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  • @yammienoob
    @yammienoob4 жыл бұрын

    YOU CAN NOW RENT OUT MY HAYABUSA BECAUSE IM A MADMAN: www.twistedroad.com/bikes/us/tx/austin/2007-suzuki-hayabusa-1300/m-8e8rrze/?

  • @PuppyMech13

    @PuppyMech13

    4 жыл бұрын

    1980 Yamaha XS850 - "The YamahNoob" named after some random youtuber that I watched long before having the courage to buck up and rebuilding her ;-)

  • @DevilcraftTV

    @DevilcraftTV

    4 жыл бұрын

    Got me a Honda Fireblade from 2007 and she is so new in my garage I did not give here a name yet so if anyone has an idea :P ( My mom calls her Baronette but meh) I am a huge gaming geek on the Side so I was thinking of naming her Roach but not sure yet ^^

  • @RabidTNTAddict

    @RabidTNTAddict

    4 жыл бұрын

    I have a red 2002 Kawasaki Ninja 500R. Named her Reba after the singer since she's a mature yet feisty redhead.

  • @DevilcraftTV

    @DevilcraftTV

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@orharonyan1732 I Like it because its kinda unusual and I like those kind of things xD

  • @lhdrones1775

    @lhdrones1775

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aprilia Shiver 750, I named her Saetta ( which means flash of lighting in Italian).

  • @fantomanimus6401
    @fantomanimus64014 жыл бұрын

    When you haven’t been around and seemingly suddenly a different voice starts telling you all the things. 👀

  • @BANANAeagle

    @BANANAeagle

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same, he sounds like Ryan Reynolds

  • @loudass1340

    @loudass1340

    4 жыл бұрын

    I went to check the channel name, confused about this new voice.

  • @skynative0099

    @skynative0099

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah something just off here......

  • @dcptiv

    @dcptiv

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@skynative0099 Yammie Noob is on holidays

  • @sugarnads

    @sugarnads

    4 жыл бұрын

    Its uncle j not poppayammz

  • @rag_man673
    @rag_man6732 жыл бұрын

    While I was out with my GF on my first bike (84 suzuki TS 185 ER) we stopped in at a coffee shop. While there an older gentleman sat at a nearby table. Seeing our helmets he started talking to us. Normally I would forget people's names straight away, but I ran into him a couple of weeks later and instantly remembered his name and called out. We became very good friends over the next 25 years. Sadly he passed away last year at the age of 88, and yes, he was still riding. That day in the coffee shop is one of the best memories I have of that bike, because it sparked our friendship.

  • @mark4491

    @mark4491

    Жыл бұрын

    Thats actually really awesome and sorry for your loss

  • @UncleDon226
    @UncleDon2264 жыл бұрын

    Its a good feeling when you park your bike at the store and you come out to see another person's bike sharing the parking space. Instant friends.

  • @willystix2150

    @willystix2150

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @mres812

    @mres812

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @alexanderconti521

    @alexanderconti521

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah.

  • @leoyang1787

    @leoyang1787

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @PWNED474

    @PWNED474

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah

  • @chriscode6431
    @chriscode64314 жыл бұрын

    Taking the car and seeing a motorcycle is a real feels moment. Ugh, it wounds the soul.

  • @GielL96

    @GielL96

    4 жыл бұрын

    Like you wonna stick out your two fingers but then thinks that is would be weird and not correct to do... :(

  • @chriscode6431

    @chriscode6431

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GielL96 I've done that and they're like um.... no cager.

  • @GielL96

    @GielL96

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@chriscode6431 hehe, i would find that strange too if i were driving my bike and saw someone doing that :) later i would probably see why they did it but not at the moment itself

  • @chriscode6431

    @chriscode6431

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@GielL96 I've had it happen to me before. I usually just wave back lol.

  • @gogurt_st

    @gogurt_st

    4 жыл бұрын

    I see more bikes when I’m driving my car than when I’m riding my bike lmao

  • @josephcruzfallas8737
    @josephcruzfallas87374 жыл бұрын

    Uncle J you're getting better now sound natural and cool

  • @streetvybes100

    @streetvybes100

    4 жыл бұрын

    Couldn’t be said any better

  • @ryanbell4952

    @ryanbell4952

    4 жыл бұрын

    His balls have dropped by the sound of it

  • @MultiChuck45

    @MultiChuck45

    4 жыл бұрын

    May I know what microphone you're using here?

  • @thewallstreetreaper4859

    @thewallstreetreaper4859

    4 жыл бұрын

    Is that actually his voice? He sounds so different

  • @petersilk
    @petersilk4 жыл бұрын

    Had my first red light fist bump from a dude with the same bike the other day. happiest i've been in months!

