I would so watch that "Ministry of Ungentlemanly warfare" movie.

@Isrjisoneavalable

7 жыл бұрын

There could be franchise of Ungentlemanly Warfar as the continued into and after the war. Christopher Lee joined them

@m1k3y48

7 жыл бұрын

It's a perfect title

@ealane91

7 жыл бұрын

emily collins

@DavidMac8Six8

7 жыл бұрын

They need to have who ever playing that character say that line "I'm all fucked out." word for word.

@chrisramsey471

7 жыл бұрын

@David Mac EWAN MCGREGOR! It must either be him or Colin Firth... just the classiest of gentlemen saying the line, just like in the old war movies where they are holding a glass of water, staring longingly out of a rainy day window with a tear in his eye... and either one of them would just nail it.

We need a detective show starring Dan where he solves all the crimes using his knowledge of movie and tv tropes. Like he's the only one aware that he's in a fictional world.

@bobafettjr85

4 жыл бұрын

I would watch that.

@riley2gibson245

4 жыл бұрын

So just like a really self conscious awkward dead pool with glasses. I love Dan

@eansba88-

4 жыл бұрын

Ocpd P.D. Heck yeah.

@MrMagnaniman

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't that just Deadpool without swords?

@Celtic_Blade

2 жыл бұрын

I would watch the shit outta that.

Swaim = Surely Was An Individual MIssing

@joeluigi2008

7 жыл бұрын

bub yacobozzi don't call me shirley

@CountArtha

7 жыл бұрын

That was a loooong callback. Well done!

@amberbeam4248

5 жыл бұрын

bub yacobozzi Severly worrying absense in Michael

"I've lost the crowd, Jack." - funniest thing I've seen all year.

Of course Soren gets two rounds of applause

@CountArtha

7 жыл бұрын

His pitch was definitely the best.

@AceMoonshot

7 жыл бұрын

He had the best idea. A true dark comedy.

@ApartmentViews

7 жыл бұрын

Gavin Drake Well he's a prince you know?

@surelock3221

7 жыл бұрын

You'd pitch a tent twice for him don't even lie

@miguellopes2452

7 жыл бұрын

Gavin Drake for one sec i read your comment as sauron 😂😂😂

The lobotomy pitch sounds like it would make an excellent Netflix show!

@connie1wilson

6 жыл бұрын

Didn't these dummies lobotomise JFK's sister Rose? She was a troubled youth, but ended up in care for life! Great stuff!

@BrendanSteele

6 жыл бұрын

It's already on Amazon Video, "Lore", Season 1, episode 2, called "Echoes". Interesting that you brought this up, because it's an intriguing story. Strange I watched you bring it up about a week after I watched it...

@tylerliebersohn2315

5 жыл бұрын

Turns out jfk wasn’t shot by a secret service guy, if you put video of jfk when he was shot in super slow motion you can catch a glimpse of the labotimobile rolling up and the “surgeon” labotomises the shit outta his skull

Their boss seems so wired and nervous. I just want one of them to hold his hand and tell him its ok.

@boundbythecurve

7 жыл бұрын

Jack usually seems more comfortable in front of crowds. This was weird. I wonder if the subject matter was particularly difficult for him. JFK assassination is always a touchy subject. So many conspiracy theorists.

@sabinfigaro7334

5 жыл бұрын

He's cracked, duh.

@falynoliver81

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing. He was trembling and then his mouth got so dry the sounds his mouth made were distracting.

@Tobberoth

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah. At first it just looks like he's a bit nervous, standard stage freight... But he's still shaking to the point were he looks sick 20 minutes in, and he's not even talking. Also, when he's actually talking, he sounds fine, its not like he's stuttering or being awkward.

