. Thank me later 🤷‍♂️

@rodriguez6720

5 жыл бұрын

I_Need_Money 🕺🏻

I like the theory that this actually is extremely difficult to break but LPL just has Demi-god levels of strength

@tommykarrick9130

Жыл бұрын

LPL doesnt even actually know how to pick locks, he just wiggles a pick around in the key way saying nonsense like “a click on two, three is binding” and then sheers the pins in half with the tensioning tool and his raw brute strength

I love Ottolock's response to this video, which translates into "gives us money for this worthless lock and be sure to use it along with another lock that would actually protect your item because that's how we intended for it to be used."

Always know you have a shady company when their response to you finding a fault with their product is to blame you.

@kalijasin

5 жыл бұрын

Craig Hastie, yep.

@NW_Pilot

5 жыл бұрын

That is Apple for you.

@levitan71

5 жыл бұрын

they're just doing what the gaming industry is doing: blaming the consumers.

Ottolock: "It can't be replicated that's why he only cut once."

@THR33STEP

5 жыл бұрын

Just like in the field: “Wait!! Was it really this easy to steal this bike? I’ll cut this cable again to see. Yes, yes it was that easy!” - Bike Thief

@nathanfielure4305

5 жыл бұрын

@@THR33STEP "That's why you need to buy 2 Ottolocks, after you cut one you will be too tired to cut the other one, just like in the video."

@B00STED.B

5 жыл бұрын

Nathan Fielure “if the first lock was that easy to cut off I’ll just cut the second one off too” -bike thief

@misterhat5823

5 жыл бұрын

Next up: LPL cuts it into a dozen pieces in under a minute.

@hughbrackett343

5 жыл бұрын

@@misterhat5823 that's what I thought. I would have rubbed it in by cutting the strap into 1" pieces.

1:00 "carried by about half of the criminals they arrest" ye... the other half just used regular scissors or a nail clipper 🤣

@redmcman-son3703

3 жыл бұрын

That's all behind us now 😂

@lukasperuzovic1429

3 жыл бұрын

and one guy who used his teeth

@tcpratt1660

2 жыл бұрын

Multnomah Falls, OR (Biking Today): Ethel, in her hair curlers and smoke and coffee stained dressing gown, busted an Ottolock Hexband with her corn snips at the Bridal Veil Falls bike rack this morning, leaving behind sufficient DNA evidence (her trimmed corns) to identify her. The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office SID refused to touch the corns.

I absolutely love this video. And the one of the "guys in random tool room." That is the cleanest set of tools I've ever seen. In my field we use heavy duty zip ties that take two hands to cut with tin snips. The bag comes with 100 ties and cost 80 dollars. That would get you at least 100 locks. I'd say that would be 89 more than the ottolock before your bike got stolen.

YoU uSeD bOtH hAnDs!! No thief would ever be able to do that in real world conditions!

@amazingatheist4751

5 жыл бұрын

To be fair not everyone has two hands, so the exploit really only applies in a specific set of circumstances.

@gus473

5 жыл бұрын

Must be something to do with those Wiss Aviation Snips...? 🤔🤣🤐

@eustache_dauger

5 жыл бұрын

It's a dishonor amongst thieves to use both hands.. It won't happen in real life for sure!

@planescaped

5 жыл бұрын

IT impastabill 2 use two hand grip! CHEATEDER

@ABaumstumpf

5 жыл бұрын

@@amazingatheist4751 Yep - it would prevent those 0.01% of thieves that only have one arm and are too stupid to think of a method to compensate for that.

3 minute video, 2 and a half minutes in: "Let's get started!" I suspect this won't end well for the lock.

@AdamsHadEnough

5 жыл бұрын

yep I thought a separate video would contain the snipping attempt. I was wrong, lol.

@nirv

5 жыл бұрын

You know why these shitty youtubers meander all the time, right? Money. It's too fucking bad because I'm actually seeing people wanting to go back to text. Videos take way too long to get to the point.

@coriae

5 жыл бұрын

@@nirv Its a three minute video with an ad at the end, and LPL probably gets demonetized due to the nature of his content, youtubers make fuck all from their content anymore unless you're the trendy hottest youtube partner marketing towards kids, patreon is usually the main source of revenue for everyone else. Also three minutes isnt meandering, especially since he gave backstory around the lock which made the easy bypass more meaningful compared to a 3 second video. Man have attention spans really gone this low.