  • @Robin-yk6vf

    @Robin-yk6vf

    3 жыл бұрын

    those are the best.. I mean seeing other riders doing crazy stuff instead of the biker's wave is cool as well. But meeting someone on the same model.. Oof. Especially if you ride something that isn't that common around your place.. ^^

  • @williammahaffy4642

    @williammahaffy4642

    3 жыл бұрын

    I live in SOLID HD Country. Have seen 2 ADV bikes in the last 6 months and those were on I-95 going somewhere. Just bought a 2021 Benelli TRK502. Chances of seeing the same bike = absolutely zero. Will be interesting to see how the HD crowd responds...

  • @timjohnson1199
    @timjohnson11994 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes when I'm in my car a accidentally wave at a bike. Then I'm wishing I rode.

  • @nixder

    @nixder

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same 😁

  • @dusty4523

    @dusty4523

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same and i dont Even have a bike yet

  • @clayton9341

    @clayton9341

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sometimes I drag some knee.

  • @marcotkfowl1305

    @marcotkfowl1305

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol same

  • @Sonic_Appeal

    @Sonic_Appeal

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@clayton9341 haha

  • @nicomariconi1005
    @nicomariconi10053 жыл бұрын

    Never ride behind a tomato truck with your visor up at 70 mph Don’t ask how I know

  • @Robin-yk6vf

    @Robin-yk6vf

    3 жыл бұрын

    Visor up at 70 mph is rough already... But this.. Damn you remind me of Ralph from the Simpsons : *"chuckles" I'm in danger..*

  • @mres812

    @mres812

    3 жыл бұрын

    How you know? 🤔

  • @CR-kr9cs

    @CR-kr9cs

    3 жыл бұрын

    I had a bird rip knock my windshield off my bars and like spin my helmet all crooked. Got a black eye somehow lmao. Then I added inspecting my windshield bolts to my pre-ride checklist.

  • @janetgreenslade9281

    @janetgreenslade9281

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @fryloc359

    @fryloc359

    3 жыл бұрын

    Don't ride behind horse or livestock trailers, either.

  • @dpats54
    @dpats544 жыл бұрын

    Call my bike Karen because she’s just keeps complaining with a check engine light

  • @aaronguenther3577

    @aaronguenther3577

    4 жыл бұрын

    💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tbsxninjazxnl6836

    @tbsxninjazxnl6836

    4 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jasonmejia2899

    @jasonmejia2899

    4 жыл бұрын

    Dead lol

  • @hamishelliot1494

    @hamishelliot1494

    3 жыл бұрын

    named mine Mary because she keeps poppin' and cracklin'

  • @willystix2150

    @willystix2150

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah like Karen get rid of it

  • @dannyp204
    @dannyp2044 жыл бұрын

    Whenever I'm going down the highway, if I see another motorcycle ahead of me, I'll catch up and ride staggered with them so we're more visible.

  • @baltsosser

    @baltsosser

    3 жыл бұрын

    I do the same.

  • @itswartortl5909
    @itswartortl59094 жыл бұрын

    "How many times have you watched A Twist of the Wrist?" Papa yam: "Yes"

  • @yammienoob

    @yammienoob

    4 жыл бұрын

    I just leave it on repeat in every room.

  • @itswartortl5909

    @itswartortl5909

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@yammienoob 😂😂😂😂

  • @ruikazane5123

    @ruikazane5123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Once the throttle is cracked open, it is rolled on evenly, smoothly and consistently throughout the remainder of the turn

  • @DavidLopez-yp9fb
    @DavidLopez-yp9fb4 жыл бұрын

    I bonded with a cop that was on his motorcycle haha I was behind him at a red light and he waved me to come next to him so I pulled up and we had a little chat, pretty cool experience

  • @97petpetpet

    @97petpetpet

    4 жыл бұрын

    Moto cops are the coolest cops when you're riding. Some of the meanest when you're in a car though. Can't blame em. Fuck cages.

