*literally destroys meat* “Wow, that is a bit too tenderised”

@alexketz8129

4 жыл бұрын

Charlie Rezek hahahhahaha so true

@congestedgoblin2575

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@imabakedpotato8187

4 жыл бұрын

I think that was supposed to be for ground beef XD

@theogouger5263

4 жыл бұрын

Mama Bruno It’s used for scallops, so really thin meat

@microwavedcaprisun8616

4 жыл бұрын

Mama Bruno, what about ceiling beef?

Instead of stabbing, this one rolls it. *Starts stabbing*

@victorbains9827

5 жыл бұрын

1:13

@imnotmason8430

5 жыл бұрын

dr nayk he’s rolling it,then he starts stabbing it.

@vergildante0196

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

"Welcome back to my laboraberbarobaratory" turned into "Welcome back to my kitchen". Evolution.

@Drew-lc1ry

5 жыл бұрын

Stonks

@kameswariable

4 жыл бұрын

Keeeeeeeeeechaaaann

@klauspubg1193

4 жыл бұрын

Is that exactly what he says???

@afellowclikkiei-8798

4 жыл бұрын

Abhi5h3k _Gaming _ Yeah pretty much

@finnwilliams7128

4 жыл бұрын

russian has evolve

Lets try it with pork *DROPS MEAT*

@guillemarti8034

4 жыл бұрын

BEST VIDEO EVER!

@ixeldishere007

4 жыл бұрын

I had to laugh soo hard at this part 😂😂😂

Somewhere, Gordon Ramsay is screaming (spelling of last name corrected).

@michellerivera5193

5 жыл бұрын

Haahahahahahahah your profile pic fits perfectly with what you said😂😂

@mikeyhammerfoot2904

5 жыл бұрын

I'M screaming

@alexandrosbekiari4802

5 жыл бұрын

well…, yes, because you misspelled his last name

@jillcann4077

5 жыл бұрын

Remarkably, our crazy Russian has 2 MILLION more subscribers than Ramsay. Just checked. 2019. That is insane.

@w.dieterich7077

5 жыл бұрын

somewhere vegans are crying

"If you need to beat some meat, this works great " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@gayfurry5287

5 жыл бұрын

-nHentai

@vergildante0196

5 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

"Look at those holes, nice" -taras (2019)

@Sonnenblume997

5 жыл бұрын

"you can bang it like that" "and you can do it like that" -taras 2019

@michaelraad857

4 жыл бұрын

Even better he said it while beating his meat

@viewer1755

4 жыл бұрын

burnt bacon iS tHaT a jOjo rEfreNcE.??

4 days later on the news Famous youtuber crazy Russian hacker dies of salmonella

@leninrob898

5 жыл бұрын

God forbid

@freddiemercury5291

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. I see taras as a russian genghis khan. I mean he looks so powerful in terms of physical aspects.

@cadenmosley6729

5 жыл бұрын

What’s salmonella

@hgzhzjtyhdrshdjfjhdjdjdcdb8282

4 жыл бұрын

Caden Mosley if you eat raw food you can Get it

@lordshaggy5213

4 жыл бұрын

@@cadenmosley6729 it's when you eat salmon and you catch ella

They should promote their products with "As seen on Crazy Russian Hacker".

@chrisrayburn8837

5 жыл бұрын

yep

@liljb2923

5 жыл бұрын

Der Ich YESSSSSSSSSS 💯💯

@dorapopijac8913

4 жыл бұрын

Dis gajick is good thumbs up for me

A crazy Russian beating his meats ferociously Circa 2019 Colorized

@blazingeek

5 жыл бұрын

Power!

@lucasshadle6085

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MamaKailey

5 жыл бұрын

My husband just asked me what I'm watching, and I hold him I'm watching some guy beating his meat 🤣

@irenerodriguez663

5 жыл бұрын

It ain't Russian you mean?

