You'll always want more bikes....I didn't believe it either until I got one

@CurtisL8.3066

7 жыл бұрын

The Muscle Biker I buy a new shiny bike and I start thinking about trading it in like 4 months later. It happens every time.

@DIYskate

7 жыл бұрын

The secret is to flip bikes for a little extra cash. If you do your homework, at worst you'll break even and you'll get to experience a different bike every few months.

@casualtruffle

7 жыл бұрын

The Muscle Biker I have three in a tiny garage. The missus now wants a little 125- well when I say wants I actually mean that she glanced at one a couple of months ago and said 'meh'. Good enough for me.

@MajesticDemonLord

7 жыл бұрын

Science has actually proved this - the formula for the number of bikes that one should own is expressed as: B = N+1 (where B is the number of Bikes you should have, and N is the number of bikes you currently have)

@jacobgoins8374

7 жыл бұрын

In my first year of riding I went from a Ninja 250 to an FZ6 to a KLR 650 and now an SV 650.

"People want to get away from you. You look like a power ranger and you smell." 😂😂Spot on.

Yep. The pain of owning a bike that is neither a sportbike nor a harley. Fellow Rider: What do you ride? Me: I ride a supermoto. Fellow Rider:...What's that? Me: It's a street legal dirt bike with smooth tires. Fellow Rider: ...OK.

@drewalmy9820

7 жыл бұрын

Wife: What bike are you getting? Me: A Honda Shadow. Wife: YOU SAID YOU DIDN"T WANT A SPORTBIKE! Me: It's not. Wife: It's not a Harley! Me: No, it's not. But it is a cruiser. Wife: What's a cruiser? Me: Every bike I've owned. Ever.

@yksnimus

7 жыл бұрын

supermoto = dual sport?

@E2Moto

7 жыл бұрын

No. Supermoto = dual sport with 17" wheels and street tires.

@BretoxArts

5 жыл бұрын

Supermoto Lifestyle

"10 R6s and use them like paper towels" was the money line of this episode. good job.

@indy15151

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed

scooters are like fat girls.. they're fun to ride until your friends catch you riding them.

@fujianhehagedoorn9809

6 жыл бұрын

Jared Bourgeois in some european countries they are pretty accepted

@adrianperez422

6 жыл бұрын

Fu Jian He Are you from Europe? Because I cant think only one thats really accepted having a scooter

@fujianhehagedoorn9809

6 жыл бұрын

Adrián Pérez Rísquez the youth in germany and holland belgium is accepted of it

@thebiggamers999

6 жыл бұрын

its like the one of the primary ways of transport of youth in the netherlands mate

@rodneyburer3309

6 жыл бұрын

Fu Jian He i live in holland its because if your 16 and got your scooter license you can drive a 50 cc scooter if you want to drive like a 125cc you have to be 18 and if you want higher like a 500cc+ u need to be 24 or older and we have very cool looking scooters here haha on my insta rodney.ig i post mine

i fuckin died at " one little wheelie" as the guys feet go up

Groceries? 11 trips on the bike. Too accurate bro. :D

@legitbizconcern

7 жыл бұрын

I pissed myself laughing for a good minute at this one... and yeah, I've considered it.

@ImyaSmol

7 жыл бұрын

Honestly I walk to the store rather than ride there if it's a mile.

@alexandersson971

6 жыл бұрын

+Adam Leslie Not a real biker by heart^^

@TonyMontana-xi7oi

5 жыл бұрын

I ride pretty much every day less than a mile to the grocery store, because why not. Lol I'm a new rider and it's all experience.

man I really thought people thought I was cool

@rigidfinger

7 жыл бұрын

No shit! Bummer.

@Arthur-th4rm

7 жыл бұрын

yes! people really don't give a shit :/

@wavydavy9816

5 жыл бұрын

The two little lads that live next door think I'm fuckin awesome! 😎 But that's probably because I look like a power Ranger and they don't care if I smell 🤔

@ChazZeromus

4 жыл бұрын

Cool 350z tho, I only say that because I too have one

"There's an inner squid in all of us, just waiting to be coaxed out."

"Need to pick up groceries? Why not make ELEVEN trips on the bike." 😂😂😂 that would be me.

@suzukispider

5 жыл бұрын

amen brother. all it takes is a rack and a duffel bag, right?

@dfhowes

5 жыл бұрын

@@suzukispider And sometimes tucking something inside the jacket.