  • @willystix2150

    @willystix2150

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ha

  • @cplcraw5417

    @cplcraw5417

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@97petpetpet well yeah fuck the other method of transport

  • @brentpurvis2406

    @brentpurvis2406

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@97petpetpet only time ive met an angry moto cop was when he pulled me over for speeding in my pickup

  • @repsol1krr830
    @repsol1krr8304 жыл бұрын

    Here’s my ass not even owning a bike but listening in on these rules

  • @mikewebster9500

    @mikewebster9500

    4 жыл бұрын

    Watch more motorcycle videos! Learn about situational awareness and stuff... please, just look for motorcycles on the road... we may look like badasses, but on the road, were super fragile

  • @robertsalyers1351

    @robertsalyers1351

    4 жыл бұрын

    Get a bike

  • @Robin-yk6vf

    @Robin-yk6vf

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bet you got yourself a bike by now.. ^^

  • @boomega3730

    @boomega3730

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hope you changed you mind now

  • @knicksfan3647

    @knicksfan3647

    3 жыл бұрын

    The suspense is killing us, what kind of bike did you get?

  • @kevinmilligan9524
    @kevinmilligan95244 жыл бұрын

    Name: No Exagerate: nope Home mechanic: sometimes Jealous when driving: sometimes Shield up: Yep Sharing/teaching: Yes Socializing: yes, although I rarely meet other riders when out

  • @DrKampfpudding
    @DrKampfpudding4 жыл бұрын

    I just call my bike "bike". But I also kiss it sometimes soooo....

  • @gronkgrunk

    @gronkgrunk

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here.. no tongue though. Except on really special occasions.

  • @Tjkruse9889

    @Tjkruse9889

    4 жыл бұрын

    I call mine the blue beast

  • @jjbowman4653

    @jjbowman4653

    4 жыл бұрын

    That’s okay I have a cousin named dick so 🤷‍♀️

  • @drivingkermit8286

    @drivingkermit8286

    4 жыл бұрын

    I call mine “baby” because “no one puts baby in the corner”-Patrick Swayze. I do kiss it though I feel like that’s normal XD

  • @gogurt_st

    @gogurt_st

    4 жыл бұрын

    Mine is named Carl lmao

  • @muzzinator767
    @muzzinator7674 жыл бұрын

    I relate to #4 so much. My heart breaks when I see a fellow rider but I chose the car!!

  • @oxide_fx
    @oxide_fx4 жыл бұрын

    I love the yamster, but this jammie dude has a smooooth voice. Nice n easy to listen to.

  • @jeremypowell2746
    @jeremypowell27464 жыл бұрын

    I’m new to this channel, but I gotta say your charisma when talking about the truths and experiences of riding is so magnetic. Great content, thanks for sharing!!

  • @mrtoast4230
    @mrtoast42303 жыл бұрын

    Yamie: "Socializing" People during corona: "What is this mysterious word"

  • @skateaddict4795
    @skateaddict47954 жыл бұрын

    Jammie J is officially a welcome part of the yammie lore after this video. He killed it!

  • @ruikazane5123

    @ruikazane5123

    4 жыл бұрын

    Slick voice~

  • @rockerz8
    @rockerz84 жыл бұрын

    Is it just me or does yammie sounds totally different. I actually checked if I was watching his video or not. Did not sound like him.

  • @GielL96

    @GielL96

    4 жыл бұрын

    hmmmm maybe because.... that is not him? :p

  • @combustablelemons8988

    @combustablelemons8988

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's not Papa Yam. It's Uncle Jam

  • @erikantonio3548

    @erikantonio3548

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same 😂

  • @JustMeHereAtHome

    @JustMeHereAtHome

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's all that shaving, or it might be all that after shaving cream.

  • @luisquezada6698

    @luisquezada6698

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yammie is On A Holiday In County 🤫🤭😲

  • @nunyabusiness7585
    @nunyabusiness75852 жыл бұрын

    I saw a group of Harley riders on my way home today and I instantly felt so good when I saw them say hi to me I'm planning on getting a bike in about a year and it almost feels like I'm already part of the community! I can't wait to finally ride

  • @traviskruse435

    @traviskruse435

    2 жыл бұрын

    Any updates bro?

  • @nunyabusiness7585

    @nunyabusiness7585

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@traviskruse435 yup I have a job now! And I'm about halfway to being able to afford the bike I want. :) I'll be saving for gear and a good helmet as well. If you have any recommendations for women's or unisex gear just hmu. I can almost taste the bike by now

  • @thorstambaugh1520
    @thorstambaugh15204 жыл бұрын

    When Yammie finishes puberty and the voice goes down

  • @jackdaniels9133
    @jackdaniels91334 жыл бұрын

    I start watching and I'm like what kinda dork does this "real" rider stuff but as it goes on I'm thinking hey wait a minute, oh no.

  • @seeckergaming
    @seeckergaming4 жыл бұрын

    Whatever the weather forecast is, go out riding. Builds experience and confidence in some difficult situations, especially for new riders ^^ Just gear up correctly before going out. Wind if fun and so is rain to some degree!