@JackAttack65

5 жыл бұрын

@@coriae Well said

@baophuchoang7784

5 жыл бұрын

> Video take way too long > LPL is among the youtuber with the shortest video. Sometimes it's just greeting, tell about lock, and 2 second of picking / bypassing lock. I wouldn't like a 2 second video of that. It's so low quality

It is always my greatest pleasure to watch your videos, as I do not only find them very informative but also very sympathetic and very diplomatic! Good luck and keep up the wonderful style of your videos. Thank you and greetings from Germany.

I particularly like how you just present the facts, and let them speak for themselves.

Ottolock: We've released our best lock yet. We're gonna be ri.... *LPL releases video* Ottolock: Annnnnnd we're bankrupt.

@macomputersuck

5 жыл бұрын

LPL: I'm about to end this man's whole career

@axsdeny

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, it IS their best lock ever. It's 400% stronger than the previous one. But 400% of garbage is still garbage, so yeah, bankrupt.

@Septimus_ii

4 жыл бұрын

You're assuming that quality makes any impact on profit in the lock business

@rou2rambo

4 жыл бұрын

2000th like

@migmit

3 жыл бұрын

vaxcave 300%

When there's 40 seconds left of video and he haven't touched the lock yet you now what's coming next hahahah

@PixlPlayer

5 жыл бұрын

Johnny do nascimento alves when you’ve read the title and you know what’s coming

@lesliekay2097

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@billpuppies

5 жыл бұрын

I try really hard to not notice the video length before watching because of this

there's really nothing on earth that can replicate the feeling of watching you get very excited to try this in the beginning, and then just immediately slice through it

"...and as always, have a nice day" - unless you're the CEO of Ottolock 😂

Ottolock's 6 layered web of lies took 2.5 times longer to cut than the original.

To be honest LPL has destroyed my faith in any security device, I now shout "top of the keyway tension" at random locks in town just to see how many give up and open themselves.

@ronindebeatrice

5 жыл бұрын

I'm gonna try "top of the keyway tension" at the club and see if I get lucky.

@StopChangingUsernamesYouTube

5 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't say he's destroyed my faith in everything. I test any new locks I get now, but I'm still pretty confident that thieves are going to be testing the windows, chain, or hasp before they even think about the lock. Bike locks, though... I've resolved to have a really ugly bike.

@TWX1138

5 жыл бұрын

He hasn't destroyed my faith in all security devices, but he sure has destroyed my faith in the bicycle mechanic that OTTOLOCK featured in their remaining video.

@pianokeyjoe

5 жыл бұрын

Well I have to admit.. I have never really heard of Locksmithing jokes before. This is funny! I am a Folger Adam prison lock guy myself.. try yelling at THAT! Weeeeee!

@freeziboi3249

5 жыл бұрын

@@ronindebeatrice I was swimming in pussy the other day with this line, go get em tiger!

I love how that article calls you "Mr. LockPickingLawyer"

@derstoffausdemderjoghurtis

3 жыл бұрын

they are respectfull. thats nice to see.

Lpl "omg ottolock did something right" Snip Lpl "aaahh ooh wait, no they didn't." Otto lock "how dare you reveal our incompetence?!?!?!"

Guys, I went and left a link to this video on Ottolocks video and 20 seconds later the comments got disabled! 😂

@t.a.7970

5 жыл бұрын

We still have the thumbs down button.

@tarehjernetarehjerne4082

5 жыл бұрын

Nearly 300 dislikes and only 15 likes hahaha

@socks458

5 жыл бұрын

They have actually disabled the comments on all their videos hahaha

@hithere1219

5 жыл бұрын

Also dont forget to report for misleading information

@RocketboyX

5 жыл бұрын

And one of the videos in the description was removed!

"YOU'RE NOT STEALING THE BIKE RIGHT!"-ottolock

@haelww1

3 жыл бұрын

You made my day ! Even 1 year after your comment.

@crabtrap

3 жыл бұрын

@@haelww1 LOL, i totally forgot about this vid!

@shinyrubber

2 жыл бұрын

hahahahahah 2021 and lmao :P

@thumb5225

2 жыл бұрын

@@shinyrubber yo!