@TYEGaming

5 жыл бұрын

Should be R rated 🤣🤣

I think youre misstaking flattening for tenderizing :'D

@RainbowRose769

5 жыл бұрын

marcusmeb it’s true though. Most people (chefs) just use a mallet to smash the meat thin to tenderize it.

@xVampyreMoonx

5 жыл бұрын

I thought he was trying to make deli meat.

@James-dq9yv

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t u mean misSTEAKing ;D

@Lioness006

5 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the exact same thing. lol

@nurraheemahmohamadalmutang6288

4 жыл бұрын

Dis is too tenderized

Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location

@margaritamoreno9622

5 жыл бұрын

WHAT

@andrei3873

4 жыл бұрын

russia

@aneeqrasheed2140

4 жыл бұрын

La Flame yes ofc

Me: go to bed Also me: **watches man tenderizing meat with various gadgets in his kitchen**

@lackofboringstuf2347

5 жыл бұрын

Me right now

@sofiapolydorou2588

5 жыл бұрын

Exactly me it's 11:25p.m. and 8m watching this dude tenderise chicken and I ain't regretting it one bit

@hankerrchipzzz8358

5 жыл бұрын

*gadjiks

@generalrommel5666

5 жыл бұрын

Hankerrchipzzz 835 gajics*

@StudioUAC

5 жыл бұрын

yeah

**VEGANS HAVE LEFT THE CHAT**

@dacoconutnut8618

4 жыл бұрын

What u mean

@johnathanwade6170

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kompi4013

4 жыл бұрын

Xd

@Meech817

4 жыл бұрын

Actually they came into the chat, just to complain about this video. 😂

@blewyd

4 жыл бұрын

Funny has left the chat

Buys gadget *wastes 100$ on steak* “It almost didn’t have a problem”

8:37 - "Make is softer, then pound it." My girlfriend said this to me once. Once.

@tebb23

4 жыл бұрын

Carl Du Plessis love the Johnny dangerously reference. :)

@Matthew_Chand

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

Basically mashed the chicken by tenderising too hard and way too much, blames the chicken by saying it explodes

@marcusmeb

5 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so Hard to that

@elijahliestman7911

5 жыл бұрын

*Vietnam flashback intensified*

@montygamervlogs1775

5 жыл бұрын

He said "this is some weird kind of organic chicken" like hes used to chernobyl chickens which are made of cement

@michaelvonhaven105

5 жыл бұрын

Chicken exploding with a BOOM

@TinFoilFart

5 жыл бұрын

Continues to best chicken😂😂

"I really like this" GAJICK

@Yak-uj3jl

5 жыл бұрын

Its GAGJICK

@bradymayers1898

5 жыл бұрын

Its alahu akbar

@3dmodel391

5 жыл бұрын

And this is why KZread disabled some youtubers comment because most of the people like you Brady Mayer’s are being racist

@ProudPelican

5 жыл бұрын

3D MODEL how is that racist

@krispyclips_xbl105

5 жыл бұрын

Oh nvm your gonna look it up now🤣🤣😂

Let’s try the pork... (uses same meat) Ye ThE cHiCkEn WoRkS BeTtEr

Taras: so i got here meat pounder Me: ahh.. here we go again (directly into comment section)

@noahcline1921

4 жыл бұрын

This is exactly what i did at 6:40 😂😂

I wonder if companies just make stuff just for him to put it to the test

@soonivan2887

5 жыл бұрын

Spongebob SquarePants 😂I think companies did cuz it’s the Russian hacker 😂🤷‍♂️

@prukutkin

5 жыл бұрын

They do

@RainbowRose769

5 жыл бұрын

Yep, that’s how marketing works! Hahaha

@likkyball8736

5 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen you before

@fang9891

5 жыл бұрын

So ur here

99.99% of these gajicks are usless lol but thumbs up for you

@JoeKurr5

5 жыл бұрын

Ivan Stoilov xd

@Omar-hg3sq

5 жыл бұрын

Gajicks 😂😂😂

@skyhound4373

5 жыл бұрын

What's the .01% useful gajik?