  • @arthurryanorilla356
    @arthurryanorilla3564 жыл бұрын

    Fixing my bike is like in a stage in dating "getting to know each other" cause you will do you're part learn the bikes issue and solution as much as possible to take care of it, to understand what make the bike tic and feel good and you will be proud that you did it and love you're bike more.

  • @Hexsyn
    @Hexsyn3 жыл бұрын

    I am 100% in on rule #3. Even though it is a scooter instead of a true motorcycle, knowing that there is no mechanic around for my brand put the pressure on me to step up, and the simplicity compared to working on a modern car helped ease me into the mechanical repair world!

  • @spot67833

    @spot67833

    2 жыл бұрын

    I consider Scooter *KINGS* to be honorary motorcycle bois. I ride a Harley and a Honda, but I actually wanted a scooter at one point

  • @cmbells7736

    @cmbells7736

    2 жыл бұрын

    You get same feels and physics it's cool

  • @gabrielevan148
    @gabrielevan1484 жыл бұрын

    I live in a tropical country, I rode my bike every single day, on every kind of weather (I like it when it rains as the road become slippery and the tires often lose traction and sliding around everywhere)

  • @StevenT-iw4dy

    @StevenT-iw4dy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Until you ride in snow you didn't ride "in every kind of weather ". Actually I'm just jealous.

  • @kiwi-on-a-bike660
    @kiwi-on-a-bike6604 жыл бұрын

    While I had my shield up riding at 80km/h got hit in the eye by a bee that then got stuck inside my helmet, it was a Wicker Man moment.

  • @arg31ify

    @arg31ify

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh God when you can feel the bee down the side padding of your helmet by your temple furious buzzing and moving.

  • @cplegrand

    @cplegrand

    4 жыл бұрын

    I always wear a helmet, but I will occasionally go shield up with safety glasses if it is a nice day and I'm out on the dirt roads. But after a similar "bee in the helmet" experience and getting pegged in the face from a rock kicked up by a truck a little ways ahead, I now keep the shield at least mostly if not fully closed over 40 mph. Oh - and having a lit cigarette butt flicked from a car going in the opposite direction bouncing off my goggles when I was wearing my MX style helmet. That could have been really bad.

  • @TheLiamis

    @TheLiamis

    3 жыл бұрын

    Harsh. Worst i had was about 60mph flies in the eye on my moto x. I learned to wear goggles.

  • @doctordetroit1217

    @doctordetroit1217

    2 жыл бұрын

    I once had a couple of bees get stuck in the vents of my helmet, fortunately the impact killed them.

  • @CasperJLT707
    @CasperJLT7074 жыл бұрын

    nice one J! my favorite you've done so far. 👍

  • @nickcrye5585
    @nickcrye55853 жыл бұрын

    I've been watching the vids for a while. Always posting new informative content. Love it. You are kind of my guide to find the best first bike for me. Thanks

  • @burnerjack01
    @burnerjack013 жыл бұрын

    "Comfort Zone": That place where a single vehicle accident goes from 'probable' to merely 'possible'.

  • @kostassanidas832
    @kostassanidas8324 жыл бұрын

    Jammie J being genuinely funny in this vid, I like it. Great job dude!

  • @SouthValleyKnifeCo

    @SouthValleyKnifeCo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Nip your sack send it back got a chuckle from me.

  • @kostassanidas832

    @kostassanidas832

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@SouthValleyKnifeCo lol his joke delivery was good in this one

  • @ultimatesniperb507
    @ultimatesniperb5074 жыл бұрын

    Getting ready for riding. Gonna be great.

  • @valdemarsrensen1526
    @valdemarsrensen15264 жыл бұрын

    I started watching this channel while getting my a2 licens (i live in Denmark) and all the do's and don'ts helped me so much and made me a better rider

  • @2854Navman
    @2854Navman4 жыл бұрын

    Shield up at traffic light. Wasp flies in helmet. Finger stung trying to get him out. DAMN IT!!!

  • @goduxunike

    @goduxunike

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ohhhh fuck 😣

  • @spacedinvader9773

    @spacedinvader9773

    4 жыл бұрын

    You owe me a new keyboard XD

  • @agustinmorquecho7781

    @agustinmorquecho7781

    3 жыл бұрын

    that why we wear gloves, coz the bees!

  • @willystix2150

    @willystix2150

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's a problem

  • @mornebecker3464
    @mornebecker34644 жыл бұрын

    I have been watching your channel since last year i finally got my own bike and going through your vids again I got a kawasaki kr 150 From South Africa

  • @treeguyable
    @treeguyable3 жыл бұрын

    Hmm, ridden my 71 rd350 in the snow, sometimes ya gotta do it.