@311djackson

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't this right before he left/got another job and everyone else on stage got fired? If he seems tweaked and nervous, it could damn well be he actually is for fear of his job. Also the podcast, he talks in this manner often, could just be how he's wired

Assisted Living Final Destination would be amazing. *Kubrick zoom on deadly Werther's Original.*

@HellInternAKACandyMD

Жыл бұрын

I was 😂 after he said, "They didn't get on the bus going to the zoo or whatever..."

If "The Spy Who Shagged Me" wasn't already taken lol

@matthewwalker3131

7 жыл бұрын

One Fools Logic +

I just realized that I never knew Katie's last name.

@creshiell

7 жыл бұрын

CountArtha I only know the other's last names cause they're in a lot of sketches, Katie is like only in after hours

@snipperjoey1151

7 жыл бұрын

CountArtha I believe there was one specific episode where Dan reffered to her as Willert.

@Jaxos050

7 жыл бұрын

same!

@mickomoo

7 жыл бұрын

At the end of a lot of other After Hours the other Katie comes in and talks about how everyone mixes up her with Katie Wilburt, that's the only reason why I know her last name.

@jacobstaten2366

7 жыл бұрын

CountArtha I looked it up to see if she ever posed nude but there are only some stand up clips that have hit and miss jokes.

Fighting Aliens with machetes for 20 years? I kinda wanna see that now

@teemusid

7 жыл бұрын

Except, instead of humans with machetes. it's clever teddy bears with spears and slings, and George Lucas could direct it.

@ghostdog2041

7 жыл бұрын

Samuel K. Addai I'm willing to bet the idea got bandied around, but once the logistics of African warlords came into it, and that it would probably be brainwashed child soldiers fighting the aliens, they promptly backed off that idea.

@valer119

7 жыл бұрын

ghostdog2041 That makes me want to see the movie even more.

Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. Make it happen, Simon Pegg!

@andrebrynkus2055

6 жыл бұрын

Along with Martin Freeman, Jude Law, maybe Tim Roth, and Timothy Dalton.

@sarahgent2674

4 ай бұрын

​@@andrebrynkus2055 just came back to this video because they're now releasing a movie with Jude Law about the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare

it's not after hours without Swaim

@nekrataali

7 жыл бұрын

Plot twist: he's in the audience.

@kendomyers

7 жыл бұрын

plot twist, he was never there... he is a ghost! He died in the first episode.

@matthewwalker3131

7 жыл бұрын

+

@Grunchy005

7 жыл бұрын

Plot twist, Swaim got fat and don't give a care.

@aboutashow

7 жыл бұрын

Eh, he interrupts too much on podcasts.

Was Swaim too busy making cameos in Chappelle shows?

@soulboyinc

7 жыл бұрын

Eli Martin I knew I saw him

@christophermorris6152

7 жыл бұрын

Eli Martin which sketch?

@YeeSoest

7 жыл бұрын

Eli Martin his latest netflix specials. michael is seen in the crowd laughing at one of the top punchlines of that first of those two gigs. the first is great, but swaim is really shown on one of the Highlights! ^^ go watch it, you can't really miss him

@jh6495

7 жыл бұрын

it was almost distracting. Once I saw him I could swear I heard his laugh throughout the rest of the show.

@smac919

7 жыл бұрын

hahah i forgot i saw his ass in the crowd..got a closeup too

Don't skip this just because Swaim is missing! It's still funny as fuck! And weirdly educational.

@pinkymixology4965

7 жыл бұрын

Jack Obrien weighs it down like a boat anchor.

I love these comments, like Jack basically gives a pretty interesting theory about the JFK assassination and every comment is basically saying how it's not After Hours without Swaim, which is true in away, but guys I think you're kind of burying the lead on the JFK thing.

@syystomu

7 жыл бұрын

Nadodan My thoughts exactly

@DarthRepublican

7 жыл бұрын

Nadodan As far as conspiracy theories go, JFK shot by a clumsy Secret Service makes a lot more sense than pretty much any other JFK conspiracy theory. My only problem with it is why cover it up? Sure it's kind of scary to think that one of the president's own bodyguards shot him but it's not a whole lot worse than seeing the president assassinated. It would help to feed many more conspiracy theories. But ultimately, I don't see much point in covering it up.