@suzukispider

5 жыл бұрын

@@dfhowes Ha!! I've had to do that on one or two occasions. yeah, sometimes you buy a little too much for the saddlebags, right..

Everything in this video is 100% true hahaha

@NekkeDeez

7 жыл бұрын

Except for the scooter part..

@sonnyenduro

7 жыл бұрын

Scooters can be so much fun, i would gladly own a runner 250 but not as a main bike of course but then again everyone has their own opinion.

@waynejurgensen4585

7 жыл бұрын

turbo vespa to screw with other riders minds, hell yeah

@sonnyenduro

7 жыл бұрын

Wayne Jurgensen we speak the same language then :)

@Osprey1994

7 жыл бұрын

Except for the stuff that isn't...

Another thing, girls don't care about your shiny new bike

@yasserghezal

7 жыл бұрын

True

@lonelycorpro1

7 жыл бұрын

DMV Miata and Jeep sad but true. sigh*

@Real_MisterSir

7 жыл бұрын

but everyone else around you still expect you to get more girls than before.. as if a random girl would suddenly jump on the backseat when I'm stationary at a red light xD

@kellyd1910

7 жыл бұрын

DMV Miata and Jeep false

@TexR6S

7 жыл бұрын

+DMV Miata and Jeep | You're hanging out with too many lesbians. LOL

That's why I'd like to own a Ducati Monster besides my sport touring bike. Oh, and a Grom. And a dirt bike. And a 125cc 2T trackbike. An oldtimer. A scooter. A big cc V2 cruiser. Fuck, I want them all.

@waynejurgensen4585

7 жыл бұрын

get a dry clutch monster, you will be very happy. iv got a carbie its brutal fun.

@maurodigiuli8463

7 жыл бұрын

funhouseofhorror yup he's just stupid as fuck

@kenanalibegovic6724

7 жыл бұрын

Why not a moped?

@foxshoxmotovlogs2864

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah dude ;)

I think it's important to remember that we ride because we love riding. The heart & culture of riding is absolute simplicity. It's not about 'making a statement' Idiots in tight groups doing hand stand wheelies down the highway have completely missed the point. Keep it simple, keep it real. Riding should release you & relax you to simply live.

Naked motorcycles is my favorite type of motorcycle body

@omlett.1

7 жыл бұрын

you're absolutely right, sir! everything is much more fun if you do it on a naked lady with 2 huge "cylinders" ;)

@jeppewerring

7 жыл бұрын

dan t exactly ;)

@Land-Shark

7 жыл бұрын

I prefer the Martian ladies with 3 cans... ;-)

@omlett.1

7 жыл бұрын

2, 3 or 4? doesn't matter as long as they're naked!

@atlas734

7 жыл бұрын

Jeppe Werring but they ate expensive :'( i want one too

"I only put out high quality moto content that you will enjoy" That's where you're wrong kiddo

@dummy999

7 жыл бұрын

Must suck being such a negative person. It ain't that serious...

@richardhead8826

7 жыл бұрын

But if you heard that part that means you watched it till the end.....so he still got paid. Who's the idiot here?

"A filthy casual " 😂

yep, not many people i know think bikes are cool, or as some specifically call them "death machines". :))

@phlodel

7 жыл бұрын

People have been telling me for more than 40 years " motorcycles are going to kill you". It may be true but so far, I've managed to kill them first.

@seamuslewin4325

7 жыл бұрын

SovietZekk donorcycles*

@martinsliepins6225

6 жыл бұрын

My friends mom divides bikes in 2 categorys- choppers and razors

I couldn't believe how good it feels to just roll out in a t-shirt on a hot day once I finally got comfortable enough to sheath the ATTGATT saber. Sweating to death at each light kills the mood!

I started liking crotch rockets at first but Supermotos got my heart now

@aastr3n839

7 жыл бұрын

Why should I sacrifice all the fun then? This unicorn has got a plan of her own as long as you think smart enough.

@Osprey1994

7 жыл бұрын

AAstr3N gave up on that FZ-07? Still liking all the bike life posts on Instagram? Speaking of FZ-07 I have a new sexy ass exhaust you can see it on my channel with my shitty B-roll video cause I was moving the camera to quickly...

@aastr3n839

7 жыл бұрын

OspreyBravo18 The FZ 07 is a very fun bike, I can agree to that. I remember sitting on one over the summer but I could barely lift one. I'm small and instead, I'd rather get a sumo because they're so much lighter. So glad to hear from you! I'll sure check that video out :)

@Greencoast215

7 жыл бұрын

I got a sport bike. Apparently I've been obsessed with the since the age of 4, according to my parents. I don't remember any of that but, whatever. xD

@Jajeweet

7 жыл бұрын

I'm all with you on sumo's! Most fun you can have on two wheels in my opinion.