  • @MicJaguar
    @MicJaguar4 жыл бұрын

    I agree with all of these. Been riding just over 2 years. I have come up on some newbs and even a newb who went off the road on his new royal enfield. I like talking and helping and sharing. Also yes, my first bike is Black Betty and my second is Black Beauty. Both Hondas. Lol. Another good video. Thanks.

  • @jkramer920
    @jkramer9204 жыл бұрын

    So, who voiced this video? This is not Yammie. Not even close.

  • @mcdon2401
    @mcdon24014 жыл бұрын

    Never named my bike... called them a few choice words at times, usually when they wouldn't start, but a proper name? Nah.

  • @DoctorAkikoFukuwara

    @DoctorAkikoFukuwara

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah I have never named a bike and couldn't be around anyone who did. People who name bikes are up there with Harley riders who buy the Harley jacket, Harley bandana, Harley gloves etc. because god forbid you don't know they ride a Harley even when picking up milk at the grocery store 😑 Even when I was a 暴走族 girl back in Japan I never named my bikes.

  • @chriscollins550

    @chriscollins550

    3 жыл бұрын

    Never named my bike's.

  • @TheLiamis

    @TheLiamis

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's me and any machine

  • @grahamewen5425

    @grahamewen5425

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@chriscollins550 -Same here never once named my bikes.

  • @mr3748

    @mr3748

    3 жыл бұрын

    Feels like this is something ONLY 98% of Americans do😂😂 cars, bikes or whatever has wheels. Never heard anyone outside of America naming their bike or car, except Richard Hammond naming that old Opel Cadet Oliver.😂😂😂 Imagine a German biker naming his S1000 "Sally" or "Susan" 😂

  • @nothingbeautifulaskforatte4500
    @nothingbeautifulaskforatte45004 жыл бұрын

    Great video love the introduction

  • @mohammedrahman3447
    @mohammedrahman34473 жыл бұрын

    I like your channel. Not just the contents but because I also get to see Austin. I used to live there sometime ago and brings back memories.

  • @riftwake178
    @riftwake1783 жыл бұрын

    The face shield thing is something you have to actually teach a passenger who has never ridden before. I was instinctively throwing the shield up at every stop and plopping it back down around 25-35 mph and I didn't realize my pillion was just riding the whole time shields down. No wonder she thought motorcycles suck and are too hot. Tell your damn pillion about the faceshield rule! I will never forget again.

  • @henrya3530
    @henrya35304 жыл бұрын

    1) At some point every bike gets called "START you b@st@rd!!!" (especially if it's an older 2 stroke). 2) The older I get the faster I was ;-)

  • @Real_MisterSir

    @Real_MisterSir

    4 жыл бұрын

    Maybe the key here is "older 2 stroke".. Had my trusted Aprilia 650 for 4 years and it started up immediately every time even in sub zero. Loved that girl

  • @jarodjagges599
    @jarodjagges5993 жыл бұрын

    This was a super well edited and narrated video. Hell yeah

  • @EQuo26
    @EQuo264 жыл бұрын

    From San Francisco, we've had rain on and off since November and I hate not riding my bike the 15min of clear skies we get.

  • @LoveLostization
    @LoveLostization4 жыл бұрын

    I kiss my bikes and rub their tanks and say good girl, as long as I get home safe they get love 😊

  • @Real_MisterSir

    @Real_MisterSir

    4 жыл бұрын

    Did this after riding through a major rain/thunderstorm, girl always managed to get me home safely. I respected her more than most people :b

  • @lovethisstuff9327

    @lovethisstuff9327

    4 жыл бұрын

    Ahhh... girl on girl! 😃

  • @masterpain7742

    @masterpain7742

    4 жыл бұрын

    Me too xD

  • @feodiente9460

    @feodiente9460

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same here

  • @LoveLostization

    @LoveLostization

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lovethisstuff9327 LOL

  • @enjoyyourself7455
    @enjoyyourself74554 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha "Dude, you sit on a car seat and call it Crystal..." I almost spat coffee all over my phone laughing at that one. Brilliant LMAO 🤣

  • @butzbach1
    @butzbach13 жыл бұрын

    Love the guys guzzling the quart beers. Excellent.

  • @quangnguyenhuy7199
    @quangnguyenhuy71992 жыл бұрын

    Mad respect for the raining footage at 6:17 lmao, riding a bike while it's raining outside is absolute hell in Vietnam.