@krylo

7 жыл бұрын

Roberto Castillo To keep that guy from having his life destroyed, despite the fact that JFK had his spine severed and would have likely died anyway, or, if not died, been a vegetable, and that, in any other circumstance, such a thing would end up having little in the way of consequences due yup its accidental nature. That man, in spite of all that, would have never found peace had they come out and said 'this guy fucked up, that was the third shot, but JFK was already basically dead and he feels awful'.

@Theduckwebcomics

7 жыл бұрын

JFK theories are always dull.

@duncandickenbals

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah but if he just did a little bit of research he'd of realized that theory is fake. There's literally footage of the Secret Service agent at the moment of the fatal shot and he didn't even have his gun raised lol

DOB has such strong stage presence, its kind of a loss that he only works as a writer now

I ant to see "Lobotomobile: a new American musical!"

"Get your head out of the clouds Jack, it was time travel!"

@songsandsorcery7711

3 жыл бұрын

Well, Umbrella Academy pretty much confirmed that.

Is Micheal not there because he is at the new Dave Chappelle stand up special?

I adore Katie so much. I love her delivery, I love her voice. She is so damn funny.

@d53njac

7 жыл бұрын

She has impeccable timing too. The others have a hard time following the rhythm of the audience, but she didn't skip a beat.

@zanakate7319

7 жыл бұрын

she is my go to defence when people claim that women can't be funny

@seanbirch

7 жыл бұрын

Zana Kate You shouldn't interact with such people. But more to the point: 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Gilmore Girls? :D

@blackoperation14

7 жыл бұрын

she's really not that funny. Tina Fey would be a much better example.

@blackoperation14

7 жыл бұрын

In this video?? Dan and Soren were on point with the crowd, Katie wasn't nearly as cringy as Jack but she wasn't all that good.

"We got sort of a formal invitation from Japan". God damn I love these Cracked videos.

"If we can't get Iron Man, let's get Batman, but, like, the WORST Batman."

@ShanniBananni

7 жыл бұрын

TheOtakuX Hahaha 😁

@babsbylow6869

3 жыл бұрын

Really?! Val Kilmer!

I honestly never get tired of Dan saying, "Do we have a clip?" and variations thereof.

The Irregulars NEEDS to be a dark comedy NOW!

i would watch the fuck outta that final destination movie

Toy Story 4: Plastic Vasquez

"I'v lost the crowd Jack" LMAO

awe no Michael Swaim. He's my favorite. But I love them all... but Michael is one of my favorite comedy minds. :)

Don't call it After Hours if there is no Swaim

@KingCarrotRL

7 жыл бұрын

Literally unwatchable.

@acledfloyd

7 жыл бұрын

Really? That is surprising. I loved this.

@Zombieskittles

7 жыл бұрын

Out of everyone in Cracked, I'm glad it was Jack though.

@mauirandall8176

7 жыл бұрын

BigFrakkinOgre it's like saying it's an episode of cracked TV and all you get is tosh.0 but with clipy

@ZachsMind

7 жыл бұрын

Three Quarters After..?

all of these pitches were great. As a filmmaker, thanks for giving me decades of ideas

@do3807

7 жыл бұрын

itsJrodTV unrelated. I'm an actor....

@brettgarcia1128

7 жыл бұрын

unrelated. I'm a writer....

@Jessoperationcomedy

7 жыл бұрын

Unrelated I can direct this

@joeyxiang3121

Жыл бұрын

Good luck!

That end bit is great cause Dan just puts Soren on the spot unexpectedly for no reason and his reaction is so good

Cant Wait to See you guys at C2E2 tomorrow!!!!

@cracked

7 жыл бұрын

Be sure to say hi!

A half hour after hours? Oh you are to gracious.