"You talk a language most humans don't even understand" Pretty much when I try to talk to my non-biker friends, after less than half a minute they're already like "Tf you talking about?"

I don't smell do I...? *sniffs self* Oh. I see now.

the last one hurt my feelings

@robertbosco5499

6 жыл бұрын

Luca Luca 🐺

love these series man!

HAHAHHAHA " YOU LOOK LIKE A POWER RANGER " That the only reason why i became a biker =D LOL

What do you mean more bikes? My grom does everything

@Zuu4MH

7 жыл бұрын

More groms then

@brianshaggy

7 жыл бұрын

Chad Stuetzel it can't go over 60 mph though

@traianima

7 жыл бұрын

Buy two groms, reach 120 mph, problem solved Want to reach 180 mph? you know what to do...

@suzukispider

5 жыл бұрын

it doesn't hold several cubit feet of storage space.... or cross the country on a 1,500 miles ride. but I'm not dissing the grom, I think they're cool.

@enlightenedidiot9552

5 жыл бұрын

You meant nothing, right?

love your videos always funny

Loved it! Nice video yam.

Best one yet. You just described every motorcycle discussion I've ever had with my wife.

this video made my girlfriend laugh for a good 10 minutes

keep the list vids up love them so funny and true

Entertaining as always mate!

I get told all the time by my nursing friends. that I am going to die riding a motorcycle. haha

Scabby Lube Scummy Boob Greasy food

@CurtisL8.3066

7 жыл бұрын

SkuzzyJ Hammy Moobs

@drakemeyer1850

7 жыл бұрын

SkuzzyJ scooby doob

@skuzzyj

7 жыл бұрын

Shit. I missed the opportunity to open strong with... Kentucky Lube

@obedientcitizen5626

7 жыл бұрын

Granny Pube

@showbo378

7 жыл бұрын

sounds like a fucked up version of the fairy odd parents theme song

Love the new content! Keep it up.

Entertaining vid as always, keep it up Yammie!

i only have 6 bikes if i tidy up the garage i could squeeze one more in there

hahaha this is spot on. that cafe one hits real close to home lol (I ended up building one. wasn't worth it to say the least) I think it comes as a phase for most of us, I'm definitely over it.

@moustachio334

2 жыл бұрын

I’m glad you saw the light. Ducati Sportclassics are ready to go and pack a whopping amount of torque and horsepower for their weight

Another great video, love the content man you make some funny stuff, keep it up!

very cool and informative videos bro, keep up the good work.

Even with a 50/49cc moped, I can come up with any excuse to ride it. LMAO.

here before a thousand views ☺ good vid

Been riding 5 years now since I first bought a bike at 18. I still try to use my motorcycle over my car anytime I need to travel. I also still need to take 5 hour rides to clear my head weekly!

love the list bro, funny as hell.

that y tho killed me

Number 8: Slamming head on into a Porsche.

@Dankyjrthethird

7 жыл бұрын

#8: taking corners way too fast and passing on blind corners is dangerous get fukt yammie lol, hope u get better tho

love your videos!

I LOVED it, man. I have been following you for awhile. Thank you, I love the videos! Keep it up!!

more than 3 percent for sure lol... maybe cuz im in cali, wasnt like that in philly but here i be working on my shit girls walk by and smile, "nice bike" many many times at gas stations, stoplights, and i just have a first gen fz1 all stock minus fender and new signals, thats it

How long would I have to hold my motorcylce permit if I'm under 18, in Texas? can't find anything online

@maxwellbutler4184

7 жыл бұрын

Approx. 20 years

@johnnyvivic8730

7 жыл бұрын

Well here in Alaska it's six months. I'm not sure why you can't find it on the DMV website, that kind of sucks. It says it on the Alaska DMV website. I think it's the same waiting period to get your license for a car as it is for a motorcycle.

love the vid !!! gratz !!!

That last one is so true. Most people that dont ride treat it like you have a dealth wish. Some will even question why you ride. And sometimes you sense that some people on the road hate your presence.

Hey yammie, in our area I saw a white Nissan murano with a license plate of yammy? Ring a bell or no?