  • @Unlucky13_s
    @Unlucky13_s4 жыл бұрын

    “Jammie jam do your dance it’s the yammmmmmmieee noooobbb alightttttt” *insert* space jam yammie noob remix music for intro! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bencebarna552

    @bencebarna552

    4 жыл бұрын

    ha

  • @someone-xp9wk
    @someone-xp9wk4 жыл бұрын

    100% true. Plus for a real biker one is never enough, you always think about getting more. And somehow bikers are like bee's, you will always end up with a group of bikers

  • @shawncousins8715
    @shawncousins87152 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for sharing, God bless you.

  • @brangar2923
    @brangar29232 жыл бұрын

    New rider, purchased a KLR650 these vids are so helpful thanks also to the motorcycle community on tips!

  • @therealkzero
    @therealkzero4 жыл бұрын

    Named my bike Evangeline. After Evangeline Lilly. Smooth, looks great, tough, and badass.

  • @badtzmaru17
    @badtzmaru174 жыл бұрын

    2009 GSX-R 600. Her name is Nina, because at high RPMs if you start to engine brake, she says "Nina Nina Nina."

  • @noahprieto4048
    @noahprieto40484 жыл бұрын

    Just got done with my first day of motorcycle class. Glad to go back tomorrow

  • @rickstuparyk3306
    @rickstuparyk33063 жыл бұрын

    This is WAY better than the last one I watched. Good job.

  • @anubisplays396
    @anubisplays3964 жыл бұрын

    My bike is named princess and I tell her she's beautiful all the time, often when I tap her tail as I walk past her in the garage. ...true story

  • @shivbarajebhosale6737
    @shivbarajebhosale67374 жыл бұрын

    3:46 hah,bold of you to assume.

  • @rcktgirl05
    @rcktgirl054 жыл бұрын

    I named mine Sally Ride because I'm a rocket scientist and she was my absolute hero growing up. Coincidence in the "ride" part makes it even cooler to me.

  • @radar2119
    @radar21194 жыл бұрын

    I couldn't in good conscience let your smooth transition to pube trimming go unnoticed. Excellent!

  • @timjohnson1199
    @timjohnson11994 жыл бұрын

    All this is interesting. I've been biking for almost 50 years and mostly by myself . There's all these things that just come naturally and now here's other people (bikers are "people", other humans are drones) doing the same things.

  • @lespearson3801

    @lespearson3801

    3 жыл бұрын

    My thoughts exactly. I thought everyone just did these things. I totally agree that "bikers" are people, and the rest are just social zombies.

  • @biggreen1569
    @biggreen15694 жыл бұрын

    Betty, Honda Shadow 750 ace deluxe....my girlfriend walked into the garage and caught me caressing the seat....

  • @JKemp-vq9xh

    @JKemp-vq9xh

    4 жыл бұрын

    I also have a shadow 750. I name all my bikes but couldn't find a perfectly fitting name for it. "Ekei" is the placeholder name. Character from a japanese video game, who was a fat bastard. Named it that because it is so slow.

  • @uglypinkeraser

    @uglypinkeraser

    4 жыл бұрын

    My '99 Shadow 750 ace is named Nebuchadnezzar. Its also been handled thoroughly but we have a loving relationship built on trust.

  • @jeffruebens8355
    @jeffruebens83554 жыл бұрын

    I recently bought a Scorpion brand helmet. Average review for safety at the Sharp web site for independent safety tests, but it fits well and the price was good. It has a little lever on the left side to open the visor a small bit for ventilation, and one D ring has a piece of nylon strap hanging so it is easier to undo under your neck.

  • @lightspeedyestermoon274
    @lightspeedyestermoon2744 жыл бұрын

    Named mine Betsy. After my 1st guitar. Thing was a clunky piece of cheap firewood so it fits on multiple levels 😂😂

  • @ZimmyFox
    @ZimmyFox4 жыл бұрын

    While some people appreciate the attention. I would like it if people didn't scream at me to do a wheelie at red lights. I cannot do a wheelie and I can barely hear you over my helmet, plugs and bluetooth speakers.

  • @MrWest-777

    @MrWest-777

    3 жыл бұрын

    Good job on resisting the dank nooners. Papa yam don't crack them either.

  • @zicomitchell
    @zicomitchell4 жыл бұрын

    Me: Why not Space J- Yam: 0:15 Me: :(

  • @2854Navman
    @2854Navman4 жыл бұрын

    Happy Holidays Mr's Yam and Jam and families 🎅🎄❄

  • @aarononeill2501
    @aarononeill25014 жыл бұрын

    There’s loads of words that rhyme with uncle 😂 love the vids man thanks for all the info you share !

  • @oliversutton2266
    @oliversutton22664 жыл бұрын

    I mean my ex was already dropped so another won’t hurt right?