@SchulzEricT

7 жыл бұрын

I mean, if it were a normal after hours I'd agree, but I'm not a fan of a live version, nor of one wherein Swaim is swapped out in favor of Jack O'Brien. It wasn't bad by any means, but in my mind that wasn't a true After Hours.

@maxwellduncan3555

5 жыл бұрын

too*

This was my favorite show for years and years. Thank you all who helped write and create it.

I know anxiety attacks when i see's em, and Jack was definitely having one up on stage. I felt so bad for him, but he pulled through and dealt with it like a champ :)

@newflesh666

Жыл бұрын

I didn't notice this while watching this originally but reading this comment i can totally see it now

@JimmySteller

Ай бұрын

I’m curious; when did it begin and when did he “pull through”?

I would watch the shit out of the lobotomy movie

@aaliyahmuhammad9073

7 жыл бұрын

Vicky Green I think he got some of the facts wrong. I recently wrote a research paper about the lobotomy and its not quite as goofy and fun as he made it seen

@jeremysteele3098

7 жыл бұрын

bonk bonk bonk lol

@JorgensZelda

6 жыл бұрын

Well, I'm curious myself now. Because he said the one guy was a legit doctor and did the operations properly and the other guy was just driving around, selling snake oil and putting ice picks in people's heads. If it was as bad as he made it sound, I can pretty much imagine that Dr. Loony and his Lobotomobile might have been just that zany. I'm even more intrigued now.

@BrendanSteele

6 жыл бұрын

Amazon Video has a show running right now (Nov. 2017) called "Lore" and Season 1, episode 2, called "Echoes" is this story.

"But Dan" One might say, "They already made the movie about toys fighting for civil rights. It was Ted 2..."

Obligatory no Swaim comment, but you knew it was coming. Great stuff guys, while the JFK piece was really interesting my favorite was definitely Soren's. So simple, so good.

I really enjoyed this long format of the show.

stop hatin on my boy Jack!!I love me some Swaim too but ill accept this too

Wow... Jack, I feel your pain. it's ok I can't do public speaking either.

First time listening, the lobotomy idea and the Irregulars idea are the best ones mentioned! and the lobotomy movie would be a great dark psuedo comedy if it was directed by Yorgos Lanthimos director of The Lobster or Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert behind Swiss Army Man. The Irregulars movie would be absolutely amazing if directed by Guy Ritchie.

I almost spit my drink out like 4 times. Soren just ripping the lobotomy one lmfao... Funny as always guys!

The lobotomy thing and the jfk movies NEED to happen

@Andrew.Grabowski

7 жыл бұрын

Ron Josh Ytem Don't forget the final destination one! The twist has me hooked. It's a shame it won't happen though.

_The Irregulars_, starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Hiddleston, and Charles Dance. MAKE IT HAPPEN. Maybe Disney can do Christopher Lee in CGI now that that's a thing.

@productplacementadz24-73

7 жыл бұрын

CountArtha I genuinely want Micheal Cera to olay Dahl

@gaylordcomic

5 жыл бұрын

Please leave chris alone

Damn. The pay off on the JFK thing was amazing.

I think the Coen Bros would make that lobotomy story so well. It's squarely in their nihilistic, darkly comedic wheelhouse.

THIS IS AMAZING!!! Do more of this

I want to see the old people version of 21 Jump Street. Can you imagine? Two 75-year-old cops go undercover to a retirement home to bust an illegal drug ring operation and stop a better, more effective black market version of Viagra from killing its users. My dream cast for this movie: Jack Nicholson, Robert De Niro, Morgan Freeman, Al Pacino, Samuel L. Jackson, Goldie Hawn, Susan Sarandon, and of course, Betty White as the unexpected villain and head of the Viagra mafia. It would be funnier if she was also a secret pimp, I'm just saying...

@hickorymccay2994

3 жыл бұрын

Where's Keith Richards in this cast?