@xNecromancerxxx

5 жыл бұрын

@@skyhound4373 That was funny...

@jeremyvillegas572

5 жыл бұрын

@@blugerbarguger4092 so what does tenderizing a meat mean? Is it suppose to help it cook?

“If you ever need to pound some meat, this works” good job Taras

1:23 , lemme try wiv this pork *drop* I instanly laugh xD

@dylanmckenna8693

5 жыл бұрын

1:16*

Dude what are you doing with this meat...

@aktan4ik

5 жыл бұрын

feeding his dogs

@blazingeek

5 жыл бұрын

Feeding his goats, chickens, parrot, bees, iguana and fish. Why would he feed his dogs with meat? They eat paštet.

@qravix44

5 жыл бұрын

flying Niki523 he throws it aways..:(

@Core10knee

5 жыл бұрын

Destroying it and beating into oblivion

@LINKKART8

5 жыл бұрын

@@Core10knee these other fools didn't get the joke

Crazy Russian hacker Before : reviewing survival kits After marriage : reviewing kitchen gadgets !!

@heryad_me

5 жыл бұрын

@theogfortniteegggod01 just a joke brother 😊

@stylishrabbit799

5 жыл бұрын

think you mean gagjicks

@jonnyboy3164

5 жыл бұрын

Heryad Serkewt I think you mean “gadgiks” 😂

@heryad_me

5 жыл бұрын

@@jonnyboy3164 😂😂😂

@sonsiehollingsworth5342

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha 😂😂😂

This is the best part of my day, watching your videos. I love your accent

This is heart breaking to me😂 being a chef is hard

You're probably better off just using a 2 sided meat tenderizer hammer.

@disciplebill

5 жыл бұрын

Better off using my steel toed boots.

@probablynotabigtoe9407

5 жыл бұрын

Better off beating your head against a wall than using these gadgets.

@darkpheonix2038

5 жыл бұрын

@@probablynotabigtoe9407 Yea true

@vittorioiachettini5892

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@altonbarna7161

5 жыл бұрын

the one that stabs only is really good also

What did you do to that steak!!?? Blasphemy

@phoenixrisn9697

5 жыл бұрын

Just why?

@krubio28

5 жыл бұрын

I was horrified.

@annamaysdaddy

5 жыл бұрын

Agreed

The first meat “tenderizer” was a meat grinder

@ricksundberg5659

3 жыл бұрын

Steak cuber...

6:48 “me the whole day in corona quarantaine”

@Tamnd605

4 жыл бұрын

Organic

@tcc8499

4 жыл бұрын

hahhahaa

imagine what his kitchen drawers look like....it's filled with thousands of gadgets

@kameswariable

4 жыл бұрын

Gajiks

@danielamezquita5350

4 жыл бұрын

Inspector kitchen gadget 🤣

That poor meat suffered more now then when the animals were alive haha

@dylanmckenna8693

5 жыл бұрын

Explod

@yourfriend8052

5 жыл бұрын

VEGAN

@phoenixgamer10gaming18

5 жыл бұрын

R u sure about that. Boi they get stabbed in the throat and get their skulls smashed

@thestuffandstuffchannel1072

4 жыл бұрын

And that's funny how?

@IvanzKii0713

4 жыл бұрын

@@phoenixgamer10gaming18 r/wooooooooooooooooooooosh

the result looks more like minced meat. slaughtering vs tenderizing

Wait, what? Is he using a cutting board??

@anythingatall8550

5 жыл бұрын

I mean he is married now happy wife happy life

You turned New York Strips into cube steaks???

Russian guy attempts to make dinner, ends up contaminating the entire neighborhood with tapeworms and salmonella

@mariothegreat4197

5 жыл бұрын

hahahahaha !!!