Hey @lockpickinglawyer, i had a bike stolen with one of these pieces of trash securing my mountain bike to my car. The guy was able to pry the mechanism open with a knife. There's no need to cut. It was a carbon yeti sb95c and I was on a road trip to go mountain biking.

I just love your videos, such a service to consumers. Keep up the good work.

We got into this discussion on a bike ride. So I told my one buddy that if I couldn't cut through his new Ottolock on the first try and in 5 seconds, I'd buy him a replacement. So I did it with a 20 year old pair of those same Wiss yellow handle straight cut tin snips (which have been well used over that period of time). First try and pretty much just like you did in time. Then I took out my old Right hand and Left hand cut Wiss tin snips (the red and green handle ones) and they even cut through it easier. When we tested it, he locked it up to one of the poles on my fence (just like you would if you were somewhere). In 5 seconds, I was walking away with the bike. 10 seconds, riding it.

@TWX1138

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like it took longer to safely pocket your snips than it did to use them.

@BlueberryWizard

2 жыл бұрын

@@TWX1138 Always safely pocket your snips.

*"This is the LockPickingLawyer and watch me destroy these lying charlatans"*

I went post this on a bunch of their advertisements on facebook. They deleted them all and blocked me. Lol

Now, come on, let's be fair. Tin snips are an incredibly expensive, highly specialized tool that you just can't go pick up at any corner hardware store...

@danijelvrhovec

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, wait...🧰

I work in a machine shop that gets daily deliveries of HUGE bundles of steel bound together with pretty beefy steel straps that are probably as thick as those. We still use tin snips to get through them.

@TheJackolantern1

5 жыл бұрын

I work at a home improvement store, and we get a bunch of t posts and fence poles with them too, 7 buck snips. Lol

@RyTrapp0

5 жыл бұрын

Yup, similar experience in manufacturing - similar results

@EagleKeeper86

5 жыл бұрын

I use two adjustable wrenches to remove those straps. You tighten the wrenches down on the strap with the two wrenches side by side with the handles opposing each other. A simple twist of the two wrenches sheers the steel strap.

@The1luckdragon

5 жыл бұрын

I have had more trouble with some metal strapping on pallets with one stap wrapping it. LPL has the hands or a Titan.

@John-wk2fd

5 жыл бұрын

@@EagleKeeper86 that works a lot better when the band is under tension. If there's too much slack the metal will just bend.

This is why we love you, LPL. You put the verify in 'Trust But Verify.' Thank you for demonstrating the actual worth of these products, which in this case is a lot less than $75 bucks.

@geekybench

5 жыл бұрын

I honestly think my $15 lock from the hardware store will be safer than this lock.

@chaosryans

5 жыл бұрын

@@geekybench my random stranger standing guard to my unlocked bike might be safer.

@nomadben

5 жыл бұрын

seventy-five dollars bucks

@Pengart

5 жыл бұрын

holy S. 75$ did not even realise the theft was going on in the stores! are they working FOR the Thieves?

@dawnwarrior3087

5 жыл бұрын

Michael Nielsen plot twist, they are the thieves

From being cut in 2 seconds to 8 seconds. That's a 300% improvement!

I very much respect and like how polite and respectful you are with all of your videos and this video in particular. The unfortunate truth is any lock that is competent is going to have some weight. I would think that they would consult you before announcing that there next strap is not vulnerable to your unbiased testing.

That's what they get for throwing shade at you lol

@michaeltyomin2128

5 жыл бұрын

I don't understand, all they had to do was to put a shit ton of steel in the layers. Wtf, did they even test it themselves??

@HRRRRRDRRRRR

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaeltyomin2128 No.

@HelloKittyFanMan.

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaeltyomin2128: LOL, what's "shit tone"?

@HelloKittyFanMan.

5 жыл бұрын

Haha, Pretzel, "throwing shade"!

@JohnLeePettimoreIII

5 жыл бұрын

@@HelloKittyFanMan. "Shit tone" is modern pop music.

Ottolock: shows video of lock withstanding tinsnips LPL: uses tinsnips Ottolock: "HAX!"

@popefang

5 жыл бұрын

The Ottolock tin snips were lefthanded and being used right handed, of course they were going to fail to cut the lock

@fmaz1952

5 жыл бұрын

@@popefang wait what?!