@NeilSonOfNorbert

3 жыл бұрын

@@hickorymccay2994 he is the red herring villain

This should be how they do all of these live podcasts. This group is 1000x better than the other randoms they bring on.

Afterhours is the only reason I'm still subscribed to CRACKED. Please keep up the good work with Afterhours.

Where's my Swaim at?

@cracked

7 жыл бұрын

Out of town. He missed you very much.

@AmatMiguel

7 жыл бұрын

Why would he miss this? Or better yet, if you guys knew he would be out of town, why didn't you reschedule?

@Nathankinamorh

7 жыл бұрын

AmatMiguel Life happens. You'll be okay. What if I told you these live preformances probably have a better ROI than KZread videos? They are a comedy channel.

@AmatMiguel

7 жыл бұрын

I get it, but still, it seems like something that was easily remedied. Also, what's ROI?

@Nathankinamorh

7 жыл бұрын

Return On Investment, those people in the audience paid an entry fee. You have Ad Blocker on. You are not the target audience, something trolls and commentors on Cracked videos just can't seem to wrap their head around. Then again they are a vocal minority.

... I've lost the crowd, Jack!

Whoa Soren with the prediction on the new Guy Ritchie/Cavil movie.

That was surprisingly good. It hung a bit when they individually explained their Dope IPs, but it picked back up when they started riffing on each other.

So swaims the best right? I mean dan and the rest do great. But swaim is basically poetry in motion right? Comedic genius.

@bh.r.9496

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Franklin Well I like Dan the best but Swaim is great too

@Grock620

7 жыл бұрын

Jacob Franklin Swaim's Cracked TV is what got me into the Cracked channel. When he leaves so do I.

@AceMoonshot

7 жыл бұрын

Tough for me to say he's the best but I agree on comedic genius.

@espoppelaars

7 жыл бұрын

Nah man, Daniel is my favorite. Swaim takes the second spot.

@jacobfranklin820

7 жыл бұрын

[Witty KZread name] obsessive pop culture is probably my 2nd favorite format. Escort missions and finally spit take. But after hours is the money maker

O'Brien taking the place of micheal is like when Rocky got hurt in power rangers turbo and someone had to replace him.

@qr5452

7 жыл бұрын

Hayden Singleton that was Rocky not billy.

@haydensingleton109

7 жыл бұрын

Dave Blair oops, my bad

This is my go to "feel better" website. I've been watching older shows-catching up. Wonderful.

So glad I got to see this live. While I missed Michael, it was a blast.

Who ever made The Lobster could make that lobotomy movie.

I'd love sorens dope ip as a tv show

I never noticed what a pleasant voice Katie has before this. Great fun.

I'd thoroughly enjoy it if all your podcasts had this format. hella great time

This feels less like after hours and more like a different more traditional podcast like format for the cracked live podcast, which I'm down for, hope they try it again.

@jaden2040

7 жыл бұрын

Sean H without Jack

*Spoiler Alert:* Kennedy killed himself using time travel.

@y2kblackout

6 жыл бұрын

That would create a time paradox.

@JorgensZelda

6 жыл бұрын

Was that Outer Limits?

@popeye697

6 жыл бұрын

artistwithouttalent like Bruce Willis and JGL?

@hiccuphufflepuff176

6 жыл бұрын

Saw that comment and waited the whole video for Jack to pitch this concept.

@sweethater8558

6 жыл бұрын

That was the plot of a Red Dwarf episode.

Just was finishing a watch-through of all the After Hours and it was serendipitous that I watched this today, the release date of The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

At 20:12 when the audience realizes Jack doesn't know WTF he's talking about.

Daniel's "The Lobotomobile" should star Simon Pegg, and make it a comedy much in the same way that he and Andy Serkis did "Burke and Hare"

"I am all fucked out" Me:HAHAHA

The birth of the ‘Soren had something he wanted to say’ bit?