@nomnom20131

5 жыл бұрын

Lol

6:13 when boys hit puberty

8 ways to deal with people that annoy you

Put the meat between two sheets of plastic before using the pounder.

@mikedoe1737

5 жыл бұрын

Only if you want to end up with bits of that plastic ground into the meat and then eat them. Wrap it in a dishcloth instead, and be sure to wash it with boiling water and soap immediately afterward, especially if used for chicken.

@swatkabombonica4103

5 жыл бұрын

Why?

@serraramayfield9230

5 жыл бұрын

@@swatkabombonica4103 To prevent cross-contanination, or metal contamination from ions. Ever wonder why you are supposed to wash canned food?

@isanmoldonado4587

5 жыл бұрын

@@mikedoe1737 U aren't supposed to rinse or wash raw meats.

@coltenpounds8761

5 жыл бұрын

isan moldonado he meant the washcloth lol. after you use the washcloth on the meat, immediately wash it in boiling water and soap

6:55 "some kinda arganic chicken exploded inside"

CrazyRussianHacker: let me try to do this with pork... *Drops It* 😣😣😂😂

1:25 Oh dear, there is nothing called too thick

WAIT WHAT!? If you have better chicken? 7:16

@magicUFO

5 жыл бұрын

What ? If your chicken was better, it wouldn't explode like that

@Skybaby79

5 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, Chicken beats you!

"look at those holes, nice" people with trypophobia have left the chat

me: Jesus Christ , that's pork has had enough him: *I still have more*

@helenlim8956

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahq

7:51 - 7:53 "There you go, if you need to pound some meat," 😂😂

@ceinpou337

5 жыл бұрын

So innocent :3

"Wassup everybody welcome back to McChicken"

*cross contamination challenge!!!!* 😆 aka the salmonella purge! 😂

@ricksundberg5659

3 жыл бұрын

He just needed some kind of fish to make the superfecta.

This guy is really cross contaminating meat right now 🤦‍♀️

@PooEzraHead

4 жыл бұрын

the guy is cross?

Nobody: Vegans : wait that's illegal

At 2:59 the box says Meet Tenderizer instead of Meat Tenderizer 🤔

@filesstorage6809

5 жыл бұрын

Lol noticed that

@focus8543

5 жыл бұрын

Meet mr.Tenderizer

@Thunderbolt1000AT

5 жыл бұрын

I did as well

@petemac7969

5 жыл бұрын

Whoa, great catch! Thumbs up for you!

@SuperDravin

5 жыл бұрын

Holy mother of all observations

Dude the cross contamination is heavy in this video. LoL Bleach that chopping block. 😂😂😂

Alton Brown would be shaking his head in disbelief at the carnage but Mythbusters would love this guy.

I agree, Taras! Those two devices worked the best of all the ones you tested. Thank you for your (as usual) great video!

Maybe it’s just me, but who tenderizes chicken...

@flaix31

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody xD We just tenderize cutlet

@ttttakahashi

5 жыл бұрын

Now,taras kul tenderizes a chicken

@nuke0584

5 жыл бұрын

ikr

@probablynotabigtoe9407

5 жыл бұрын

Anybody trying to cook Chicken fried steak, or a chicken sandwich... any recipe that calls for thinner chicken breast or thigh meat really.

@Debic0n

5 жыл бұрын

He tenderrizes rumpsteaks.... its the same in red

As an experienced culinary chef, I can say this is the way to do everything

@texasamerican5242

5 жыл бұрын

That sentence is completely jacked

8:37 "Make it softer and pound it." - Taras "I sometimes do that multiple times a day!" - Me

"looks like its been left for days and attacked by cat"-Gordon

4:43 "Maybe if my pork was a bit smaller" hahahaha

He he he made a pork chop into a slice of ham... i I didn’t think it was possible

@Mysteriousseadog

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha, I was thinking the same thing!