Thank you lock picking lawyer your videos are like a zen garden for my mind when I need to relax

I like how his explanation of what he was going to try took longer than cutting the band

LPL: uses snips to cut sheet steel Ottobrand: "witchcraft!"

@RickyG225

5 жыл бұрын

Ottolock: Must of been done with smoke and mirrors! Those shady bastards!

@Krosis_

4 жыл бұрын

@@RickyG225 must have* or must've*, never must of

@RickyG225

4 жыл бұрын

@@Krosis_ THX! I stand to be corrected. I need work in that area.

@mistakenotou7681

3 жыл бұрын

Best one yet

@FlyLeah

2 жыл бұрын

Mustve been a fluke

It's almost like kickstarter projects are frequently full of shit or something.

@bfrehksdhf

5 жыл бұрын

It's like this company is run by the bike thieves themselves, selling a defective product on purpose.

@snowfreeze

5 жыл бұрын

Having written the NY, CA, NV, and TX attorneys general about a kickstarter that ripped me and my family off and stole million$ in total, I can assure you they are NOT investigating nor are they even interested. NY actually sent me a boiler template indicated that I had taken a gamble at my own risk. I promise you that statement from me is all TRUE. That said, who wants to start a lock kickstarter with me?!? We can even send various freebies to LPL. maybe bribe him while we are at it. ;p

@chrisvldz

5 жыл бұрын

Kickstarter projects are like Theranos

@Midori_Ringo

5 жыл бұрын

There's a lot of BS on Kickstarter, indiegogo, gofundme. That can't be denied but there's a lot of stuff that got off the ground because of these sites. Board Games, Video games, books and music albums generally are reliable, because those are funded by fans that have knowledge of the products. But a lot of the time people are suckered by grandiose promises that THEY desperately want to succeed rather than understanding how the product is supposed to succeed. Stuff like Fontus who had no chance of putting out a successful product if you have a basic idea about physics and thermodynamics. The Ottolock is pretty much the same. I've got no interest in picking locks but I use the stuff I learnt from LPL and bosnianbill to understand what to look for in a lock. I actually started watching about 3 months before the original Ottolock test. Looking at it I instantly knew LPL and BosnianBill were going to get through it within seconds because the locking mechanism was probably shimmable. While companies launching these campaigns are largely to blame backers not properly scrutinizing campaigns that allow this kind of stuff to happen are also responsible.

Thank you for being so truthful

"got through just had to use both hands" absolutely savage

Returning the two hexband locks I just bought. My friends bought a few as well. They need to see this video

Ottolock: upgraded steel LPL: hold my comb pick

@arthurschmidt4605

5 жыл бұрын

Arthur

@arthurschmidt4605

5 жыл бұрын

Onde mora

@RyTrapp0

5 жыл бұрын

Well played

Glad I saw this video. Was about to get one. Thanks!

At first I thought you included “lawyer” in your name just out of vanity. But now I think it’s to prevent companies from trying to sue you into silence. Clever.

They have disabled comments on the official video advertising this lock 🤣😂🤣

@joeshaddock5329

5 жыл бұрын

michael wilson the only lock they have that works!

@WhoKnowsWho2

5 жыл бұрын

Almost 10k thumbs down votes now too.

@michaelwilson5055

5 жыл бұрын

@@WhoKnowsWho2on the 1st version of the lock they have so many negative comments about it being able to be cut with snips also mentions of LPL. I think they viewed LPL video on the 2nd edition and thought that it's a bad idea to have comments enabled. 😆

@tjsean0308

5 жыл бұрын

They also removed their testing video.

@ewilloch

4 жыл бұрын

michael wilson; that proves their total lack of integrity and how they put greed in front of honesty.

I dunno. That looks like a "highly produced" set of tin snips! ;) Good job LPL! Ooh! And look at that! Ottolock has their comments disabled!

@popefang

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah look at the downvotes, not going well

@thomasneal9291

5 жыл бұрын

they even took down their own Facebook page! wow. this company is DONE. edit: ah, they just took down their advertising fb page, not their main fb page, but still... go look at the comments there. hilarious.

@mikeicee

5 жыл бұрын

Not true I cut the original otto lock with Walmart Childrens Scissors $2.99! Lockpickinglawyer is legit!