  • @willystix2150

    @willystix2150

    3 жыл бұрын

    Drop it

  • @chriscode6431
    @chriscode64314 жыл бұрын

    His name is Jack. I bought him a few days before Halloween. He's candy burnt orange. He's taken ladies, his wheels are mine.

  • @thatguyfrommaine4400
    @thatguyfrommaine44004 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for the all the great content. I look forward to going for my moto lisc this spring with a little Yammie wisdom under my belt. I picked up a Honda Ruckus last May, and have put a little over 1K miles on it since then, and despite the snow, I'm still going out for a putz. I haven't named my bike, but it ended up nick-naming me, so perhaps your rule still holds true?. I'm "Uncle Ruckus" to the neighbors little ones :P Keep on Keeping on Mr Yammie Noob, have a Merry Christmas/happy New Years and great 2020.

  • @clintterrill6886
    @clintterrill68863 жыл бұрын

    OMG I love these.

  • @johndoe99642
    @johndoe996424 жыл бұрын

    Who is this narrator? No homo man but I liked your voice better.

  • @sheldonlewis72

    @sheldonlewis72

    4 жыл бұрын

    It Jammmmie Jjjeee.

  • @love2fight205

    @love2fight205

    4 жыл бұрын

    It's Pappa Yams gay twin, Jammie J

  • @TheRealDanielRamos
    @TheRealDanielRamos4 жыл бұрын

    Let's not forget the killer butterflies who allegedly act as a kamikazies as find a way inside my barely cracked visor...

  • @shivampalwe1040
    @shivampalwe10404 жыл бұрын

    bro you’re not a uncle you will young forever just dont get yourself self in accident we like you cause you’re alive

  • @byeyote8544
    @byeyote85444 жыл бұрын

    +1 on the diy. I did an engine swap in an fz6s2 under an overhang at my old trailer that's as wide as a 2 person sidewalk

  • @sammy2840
    @sammy28403 жыл бұрын

    Buy an Arai and you won’t need to raise your face shield ever!

  • @pasha5457

    @pasha5457

    3 жыл бұрын

    I dont like the design

  • @nightman922

    @nightman922

    3 жыл бұрын

    No thanks... would rather not spend $1000+ on a helmet

  • @Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname
    @Youtubeforcedmetochangemyname4 жыл бұрын

    Winter storage I can't do that my bike is my only transportation I ride it all the time

  • @robbielamont2816

    @robbielamont2816

    4 жыл бұрын

    Same here

  • @shawnlizeleatherdale4052

    @shawnlizeleatherdale4052

    3 жыл бұрын

    I rode all year round in Canada until a blizzard. Then I moved to Asia and much better year round riding.

  • @jasonw5636
    @jasonw56364 жыл бұрын

    You should add on the project biker. I have reconditioned and restored a number of bikes since learning to ride back in 98. There is no better feeling than riding a road legal bike you have built.

  • @mikeks8181
    @mikeks81813 жыл бұрын

    Went to an Arts Fair downtown Pittsburgh PA one yr. There was road construction nearby limiting the parking. No one was working so wife lifted up the caution tape and I backed in. Three hrs later when we came back! 8 more bikes All in a nice Row! Safety in numbers!!

  • @nicflatterie7772
    @nicflatterie77723 жыл бұрын

    Face shield rules: get pin lock! Put some treatment on your glasses, otherwise your pin lock is useless (ask me how I know...!), keep it closed or you will kiss a bee or other nasty bugs (again, how do I know?), modular helmets are great imho. Help others. I once plugged a flat tire for a women stuck on the side of the road, she had been there 2 hours I was the first to stop! Carry plugs with you and a basic tools kit, at least on long rides. Zip ties are life savers!

  • @agustinmorquecho7781

    @agustinmorquecho7781

    3 жыл бұрын

    i am newish rider, just ordered my first time pinlock, coz here in australia is never really cold, but this winter (its winter here) i am finishing late late at work and the face shield fogs out 2 out of 3 rides i did last week. so i order a pinlock. what do you mean about "put some treatment on your glasses"?