"maybe if my pork was much smaller, it would work much better" lol

7:50 I think my hand works just fine thanks

You know how many times I could pull one off a day, if my arm had the same endurance as his 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Crazy exploded chicken.... He destroys all the meat 🥩

@johnmatthys7044

5 жыл бұрын

It's organic chickens

I feel like channeling all the inner strength you’ve ever had was a little unnecessary but that’s just me

Wish: You need Meat Gadgedts Taras: Okay lets's BEAT THE MEAT Wish: ...

“Let me try to do this with pork” *drops on floor*

@oodeezydeezy6629

5 жыл бұрын

XDaRkModzX ok?

8:07 neighbor's kid on restroom at 3am

@doranhosteen1751

5 жыл бұрын

At 2x speed

@Jynx1927

5 жыл бұрын

@@doranhosteen1751 LAMO🤣🤣🤣

@theone5741

5 жыл бұрын

So you're the guy looking at my window.

@GmodFilmsTR

5 жыл бұрын

@@theone5741 you guys have windows on restrooms?

@matthewvillarreal3982

5 жыл бұрын

@@GmodFilmsTR yes

"Simple, yet works... and also you can go like that too" *BAM BAM BAM BAM*

The fails after this is more fun xD

I think he enjoyed it too much. Looks very scary😂😂

@RainbowRose769

5 жыл бұрын

A Russian farmer in his natural habitat...

@gamershull5423

5 жыл бұрын

😱😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

@laspilipinas5189

5 жыл бұрын

Classic russian

2:06 thank you for telling otherwise i am going to put my finger their

*touches raw meat and everything around it* Hygene level: 0%

@longnosemonke798

5 жыл бұрын

Showta Ito yeah I get the joke but I get that he can wash the meat off

@showtaito1075

5 жыл бұрын

The Real Captain Crunch raw meat on the table and possibly on the floor

When he dropped the pork I started crying 😂😂😂😂

8:07 when you find the good stuff

@papa-tello8403

5 жыл бұрын

*look at these holes*

@ollieknott6859

5 жыл бұрын

If you know, then you know

@mathias6469

5 жыл бұрын

Arturo Tello welcome *back to my kitchen*

"Maybe if my pork was a bit smaller it would work a bit better."...

@disciplebill

5 жыл бұрын

That's what he said.

Episode 56 - Taras cross contaminates

6:44 listen with eyes closed 😂

_Salt Bae wants to know your location_

@nomnom20131

5 жыл бұрын

Holy Lemons Russia

actually this gadgets only destroying meat

1:52 How i would react if Luke turned to the dark side

Quote of the day “ I like this gajik”

I just spent 14:22 watching a grown man beat his meat.

@spencerztx6421

5 жыл бұрын

XD

13:55 when your mom calls and you gotta finish the job

"We have ways of making you talk". Opens a drawer full of meat gadgets.

Haven't watched you in a while and you haven't changed one bit. when I last was here you had 800k subscribers now you have 11 million good job.

The dogs ate a lot after this video

This should be a serious product review kind of video But why is it too hilarious to me🤣😂

I’m definitely on the comment section looking for all of the “beating his meat” comments lol.

Mom: what are you watching? Me: this guy pounding meat is interesting!

@koneko3415

5 жыл бұрын

Hahahah

@cristianortiz6572

5 жыл бұрын

andrew pimentel lol

01:40 Maybe it will work with chicken better *Trys with chicken* *Chicken gets stuck*

Literally Gordon Ramsey is crying so hard when he is watching this vid

I went to bed watching modern warfare, then I wake up to the Crazy Russian Hacker beating his meat 🥩😂

I like the fact that he actually puts all the food to good use

8:36 “Make it softer... and pound” -Taras Kul 2019

"You know what. This piece is way too thicc" Thats what she says

MOM He's Beating His Meat Again 😂😂😂

A lot of meat beating in this video ahahah.