@popefang

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikeicee not LPL, the snips in Ottolocks vid

KZread told me to watch this and I discovered that ottolock now has their own new and shiny U-Lock called "Sidekick" since January 2020. Since Covid has been reinvigorating the bike market in Europe, maybe that applies for the US as well? Might a nice time to check if they finally made a useful lock. Thanks for the videos, always entertaining and educational to watch.

I still love when companies take offence to him basically showing a lock is useless with simple brute force methods and saying its just a lie or something, but then still make a product 'improvement' that barely changes anything.

Did you mean for your relationship with Ottolock to become snippy?

@sorrym8421

5 жыл бұрын

O M L

@randomvideowatcher

5 жыл бұрын

LPL was being a cut up. The lock has a split personality. Once LPL came to grips with the situation the lock was done. A two handed grip and extra force was the winning combination.

@helidude3502

5 жыл бұрын

northerniltree for the win !!

@420Zidane

5 жыл бұрын

I don't know who you are, I've never met you, I'll likely never talk to you, but after that comment, I hate you, get tf out You can have my like but I still hate you

@santiagog.a6142

4 жыл бұрын

best comment on earth roflmao

Who will win? High quality 6 layered steel bike lock Or One snippy boi and two hands

@Emmmiecate

5 жыл бұрын

"one snippy Boi" 😂

@Timk0810

5 жыл бұрын

@@Emmmiecate I lost it. Holy shit, lol

@camper1749

5 жыл бұрын

Snippity snoppity your bike is now my property

@chaosryans

5 жыл бұрын

What a waste that lock would have made a theif an excellent belt.

@the21andonly

5 жыл бұрын

"high quality"

Oof, so glad I looked this up. Just had one of these in my hand but decided to find a review because of the price. Thank you for helping me dodge a bullet and save money 😁

"I just had to use both hands" What an upgrade, now my lock will protect against one-armed thieves!

Yknow good trustful companies will take on board videos such as this and make sure their product withstands torture tests and/or quick cuts like this. If the CEO is playing it off by essentially saying LPL is a liar, then you know it's a company not to be trusted if they're okay with their products being destroyed so quickly. Another good, well informative and interesting video. Love it.

@haselni

5 жыл бұрын

Good, trustworthy companies? Those go bankrupt or are bought up to abuse their good name, because quality and honesty are not how you turn maximum profit.

@dewwy7369

5 жыл бұрын

@@haselni master lock and various others have taken on the advice from LPL and have developed locks which give him a harder and harder time yet they're still one of the biggest used locks around. Honesty may not get you millions in profit but it gives you honesty which is a really god reputation

@dewwy7369

5 жыл бұрын

@Josh derp I'm not saying that's the sole reason, in saying it's the respect they earn as a reasonably honest company that's ACTIVELY trying to solve their defects in their products instead of telling someone who's clearly experienced in such things that their products are perfect in every way. At least Master admit their mistakes and try to change it, in just saying that alone HELPS their rep

Nice work and love the surprise snap!

@lockpickinglawyer

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks. I was really expecting more from this... I’m often surprised by how bad locks are, but with marketing materials showing it resisting the tool I used, this one caught me off balance.

I was really disappointed LPL didn't seize the opportunity to quip "this lock would probably survive attacks by one-handed thieves, as long as their one hand isn't just *slightly* stronger than average".

Well considering what the company said - LPL is The Hulk, confirmed.

@SleepyFen

5 жыл бұрын

Considering that this lock is brand new and supposedly stronger than the old one, imagine how much easier it is to snip an old one after it's been worn down by weather, sunlight and use for a couple of months. The president's got some nerves.

@Thomas-tq8us

5 жыл бұрын

His hands probably went green while out of frame

LPL used TWO HANDED TIN SNIPS! It's super effective!

@AlexReiter1988

5 жыл бұрын

They probably just used one hand

@PSUQDPICHQIEIWC

5 жыл бұрын

Using two hands must be what Ottolock considers "extremely controlled or tuned conditions". Surely it's unrealistic to assume that thieves have access to such advanced two-hand techniques!

@rpfour4

5 жыл бұрын

Alex Mc Test requirements didn’t specify the use of two hands.

@DiscoFang

5 жыл бұрын

Wait til the next update... LPL breaks out the 3 handed snips.