  • @James_765

    @James_765

    3 жыл бұрын

    Took a Godzilla size dragon fly to the face at 35mph yesterday.. smh then the visor went down haha

  • @nicflatterie7772

    @nicflatterie7772

    3 жыл бұрын

    Agustin Morquecho anti fog treatment on your lenses. Pin lock is nice, but if the glasses fog up, you are no better off. One time I was on the highway, and my glasses were fogging up. I could not stop (too dangerous in the rain and poor visibility) and could not put my glasses in my pockets since I had my rain coat on. So I drove 20 minutes with my glasses in my mouth, to the next exit :)

  • @agustinmorquecho7781

    @agustinmorquecho7781

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nicflatterie7772 ahhh ok, didnt reallized he was talking about glasses in your face for your eyes, dont know why i thought about a way of calling the visor glass. itys my own fault as english is my second language. plust it was very late when i read it so i was tired and brain not really working. i do not wear glasses of any kind, my helmet have dual visor, and the pinlock is on order, didnt received it yet.

  • @JDRod88
    @JDRod884 жыл бұрын

    Kick out the Jams by MC5

  • @echocarter9230
    @echocarter92302 жыл бұрын

    passed my CBT today so thats one step closer to my dream: travel the world. go every single country and never go same place twice

  • @msrcracing8387
    @msrcracing83874 жыл бұрын

    Your intros are getting better , More mature. Good video/Blog

  • @liilianalopez1155
    @liilianalopez11554 жыл бұрын

    lmao my suzuki is called susie and my ex named her XD I'm dying

  • @Rettequetette
    @Rettequetette4 жыл бұрын

    Wow, did you use some kind of voice-altering software? Sounds really weird.

  • @DadBodZaddy

    @DadBodZaddy

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rettequetette probably a freelance voice artist he hired

  • @Real_MisterSir

    @Real_MisterSir

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DadBodZaddy why would he do that? no one was complaining about his regular voice. Did something happen to Yam?

  • @buncho888

    @buncho888

    4 жыл бұрын

    Rettequetette it's Yams new sidekick. I think he is going to use him for voiceover videos only.

  • @Rettequetette

    @Rettequetette

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@DadBodZaddy ​ buncho888 I'm not so sure... I'd swear the intonation, pronunciation etc is Yammie's. It sounds to me like only the pitch has been lowered.

  • @JjjjMy1234
    @JjjjMy12344 жыл бұрын

    Number one is right, i got lil boy blue, the FZ-07, and old lady scarlet, the CBR 929RR

  • @vgama
    @vgama4 жыл бұрын

    Uncle J you are getting the grips on this thing! Congratulations

  • @YTjndallas
    @YTjndallas3 жыл бұрын

    My bike is “Traveller.” Named after General Lee’s Battle Stallion.

  • @sushantpatil4601
    @sushantpatil46014 жыл бұрын

    I literally call my bike "baiko" Which mean wife in marathi

  • @yoaashay

    @yoaashay

    4 жыл бұрын

    Lmao my Bike is my baiko

  • @ClingyCrab

    @ClingyCrab

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wife? Waifu Husband? Husbando Bike? Baiko Hotel? Closed

  • @TheLiamis

    @TheLiamis

    3 жыл бұрын

    Baiko is japanese for bike.

  • @shadowninja911x

    @shadowninja911x

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ClingyCrab missed the perfect opportunity to say "hotel? Trivago."

  • @andrewwasson6153
    @andrewwasson61532 жыл бұрын

    yep to all of them. #4 is soul crushing.

  • @ethancheng1595
    @ethancheng15953 жыл бұрын

    Number 3 is exactly me. When I was in college and dirt poor, I brought my car to a mechanic to do the littlest thing. Now that I have a little bit of money I thought I would just continue to pay people to do it when I got a bike. That did NOT happen - totally got sucked into DIY.

  • @agentnuget
    @agentnuget4 жыл бұрын

    I love telling my fiancee things like "yea, I took a corner at like 60 on the way home" and once she gets a panicked look I'm just like "nah, not really"

  • @jimmychen6329
    @jimmychen63294 жыл бұрын

    Jesus I'm so lucky to see this on my suggestion just three seconds after it was posted, and yes, I'm looking for some attention.

  • @MrTomJo

    @MrTomJo

    4 жыл бұрын

    And here it comes. You are welcome.

  • @iliaselatiallah1328

    @iliaselatiallah1328

    4 жыл бұрын

    I like your honesty good sir

  • @arg31ify

    @arg31ify

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shouldn't you be out riding, not waiting around for KZread videos? :p

  • @VideoMusicManiacPlace
    @VideoMusicManiacPlace2 жыл бұрын

    Love the Twin Peaks pics.

  • @micahdavis3274
    @micahdavis32743 жыл бұрын

    J, this video sets a marked improvement in your recent videos definitely more comfortable. OK now I have a question for you! I have had my eye on a Kawasaki Z 900 RS café for about a year now. I wanted to know your thoughts on it seeing as you guys do a lot of similar bikes. Thanks Micah aka “slowpoke”

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