2:24 There's a reason Jack's show on Cracked is called "The Spit Take"

I could so see that lobotomy movie being directed by Martin McDonagh

@360.Tapestry

6 жыл бұрын

word

@tylerliebersohn2315

5 жыл бұрын

Turns out jfk wasn’t shot by a secret service guy, if you put video of jfk when he was shot in super slow motion you can catch a glimpse of the labotimobile rolling up and the “surgeon” labotomises the shit outta his skull

@JimmySteller

Ай бұрын

Brilliant! That’s exactly the kind of man who would make that film.

I think it'd be awesome if someone made a movie about Simo Häyhä (The White Death). He was a Finnish sniper that killed over 500 people.

@jonathanreali1966

5 жыл бұрын

And survived a headshot

just started and Katie is seriously killing it onstage ☺

I love that they upload these live events! It would be awesome to attend one, but alas, up here in the great white north I can only get the next best thing.

I like that there was a longer After Hours, but it's not the same without Micheal.

@jaden2040

7 жыл бұрын

Summer H and no restaurant

@FirstKhaoProtector

7 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's true.

The assassination of Franz Ferdinand would make a great dark comedy.

@sakketin

7 жыл бұрын

thegreatmoustachio How come?

@thegreatmoustachio

7 жыл бұрын

A bunch of people kept trying to assassinate the arch duke throughout the day in increasingly outlandish ways, but kept failing. In the end one of the assassins was walking down the street and just happened to run across the arch duke, so he shot him a couple times. The movie could take all of this and make it into a kind of slapstick, dark comedy.

@sakketin

7 жыл бұрын

thegreatmoustachio True dat.

@DarthRepublican

7 жыл бұрын

thegreatmoustachio I would watch that but only if the members of the band Franz Ferdinand played the failed assassins.

Best live podcast yet, so funny and interesting.

Great panel! Hope to see more of these.

that JFK movie idea, someone make that.

@Jessoperationcomedy

7 жыл бұрын

Carl Deaton fine I'll try just need the money

I don't feel like there was enough Katie.

This is exactly the kind of content I subscribed for.

I god damn love Katie in this episode with the headshot motions lol

Waaaaaah this was agonizing. If Swaim couldn't be there, then it should've been left to Dan, Soren and Katie. They have the rapport and don't appear to be so nervous without a script.

Part of what makes after hours so good is the dynamic between the performers and Jack doesn't fit like Michael. He's fine, but it's not after hours at that point. Also, aliens is Michael's go-to.

Learned so much from the crew!! Dope IP all the way!

Best Thing yet! Absolutely you should do more of these!

I love Katie's hair

@360.Tapestry

6 жыл бұрын

she looks like a grandmother

Damn- Katie is awesome...

Yes and yes!!! So much more "Live After Hours" please! 🙏😍❤︎

the world needs more Katie!

Lobotomobile: The Musical

so Oliver Stone's life long obsession is a lie? Do a movie where Oliver Stone slowly realizes that the cover up was to save the Secret Service from embarrassment.

That was really funny, one of the best videos I've seen from you guys

Christopher Lee was an DUW member - there was a wonderful quote he gave to Peter Jackson about a Saruman scene with Wormtongue "That's not the noise a man makes when he's stabbed in the back. It's more like 'ugh' - the air goes out of them."

It's nice to hear Daniel speaking like a real person without that exaggerated staccato thing he does in the studio videos.

I was liking this video (even with the absence of Swaim) right up until the JKF ballistics jargon. I'm like 90% certain the Secret Service wasn't issuing AR-15's in 1963. The M16 entered service in the military in 1964. So I'm thinking this guy is thinking of a different gun but got mixed up and confused with modern anti-gun bullshit that he's heard. Like two small cars filled with somewhat related information collided inside his head and this is what he could piece together from the wreckage.

make more of these more often please, I live for this show

Totally with Dan. I have been imagining this movie for months, ever since I heard it first on the Dollop.