@DALOOMSDOO

5 жыл бұрын

I feel like all 4 replies to this don't understand that this was obviously a pokemon battle

Im at 1:35 out of 3:03. I can already tell him talking takes more time then cutting the product. Lol, im not surprised. GJ LPL. Producing not just good content, but educational and important content 👌

Great video on the power of the snippers💥

My best friend is a one armed thief and believes that this product is the best on the market. 👍

@andygodfrey76

5 жыл бұрын

👍

@Si74l0rd

5 жыл бұрын

Lmfao.

@sgt_gr8haus966

5 жыл бұрын

I'm dying!

@srwapo

5 жыл бұрын

Your best friend is a slot machine?

@eidiotwind2084

5 жыл бұрын

Everybody blames the one armed man!

I have just passed this video over to my security risk assessment buddy. His company does the recommendations for security products to be avoided. I don't think they'll pay out any claims that ever uses these $75 cable ties. Keep up the good work, LPL.

Great job 👍🏼 short and sweet

Got to love how polite he is at throwing shade

I appreciate your highly produced videos.

@60secondpages

5 жыл бұрын

The atomospheric pressure and humidity must have been just right.

... They said an LPL video was overproduced? *laughs hysterically in the corner*

@electroguy02

5 жыл бұрын

From lawyering, to picking locks, to bike-riding, to deceitful CGI in an overproduced two-minute-and-fifty-six-second animated clip, this guy's skillset is endless!

@mattjohns3394

5 жыл бұрын

Compared to a lot of youtube vids... Camera stays still. Always in focus. Never fumbles over words. Remains calm and polite at all times. I guess when LPL has superior production values, detractors have to make absurd statements in their piss poor attempt to discredit him.

@jacob1121

5 жыл бұрын

I think I've seen LPL use "production trickery" like 5 times tops and one of them was when he was wearing the mask for 809.

President of Ottolock has no idea what theyve gotten themselves into, trying to call probably the most honest and legitimate content creator on the internet deceptive.

The irony of them calling your video highly produced and under special conditions, when they hire guys to pretend to fail cutting the thing. hahah. Either that or you are just Superman.

Kryptonite lock: shatters hydrologic bolt cutter blades capable of generating multiple tons of force Ottolock: $75 lock that is cut in 2 seconds by a cheap pair of tin snips

@furrycocksucker69uwu

5 жыл бұрын

But also the ottolock has much less weight.

@JC839

5 жыл бұрын

Aaron Klewer yeah and after the bike is stolen in seconds, that will be even less total weight to carry. I’m sure even the wallet will be lighter as well

@tacocow6122

5 жыл бұрын

Javier Charlier fr tho I cared about the weight and not the security I would just bring a rope

@billsmith5960

5 жыл бұрын

@@JC839 - Maybe it should be, "Ottolock, the best way to reduce 17 lbs off of your travels"

@RickyG225

5 жыл бұрын

@Quix i think this also proves that the average consumer will buy just about anything that is well marketed in such a way that is too convincing. Hey look at the success of many fast food chains that have been serving garbage for the last 50yrs plus!!

It's a $75 cable tie ffs

@rpfour4

5 жыл бұрын

K9 sidrat Question: If I bought $75 worth of cable ties, will it be stronger than this?

@VladimirDemetrovIlyushin

5 жыл бұрын

@@rpfour4 Better idea than buying this.

@jek__

5 жыл бұрын

You trying to defend the value of this product? Go ahead and buy it then lol, but i doubt you will, because its not worth the money

@k9sidrat662

5 жыл бұрын

@@rpfour4 that would be interesting and by the looks of things it would be more secure

@FireFirePow

5 жыл бұрын

@@k9sidrat662 yeah except it's one time use only

very clear speaker - thanks!

LPL: "if that doesn't work... then i'm sure a divide and conquer approach will work." Me: *looks at video time and sees there's only one minute left* Me: Don't do em like this man! literally 2 seconds later LPL: woha Me: you did them duuuurrrtyyyy!!!

Oh my. Ya they improved it, now it takes 3 seconds instead on 1 to open!

@marco_marks

5 жыл бұрын

Hey that's 3 times stronger! -Ottolock Public relations guy

@misterhat5823

5 жыл бұрын

It's like going from an F to a D- on a report card.

@dpratt2000

5 жыл бұрын

300% Stronger! Sign me up!

@interwebtubes

5 жыл бұрын

Jason Slater Lmao 😂