I particularly like the shot of the handsome fella at kzread.info/dash/bejne/p5qWtMyaYZrKmNI.html ;0)

@TexR6S

7 жыл бұрын

Sleepingdragon 1 | Fair Use... if you put anything up in the public domain, you're subject to it. YouPorn grabs my stuff all the time LOL

@JLchevz

7 жыл бұрын

TheMissendenFlyer lol nice

@TheMissendenFlyer

7 жыл бұрын

I'm not bothered, I'm just glad Yammie Noob thought my intro was worth pinching! Cheers gents...all the best - TMF

@TheMissendenFlyer

7 жыл бұрын

I do indeed....

@krishodgson243

7 жыл бұрын

Rarely has anything to do with the band, it's normally about the corporate entity who owns everything down to the band's underwear. It would easily fall into fair use for that length though. It's no different with music, but who would run four seconds of music? Dunno about US but here satire is particularly protected by fair use. Asking permission is just good manners though. If it's been released to the public domain however, it can be used by anyone - not saying this example was though.

Spot on man! Especially the last one, took me a couple of years before I figured that one out. Love nothing more to watch new riders strut around all puffed up (exactly like I used to).

so glad i subbed 2 u man, keep it up

u say crotch rocket and show a pic of a ninja 250 lol

@neoseeker007

7 жыл бұрын

EF Hatch Life whats wrong with a ninja 250...???

@assi2assi

6 жыл бұрын

it´s shit ;)

@bigjeffy88

6 жыл бұрын

神様 i dunno where to draw the line on calling something a crotch rocket. I’d say 600s and up or anything with that inline 4 cylinder sound to. 250-400 id say sport touring. While some people may say they are all crotch rockets, I say that it needs to have some get up to it. After all rockets are fast right?

@programmingcafe7571

6 жыл бұрын

MLG Squad lol so the iron 883 is a massive crotch rocket?

@bigjeffy88

6 жыл бұрын

Programming Cafe iron 883 is a twin not inline 4. I didn’t say cruisers and stuff couldn’t be fast. Was just talking about sport bikes.

Can u do a vid on how to convince your parents to get a motorbike

@eldendmello4049

5 жыл бұрын

Elite98bravo it wont help!!

Enjoyed that.

Good video Yam! Love these :)

lol no in between with genders in the background..

@whyissheonherphonealltheti8701

7 жыл бұрын

Matt Rae funny asf 😂😂😂

ur videos always spot on man

Now that was a damn good video. Priceless

haha this video is funny, informative and well organise. Kudos

Earned a new sub.! Awesome list!

Awesome vid

Love your videos bro as they are highly entertaining and also provide useful tips as well. And one other thing you are very honest because when you crashed which by the way you were very lucky to survive and I hope your okay you admitted, you where going to fast and you say you go fast as well which some riders don't admit. Anyway keep up the good work bro.

Almost 100k! I love you Yammie.

awesome video man liked , subscribed also added to notifications really thanks for the awesome video

Subscribed. One of the best motorcycle videos I have seen.

Best list video yet. MORE!

Dude you NAILED IT with this one! I'm reluctant to watch, let alone share, most of these kinds of videos, but this one needs to be seen by everyone! Top notch!

This is REALLY well done man!

thanz for the tips

Freaking entertaining LOL love this video man :D

Love this video so much truth

good stuff

True best vid in a long time

well executed, it all rings so true :)

u sir are a god, keep it coming bro!

I love your sense of humor kind sir. New subscriber!

thats right you on to it gotta go for a ride yeah and the face expressions with your video spoken word was outstandingly cool

Oh my god love this

My dad was gushing to me about how he loved that Suzuki Tl1000S he had when I was a kid and how much he misses it. I've been staring at my Ninja and coming to the realization that there is probably going to be a V-Twin sport bike sitting beside it in the future.

Great video! =)

Haha fantastic video! True, honest, funny!

Cool vid. Loving the memes :)

Hey Bro, your sense of humor is spot on and really appreciate all you do!

Awesome Yammie! Funny - very creative. Two thumbs up Mate! Oh, all the best from Australia too - from the West Coast that is! Understand you were Down Under last year but hope to see you on the left coast perhaps next time!

Love you and want your merch!

Hahahahahah the end was beautiful, the people see you like a power ranger and don't want to stay near you xD ahahahahahah! New subscriber! :)

Dope !

we need more man !!!

Love your videos Yammie noob 😝

lol this one is so spot on. Crracked me up good.

Great videos bud. I always wanted more bikes! :D

Perfect timing!

Greetings from Normandy, France I sub'd because I like the humour. Great vids !

good shit